pleasant to the ears but visually devastating welcome to watchmojo.com and
devastating welcome to watchmojo.com and
devastating welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks
today we’ll be counting down our picks
today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top ten good songs with stupid
for the top ten good songs with stupid
for the top ten good songs with stupid music videos for this list we’re looking
music videos for this list we’re looking
music videos for this list we’re looking at songs we consider to be worth
at songs we consider to be worth
at songs we consider to be worth listening to but that were tainted with
listening to but that were tainted with
listening to but that were tainted with absolutely dreadful music videos for
absolutely dreadful music videos for
absolutely dreadful music videos for example while we do consider the bad
example while we do consider the bad
example while we do consider the bad touch by the Bloodhound Gang to be an
touch by the Bloodhound Gang to be an
touch by the Bloodhound Gang to be an utterly stupid video we also consider
utterly stupid video we also consider
utterly stupid video we also consider the song to be as such and so you won’t
the song to be as such and so you won’t
the song to be as such and so you won’t be finding it on our list enjoy
be finding it on our list enjoy
be finding it on our list enjoy [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
number ten paradise Coldplay when she
number ten paradise Coldplay when she was just to do
was just to do
was just to do she expected it was a huge hit in 2011
she expected it was a huge hit in 2011
she expected it was a huge hit in 2011 so what’s in the hell went wrong with
so what’s in the hell went wrong with
so what’s in the hell went wrong with the music video well it’s never a good
the music video well it’s never a good
the music video well it’s never a good thing when the director receives only
thing when the director receives only
thing when the director receives only one day’s notice which is what happened
one day’s notice which is what happened
one day’s notice which is what happened when mad white cross stepped into direct
when mad white cross stepped into direct
when mad white cross stepped into direct paradise treatment clearly under the
paradise treatment clearly under the
paradise treatment clearly under the impression that it’s always cute when
impression that it’s always cute when
impression that it’s always cute when grown men wear animal outfits lead
grown men wear animal outfits lead
grown men wear animal outfits lead singer Chris Martin roamed about the
singer Chris Martin roamed about the
singer Chris Martin roamed about the gorgeous South African landscapes before
gorgeous South African landscapes before
gorgeous South African landscapes before teaming up with his fellow band mates
while the song is arguably one of
while the song is arguably one of Coldplay’s most beautifully anthemic the
Coldplay’s most beautifully anthemic the
Coldplay’s most beautifully anthemic the video no doubt has a scratching our
video no doubt has a scratching our
video no doubt has a scratching our heads
[Music]
[Music] number nine holiday Madonna
number nine holiday Madonna
number nine holiday Madonna [Music]
[Music]
[Music] hey have you ever just set up a camera
hey have you ever just set up a camera
hey have you ever just set up a camera in your room and rocked the heck out to
in your room and rocked the heck out to
in your room and rocked the heck out to your favorite song well for this Madonna
your favorite song well for this Madonna
your favorite song well for this Madonna track she did basically that resulting
track she did basically that resulting
track she did basically that resulting in a stripped down to camera production
in a stripped down to camera production
in a stripped down to camera production that may or may not have been shot in
that may or may not have been shot in
that may or may not have been shot in someone’s basement yes it’s one of the
someone’s basement yes it’s one of the
someone’s basement yes it’s one of the best dance songs of all time however the
best dance songs of all time however the
best dance songs of all time however the music video raises a few intriguing
music video raises a few intriguing
music video raises a few intriguing questions have the background dancers
questions have the background dancers
questions have the background dancers been sedated and who was that creep in
been sedated and who was that creep in
been sedated and who was that creep in the background
in the end madonna produced a visual
in the end madonna produced a visual documents of definitive 80s dancing but
documents of definitive 80s dancing but
documents of definitive 80s dancing but should she have number eight ET katy
should she have number eight ET katy
should she have number eight ET katy perry featuring Kanye West I got a dirty
perry featuring Kanye West I got a dirty
perry featuring Kanye West I got a dirty man
man
man I got filthy ways I’m trying to be my a
I got filthy ways I’m trying to be my a
I got filthy ways I’m trying to be my a in your milky way it’s no secret that
in your milky way it’s no secret that
in your milky way it’s no secret that sexuality has been a key ingredient to
sexuality has been a key ingredient to
sexuality has been a key ingredient to Katy Perry success but this time around
Katy Perry success but this time around
Katy Perry success but this time around she silenced all raging hormones with a
she silenced all raging hormones with a
she silenced all raging hormones with a slightly insane music video featuring
slightly insane music video featuring
slightly insane music video featuring Yeezy himself calling me a Lee in a
Yeezy himself calling me a Lee in a
Yeezy himself calling me a Lee in a big-headed
big-headed
big-headed astronaut with the film avatar playing
astronaut with the film avatar playing
astronaut with the film avatar playing as the videos inspiration director
as the videos inspiration director
as the videos inspiration director Floria ciggies Maundy capitalized on the
Floria ciggies Maundy capitalized on the
Floria ciggies Maundy capitalized on the otherworldly trend with a combination of
otherworldly trend with a combination of
otherworldly trend with a combination of visuals that lack cohesiveness and
visuals that lack cohesiveness and
visuals that lack cohesiveness and innovation but did include Kanye West
innovation but did include Kanye West
innovation but did include Kanye West floating around aimlessly
floating around aimlessly
floating around aimlessly maybe Kanye was just trying to live up
maybe Kanye was just trying to live up
maybe Kanye was just trying to live up to Beyonce’s best music video of all
to Beyonce’s best music video of all
to Beyonce’s best music video of all time
time
time qapla prada spacesuit about stars he’s
qapla prada spacesuit about stars he’s
qapla prada spacesuit about stars he’s too bad
too bad
too bad about our number seven GUI glass animals
you know how some people don’t like the
you know how some people don’t like the word moist well
word moist well
word moist well the Oxford banned glass animals expanded
the Oxford banned glass animals expanded
the Oxford banned glass animals expanded on this concept with their video for GUI
on this concept with their video for GUI
on this concept with their video for GUI in which a sexed-up group of individuals
in which a sexed-up group of individuals
in which a sexed-up group of individuals exchange fluids seemingly for the sake
exchange fluids seemingly for the sake
exchange fluids seemingly for the sake of art
of art
of art [Music]
the song alone could put one into a
the song alone could put one into a beautiful trance
beautiful trance
beautiful trance however the Caravaggio like music video
however the Caravaggio like music video
however the Caravaggio like music video could put one into a deep state of shock
could put one into a deep state of shock
could put one into a deep state of shock thanks to a saliva torture scene
thanks to a saliva torture scene
thanks to a saliva torture scene [Music]
[Music]
[Music] digging in
digging in
digging in featuring two men grappling around with
featuring two men grappling around with
featuring two men grappling around with ill-fitting leotards a grown-up Velma
ill-fitting leotards a grown-up Velma
ill-fitting leotards a grown-up Velma from scooby-doo and a rubenesque redhead
from scooby-doo and a rubenesque redhead
from scooby-doo and a rubenesque redhead the message seems to be taste the goo
the message seems to be taste the goo
the message seems to be taste the goo will pass
if you haven’t heard of this song
if you haven’t heard of this song congratulations on coming out of your
congratulations on coming out of your
congratulations on coming out of your coma radioactive first hit the charts in
coma radioactive first hit the charts in
coma radioactive first hit the charts in 2012 and conjures up images of a
2012 and conjures up images of a
2012 and conjures up images of a post-apocalyptic world but imagine
post-apocalyptic world but imagine
post-apocalyptic world but imagine dragons imagine something more
dragons imagine something more
dragons imagine something more surrealistic for the music video
surrealistic for the music video
surrealistic for the music video underground puppet fighting
yes this happened and among the chaos of
yes this happened and among the chaos of a music video walks the blue eyes
a music video walks the blue eyes
a music video walks the blue eyes bombshell Alexandria daddario who will
bombshell Alexandria daddario who will
bombshell Alexandria daddario who will either save imagine dragons from the
either save imagine dragons from the
either save imagine dragons from the madness or perhaps feed them to the
madness or perhaps feed them to the
madness or perhaps feed them to the psychotic animals it’s purely subjective
psychotic animals it’s purely subjective
psychotic animals it’s purely subjective yet undeniably asinine
[Music]
[Music] number five I’m still standing Elton
number five I’m still standing Elton
number five I’m still standing Elton John slap you but like win a few tonight
John slap you but like win a few tonight
John slap you but like win a few tonight filmed in the South of France the
filmed in the South of France the
filmed in the South of France the original video for I’m still standing
original video for I’m still standing
original video for I’m still standing was almost lost after director Russell
was almost lost after director Russell
was almost lost after director Russell Mulcahy fell into the sea on the first
Mulcahy fell into the sea on the first
Mulcahy fell into the sea on the first day of shooting I got a taste of love
day of shooting I got a taste of love
day of shooting I got a taste of love and I found fall away and you need to
and I found fall away and you need to
and I found fall away and you need to know Alaska’s ban do you just if he had
know Alaska’s ban do you just if he had
know Alaska’s ban do you just if he had the world wouldn’t have to endure images
the world wouldn’t have to endure images
the world wouldn’t have to endure images of Dancing with the Stars Bruno Tonioli
of Dancing with the Stars Bruno Tonioli
of Dancing with the Stars Bruno Tonioli and his aggressive camel toe
it’s unclear what exactly Elton John is
it’s unclear what exactly Elton John is trying to say with this video but given
trying to say with this video but given
trying to say with this video but given the various accounts of him being
the various accounts of him being
the various accounts of him being completely wasted during the shoot the
completely wasted during the shoot the
completely wasted during the shoot the entire Fiasco starts to make sense
entire Fiasco starts to make sense
entire Fiasco starts to make sense [Music]
number four if I could turn back time
number four if I could turn back time share believe it or not
share believe it or not
share believe it or not MTV actually banned this video in 1989
MTV actually banned this video in 1989
MTV actually banned this video in 1989 mainly because of shares exposed butt
mainly because of shares exposed butt
mainly because of shares exposed butt cheeks
cheeks
cheeks [Music]
troubling as that may be to some viewers
troubling as that may be to some viewers more troubling is that her
more troubling is that her
more troubling is that her twelve-year-old son appeared in the
twelve-year-old son appeared in the
twelve-year-old son appeared in the music video
music video
music video supporting her on guitar filmed on the
supporting her on guitar filmed on the
supporting her on guitar filmed on the USS Missouri the US Navy must have been
USS Missouri the US Navy must have been
USS Missouri the US Navy must have been a tiny bit surprised when cher showed up
a tiny bit surprised when cher showed up
a tiny bit surprised when cher showed up on set with her junk hanging out but hey
on set with her junk hanging out but hey
on set with her junk hanging out but hey what are you gonna do let the woman do
what are you gonna do let the woman do
what are you gonna do let the woman do her thing okay
her thing okay
her thing okay maybe Cher’s chart-topping singles
maybe Cher’s chart-topping singles
maybe Cher’s chart-topping singles haven’t always been visually stimulating
haven’t always been visually stimulating
haven’t always been visually stimulating just look at her 1998 hit believe
just look at her 1998 hit believe
just look at her 1998 hit believe [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number three separate ways worlds apart
number three separate ways worlds apart
number three separate ways worlds apart journey
[Music]
[Music] with the arrival of MTV in the early 80s
with the arrival of MTV in the early 80s
with the arrival of MTV in the early 80s rock bands could typically earn a larger
rock bands could typically earn a larger
rock bands could typically earn a larger following through dynamic music videos
following through dynamic music videos
following through dynamic music videos but in this case a beloved 80s band took
but in this case a beloved 80s band took
but in this case a beloved 80s band took an ill-advised journey in the form of a
an ill-advised journey in the form of a
an ill-advised journey in the form of a visual trainwreck
visual trainwreck
visual trainwreck [Music]
pick your poison it might be the fashion
pick your poison it might be the fashion or perhaps the outlandish posturing of
or perhaps the outlandish posturing of
or perhaps the outlandish posturing of Steve Perry but while these errors can
Steve Perry but while these errors can
Steve Perry but while these errors can be forgiven over time
be forgiven over time
be forgiven over time nobody can forgive the devastating
nobody can forgive the devastating
nobody can forgive the devastating display of air instruments
[Music]
[Music] ultimately the synchronized headshot
ultimately the synchronized headshot
ultimately the synchronized headshot sums it all up as the phases of journey
sums it all up as the phases of journey
sums it all up as the phases of journey convey their inner turmoil and
convey their inner turmoil and
convey their inner turmoil and realization of the lasting effects
realization of the lasting effects
realization of the lasting effects [Music]
number two total eclipse of the heart
number two total eclipse of the heart Bonnie Tyler every now then I get a
Bonnie Tyler every now then I get a
Bonnie Tyler every now then I get a little bit lonely and you never come
little bit lonely and you never come
little bit lonely and you never come round
round
round directed by Russell Mulcahy the man
directed by Russell Mulcahy the man
directed by Russell Mulcahy the man responsible for Elton John’s I’m still
responsible for Elton John’s I’m still
responsible for Elton John’s I’m still standing the music video featured Welsh
standing the music video featured Welsh
standing the music video featured Welsh singer Bonnie Tyler in a room full of
singer Bonnie Tyler in a room full of
singer Bonnie Tyler in a room full of candles and doves among other things you
candles and doves among other things you
candles and doves among other things you know like a creepy kid and male swimmers
know like a creepy kid and male swimmers
know like a creepy kid and male swimmers for some reason
[Music]
[Music] it’s probably best if we all agree to
it’s probably best if we all agree to
it’s probably best if we all agree to forget this video as the five minutes of
forget this video as the five minutes of
forget this video as the five minutes of imagery will surely ruin anyone’s day
imagery will surely ruin anyone’s day
imagery will surely ruin anyone’s day and certainly their memories of the song
and I was falling enough now only
and I was falling enough now only falling I can do before we unveil our
falling I can do before we unveil our
falling I can do before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable
top pick here are a few honorable
top pick here are a few honorable mentions let’s go down to the tennis
mentions let’s go down to the tennis
mentions let’s go down to the tennis court
court
court [Music]
number one rock me tonight Billy Squier
number one rock me tonight Billy Squier [Music]
[Music]
[Music] back in the early 80s Billy Squier
back in the early 80s Billy Squier
back in the early 80s Billy Squier conceived the premise of his infamous
conceived the premise of his infamous
conceived the premise of his infamous hit while swimming the waters of Greece
hit while swimming the waters of Greece
hit while swimming the waters of Greece which may or may not have caused severe
which may or may not have caused severe
which may or may not have caused severe brain damage given the unfortunate
brain damage given the unfortunate
brain damage given the unfortunate sequence of events that follow
sequence of events that follow
sequence of events that follow [Music]
[Music]
[Music] it’s not necessarily the pole-dancing or
it’s not necessarily the pole-dancing or
it’s not necessarily the pole-dancing or the plethora of pink of rock me tonight
the plethora of pink of rock me tonight
the plethora of pink of rock me tonight it’s the fact that Billy Squier seems at
it’s the fact that Billy Squier seems at
it’s the fact that Billy Squier seems at odds with the concept of dancing itself
odds with the concept of dancing itself
odds with the concept of dancing itself which is made abundantly clear
which is made abundantly clear
which is made abundantly clear throughout the five brutal minute
throughout the five brutal minute
throughout the five brutal minute [Music]
[Music]
[Music] just as the Sun rises with each morning
just as the Sun rises with each morning
just as the Sun rises with each morning this psychologically damaging experience
this psychologically damaging experience
this psychologically damaging experience will always sit atop the mountain of
will always sit atop the mountain of
will always sit atop the mountain of miserable music videos
miserable music videos
miserable music videos [Music]
[Music]
[Music] so do you agree with our selections what
so do you agree with our selections what
so do you agree with our selections what is your favorite good song with a stupid
is your favorite good song with a stupid
is your favorite good song with a stupid music video
music video
music video [Music]
[Music]
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