[Music] but mom Billy and Sara’s parents let
but mom Billy and Sara’s parents let
but mom Billy and Sara’s parents let them play mature rated DS all the time
them play mature rated DS all the time
them play mature rated DS all the time up fine I’ll give you five seconds
up fine I’ll give you five seconds
up fine I’ll give you five seconds welcome to watchmojo.com and steal the
welcome to watchmojo.com and steal the
welcome to watchmojo.com and steal the counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 game you shouldn’t play in front of your
game you shouldn’t play in front of your
game you shouldn’t play in front of your parents for this list we’ll be looking
parents for this list we’ll be looking
parents for this list we’ll be looking at those titles that make your parents
at those titles that make your parents
at those titles that make your parents condemn the video game industry clearly
condemn the video game industry clearly
condemn the video game industry clearly your folks are overreacting after all
your folks are overreacting after all
your folks are overreacting after all blood and movies are natural parts of
blood and movies are natural parts of
blood and movies are natural parts of life right yeah just don’t play them
life right yeah just don’t play them
life right yeah just don’t play them when mom and dad are home and just to be
when mom and dad are home and just to be
when mom and dad are home and just to be safe let’s slap a mature content warning
safe let’s slap a mature content warning
safe let’s slap a mature content warning on this video we love you mom and dad
when would the owners turn number 10
when would the owners turn number 10 Katherine not only should you not play
Katherine not only should you not play
Katherine not only should you not play this game when your rents our home but
this game when your rents our home but
this game when your rents our home but maybe you shouldn’t even let us see the
maybe you shouldn’t even let us see the
maybe you shouldn’t even let us see the pot what you my not staring at me like
pot what you my not staring at me like
pot what you my not staring at me like that kind of coking already like you
that kind of coking already like you
that kind of coking already like you blonde whose playfully smirking at you
blonde whose playfully smirking at you
blonde whose playfully smirking at you as she teases the straps of her tiny
as she teases the straps of her tiny
as she teases the straps of her tiny dress yeah this is not the girl you take
dress yeah this is not the girl you take
dress yeah this is not the girl you take home to mom but it is apparently the
home to mom but it is apparently the
home to mom but it is apparently the girl who you cheat on your girlfriend
girl who you cheat on your girlfriend
girl who you cheat on your girlfriend with who by the way also has a
with who by the way also has a
with who by the way also has a questionable cover yeah your parents
questionable cover yeah your parents
questionable cover yeah your parents won’t like that and they probably won’t
won’t like that and they probably won’t
won’t like that and they probably won’t be fans of the brutal deaths that occur
be fans of the brutal deaths that occur
be fans of the brutal deaths that occur in each of the challenging puzzle
[Music]
[Music] number nine Grand Theft Auto series what
number nine Grand Theft Auto series what
number nine Grand Theft Auto series what foul that was the guy I had a feeling a
foul that was the guy I had a feeling a
foul that was the guy I had a feeling a series where Grand Theft Auto is
series where Grand Theft Auto is
series where Grand Theft Auto is probably the smallest crime you can
probably the smallest crime you can
probably the smallest crime you can commit aside from jaywalking these games
commit aside from jaywalking these games
commit aside from jaywalking these games are a bit of a poster child for gaming
are a bit of a poster child for gaming
are a bit of a poster child for gaming controversy we assume that developers
controversy we assume that developers
controversy we assume that developers always take bets over which country’s
always take bets over which country’s
always take bets over which country’s going to ban their content first always
going to ban their content first always
going to ban their content first always find applause most of the characters are
find applause most of the characters are
find applause most of the characters are criminals who steal kill kill and steal
criminals who steal kill kill and steal
criminals who steal kill kill and steal Dell drugs do drugs
Dell drugs do drugs
Dell drugs do drugs pick up prostitutes drink hot coffee
pick up prostitutes drink hot coffee
pick up prostitutes drink hot coffee well you name it and GTA has it we
well you name it and GTA has it we
well you name it and GTA has it we suppose that there are characters who
suppose that there are characters who
suppose that there are characters who are trying their best to live a better
are trying their best to live a better
are trying their best to live a better life but let’s face it they’re going to
life but let’s face it they’re going to
life but let’s face it they’re going to end up stealing killing stealing and
end up stealing killing stealing and
end up stealing killing stealing and killing and then probably using some
killing and then probably using some
killing and then probably using some really explicit language to top it all
really explicit language to top it all
really explicit language to top it all off gee sure yeah no Break God of War
off gee sure yeah no Break God of War
off gee sure yeah no Break God of War series you men in Young told me hey now
series you men in Young told me hey now
series you men in Young told me hey now the God of War series isn’t bad it’s
the God of War series isn’t bad it’s
the God of War series isn’t bad it’s kind of educational I mean it’s
kind of educational I mean it’s
kind of educational I mean it’s basically classics 101 because it’s
basically classics 101 because it’s
basically classics 101 because it’s loosely based on Greek mythology and
loosely based on Greek mythology and
loosely based on Greek mythology and they did totally nail that part about
they did totally nail that part about
they did totally nail that part about the gods being assholes oh yeah and all
the gods being assholes oh yeah and all
the gods being assholes oh yeah and all the problems basically stem from Zeus
so Kratos does technically have a good
so Kratos does technically have a good reason to want to murder everything in
reason to want to murder everything in
reason to want to murder everything in his path but he’s just very I don’t know
his path but he’s just very I don’t know
his path but he’s just very I don’t know thorough about it and sure he can
thorough about it and sure he can
thorough about it and sure he can sometimes be the cause of his own demise
sometimes be the cause of his own demise
sometimes be the cause of his own demise but he always makes up for it five
but he always makes up for it five
but he always makes up for it five ripping off people’s heads stealing
ripping off people’s heads stealing
ripping off people’s heads stealing their abilities and partaking in sixty
their abilities and partaking in sixty
their abilities and partaking in sixty mini-games
mini-games
mini-games see it’s not so bad mom and dad good
see it’s not so bad mom and dad good
see it’s not so bad mom and dad good luck with that little four you call
luck with that little four you call
luck with that little four you call Pandora
number seven Conker’s Bad Fur Day no
number seven Conker’s Bad Fur Day no foolish laughs thanks solid player
foolish laughs thanks solid player
foolish laughs thanks solid player that’s I was trolling even a term in the
that’s I was trolling even a term in the
that’s I was trolling even a term in the early 90s because if it was been rare
early 90s because if it was been rare
early 90s because if it was been rare definitely perfected it all the way back
definitely perfected it all the way back
definitely perfected it all the way back then after such wholesome games like
then after such wholesome games like
then after such wholesome games like Donkey Kong Country and banjo kazooie
Donkey Kong Country and banjo kazooie
Donkey Kong Country and banjo kazooie this well we’re going to be honest this
this well we’re going to be honest this
this well we’re going to be honest this was ingenious sure they stepped outside
was ingenious sure they stepped outside
was ingenious sure they stepped outside the kid-friendly box with games like
the kid-friendly box with games like
the kid-friendly box with games like killer instinct but mashing together the
killer instinct but mashing together the
killer instinct but mashing together the QC storybook style of banjo with a
QC storybook style of banjo with a
QC storybook style of banjo with a literal giant pile of shit that sings
literal giant pile of shit that sings
literal giant pile of shit that sings come on I am the great mighty fool and
come on I am the great mighty fool and
come on I am the great mighty fool and I’m going to throw my shit at you when
I’m going to throw my shit at you when
I’m going to throw my shit at you when this game came out with a giant M label
this game came out with a giant M label
this game came out with a giant M label we didn’t believe it just look how cute
we didn’t believe it just look how cute
we didn’t believe it just look how cute and fluffy conker is oh he’s um he’s
and fluffy conker is oh he’s um he’s
and fluffy conker is oh he’s um he’s hungover isn’t he number six manhunt
while Grand Theft Auto is a blended
while Grand Theft Auto is a blended together mess of wrongdoings Rockstar
together mess of wrongdoings Rockstar
together mess of wrongdoings Rockstar Games stuck to one extremely brutal
Games stuck to one extremely brutal
Games stuck to one extremely brutal stick with this series murder yes there
stick with this series murder yes there
stick with this series murder yes there is a plot in here somewhere but let’s be
is a plot in here somewhere but let’s be
is a plot in here somewhere but let’s be honest the game selling point is the
honest the game selling point is the
honest the game selling point is the numerous ways you can creatively kill
numerous ways you can creatively kill
numerous ways you can creatively kill people oh these executions are broken
people oh these executions are broken
people oh these executions are broken down into three categories AC violent
down into three categories AC violent
down into three categories AC violent and whoa
and whoa
and whoa well it certainly earns that M rating
well it certainly earns that M rating
well it certainly earns that M rating with the game actually grading you based
with the game actually grading you based
with the game actually grading you based on your kills we’re fairly certain
on your kills we’re fairly certain
on your kills we’re fairly certain you’ll be grounded for all eternity if
you’ll be grounded for all eternity if
you’ll be grounded for all eternity if you’re complaining miss one number fine
you’re complaining miss one number fine
you’re complaining miss one number fine leisure suit larry series Wow an
leisure suit larry series Wow an
leisure suit larry series Wow an electronic rendering of a cheap plastic
electronic rendering of a cheap plastic
electronic rendering of a cheap plastic toys pretend mammary glands with
toys pretend mammary glands with
toys pretend mammary glands with aftermarket nipples you can’t get much
aftermarket nipples you can’t get much
aftermarket nipples you can’t get much closer to real nudity you know that
closer to real nudity you know that
closer to real nudity you know that awkward guy in a tacky fuse looks like a
awkward guy in a tacky fuse looks like a
awkward guy in a tacky fuse looks like a sleazy car salesman yeah that guy as a
sleazy car salesman yeah that guy as a
sleazy car salesman yeah that guy as a video game series one that revolves
video game series one that revolves
video game series one that revolves around one key plot element getting made
around one key plot element getting made
around one key plot element getting made baby we got to admit there’s something
baby we got to admit there’s something
baby we got to admit there’s something about the quirky music cartoonish art
about the quirky music cartoonish art
about the quirky music cartoonish art and bizarre comedic moments but it’s not
and bizarre comedic moments but it’s not
and bizarre comedic moments but it’s not like your parents are going to see that
like your parents are going to see that
like your parents are going to see that they’ll see the naked girl in the hot
they’ll see the naked girl in the hot
they’ll see the naked girl in the hot tub and yank this game right out of your
tub and yank this game right out of your
tub and yank this game right out of your PC or you’ll end up having one of those
PC or you’ll end up having one of those
PC or you’ll end up having one of those Jim’s dad conversations you really
Jim’s dad conversations you really
Jim’s dad conversations you really really want to get out of it almost
really want to get out of it almost
really want to get out of it almost looks like a tropical plantation
looks like a tropical plantation
looks like a tropical plantation underwater yeah thing do you know what a
underwater yeah thing do you know what a
underwater yeah thing do you know what a clitoris is oh my god well
clitoris is oh my god well
clitoris is oh my god well number four South Park the stick of
number four South Park the stick of
number four South Park the stick of truth Oh who’s your new friend Erin shut
truth Oh who’s your new friend Erin shut
truth Oh who’s your new friend Erin shut up mom not now don’t not going to know
up mom not now don’t not going to know
up mom not now don’t not going to know honey if your parents don’t let you
honey if your parents don’t let you
honey if your parents don’t let you watch the series then there’s no way in
watch the series then there’s no way in
watch the series then there’s no way in hell they’re gonna let you play the game
hell they’re gonna let you play the game
hell they’re gonna let you play the game much like the South Park movie the
much like the South Park movie the
much like the South Park movie the raunchiness here has been turned up
raunchiness here has been turned up
raunchiness here has been turned up several notches as the new kid in town
several notches as the new kid in town
several notches as the new kid in town clubbing Lee named douchebag no matter
clubbing Lee named douchebag no matter
clubbing Lee named douchebag no matter what you take part in a fantasy game bat
what you take part in a fantasy game bat
what you take part in a fantasy game bat in true self art fashion escalates
in true self art fashion escalates
in true self art fashion escalates really quickly I’m having to dream a
really quickly I’m having to dream a
really quickly I’m having to dream a good good dream the humor the series is
good good dream the humor the series is
good good dream the humor the series is known for shines throughout the game
known for shines throughout the game
known for shines throughout the game complete with a fun ridiculous plot
complete with a fun ridiculous plot
complete with a fun ridiculous plot plenty of gaming references but then
plenty of gaming references but then
plenty of gaming references but then again if you’re really unlucky your
again if you’re really unlucky your
again if you’re really unlucky your parents will walk in during the scene
parents will walk in during the scene
parents will walk in during the scene where the protagonist is underneath
where the protagonist is underneath
where the protagonist is underneath Hugh’s parents having sex well god help
Hugh’s parents having sex well god help
Hugh’s parents having sex well god help you
[Music]
[Music] number three Mortal Kombat series Oh
Mortal Kombat the series that responded
Mortal Kombat the series that responded to the controversy surrounding his
to the controversy surrounding his
to the controversy surrounding his violence by implementing friendships
violence by implementing friendships
violence by implementing friendships fatalities and even more bloodier
fatalities and even more bloodier
fatalities and even more bloodier fatalities at the time the most brutal
fatalities at the time the most brutal
fatalities at the time the most brutal imagery we’d get in a fighting game was
imagery we’d get in a fighting game was
imagery we’d get in a fighting game was a picture of your opponent’s broken and
a picture of your opponent’s broken and
a picture of your opponent’s broken and beaten space but Mortal Kombat decided
beaten space but Mortal Kombat decided
beaten space but Mortal Kombat decided to add something a little more permanent
to add something a little more permanent
to add something a little more permanent grotesque fatalities have become a bit
grotesque fatalities have become a bit
grotesque fatalities have become a bit of an art form with this series whether
of an art form with this series whether
of an art form with this series whether it’s poking fun at social media or being
it’s poking fun at social media or being
it’s poking fun at social media or being our Mac other games have tried to mimic
our Mac other games have tried to mimic
our Mac other games have tried to mimic the brutal magic but none have come
the brutal magic but none have come
the brutal magic but none have come close to capturing the mkay charm that
close to capturing the mkay charm that
close to capturing the mkay charm that has ruffled the feathers of politicians
has ruffled the feathers of politicians
has ruffled the feathers of politicians the world over Thank You senator Cola
the world over Thank You senator Cola
the world over Thank You senator Cola the tapes are ready which I described
the tapes are ready which I described
the tapes are ready which I described before it begin with the two sequences
before it begin with the two sequences
before it begin with the two sequences from Mortal Kombat number two huniepop
from Mortal Kombat number two huniepop
from Mortal Kombat number two huniepop and so turned on right now I could
and so turned on right now I could
and so turned on right now I could explode let’s get out of here if you
explode let’s get out of here if you
explode let’s get out of here if you combined candy crush with him time and
combined candy crush with him time and
combined candy crush with him time and you have this game here each girl fits
you have this game here each girl fits
you have this game here each girl fits an archetype you’d expect the good girl
an archetype you’d expect the good girl
an archetype you’d expect the good girl the bitchy girl
the bitchy girl
the bitchy girl the milf and even the cat girl and some
the milf and even the cat girl and some
the milf and even the cat girl and some curvaceous aliens upon a glance the game
curvaceous aliens upon a glance the game
curvaceous aliens upon a glance the game looks kind of safe enough with dates
looks kind of safe enough with dates
looks kind of safe enough with dates taking place via puzzle games but then
taking place via puzzle games but then
taking place via puzzle games but then the last puzzle happens and your honey
the last puzzle happens and your honey
the last puzzle happens and your honey to one everyone with me hoo boy try
to one everyone with me hoo boy try
to one everyone with me hoo boy try explaining that to your parents when the
explaining that to your parents when the
explaining that to your parents when the girl was moaning and losing her clothes
girl was moaning and losing her clothes
girl was moaning and losing her clothes while you match tiles leading to the mmm
while you match tiles leading to the mmm
while you match tiles leading to the mmm try Mac yeah
try Mac yeah
try Mac yeah oh hey you don’t let your parents in yet
oh hey you don’t let your parents in yet
oh hey you don’t let your parents in yet because we still have these honorable
because we still have these honorable
because we still have these honorable mentions to get through
number one dead or alive extreme
number one dead or alive extreme beachvollyball theory
[Music]
[Music] if Mario and Bowser can settle their
if Mario and Bowser can settle their
if Mario and Bowser can settle their differences the account racing we’re
differences the account racing we’re
differences the account racing we’re fairly certain that killer ninjas can
fairly certain that killer ninjas can
fairly certain that killer ninjas can get along for the sake of some friendly
get along for the sake of some friendly
get along for the sake of some friendly volleyball right that’s all etiquette
volleyball right that’s all etiquette
volleyball right that’s all etiquette high angle this series this has
high angle this series this has
high angle this series this has ridiculous as it sounds but if mentally
ridiculous as it sounds but if mentally
ridiculous as it sounds but if mentally it’s kind of charming in a we can’t
it’s kind of charming in a we can’t
it’s kind of charming in a we can’t believe this exists kind of way with
believe this exists kind of way with
believe this exists kind of way with attempts willing minigames like but
attempts willing minigames like but
attempts willing minigames like but battle hearts pounding moments where you
battle hearts pounding moments where you
battle hearts pounding moments where you hope that cute girl gets to get to
hope that cute girl gets to get to
hope that cute girl gets to get to Center and new mechanics like tanlines
Center and new mechanics like tanlines
Center and new mechanics like tanlines swimwear malfunctions and a clear middle
swimwear malfunctions and a clear middle
swimwear malfunctions and a clear middle finger to subtlety we would say not to
finger to subtlety we would say not to
finger to subtlety we would say not to play this at home but the third game
play this at home but the third game
play this at home but the third game didn’t even make it to the US East End’s
didn’t even make it to the US East End’s
didn’t even make it to the US East End’s next do you agree with our list which
next do you agree with our list which
next do you agree with our list which video game do you generally keep away
video game do you generally keep away
video game do you generally keep away from your parents for more top end
from your parents for more top end
from your parents for more top end suitable for the whole family be sure to
suitable for the whole family be sure to
suitable for the whole family be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
how do you feel about me
how do you feel about me [Music]
[Music]
[Music] you
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