he may not be the brightest guy in Springfield but he sure has a way with
Springfield but he sure has a way with
Springfield but he sure has a way with words
words
words welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest Homer Simpson quotes you’ll
funniest Homer Simpson quotes you’ll
funniest Homer Simpson quotes you’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a toe
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the funniest most quotable things that
the funniest most quotable things that donut loving cartoon patriarch has said
donut loving cartoon patriarch has said
donut loving cartoon patriarch has said throughout the Simpsons extremely long
throughout the Simpsons extremely long
throughout the Simpsons extremely long run on TV we will however be excluding
run on TV we will however be excluding
run on TV we will however be excluding recurring catchphrases so don’t expect
recurring catchphrases so don’t expect
recurring catchphrases so don’t expect to be hearing don’t hear number 10 you
to be hearing don’t hear number 10 you
to be hearing don’t hear number 10 you don’t win friends with salad I’m trying
don’t win friends with salad I’m trying
don’t win friends with salad I’m trying to impress people here Lisa
to impress people here Lisa
to impress people here Lisa you don’t win friends with salad when
you don’t win friends with salad when
you don’t win friends with salad when Lisa decides to become a vegetarian she
Lisa decides to become a vegetarian she
Lisa decides to become a vegetarian she meets with resistance from pretty much
meets with resistance from pretty much
meets with resistance from pretty much everyone in town especially her meat
everyone in town especially her meat
everyone in town especially her meat loving dad I can’t you poor little lamb
loving dad I can’t you poor little lamb
loving dad I can’t you poor little lamb when she suggests that he not served
when she suggests that he not served
when she suggests that he not served meat at a barbecue he was planning yeah
meat at a barbecue he was planning yeah
meat at a barbecue he was planning yeah can’t you have some other kind of party
can’t you have some other kind of party
can’t you have some other kind of party one way you don’t serve meat Homer
one way you don’t serve meat Homer
one way you don’t serve meat Homer laughs off the suggestion and neatly
laughs off the suggestion and neatly
laughs off the suggestion and neatly sums up the then-current thinking on the
sums up the then-current thinking on the
sums up the then-current thinking on the social Impractical ‘ti of not eating or
social Impractical ‘ti of not eating or
social Impractical ‘ti of not eating or serving meat the quotes so catchy that
serving meat the quotes so catchy that
serving meat the quotes so catchy that Bart even turns it into a mini musical
Bart even turns it into a mini musical
Bart even turns it into a mini musical number which the whole family takes
number which the whole family takes
number which the whole family takes pardon except of course for Lisa
number nine stupider like a fox Homer is
number nine stupider like a fox Homer is a proud man one who’s prone to arguing
a proud man one who’s prone to arguing
a proud man one who’s prone to arguing and unafraid of conflict when the
and unafraid of conflict when the
and unafraid of conflict when the situation calls for it he isn’t above
situation calls for it he isn’t above
situation calls for it he isn’t above busting out some old idioms to come
busting out some old idioms to come
busting out some old idioms to come across as tough unfortunately he rarely
across as tough unfortunately he rarely
across as tough unfortunately he rarely gets these time-honored expressions
gets these time-honored expressions
gets these time-honored expressions right and without taking time to think
right and without taking time to think
right and without taking time to think of how they apply to a situation the
of how they apply to a situation the
of how they apply to a situation the resulting quotes are often comedic gold
resulting quotes are often comedic gold
resulting quotes are often comedic gold you must be stupider than you look
you must be stupider than you look
you must be stupider than you look stupider like bucks in an attempt to
stupider like bucks in an attempt to
stupider like bucks in an attempt to one-up the Shelbyville junkyard owner
one-up the Shelbyville junkyard owner
one-up the Shelbyville junkyard owner whose son has stolen the Springfield
whose son has stolen the Springfield
whose son has stolen the Springfield lemon tree Homer delivers this doozy of
lemon tree Homer delivers this doozy of
lemon tree Homer delivers this doozy of a quote completely oblivious to the fact
a quote completely oblivious to the fact
a quote completely oblivious to the fact that he has in fact reinforced what his
that he has in fact reinforced what his
that he has in fact reinforced what his adversary has said and
adversary has said and
adversary has said and done so with gusto now if you’ll excuse
done so with gusto now if you’ll excuse
done so with gusto now if you’ll excuse me all this talk has made me hungry
number eight five days but I’m mad now
number eight five days but I’m mad now surely you can’t put a price on your
surely you can’t put a price on your
surely you can’t put a price on your family’s lives I wouldn’t touch so
family’s lives I wouldn’t touch so
family’s lives I wouldn’t touch so either but here we are one of the
either but here we are one of the
either but here we are one of the strengths of The Simpsons is the show’s
strengths of The Simpsons is the show’s
strengths of The Simpsons is the show’s ability to address complex social issues
ability to address complex social issues
ability to address complex social issues and boil them down to simple yet
and boil them down to simple yet
and boil them down to simple yet hilarious concepts and statements you
hilarious concepts and statements you
hilarious concepts and statements you did there peace of mind and peace of
did there peace of mind and peace of
did there peace of mind and peace of mind is what you shall have elected by
mind is what you shall have elected by
mind is what you shall have elected by your deadliest gun please
your deadliest gun please
your deadliest gun please in a season 9 episode Homer thinks he
in a season 9 episode Homer thinks he
in a season 9 episode Homer thinks he needs to buy a gun to protect his family
needs to buy a gun to protect his family
needs to buy a gun to protect his family whoa careful there Annie Oakley I got a
whoa careful there Annie Oakley I got a
whoa careful there Annie Oakley I got a gun
gun
gun after a funny exchange with the gun
after a funny exchange with the gun
after a funny exchange with the gun store owner in which he pretty
store owner in which he pretty
store owner in which he pretty succinctly proves that he isn’t
succinctly proves that he isn’t
succinctly proves that he isn’t responsible enough to own a firearm
responsible enough to own a firearm
responsible enough to own a firearm Homer reaffirms his impatience with this
Homer reaffirms his impatience with this
Homer reaffirms his impatience with this hilarious line we’ve got to run a
hilarious line we’ve got to run a
hilarious line we’ve got to run a background check yes but I met no
background check yes but I met no
background check yes but I met no expressing his desires without second
expressing his desires without second
expressing his desires without second thought Omar unintentionally hammers
thought Omar unintentionally hammers
thought Omar unintentionally hammers home the very thing that makes
home the very thing that makes
home the very thing that makes government mandated waiting periods so
government mandated waiting periods so
government mandated waiting periods so important anyone who wants a gun
important anyone who wants a gun
important anyone who wants a gun immediately really shouldn’t get one I
immediately really shouldn’t get one I
immediately really shouldn’t get one I have a gun
have a gun
have a gun it’s in the Constitution number seven
it’s in the Constitution number seven
it’s in the Constitution number seven I’m normally not a praying man but if
I’m normally not a praying man but if
I’m normally not a praying man but if you’re up there please save me Superman
you’re up there please save me Superman
you’re up there please save me Superman normally but if you’re up there please
normally but if you’re up there please
normally but if you’re up there please save me this quote from a season 9
save me this quote from a season 9
save me this quote from a season 9 episode in which Lisa goes missing and
episode in which Lisa goes missing and
episode in which Lisa goes missing and Homer tries to find her is a clever fake
Homer tries to find her is a clever fake
Homer tries to find her is a clever fake out on the part of the writers we start
out on the part of the writers we start
out on the part of the writers we start to think that Homer who is in quite a
to think that Homer who is in quite a
to think that Homer who is in quite a predicament is going to go out of
predicament is going to go out of
predicament is going to go out of character and he does stupid wrists are
character and he does stupid wrists are
character and he does stupid wrists are what make life worth living for a moment
what make life worth living for a moment
what make life worth living for a moment he actually starts to pray but then he
he actually starts to pray but then he
he actually starts to pray but then he turns back into the same pop culture
turns back into the same pop culture
turns back into the same pop culture influenced and hilarious Homer we all
influenced and hilarious Homer we all
influenced and hilarious Homer we all quote and love by invoking Superman as
quote and love by invoking Superman as
quote and love by invoking Superman as his Savior in a scene that’s also
his Savior in a scene that’s also
his Savior in a scene that’s also reminiscent of one in Superman too
reminiscent of one in Superman too
reminiscent of one in Superman too number six weaseling out of things is
number six weaseling out of things is
number six weaseling out of things is important to learn it’s what separates
important to learn it’s what separates
important to learn it’s what separates us from the animals
us from the animals
us from the animals except the weasel stupid poetic justice
except the weasel stupid poetic justice
except the weasel stupid poetic justice this season five quote really shows how
this season five quote really shows how
this season five quote really shows how homers thought process works after Bart
homers thought process works after Bart
homers thought process works after Bart joins the junior campers in a sugar
joins the junior campers in a sugar
joins the junior campers in a sugar induced haze and wants to renege on his
induced haze and wants to renege on his
induced haze and wants to renege on his promise homers well-intentioned parental
promise homers well-intentioned parental
promise homers well-intentioned parental instincts kick in and he gives what he
instincts kick in and he gives what he
instincts kick in and he gives what he thinks is sound advice weaseling other
thinks is sound advice weaseling other
thinks is sound advice weaseling other things is important to learn it’s what
things is important to learn it’s what
things is important to learn it’s what separates us from the animals
separates us from the animals
separates us from the animals JEP the weasel well he doesn’t realize
JEP the weasel well he doesn’t realize
JEP the weasel well he doesn’t realize the obvious moral flaw he does see the
the obvious moral flaw he does see the
the obvious moral flaw he does see the logical one and adds an addendum to a
logical one and adds an addendum to a
logical one and adds an addendum to a statement it’s this kind of well-meaning
statement it’s this kind of well-meaning
statement it’s this kind of well-meaning oblivious confidence that makes us love
oblivious confidence that makes us love
oblivious confidence that makes us love Homer and makes this quote so funny
Homer and makes this quote so funny
Homer and makes this quote so funny [Music]
number five release the dogs or the bees
number five release the dogs or the bees are the dogs with these in their mouths
are the dogs with these in their mouths
are the dogs with these in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at
and when they bark they shoot bees at
and when they bark they shoot bees at you yeah I suggest you leave immediately
you yeah I suggest you leave immediately
you yeah I suggest you leave immediately when you’re rich boss takes your son as
when you’re rich boss takes your son as
when you’re rich boss takes your son as his own a father only has one choice go
his own a father only has one choice go
his own a father only has one choice go get him or what you’ll release the dogs
get him or what you’ll release the dogs
get him or what you’ll release the dogs or the bees or the dogs with bees in
or the bees or the dogs with bees in
or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they park their
their mouths and when they park their
their mouths and when they park their cute bees at you this gem of a line from
cute bees at you this gem of a line from
cute bees at you this gem of a line from Homer was the perfect sarcastic response
Homer was the perfect sarcastic response
Homer was the perfect sarcastic response to what he and all of us watching
to what he and all of us watching
to what he and all of us watching suspected would be mr. Burnes reaction
suspected would be mr. Burnes reaction
suspected would be mr. Burnes reaction to Homer’s rescue attempts since
to Homer’s rescue attempts since
to Homer’s rescue attempts since ordering Smithers to release the hounds
ordering Smithers to release the hounds
ordering Smithers to release the hounds is what the evil billionaire generally
is what the evil billionaire generally
is what the evil billionaire generally does when visited by an unwelcome guest
does when visited by an unwelcome guest
does when visited by an unwelcome guest homers assumption that Burns would take
homers assumption that Burns would take
homers assumption that Burns would take it to the next level in this scenario
it to the next level in this scenario
it to the next level in this scenario was a fair one but ultimately incorrect
was a fair one but ultimately incorrect
was a fair one but ultimately incorrect in a cold move burns and Smithers simply
in a cold move burns and Smithers simply
in a cold move burns and Smithers simply close the door on the desperate father’s
close the door on the desperate father’s
close the door on the desperate father’s face an outcome that no one saw coming
face an outcome that no one saw coming
face an outcome that no one saw coming number four first you get the sugar then
number four first you get the sugar then
number four first you get the sugar then you get the power then you get the women
you get the power then you get the women
you get the power then you get the women strong mice protectively this famous
strong mice protectively this famous
strong mice protectively this famous Homer Simpson quote is actually a
Homer Simpson quote is actually a
Homer Simpson quote is actually a tribute to another pop-culture icon when
tribute to another pop-culture icon when
tribute to another pop-culture icon when Homer hopes for a big score and the
Homer hopes for a big score and the
Homer hopes for a big score and the sugar racket and Marge is worried about
sugar racket and Marge is worried about
sugar racket and Marge is worried about him Homer defends himself by delivering
him Homer defends himself by delivering
him Homer defends himself by delivering a variation of a line said by Al
a variation of a line said by Al
a variation of a line said by Al Pacino’s Tony Montana in the film
Pacino’s Tony Montana in the film
Pacino’s Tony Montana in the film Scarface then way to get the money you
Scarface then way to get the money you
Scarface then way to get the money you get a pow
get a pow
get a pow are we gonna power manual of course
are we gonna power manual of course
are we gonna power manual of course Montana was talking about money which
Montana was talking about money which
Montana was talking about money which the gangster made selling a different
the gangster made selling a different
the gangster made selling a different white powdery substance but the omage is
white powdery substance but the omage is
white powdery substance but the omage is clear in a testament to homers influence
clear in a testament to homers influence
clear in a testament to homers influence though over the years his funny version
though over the years his funny version
though over the years his funny version became just as iconic as the original
became just as iconic as the original
became just as iconic as the original first to get their sugar then you’ll get
first to get their sugar then you’ll get
first to get their sugar then you’ll get the power then you’ll get women number
the power then you’ll get women number
the power then you’ll get women number three I am so smart SMRT I mean Smar t
three I am so smart SMRT I mean Smar t
three I am so smart SMRT I mean Smar t only here are the responses from the
only here are the responses from the
only here are the responses from the college’s you applied to don’t leave it
college’s you applied to don’t leave it
college’s you applied to don’t leave it to Homer and is frequently unwarranted
to Homer and is frequently unwarranted
to Homer and is frequently unwarranted boasting to make an unintentionally
boasting to make an unintentionally
boasting to make an unintentionally hilarious statement on how we view
hilarious statement on how we view
hilarious statement on how we view education particularly how we prioritize
education particularly how we prioritize
education particularly how we prioritize a piece of paper over actual knowledge
when the Simpson family patriarch is
when the Simpson family patriarch is headed back to college to complete a
headed back to college to complete a
headed back to college to complete a nuclear physics course he’s so excited
nuclear physics course he’s so excited
nuclear physics course he’s so excited that he lights his high school diploma
that he lights his high school diploma
that he lights his high school diploma on fire a fire that spreads to the wall
on fire a fire that spreads to the wall
on fire a fire that spreads to the wall it hangs on Oh while singing about how
it hangs on Oh while singing about how
it hangs on Oh while singing about how smart he is he of course doesn’t quite
smart he is he of course doesn’t quite
smart he is he of course doesn’t quite get the spelling right hey I mean ma RT
get the spelling right hey I mean ma RT
get the spelling right hey I mean ma RT the fact that the line is actually a
the fact that the line is actually a
the fact that the line is actually a mistake made by homers voice actor dan
mistake made by homers voice actor dan
mistake made by homers voice actor dan Castellaneta that was left in only makes
Castellaneta that was left in only makes
Castellaneta that was left in only makes it more funny number two kids you tried
it more funny number two kids you tried
it more funny number two kids you tried your best and you failed miserably the
your best and you failed miserably the
your best and you failed miserably the lesson is never try when Homer is having
lesson is never try when Homer is having
lesson is never try when Homer is having a great time laughing at his kids
a great time laughing at his kids
a great time laughing at his kids misfortunes those of Bart in particular
misfortunes those of Bart in particular
misfortunes those of Bart in particular completely ignoring the fact that he’s
completely ignoring the fact that he’s
completely ignoring the fact that he’s the one who put them in the situation in
the one who put them in the situation in
the one who put them in the situation in the first place Marge interrupts with a
the first place Marge interrupts with a
the first place Marge interrupts with a suggestion something you’d like to say
suggestion something you’d like to say
suggestion something you’d like to say she remarks to her husband that perhaps
she remarks to her husband that perhaps
she remarks to her husband that perhaps this would be a good time for some words
this would be a good time for some words
this would be a good time for some words of reassuring wisdom what she Bart Lisa
of reassuring wisdom what she Bart Lisa
of reassuring wisdom what she Bart Lisa and the audience get instead is a
and the audience get instead is a
and the audience get instead is a classic Homer line kids you tried your
classic Homer line kids you tried your
classic Homer line kids you tried your best and you failed miserably the lesson
best and you failed miserably the lesson
best and you failed miserably the lesson is never try true to his character
is never try true to his character
is never try true to his character it starts off typically before taking a
it starts off typically before taking a
it starts off typically before taking a serious left turn to make it downright
serious left turn to make it downright
serious left turn to make it downright terrible parenting
terrible parenting
terrible parenting it sure is funny before we unveil our
it sure is funny before we unveil our
it sure is funny before we unveil our number one tick here are some honorable
number one tick here are some honorable
number one tick here are some honorable mentions Pisa if you don’t like your job
mentions Pisa if you don’t like your job
mentions Pisa if you don’t like your job you don’t strike you just go in every
you don’t strike you just go in every
you don’t strike you just go in every day and do it really half-assed that’s
day and do it really half-assed that’s
day and do it really half-assed that’s the American Way no operator give me the
the American Way no operator give me the
the American Way no operator give me the number for 911 stupid sexy Flanders
number for 911 stupid sexy Flanders
number for 911 stupid sexy Flanders number one to alcohol the cause of and
number one to alcohol the cause of and
number one to alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems now
solution to all of life’s problems now
solution to all of life’s problems now don’t say that oka Hall is a way of life
don’t say that oka Hall is a way of life
don’t say that oka Hall is a way of life alcohol is my way of life and I aim to
alcohol is my way of life and I aim to
alcohol is my way of life and I aim to keep it
keep it
keep it it’s a one-line statement that perfectly
it’s a one-line statement that perfectly
it’s a one-line statement that perfectly sums up not only his character but also
sums up not only his character but also
sums up not only his character but also the ambiguous moral lesson of this
the ambiguous moral lesson of this
the ambiguous moral lesson of this classic episode when Springfield bans
classic episode when Springfield bans
classic episode when Springfield bans alcohol and then reverses its decision
alcohol and then reverses its decision
alcohol and then reverses its decision thanks to Homer temporarily becoming a
thanks to Homer temporarily becoming a
thanks to Homer temporarily becoming a prohibition-era beer Baron the town
prohibition-era beer Baron the town
prohibition-era beer Baron the town celebrates with the booze that the mob
celebrates with the booze that the mob
celebrates with the booze that the mob is able to provide so quickly you’re out
is able to provide so quickly you’re out
is able to provide so quickly you’re out there somewhere beer Baron and I’ll find
there somewhere beer Baron and I’ll find
there somewhere beer Baron and I’ll find you instead of moralizing Homer delivers
you instead of moralizing Homer delivers
you instead of moralizing Homer delivers an episode closing line that’s as
an episode closing line that’s as
an episode closing line that’s as passionate as it is matter of fact
passionate as it is matter of fact
passionate as it is matter of fact neutral and depressingly honest though
neutral and depressingly honest though
neutral and depressingly honest though it may be a bleak outlook on life it
it may be a bleak outlook on life it
it may be a bleak outlook on life it sure makes for a hilariously quotable
sure makes for a hilariously quotable
sure makes for a hilariously quotable line the causal and solution to all of
line the causal and solution to all of
line the causal and solution to all of life’s problems do you agree with our
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