excuse me while I whip this out these lines still kill us even decades later
lines still kill us even decades later
lines still kill us even decades later hey fellas you got something small on
hey fellas you got something small on
hey fellas you got something small on that I just started welcome to
that I just started welcome to
that I just started welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest
down our picks for the top 10 funniest
down our picks for the top 10 funniest movie quotes of the 1970s I was clearly
movie quotes of the 1970s I was clearly
movie quotes of the 1970s I was clearly should be a great seller in California
should be a great seller in California
should be a great seller in California for this list we’re taking a look at the
for this list we’re taking a look at the
for this list we’re taking a look at the most hilarious quotes from 70s movies
most hilarious quotes from 70s movies
most hilarious quotes from 70s movies that have had the most staying power let
that have had the most staying power let
that have had the most staying power let me show you a clip from my latest film
me show you a clip from my latest film
me show you a clip from my latest film where my faulty depth perception kept me
where my faulty depth perception kept me
where my faulty depth perception kept me from yelling cut at the proper time
from yelling cut at the proper time
from yelling cut at the proper time these jokes must be funny without
these jokes must be funny without
these jokes must be funny without context and not simply because of a
context and not simply because of a
context and not simply because of a visual gag or excellent delivery and
visual gag or excellent delivery and
visual gag or excellent delivery and they do not have to be featured in
they do not have to be featured in
they do not have to be featured in comedy movies
this is part of a series of video
this is part of a series of video spanning the decades number ten fat
spanning the decades number ten fat
spanning the decades number ten fat drunken stupid animal house well they’re
drunken stupid animal house well they’re
drunken stupid animal house well they’re not posted yet sir
not posted yet sir
not posted yet sir I’ve seen the stuck-up Orthodox Dean is
I’ve seen the stuck-up Orthodox Dean is
I’ve seen the stuck-up Orthodox Dean is a common figure in college comedies and
a common figure in college comedies and
a common figure in college comedies and Dean Vernon warmer of Animal House just
Dean Vernon warmer of Animal House just
Dean Vernon warmer of Animal House just might be the funniest example of this
might be the funniest example of this
might be the funniest example of this archetype mr. Kruger two C’s two DS and
archetype mr. Kruger two C’s two DS and
archetype mr. Kruger two C’s two DS and an F though it could have been a really
an F though it could have been a really
an F though it could have been a really bland role the screenwriters actually
bland role the screenwriters actually
bland role the screenwriters actually give warmer some great dialogue
give warmer some great dialogue
give warmer some great dialogue especially when he informs the Delta Tau
especially when he informs the Delta Tau
especially when he informs the Delta Tau Chi gang of their abysmal grade point
Chi gang of their abysmal grade point
Chi gang of their abysmal grade point averages it’s a 1.2 grade average
averages it’s a 1.2 grade average
averages it’s a 1.2 grade average congratulations Kroger you’re at the top
congratulations Kroger you’re at the top
congratulations Kroger you’re at the top of the Delta pledge class
of the Delta pledge class
of the Delta pledge class the standout is when he comes to mr.
the standout is when he comes to mr.
the standout is when he comes to mr. Dorfman and gives him some valuable if
Dorfman and gives him some valuable if
Dorfman and gives him some valuable if not insulting advice it’s no way to go
not insulting advice it’s no way to go
not insulting advice it’s no way to go through life but it does make for
through life but it does make for
through life but it does make for hilarious comedy mr. Dorfman hello 0.2
fat drunk and stupid is no way to go
fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life sir
through life sir
through life sir number 9 where the white women at
number 9 where the white women at
number 9 where the white women at Blazing Saddles gotta get in that
Blazing Saddles gotta get in that
Blazing Saddles gotta get in that clothes and find out what’s happening
clothes and find out what’s happening
clothes and find out what’s happening this is a line that’s been repeated
this is a line that’s been repeated
this is a line that’s been repeated countless times in our culture and we
countless times in our culture and we
countless times in our culture and we can thank Blazing Saddles for launching
can thank Blazing Saddles for launching
can thank Blazing Saddles for launching this phrase into mainstream popularity
this phrase into mainstream popularity
this phrase into mainstream popularity there’s our ticket as for the setup
there’s our ticket as for the setup
there’s our ticket as for the setup behind the line it’s a bit like
behind the line it’s a bit like
behind the line it’s a bit like something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon
something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon
something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon with Jim trying to grab the attention of
with Jim trying to grab the attention of
with Jim trying to grab the attention of a couple of KKK members he naturally
a couple of KKK members he naturally
a couple of KKK members he naturally gets their racist blood boiling upon
gets their racist blood boiling upon
gets their racist blood boiling upon whipping out the African American fart
whipping out the African American fart
whipping out the African American fart who delivers this age-old question hey
who delivers this age-old question hey
who delivers this age-old question hey boys look what I got here
hey where two white women at it sounds
hey where two white women at it sounds so wrong but your funny bone tells you
so wrong but your funny bone tells you
so wrong but your funny bone tells you it’s so right pretty I like that number
it’s so right pretty I like that number
it’s so right pretty I like that number eight there’s a person named Eunice
eight there’s a person named Eunice
eight there’s a person named Eunice what’s up doc Rene is not Steve
what’s up doc Rene is not Steve
what’s up doc Rene is not Steve it is Howard Bannister now that I’ve
it is Howard Bannister now that I’ve
it is Howard Bannister now that I’ve told you that I just wish you forget you
told you that I just wish you forget you
told you that I just wish you forget you never heard it speaking of Looney Tunes
never heard it speaking of Looney Tunes
never heard it speaking of Looney Tunes Barbra Streisand’s Judy and what’s up
Barbra Streisand’s Judy and what’s up
Barbra Streisand’s Judy and what’s up doc is like the human incarnation of
doc is like the human incarnation of
doc is like the human incarnation of Bugs Bunny always with something witty
Bugs Bunny always with something witty
Bugs Bunny always with something witty to say why’d you follow me into the
to say why’d you follow me into the
to say why’d you follow me into the drugstore I didn’t follow you into the
drugstore I didn’t follow you into the
drugstore I didn’t follow you into the drugstore I had a headache still have it
drugstore I had a headache still have it
drugstore I had a headache still have it no just as trouble habitually follows
no just as trouble habitually follows
no just as trouble habitually follows Judy everywhere she begins to follow
Judy everywhere she begins to follow
Judy everywhere she begins to follow around the neurotic howard also known as
around the neurotic howard also known as
around the neurotic howard also known as steve I like Steve better anyway
steve I like Steve better anyway
steve I like Steve better anyway obviously you’ve mistaken me for someone
obviously you’ve mistaken me for someone
obviously you’ve mistaken me for someone else now just go away and leave me alone
else now just go away and leave me alone
else now just go away and leave me alone as hard as Howard slash Steve tries he
as hard as Howard slash Steve tries he
as hard as Howard slash Steve tries he can’t shake Judy this is only made more
can’t shake Judy this is only made more
can’t shake Judy this is only made more complicated by the fact that he has a
complicated by the fact that he has a
complicated by the fact that he has a domineering fiancee whose name throws
domineering fiancee whose name throws
domineering fiancee whose name throws Judy for a loop well anybody who names
Judy for a loop well anybody who names
Judy for a loop well anybody who names their daughter Eunice is basically
their daughter Eunice is basically
their daughter Eunice is basically setting her up to be a bossy pants
setting her up to be a bossy pants
setting her up to be a bossy pants Howard see Howard I said five minutes
Howard see Howard I said five minutes
Howard see Howard I said five minutes I’m sorry unis unis that’s a person name
I’m sorry unis unis that’s a person name
I’m sorry unis unis that’s a person name used number seven empty experience love
used number seven empty experience love
used number seven empty experience love and death oh I mean I love you but I’m
and death oh I mean I love you but I’m
and death oh I mean I love you but I’m not in love with you while Woody Allen
not in love with you while Woody Allen
not in love with you while Woody Allen has been writing ingenious dialogue for
has been writing ingenious dialogue for
has been writing ingenious dialogue for several decades the 70s arguably
several decades the 70s arguably
several decades the 70s arguably produced his finest body of comedic
produced his finest body of comedic
produced his finest body of comedic films so you two even know what love
films so you two even know what love
films so you two even know what love means there are many different kinds of
means there are many different kinds of
means there are many different kinds of love Boris Allen’s Boris delivers
love Boris Allen’s Boris delivers
love Boris Allen’s Boris delivers countless witty retorts throughout love
countless witty retorts throughout love
countless witty retorts throughout love and death particularly one concerning
and death particularly one concerning
and death particularly one concerning the village idiot hey Virg insky he was
the village idiot hey Virg insky he was
the village idiot hey Virg insky he was from my village
from my village
from my village he was the village idiot yeah what’d you
he was the village idiot yeah what’d you
he was the village idiot yeah what’d you do place
do place
do place Boris is most well constructed line
Boris is most well constructed line
Boris is most well constructed line however arises from a conversation with
however arises from a conversation with
however arises from a conversation with Diane Keaton Sonja about sex without
Diane Keaton Sonja about sex without
Diane Keaton Sonja about sex without love there’s love between a man and a
love there’s love between a man and a
love there’s love between a man and a woman love between a mother and a son to
woman love between a mother and a son to
woman love between a mother and a son to women let’s not forget my favorite it
women let’s not forget my favorite it
women let’s not forget my favorite it might be an empty experience but Boris
might be an empty experience but Boris
might be an empty experience but Boris pretty much sums up the philosophy of
pretty much sums up the philosophy of
pretty much sums up the philosophy of every man with his hysterical response
every man with his hysterical response
every man with his hysterical response it’s a line that not only makes you
it’s a line that not only makes you
it’s a line that not only makes you laugh but also makes you think sex
laugh but also makes you think sex
laugh but also makes you think sex without love is an empty experience yes
without love is an empty experience yes
without love is an empty experience yes but as empty experiences go it’s one of
but as empty experiences go it’s one of
but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best number six for $1 the jerk
when a carny tries to guess a person’s
when a carny tries to guess a person’s weight their approximation can be very
weight their approximation can be very
weight their approximation can be very embarrassing for the participant and
embarrassing for the participant and
embarrassing for the participant and very funny for all those in the crowd
very funny for all those in the crowd
very funny for all those in the crowd you can walk your cheeks you can stick
you can walk your cheeks you can stick
you can walk your cheeks you can stick out your chest but you’re not going to
out your chest but you’re not going to
out your chest but you’re not going to pull together the socially inept Navin R
pull together the socially inept Navin R
pull together the socially inept Navin R Johnson takes this guessing game to a
Johnson takes this guessing game to a
Johnson takes this guessing game to a new level of awkwardness in the jerk he
new level of awkwardness in the jerk he
new level of awkwardness in the jerk he not only offers to estimate anyone’s
not only offers to estimate anyone’s
not only offers to estimate anyone’s weight and height but their gender –
weight and height but their gender –
weight and height but their gender – that may actually be easier said than
that may actually be easier said than
that may actually be easier said than done with this being a carnival and all
done with this being a carnival and all
done with this being a carnival and all while we would gladly pay $1 to hear
while we would gladly pay $1 to hear
while we would gladly pay $1 to hear n’avons response this clearly isn’t his
n’avons response this clearly isn’t his
n’avons response this clearly isn’t his special purpose wait a minute what’s
special purpose wait a minute what’s
special purpose wait a minute what’s happening to my special purpose
happening to my special purpose
happening to my special purpose number five rub the dirty parts bananas
number five rub the dirty parts bananas
number five rub the dirty parts bananas I love you Oh say it in French Oh please
I love you Oh say it in French Oh please
I love you Oh say it in French Oh please say it in French I don’t know French oh
say it in French I don’t know French oh
say it in French I don’t know French oh please please what about Hebrew while
please please what about Hebrew while
please please what about Hebrew while Woody Allen is often credited as one of
Woody Allen is often credited as one of
Woody Allen is often credited as one of our most talented and distinguished
our most talented and distinguished
our most talented and distinguished comedy writers a number of his funniest
comedy writers a number of his funniest
comedy writers a number of his funniest lines ironically boiled down to dirty
lines ironically boiled down to dirty
lines ironically boiled down to dirty sex jokes I was always very shy when it
sex jokes I was always very shy when it
sex jokes I was always very shy when it came to girls this gem of a line from
came to girls this gem of a line from
came to girls this gem of a line from bananas is a prime example as Allen’s
bananas is a prime example as Allen’s
bananas is a prime example as Allen’s fielding Mellish reminisces about a
fielding Mellish reminisces about a
fielding Mellish reminisces about a pornographic book printed in Braille
pornographic book printed in Braille
pornographic book printed in Braille however when I was a little boy I I went
however when I was a little boy I I went
however when I was a little boy I I went to stole a pornographic book that was
to stole a pornographic book that was
to stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille you wouldn’t think a
printed in Braille you wouldn’t think a
printed in Braille you wouldn’t think a Braille book could ever be as effective
Braille book could ever be as effective
Braille book could ever be as effective as the conventional sort but Mellish
as the conventional sort but Mellish
as the conventional sort but Mellish offers insight on how the blind get off
offers insight on how the blind get off
offers insight on how the blind get off to be fair it does sound much more
to be fair it does sound much more
to be fair it does sound much more intimate is to rub the dirty parts
intimate is to rub the dirty parts
intimate is to rub the dirty parts number four and with the bags Young
number four and with the bags Young
number four and with the bags Young Frankenstein oh but I assist dr.
Frankenstein oh but I assist dr.
Frankenstein oh but I assist dr. Frankenstein ends in laboratory this
Frankenstein ends in laboratory this
Frankenstein ends in laboratory this scene from Mel Brooks 1974 comedy
scene from Mel Brooks 1974 comedy
scene from Mel Brooks 1974 comedy classic finds dr. Frankenstein though
classic finds dr. Frankenstein though
classic finds dr. Frankenstein though sorry dr. Frankenstein in an awkward
sorry dr. Frankenstein in an awkward
sorry dr. Frankenstein in an awkward position as his fiancee visits after he
position as his fiancee visits after he
position as his fiancee visits after he has coitus with his assistant we have
has coitus with his assistant we have
has coitus with his assistant we have intellectual discussions on V as a
intellectual discussions on V as a
intellectual discussions on V as a matter of fact we were just having fun
matter of fact we were just having fun
matter of fact we were just having fun as you were driving but I being stuck in
as you were driving but I being stuck in
as you were driving but I being stuck in the middle of a love triangle has only
the middle of a love triangle has only
the middle of a love triangle has only made more awkward when I Gore enters the
made more awkward when I Gore enters the
made more awkward when I Gore enters the mix asking his hunchbacked servant to
mix asking his hunchbacked servant to
mix asking his hunchbacked servant to help with the bags i Gore misinterprets
help with the bags i Gore misinterprets
help with the bags i Gore misinterprets the request as an invitation to take
the request as an invitation to take
the request as an invitation to take advantage of one of the ladies I go
advantage of one of the ladies I go
advantage of one of the ladies I go would you give me a hand with the bags
would you give me a hand with the bags
would you give me a hand with the bags certainly
certainly
certainly you take the blonde and I’ll take them
you take the blonde and I’ll take them
you take the blonde and I’ll take them on in Italian I Gore’s not her type but
on in Italian I Gore’s not her type but
on in Italian I Gore’s not her type but it turns out that she does have a thing
it turns out that she does have a thing
it turns out that she does have a thing for monsters stop that I’m talking about
for monsters stop that I’m talking about
for monsters stop that I’m talking about the luggage yes master
the luggage yes master
the luggage yes master ladies this way number three don’t knock
ladies this way number three don’t knock
ladies this way number three don’t knock masturbation Annie Hall the old lady at
masturbation Annie Hall the old lady at
masturbation Annie Hall the old lady at the end of the table is it classic
the end of the table is it classic
the end of the table is it classic jew-hater lovers come and go but
jew-hater lovers come and go but
jew-hater lovers come and go but masturbation is forever
masturbation is forever
masturbation is forever Alvy Singer is more interested in
Alvy Singer is more interested in
Alvy Singer is more interested in satisfying himself than his girlfriend
satisfying himself than his girlfriend
satisfying himself than his girlfriend Annie Hall of course that seems to be a
Annie Hall of course that seems to be a
Annie Hall of course that seems to be a case with a lot of guys since these two
case with a lot of guys since these two
case with a lot of guys since these two are having an on-again off-again
are having an on-again off-again
are having an on-again off-again relationship Alvey finds himself
relationship Alvey finds himself
relationship Alvey finds himself sleeping alone much of the time what’s
sleeping alone much of the time what’s
sleeping alone much of the time what’s the difference it’s all mental
the difference it’s all mental
the difference it’s all mental masturbation well now we’re finally
masturbation well now we’re finally
masturbation well now we’re finally getting to subject you know something
getting to subject you know something
getting to subject you know something about even when he and Annie are going
about even when he and Annie are going
about even when he and Annie are going through a rough patch however Alvey
through a rough patch however Alvey
through a rough patch however Alvey takes comfort in the fact that he can
takes comfort in the fact that he can
takes comfort in the fact that he can always spend time in the company of
always spend time in the company of
always spend time in the company of someone he loves hey don’t knock
someone he loves hey don’t knock
someone he loves hey don’t knock masturbation it’s sex with someone I
masturbation it’s sex with someone I
masturbation it’s sex with someone I love
love
love masturbation yet another highly
masturbation yet another highly
masturbation yet another highly fulfilling empty experienced sex with
fulfilling empty experienced sex with
fulfilling empty experienced sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experience
you is really a Kafkaesque experience
you is really a Kafkaesque experience thank you I mean that is a concrete
thank you I mean that is a concrete
thank you I mean that is a concrete number two you know morons Blazing
number two you know morons Blazing
number two you know morons Blazing Saddles what did you expect welcome
Saddles what did you expect welcome
Saddles what did you expect welcome Sonny make yourself at home
Sonny make yourself at home
Sonny make yourself at home Blazing Saddles is full of so many
Blazing Saddles is full of so many
Blazing Saddles is full of so many quotable lines that it couldn’t be
quotable lines that it couldn’t be
quotable lines that it couldn’t be limited to just one entry on this list
limited to just one entry on this list
limited to just one entry on this list marry my daughter you got to remember
marry my daughter you got to remember
marry my daughter you got to remember that these are just simple farmers while
that these are just simple farmers while
that these are just simple farmers while the film takes a lot of edgy shots at
the film takes a lot of edgy shots at
the film takes a lot of edgy shots at african-americans it takes just as many
african-americans it takes just as many
african-americans it takes just as many at racists upon having the n-word
at racists upon having the n-word
at racists upon having the n-word spouted at him
spouted at him
spouted at him Bart naturally feels down in the dumps
Bart naturally feels down in the dumps
Bart naturally feels down in the dumps these are people of the land the common
these are people of the land the common
these are people of the land the common clay of the new West Jim attempts to put
clay of the new West Jim attempts to put
clay of the new West Jim attempts to put a smile on the sheriff’s face reminding
a smile on the sheriff’s face reminding
a smile on the sheriff’s face reminding him that these are just simple people of
him that these are just simple people of
him that these are just simple people of the new West or something even more
the new West or something even more
the new West or something even more blunt that hilariously epitomizes
blunt that hilariously epitomizes
blunt that hilariously epitomizes bigotry in a nutshell you know whoa
before we crack up at our top pick here
before we crack up at our top pick here are some honorable mentions ah a bear in
are some honorable mentions ah a bear in
are some honorable mentions ah a bear in his natural habitat
his natural habitat
his natural habitat a Studebaker this isn’t a hospital cited
a Studebaker this isn’t a hospital cited
a Studebaker this isn’t a hospital cited item your vote
item your vote
item your vote hey Yankees you can take your apology Oh
hey Yankees you can take your apology Oh
hey Yankees you can take your apology Oh your trophy and shove it up your ass
your trophy and shove it up your ass
your trophy and shove it up your ass hello number one your mother was a
hello number one your mother was a
hello number one your mother was a hamster Monty Python and the Holy Grail
hamster Monty Python and the Holy Grail
hamster Monty Python and the Holy Grail hello I know it was tempting to
hello I know it was tempting to
hello I know it was tempting to recognize a certain line from Life of
recognize a certain line from Life of
recognize a certain line from Life of Brian here oh he’s not the Messiah he’s
Brian here oh he’s not the Messiah he’s
Brian here oh he’s not the Messiah he’s a very naughty boy
a very naughty boy
a very naughty boy now go away but we simply had to give
now go away but we simply had to give
now go away but we simply had to give this spot to the taunting French guard
this spot to the taunting French guard
this spot to the taunting French guard from Monty Python and the Holy Grail you
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail you
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail you are English
are English
are English types it well what are you then I’m
types it well what are you then I’m
types it well what are you then I’m French what do you think I have this
French what do you think I have this
French what do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly King we’ve
outrageous accent you silly King we’ve
outrageous accent you silly King we’ve heard some bizarre insults in our time
heard some bizarre insults in our time
heard some bizarre insults in our time but only the comedic geniuses of Monty
but only the comedic geniuses of Monty
but only the comedic geniuses of Monty Python would ever think to compare
Python would ever think to compare
Python would ever think to compare someone’s mother to a hamster and insult
someone’s mother to a hamster and insult
someone’s mother to a hamster and insult their fathers elderberry stench I taught
their fathers elderberry stench I taught
their fathers elderberry stench I taught in your dinner direction your mother was
in your dinner direction your mother was
in your dinner direction your mother was a hamster and your father’s mate of
a hamster and your father’s mate of
a hamster and your father’s mate of elderberry it’s hard to explain just why
elderberry it’s hard to explain just why
elderberry it’s hard to explain just why this line makes people die with laughter
this line makes people die with laughter
this line makes people die with laughter every time but we can’t help but
every time but we can’t help but
every time but we can’t help but constantly quote it is there someone
constantly quote it is there someone
constantly quote it is there someone else up there we could talk to and no
else up there we could talk to and no
else up there we could talk to and no now go away or I shall taunt you a
now go away or I shall taunt you a
now go away or I shall taunt you a second timer do you agree with our list
second timer do you agree with our list
second timer do you agree with our list what do you think is the funniest movie
what do you think is the funniest movie
what do you think is the funniest movie quote of the 70s picture NEBOSH claw
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