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Top 10 Henchmen From Kids’ Shows


no true villain wants to get their hands

no true villain wants to get their hands dirty and that’s why he or she hired

dirty and that’s why he or she hired

dirty and that’s why he or she hired these guys oh you’ll be any little

these guys oh you’ll be any little

these guys oh you’ll be any little Swedish people why your to bubble heads

Swedish people why your to bubble heads

Swedish people why your to bubble heads we’re not going for a social visit we’re

we’re not going for a social visit we’re

we’re not going for a social visit we’re going to destroy the Power Rangers

going to destroy the Power Rangers

going to destroy the Power Rangers that’s right welcome to watchmojo.com

that’s right welcome to watchmojo.com

that’s right welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks

and today we’re counting down our picks

and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 henchmen from kids shows

for the top 10 henchmen from kids shows

for the top 10 henchmen from kids shows better good thank you no need to land we

better good thank you no need to land we

better good thank you no need to land we just for this list we’re looking at

just for this list we’re looking at

just for this list we’re looking at henchman or women minions and/or hired

henchman or women minions and/or hired

henchman or women minions and/or hired guards of villains and criminals from

guards of villains and criminals from

guards of villains and criminals from the small screen only this means I’m

the small screen only this means I’m

the small screen only this means I’m gonna have to rat on all you I know

gonna have to rat on all you I know

gonna have to rat on all you I know number 10 hack and slash reboot I don’t

number 10 hack and slash reboot I don’t

number 10 hack and slash reboot I don’t think so

first up for these lovable robot

first up for these lovable robot meatheads all brawn and no brain what

meatheads all brawn and no brain what

meatheads all brawn and no brain what makes these twins truly endearing is

makes these twins truly endearing is

makes these twins truly endearing is their unfaltering if terrified devotion

their unfaltering if terrified devotion

their unfaltering if terrified devotion to their boss megabyte as well as their

to their boss megabyte as well as their

to their boss megabyte as well as their constant bickering always much about

constant bickering always much about

constant bickering always much about coconut touch media and their resigned

coconut touch media and their resigned

coconut touch media and their resigned attitude to being repeatedly smashed to

attitude to being repeatedly smashed to

attitude to being repeatedly smashed to bits for our amusement pay flapping Jack

bits for our amusement pay flapping Jack

bits for our amusement pay flapping Jack I thought I told you to get lost

in a list that’s going to feature more

in a list that’s going to feature more than its fair share of conniving fiends

than its fair share of conniving fiends

than its fair share of conniving fiends hack and slash is innocent loyalty is

hack and slash is innocent loyalty is

hack and slash is innocent loyalty is somewhat out of place it kind of makes

somewhat out of place it kind of makes

somewhat out of place it kind of makes you want to root for them that is until

you want to root for them that is until

you want to root for them that is until they invariably get blown up flattened

they invariably get blown up flattened

they invariably get blown up flattened or torn limb from limb

or torn limb from limb

or torn limb from limb I hate what a shock it’s like a regular

I hate what a shock it’s like a regular

I hate what a shock it’s like a regular job you’re like my mom where’s my number

job you’re like my mom where’s my number

job you’re like my mom where’s my number nine tomax and ZMOT also known as the

nine tomax and ZMOT also known as the

nine tomax and ZMOT also known as the Crimson twins GI Joe a Real American

Crimson twins GI Joe a Real American

Crimson twins GI Joe a Real American Hero

Hero

Hero ah what have we here a lovely nocturnal

ah what have we here a lovely nocturnal

ah what have we here a lovely nocturnal Prowler these daredevil brothers are

Prowler these daredevil brothers are

Prowler these daredevil brothers are probably best known for their main

probably best known for their main

probably best known for their main weakness telepathically feeling each

weakness telepathically feeling each

weakness telepathically feeling each other’s pain as well as creepily

other’s pain as well as creepily

other’s pain as well as creepily speaking in unison the world will

speaking in unison the world will

speaking in unison the world will crumble any time

crumble any time

crumble any time but there’s more to them than that

but there’s more to them than that

but there’s more to them than that leaders in their own right tomax and

leaders in their own right tomax and

leaders in their own right tomax and Zima serve double duty as the twin heads

Zima serve double duty as the twin heads

Zima serve double duty as the twin heads of extensive enterprises which bankrolls

of extensive enterprises which bankrolls

of extensive enterprises which bankrolls much of Cobras activities and as

much of Cobras activities and as

much of Cobras activities and as commanders of the elite crimson guard

commanders of the elite crimson guard

commanders of the elite crimson guard Cobra Commander’s treachery extends to

Cobra Commander’s treachery extends to

Cobra Commander’s treachery extends to all our friends brother this gives them

all our friends brother this gives them

all our friends brother this gives them some interesting clout with Cobra

some interesting clout with Cobra

some interesting clout with Cobra Commander making their typical evil

Commander making their typical evil

Commander making their typical evil henchman treachery unusually successful

henchman treachery unusually successful

henchman treachery unusually successful if still temporary what poppycock is

if still temporary what poppycock is

if still temporary what poppycock is this you’re stretching and busting is

this you’re stretching and busting is

this you’re stretching and busting is load address number eight gold our

load address number eight gold our

load address number eight gold our Mighty Morphin Power Rangers I’ll lead

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers I’ll lead

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers I’ll lead them down and make deer yours and press

them down and make deer yours and press

them down and make deer yours and press despite looking like your average

despite looking like your average

despite looking like your average beastly Groot Rita repulses

beastly Groot Rita repulses

beastly Groot Rita repulses second-in-command is her go-to guy for

second-in-command is her go-to guy for

second-in-command is her go-to guy for causing havoc and mayhem

causing havoc and mayhem

causing havoc and mayhem hey can I’m gonna go and personally

hey can I’m gonna go and personally

hey can I’m gonna go and personally finish it you those butt cheeks by so

finish it you those butt cheeks by so

finish it you those butt cheeks by so that’s great now get down there

that’s great now get down there

that’s great now get down there Goldar is often enough of a threat to

Goldar is often enough of a threat to

Goldar is often enough of a threat to the Rangers on his own but for those

the Rangers on his own but for those

the Rangers on his own but for those special occasions he can also pilot his

special occasions he can also pilot his

special occasions he can also pilot his very own Zord cyclopses an ancient

very own Zord cyclopses an ancient

very own Zord cyclopses an ancient weapon which he uses to face the Power

weapon which he uses to face the Power

weapon which he uses to face the Power Rangers megasaur goal destroy a cyclops

more than just a pretty face he likes to

more than just a pretty face he likes to take charge and regularly tells his own

take charge and regularly tells his own

take charge and regularly tells his own Empress what to do we go get us out of

Empress what to do we go get us out of

Empress what to do we go get us out of here before old resort blasts son

number seven feast man he-man and the

number seven feast man he-man and the Masters of the Universe

Masters of the Universe

Masters of the Universe Oh at skeletor’s right hand you’ll

Oh at skeletor’s right hand you’ll

Oh at skeletor’s right hand you’ll usually see this furry feet that’s known

usually see this furry feet that’s known

usually see this furry feet that’s known for his telepathic command of fearsome

for his telepathic command of fearsome

for his telepathic command of fearsome fauna Damon commended creature

that might not seem like much to

that might not seem like much to challenge the most powerful man in the

challenge the most powerful man in the

challenge the most powerful man in the universe but keep in mind that on

universe but keep in mind that on

universe but keep in mind that on Eternia the wild life consists of

Eternia the wild life consists of

Eternia the wild life consists of dragons shadow beasts Braca Don’s and

dragons shadow beasts Braca Don’s and

dragons shadow beasts Braca Don’s and other monstrous things sorceress

other monstrous things sorceress

other monstrous things sorceress evil-lyn may be smarter and more

evil-lyn may be smarter and more

evil-lyn may be smarter and more powerful but beast man can be pretty sly

powerful but beast man can be pretty sly

powerful but beast man can be pretty sly when he feels like it and gets plenty of

when he feels like it and gets plenty of

when he feels like it and gets plenty of opportunities to shine on his own good

opportunities to shine on his own good

opportunities to shine on his own good fun time we went into business for

fun time we went into business for

fun time we went into business for ourselves yeah and now it’s time to show

ourselves yeah and now it’s time to show

ourselves yeah and now it’s time to show King Randor who’s boss that is when he’s

King Randor who’s boss that is when he’s

King Randor who’s boss that is when he’s not being skeletor’s doormat

not being skeletor’s doormat

not being skeletor’s doormat what makes you think you can always

what makes you think you can always

what makes you think you can always order me around

number six shego Kim Possible yeah you

number six shego Kim Possible yeah you don’t touch anything some henchmen are

don’t touch anything some henchmen are

don’t touch anything some henchmen are even better than their bosses could have

even better than their bosses could have

even better than their bosses could have done that but can you do the Miss if

done that but can you do the Miss if

done that but can you do the Miss if she’s not too busy mocking and or

she’s not too busy mocking and or

she’s not too busy mocking and or belittling the largely incompetent dr.

belittling the largely incompetent dr.

belittling the largely incompetent dr. Drakken

Drakken

Drakken she go is typically tasked with

she go is typically tasked with

she go is typically tasked with pilfering key items for his plots then

pilfering key items for his plots then

pilfering key items for his plots then protecting him when team possible

protecting him when team possible

protecting him when team possible inevitably shows up row your nano tix

inevitably shows up row your nano tix

inevitably shows up row your nano tix okay don’t get that kid a sheik Oh in

okay don’t get that kid a sheik Oh in

okay don’t get that kid a sheik Oh in addition to top-notch fighting skills

addition to top-notch fighting skills

addition to top-notch fighting skills and unhealthy levels of scorn she also

and unhealthy levels of scorn she also

and unhealthy levels of scorn she also has the power to project blasts of green

has the power to project blasts of green

has the power to project blasts of green energy which she gained from a glowing

energy which she gained from a glowing

energy which she gained from a glowing rainbow comet

she was actually once part of a

she was actually once part of a superhero team with her brothers but

superhero team with her brothers but

superhero team with her brothers but eventually succumbed to the allure of

eventually succumbed to the allure of

eventually succumbed to the allure of evil the more we fought evil the more

evil the more we fought evil the more

evil the more we fought evil the more she go liked it the fighting the evil

she go liked it the fighting the evil

she go liked it the fighting the evil right

right

right once she go went bad it was never the

once she go went bad it was never the

once she go went bad it was never the same number five Randall J Weems recess

same number five Randall J Weems recess

same number five Randall J Weems recess anywhere 17th undercover observations

anywhere 17th undercover observations

anywhere 17th undercover observations from his mr. Tate 93 nothing in the rule

from his mr. Tate 93 nothing in the rule

from his mr. Tate 93 nothing in the rule says a fourth grader can’t be a henchman

says a fourth grader can’t be a henchman

says a fourth grader can’t be a henchman as a universally disliked teacher’s pet

as a universally disliked teacher’s pet

as a universally disliked teacher’s pet and playground snitch Randall J Weems

and playground snitch Randall J Weems

and playground snitch Randall J Weems fits the mold perfectly albeit is the

fits the mold perfectly albeit is the

fits the mold perfectly albeit is the elementary school version don’t do it

elementary school version don’t do it

elementary school version don’t do it Randall

why do you hole against think you’re

why do you hole against think you’re going nothing

going nothing

going nothing yeah whole lotta nothin good more Andale

yeah whole lotta nothin good more Andale

yeah whole lotta nothin good more Andale despite apparently wanting to be liked

despite apparently wanting to be liked

despite apparently wanting to be liked by the other kids this little weasel

by the other kids this little weasel

by the other kids this little weasel can’t help who he is and doesn’t seem to

can’t help who he is and doesn’t seem to

can’t help who he is and doesn’t seem to see what the problem is

see what the problem is

see what the problem is look at me I got nothing maybe that’s

look at me I got nothing maybe that’s

look at me I got nothing maybe that’s because you’re always snitching on

because you’re always snitching on

because you’re always snitching on everyone do you think he even has a few

everyone do you think he even has a few

everyone do you think he even has a few brushes with popularity but always finds

brushes with popularity but always finds

brushes with popularity but always finds his way back to the bad side this kid

his way back to the bad side this kid

his way back to the bad side this kid has a bright future in villainy number

has a bright future in villainy number

has a bright future in villainy number four Starscream the transformers time

four Starscream the transformers time

four Starscream the transformers time for a change Megatron it’s time for

for a change Megatron it’s time for

for a change Megatron it’s time for action not words I am the leader of the

action not words I am the leader of the

action not words I am the leader of the future once a scientist explore this

future once a scientist explore this

future once a scientist explore this duplicitous Decepticon dropped all that

duplicitous Decepticon dropped all that

duplicitous Decepticon dropped all that to become Megatron’s air commander and

to become Megatron’s air commander and

to become Megatron’s air commander and has been plotting to take over ever

has been plotting to take over ever

has been plotting to take over ever since you failed dispose of me when you

since you failed dispose of me when you

since you failed dispose of me when you had the chance Starscream probably the

had the chance Starscream probably the

had the chance Starscream probably the most treacherous second-in-command in

most treacherous second-in-command in

most treacherous second-in-command in all of cartoon history if you’re

all of cartoon history if you’re

all of cartoon history if you’re measuring by sheer volume not even death

measuring by sheer volume not even death

measuring by sheer volume not even death can stop his ambition who’s that

despite regular unsubtle declarations of

despite regular unsubtle declarations of disloyalty and his repeated attempts to

disloyalty and his repeated attempts to

disloyalty and his repeated attempts to usurp command megatron still somehow

usurp command megatron still somehow

usurp command megatron still somehow tolerates him more or less

tolerates him more or less

tolerates him more or less you’re a fool Starscream if you think

you’re a fool Starscream if you think

you’re a fool Starscream if you think that anyone will ever follow your orders

that anyone will ever follow your orders

that anyone will ever follow your orders just wait Megatron one of these days I

just wait Megatron one of these days I

just wait Megatron one of these days I will have my revenge you know a henchman

will have my revenge you know a henchman

will have my revenge you know a henchman is bad when he makes the villain look

is bad when he makes the villain look

is bad when he makes the villain look charitable faster Starscream cons number

charitable faster Starscream cons number

charitable faster Starscream cons number 3 Harley Quinn Batman the Animated

3 Harley Quinn Batman the Animated

3 Harley Quinn Batman the Animated Series I tried to play by the rules but

Series I tried to play by the rules but

Series I tried to play by the rules but now they wouldn’t let me go straight

now they wouldn’t let me go straight

now they wouldn’t let me go straight society is to blame of all the thugs and

society is to blame of all the thugs and

society is to blame of all the thugs and misfits that Joker’s ever bossed around

misfits that Joker’s ever bossed around

misfits that Joker’s ever bossed around one has always stood out deal’s off

one has always stood out deal’s off

one has always stood out deal’s off b’man no one ever said anything about

b’man no one ever said anything about

b’man no one ever said anything about hurt and mr. J the story goes that she

hurt and mr. J the story goes that she

hurt and mr. J the story goes that she was a psychiatrist at Arkham but was

was a psychiatrist at Arkham but was

was a psychiatrist at Arkham but was beguiled by the madman sad isn’t it

beguiled by the madman sad isn’t it

beguiled by the madman sad isn’t it Harleen Quinzel was a doctor here at

Harleen Quinzel was a doctor here at

Harleen Quinzel was a doctor here at Arkham until the Joker twisted her mind

Arkham until the Joker twisted her mind

Arkham until the Joker twisted her mind jealous cuz you don’t have a fella who’s

jealous cuz you don’t have a fella who’s

jealous cuz you don’t have a fella who’s as loving and loyal to you as my puddin

as loving and loyal to you as my puddin

as loving and loyal to you as my puddin is to me since then her twisted

is to me since then her twisted

is to me since then her twisted relationship with her puddin runs the

relationship with her puddin runs the

relationship with her puddin runs the gamut from psychotic codependence to

gamut from psychotic codependence to

gamut from psychotic codependence to genuine affection and she does more than

genuine affection and she does more than

genuine affection and she does more than just follow insane orders but really

just follow insane orders but really

just follow insane orders but really compliments his insane genius with her

compliments his insane genius with her

compliments his insane genius with her own she is amazing what you find in

own she is amazing what you find in

own she is amazing what you find in people’s glove compartment Harley

people’s glove compartment Harley

people’s glove compartment Harley hi puddin miss me in a way she’s just

hi puddin miss me in a way she’s just

hi puddin miss me in a way she’s just another one of his victims but no matter

another one of his victims but no matter

another one of his victims but no matter how abusive the Clown Prince gets his

how abusive the Clown Prince gets his

how abusive the Clown Prince gets his Harley is always there for him shield my

Harley is always there for him shield my

Harley is always there for him shield my puddin’s a little temperamental but gee

puddin’s a little temperamental but gee

puddin’s a little temperamental but gee what relationship doesn’t have its ups

what relationship doesn’t have its ups

what relationship doesn’t have its ups and downs

and downs

and downs number two Jessie and James Pokemon dad

number two Jessie and James Pokemon dad

number two Jessie and James Pokemon dad Pikachu is no ordinary Pikachu it’s

Pikachu is no ordinary Pikachu it’s

Pikachu is no ordinary Pikachu it’s certainly very rare a perfect prize

certainly very rare a perfect prize

certainly very rare a perfect prize let’s catch it if there’s one thing that

let’s catch it if there’s one thing that

let’s catch it if there’s one thing that all villains want from their minions its

all villains want from their minions its

all villains want from their minions its fanatical dedication and few have ever

fanatical dedication and few have ever

fanatical dedication and few have ever shown half as much as these two from

shown half as much as these two from

shown half as much as these two from Team Rocket

Team Rocket

Team Rocket this picture makes me look terrible then

this picture makes me look terrible then

this picture makes me look terrible then you should be happy the photographer

you should be happy the photographer

you should be happy the photographer captured the real you exactly we’ll show

captured the real you exactly we’ll show

captured the real you exactly we’ll show these bumpkins what they may lack in

these bumpkins what they may lack in

these bumpkins what they may lack in competence they make up for in sheer

competence they make up for in sheer

competence they make up for in sheer single-minded determination to capture

single-minded determination to capture

single-minded determination to capture Pikachu but with each failed scheme you

Pikachu but with each failed scheme you

Pikachu but with each failed scheme you can’t help but start to sympathize your

can’t help but start to sympathize your

can’t help but start to sympathize your Pikachu’s power is impressive and me I

Pikachu’s power is impressive and me I

Pikachu’s power is impressive and me I really got a charged atom it’s

really got a charged atom it’s

really got a charged atom it’s incredible attack the last time we met

incredible attack the last time we met

incredible attack the last time we met it’s ours exceeded evolutionary level oh

it’s ours exceeded evolutionary level oh

it’s ours exceeded evolutionary level oh come on you’re joking everything they

come on you’re joking everything they

come on you’re joking everything they even get their own special bonding

even get their own special bonding

even get their own special bonding moments with their Pokemon how could we

moments with their Pokemon how could we

moments with their Pokemon how could we ever evil them as ash and his team grow

ever evil them as ash and his team grow

ever evil them as ash and his team grow more powerful jessie and james quickly

more powerful jessie and james quickly

more powerful jessie and james quickly become the underdogs of the series and

become the underdogs of the series and

become the underdogs of the series and their antics are always a blast

before we unveil our number one pick

before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions the

here are some honorable mentions the

here are some honorable mentions the boss will fix that once and for all

what’s going on here good one vain Oh a

what’s going on here good one vain Oh a coward – um hi you kids stay out of that

coward – um hi you kids stay out of that

coward – um hi you kids stay out of that Riptide they watch captain can you

number one bebop and rocksteady Teenage

number one bebop and rocksteady Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get back here and

Mutant Ninja Turtles get back here and

Mutant Ninja Turtles get back here and fight you little web-footed creeps a

fight you little web-footed creeps a

fight you little web-footed creeps a classic pair of dumb goons bebop and

classic pair of dumb goons bebop and

classic pair of dumb goons bebop and rocksteady ‘z transformation into mutant

rocksteady ‘z transformation into mutant

rocksteady ‘z transformation into mutant freaks certainly didn’t make them any

freaks certainly didn’t make them any

freaks certainly didn’t make them any less ugly destroy them throughout the

less ugly destroy them throughout the

less ugly destroy them throughout the series they are consistently some of the

series they are consistently some of the

series they are consistently some of the tougher foes the Teenage Mutant Ninja

tougher foes the Teenage Mutant Ninja

tougher foes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles face albeit not the smartest

Turtles face albeit not the smartest

Turtles face albeit not the smartest jump or it what they lack in pretty much

jump or it what they lack in pretty much

jump or it what they lack in pretty much everything they make up for in brute

everything they make up for in brute

everything they make up for in brute force and tenacity and like their animal

force and tenacity and like their animal

force and tenacity and like their animal counterparts they love to just charge in

counterparts they love to just charge in

counterparts they love to just charge in looking what we found we got a score to

looking what we found we got a score to

looking what we found we got a score to settle with you little boy the turtles

settle with you little boy the turtles

settle with you little boy the turtles can rarely just smash their way past

can rarely just smash their way past

can rarely just smash their way past these dense juggernauts they almost

these dense juggernauts they almost

these dense juggernauts they almost always must rely on their wits making

always must rely on their wits making

always must rely on their wits making each encounter a guaranteed blast ye

each encounter a guaranteed blast ye

each encounter a guaranteed blast ye jerks just got trashed

oh those show heads up dad do you agree

oh those show heads up dad do you agree with our list which malevolent minions

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