welcome fine ladies your first session of the most cool assist game in world so
of the most cool assist game in world so
of the most cool assist game in world so um
um
um pretty sure this is where we say
pretty sure this is where we say
pretty sure this is where we say something witty about the characters hmm
something witty about the characters hmm
something witty about the characters hmm welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest video game characters as usual
funniest video game characters as usual
funniest video game characters as usual we’re sticking to one character per
we’re sticking to one character per
we’re sticking to one character per franchise and we’re also excluding
franchise and we’re also excluding
franchise and we’re also excluding characters that did not originate from
characters that did not originate from
characters that did not originate from video games so sorry Deadpool but you’ll
video games so sorry Deadpool but you’ll
video games so sorry Deadpool but you’ll have to sit this one out
have to sit this one out
have to sit this one out please don’t burn down our office you
please don’t burn down our office you
please don’t burn down our office you just sit tight and I won’t have to shoot
just sit tight and I won’t have to shoot
just sit tight and I won’t have to shoot you
you
you number 10 I am heavy weapons guy the
number 10 I am heavy weapons guy the
number 10 I am heavy weapons guy the heavy Team Fortress 2 and this is my
heavy Team Fortress 2 and this is my
heavy Team Fortress 2 and this is my weapon let’s start things off with our
weapon let’s start things off with our
weapon let’s start things off with our favorite Russian stereotype you know the
favorite Russian stereotype you know the
favorite Russian stereotype you know the kind that treats his gun like a lovable
kind that treats his gun like a lovable
kind that treats his gun like a lovable puppy halt touch my dog the poster boy
puppy halt touch my dog the poster boy
puppy halt touch my dog the poster boy for the team fortress cast the heavy is
for the team fortress cast the heavy is
for the team fortress cast the heavy is not afraid to spray anything and
not afraid to spray anything and
not afraid to spray anything and everything with his favorite object when
everything with his favorite object when
everything with his favorite object when he’s not naming the other team he’s in
he’s not naming the other team he’s in
he’s not naming the other team he’s in the bar playing poker telling his
the bar playing poker telling his
the bar playing poker telling his buddies how he mames the other team at
buddies how he mames the other team at
buddies how he mames the other team at first I do not like punching other boys
first I do not like punching other boys
first I do not like punching other boys but then I learned to love it
but then I learned to love it
but then I learned to love it I am the milkman my milk is delicious
I am the milkman my milk is delicious
I am the milkman my milk is delicious special delivery today
special delivery today
special delivery today number 9 boy Cooper Psychonauts
tim schafer aka the raccoon ting
tim schafer aka the raccoon ting according to shadows of the Empire’s
according to shadows of the Empire’s
according to shadows of the Empire’s credit scene pretty much makes hilarious
credit scene pretty much makes hilarious
credit scene pretty much makes hilarious characters his trademark case in point
characters his trademark case in point
characters his trademark case in point is this hidden gem in Psychonauts and
is this hidden gem in Psychonauts and
is this hidden gem in Psychonauts and it’s pretty hard to ignore this paranoid
it’s pretty hard to ignore this paranoid
it’s pretty hard to ignore this paranoid milkman fanboy does that milk regular
milkman fanboy does that milk regular
milkman fanboy does that milk regular kind or the exploding dream kind it’s
kind or the exploding dream kind it’s
kind or the exploding dream kind it’s fortified with what the world wants what
fortified with what the world wants what
fortified with what the world wants what the world deserves what gets him up on
the world deserves what gets him up on
the world deserves what gets him up on this list is that if you stand around
this list is that if you stand around
this list is that if you stand around him and put your controller down he’ll
him and put your controller down he’ll
him and put your controller down he’ll come up with some of the most random
come up with some of the most random
come up with some of the most random conspiracy theories all in a big fight
conspiracy theories all in a big fight
conspiracy theories all in a big fight over last specimen of the super virus
over last specimen of the super virus
over last specimen of the super virus but they can’t hide that they have been
but they can’t hide that they have been
but they can’t hide that they have been spitting on me all day number 8
spitting on me all day number 8
spitting on me all day number 8 fawful Mario and Luigi RPG series in a
fawful Mario and Luigi RPG series in a
fawful Mario and Luigi RPG series in a nice throwback to the bad translations
nice throwback to the bad translations
nice throwback to the bad translations of very early video games in the 1980s
of very early video games in the 1980s
of very early video games in the 1980s vowels dialogue is written in bad
vowels dialogue is written in bad
vowels dialogue is written in bad English in the interest of keeping my
English in the interest of keeping my
English in the interest of keeping my job I won’t be reading any of those
job I won’t be reading any of those
job I won’t be reading any of those lines but feel free to read them
lines but feel free to read them
lines but feel free to read them yourself this character ended up being
yourself this character ended up being
yourself this character ended up being so popular that he was brought back for
so popular that he was brought back for
so popular that he was brought back for partners in time and bowser’s Inside
partners in time and bowser’s Inside
partners in time and bowser’s Inside Story
number seven brucey Grand Theft Auto 4
number seven brucey Grand Theft Auto 4 hey bitch come on kids
hey bitch come on kids
hey bitch come on kids don’t do steroids cuz otherwise you
don’t do steroids cuz otherwise you
don’t do steroids cuz otherwise you might end up doing something like this
brucey
brucey you got the chill for real Trevor from
you got the chill for real Trevor from
you got the chill for real Trevor from GTA 5 is another humorous psychopath but
GTA 5 is another humorous psychopath but
GTA 5 is another humorous psychopath but Brucie is just flat-out overloaded on
Brucie is just flat-out overloaded on
Brucie is just flat-out overloaded on testosterone resulting in well a guy
testosterone resulting in well a guy
testosterone resulting in well a guy who’s a little bit too much in love with
who’s a little bit too much in love with
who’s a little bit too much in love with himself yet we can’t stop watching even
himself yet we can’t stop watching even
himself yet we can’t stop watching even if he sends us on some of the craziest
if he sends us on some of the craziest
if he sends us on some of the craziest missions easiest can be yeah oh hey I’ll
missions easiest can be yeah oh hey I’ll
missions easiest can be yeah oh hey I’ll just go take care of it there yeah
just go take care of it there yeah
just go take care of it there yeah number six the Rabbids raving rabbit
number six the Rabbids raving rabbit
number six the Rabbids raving rabbit series they may look cute but looks can
series they may look cute but looks can
series they may look cute but looks can be deceiving
be deceiving
be deceiving first debuting alongside Rayman the
first debuting alongside Rayman the
first debuting alongside Rayman the rabbits ended out starring in their own
rabbits ended out starring in their own
rabbits ended out starring in their own series of games despite their inability
series of games despite their inability
series of games despite their inability to grasp the concept of some of the most
to grasp the concept of some of the most
to grasp the concept of some of the most basic household items don’t even think
basic household items don’t even think
basic household items don’t even think about keeping them as pets either
about keeping them as pets either
about keeping them as pets either because they’ll probably take over your
because they’ll probably take over your
because they’ll probably take over your neighborhood while you sleep
ah number 5 Hades Kid Icarus Uprising
ah number 5 Hades Kid Icarus Uprising who’s Hades the true master of the
who’s Hades the true master of the
who’s Hades the true master of the underworld sorry to keep you waiting
underworld sorry to keep you waiting
underworld sorry to keep you waiting you could have pretty much picked anyone
you could have pretty much picked anyone
you could have pretty much picked anyone from this game and they could have
from this game and they could have
from this game and they could have easily filled this spot however we’re
easily filled this spot however we’re
easily filled this spot however we’re picking Hades because he reminds us of a
picking Hades because he reminds us of a
picking Hades because he reminds us of a morbidly amusing troll commenter next to
morbidly amusing troll commenter next to
morbidly amusing troll commenter next to me Little Miss Medusa’s going to look
me Little Miss Medusa’s going to look
me Little Miss Medusa’s going to look like a sweet cuddly fireman no this
like a sweet cuddly fireman no this
like a sweet cuddly fireman no this can’t be happening and also due to the
can’t be happening and also due to the
can’t be happening and also due to the fact that he can make zombie parents the
fact that he can make zombie parents the
fact that he can make zombie parents the most creepy cute and hilarious thing all
most creepy cute and hilarious thing all
most creepy cute and hilarious thing all at once can you think of anything or
at once can you think of anything or
at once can you think of anything or julius’s family reunion then after
julius’s family reunion then after
julius’s family reunion then after having tried it rich by rolling in dough
having tried it rich by rolling in dough
having tried it rich by rolling in dough ring number 4 guy brush 3 put monkey
ring number 4 guy brush 3 put monkey
ring number 4 guy brush 3 put monkey island series and I’ve brought a little
island series and I’ve brought a little
island series and I’ve brought a little surprise for you uh I don’t suppose it’s
surprise for you uh I don’t suppose it’s
surprise for you uh I don’t suppose it’s a LucasArts game guy brush is the most
a LucasArts game guy brush is the most
a LucasArts game guy brush is the most carefree wannabe pirate that does become
carefree wannabe pirate that does become
carefree wannabe pirate that does become a pirate but still comes off as a
a pirate but still comes off as a
a pirate but still comes off as a wannabe pirate guy brush often leans on
wannabe pirate guy brush often leans on
wannabe pirate guy brush often leans on the fourth wall even when he can’t
the fourth wall even when he can’t
the fourth wall even when he can’t explain why he says these things when
explain why he says these things when
explain why he says these things when his swallowed in a ship it’s been out
his swallowed in a ship it’s been out
his swallowed in a ship it’s been out for some time now where have you been
for some time now where have you been
for some time now where have you been playing some frustrating graphic
playing some frustrating graphic
playing some frustrating graphic adventure created by Ron Gilbert with
adventure created by Ron Gilbert with
adventure created by Ron Gilbert with the help of Tim Schafer he’s such a
the help of Tim Schafer he’s such a
the help of Tim Schafer he’s such a classic that we’d have to scuttle our
classic that we’d have to scuttle our
classic that we’d have to scuttle our office if we forgot him this monkey head
office if we forgot him this monkey head
office if we forgot him this monkey head is too heavy to carry to the surface
is too heavy to carry to the surface
is too heavy to carry to the surface considering this game has no drop Ferb
considering this game has no drop Ferb
considering this game has no drop Ferb I’m doomed number 3 the narrator the
I’m doomed number 3 the narrator the
I’m doomed number 3 the narrator the Stanley parable simply by the act of
Stanley parable simply by the act of
Stanley parable simply by the act of moving forward are we implying a journey
moving forward are we implying a journey
moving forward are we implying a journey such that a destination is inevitably
such that a destination is inevitably
such that a destination is inevitably conjured into being via the very
conjured into being via the very
conjured into being via the very manifestation of the nature of life
manifestation of the nature of life
manifestation of the nature of life itself well however we’ll hang on that
itself well however we’ll hang on that
itself well however we’ll hang on that got a bit weird back there have you ever
got a bit weird back there have you ever
got a bit weird back there have you ever wondered what it’d be like to have a
wondered what it’d be like to have a
wondered what it’d be like to have a British narrator saying your thoughts
British narrator saying your thoughts
British narrator saying your thoughts out loud and how he’d react if you did
out loud and how he’d react if you did
out loud and how he’d react if you did the opposite thing of what he said this
the opposite thing of what he said this
the opposite thing of what he said this was not the correct way to the meeting
was not the correct way to the meeting
was not the correct way to the meeting room and standing you in perfectly well
room and standing you in perfectly well
room and standing you in perfectly well the bizarre dry/wet is made even better
the bizarre dry/wet is made even better
the bizarre dry/wet is made even better by a game that doesn’t act in the way
by a game that doesn’t act in the way
by a game that doesn’t act in the way that it’s supposed to resulting in some
that it’s supposed to resulting in some
that it’s supposed to resulting in some rather amusing self referential
rather amusing self referential
rather amusing self referential reactions not bad for a character we
reactions not bad for a character we
reactions not bad for a character we never physically see oh no not you again
never physically see oh no not you again
never physically see oh no not you again Stanley I’d also like to veto the line
Stanley I’d also like to veto the line
Stanley I’d also like to veto the line from having any role in our awesome news
from having any role in our awesome news
from having any role in our awesome news story no lines or monitor rooms just
story no lines or monitor rooms just
story no lines or monitor rooms just don’t acknowledge it and we should be
don’t acknowledge it and we should be
don’t acknowledge it and we should be fine number two tiny Tina Borderlands 2
fine number two tiny Tina Borderlands 2
fine number two tiny Tina Borderlands 2 runnin runnin runnin and runnin over
runnin runnin runnin and runnin over
runnin runnin runnin and runnin over here
tiny Tina is pretty much what happens if
tiny Tina is pretty much what happens if you give sticks of dynamite and caffeine
you give sticks of dynamite and caffeine
you give sticks of dynamite and caffeine to a little girl with a twisted leaf
to a little girl with a twisted leaf
to a little girl with a twisted leaf vivid imagination
voiced by Ashly Burch from hey ash
voiced by Ashly Burch from hey ash whatcha playing though tiny Tina was a
whatcha playing though tiny Tina was a
whatcha playing though tiny Tina was a minor NPC her character was so popular
minor NPC her character was so popular
minor NPC her character was so popular that she made a return appearance in the
that she made a return appearance in the
that she made a return appearance in the game’s second DLC before getting a
game’s second DLC before getting a
game’s second DLC before getting a starring role in the hilarious Dungeons
starring role in the hilarious Dungeons
starring role in the hilarious Dungeons & Dragons style 450 LC so like I said
& Dragons style 450 LC so like I said
& Dragons style 450 LC so like I said roll for initiative Sega before we get
roll for initiative Sega before we get
roll for initiative Sega before we get to the top spot let’s see what other
to the top spot let’s see what other
to the top spot let’s see what other characters made us giggle into our
characters made us giggle into our
characters made us giggle into our headsets you’re dead dead you want us
headsets you’re dead dead you want us
headsets you’re dead dead you want us dead
look at my ass do it no number one
look at my ass do it no number one Wheatley portal 2 and it’s not out of
Wheatley portal 2 and it’s not out of
Wheatley portal 2 and it’s not out of the question that you might have a very
the question that you might have a very
the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage it
minor case of serious brain damage it
minor case of serious brain damage it was a tough choice between this guy and
was a tough choice between this guy and
was a tough choice between this guy and the series antagonist GLaDOS but it’s
the series antagonist GLaDOS but it’s
the series antagonist GLaDOS but it’s rather hard to get past an AI that’s
rather hard to get past an AI that’s
rather hard to get past an AI that’s designed to be the biggest moron on the
designed to be the biggest moron on the
designed to be the biggest moron on the planet all right going on three just
planet all right going on three just
planet all right going on three just gives you too much time to think about
gives you too much time to think about
gives you too much time to think about it let’s uh go on one this time okay
it let’s uh go on one this time okay
it let’s uh go on one this time okay ready what got recap how oh whether he’s
ready what got recap how oh whether he’s
ready what got recap how oh whether he’s trying to help you escape or trying to
trying to help you escape or trying to
trying to help you escape or trying to poison you with neurotoxin Wheatley’s
poison you with neurotoxin Wheatley’s
poison you with neurotoxin Wheatley’s running commentary balances perfectly
running commentary balances perfectly
running commentary balances perfectly with the more of a decay of the aperture
with the more of a decay of the aperture
with the more of a decay of the aperture laps
laps
laps let there be light that’s a god of
let there be light that’s a god of
let there be light that’s a god of quilting call turning ominous he may be
quilting call turning ominous he may be
quilting call turning ominous he may be a moron and a bit murderous but he’s
a moron and a bit murderous but he’s
a moron and a bit murderous but he’s still who we’d pick as a robot assistant
still who we’d pick as a robot assistant
still who we’d pick as a robot assistant in the near future I mean what’s the
in the near future I mean what’s the
in the near future I mean what’s the worst that can happen okay
worst that can happen okay
worst that can happen okay if I was of the case it was lost this is
if I was of the case it was lost this is
if I was of the case it was lost this is the word wanna go mash with dignity do
the word wanna go mash with dignity do
the word wanna go mash with dignity do you agree with our list I was completely
you agree with our list I was completely
you agree with our list I was completely wrong about everything which video game
wrong about everything which video game
wrong about everything which video game character do you like to quote once in a
character do you like to quote once in a
character do you like to quote once in a while if we start making a list of
while if we start making a list of
while if we start making a list of things that aren’t here we could be here
things that aren’t here we could be here
things that aren’t here we could be here all night for more top 10s published
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watchmojo.com right that’s it pick up I’ve got some cats to see many things I
I’ve got some cats to see many things I
I’ve got some cats to see many things I hate there’s a lucky cat or a man like
hate there’s a lucky cat or a man like
hate there’s a lucky cat or a man like this everywhere and I should smell just
this everywhere and I should smell just
this everywhere and I should smell just Rosario
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