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Top 10 Grumpy TV Characters


phone call for AL alcoholic is there an

phone call for AL alcoholic is there an alcoholic here wait a minute listen you

alcoholic here wait a minute listen you

alcoholic here wait a minute listen you little yellow-bellied rat jackass I ever

little yellow-bellied rat jackass I ever

little yellow-bellied rat jackass I ever find out who you are out to get off my

find out who you are out to get off my

find out who you are out to get off my lawn my house welcome to watchmojo.com

lawn my house welcome to watchmojo.com

lawn my house welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks

and today we’re counting down our picks

and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten

for the top ten

for the top ten grumpy characters in TV one two three

grumpy characters in TV one two three

grumpy characters in TV one two three four

four

four seven eight nine and ten for this list

seven eight nine and ten for this list

seven eight nine and ten for this list we’re looking at well written well

we’re looking at well written well

we’re looking at well written well performed and well loved TV characters

performed and well loved TV characters

performed and well loved TV characters that have come to embody our own grumpy

that have come to embody our own grumpy

that have come to embody our own grumpy nature’s will you hi I’m Eric I’m gonna

nature’s will you hi I’m Eric I’m gonna

nature’s will you hi I’m Eric I’m gonna be Chandler’s new roommate

be Chandler’s new roommate

be Chandler’s new roommate I’m Chandler’s new roommate we can’t

I’m Chandler’s new roommate we can’t

I’m Chandler’s new roommate we can’t help but identify with these cranks and

help but identify with these cranks and

help but identify with these cranks and that’s why we love them that’s

that’s why we love them that’s

that’s why we love them that’s disgusting

disgusting

disgusting number ten Martin crane Frasier dad dad

number ten Martin crane Frasier dad dad

number ten Martin crane Frasier dad dad welcome to your new home yeah you look

welcome to your new home yeah you look

welcome to your new home yeah you look great

great

great don’t be a Smee I do not look great I

don’t be a Smee I do not look great I

don’t be a Smee I do not look great I spent Monday on the bathroom floor you

spent Monday on the bathroom floor you

spent Monday on the bathroom floor you can still see the tire marks on my face

can still see the tire marks on my face

can still see the tire marks on my face as the patriarch of the crane clan this

as the patriarch of the crane clan this

as the patriarch of the crane clan this man’s man possesses both a love for his

man’s man possesses both a love for his

man’s man possesses both a love for his favorite reclining chair and an

favorite reclining chair and an

favorite reclining chair and an incredibly stubborn personality that

incredibly stubborn personality that

incredibly stubborn personality that often clashes with the more refined

often clashes with the more refined

often clashes with the more refined tastes of his sons

tastes of his sons

tastes of his sons where’s my chair Leo I took it down the

where’s my chair Leo I took it down the

where’s my chair Leo I took it down the dumpster someone snagged it it’s pretty

dumpster someone snagged it it’s pretty

dumpster someone snagged it it’s pretty bitching I almost kept to myself you

bitching I almost kept to myself you

bitching I almost kept to myself you drew my chair away you’re happy now it’s

drew my chair away you’re happy now it’s

drew my chair away you’re happy now it’s gone a former Seattle cop who was shot

gone a former Seattle cop who was shot

gone a former Seattle cop who was shot in the line of duty Martin prefers a

in the line of duty Martin prefers a

in the line of duty Martin prefers a cold beer and a night at McGinty’s his

cold beer and a night at McGinty’s his

cold beer and a night at McGinty’s his favorite sports bar to a Night at the

favorite sports bar to a Night at the

favorite sports bar to a Night at the Opera look I appreciate the offer I

Opera look I appreciate the offer I

Opera look I appreciate the offer I would I can’t dad how do you know if you

would I can’t dad how do you know if you

would I can’t dad how do you know if you don’t try it I didn’t have to get shot

don’t try it I didn’t have to get shot

don’t try it I didn’t have to get shot in the hip with a 38 and I wouldn’t like

in the hip with a 38 and I wouldn’t like

in the hip with a 38 and I wouldn’t like that it’s clear that Frasier and Niles

that it’s clear that Frasier and Niles

that it’s clear that Frasier and Niles couldn’t be more different from their

couldn’t be more different from their

couldn’t be more different from their unpretentious and laid-back father

unpretentious and laid-back father

unpretentious and laid-back father resulting in a hilarious butting of

resulting in a hilarious butting of

resulting in a hilarious butting of heads audiences couldn’t get enough of

heads audiences couldn’t get enough of

heads audiences couldn’t get enough of perhaps you should start by telling us a

perhaps you should start by telling us a

perhaps you should start by telling us a little bit about yourself miss moon well

little bit about yourself miss moon well

little bit about yourself miss moon well I’m originally from Manchester England

I’m originally from Manchester England

I’m originally from Manchester England really did you hear that dear I’m three

really did you hear that dear I’m three

really did you hear that dear I’m three feet away there’s nothing wrong with my

feet away there’s nothing wrong with my

feet away there’s nothing wrong with my number nine dr. Perry Cox scrubs we’re

number nine dr. Perry Cox scrubs we’re

number nine dr. Perry Cox scrubs we’re waiting for dr. cuts hi dr. on place an

waiting for dr. cuts hi dr. on place an

waiting for dr. cuts hi dr. on place an IV for me this cantankerous doctor is

IV for me this cantankerous doctor is

IV for me this cantankerous doctor is one frightening attending physician

one frightening attending physician

one frightening attending physician who’d make us want to have our stay at

who’d make us want to have our stay at

who’d make us want to have our stay at Sacred Heart Hospital be as short as

Sacred Heart Hospital be as short as

Sacred Heart Hospital be as short as possible

possible

possible dr. Cox I got wills CT results back no

dr. Cox I got wills CT results back no

dr. Cox I got wills CT results back no cancer so uh what should I tell him I’d

cancer so uh what should I tell him I’d

cancer so uh what should I tell him I’d open with that not only does he have a

open with that not only does he have a

open with that not only does he have a tendency for sarcastic comebacks and

tendency for sarcastic comebacks and

tendency for sarcastic comebacks and bitter interactions with his co-workers

bitter interactions with his co-workers

bitter interactions with his co-workers and subordinates my first patient today

and subordinates my first patient today

and subordinates my first patient today was a snot-nosed little punk who

was a snot-nosed little punk who

was a snot-nosed little punk who wouldn’t let me give him a rectal exam

wouldn’t let me give him a rectal exam

wouldn’t let me give him a rectal exam unless I said pretty please first and

unless I said pretty please first and

unless I said pretty please first and I’m just not big on begging strangers to

I’m just not big on begging strangers to

I’m just not big on begging strangers to stick my hand up their body not even in

stick my hand up their body not even in

stick my hand up their body not even in my private time he’s also got a biting

my private time he’s also got a biting

my private time he’s also got a biting wit and short temper

wit and short temper

wit and short temper that cause rants about anything from his

that cause rants about anything from his

that cause rants about anything from his hatred of having his workout routine

hatred of having his workout routine

hatred of having his workout routine disturbed to his disdain for Hugh

disturbed to his disdain for Hugh

disturbed to his disdain for Hugh Jackman Everything Everything Everything

Jackman Everything Everything Everything

Jackman Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything after

Everything Everything Everything after

Everything Everything Everything after you got everything that exists past

you got everything that exists past

you got everything that exists past present and future and all discovered

present and future and all discovered

present and future and all discovered and undiscovered dimensions oh and Hugh

and undiscovered dimensions oh and Hugh

and undiscovered dimensions oh and Hugh Jackman however it’s his dedication to

Jackman however it’s his dedication to

Jackman however it’s his dedication to his job that allowed him to rise through

his job that allowed him to rise through

his job that allowed him to rise through the ranks of hospital staff despite his

the ranks of hospital staff despite his

the ranks of hospital staff despite his grouchy personality

grouchy personality

grouchy personality what are you doing this is my new

what are you doing this is my new

what are you doing this is my new imaginary warning light whenever it

imaginary warning light whenever it

imaginary warning light whenever it starts blinking a situation has 10

starts blinking a situation has 10

starts blinking a situation has 10 seconds to resolve itself before i flash

seconds to resolve itself before i flash

seconds to resolve itself before i flash white with rage and kill someone number

white with rage and kill someone number

white with rage and kill someone number 8 Squidward Tentacles SpongeBob

8 Squidward Tentacles SpongeBob

8 Squidward Tentacles SpongeBob SquarePants

SquarePants

SquarePants pip all right mr. Cooper all right all

pip all right mr. Cooper all right all

pip all right mr. Cooper all right all right mr. Krab I’ll be in my quarters

right mr. Krab I’ll be in my quarters

right mr. Krab I’ll be in my quarters this selfish cephalopod is six limbs

this selfish cephalopod is six limbs

this selfish cephalopod is six limbs worth of hot tempered sarcasm and the

worth of hot tempered sarcasm and the

worth of hot tempered sarcasm and the perfect antagonist to the carefree and

perfect antagonist to the carefree and

perfect antagonist to the carefree and upbeat attitude to his arch-nemesis

upbeat attitude to his arch-nemesis

upbeat attitude to his arch-nemesis spongebob is a clean diet while

spongebob is a clean diet while

spongebob is a clean diet while possessing a keen intellect and a

possessing a keen intellect and a

possessing a keen intellect and a misguided love of art as long as it’s

misguided love of art as long as it’s

misguided love of art as long as it’s portraits of himself or the pursuits of

portraits of himself or the pursuits of

portraits of himself or the pursuits of his underappreciated talents good

his underappreciated talents good

his underappreciated talents good evening and welcome to the first annual

evening and welcome to the first annual

evening and welcome to the first annual Squidward Tentacles talent show

Squidward Tentacles talent show

Squidward Tentacles talent show Squidward is classic grumpiness brought

Squidward is classic grumpiness brought

Squidward is classic grumpiness brought to the deepest depths of Bikini Bottom

to the deepest depths of Bikini Bottom

to the deepest depths of Bikini Bottom no one not even your parrot

no one not even your parrot

no one not even your parrot would want to see that with his short

would want to see that with his short

would want to see that with his short fuse little is needed to push him over

fuse little is needed to push him over

fuse little is needed to push him over the edge

the edge

the edge that plus his overall pessimistic

that plus his overall pessimistic

that plus his overall pessimistic outlook on life mean this is one tightly

outlook on life mean this is one tightly

outlook on life mean this is one tightly wound scrooge of the sea spongebob I

wound scrooge of the sea spongebob I

wound scrooge of the sea spongebob I have a confession to make

have a confession to make

have a confession to make your fault I’m alive

your fault I’m alive

your fault I’m alive nope get rid of a Tom stone and tell all

nope get rid of a Tom stone and tell all

nope get rid of a Tom stone and tell all your friends to go home

your friends to go home

your friends to go home number seven mr. heckles friends hello

number seven mr. heckles friends hello

number seven mr. heckles friends hello mr. Haeckel you’re doing it again we’re

mr. Haeckel you’re doing it again we’re

mr. Haeckel you’re doing it again we’re not doing anything you’re stomping it’s

not doing anything you’re stomping it’s

not doing anything you’re stomping it’s disturbing my Birds Rachel

disturbing my Birds Rachel

disturbing my Birds Rachel Monica and at one point Phoebe’s cranky

Monica and at one point Phoebe’s cranky

Monica and at one point Phoebe’s cranky downstairs neighbor is not the kind of

downstairs neighbor is not the kind of

downstairs neighbor is not the kind of person you want to bother the next time

person you want to bother the next time

person you want to bother the next time you need to borrow a cup of sugar

you need to borrow a cup of sugar

you need to borrow a cup of sugar whether he’s banging on the ceiling with

whether he’s banging on the ceiling with

whether he’s banging on the ceiling with a broom handle cuz you’re being too loud

a broom handle cuz you’re being too loud

a broom handle cuz you’re being too loud or answering the door in a signature

or answering the door in a signature

or answering the door in a signature bathrobe this grumpy apartment dweller

bathrobe this grumpy apartment dweller

bathrobe this grumpy apartment dweller may have sensitive ears but certainly

may have sensitive ears but certainly

may have sensitive ears but certainly does not have a sensitive heart you just

does not have a sensitive heart you just

does not have a sensitive heart you just found this cat and we’re only looking

found this cat and we’re only looking

found this cat and we’re only looking for the owner

for the owner

for the owner um yeah uh Mikey seems to hate you are

um yeah uh Mikey seems to hate you are

um yeah uh Mikey seems to hate you are you sure yeah it’s my cat give me my cat

you sure yeah it’s my cat give me my cat

you sure yeah it’s my cat give me my cat just between us he might just be a

just between us he might just be a

just between us he might just be a lonely guy looking to make some new

lonely guy looking to make some new

lonely guy looking to make some new friends you are a very bad man you won’t

friends you are a very bad man you won’t

friends you are a very bad man you won’t be a cat number six Archie Bunker all in

be a cat number six Archie Bunker all in

be a cat number six Archie Bunker all in the family

the family

the family you silly dingbat

you silly dingbat

you silly dingbat the prototype upon which all subsequent

the prototype upon which all subsequent

the prototype upon which all subsequent TV grumps are based this classic crank

TV grumps are based this classic crank

TV grumps are based this classic crank became controversial due to his

became controversial due to his

became controversial due to his inability to keep his bigoted opinions

inability to keep his bigoted opinions

inability to keep his bigoted opinions to himself a wild is common crumbling

to himself a wild is common crumbling

to himself a wild is common crumbling down the cool shot cupboard a

down the cool shot cupboard a

down the cool shot cupboard a conservative World War two vet who’s got

conservative World War two vet who’s got

conservative World War two vet who’s got something to say about anything under

something to say about anything under

something to say about anything under the Sun Archie could have seemed like a

the Sun Archie could have seemed like a

the Sun Archie could have seemed like a bad guy but the reality was he was a

bad guy but the reality was he was a

bad guy but the reality was he was a hard-working family man and a product of

hard-working family man and a product of

hard-working family man and a product of his time well if that’s the plentiful

his time well if that’s the plentiful

his time well if that’s the plentiful fruit

yeah butting heads with his liberal

yeah butting heads with his liberal son-in-law over politics and race issues

son-in-law over politics and race issues

son-in-law over politics and race issues Archie was originally designed by show

Archie was originally designed by show

Archie was originally designed by show creator Norman Lear to be hated by

creator Norman Lear to be hated by

creator Norman Lear to be hated by audiences this is only line and he lives

audiences this is only line and he lives

audiences this is only line and he lives next door my daughter’s married in a

next door my daughter’s married in a

next door my daughter’s married in a white guy over but his unapologetic

white guy over but his unapologetic

white guy over but his unapologetic roughness and honesty resonated with

roughness and honesty resonated with

roughness and honesty resonated with working-class America making him one of

working-class America making him one of

working-class America making him one of televisions most remembered characters

where did you stop then you sing like a

where did you stop then you sing like a piece of chalk and a blank for number 5

piece of chalk and a blank for number 5

piece of chalk and a blank for number 5 dr. Gregory House house dr. house

dr. Gregory House house dr. house

dr. Gregory House house dr. house doesn’t like telling with patients isn’t

doesn’t like telling with patients isn’t

doesn’t like telling with patients isn’t treating patients why we became doctors

treating patients why we became doctors

treating patients why we became doctors no treating illnesses is why we became

no treating illnesses is why we became

no treating illnesses is why we became doctors treating patients is what makes

doctors treating patients is what makes

doctors treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable inspired by

most doctors miserable inspired by

most doctors miserable inspired by Sherlock Holmes this grumpy doctor with

Sherlock Holmes this grumpy doctor with

Sherlock Holmes this grumpy doctor with the incredibly poor bedside manner

the incredibly poor bedside manner

the incredibly poor bedside manner brought new meaning to the word

brought new meaning to the word

brought new meaning to the word curmudgeon I was expecting in my office

curmudgeon I was expecting in my office

curmudgeon I was expecting in my office 20 minutes ago really that’s odd because

20 minutes ago really that’s odd because

20 minutes ago really that’s odd because I had no intention of being your office

I had no intention of being your office

I had no intention of being your office 20 minutes ago his quick thinking yet

20 minutes ago his quick thinking yet

20 minutes ago his quick thinking yet seemingly detached form of medical

seemingly detached form of medical

seemingly detached form of medical practice sees him paying extreme

practice sees him paying extreme

practice sees him paying extreme attention to detail in order to properly

attention to detail in order to properly

attention to detail in order to properly diagnose his patients I’m tired a lot

diagnose his patients I’m tired a lot

diagnose his patients I’m tired a lot any other reason why you think you might

any other reason why you think you might

any other reason why you think you might have chronic fatigue syndrome it’s kind

have chronic fatigue syndrome it’s kind

have chronic fatigue syndrome it’s kind of the definition isn’t it it’s kind of

of the definition isn’t it it’s kind of

of the definition isn’t it it’s kind of the definition of getting older

the definition of getting older

the definition of getting older however while house may be brilliant

however while house may be brilliant

however while house may be brilliant he’s not without his flaws there’s a

he’s not without his flaws there’s a

he’s not without his flaws there’s a cyst in his liver looks complex gentle

cyst in his liver looks complex gentle

cyst in his liver looks complex gentle micros is spontaneous bleeding it’s

micros is spontaneous bleeding it’s

micros is spontaneous bleeding it’s benign I was rooting for a really cool

benign I was rooting for a really cool

benign I was rooting for a really cool tumor step we’re stuck with this crap

tumor step we’re stuck with this crap

tumor step we’re stuck with this crap bitter Moody and sardonic this complex

bitter Moody and sardonic this complex

bitter Moody and sardonic this complex medical professional won the hearts of

medical professional won the hearts of

medical professional won the hearts of audiences everywhere due to his

audiences everywhere due to his

audiences everywhere due to his unorthodox methods and endearingly

unorthodox methods and endearingly

unorthodox methods and endearingly grumbling personality well you are ugly

grumbling personality well you are ugly

grumbling personality well you are ugly wow you’re an ass I have a deformity I

wow you’re an ass I have a deformity I

wow you’re an ass I have a deformity I know that’s why you’re ugly it’s you’re

know that’s why you’re ugly it’s you’re

know that’s why you’re ugly it’s you’re a lucky boy anywhere else in the animal

a lucky boy anywhere else in the animal

a lucky boy anywhere else in the animal kingdom your parents would have eaten

kingdom your parents would have eaten

kingdom your parents would have eaten you at birth number four

you at birth number four

you at birth number four Al Bundy married with children

Al Bundy married with children

Al Bundy married with children obviously I’m having a hell of a dream

obviously I’m having a hell of a dream

obviously I’m having a hell of a dream this Chicago high school football star

this Chicago high school football star

this Chicago high school football star has it all a loving wife a couple of

has it all a loving wife a couple of

has it all a loving wife a couple of terrific kids and a successful career

terrific kids and a successful career

terrific kids and a successful career that he loves yeah right did I tell you

that he loves yeah right did I tell you

that he loves yeah right did I tell you that I hold the school record for

that I hold the school record for

that I hold the school record for touchdowns in a season that’s amazing

touchdowns in a season that’s amazing

touchdowns in a season that’s amazing I’m one touchdown away from breaking

I’m one touchdown away from breaking

I’m one touchdown away from breaking that record too it’s a young man’s world

that record too it’s a young man’s world

that record too it’s a young man’s world you know Al Bundy is the epitome of a

you know Al Bundy is the epitome of a

you know Al Bundy is the epitome of a man unsatisfied with his life and family

man unsatisfied with his life and family

man unsatisfied with his life and family bringing a hilarious sense of dread to

bringing a hilarious sense of dread to

bringing a hilarious sense of dread to the American Dream as the memories of

the American Dream as the memories of

the American Dream as the memories of his glory days are juxtaposed with his

his glory days are juxtaposed with his

his glory days are juxtaposed with his current daily grind oh my god I’m a shoe

current daily grind oh my god I’m a shoe

current daily grind oh my god I’m a shoe salesman again in some ways else the

salesman again in some ways else the

salesman again in some ways else the polar opposite of ed O’Neill’s more

polar opposite of ed O’Neill’s more

polar opposite of ed O’Neill’s more recent TV grump Modern Family’s Jay

recent TV grump Modern Family’s Jay

recent TV grump Modern Family’s Jay Pritchett and in some ways he’s exactly

Pritchett and in some ways he’s exactly

Pritchett and in some ways he’s exactly as grumpy seriously not to be the evil

as grumpy seriously not to be the evil

as grumpy seriously not to be the evil stunt Deb if you put on a puffy white

stunt Deb if you put on a puffy white

stunt Deb if you put on a puffy white shirt and declare your love for a 16

shirt and declare your love for a 16

shirt and declare your love for a 16 year old you’re gonna be swinging from

year old you’re gonna be swinging from

year old you’re gonna be swinging from the flagpole and your puffy white

the flagpole and your puffy white

the flagpole and your puffy white Underpants crude rude and incredibly

Underpants crude rude and incredibly

Underpants crude rude and incredibly funny this deadbeat working-class grouch

funny this deadbeat working-class grouch

funny this deadbeat working-class grouch is one grumpy underdog we couldn’t help

is one grumpy underdog we couldn’t help

is one grumpy underdog we couldn’t help but love my record is going to hell

but love my record is going to hell

but love my record is going to hell no one will remember me and my wife is

no one will remember me and my wife is

no one will remember me and my wife is wearing a $200 job number three the

wearing a $200 job number three the

wearing a $200 job number three the Grinch dr. Seuss’s How the Grinch Stole

Grinch dr. Seuss’s How the Grinch Stole

Grinch dr. Seuss’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas the Grinch hated Christmas the

Christmas the Grinch hated Christmas the

Christmas the Grinch hated Christmas the whole Christmas season Tom please oh

whole Christmas season Tom please oh

whole Christmas season Tom please oh gosh why no one quite knows the reason

gosh why no one quite knows the reason

gosh why no one quite knows the reason the celebration of Christmas has

the celebration of Christmas has

the celebration of Christmas has remained forever changed since this TV

remained forever changed since this TV

remained forever changed since this TV special first aired in 1966 but I think

special first aired in 1966 but I think

special first aired in 1966 but I think that the most likely reasonable may have

that the most likely reasonable may have

that the most likely reasonable may have been that his heart

been that his heart

been that his heart two sizes too small the embodiment of

two sizes too small the embodiment of

two sizes too small the embodiment of distaste for the holiday season with a

distaste for the holiday season with a

distaste for the holiday season with a sneering and sinister smile this furry

sneering and sinister smile this furry

sneering and sinister smile this furry green grump became an emblem of greed

green grump became an emblem of greed

green grump became an emblem of greed and menacing motives to destroy the true

and menacing motives to destroy the true

and menacing motives to destroy the true meaning of Christmas

meaning of Christmas

meaning of Christmas then he growled with his Grinch fingers

then he growled with his Grinch fingers

then he growled with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming I must find some way

nervously drumming I must find some way

nervously drumming I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming an

to keep Christmas from coming an

to keep Christmas from coming an outsider in the town of Whoville who

outsider in the town of Whoville who

outsider in the town of Whoville who only has his dog Max as a friend this

only has his dog Max as a friend this

only has his dog Max as a friend this iconic dr. Seuss adaptation is a lesson

iconic dr. Seuss adaptation is a lesson

iconic dr. Seuss adaptation is a lesson on how to care for others discover

on how to care for others discover

on how to care for others discover kindness and soften the Grinch within us

kindness and soften the Grinch within us

kindness and soften the Grinch within us all soul is full of dumb

number two Oscar the Grouch Sesame

number two Oscar the Grouch Sesame Street what you think it’s easy for me

Street what you think it’s easy for me

Street what you think it’s easy for me being a grouch who screen this infamous

being a grouch who screen this infamous

being a grouch who screen this infamous Muppet has been the Grouch we’ve all

Muppet has been the Grouch we’ve all

Muppet has been the Grouch we’ve all known and loved since we were big enough

known and loved since we were big enough

known and loved since we were big enough to turn on our TVs I want to do what I

to turn on our TVs I want to do what I

to turn on our TVs I want to do what I want to do and I’m not changing my mind

want to do and I’m not changing my mind

want to do and I’m not changing my mind so I am stubborn f/stop reached average

so I am stubborn f/stop reached average

so I am stubborn f/stop reached average temper possessing a love for living in

temper possessing a love for living in

temper possessing a love for living in trash cans feasting on unappetizing

trash cans feasting on unappetizing

trash cans feasting on unappetizing cuisine and embodying an unapologetic

cuisine and embodying an unapologetic

cuisine and embodying an unapologetic sense of self-awareness to his need for

sense of self-awareness to his need for

sense of self-awareness to his need for all things yucky this green guy hates

all things yucky this green guy hates

all things yucky this green guy hates all things nice

anything dirty or dingy or dusty

anything dirty or dingy or dusty anything ragged or rotten or rusty

anything ragged or rotten or rusty

anything ragged or rotten or rusty yes I

yes I

yes I fresh however Oscar reminds us not to

fresh however Oscar reminds us not to

fresh however Oscar reminds us not to overlook those things we deemed garbage

overlook those things we deemed garbage

overlook those things we deemed garbage and remains a beloved character to

and remains a beloved character to

and remains a beloved character to children and adults a light to this very

children and adults a light to this very

children and adults a light to this very day will you please go away leave me

day will you please go away leave me

day will you please go away leave me alone

is that Ellie before we unveil our

is that Ellie before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable

number one pick here are some honorable

number one pick here are some honorable mentions you think this is hard I’m

mentions you think this is hard I’m

mentions you think this is hard I’m passing a gallstone as we speak

passing a gallstone as we speak

passing a gallstone as we speak that’s hard what exactly will you be

that’s hard what exactly will you be

that’s hard what exactly will you be cutting and how much of it and can I

cutting and how much of it and can I

cutting and how much of it and can I wash you do it while eating pork

wash you do it while eating pork

wash you do it while eating pork cracklins who she’s a nurse I’ll Fred

cracklins who she’s a nurse I’ll Fred

cracklins who she’s a nurse I’ll Fred I’m busy gives a mean back row huh

I’m busy gives a mean back row huh

I’m busy gives a mean back row huh hey God you like me to rub this cross

hey God you like me to rub this cross

hey God you like me to rub this cross your lip you know what the bank account

your lip you know what the bank account

your lip you know what the bank account is now it’s going up up we got $75 Lana

that’s what we got so don’t go envying

that’s what we got so don’t go envying Trixie she’s got electric stove she’s

Trixie she’s got electric stove she’s

Trixie she’s got electric stove she’s got television said she’s got washing

got television said she’s got washing

got television said she’s got washing machines

machines

machines you’ve got financial security number one

you’ve got financial security number one

you’ve got financial security number one red foreman that’s 70 show a hell is

red foreman that’s 70 show a hell is

red foreman that’s 70 show a hell is wrong with you why are you always so

wrong with you why are you always so

wrong with you why are you always so damn nervous

damn nervous

damn nervous oh I don’t know maybe it’s because

oh I don’t know maybe it’s because

oh I don’t know maybe it’s because you’ve been yelling at me for 17 years

you’ve been yelling at me for 17 years

you’ve been yelling at me for 17 years Red’s the dad that made you terrified

Red’s the dad that made you terrified

Red’s the dad that made you terrified when you wanted to visit your friend’s

when you wanted to visit your friend’s

when you wanted to visit your friend’s house after school you morons just hung

house after school you morons just hung

house after school you morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses and my foots

vacancy signs on your asses and my foots

vacancy signs on your asses and my foots looking for a room this no-nonsense

looking for a room this no-nonsense

looking for a room this no-nonsense patriarch prefers peace and quiet and is

patriarch prefers peace and quiet and is

patriarch prefers peace and quiet and is unrelenting in his disdain for all

unrelenting in his disdain for all

unrelenting in his disdain for all things out of the ordinary

things out of the ordinary

things out of the ordinary whether he’s rolling his eyes at his

whether he’s rolling his eyes at his

whether he’s rolling his eyes at his neighbors or threatening his teenage

neighbors or threatening his teenage

neighbors or threatening his teenage son’s friends with physical violence you

son’s friends with physical violence you

son’s friends with physical violence you are about to read a book that my foot

are about to read a book that my foot

are about to read a book that my foot wrote it’s called on the road to in your

wrote it’s called on the road to in your

wrote it’s called on the road to in your ass portrayed flawlessly by actor

ass portrayed flawlessly by actor

ass portrayed flawlessly by actor Kurtwood Smith this disgruntled father

Kurtwood Smith this disgruntled father

Kurtwood Smith this disgruntled father is as frightening as he is funny making

is as frightening as he is funny making

is as frightening as he is funny making us all relieved to not have his foot in

us all relieved to not have his foot in

us all relieved to not have his foot in our asses sleep tight and don’t let the

our asses sleep tight and don’t let the

our asses sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass do

bedbugs put their foot in your ass do

bedbugs put their foot in your ass do you agree with our list which TV grumps

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