they ain’t even gonna touch me they’re not gonna feel me
not gonna feel me
not gonna feel me and I didn’t gonna smell me I don’t care
and I didn’t gonna smell me I don’t care
and I didn’t gonna smell me I don’t care if this is if it’s the t-rex or the
if this is if it’s the t-rex or the
if this is if it’s the t-rex or the Terminator out there chasing me I got
Terminator out there chasing me I got
Terminator out there chasing me I got this invisible juice unless I turn it on
this invisible juice unless I turn it on
this invisible juice unless I turn it on I’m gone when real-life disappointed us
I’m gone when real-life disappointed us
I’m gone when real-life disappointed us these athletes were there to prove that
these athletes were there to prove that
these athletes were there to prove that dreams can come true welcome to
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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten fictional
down our picks for the top ten fictional
down our picks for the top ten fictional movie pro athletes I’ve never seen
movie pro athletes I’ve never seen
movie pro athletes I’ve never seen anything like this neither have I
anything like this neither have I
anything like this neither have I strange day out here windswept fields
strange day out here windswept fields
strange day out here windswept fields for this list we’re looking at entirely
for this list we’re looking at entirely
for this list we’re looking at entirely fictional athletes and by Pro we’re
fictional athletes and by Pro we’re
fictional athletes and by Pro we’re referring to anything that excludes
referring to anything that excludes
referring to anything that excludes academic related sports so basically if
academic related sports so basically if
academic related sports so basically if they eventually get paid to play they’re
they eventually get paid to play they’re
they eventually get paid to play they’re eligible no representations of real
eligible no representations of real
eligible no representations of real athletes or fictional sports allowed as
athletes or fictional sports allowed as
athletes or fictional sports allowed as they deserve their own lists sorry
they deserve their own lists sorry
they deserve their own lists sorry Victor Krum
and since the entire careers of these
and since the entire careers of these athletes are being considered there may
athletes are being considered there may
athletes are being considered there may be a few spoilers ahead so spoiler alert
be a few spoilers ahead so spoiler alert
be a few spoilers ahead so spoiler alert yeah we’d like that number 10 Randy the
yeah we’d like that number 10 Randy the
yeah we’d like that number 10 Randy the RAM Robinson the wrestler doc I’m a
RAM Robinson the wrestler doc I’m a
RAM Robinson the wrestler doc I’m a professional wrestler that’s not a good
professional wrestler that’s not a good
professional wrestler that’s not a good idea kicking off our list is 80s
idea kicking off our list is 80s
idea kicking off our list is 80s wrestling has been Randy the RAM
wrestling has been Randy the RAM
wrestling has been Randy the RAM Robinson
real name Robin REMS insky he hopes to
real name Robin REMS insky he hopes to be able to recapture his former glory
be able to recapture his former glory
be able to recapture his former glory and takes on matches that strain his
and takes on matches that strain his
and takes on matches that strain his already deteriorating health what is
already deteriorating health what is
already deteriorating health what is your heart you need to start taking
your heart you need to start taking
your heart you need to start taking better care of it like how what do I do
better care of it like how what do I do
better care of it like how what do I do realizing he probably can’t wrestle any
realizing he probably can’t wrestle any
realizing he probably can’t wrestle any longer
longer
longer Randy retires and tries to turn his life
Randy retires and tries to turn his life
Randy retires and tries to turn his life around
around
around attempting to reconcile with his
attempting to reconcile with his
attempting to reconcile with his estranged daughter and bond with a
estranged daughter and bond with a
estranged daughter and bond with a potential new love interest
potential new love interest
potential new love interest you know this life you could lose
you know this life you could lose
you know this life you could lose everything you love everything that
everything you love everything that
everything you love everything that loves you however his past keeps coming
loves you however his past keeps coming
loves you however his past keeps coming back to haunt him and despite his heart
back to haunt him and despite his heart
back to haunt him and despite his heart condition Randy goes back into the ring
condition Randy goes back into the ring
condition Randy goes back into the ring to face his biggest rival and his
to face his biggest rival and his
to face his biggest rival and his passion for the sport
and now we have reg Dunlop the player /
and now we have reg Dunlop the player / coach of the Charlestown Chiefs hockey
coach of the Charlestown Chiefs hockey
coach of the Charlestown Chiefs hockey team she’s a dyke I know I know
team she’s a dyke I know I know
team she’s a dyke I know I know while not an especially skilled player
while not an especially skilled player
while not an especially skilled player or even a good coach for that matter
or even a good coach for that matter
or even a good coach for that matter Dunlop portrayed by the iconic Paul
Dunlop portrayed by the iconic Paul
Dunlop portrayed by the iconic Paul Newman does whatever it takes to prevent
Newman does whatever it takes to prevent
Newman does whatever it takes to prevent his team from folding you guys are
his team from folding you guys are
his team from folding you guys are Hanson’s fucking machine took my quarter
Hanson’s fucking machine took my quarter
Hanson’s fucking machine took my quarter this includes playing the maniacal
this includes playing the maniacal
this includes playing the maniacal Hanson brothers to help increase
Hanson brothers to help increase
Hanson brothers to help increase attendance
where was Jeff for Jackson while his
where was Jeff for Jackson while his attempt to play quote old-time hockey in
attempt to play quote old-time hockey in
attempt to play quote old-time hockey in the championship game fails Dunlop
the championship game fails Dunlop
the championship game fails Dunlop ultimately leads his team to victory and
ultimately leads his team to victory and
ultimately leads his team to victory and accepts a position as head coach of the
accepts a position as head coach of the
accepts a position as head coach of the Minnesota night Hawks things don’t work
Minnesota night Hawks things don’t work
Minnesota night Hawks things don’t work out you can always get in touch with me
out you can always get in touch with me
out you can always get in touch with me in Minneapolis by Reggie I can make a
in Minneapolis by Reggie I can make a
in Minneapolis by Reggie I can make a goddamn fortune number eight Ricky
goddamn fortune number eight Ricky
goddamn fortune number eight Ricky Vaughn major-league top of the sixth and
Vaughn major-league top of the sixth and
Vaughn major-league top of the sixth and rookie sensation Ricky Vaughn on the
rookie sensation Ricky Vaughn on the
rookie sensation Ricky Vaughn on the pitch now wild thing you make our heart
pitch now wild thing you make our heart
pitch now wild thing you make our heart sing huh this flame throwing pitcher
sing huh this flame throwing pitcher
sing huh this flame throwing pitcher played by Charlie Sheen could throw the
played by Charlie Sheen could throw the
played by Charlie Sheen could throw the ball 100 miles an hour but nowhere near
ball 100 miles an hour but nowhere near
ball 100 miles an hour but nowhere near the plate just a bit outside earning him
the plate just a bit outside earning him
the plate just a bit outside earning him the wild thing nickname luckily for the
the wild thing nickname luckily for the
the wild thing nickname luckily for the Cleveland Indians all he needed was a
Cleveland Indians all he needed was a
Cleveland Indians all he needed was a pair of glasses yo man they look nice I
pair of glasses yo man they look nice I
pair of glasses yo man they look nice I had a pair just like him well after the
had a pair just like him well after the
had a pair just like him well after the game I’m gonna pick out a pair that’s
game I’m gonna pick out a pair that’s
game I’m gonna pick out a pair that’s more me now able to see clearly
more me now able to see clearly
more me now able to see clearly Vaughn becomes the Indians best pitcher
Vaughn becomes the Indians best pitcher
Vaughn becomes the Indians best pitcher Wild Thing delivers and plays a huge
Wild Thing delivers and plays a huge
Wild Thing delivers and plays a huge role in securing a victory in a one-game
role in securing a victory in a one-game
role in securing a victory in a one-game playoff versus the New York Yankees by
playoff versus the New York Yankees by
playoff versus the New York Yankees by striking out Slugger clew Haywood with
striking out Slugger clew Haywood with
striking out Slugger clew Haywood with the bases loaded
number seven Roy Hobbs the natural this
number seven Roy Hobbs the natural this is Roy Hobbs he may have only played one
is Roy Hobbs he may have only played one
is Roy Hobbs he may have only played one year in the big leagues but that season
year in the big leagues but that season
year in the big leagues but that season was enough to convince us that Roy Hobbs
was enough to convince us that Roy Hobbs
was enough to convince us that Roy Hobbs would have been one of the greatest
would have been one of the greatest
would have been one of the greatest players in baseball history that is if
players in baseball history that is if
players in baseball history that is if he hadn’t been shot by a crazy lady as a
he hadn’t been shot by a crazy lady as a
he hadn’t been shot by a crazy lady as a late team that’s you
late team that’s you
late team that’s you nice young boy half naked lady lying in
nice young boy half naked lady lying in
nice young boy half naked lady lying in the street you in her room equipped with
the street you in her room equipped with
the street you in her room equipped with his trusty bat Wonder Boy
his trusty bat Wonder Boy
his trusty bat Wonder Boy Hobbs could literally hit the cover off
Hobbs could literally hit the cover off
Hobbs could literally hit the cover off the ball which name of his bat
the ball which name of his bat
the ball which name of his bat Wonder Boy he could also create his own
Wonder Boy he could also create his own
Wonder Boy he could also create his own fireworks after he hit a home run named
fireworks after he hit a home run named
fireworks after he hit a home run named us a professional baseball player that
us a professional baseball player that
us a professional baseball player that could do that
number six Ricky Bobby Talladega Nights
number six Ricky Bobby Talladega Nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby is
The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby is
The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby is not a thinker Ricky Bobby is a driver he
not a thinker Ricky Bobby is a driver he
not a thinker Ricky Bobby is a driver he is a doer it’s hard to make it as a
is a doer it’s hard to make it as a
is a doer it’s hard to make it as a professional athlete without a lot of
professional athlete without a lot of
professional athlete without a lot of confidence or is that arrogance when it
confidence or is that arrogance when it
confidence or is that arrogance when it comes to Ricky Bobby it’s usually the
comes to Ricky Bobby it’s usually the
comes to Ricky Bobby it’s usually the latter well deck here’s the deal I’m the
latter well deck here’s the deal I’m the
latter well deck here’s the deal I’m the best there is plain simple I mean I wake
best there is plain simple I mean I wake
best there is plain simple I mean I wake up in the morning I kissed excellence
up in the morning I kissed excellence
up in the morning I kissed excellence and nobody can hang with my stuff
and nobody can hang with my stuff
and nobody can hang with my stuff you know I’m just a just a big hairy
you know I’m just a just a big hairy
you know I’m just a just a big hairy American waiting machine played by the
American waiting machine played by the
American waiting machine played by the delightful Will Ferrell the man with two
delightful Will Ferrell the man with two
delightful Will Ferrell the man with two first names is one of Nascars best
first names is one of Nascars best
first names is one of Nascars best drivers and he only knows how to do one
drivers and he only knows how to do one
drivers and he only knows how to do one thing when it’s not your tailpipe it’s a
thing when it’s not your tailpipe it’s a
thing when it’s not your tailpipe it’s a little bit of Jay he even shows he’s
little bit of Jay he even shows he’s
little bit of Jay he even shows he’s capable of overcoming adversity this
capable of overcoming adversity this
capable of overcoming adversity this makes us all realize the kind of
makes us all realize the kind of
makes us all realize the kind of pressure these drivers are under mr.
pressure these drivers are under mr.
pressure these drivers are under mr. Boddy come on down here howdy
Boddy come on down here howdy
Boddy come on down here howdy while the film may satirize many
while the film may satirize many
while the film may satirize many elements of the auto racing industry we
elements of the auto racing industry we
elements of the auto racing industry we believe that a man who can drive with an
believe that a man who can drive with an
believe that a man who can drive with an advertisement covering his windshield
advertisement covering his windshield
advertisement covering his windshield would do just fine on the real racetrack
would do just fine on the real racetrack
would do just fine on the real racetrack Ricky Bobby
Ricky Bobby
Ricky Bobby never been a sponsor
never been a sponsor
never been a sponsor when he pushes a huge big Newton sticker
when he pushes a huge big Newton sticker
when he pushes a huge big Newton sticker on his windshield big NASCAR black
on his windshield big NASCAR black
on his windshield big NASCAR black dragon number 5 rod Tidwell Jerry
dragon number 5 rod Tidwell Jerry
dragon number 5 rod Tidwell Jerry Maguire he’s an ABCs of me baby
Maguire he’s an ABCs of me baby
Maguire he’s an ABCs of me baby I do not dance and I got up start
I do not dance and I got up start
I do not dance and I got up start pre-season without a contract fine fine
pre-season without a contract fine fine
pre-season without a contract fine fine a guy who claims he’s better than Chris
a guy who claims he’s better than Chris
a guy who claims he’s better than Chris Carter Andre Reed and Jerry Rice Jerry
Carter Andre Reed and Jerry Rice Jerry
Carter Andre Reed and Jerry Rice Jerry Rice Andre Reed Chris Carter I smoked
Rice Andre Reed Chris Carter I smoked
Rice Andre Reed Chris Carter I smoked all these fool while Rod Tidwell may
all these fool while Rod Tidwell may
all these fool while Rod Tidwell may have the same arrogant nature as Ricky
have the same arrogant nature as Ricky
have the same arrogant nature as Ricky Bobby his play on the field backs it up
Bobby his play on the field backs it up
Bobby his play on the field backs it up nobody’s looking out for rod Tidwell we
nobody’s looking out for rod Tidwell we
nobody’s looking out for rod Tidwell we don’t know where we go living here and
don’t know where we go living here and
don’t know where we go living here and I’m supposed to be a superstar man you
I’m supposed to be a superstar man you
I’m supposed to be a superstar man you may also embody the modern-day athlete
may also embody the modern-day athlete
may also embody the modern-day athlete and perhaps everything wrong with sports
and perhaps everything wrong with sports
and perhaps everything wrong with sports but his ability to connect on a personal
but his ability to connect on a personal
but his ability to connect on a personal level with his agent Jerry Maguire and
level with his agent Jerry Maguire and
level with his agent Jerry Maguire and his determination in overcoming an
his determination in overcoming an
his determination in overcoming an injury during a game against the Dallas
injury during a game against the Dallas
injury during a game against the Dallas Cowboys helped earn him an 11 point two
Cowboys helped earn him an 11 point two
Cowboys helped earn him an 11 point two million dollar contract show me the
million dollar contract show me the
million dollar contract show me the money indeed
number four Margaret Maggie Fitzgerald
number four Margaret Maggie Fitzgerald Million Dollar Baby Maggie Fitzgerald
Million Dollar Baby Maggie Fitzgerald
Million Dollar Baby Maggie Fitzgerald well Maggie Fitzgerald what’s up
well Maggie Fitzgerald what’s up
well Maggie Fitzgerald what’s up if Rod Tidwell represents some of the
if Rod Tidwell represents some of the
if Rod Tidwell represents some of the problems in sports Maggie Fitzgerald
problems in sports Maggie Fitzgerald
problems in sports Maggie Fitzgerald represents everything that is great
represents everything that is great
represents everything that is great about them thought you might be
about them thought you might be
about them thought you might be interested in training me I don’t train
interested in training me I don’t train
interested in training me I don’t train girls
girls
girls maybe you should people see me fat
maybe you should people see me fat
maybe you should people see me fat saying pretty tough played by the
saying pretty tough played by the
saying pretty tough played by the unyielding Hilary Swank Fitzgerald’s
unyielding Hilary Swank Fitzgerald’s
unyielding Hilary Swank Fitzgerald’s Drive passion and determination are
Drive passion and determination are
Drive passion and determination are things that every athlete needs to have
things that every athlete needs to have
things that every athlete needs to have in order to succeed I know if you
in order to succeed I know if you
in order to succeed I know if you trained me right I’m gonna be a chain
trained me right I’m gonna be a chain
trained me right I’m gonna be a chain she worked harder than anybody and
she worked harder than anybody and
she worked harder than anybody and wanted it more – which was often the
wanted it more – which was often the
wanted it more – which was often the difference in her fights if not for the
difference in her fights if not for the
difference in her fights if not for the tragic accident during her
tragic accident during her
tragic accident during her million-dollar match in Las Vegas she
million-dollar match in Las Vegas she
million-dollar match in Las Vegas she would surely have continued to dominate
would surely have continued to dominate
would surely have continued to dominate the boxing ring
number three Crash Davis old Durham
number three Crash Davis old Durham I’m Crash Davis I’m your new catcher and
I’m Crash Davis I’m your new catcher and
I’m Crash Davis I’m your new catcher and you just got lesson number one kevin
you just got lesson number one kevin
you just got lesson number one kevin costner has starred in several sports
costner has starred in several sports
costner has starred in several sports flicks but it’s his role as crash Davis
flicks but it’s his role as crash Davis
flicks but it’s his role as crash Davis that is perhaps most famous pink classy
that is perhaps most famous pink classy
that is perhaps most famous pink classy you’ll be classy Davis spent 21 days in
you’ll be classy Davis spent 21 days in
you’ll be classy Davis spent 21 days in the majors and 12 years in the minor
the majors and 12 years in the minor
the majors and 12 years in the minor leagues which tears him up inside
leagues which tears him up inside
leagues which tears him up inside everyday I was in the show for 21 days
everyday I was in the show for 21 days
everyday I was in the show for 21 days once
once
once Wow but the 21 greatest days of my life
Wow but the 21 greatest days of my life
Wow but the 21 greatest days of my life it’s his desire and love of the game
it’s his desire and love of the game
it’s his desire and love of the game however that allow him to hang on to the
however that allow him to hang on to the
however that allow him to hang on to the dream of playing in the majors and which
dream of playing in the majors and which
dream of playing in the majors and which causes him to has his knowledge on two
causes him to has his knowledge on two
causes him to has his knowledge on two nuke LaLoosh
nuke LaLoosh
nuke LaLoosh a future baseball star and he’s a very
a future baseball star and he’s a very
a future baseball star and he’s a very smart lady
the Rose goes in the front big guy for
the Rose goes in the front big guy for good measure
good measure
good measure he becomes the all-time leader in minor
he becomes the all-time leader in minor
he becomes the all-time leader in minor league homeruns by the end of the film
league homeruns by the end of the film
league homeruns by the end of the film when crash it is 247th homerun I knew
when crash it is 247th homerun I knew
when crash it is 247th homerun I knew the moment it happened but I’m sure
the moment it happened but I’m sure
the moment it happened but I’m sure nobody else did and the Sporting News
nobody else did and the Sporting News
nobody else did and the Sporting News didn’t say anything about number two
didn’t say anything about number two
didn’t say anything about number two happy gilmore tap it in just tap it in
happy gilmore tap it in just tap it in
happy gilmore tap it in just tap it in give it a little tap II do needs a short
give it a little tap II do needs a short
give it a little tap II do needs a short game when you can hit the ball 400 yards
game when you can hit the ball 400 yards
game when you can hit the ball 400 yards a guy you can try the ball that far the
a guy you can try the ball that far the
a guy you can try the ball that far the X hockey goon takes up golf to make some
X hockey goon takes up golf to make some
X hockey goon takes up golf to make some money when he discovers that his
money when he discovers that his
money when he discovers that his grandmother owes 275 thousand dollars to
grandmother owes 275 thousand dollars to
grandmother owes 275 thousand dollars to the IRS
the IRS
the IRS Happy’s over aggressive but good-natured
Happy’s over aggressive but good-natured
Happy’s over aggressive but good-natured personality is Adam Sandler at his very
personality is Adam Sandler at his very
personality is Adam Sandler at his very best
best
best you
by the end of the film happy proves he
by the end of the film happy proves he can go toe-to-toe with the best and win
can go toe-to-toe with the best and win
can go toe-to-toe with the best and win as he claims victory at the Tour
as he claims victory at the Tour
as he claims victory at the Tour Championship
perhaps more importantly he created a
perhaps more importantly he created a style that all people real and fictional
style that all people real and fictional
style that all people real and fictional wanted to emulate oh good because I’m a
wanted to emulate oh good because I’m a
wanted to emulate oh good because I’m a hockey player who hasn’t tried running
hockey player who hasn’t tried running
hockey player who hasn’t tried running up to the ball and swinging as hard as
up to the ball and swinging as hard as
up to the ball and swinging as hard as you can before we unveil our number one
you can before we unveil our number one
you can before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions
pick here are some honorable mentions
pick here are some honorable mentions England as a scout – I know what I’m
England as a scout – I know what I’m
England as a scout – I know what I’m talking about England what’s your name
talking about England what’s your name
talking about England what’s your name son son tackle one yes
gotta forget it all the crowd the
gotta forget it all the crowd the audibles the goddamn playbook just focus
audibles the goddamn playbook just focus
audibles the goddamn playbook just focus on this next one pants there’s one thing
on this next one pants there’s one thing
on this next one pants there’s one thing I want you to do for me
I want you to do for me
I want you to do for me what can we hear what win number one
what can we hear what win number one
what can we hear what win number one Rocky Balboa the rocky franchise what
Rocky Balboa the rocky franchise what
Rocky Balboa the rocky franchise what are we waiting for
are we waiting for
are we waiting for pages was there any real doubt who the
pages was there any real doubt who the
pages was there any real doubt who the greatest fictional athlete was Sylvester
greatest fictional athlete was Sylvester
greatest fictional athlete was Sylvester Stallone’s iconic character embodies the
Stallone’s iconic character embodies the
Stallone’s iconic character embodies the ultimate rags to riches story and back
ultimate rags to riches story and back
ultimate rags to riches story and back to rags if you include the later sequels
to rags if you include the later sequels
to rags if you include the later sequels you know your brain ain’t workin simply
you know your brain ain’t workin simply
you know your brain ain’t workin simply all this happens pretty soon and you
all this happens pretty soon and you
all this happens pretty soon and you ain’t ready Rocky not only represented
ain’t ready Rocky not only represented
ain’t ready Rocky not only represented the underdog but all of America and
the underdog but all of America and
the underdog but all of America and proved that as long as you’re determined
proved that as long as you’re determined
proved that as long as you’re determined and want it more than anyone you can
and want it more than anyone you can
and want it more than anyone you can succeed we don’t know if this guy opens
succeed we don’t know if this guy opens
succeed we don’t know if this guy opens my head here that’s all I wanted to do
my head here that’s all I wanted to do
my head here that’s all I wanted to do is go to distance he is such an
is go to distance he is such an
is go to distance he is such an important character to the city of
important character to the city of
important character to the city of Philadelphia that a statue has been
Philadelphia that a statue has been
Philadelphia that a statue has been built in his honor
his nemesis slash trainer slash friend
his nemesis slash trainer slash friend Apollo Creed deserves to be mentioned
Apollo Creed deserves to be mentioned
Apollo Creed deserves to be mentioned Apollo Creed will provide the ultimate
Apollo Creed will provide the ultimate
Apollo Creed will provide the ultimate gala spectacle on Thanksgiving in front
gala spectacle on Thanksgiving in front
gala spectacle on Thanksgiving in front of this man’s home crowd I’m gonna drop
of this man’s home crowd I’m gonna drop
of this man’s home crowd I’m gonna drop him like a bad habit
him like a bad habit
him like a bad habit but it’s the Italian stallion that takes
but it’s the Italian stallion that takes
but it’s the Italian stallion that takes the top spot today
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do you agree with our list who’s your favorite fictional athlete
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