oh my god this can’t be real but it could happen right go Nate hey
but it could happen right go Nate hey
but it could happen right go Nate hey welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest urban legends if you ever need
funniest urban legends if you ever need
funniest urban legends if you ever need anything dental floss whatever you give
anything dental floss whatever you give
anything dental floss whatever you give me for this list we’re counting down the
me for this list we’re counting down the
me for this list we’re counting down the most humorous of the contrived
most humorous of the contrived
most humorous of the contrived cautionary tales even if one or two of
cautionary tales even if one or two of
cautionary tales even if one or two of them may seem incredibly real to you and
them may seem incredibly real to you and
them may seem incredibly real to you and even if one or two of them may have been
even if one or two of them may have been
even if one or two of them may have been found out to be true
found out to be true
found out to be true number 10 Mel Gibson was born without a
number 10 Mel Gibson was born without a
number 10 Mel Gibson was born without a face isn’t this is this what you see I
face isn’t this is this what you see I
face isn’t this is this what you see I assure you it is human when the average
assure you it is human when the average
assure you it is human when the average person hears the name Mel Gibson
person hears the name Mel Gibson
person hears the name Mel Gibson followed by the phrase the man without a
followed by the phrase the man without a
followed by the phrase the man without a face most would come to the conclusion
face most would come to the conclusion
face most would come to the conclusion that perhaps there’s a cinematic
that perhaps there’s a cinematic
that perhaps there’s a cinematic connection you know maybe the 1993 film
connection you know maybe the 1993 film
connection you know maybe the 1993 film you perform it I hold the world but as
you perform it I hold the world but as
you perform it I hold the world but as the world Gratiano a stage where every
the world Gratiano a stage where every
the world Gratiano a stage where every man must play a part yet the world
man must play a part yet the world
man must play a part yet the world consists of creative and curious minds
consists of creative and curious minds
consists of creative and curious minds those who produced a theory in which the
those who produced a theory in which the
those who produced a theory in which the original Mad Max actor somehow came into
original Mad Max actor somehow came into
original Mad Max actor somehow came into this universe lacking what science often
this universe lacking what science often
this universe lacking what science often refers to as a human face this is that
refers to as a human face this is that
refers to as a human face this is that the latest rumor there’s another more
the latest rumor there’s another more
the latest rumor there’s another more elaborate rumor that says a thug attack
elaborate rumor that says a thug attack
elaborate rumor that says a thug attack while he was still a young aspiring
while he was still a young aspiring
while he was still a young aspiring actor left him so disfigured he joined
actor left him so disfigured he joined
actor left him so disfigured he joined the circus until a priest introduced him
the circus until a priest introduced him
the circus until a priest introduced him to the best surgeons the medical world
to the best surgeons the medical world
to the best surgeons the medical world had to offer why does that sound crazy
had to offer why does that sound crazy
had to offer why does that sound crazy god bless you internet but please show
god bless you internet but please show
god bless you internet but please show your face if you believe this to be real
your face if you believe this to be real
your face if you believe this to be real you really expect me to go for that crap
you really expect me to go for that crap
you really expect me to go for that crap number nine scrotum self repair take a
number nine scrotum self repair take a
number nine scrotum self repair take a look at what this numbnuts did holy shit
look at what this numbnuts did holy shit
look at what this numbnuts did holy shit speaking of the medical world there once
speaking of the medical world there once
speaking of the medical world there once lived a man who took a do-it-yourself
lived a man who took a do-it-yourself
lived a man who took a do-it-yourself approach when fixing his mangled coin
approach when fixing his mangled coin
approach when fixing his mangled coin purse in a devastating yet documented
purse in a devastating yet documented
purse in a devastating yet documented case of masturbation gone wrong a worker
case of masturbation gone wrong a worker
case of masturbation gone wrong a worker found himself missing a left teste while
found himself missing a left teste while
found himself missing a left teste while using the canvas drive belt of running
using the canvas drive belt of running
using the canvas drive belt of running machinery
machinery
machinery where he worked he then proceeded to
where he worked he then proceeded to
where he worked he then proceeded to naturally staple his scrotum shut hoping
naturally staple his scrotum shut hoping
naturally staple his scrotum shut hoping that perhaps science and logic wouldn’t
that perhaps science and logic wouldn’t
that perhaps science and logic wouldn’t swoop in to make everything worse but
swoop in to make everything worse but
swoop in to make everything worse but then they switched from the Swingline to
then they switched from the Swingline to
then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler but I kept my
the Boston stapler but I kept my
the Boston stapler but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind
Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind
Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much in unfortunately the man
up as much in unfortunately the man
up as much in unfortunately the man scrotum transformed into a bowling ball
scrotum transformed into a bowling ball
scrotum transformed into a bowling ball basically forcing him to visit the
basically forcing him to visit the
basically forcing him to visit the doctor’s office to admit his
doctor’s office to admit his
doctor’s office to admit his masturbatory fail well we’ve all been
masturbatory fail well we’ve all been
masturbatory fail well we’ve all been there haven’t we number eight the killer
there haven’t we number eight the killer
there haven’t we number eight the killer biscuits the Pillsbury Doughboy looks
biscuits the Pillsbury Doughboy looks
biscuits the Pillsbury Doughboy looks innocent enough but this is the same
innocent enough but this is the same
innocent enough but this is the same psychopath who once took part in a
psychopath who once took part in a
psychopath who once took part in a violent gang initiation okay he didn’t
violent gang initiation okay he didn’t
violent gang initiation okay he didn’t but according to legend a woman once
but according to legend a woman once
but according to legend a woman once arrived in a hospital clutching her own
arrived in a hospital clutching her own
arrived in a hospital clutching her own braids and claiming that a backseat
braids and claiming that a backseat
braids and claiming that a backseat assailant fired a bullet into her skull
assailant fired a bullet into her skull
assailant fired a bullet into her skull and so she better just kind of hold
and so she better just kind of hold
and so she better just kind of hold still and trying to hold her brains from
still and trying to hold her brains from
still and trying to hold her brains from falling out of her head until the until
falling out of her head until the until
falling out of her head until the until the paramedics get there much to her
the paramedics get there much to her
the paramedics get there much to her surprise the glob of brains turned out
surprise the glob of brains turned out
surprise the glob of brains turned out to be the result of an exploding can of
to be the result of an exploding can of
to be the result of an exploding can of Pillsbury Dough quite different than a
Pillsbury Dough quite different than a
Pillsbury Dough quite different than a premeditated gang initiation ritual yeah
premeditated gang initiation ritual yeah
premeditated gang initiation ritual yeah it’s definitely brains of course this
it’s definitely brains of course this
it’s definitely brains of course this story spread via email causing
story spread via email causing
story spread via email causing psychological damage to anyone who
psychological damage to anyone who
psychological damage to anyone who didn’t know the difference between human
didn’t know the difference between human
didn’t know the difference between human internals and edible flower based paste
internals and edible flower based paste
internals and edible flower based paste whoa number seven copy machine polygraph
whoa number seven copy machine polygraph
whoa number seven copy machine polygraph yeah you know it’s funny I was just
yeah you know it’s funny I was just
yeah you know it’s funny I was just messing with this thing these big
messing with this thing these big
messing with this thing these big machines it’s like the human brain can
machines it’s like the human brain can
machines it’s like the human brain can be manipulated in a variety of ways
be manipulated in a variety of ways
be manipulated in a variety of ways especially when the cops put a spaghetti
especially when the cops put a spaghetti
especially when the cops put a spaghetti strainer on your head and hook you up to
strainer on your head and hook you up to
strainer on your head and hook you up to a copy machine do you hold a grudge
a copy machine do you hold a grudge
a copy machine do you hold a grudge against Montgomery burns No all right
against Montgomery burns No all right
against Montgomery burns No all right maybe I did but I didn’t shoot him
maybe I did but I didn’t shoot him
maybe I did but I didn’t shoot him according to internet lore a
according to internet lore a
according to internet lore a Pennsylvania man once admitted to a
Pennsylvania man once admitted to a
Pennsylvania man once admitted to a crime after a supposed lie detector
crime after a supposed lie detector
crime after a supposed lie detector repeatedly pumped out a single sheet of
repeatedly pumped out a single sheet of
repeatedly pumped out a single sheet of paper that said he’s lying let me make
paper that said he’s lying let me make
paper that said he’s lying let me make sure I understand your question you
sure I understand your question you
sure I understand your question you don’t have an understanding of what a
don’t have an understanding of what a
don’t have an understanding of what a photocopying machine
photocopying machine
photocopying machine is no I want to make sure that I answer
is no I want to make sure that I answer
is no I want to make sure that I answer your question correctly such a lapse of
your question correctly such a lapse of
your question correctly such a lapse of rational thought has provided for a
rational thought has provided for a
rational thought has provided for a fantastic myth but we all know that
fantastic myth but we all know that
fantastic myth but we all know that shady-ass crooked cops wouldn’t actually
shady-ass crooked cops wouldn’t actually
shady-ass crooked cops wouldn’t actually use a spaghetti strainer and a Xerox
use a spaghetti strainer and a Xerox
use a spaghetti strainer and a Xerox machine to psychologically torment an
machine to psychologically torment an
machine to psychologically torment an alleged criminal they’d probably just
alleged criminal they’d probably just
alleged criminal they’d probably just beat them with it
beat them with it
beat them with it che delayed so the key to the sieving a
che delayed so the key to the sieving a
che delayed so the key to the sieving a lie detector is to try and hide your
lie detector is to try and hide your
lie detector is to try and hide your real stress levels number six sperm
real stress levels number six sperm
real stress levels number six sperm burglars or pudding surprise for decades
burglars or pudding surprise for decades
burglars or pudding surprise for decades the movies have depicted criminals who
the movies have depicted criminals who
the movies have depicted criminals who robbed jewelry stores and such
but where in the hell are the sperm
but where in the hell are the sperm burglars bingo in this story a couple of
burglars bingo in this story a couple of
burglars bingo in this story a couple of thieves bust into a local sperm bank
thieves bust into a local sperm bank
thieves bust into a local sperm bank without knowing it’s a sperm bank of
without knowing it’s a sperm bank of
without knowing it’s a sperm bank of course and what do they find a bowl of
course and what do they find a bowl of
course and what do they find a bowl of creamy pudding of course Bank Isle of
creamy pudding of course Bank Isle of
creamy pudding of course Bank Isle of Man mingle it need a yoga since reason
Man mingle it need a yoga since reason
Man mingle it need a yoga since reason goes out the window at snack time in
goes out the window at snack time in
goes out the window at snack time in this ridiculous urban legend the
this ridiculous urban legend the
this ridiculous urban legend the burglars gobble up the bowl of baby
burglars gobble up the bowl of baby
burglars gobble up the bowl of baby batter like a pint of ice cream during a
batter like a pint of ice cream during a
batter like a pint of ice cream during a power outage
power outage
power outage no ayat you know colleague on DVD if
no ayat you know colleague on DVD if
no ayat you know colleague on DVD if you’re eager to AltaVista your way to
you’re eager to AltaVista your way to
you’re eager to AltaVista your way to the truth on this please know that there
the truth on this please know that there
the truth on this please know that there are a few variations of this legend out
are a few variations of this legend out
are a few variations of this legend out there ah sperm but what kind Shona there
there ah sperm but what kind Shona there
there ah sperm but what kind Shona there are so many types here number five the
are so many types here number five the
are so many types here number five the cemented sports car
ask yourself what would happen if you
ask yourself what would happen if you arrived home from work and saw a new
arrived home from work and saw a new
arrived home from work and saw a new sports car in the driveway well if
sports car in the driveway well if
sports car in the driveway well if you’re the subject of this myth you
you’re the subject of this myth you
you’re the subject of this myth you naturally assume that someone went
naturally assume that someone went
naturally assume that someone went inside to sex up your wife I come home
inside to sex up your wife I come home
inside to sex up your wife I come home what do I see I see I walk in the door
what do I see I see I walk in the door
what do I see I see I walk in the door and I see MIT underwear and pieces of
and I see MIT underwear and pieces of
and I see MIT underwear and pieces of clothing and a guy’s pants with his belt
clothing and a guy’s pants with his belt
clothing and a guy’s pants with his belt in it as the story goes a cement mixer
in it as the story goes a cement mixer
in it as the story goes a cement mixer become so terrified that someone was
become so terrified that someone was
become so terrified that someone was doing the horizontal Bop with his missus
doing the horizontal Bop with his missus
doing the horizontal Bop with his missus that he filled up the car with cement
that he filled up the car with cement
that he filled up the car with cement only to discovered that it was actually
only to discovered that it was actually
only to discovered that it was actually a gift from his old lady Donna Braun
sure it’s a non-violent way to make a
sure it’s a non-violent way to make a point but anyone who gives credence to
point but anyone who gives credence to
point but anyone who gives credence to this myth is most certainly a legitimate
this myth is most certainly a legitimate
this myth is most certainly a legitimate blockhead number for the
blockhead number for the
blockhead number for the exploding-toilet and as he’s lying there
exploding-toilet and as he’s lying there
exploding-toilet and as he’s lying there amidst the rubble he says must have been
amidst the rubble he says must have been
amidst the rubble he says must have been something my if one thing’s for certain
something my if one thing’s for certain
something my if one thing’s for certain it’s that we all fear the concept of the
it’s that we all fear the concept of the
it’s that we all fear the concept of the exploding-toilet some people visit the
exploding-toilet some people visit the
exploding-toilet some people visit the loo only one or two times a day while
loo only one or two times a day while
loo only one or two times a day while some will go number two at least five
some will go number two at least five
some will go number two at least five times on a daily basis in this kale a
times on a daily basis in this kale a
times on a daily basis in this kale a woman inadvertently dumps flammable
woman inadvertently dumps flammable
woman inadvertently dumps flammable material into the toilet but later when
material into the toilet but later when
material into the toilet but later when her husband drops by for a deuce and a
her husband drops by for a deuce and a
her husband drops by for a deuce and a complimentary cigarette he’s literally
complimentary cigarette he’s literally
complimentary cigarette he’s literally blown away by the set of circumstances
that’s to say that the toilet itself lit
that’s to say that the toilet itself lit a fire under his ass lesson if you smoke
a fire under his ass lesson if you smoke
a fire under his ass lesson if you smoke one day you’ll light your ass on fire
one day you’ll light your ass on fire
one day you’ll light your ass on fire poof
poof
poof finally number three Richard Gere and
finally number three Richard Gere and
finally number three Richard Gere and his gerbil name something a doctor might
his gerbil name something a doctor might
his gerbil name something a doctor might pull out of a person
pull out of a person
pull out of a person garcy a gerbil for any successful male
garcy a gerbil for any successful male
garcy a gerbil for any successful male star in Hollywood it’s only natural for
star in Hollywood it’s only natural for
star in Hollywood it’s only natural for pop culture pundits to question their
pop culture pundits to question their
pop culture pundits to question their sexuality and back in the early 90s it
sexuality and back in the early 90s it
sexuality and back in the early 90s it was Richard dears turn to feel the wrath
was Richard dears turn to feel the wrath
was Richard dears turn to feel the wrath of the myth truth how do you mean we
of the myth truth how do you mean we
of the myth truth how do you mean we won’t get into specifics but this
won’t get into specifics but this
won’t get into specifics but this utterly astounding legend has the pretty
utterly astounding legend has the pretty
utterly astounding legend has the pretty woman star arriving at the doctor’s
woman star arriving at the doctor’s
woman star arriving at the doctor’s office with a dead gerbil lodged up his
office with a dead gerbil lodged up his
office with a dead gerbil lodged up his bum with some sources stating it was by
bum with some sources stating it was by
bum with some sources stating it was by way of the cardboard from a toilet paper
way of the cardboard from a toilet paper
way of the cardboard from a toilet paper roll impossible relationships my special
roll impossible relationships my special
roll impossible relationships my special gift is impossible relationships
gift is impossible relationships
gift is impossible relationships although unfounded by the end of the 90s
although unfounded by the end of the 90s
although unfounded by the end of the 90s the rodents story had even been
the rodents story had even been
the rodents story had even been referenced in numerous Hollywood films
referenced in numerous Hollywood films
referenced in numerous Hollywood films and still strangely persists today I
and still strangely persists today I
and still strangely persists today I mean it can only hear that Richard Gere
mean it can only hear that Richard Gere
mean it can only hear that Richard Gere gerbil story so many times for you have
gerbil story so many times for you have
gerbil story so many times for you have start believing it number two Rod
start believing it number two Rod
start believing it number two Rod Stewart’s stomach of semen here’s
Stewart’s stomach of semen here’s
Stewart’s stomach of semen here’s another pop culture tale and while Rod
another pop culture tale and while Rod
another pop culture tale and while Rod Stewart has become the one most commonly
Stewart has become the one most commonly
Stewart has become the one most commonly attached chances are you’ve probably
attached chances are you’ve probably
attached chances are you’ve probably heard this story about different
heard this story about different
heard this story about different oversexed musicians over the years
much like the gerbil legend this story
much like the gerbil legend this story makes the rounds simply to question the
makes the rounds simply to question the
makes the rounds simply to question the sexuality of an artist and in a most
sexuality of an artist and in a most
sexuality of an artist and in a most spectacular way there’s my first ever
spectacular way there’s my first ever
spectacular way there’s my first ever sex partner and way back in the early
sex partner and way back in the early
sex partner and way back in the early 60s
60s
60s according to Rod Stewart himself the
according to Rod Stewart himself the
according to Rod Stewart himself the narrative was first introduced by an
narrative was first introduced by an
narrative was first introduced by an angry publicist who spread the rumor
angry publicist who spread the rumor
angry publicist who spread the rumor that the singer had consumed a bit too
that the singer had consumed a bit too
that the singer had consumed a bit too much fluid at a gay bar filled with
much fluid at a gay bar filled with
much fluid at a gay bar filled with sailors you probably get the idea but
sailors you probably get the idea but
sailors you probably get the idea but then again maybe you don’t before we
then again maybe you don’t before we
then again maybe you don’t before we unveil our number one pick here are some
unveil our number one pick here are some
unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions George did you talk
honorable mentions George did you talk
honorable mentions George did you talk to that guy about getting me some more
to that guy about getting me some more
to that guy about getting me some more cigars I told you I’m not gonna do that
cigars I told you I’m not gonna do that
cigars I told you I’m not gonna do that okay well I guess I’m just gonna have to
okay well I guess I’m just gonna have to
okay well I guess I’m just gonna have to take matters into my own hands huh
take matters into my own hands huh
take matters into my own hands huh all right I’ll see you guys
got a high-rise double pump carburetor
got a high-rise double pump carburetor that’s pretty impressive Sam double pun
that’s pretty impressive Sam double pun
that’s pretty impressive Sam double pun it squirts the fuel in so you can go
it squirts the fuel in so you can go
it squirts the fuel in so you can go faster last night I had a dream that
faster last night I had a dream that
faster last night I had a dream that when I got to school I realized I had no
when I got to school I realized I had no
when I got to school I realized I had no clothes on
as they say no one gets out of here
as they say no one gets out of here alive and while nobody can predict the
alive and while nobody can predict the
alive and while nobody can predict the future certainly nobody can imagine a
future certainly nobody can imagine a
future certainly nobody can imagine a scenario in which they are suffocated by
scenario in which they are suffocated by
scenario in which they are suffocated by a good 200 pounds of elephant poo new
a good 200 pounds of elephant poo new
a good 200 pounds of elephant poo new zookeeper happened to be standing right
zookeeper happened to be standing right
zookeeper happened to be standing right in the line of fire he was buried yep
in the line of fire he was buried yep
in the line of fire he was buried yep here’s a story in which a German
here’s a story in which a German
here’s a story in which a German zookeeper attempted to treat his
zookeeper attempted to treat his
zookeeper attempted to treat his constipated African elephant by feeding
constipated African elephant by feeding
constipated African elephant by feeding him a few too many laxatives one half
him a few too many laxatives one half
him a few too many laxatives one half teaspoon for fast effective relief only
teaspoon for fast effective relief only
teaspoon for fast effective relief only to be destroyed by a streaming pile of
to be destroyed by a streaming pile of
to be destroyed by a streaming pile of hot dung sure we all love mr. Hankey but
hot dung sure we all love mr. Hankey but
hot dung sure we all love mr. Hankey but we’d rather not imagine mr. Hankey and a
we’d rather not imagine mr. Hankey and a
we’d rather not imagine mr. Hankey and a couple hundred of his friends being the
couple hundred of his friends being the
couple hundred of his friends being the reason for our untimely demise
reason for our untimely demise
reason for our untimely demise well Shaq’s if I weren’t real could I
well Shaq’s if I weren’t real could I
well Shaq’s if I weren’t real could I sing this jolly Christmas be careful out
sing this jolly Christmas be careful out
sing this jolly Christmas be careful out there
there
there do you agree with our list which urban
do you agree with our list which urban
do you agree with our list which urban legend makes you laugh
KidCo yeah I’ve had days just like this
KidCo yeah I’ve had days just like this too for more mind-blowing top 10s
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