Top 10 Improvised or Makeshift Weapons In Video Games

look out for that wait a second what the

look out for that wait a second what the hell is that

hell is that

hell is that welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll

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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top

be counting down our picks for the top

be counting down our picks for the top 10 improvised or makeshift weapons in

10 improvised or makeshift weapons in

10 improvised or makeshift weapons in video games because if it can be used as

video games because if it can be used as

video games because if it can be used as a weapon but typically isn’t a weapon

a weapon but typically isn’t a weapon

a weapon but typically isn’t a weapon you’ll find it on this list so bring on

you’ll find it on this list so bring on

you’ll find it on this list so bring on the plastic bags electric wheelchairs

the plastic bags electric wheelchairs

the plastic bags electric wheelchairs and Zippo lighters with aerosol cans but

and Zippo lighters with aerosol cans but

and Zippo lighters with aerosol cans but please leave the guns and knives at home

number 10 plastic bag manhunt series mom

number 10 plastic bag manhunt series mom always warned you not to play with

always warned you not to play with

always warned you not to play with plastic bags and in manhunt we find out

plastic bags and in manhunt we find out

plastic bags and in manhunt we find out why because it’s pretty hard to fight

why because it’s pretty hard to fight

why because it’s pretty hard to fight back when you can’t breathe

back when you can’t breathe

back when you can’t breathe manhunt has been accused of being a

manhunt has been accused of being a

manhunt has been accused of being a murder simulator and has been blamed for

murder simulator and has been blamed for

murder simulator and has been blamed for inspiring a real-life murder in England

anyway the plastic bag is probably the

anyway the plastic bag is probably the least bloody of all the executions as

least bloody of all the executions as

least bloody of all the executions as all you do is sneak up behind the enemy

all you do is sneak up behind the enemy

all you do is sneak up behind the enemy slip the bag over their head and hold it

slip the bag over their head and hold it

slip the bag over their head and hold it there until they suffocate which in

there until they suffocate which in

there until they suffocate which in videogame time is about 9 seconds number

videogame time is about 9 seconds number

videogame time is about 9 seconds number 9 head whip earthworm jim series

eat your heart out Indiana Jones the

eat your heart out Indiana Jones the head whippin earthworm jim is exactly

head whippin earthworm jim is exactly

head whippin earthworm jim is exactly what it sounds like it’s Jim’s head and

what it sounds like it’s Jim’s head and

what it sounds like it’s Jim’s head and in addition to being a jump rope it’s a

in addition to being a jump rope it’s a

in addition to being a jump rope it’s a loud lash that can take out snowmen and

loud lash that can take out snowmen and

loud lash that can take out snowmen and cause a refrigerator to fall in launch a

cause a refrigerator to fall in launch a

cause a refrigerator to fall in launch a cow into space laia fridge is hanging

cow into space laia fridge is hanging

cow into space laia fridge is hanging over the path and what the cow has to do

over the path and what the cow has to do

over the path and what the cow has to do with anything besides crushing princess

with anything besides crushing princess

with anything besides crushing princess what’s-her-name is kind of unclear but

what’s-her-name is kind of unclear but

what’s-her-name is kind of unclear but that whip definitely does its job and

that whip definitely does its job and

that whip definitely does its job and can argue with those results number

can argue with those results number

can argue with those results number eight the penetrator Saints Row series

sure the purple double-headed dildo you

sure the purple double-headed dildo you find at the police station bathroom in

find at the police station bathroom in

find at the police station bathroom in grand theft auto san andreas is

grand theft auto san andreas is

grand theft auto san andreas is definitely an effective weapon but the

definitely an effective weapon but the

definitely an effective weapon but the penetrator in saints row the third is a

penetrator in saints row the third is a

penetrator in saints row the third is a weapon that kind of makes very little

weapon that kind of makes very little

weapon that kind of makes very little sense it’s a three foot long dick

sense it’s a three foot long dick

sense it’s a three foot long dick attached to a baseball bat handle with

attached to a baseball bat handle with

attached to a baseball bat handle with the physics of a jelly dildo I don’t

the physics of a jelly dildo I don’t

the physics of a jelly dildo I don’t have to care for that what would you

have to care for that what would you

have to care for that what would you need something like this there are three

need something like this there are three

need something like this there are three ways to get it buy it for a hundred

ways to get it buy it for a hundred

ways to get it buy it for a hundred bucks at the store like a normal perfect

bucks at the store like a normal perfect

bucks at the store like a normal perfect earn it by kicking a mascots ass on the

earn it by kicking a mascots ass on the

earn it by kicking a mascots ass on the medium hard or oh so hard difficulty or

medium hard or oh so hard difficulty or

medium hard or oh so hard difficulty or as a reward for completing a mission the

as a reward for completing a mission the

as a reward for completing a mission the penetrator also appears in Saints Row 4

penetrator also appears in Saints Row 4

penetrator also appears in Saints Row 4 and combining its wing with super

and combining its wing with super

and combining its wing with super strength yields some pretty hilarious

strength yields some pretty hilarious

strength yields some pretty hilarious results number seven the splat roller

results number seven the splat roller

results number seven the splat roller [Music]

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[Music] slimy little hipster you can’t handle my

slimy little hipster you can’t handle my

slimy little hipster you can’t handle my wasabi beats the splat roller is a giant

wasabi beats the splat roller is a giant

wasabi beats the splat roller is a giant paint roller that can paint turf shoot

paint roller that can paint turf shoot

paint roller that can paint turf shoot ink it enemies or return projectiles as

ink it enemies or return projectiles as

ink it enemies or return projectiles as a cross between a baseball bat and a

a cross between a baseball bat and a

a cross between a baseball bat and a tennis racket although it’s designed to

tennis racket although it’s designed to

tennis racket although it’s designed to claim turf and not be used as a weapon

claim turf and not be used as a weapon

claim turf and not be used as a weapon it’s wide splash radius and ability to

it’s wide splash radius and ability to

it’s wide splash radius and ability to rule over enemies faster than

rule over enemies faster than

rule over enemies faster than chamillionaire’s greatest single makes

chamillionaire’s greatest single makes

chamillionaire’s greatest single makes it ideal for close-range surprises the

it ideal for close-range surprises the

it ideal for close-range surprises the splat roller is unfortunately out ranged

splat roller is unfortunately out ranged

splat roller is unfortunately out ranged by the ink brush and word of advice if

by the ink brush and word of advice if

by the ink brush and word of advice if you try to run over another character

you try to run over another character

you try to run over another character who also has the splat roller you’ll

who also has the splat roller you’ll

who also has the splat roller you’ll both be splattered number 6 – della T

both be splattered number 6 – della T

both be splattered number 6 – della T sunset overdrive

only in a post-apocalyptic world

only in a post-apocalyptic world nicknamed the awesome pocalypse can you

nicknamed the awesome pocalypse can you

nicknamed the awesome pocalypse can you have a gun that fires 50 plus vinyl

have a gun that fires 50 plus vinyl

have a gun that fires 50 plus vinyl records and no one asks what the hell

records and no one asks what the hell

records and no one asks what the hell you’re smokin high-fidelity does just

you’re smokin high-fidelity does just

you’re smokin high-fidelity does just that

that

that destroying mutant overcharge drinkers

destroying mutant overcharge drinkers

destroying mutant overcharge drinkers gang members and the standard evil

gang members and the standard evil

gang members and the standard evil corporation that screwed up the whole

corporation that screwed up the whole

corporation that screwed up the whole world’s robots with the smoothness of a

world’s robots with the smoothness of a

world’s robots with the smoothness of a Michael Jackson dance-off – thriller the

Michael Jackson dance-off – thriller the

Michael Jackson dance-off – thriller the second gun you acquire in the game it’s

second gun you acquire in the game it’s

second gun you acquire in the game it’s also featured in the easiest mission in

also featured in the easiest mission in

also featured in the easiest mission in the game all you have to do is switch to

the game all you have to do is switch to

the game all you have to do is switch to it from your old gun that was attached

it from your old gun that was attached

it from your old gun that was attached while you friggin nailed it now comes

while you friggin nailed it now comes

while you friggin nailed it now comes the part where the mutants swarm you and

the part where the mutants swarm you and

the part where the mutants swarm you and the mentor does nothing but silently

the mentor does nothing but silently

the mentor does nothing but silently judge you after summoning the enemies

number 5 bumper sword

number 5 bumper sword Fallout New Vegas did anyone get the

Fallout New Vegas did anyone get the

Fallout New Vegas did anyone get the license plate on that sword the bumper

license plate on that sword the bumper

license plate on that sword the bumper sword in Fallout New Vegas is an actual

sword in Fallout New Vegas is an actual

sword in Fallout New Vegas is an actual car bumper complete with license plate

car bumper complete with license plate

car bumper complete with license plate and an exhaust pipe as the handle

survival is definitely difficult in the

survival is definitely difficult in the post-nuclear Mojave Desert and some of

post-nuclear Mojave Desert and some of

post-nuclear Mojave Desert and some of its inhabitants are a little screwy

its inhabitants are a little screwy

its inhabitants are a little screwy including an army of invisible paranoid

including an army of invisible paranoid

including an army of invisible paranoid mutants that carry these improvised

mutants that carry these improvised

mutants that carry these improvised blades around as weapons now all you

blades around as weapons now all you

blades around as weapons now all you need to complete it as a stop sign as a

need to complete it as a stop sign as a

need to complete it as a stop sign as a shield

number four the head of Helios got a

number four the head of Helios got a four-three

okay so you’ve flooded the world by

okay so you’ve flooded the world by killing Poseidon killed off all plant

killing Poseidon killed off all plant

killing Poseidon killed off all plant life by killing Hera

life by killing Hera

life by killing Hera so what could possibly go wrong if you

so what could possibly go wrong if you

so what could possibly go wrong if you kill Helios the god of the Sun besides

kill Helios the god of the Sun besides

kill Helios the god of the Sun besides permanent blackness of course well on

permanent blackness of course well on

permanent blackness of course well on the plus side you get a weapon that you

the plus side you get a weapon that you

the plus side you get a weapon that you can use to blind your enemies even if

can use to blind your enemies even if

can use to blind your enemies even if those enemies are skeletons that have no

those enemies are skeletons that have no

those enemies are skeletons that have no eyes don’t think about it too hard

eyes don’t think about it too hard

eyes don’t think about it too hard sure Kratos could use the blades of

sure Kratos could use the blades of

sure Kratos could use the blades of Exile to decapitate Helios but that’s no

Exile to decapitate Helios but that’s no

Exile to decapitate Helios but that’s no way to get ahead in life am i right

number three aerosol can and Zippo

number three aerosol can and Zippo lighter blood

no one is really certain when this game

no one is really certain when this game takes place as the protagonist is an

takes place as the protagonist is an

takes place as the protagonist is an undead Wild West gun slinger battling

undead Wild West gun slinger battling

undead Wild West gun slinger battling through areas influenced by World War

through areas influenced by World War

through areas influenced by World War one the 1930s and the 1940s to get

one the 1930s and the 1940s to get

one the 1930s and the 1940s to get revenge on an obscure Slavic god from

revenge on an obscure Slavic god from

revenge on an obscure Slavic god from the 11th century some weapons are guns

the 11th century some weapons are guns

the 11th century some weapons are guns useful for taking down zombies and

useful for taking down zombies and

useful for taking down zombies and cultists but the spray can with a Zippo

cultists but the spray can with a Zippo

cultists but the spray can with a Zippo lighter is a much more DIY kind of

lighter is a much more DIY kind of

lighter is a much more DIY kind of flamethrower it’s not the only weapon in

flamethrower it’s not the only weapon in

flamethrower it’s not the only weapon in the game that involves fire but it is

the game that involves fire but it is

the game that involves fire but it is the only one that allows for a

the only one that allows for a

the only one that allows for a continuous burst of flames do not try

continuous burst of flames do not try

continuous burst of flames do not try this at home kids we can’t say that

this at home kids we can’t say that

this at home kids we can’t say that enough because technically it would work

number two

number two plasma cutter dead space series so

plasma cutter dead space series so

plasma cutter dead space series so apparently the plasma cutter was never

apparently the plasma cutter was never

apparently the plasma cutter was never designed to be a weapon but just try to

designed to be a weapon but just try to

designed to be a weapon but just try to make fun of Isaac Clark when he’s

make fun of Isaac Clark when he’s

make fun of Isaac Clark when he’s holding a space-age nail gun to your

holding a space-age nail gun to your

holding a space-age nail gun to your forehead actually that might not work

forehead actually that might not work

forehead actually that might not work because when it comes to Necromorphs you

because when it comes to Necromorphs you

because when it comes to Necromorphs you got to cut off their limbs

got to cut off their limbs

got to cut off their limbs [Applause]

the plasma cutter is supposed to be a

the plasma cutter is supposed to be a converted mining tool that excels at

converted mining tool that excels at

converted mining tool that excels at vertical and horizontal dismemberment

vertical and horizontal dismemberment

vertical and horizontal dismemberment but the real question is why would you

but the real question is why would you

but the real question is why would you allow an undead alien to get that close

allow an undead alien to get that close

allow an undead alien to get that close to you what can we say it’s a horror

to you what can we say it’s a horror

to you what can we say it’s a horror game which means everyone but the main

game which means everyone but the main

game which means everyone but the main character dies a horrific death with emo

character dies a horrific death with emo

character dies a horrific death with emo music blaring in the background oh that

music blaring in the background oh that

music blaring in the background oh that end the bad guy is obviously still alive

end the bad guy is obviously still alive

end the bad guy is obviously still alive at the end before we unveil our top pick

at the end before we unveil our top pick

at the end before we unveil our top pick here’s a look at a few honorable

here’s a look at a few honorable

here’s a look at a few honorable mentions hey schmuck

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[Music] number one everything

number one everything

number one everything Dead Rising series

what can we say about a game we’re

what can we say about a game we’re combining a wheelchair with a battery

combining a wheelchair with a battery

combining a wheelchair with a battery gets you a makeshift tank in the Dead

gets you a makeshift tank in the Dead

gets you a makeshift tank in the Dead Rising series literally everything is a

Rising series literally everything is a

Rising series literally everything is a weapon and you can combine weapons to

weapon and you can combine weapons to

weapon and you can combine weapons to form more weapons if you can think of it

form more weapons if you can think of it

form more weapons if you can think of it and locate the plans you can definitely

and locate the plans you can definitely

and locate the plans you can definitely use it as a weapon take the lead pipe

use it as a weapon take the lead pipe

use it as a weapon take the lead pipe and add chemicals for pukes of Hazard

and add chemicals for pukes of Hazard

and add chemicals for pukes of Hazard create the chop and talk with a video

create the chop and talk with a video

create the chop and talk with a video game console and a battle axe or go

game console and a battle axe or go

game console and a battle axe or go Darth Maul by combining a machete and a

Darth Maul by combining a machete and a

Darth Maul by combining a machete and a katana just about anything you can pick

katana just about anything you can pick

katana just about anything you can pick up can help take out those boards of

up can help take out those boards of

up can help take out those boards of zombies heading towards you no matter

zombies heading towards you no matter

zombies heading towards you no matter how bizarre do you agree with our list

how bizarre do you agree with our list

how bizarre do you agree with our list what’s your favorite improvised video

what’s your favorite improvised video

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