it’s only stupid if it doesn’t work welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down the top 10 most
be counting down the top 10 most
be counting down the top 10 most hilarious James Bond gadgets dude he’s
hilarious James Bond gadgets dude he’s
hilarious James Bond gadgets dude he’s trying to turn some of this equipment in
trying to turn some of this equipment in
trying to turn some of this equipment in pristine order don’t touch that
pristine order don’t touch that
pristine order don’t touch that it’s my lunch number 10 the horse
it’s my lunch number 10 the horse
it’s my lunch number 10 the horse trailer from Octopussy horse kicking off
trailer from Octopussy horse kicking off
trailer from Octopussy horse kicking off our list is the gadget that Bond uses to
our list is the gadget that Bond uses to
our list is the gadget that Bond uses to escape the Cuban army supplied by his
escape the Cuban army supplied by his
escape the Cuban army supplied by his female associate this tiny livestock
female associate this tiny livestock
female associate this tiny livestock trailer hides an ultra light aircraft
trailer hides an ultra light aircraft
trailer hides an ultra light aircraft behind a horse’s ass not only does this
behind a horse’s ass not only does this
behind a horse’s ass not only does this plane unfold to carry him out of enemy
plane unfold to carry him out of enemy
plane unfold to carry him out of enemy territory but it also shows off bonds
territory but it also shows off bonds
territory but it also shows off bonds patriotic side with the colors of the
patriotic side with the colors of the
patriotic side with the colors of the Union Jack feller up is number 9 the ski
Union Jack feller up is number 9 the ski
Union Jack feller up is number 9 the ski pole gun from The Spy Who Loved me in
pole gun from The Spy Who Loved me in
pole gun from The Spy Who Loved me in this flick James Bond is chased downhill
this flick James Bond is chased downhill
this flick James Bond is chased downhill by a bunch of bad guys on skis as per
by a bunch of bad guys on skis as per
by a bunch of bad guys on skis as per the usual since he’s hopelessly
the usual since he’s hopelessly
the usual since he’s hopelessly outnumbered he decides to awkwardly turn
outnumbered he decides to awkwardly turn
outnumbered he decides to awkwardly turn around and fire a 30 caliber rifle
around and fire a 30 caliber rifle
around and fire a 30 caliber rifle hidden inside of his ski pole we would
hidden inside of his ski pole we would
hidden inside of his ski pole we would not want to be on the receiving end of
not want to be on the receiving end of
not want to be on the receiving end of that thing is if the bad guys could ski
that thing is if the bad guys could ski
that thing is if the bad guys could ski while firing normal guns
while firing normal guns
while firing normal guns why couldn’t Bond do the same well that
why couldn’t Bond do the same well that
why couldn’t Bond do the same well that wouldn’t get him on any cool lists would
number eight cigarette rocket darts from
number eight cigarette rocket darts from You Only Live Twice cigarettes can kill
You Only Live Twice cigarettes can kill
You Only Live Twice cigarettes can kill given to bond by his allies these
given to bond by his allies these
given to bond by his allies these cigarettes are actually mini rocket
cigarettes are actually mini rocket
cigarettes are actually mini rocket launchers that fire deadly rocket darts
launchers that fire deadly rocket darts
launchers that fire deadly rocket darts so they’re a bit more fast-acting than
so they’re a bit more fast-acting than
so they’re a bit more fast-acting than nicotine and tar I carried up to 30
nicotine and tar I carried up to 30
nicotine and tar I carried up to 30 yards very neat it can save your life
yards very neat it can save your life
yards very neat it can save your life this cigarette this means that back when
this cigarette this means that back when
this cigarette this means that back when bond used to smoke he could get enemies
bond used to smoke he could get enemies
bond used to smoke he could get enemies too unwittingly light him up and then
too unwittingly light him up and then
too unwittingly light him up and then light them up in return number 7 the
light them up in return number 7 the
light them up in return number 7 the ghetto blaster from Living Daylights
ghetto blaster from Living Daylights
ghetto blaster from Living Daylights it’s time to rock out with your rocket
it’s time to rock out with your rocket
it’s time to rock out with your rocket launcher out this is definitely a weapon
launcher out this is definitely a weapon
launcher out this is definitely a weapon for the 80s it says a lot that it wasn’t
for the 80s it says a lot that it wasn’t
for the 80s it says a lot that it wasn’t even designed for mi6 use something
even designed for mi6 use something
even designed for mi6 use something we’re making for the Americans it’s
we’re making for the Americans it’s
we’re making for the Americans it’s called a ghetto blaster perfect for
called a ghetto blaster perfect for
called a ghetto blaster perfect for those times when the breakdancing battle
those times when the breakdancing battle
those times when the breakdancing battle gets a bit too heavy serve this boom
gets a bit too heavy serve this boom
gets a bit too heavy serve this boom number 6 the revolving sofa from The
number 6 the revolving sofa from The
number 6 the revolving sofa from The Living Daylights if you thought that
Living Daylights if you thought that
Living Daylights if you thought that rickety IKEA chair in your kitchen was a
rickety IKEA chair in your kitchen was a
rickety IKEA chair in your kitchen was a deathtrap wait till you see this
deathtrap wait till you see this
deathtrap wait till you see this mi6 seems to think that bond really
mi6 seems to think that bond really
mi6 seems to think that bond really needs a sofa that pretty much eats
needs a sofa that pretty much eats
needs a sofa that pretty much eats people Hugh even shows bond how to turn
people Hugh even shows bond how to turn
people Hugh even shows bond how to turn it into a torture and interrogation
it into a torture and interrogation
it into a torture and interrogation chamber just by sitting on it I guess
chamber just by sitting on it I guess
chamber just by sitting on it I guess this may come in handy when bond needs
this may come in handy when bond needs
this may come in handy when bond needs to hide as many lady friends from each
to hide as many lady friends from each
to hide as many lady friends from each other Oh file that for the other secret
other Oh file that for the other secret
other Oh file that for the other secret information around here number 5 the
information around here number 5 the
information around here number 5 the iceberg boat of u2 a kill
iceberg boat of u2 a kill
iceberg boat of u2 a kill this is probably what sunk the Titanic
this is probably what sunk the Titanic
this is probably what sunk the Titanic this camouflaged iceberg boat is pretty
this camouflaged iceberg boat is pretty
this camouflaged iceberg boat is pretty over-the-top and one of the spies
over-the-top and one of the spies
over-the-top and one of the spies strangest forms of travel it was even
strangest forms of travel it was even
strangest forms of travel it was even designed to be the ultimate shag pad
designed to be the ultimate shag pad
designed to be the ultimate shag pad complete with a transforming bed wall to
complete with a transforming bed wall to
complete with a transforming bed wall to ceiling padding and a sexy female spy
ceiling padding and a sexy female spy
ceiling padding and a sexy female spy come on
come on
come on me James five days to Alaska it does
me James five days to Alaska it does
me James five days to Alaska it does however lose points for not coming
however lose points for not coming
however lose points for not coming equipped with a penguin launcher number
equipped with a penguin launcher number
equipped with a penguin launcher number four the crocodile suit from Octopussy
four the crocodile suit from Octopussy
four the crocodile suit from Octopussy this one’s a real croc secret agents
this one’s a real croc secret agents
this one’s a real croc secret agents must all be children deep down there’s
must all be children deep down there’s
must all be children deep down there’s no other way to explain this thing just
no other way to explain this thing just
no other way to explain this thing just look at bonds face he knows what we’re
look at bonds face he knows what we’re
look at bonds face he knows what we’re talking about does he really have to
talking about does he really have to
talking about does he really have to expose his head to see where he’s going
expose his head to see where he’s going
expose his head to see where he’s going home number three bolas and the sleeping
home number three bolas and the sleeping
home number three bolas and the sleeping sombrero machine gun trap from Moonraker
sombrero machine gun trap from Moonraker
sombrero machine gun trap from Moonraker britain is ready to wage war down Mexico
britain is ready to wage war down Mexico
britain is ready to wage war down Mexico Way
Way
Way just imagine these balls taking out an
just imagine these balls taking out an
just imagine these balls taking out an entire person’s head as demonstrated on
entire person’s head as demonstrated on
entire person’s head as demonstrated on this dummy good have that ready for Omni
this dummy good have that ready for Omni
this dummy good have that ready for Omni pain yes sir
pain yes sir
pain yes sir not over-the-top enough well these
not over-the-top enough well these
not over-the-top enough well these sombrero wearing mannequins are sure to
sombrero wearing mannequins are sure to
sombrero wearing mannequins are sure to blow away anyone looking to take
blow away anyone looking to take
blow away anyone looking to take advantage of that sleepy Mexican
advantage of that sleepy Mexican
advantage of that sleepy Mexican stereotype number two explosive shark
stereotype number two explosive shark
stereotype number two explosive shark pellets from Live and Let Die leave it
pellets from Live and Let Die leave it
pellets from Live and Let Die leave it to bond to use something that sounds
to bond to use something that sounds
to bond to use something that sounds completely ridiculous to great effect
completely ridiculous to great effect
completely ridiculous to great effect what is it a shotgun naturally with
what is it a shotgun naturally with
what is it a shotgun naturally with compressed gas pellets a wildly
compressed gas pellets a wildly
compressed gas pellets a wildly unrealistic gadget bond manages to use
unrealistic gadget bond manages to use
unrealistic gadget bond manages to use one of these pellets on mr. big thus
one of these pellets on mr. big thus
one of these pellets on mr. big thus making him blow up like a balloon before
making him blow up like a balloon before
making him blow up like a balloon before going totally Hindenburg sells massive
going totally Hindenburg sells massive
going totally Hindenburg sells massive coarse kick-ass one-liner in three two
coarse kick-ass one-liner in three two
coarse kick-ass one-liner in three two one you always did have an inflated
one you always did have an inflated
one you always did have an inflated opinion of himself
opinion of himself
opinion of himself number one cross that it from the man
number one cross that it from the man
number one cross that it from the man with the Golden Gun taking the top spot
with the Golden Gun taking the top spot
with the Golden Gun taking the top spot on our list is something that blurs the
on our list is something that blurs the
on our list is something that blurs the lines between gadget and disguise bond
lines between gadget and disguise bond
lines between gadget and disguise bond uses it to impersonate Francisco
uses it to impersonate Francisco
uses it to impersonate Francisco Scaramanga the world’s most deadly
Scaramanga the world’s most deadly
Scaramanga the world’s most deadly assassin no one has seen the assassin
assassin no one has seen the assassin
assassin no one has seen the assassin before but they all somehow know that he
before but they all somehow know that he
before but they all somehow know that he has a third nipple please forgive me mr.
has a third nipple please forgive me mr.
has a third nipple please forgive me mr. Scaramanga that’s right bonds entire
Scaramanga that’s right bonds entire
Scaramanga that’s right bonds entire plan hinges on going topless and having
plan hinges on going topless and having
plan hinges on going topless and having the bad guys stare at his man boobs why
the bad guys stare at his man boobs why
the bad guys stare at his man boobs why would that have an awkward if it didn’t
would that have an awkward if it didn’t
would that have an awkward if it didn’t work which Bond gadget cracks you up the
work which Bond gadget cracks you up the
work which Bond gadget cracks you up the most for more entertaining top ten lists
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