the game’s code isn’t broken it’s your moral code that’s broken bro only
moral code that’s broken bro only
moral code that’s broken bro only problem is I’m playing with some money I
problem is I’m playing with some money I
problem is I’m playing with some money I meant to give to these our family and
meant to give to these our family and
meant to give to these our family and scumbags
scumbags
scumbags welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top 10 ways games have punished you for
10 ways games have punished you for
10 ways games have punished you for cheating and piracy for this list we’re
cheating and piracy for this list we’re
cheating and piracy for this list we’re recognizing some of the most unique and
recognizing some of the most unique and
recognizing some of the most unique and sometimes hilarious methods of
sometimes hilarious methods of
sometimes hilarious methods of countering pirates and cheaters number
countering pirates and cheaters number
countering pirates and cheaters number 10 invincible enemies Serious Sam 3 BFP
in many games there are always those
in many games there are always those enemies that are irritating with how
enemies that are irritating with how
enemies that are irritating with how hard they are to kill you’ve got the
hard they are to kill you’ve got the
hard they are to kill you’ve got the iron knuckle from Legend of Zelda
iron knuckle from Legend of Zelda
iron knuckle from Legend of Zelda regenerators in Resident Evil and the
regenerators in Resident Evil and the
regenerators in Resident Evil and the Xenomorphs from alien vs. predator but
Xenomorphs from alien vs. predator but
Xenomorphs from alien vs. predator but developer crow team took this piece of
developer crow team took this piece of
developer crow team took this piece of game design and cranked the difficulty
game design and cranked the difficulty
game design and cranked the difficulty up to holy crap this is impossible
up to holy crap this is impossible
up to holy crap this is impossible literally if you’re caught playing a
literally if you’re caught playing a
literally if you’re caught playing a cracked copy of Serious Sam 3 you will
cracked copy of Serious Sam 3 you will
cracked copy of Serious Sam 3 you will be hunted down by an unkillable
be hunted down by an unkillable
be hunted down by an unkillable arachnoid while it’s kind of frightening
arachnoid while it’s kind of frightening
arachnoid while it’s kind of frightening at first you will quickly get on your
at first you will quickly get on your
at first you will quickly get on your nerves
nerves
nerves only provoking you to waste more time
only provoking you to waste more time
only provoking you to waste more time and ammunition and we thought those
and ammunition and we thought those
and ammunition and we thought those beheaded kamikaze guys were paid in the
beheaded kamikaze guys were paid in the
beheaded kamikaze guys were paid in the butt number 9 close but no cigar
butt number 9 close but no cigar
butt number 9 close but no cigar Mirror’s Edge
this game is all about speed and
this game is all about speed and precision owning a pirated copy
precision owning a pirated copy
precision owning a pirated copy encourages some honesty to illegal
encourages some honesty to illegal
encourages some honesty to illegal copies of Mirror’s Edge contain an
copies of Mirror’s Edge contain an
copies of Mirror’s Edge contain an intentional bug in the game where our
intentional bug in the game where our
intentional bug in the game where our protagonist faith will slow down before
protagonist faith will slow down before
protagonist faith will slow down before making big leaps across buildings it’s
making big leaps across buildings it’s
making big leaps across buildings it’s almost as if she’s having second
almost as if she’s having second
almost as if she’s having second thoughts on her career path as a courier
thoughts on her career path as a courier
thoughts on her career path as a courier think you can just chance your jumps or
think you can just chance your jumps or
think you can just chance your jumps or find another way around that chance
find another way around that chance
find another way around that chance maximum speed is crucial for quite a
maximum speed is crucial for quite a
maximum speed is crucial for quite a number of jumps if you want to progress
number of jumps if you want to progress
number of jumps if you want to progress making this game basically unbeatable if
making this game basically unbeatable if
making this game basically unbeatable if you pirated it number eight brutal
you pirated it number eight brutal
you pirated it number eight brutal spitefulness earthbound
if doom has a ultra nightmare difficulty
if doom has a ultra nightmare difficulty we cannot describe what earthbound has
we cannot describe what earthbound has
we cannot describe what earthbound has in store for pirates cracked copies are
in store for pirates cracked copies are
in store for pirates cracked copies are bugged with a near impossible difficulty
bugged with a near impossible difficulty
bugged with a near impossible difficulty curve where it doesn’t matter how good
curve where it doesn’t matter how good
curve where it doesn’t matter how good you are at the game because it will make
you are at the game because it will make
you are at the game because it will make sure you never finish the moment you
sure you never finish the moment you
sure you never finish the moment you start playing the number of enemies
start playing the number of enemies
start playing the number of enemies you’ll encounter increases to observe
you’ll encounter increases to observe
you’ll encounter increases to observe levels even in the areas that shouldn’t
levels even in the areas that shouldn’t
levels even in the areas that shouldn’t have them if you somehow managed to make
have them if you somehow managed to make
have them if you somehow managed to make it to the end and who knows how you
it to the end and who knows how you
it to the end and who knows how you found the time to trudge through all
found the time to trudge through all
found the time to trudge through all those battles right at the climax of the
those battles right at the climax of the
those battles right at the climax of the story the game will freeze and force you
story the game will freeze and force you
story the game will freeze and force you to reset what you’ll come back to will
to reset what you’ll come back to will
to reset what you’ll come back to will be all your save files deleted that is
be all your save files deleted that is
be all your save files deleted that is brutal numbers have it cheaters
brutal numbers have it cheaters
brutal numbers have it cheaters purgatory Dark Souls 2
purgatory Dark Souls 2
purgatory Dark Souls 2 one franchise that fallen victim to
one franchise that fallen victim to
one franchise that fallen victim to frequent cheaters is from software’s
frequent cheaters is from software’s
frequent cheaters is from software’s soul series as if the game wasn’t brutal
soul series as if the game wasn’t brutal
soul series as if the game wasn’t brutal enough cheaters have been known to
enough cheaters have been known to
enough cheaters have been known to invade other players games and kill off
invade other players games and kill off
invade other players games and kill off their characters with status afflicting
their characters with status afflicting
their characters with status afflicting weapons now cheating technically isn’t a
weapons now cheating technically isn’t a
weapons now cheating technically isn’t a crime just yet but that doesn’t mean we
crime just yet but that doesn’t mean we
crime just yet but that doesn’t mean we can’t treat it as such within the
can’t treat it as such within the
can’t treat it as such within the context of the game many games have what
context of the game many games have what
context of the game many games have what they call prison servers and Dark Souls
they call prison servers and Dark Souls
they call prison servers and Dark Souls to follow suit of that however there is
to follow suit of that however there is
to follow suit of that however there is a twist Bandai Namco will let you keep
a twist Bandai Namco will let you keep
a twist Bandai Namco will let you keep your crummy game breaking weapons but
your crummy game breaking weapons but
your crummy game breaking weapons but the only people you can encounter
the only people you can encounter
the only people you can encounter innovations are other cheaters
innovations are other cheaters
innovations are other cheaters this is either a prison or your own
this is either a prison or your own
this is either a prison or your own private hell but whatever you deserved
private hell but whatever you deserved
private hell but whatever you deserved it number six halting progress the Talos
it number six halting progress the Talos
it number six halting progress the Talos principle all across this land I have
principle all across this land I have
principle all across this land I have created trials for you to overcome and
created trials for you to overcome and
created trials for you to overcome and within each I have hidden a sigil
within each I have hidden a sigil
within each I have hidden a sigil Croteam strikes again in this puzzle
Croteam strikes again in this puzzle
Croteam strikes again in this puzzle game about an Android on a quest to
game about an Android on a quest to
game about an Android on a quest to enlightenment between maze running and
enlightenment between maze running and
enlightenment between maze running and locating sigil pieces you’ll enjoy the
locating sigil pieces you’ll enjoy the
locating sigil pieces you’ll enjoy the phenomenal high-speed thrill of elevator
phenomenal high-speed thrill of elevator
phenomenal high-speed thrill of elevator rides which serve as points of relief
rides which serve as points of relief
rides which serve as points of relief and loading screens between stages you
and loading screens between stages you
and loading screens between stages you have proven yourself worthy child and
have proven yourself worthy child and
have proven yourself worthy child and this gate shall be forever open to you
this gate shall be forever open to you
this gate shall be forever open to you pirates beware because Croteam is just
pirates beware because Croteam is just
pirates beware because Croteam is just as cruel as our irritating arachnoid
as cruel as our irritating arachnoid
as cruel as our irritating arachnoid friend cracked copies are equipped with
friend cracked copies are equipped with
friend cracked copies are equipped with a trap at some point during one of the
a trap at some point during one of the
a trap at some point during one of the elevator rides the elevator will stop
elevator rides the elevator will stop
elevator rides the elevator will stop with no chance of escape as usual
with no chance of escape as usual
with no chance of escape as usual pirates took to the forums and tried to
pirates took to the forums and tried to
pirates took to the forums and tried to make it sound like legit coffees we’re
make it sound like legit coffees we’re
make it sound like legit coffees we’re getting the bug nice try guys but you
getting the bug nice try guys but you
getting the bug nice try guys but you basically just admitted it it’s a
basically just admitted it it’s a
basically just admitted it it’s a feature and it seems squarely at pirate
feature and it seems squarely at pirate
feature and it seems squarely at pirate number 5
number 5
number 5 lack of abilities Batman Arkham Asylum
lack of abilities Batman Arkham Asylum
lack of abilities Batman Arkham Asylum really I don’t mind walking
really I don’t mind walking
really I don’t mind walking ah before we found the assortment of
ah before we found the assortment of
ah before we found the assortment of bugs in Batman Arkham Knight we got to
bugs in Batman Arkham Knight we got to
bugs in Batman Arkham Knight we got to experience an anti-piracy bug in the
experience an anti-piracy bug in the
experience an anti-piracy bug in the first game of the Arkham series back in
first game of the Arkham series back in
first game of the Arkham series back in 2009 okay why don’t you trust me early
2009 okay why don’t you trust me early
2009 okay why don’t you trust me early on in the game you take out a room of
on in the game you take out a room of
on in the game you take out a room of enemies and then you must perform a
enemies and then you must perform a
enemies and then you must perform a glide in order to avoid some poison gas
glide in order to avoid some poison gas
glide in order to avoid some poison gas for pirates this challenge is too damn
for pirates this challenge is too damn
for pirates this challenge is too damn hard since the ability to glide is
hard since the ability to glide is
hard since the ability to glide is non-existent upon discovering this one
non-existent upon discovering this one
non-existent upon discovering this one pirate made the idiotic mistake of
pirate made the idiotic mistake of
pirate made the idiotic mistake of revealing himself by going on to the
revealing himself by going on to the
revealing himself by going on to the message boards and asking about what he
message boards and asking about what he
message boards and asking about what he thought was a bug the answer he got was
thought was a bug the answer he got was
thought was a bug the answer he got was a simple phrase that fits with the
a simple phrase that fits with the
a simple phrase that fits with the entire list it’s not a bug in the game’s
entire list it’s not a bug in the game’s
entire list it’s not a bug in the game’s code
code
code it’s a bug in your moral code we heard a
it’s a bug in your moral code we heard a
it’s a bug in your moral code we heard a little girl got seriously burned ah
little girl got seriously burned ah
little girl got seriously burned ah number 4 drunken cameraman Grand Theft
number 4 drunken cameraman Grand Theft
number 4 drunken cameraman Grand Theft Auto for what the Matthew Kazon wha what
Auto for what the Matthew Kazon wha what
Auto for what the Matthew Kazon wha what about me oh we’ve seen some pretty good
about me oh we’ve seen some pretty good
about me oh we’ve seen some pretty good ideas so far but you can always count on
ideas so far but you can always count on
ideas so far but you can always count on the classic glitch of wonky controls and
the classic glitch of wonky controls and
the classic glitch of wonky controls and most notably an incredibly drunken
most notably an incredibly drunken
most notably an incredibly drunken cameraman
what you get here is camera work worse
what you get here is camera work worse than that of a typical action movie just
than that of a typical action movie just
than that of a typical action movie just watching this footage alone it’s easy
watching this footage alone it’s easy
watching this footage alone it’s easy for you to get nauseated and disoriented
for you to get nauseated and disoriented
for you to get nauseated and disoriented to make matters worse vehicles will
to make matters worse vehicles will
to make matters worse vehicles will start smoking as soon as you hop in and
start smoking as soon as you hop in and
start smoking as soon as you hop in and will only be able to be driven in one
will only be able to be driven in one
will only be able to be driven in one direction just like our friends at
direction just like our friends at
direction just like our friends at Batman Arkham Asylum pirates went online
Batman Arkham Asylum pirates went online
Batman Arkham Asylum pirates went online to ask the developers about the bug when
to ask the developers about the bug when
to ask the developers about the bug when will they learn so so so you full of
will they learn so so so you full of
will they learn so so so you full of crap a lot what number three chicken
crap a lot what number three chicken
crap a lot what number three chicken ammunition Crysis warhead
as a badass soldier all you want to do
as a badass soldier all you want to do is unload bullets into your soon-to-be
is unload bullets into your soon-to-be
is unload bullets into your soon-to-be swiss-cheese enemies but you know what’s
swiss-cheese enemies but you know what’s
swiss-cheese enemies but you know what’s even better shooting chickens that do
even better shooting chickens that do
even better shooting chickens that do absolutely no damage that’s what
not to worry pirates Crysis warhead is
not to worry pirates Crysis warhead is still technically beatable in this
still technically beatable in this
still technically beatable in this condition but like earthbound you’re
condition but like earthbound you’re
condition but like earthbound you’re gonna end up pulling your hair out in
gonna end up pulling your hair out in
gonna end up pulling your hair out in the time it takes to beat it and how
the time it takes to beat it and how
the time it takes to beat it and how many times you will most likely die
many times you will most likely die
many times you will most likely die progress will only be achieved here if
progress will only be achieved here if
progress will only be achieved here if you put up your dukes and punch your way
you put up your dukes and punch your way
you put up your dukes and punch your way out that sounds fun number two bad
out that sounds fun number two bad
out that sounds fun number two bad graphics this is for one of the most
graphics this is for one of the most
graphics this is for one of the most hilarious parts of the sims is through
hilarious parts of the sims is through
hilarious parts of the sims is through its self-censorship if a sim chooses to
its self-censorship if a sim chooses to
its self-censorship if a sim chooses to use the toilet or the shower their body
use the toilet or the shower their body
use the toilet or the shower their body will be heavily pixelated but have you
will be heavily pixelated but have you
will be heavily pixelated but have you ever found a glitch where the pixelation
ever found a glitch where the pixelation
ever found a glitch where the pixelation never goes away well congratulations you
never goes away well congratulations you
never goes away well congratulations you scummy pirate you have illegally
scummy pirate you have illegally
scummy pirate you have illegally downloaded the sims for now witness as
downloaded the sims for now witness as
downloaded the sims for now witness as your game gradually transforms into a
your game gradually transforms into a
your game gradually transforms into a large master piece of abstract pixel art
large master piece of abstract pixel art
large master piece of abstract pixel art the only way to fix it well there isn’t
the only way to fix it well there isn’t
the only way to fix it well there isn’t dummy so it makes it very hard to play
dummy so it makes it very hard to play
dummy so it makes it very hard to play and figure out what the hell your sins
and figure out what the hell your sins
and figure out what the hell your sins are doing what makes this worse is that
are doing what makes this worse is that
are doing what makes this worse is that players tried reporting this as a bug in
players tried reporting this as a bug in
players tried reporting this as a bug in legitimate copies before it was proven
legitimate copies before it was proven
legitimate copies before it was proven otherwise hey this has happened a lot by
otherwise hey this has happened a lot by
otherwise hey this has happened a lot by this point have they not learned ah but
this point have they not learned ah but
this point have they not learned ah but I’m sure me before we cheat our way to
I’m sure me before we cheat our way to
I’m sure me before we cheat our way to our topic here a few honorable mentions
our topic here a few honorable mentions
our topic here a few honorable mentions first select all of the men by left
first select all of the men by left
first select all of the men by left clicking and holding down the mouse in
clicking and holding down the mouse in
clicking and holding down the mouse in this mode you can drag a selection box
this mode you can drag a selection box
this mode you can drag a selection box around all of the way
number one your game gets pirated game
number one your game gets pirated game dev tycoon you ever wondered what the
dev tycoon you ever wondered what the
dev tycoon you ever wondered what the definition of irony was well look no
definition of irony was well look no
definition of irony was well look no further than game dev tycoon a business
further than game dev tycoon a business
further than game dev tycoon a business simulator that lets you run your very
simulator that lets you run your very
simulator that lets you run your very own game studio you learn how to deal
own game studio you learn how to deal
own game studio you learn how to deal with fan feedback critic reviews and
with fan feedback critic reviews and
with fan feedback critic reviews and managing the costs on projects and
managing the costs on projects and
managing the costs on projects and contracts should you not want to chip in
contracts should you not want to chip in
contracts should you not want to chip in the insanely cheap ten dollars for a
the insanely cheap ten dollars for a
the insanely cheap ten dollars for a real copy of game dev tycoon in game
real copy of game dev tycoon in game
real copy of game dev tycoon in game your Studios game gets pirated and if
your Studios game gets pirated and if
your Studios game gets pirated and if that happens your studio goes bankrupt
that happens your studio goes bankrupt
that happens your studio goes bankrupt and shut down the real kicker some
and shut down the real kicker some
and shut down the real kicker some pirates dare to ask if it was possible
pirates dare to ask if it was possible
pirates dare to ask if it was possible to include copy-protection
to include copy-protection
to include copy-protection on their in-game product and to them we
on their in-game product and to them we
on their in-game product and to them we say celebrity 3 you do you agree with
say celebrity 3 you do you agree with
say celebrity 3 you do you agree with our list which games do you think have
our list which games do you think have
our list which games do you think have the best anti-piracy or cheating methods
the best anti-piracy or cheating methods
the best anti-piracy or cheating methods no what do you mean no no I never tell
no what do you mean no no I never tell
no what do you mean no no I never tell you anything for more nuts oh illegally
you anything for more nuts oh illegally
you anything for more nuts oh illegally downloaded videos published every day be
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