
bottoms up welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down the top 10 fictional
be counting down the top 10 fictional
be counting down the top 10 fictional bars from television and film we saw
bars from television and film we saw
bars from television and film we saw doing the gold mile and you have the
doing the gold mile and you have the
doing the gold mile and you have the honor of drawing first blood what do you
honor of drawing first blood what do you
honor of drawing first blood what do you recommend just to be clear we’re not
recommend just to be clear we’re not
recommend just to be clear we’re not focusing on restaurants as that’s a list
focusing on restaurants as that’s a list
focusing on restaurants as that’s a list for another day
for another day
for another day we’re also restricting our choices to
we’re also restricting our choices to
we’re also restricting our choices to those fine establishments that serve
those fine establishments that serve
those fine establishments that serve intoxicating adult beverages sorry Star
intoxicating adult beverages sorry Star
intoxicating adult beverages sorry Star Trek fans that means ten-forward and
Trek fans that means ten-forward and
Trek fans that means ten-forward and it’s non-alcoholic synthehol is out oh
yes I hate this
yes I hate this it is revolting more please number 10
it is revolting more please number 10
it is revolting more please number 10 the Prancing Pony Lord of the Rings the
the Prancing Pony Lord of the Rings the
the Prancing Pony Lord of the Rings the Fellowship of the Ring kicking off our
Fellowship of the Ring kicking off our
Fellowship of the Ring kicking off our list is the pub where the hobbits seek
list is the pub where the hobbits seek
list is the pub where the hobbits seek shelter from the ring rates and
shelter from the ring rates and
shelter from the ring rates and encounter Aragorn for the first time far
encounter Aragorn for the first time far
encounter Aragorn for the first time far too much attention to yourself mr. I’m
too much attention to yourself mr. I’m
too much attention to yourself mr. I’m located in breed it’s the central hub of
located in breed it’s the central hub of
located in breed it’s the central hub of the town located near stables and
the town located near stables and
the town located near stables and merchants it’s so well-traveled that
merchants it’s so well-traveled that
merchants it’s so well-traveled that there are even hobbit-sized rooms
there are even hobbit-sized rooms
there are even hobbit-sized rooms available for the Bello ship to rest if
available for the Bello ship to rest if
available for the Bello ship to rest if you’re seeking accommodation we’ve got
you’re seeking accommodation we’ve got
you’re seeking accommodation we’ve got some nice cozy hobbit-sized rooms
some nice cozy hobbit-sized rooms
some nice cozy hobbit-sized rooms available its diverse clientele make it
available its diverse clientele make it
available its diverse clientele make it dramatically different from the green
dramatically different from the green
dramatically different from the green dragon pub that serves the Hobbit folk
dragon pub that serves the Hobbit folk
dragon pub that serves the Hobbit folk of Hobbiton and by water
of Hobbiton and by water
of Hobbiton and by water [Music]
number nine the hogshead in Harry Potter
number nine the hogshead in Harry Potter series company worsen old toad face
series company worsen old toad face
series company worsen old toad face thanks from located in Hogsmeade this is
thanks from located in Hogsmeade this is
thanks from located in Hogsmeade this is the bar in the Potter universe that
the bar in the Potter universe that
the bar in the Potter universe that patrons often use to lay low including
patrons often use to lay low including
patrons often use to lay low including members of the order of the Phoenix hi
members of the order of the Phoenix hi
members of the order of the Phoenix hi so you all know why we’re here need a
so you all know why we’re here need a
so you all know why we’re here need a teacher one who’s had real experience
teacher one who’s had real experience
teacher one who’s had real experience defending themselves against the dark
defending themselves against the dark
defending themselves against the dark arts this one features a Boar’s Head on
arts this one features a Boar’s Head on
arts this one features a Boar’s Head on the sign and a filthy decor that ranges
the sign and a filthy decor that ranges
the sign and a filthy decor that ranges from dirt covered floor to grime covered
from dirt covered floor to grime covered
from dirt covered floor to grime covered windows and a lingering livestock smell
windows and a lingering livestock smell
windows and a lingering livestock smell sheesh
sheesh
sheesh you’d think they’d have a spell to clean
you’d think they’d have a spell to clean
you’d think they’d have a spell to clean that up lovely spa don’t they say for
that up lovely spa don’t they say for
that up lovely spa don’t they say for some off the beaten track number eight
some off the beaten track number eight
some off the beaten track number eight kirova milk bar a Clockwork Orange
kirova milk bar a Clockwork Orange
kirova milk bar a Clockwork Orange the caravan El Paso no plus milk plus
the caravan El Paso no plus milk plus
the caravan El Paso no plus milk plus bella set or center masks or drank rum
bella set or center masks or drank rum
bella set or center masks or drank rum which is what we were drinking
which is what we were drinking
which is what we were drinking this would sharpen you up and make you
this would sharpen you up and make you
this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence
ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence
ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence next up is the bar set in a dystopian
next up is the bar set in a dystopian
next up is the bar set in a dystopian future as described in the Anthony
future as described in the Anthony
future as described in the Anthony Burgess novel of the same name
Burgess novel of the same name
Burgess novel of the same name an unusual entry to say the least this
an unusual entry to say the least this
an unusual entry to say the least this Russian bar serves drugged milk as
Russian bar serves drugged milk as
Russian bar serves drugged milk as Korova actually means cow in Russian a
Korova actually means cow in Russian a
Korova actually means cow in Russian a favorite hangout for Alex and his droogs
favorite hangout for Alex and his droogs
favorite hangout for Alex and his droogs it’s bizarre stylish interior design
it’s bizarre stylish interior design
it’s bizarre stylish interior design sets the mood for the strange sexual
sets the mood for the strange sexual
sets the mood for the strange sexual undertones that are present throughout
undertones that are present throughout
undertones that are present throughout the rest of film hardened Lalo’s number
the rest of film hardened Lalo’s number
the rest of film hardened Lalo’s number 7 the Gold Room at the Overlook Hotel
7 the Gold Room at the Overlook Hotel
7 the Gold Room at the Overlook Hotel The Shining my goddamn soul just a glass
The Shining my goddamn soul just a glass
The Shining my goddamn soul just a glass of beer this Stephen King’s
of beer this Stephen King’s
of beer this Stephen King’s psychological horror uses this buying
psychological horror uses this buying
psychological horror uses this buying drinking establishment as the linchpin
drinking establishment as the linchpin
drinking establishment as the linchpin for Jack Nicholson slipping sanity hi
for Jack Nicholson slipping sanity hi
for Jack Nicholson slipping sanity hi Lloyd little slow tonight innit
while the Overlook Hotel is supposed to
while the Overlook Hotel is supposed to be entirely empty the Gold Room is often
be entirely empty the Gold Room is often
be entirely empty the Gold Room is often frequented by the malevolent but
frequented by the malevolent but
frequented by the malevolent but well-dressed spirits of its former staff
well-dressed spirits of its former staff
well-dressed spirits of its former staff and customers hey they may try to
and customers hey they may try to
and customers hey they may try to convince you to kill your family but
convince you to kill your family but
convince you to kill your family but they’re still better than the guys that
they’re still better than the guys that
they’re still better than the guys that show up to watch pay-per-view UFC down
show up to watch pay-per-view UFC down
show up to watch pay-per-view UFC down at your local sports bar perhaps they
at your local sports bar perhaps they
at your local sports bar perhaps they need a good talking-to if you don’t mind
need a good talking-to if you don’t mind
need a good talking-to if you don’t mind my saying sir perhaps a bit more number
my saying sir perhaps a bit more number
my saying sir perhaps a bit more number 6 the drunken clam that we got that
6 the drunken clam that we got that
6 the drunken clam that we got that drunken clam how I cut my go someplace
drunken clam how I cut my go someplace
drunken clam how I cut my go someplace fancy like the Olive Garden this is the
fancy like the Olive Garden this is the
fancy like the Olive Garden this is the favorite hangout of Peter Griffin and
favorite hangout of Peter Griffin and
favorite hangout of Peter Griffin and his pals quagmire Cleveland and Joe a
his pals quagmire Cleveland and Joe a
his pals quagmire Cleveland and Joe a place for the men to chew the fat and
place for the men to chew the fat and
place for the men to chew the fat and down bottles of Pawtucket Patriot beer
down bottles of Pawtucket Patriot beer
down bottles of Pawtucket Patriot beer it’s best recognized for its neon sign
it’s best recognized for its neon sign
it’s best recognized for its neon sign showcasing a clam downing a bottle of
showcasing a clam downing a bottle of
showcasing a clam downing a bottle of his own what makes the clam so special
his own what makes the clam so special
his own what makes the clam so special is that this is the place where many of
is that this is the place where many of
is that this is the place where many of the gangs misadventures and schemes are
the gangs misadventures and schemes are
the gangs misadventures and schemes are hatched and occur I don’t know fellas I
hatched and occur I don’t know fellas I
hatched and occur I don’t know fellas I think there’s potential in this crap
think there’s potential in this crap
think there’s potential in this crap yeah hey honey why don’t you turn around
yeah hey honey why don’t you turn around
yeah hey honey why don’t you turn around and show me the Lower East Side
and show me the Lower East Side
and show me the Lower East Side sure whoa transvestite back off wait a
sure whoa transvestite back off wait a
sure whoa transvestite back off wait a sec pre-op or post-op pre-op whoa
sec pre-op or post-op pre-op whoa
sec pre-op or post-op pre-op whoa transvestite backup number five
transvestite backup number five
transvestite backup number five MacLaren’s pub How I Met Your Mother I
MacLaren’s pub How I Met Your Mother I
MacLaren’s pub How I Met Your Mother I am so turned on right now this is where
am so turned on right now this is where
am so turned on right now this is where the gang spends most of their free time
the gang spends most of their free time
the gang spends most of their free time inspired by a New York Bar called
inspired by a New York Bar called
inspired by a New York Bar called McGee’s it’s located under an apartment
McGee’s it’s located under an apartment
McGee’s it’s located under an apartment in which most of the gang have lived
in which most of the gang have lived
in which most of the gang have lived making it a convenient place to meet up
making it a convenient place to meet up
making it a convenient place to meet up for a pint did Marshall get me the
for a pint did Marshall get me the
for a pint did Marshall get me the signal
signal
signal no I didn’t I swear but see at least
no I didn’t I swear but see at least
no I didn’t I swear but see at least tonight I get to sleep knowing Marshall
tonight I get to sleep knowing Marshall
tonight I get to sleep knowing Marshall me never gonna happen
me never gonna happen
me never gonna happen despite the gangs love of MacLaren’s
despite the gangs love of MacLaren’s
despite the gangs love of MacLaren’s overpriced drinks in New York did cause
overpriced drinks in New York did cause
overpriced drinks in New York did cause them to temporarily create a place of
them to temporarily create a place of
them to temporarily create a place of their own to drink a bar where no one’s
their own to drink a bar where no one’s
their own to drink a bar where no one’s overcharged where everyone feels valued
overcharged where everyone feels valued
overcharged where everyone feels valued and respected a bar where we get chicks
and respected a bar where we get chicks
and respected a bar where we get chicks drunk and bang them we’re opening
drunk and bang them we’re opening
drunk and bang them we’re opening puzzles
puzzles
puzzles tonight number four the Winchester Shaun
tonight number four the Winchester Shaun
tonight number four the Winchester Shaun of the Dead take off go to mums kill
of the Dead take off go to mums kill
of the Dead take off go to mums kill Phil sorry
Phil sorry
Phil sorry grab Liz go to the Winchester have a
grab Liz go to the Winchester have a
grab Liz go to the Winchester have a nice cold pint come wait for all this to
nice cold pint come wait for all this to
nice cold pint come wait for all this to blow over
blow over
blow over when the zombie apocalypse hits there’s
when the zombie apocalypse hits there’s
when the zombie apocalypse hits there’s only one place that Shawn and his pal
only one place that Shawn and his pal
only one place that Shawn and his pal Edie can ever imagine holding out yes
Edie can ever imagine holding out yes
Edie can ever imagine holding out yes it’s the same place they spent most of
it’s the same place they spent most of
it’s the same place they spent most of their lives before the apocalypse hit as
their lives before the apocalypse hit as
their lives before the apocalypse hit as well
well
well I don’t let us I you know there’s plenty
I don’t let us I you know there’s plenty
I don’t let us I you know there’s plenty more fish in the sea I’m not gonna say
more fish in the sea I’m not gonna say
more fish in the sea I’m not gonna say if you love her let her go
if you love her let her go
if you love her let her go I’m not gonna bombard you with cliches
I’m not gonna bombard you with cliches
I’m not gonna bombard you with cliches Paul will say is this so head of the
Paul will say is this so head of the
Paul will say is this so head of the worl an English bar that served
worl an English bar that served
worl an English bar that served interesting clientele if that is to be
interesting clientele if that is to be
interesting clientele if that is to be believed it becomes the place the group
believed it becomes the place the group
believed it becomes the place the group makes their last stand eventually using
makes their last stand eventually using
makes their last stand eventually using the very gun that gave the bar its name
the very gun that gave the bar its name
the very gun that gave the bar its name in real life its exteriors are the Duke
in real life its exteriors are the Duke
in real life its exteriors are the Duke of Albany pub in London keep its tempo
of Albany pub in London keep its tempo
of Albany pub in London keep its tempo number three
number three
number three boss Eisley cantina Star Wars Episode
boss Eisley cantina Star Wars Episode
boss Eisley cantina Star Wars Episode four a new hope hey we don’t serve their
four a new hope hey we don’t serve their
four a new hope hey we don’t serve their kind here what your droid that will have
kind here what your droid that will have
kind here what your droid that will have to read outside we don’t want them in
to read outside we don’t want them in
to read outside we don’t want them in here
here
here next up is the drinking establishment on
next up is the drinking establishment on
next up is the drinking establishment on Tatooine that comes with a heartfelt
Tatooine that comes with a heartfelt
Tatooine that comes with a heartfelt Jedi recommendation he will never find
Jedi recommendation he will never find
Jedi recommendation he will never find the more wretched hive of scum and
the more wretched hive of scum and
the more wretched hive of scum and villainy the drinking hotspot for alien
villainy the drinking hotspot for alien
villainy the drinking hotspot for alien freight pilots pirates and smugglers
freight pilots pirates and smugglers
freight pilots pirates and smugglers it’s a dangerous hangout where
it’s a dangerous hangout where
it’s a dangerous hangout where altercations can erupt with no warning
its droid free environment features cozy
its droid free environment features cozy booths and a live band interestingly the
booths and a live band interestingly the
booths and a live band interestingly the cantinas exterior was a real building in
cantinas exterior was a real building in
cantinas exterior was a real building in a small fishing town of Tunisia which
a small fishing town of Tunisia which
a small fishing town of Tunisia which has seen no renovation since
number two Moe’s Tavern The Simpsons
number two Moe’s Tavern The Simpsons business is slow people today are
business is slow people today are
business is slow people today are healthier and drinking less you know if
healthier and drinking less you know if
healthier and drinking less you know if wasn’t for the junior high school next
wasn’t for the junior high school next
wasn’t for the junior high school next door no one would even use the cigarette
door no one would even use the cigarette
door no one would even use the cigarette machine
machine
machine yes danger tough all over increased job
yes danger tough all over increased job
yes danger tough all over increased job satisfaction and family togetherness a
satisfaction and family togetherness a
satisfaction and family togetherness a poison for a purveyor of mind-numbing
poison for a purveyor of mind-numbing
poison for a purveyor of mind-numbing intoxicants like myself known simply as
intoxicants like myself known simply as
intoxicants like myself known simply as Mo’s this Springfield drinking hole is
Mo’s this Springfield drinking hole is
Mo’s this Springfield drinking hole is the surrogate home of Homer
the surrogate home of Homer
the surrogate home of Homer Lenny Carl and how’s the world treating
Lenny Carl and how’s the world treating
Lenny Carl and how’s the world treating you mr. Gumbel uh a dive that’s never
you mr. Gumbel uh a dive that’s never
you mr. Gumbel uh a dive that’s never really been cleaned it’s run by the
really been cleaned it’s run by the
really been cleaned it’s run by the depressed and disgruntled owner Moe who
depressed and disgruntled owner Moe who
depressed and disgruntled owner Moe who seems to have trouble attracting new
seems to have trouble attracting new
seems to have trouble attracting new clientele that has set the stage for
clientele that has set the stage for
clientele that has set the stage for most to undergo various interesting
most to undergo various interesting
most to undergo various interesting transformations it’s also the number one
transformations it’s also the number one
transformations it’s also the number one target for Bart’s prank calls
target for Bart’s prank calls
target for Bart’s prank calls Seymour their last name but just a sec
Seymour their last name but just a sec
Seymour their last name but just a sec hey is there a BOTS here Seymour butts
hey is there a BOTS here Seymour butts
hey is there a BOTS here Seymour butts hey everybody I want to see more box
hey everybody I want to see more box
hey everybody I want to see more box before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions Tina are you
few honorable mentions Tina are you
few honorable mentions Tina are you still here is that any way to talk to a
still here is that any way to talk to a
still here is that any way to talk to a valued customer
you
you [Music]
I’m gonna walk a mile in your shoes cuz
I’m gonna walk a mile in your shoes cuz I can’t handle your big tough life I
I can’t handle your big tough life I
I can’t handle your big tough life I will that sounds fine to me I will do
will that sounds fine to me I will do
will that sounds fine to me I will do that oh my god shut up
that oh my god shut up
that oh my god shut up [Music]
[Music]
[Music] your buddy no this is the whooping man I
your buddy no this is the whooping man I
your buddy no this is the whooping man I know number one cheers Cheers
know number one cheers Cheers
know number one cheers Cheers [Music]
[Music]
[Music] knows your name
taking the top spot is the place where
taking the top spot is the place where everyone knows your name based on the
everyone knows your name based on the
everyone knows your name based on the real-life bull and Finch pub it became
real-life bull and Finch pub it became
real-life bull and Finch pub it became the home away from home for the sitcom’s
the home away from home for the sitcom’s
the home away from home for the sitcom’s ensemble cast for 11 seasons are you
ensemble cast for 11 seasons are you
ensemble cast for 11 seasons are you happy with the money yes truly becoming
happy with the money yes truly becoming
happy with the money yes truly becoming the main character and heart of the show
the main character and heart of the show
the main character and heart of the show run by Ted Danson’s former baseball
run by Ted Danson’s former baseball
run by Ted Danson’s former baseball player Sam this Boston pub always felt
player Sam this Boston pub always felt
player Sam this Boston pub always felt like home to the viewers tuning in as
like home to the viewers tuning in as
like home to the viewers tuning in as well incredible story actually he
well incredible story actually he
well incredible story actually he dressed up as a woman
dressed up as a woman
dressed up as a woman hidden a haystack crawled on his belly
hidden a haystack crawled on his belly
hidden a haystack crawled on his belly under Bob wire swam a couple of rivers
under Bob wire swam a couple of rivers
under Bob wire swam a couple of rivers and stowed away on a tramp steamer just
and stowed away on a tramp steamer just
and stowed away on a tramp steamer just to get here
to get here
to get here it’s amazing the next week the rest of
it’s amazing the next week the rest of
it’s amazing the next week the rest of his team came over on the Concorde agree
his team came over on the Concorde agree
his team came over on the Concorde agree with our list which fictional bar would
with our list which fictional bar would
with our list which fictional bar would you like to visit for more entertaining
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