
there’s stupidity and then there’s Patrick welcome to watchmojo.com and
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today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 patrick star moments before
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at the funniest and most iconic moments
at the funniest and most iconic moments involving SpongeBob SquarePants best
involving SpongeBob SquarePants best
involving SpongeBob SquarePants best friends number 10 it’s not my wallet
friends number 10 it’s not my wallet
friends number 10 it’s not my wallet okay man ready are you ready for your
okay man ready are you ready for your
okay man ready are you ready for your first day at goodness school granted it
first day at goodness school granted it
first day at goodness school granted it was probably a bad idea from the
was probably a bad idea from the
was probably a bad idea from the beginning to include Patrick in any
beginning to include Patrick in any
beginning to include Patrick in any scenario that involves teaching someone
scenario that involves teaching someone
scenario that involves teaching someone to be good because the starfishes
to be good because the starfishes
to be good because the starfishes ignorance has been known to irritate
ignorance has been known to irritate
ignorance has been known to irritate even the most patient of people so you
even the most patient of people so you
even the most patient of people so you can imagine why a supervillain like Man
can imagine why a supervillain like Man
can imagine why a supervillain like Man Ray was pushed over the edge while
Ray was pushed over the edge while
Ray was pushed over the edge while spongebob tries to show the evildoer how
spongebob tries to show the evildoer how
spongebob tries to show the evildoer how to be nice he asks Patrick to take part
to be nice he asks Patrick to take part
to be nice he asks Patrick to take part in a little role-playing where man ray
in a little role-playing where man ray
in a little role-playing where man ray tries to return his dropped wallet let’s
tries to return his dropped wallet let’s
tries to return his dropped wallet let’s just say it doesn’t go so well then take
just say it doesn’t go so well then take
just say it doesn’t go so well then take it it’s not my number 9
it it’s not my number 9
it it’s not my number 9 not until 4 you can always count on
not until 4 you can always count on
not until 4 you can always count on Patrick to blurt out the most
Patrick to blurt out the most
Patrick to blurt out the most nonsensical things even in times of
nonsensical things even in times of
nonsensical things even in times of crisis when a sand boarding accident
crisis when a sand boarding accident
crisis when a sand boarding accident causes spongebob to be sent plummeting
causes spongebob to be sent plummeting
causes spongebob to be sent plummeting towards the ground
towards the ground
towards the ground sandy yells out instructions on how to
sandy yells out instructions on how to
sandy yells out instructions on how to minimize the damage Patrick chimes in
minimize the damage Patrick chimes in
minimize the damage Patrick chimes in and what comes out of his mouth is not
and what comes out of his mouth is not
and what comes out of his mouth is not very helpful we do learn however that he
very helpful we do learn however that he
very helpful we do learn however that he does have something of a schedule for a
does have something of a schedule for a
does have something of a schedule for a stupidity as he’s got to go and be an
stupidity as he’s got to go and be an
stupidity as he’s got to go and be an idiot somewhere at four I wonder how
idiot somewhere at four I wonder how
idiot somewhere at four I wonder how that turned out
that turned out
that turned out don’t you have to be stupid somewhere
don’t you have to be stupid somewhere
don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else 104
number eight where’s the leak ma’am
number eight where’s the leak ma’am Aeneid ow oli needed a tie Patrick
Aeneid ow oli needed a tie Patrick
Aeneid ow oli needed a tie Patrick really got the short end of the stick
really got the short end of the stick
really got the short end of the stick when SpongeBob’s crudely drawn evil
when SpongeBob’s crudely drawn evil
when SpongeBob’s crudely drawn evil doppelganger came to life and started
doppelganger came to life and started
doppelganger came to life and started wreaking all kinds of havoc not that we
wreaking all kinds of havoc not that we
wreaking all kinds of havoc not that we particularly mind because every time he
particularly mind because every time he
particularly mind because every time he gets hurt in this episode it is rather
gets hurt in this episode it is rather
gets hurt in this episode it is rather hilarious
hilarious
hilarious one such example is when SpongeBob and
one such example is when SpongeBob and
one such example is when SpongeBob and Patrick are stuck down a hole of doodle
Patrick are stuck down a hole of doodle
Patrick are stuck down a hole of doodle Bob’s making obviously thinking that it
Bob’s making obviously thinking that it
Bob’s making obviously thinking that it wasn’t enough he decides to drop a
wasn’t enough he decides to drop a
wasn’t enough he decides to drop a doodle wrench on Patrick’s head from the
doodle wrench on Patrick’s head from the
doodle wrench on Patrick’s head from the impact we can only guess that it’s just
impact we can only guess that it’s just
impact we can only guess that it’s just as heavy as a real one number seven push
as heavy as a real one number seven push
as heavy as a real one number seven push it somewhere else in the wake of a giant
it somewhere else in the wake of a giant
it somewhere else in the wake of a giant worm attack the citizens of Bikini
worm attack the citizens of Bikini
worm attack the citizens of Bikini Bottom fear for their lives while
Bottom fear for their lives while
Bottom fear for their lives while thinking up solutions Patrick comes up
thinking up solutions Patrick comes up
thinking up solutions Patrick comes up with the initially rejected plan of
with the initially rejected plan of
with the initially rejected plan of pushing the entire city to a different
pushing the entire city to a different
pushing the entire city to a different location as it turns out while the
location as it turns out while the
location as it turns out while the residents seem to have faith in
residents seem to have faith in
residents seem to have faith in spongebob and Sandy’s ability to catch
spongebob and Sandy’s ability to catch
spongebob and Sandy’s ability to catch the worm they immediately fall back on
the worm they immediately fall back on
the worm they immediately fall back on Patrick’s plan this turns out to be a
Patrick’s plan this turns out to be a
Patrick’s plan this turns out to be a good idea with a poor execution as by
good idea with a poor execution as by
good idea with a poor execution as by the end of the episode Bikini Bottom
the end of the episode Bikini Bottom
the end of the episode Bikini Bottom winds up getting crushed under said worm
winds up getting crushed under said worm
winds up getting crushed under said worm a for effort though
number six Huambo I’d like to speak to
number six Huambo I’d like to speak to Murphy
Murphy
Murphy is one bow even a word Patrick seems to
is one bow even a word Patrick seems to
is one bow even a word Patrick seems to think so after accidentally shrinking
think so after accidentally shrinking
think so after accidentally shrinking Squidward with mermaidman stolen utility
Squidward with mermaidman stolen utility
Squidward with mermaidman stolen utility belt
belt
belt spongebob seeks Patrick’s advice on how
spongebob seeks Patrick’s advice on how
spongebob seeks Patrick’s advice on how to fix the problem his solution is
to fix the problem his solution is
to fix the problem his solution is turning the m insignia upside down into
turning the m insignia upside down into
turning the m insignia upside down into a w essentially turning it from many to
a w essentially turning it from many to
a w essentially turning it from many to wumbo in fact Patrick seems to be an
wumbo in fact Patrick seems to be an
wumbo in fact Patrick seems to be an expert on the subject with his excessive
expert on the subject with his excessive
expert on the subject with his excessive knowledge in 1 Balaji
knowledge in 1 Balaji
knowledge in 1 Balaji as it happens his argument falls to
as it happens his argument falls to
as it happens his argument falls to pieces when he too is shrunk down to
pieces when he too is shrunk down to
pieces when he too is shrunk down to minuscule size so much for Lumbo number
minuscule size so much for Lumbo number
minuscule size so much for Lumbo number 5 finland doodle bob strikes again
5 finland doodle bob strikes again
5 finland doodle bob strikes again literally and this time he’s armed with
literally and this time he’s armed with
literally and this time he’s armed with a bowling ball a spongebob and patrick
a bowling ball a spongebob and patrick
a bowling ball a spongebob and patrick try to figure a way out of the hole
try to figure a way out of the hole
try to figure a way out of the hole after recovering from the wrench to the
after recovering from the wrench to the
after recovering from the wrench to the head doodle manages to literally
head doodle manages to literally
head doodle manages to literally splatter Patrick into several pins with
splatter Patrick into several pins with
splatter Patrick into several pins with just a single throw we’re guessing that
just a single throw we’re guessing that
just a single throw we’re guessing that it must have hurt because when spongebob
it must have hurt because when spongebob
it must have hurt because when spongebob asks if he’s okay he responds like this
either Patrick has quite the concussion
either Patrick has quite the concussion or he was hit so hard that he actually
or he was hit so hard that he actually
or he was hit so hard that he actually ended up in said Nordic country number 4
ended up in said Nordic country number 4
ended up in said Nordic country number 4 inner machinations besides if I showed
inner machinations besides if I showed
inner machinations besides if I showed you what was inside it wouldn’t be a
you what was inside it wouldn’t be a
you what was inside it wouldn’t be a secret anymore Dan Patrick and his
secret anymore Dan Patrick and his
secret anymore Dan Patrick and his antics surrounding the mysterious box
antics surrounding the mysterious box
antics surrounding the mysterious box that seemed to cause him an endless
that seemed to cause him an endless
that seemed to cause him an endless amount of joy made for one of the
amount of joy made for one of the
amount of joy made for one of the funniest episodes of the series mainly
funniest episodes of the series mainly
funniest episodes of the series mainly due to both spongebob and the audience’s
due to both spongebob and the audience’s
due to both spongebob and the audience’s growing desire to see what exactly he
growing desire to see what exactly he
growing desire to see what exactly he was hiding in there Patrick
was hiding in there Patrick
was hiding in there Patrick doesn’t make it easy though even
doesn’t make it easy though even
doesn’t make it easy though even lecturing his friend that he couldn’t
lecturing his friend that he couldn’t
lecturing his friend that he couldn’t comprehend what’s inside since his
comprehend what’s inside since his
comprehend what’s inside since his innermost thoughts are far too complex
innermost thoughts are far too complex
innermost thoughts are far too complex for your average under-seat folk this is
for your average under-seat folk this is
for your average under-seat folk this is perfectly encapsulated with a visual
perfectly encapsulated with a visual
perfectly encapsulated with a visual representation of a carton of spilled
representation of a carton of spilled
representation of a carton of spilled milk yep
milk yep
milk yep that’s Patrick alright the inner
that’s Patrick alright the inner
that’s Patrick alright the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
machinations of my mind are an enigma
machinations of my mind are an enigma [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number 3 the ugly barnacle Oh
number 3 the ugly barnacle Oh
number 3 the ugly barnacle Oh confused yes a hill Patrick everyone is
confused yes a hill Patrick everyone is
confused yes a hill Patrick everyone is running away from me Patrick may truly
running away from me Patrick may truly
running away from me Patrick may truly care for his friend deep down but in
care for his friend deep down but in
care for his friend deep down but in terms of offering moral support he is
terms of offering moral support he is
terms of offering moral support he is the last person you should go to when
the last person you should go to when
the last person you should go to when spongebob ends up with horrendously bad
spongebob ends up with horrendously bad
spongebob ends up with horrendously bad breath civilians start running away from
breath civilians start running away from
breath civilians start running away from him in order to avoid the smell but
him in order to avoid the smell but
him in order to avoid the smell but thanks to a few offhand remarks by
thanks to a few offhand remarks by
thanks to a few offhand remarks by Patrick he starts to believe it’s
Patrick he starts to believe it’s
Patrick he starts to believe it’s because he’s ugly Patrick being the
because he’s ugly Patrick being the
because he’s ugly Patrick being the sensitive soul that he is tries to cheer
sensitive soul that he is tries to cheer
sensitive soul that he is tries to cheer him up with a story about an ugly
him up with a story about an ugly
him up with a story about an ugly barnacle except it ends up having the
barnacle except it ends up having the
barnacle except it ends up having the complete opposite effect it’s too easy
complete opposite effect it’s too easy
complete opposite effect it’s too easy ugly barnacle he was so ugly that
ugly barnacle he was so ugly that
ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end number two is
everyone died the end number two is
everyone died the end number two is mayonnaise an instrument is mayonnaise
mayonnaise an instrument is mayonnaise
mayonnaise an instrument is mayonnaise an instrument no Patrick mayonnaise is
an instrument no Patrick mayonnaise is
an instrument no Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument with Patrick’s IQ
not an instrument with Patrick’s IQ
not an instrument with Patrick’s IQ being what it is you can imagine that
being what it is you can imagine that
being what it is you can imagine that his knowledge of musical instruments is
his knowledge of musical instruments is
his knowledge of musical instruments is about as low as everything else when
about as low as everything else when
about as low as everything else when Squidward gathers the main residents of
Squidward gathers the main residents of
Squidward gathers the main residents of Bikini Bottom together to form a
Bikini Bottom together to form a
Bikini Bottom together to form a marching band he asks if anyone has any
marching band he asks if anyone has any
marching band he asks if anyone has any previous experience with
previous experience with
previous experience with any kinds of instruments as it happens
any kinds of instruments as it happens
any kinds of instruments as it happens Patrick does indeed have a back
Patrick does indeed have a back
Patrick does indeed have a back catalogue just as long as you count
catalogue just as long as you count
catalogue just as long as you count mayonnaise and horseradish as actual
mayonnaise and horseradish as actual
mayonnaise and horseradish as actual experience we may never actually get to
experience we may never actually get to
experience we may never actually get to see him play any condiments but it can’t
see him play any condiments but it can’t
see him play any condiments but it can’t be denied he is a natural drummer
be denied he is a natural drummer
be denied he is a natural drummer [Music]
[Applause]
[Applause] before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions can you
here are some honorable mentions can you
here are some honorable mentions can you take hats in a dignified and
take hats in a dignified and
take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner you mean like a
sophisticated manner you mean like a
sophisticated manner you mean like a weenie okay I think you laid it on a
weenie okay I think you laid it on a
weenie okay I think you laid it on a kinky bit thick there Oh pal number one
kinky bit thick there Oh pal number one
kinky bit thick there Oh pal number one no this is Patrick is this the Krusty
no this is Patrick is this the Krusty
no this is Patrick is this the Krusty Krab
Krab
Krab hey this is BER true not since Leonidas
hey this is BER true not since Leonidas
hey this is BER true not since Leonidas is signature war cry has a phrase been
is signature war cry has a phrase been
is signature war cry has a phrase been uttered with so much conviction that it
uttered with so much conviction that it
uttered with so much conviction that it resonates within the hearts of warriors
resonates within the hearts of warriors
resonates within the hearts of warriors everywhere so in this case it’s because
everywhere so in this case it’s because
everywhere so in this case it’s because it’s just playing funny taking on board
it’s just playing funny taking on board
it’s just playing funny taking on board as a staff member at the Krusty Krab
as a staff member at the Krusty Krab
as a staff member at the Krusty Krab Patrick tries his hand working the phone
Patrick tries his hand working the phone
Patrick tries his hand working the phone however as customers call in and ask if
however as customers call in and ask if
however as customers call in and ask if they’re indeed calling the right
they’re indeed calling the right
they’re indeed calling the right establishment Patrick gives what can
establishment Patrick gives what can
establishment Patrick gives what can only be considered a legendary response
only be considered a legendary response
only be considered a legendary response if you didn’t know his name before you
if you didn’t know his name before you
if you didn’t know his name before you will after this do you agree with our
will after this do you agree with our
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