they’re worth their weight in gold how many gold that is huh never know you
many gold that is huh never know you
many gold that is huh never know you were listening never even knew you were
were listening never even knew you were
were listening never even knew you were there
there
there welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten fat guys in movies and TV good choice
fat guys in movies and TV good choice
fat guys in movies and TV good choice we don’t know if it’s because they’re
we don’t know if it’s because they’re
we don’t know if it’s because they’re jolly or jiggly but let’s be blunt fat
jolly or jiggly but let’s be blunt fat
jolly or jiggly but let’s be blunt fat guys are hilarious you should see that
guys are hilarious you should see that
guys are hilarious you should see that toast I couldn’t even get it through the
toast I couldn’t even get it through the
toast I couldn’t even get it through the door with so much character to love this
door with so much character to love this
door with so much character to love this list celebrates every pound of these
list celebrates every pound of these
list celebrates every pound of these chubby cheeked screen legends hello
chubby cheeked screen legends hello
chubby cheeked screen legends hello Newman even if they’re cartoons and thin
Newman even if they’re cartoons and thin
Newman even if they’re cartoons and thin actors in fat suits spare me number 10
actors in fat suits spare me number 10
actors in fat suits spare me number 10 Jeff Green Curb Your Enthusiasm great
Jeff Green Curb Your Enthusiasm great
Jeff Green Curb Your Enthusiasm great yeah yeah yeah he’s a Hollywood manager
yeah yeah yeah he’s a Hollywood manager
yeah yeah yeah he’s a Hollywood manager so it’s safe to say Jeff Green has no
so it’s safe to say Jeff Green has no
so it’s safe to say Jeff Green has no ethics or integrity I have more food
ethics or integrity I have more food
ethics or integrity I have more food experience than us Oh got the best
experience than us Oh got the best
experience than us Oh got the best friend manager and second fiddle to
friend manager and second fiddle to
friend manager and second fiddle to Larry David he cheats on his wife
Larry David he cheats on his wife
Larry David he cheats on his wife regularly simple simple simple sometimes
regularly simple simple simple sometimes
regularly simple simple simple sometimes has a foul mouth and consistently makes
has a foul mouth and consistently makes
has a foul mouth and consistently makes bad choices regarding his weight you
bad choices regarding his weight you
bad choices regarding his weight you weigh like eight pounds what do you know
weigh like eight pounds what do you know
weigh like eight pounds what do you know about food at least according to his
about food at least according to his
about food at least according to his wife you know what talk to your friends
wife you know what talk to your friends
wife you know what talk to your friends and neighbors down at that into the
and neighbors down at that into the
and neighbors down at that into the table although he’s shameless and
table although he’s shameless and
table although he’s shameless and irresponsible we love him for his
irresponsible we love him for his
irresponsible we love him for his proclivities because he speaks and acts
proclivities because he speaks and acts
proclivities because he speaks and acts in ways that much like Larry are somehow
in ways that much like Larry are somehow
in ways that much like Larry are somehow still very righteous and humanizing
still very righteous and humanizing
still very righteous and humanizing despite his faults I agree with you but
despite his faults I agree with you but
despite his faults I agree with you but listen man I am starving my blood sugar
listen man I am starving my blood sugar
listen man I am starving my blood sugar is just going down to my feet number
is just going down to my feet number
is just going down to my feet number nine Eric Cartman self-park that little
nine Eric Cartman self-park that little
nine Eric Cartman self-park that little he’s finally getting what’s coming to
he’s finally getting what’s coming to
he’s finally getting what’s coming to him he’s on 90-pound ten-year-old that’s
him he’s on 90-pound ten-year-old that’s
him he’s on 90-pound ten-year-old that’s full of himself and that’s putting it
full of himself and that’s putting it
full of himself and that’s putting it mildly that’s because you’re too grumpy
mildly that’s because you’re too grumpy
mildly that’s because you’re too grumpy and negative to believe it he has
and negative to believe it he has
and negative to believe it he has friends but it’s made clear throughout
friends but it’s made clear throughout
friends but it’s made clear throughout the series that no one really likes him
the series that no one really likes him
the series that no one really likes him and the feeling is mutual
and the feeling is mutual
and the feeling is mutual have you at home where are you done to
have you at home where are you done to
have you at home where are you done to beg a popular probably because he’s
beg a popular probably because he’s
beg a popular probably because he’s controversial Cartman’s arrogance often
controversial Cartman’s arrogance often
controversial Cartman’s arrogance often takes the form of social and political
takes the form of social and political
takes the form of social and political commentary misguided as it may be all we
commentary misguided as it may be all we
commentary misguided as it may be all we can try to do is have a positive
can try to do is have a positive
can try to do is have a positive attitude about it however seeing him
attitude about it however seeing him
attitude about it however seeing him celebrate and subsequently suffer
celebrate and subsequently suffer
celebrate and subsequently suffer because of his own ignorance and ego is
because of his own ignorance and ego is
because of his own ignorance and ego is usually what gets the biggest laughs
usually what gets the biggest laughs
usually what gets the biggest laughs head not get ahead of ourselves
head not get ahead of ourselves
head not get ahead of ourselves and when it comes to Cartman everything
and when it comes to Cartman everything
and when it comes to Cartman everything is always big Wow Craig I can’t believe
is always big Wow Craig I can’t believe
is always big Wow Craig I can’t believe you just went there here we were having
you just went there here we were having
you just went there here we were having a perfectly nice conversation about
a perfectly nice conversation about
a perfectly nice conversation about Kenny being poor and cow being a Jew and
Kenny being poor and cow being a Jew and
Kenny being poor and cow being a Jew and you just decide to go 911 and bust out
you just decide to go 911 and bust out
you just decide to go 911 and bust out the FAC with number 8 Peter Griffin
the FAC with number 8 Peter Griffin
the FAC with number 8 Peter Griffin Family Guy yeah this seems like it’ll be
Family Guy yeah this seems like it’ll be
Family Guy yeah this seems like it’ll be fun real fun not entertain your wife’s
fun real fun not entertain your wife’s
fun real fun not entertain your wife’s parents while your wife is at work fun
parents while your wife is at work fun
parents while your wife is at work fun he’s a crude character with a lowbrow
he’s a crude character with a lowbrow
he’s a crude character with a lowbrow sense of humor and nothing’s funnier to
sense of humor and nothing’s funnier to
sense of humor and nothing’s funnier to general audiences than this
general audiences than this
general audiences than this larger-than-life imbecile hey let’s put
larger-than-life imbecile hey let’s put
larger-than-life imbecile hey let’s put on fake eyelashes and flirt with people
on fake eyelashes and flirt with people
on fake eyelashes and flirt with people on the bus Peter Griffin is a family man
on the bus Peter Griffin is a family man
on the bus Peter Griffin is a family man who’s naive thought processes and
who’s naive thought processes and
who’s naive thought processes and childish antics I get a piercing to make
childish antics I get a piercing to make
childish antics I get a piercing to make most middle-aged suburban fathers look
most middle-aged suburban fathers look
most middle-aged suburban fathers look fantastic by comparison I was dating
fantastic by comparison I was dating
fantastic by comparison I was dating your mother I don’t like the way condoms
your mother I don’t like the way condoms
your mother I don’t like the way condoms feel next thing you know I got a
feel next thing you know I got a
feel next thing you know I got a mortgage a kid in a crappy job at a toy
mortgage a kid in a crappy job at a toy
mortgage a kid in a crappy job at a toy factory it’s most likely what makes him
factory it’s most likely what makes him
factory it’s most likely what makes him so appealing to the masses I had no idea
so appealing to the masses I had no idea
so appealing to the masses I had no idea however he’s also a fat ass
however he’s also a fat ass
however he’s also a fat ass is he a food man who rarely if ever
is he a food man who rarely if ever
is he a food man who rarely if ever thinks before he speaks and act hey hey
thinks before he speaks and act hey hey
thinks before he speaks and act hey hey douche bags we got a great show for you
douche bags we got a great show for you
douche bags we got a great show for you tonight we’re betting that gut of his
tonight we’re betting that gut of his
tonight we’re betting that gut of his comes from one too many nights spent
comes from one too many nights spent
comes from one too many nights spent drinking at the drunken clam with his
drinking at the drunken clam with his
drinking at the drunken clam with his pals oh yeah I read about this part on
pals oh yeah I read about this part on
pals oh yeah I read about this part on Yelp number seven
Yelp number seven
Yelp number seven John Bluto blue tarski Animal House come
John Bluto blue tarski Animal House come
John Bluto blue tarski Animal House come on in he might have a zero point zero
on in he might have a zero point zero
on in he might have a zero point zero GPA and be in his seventh year of
GPA and be in his seventh year of
GPA and be in his seventh year of college don’t you have any respect for
college don’t you have any respect for
college don’t you have any respect for yourself but he sure knows how to rally
yourself but he sure knows how to rally
yourself but he sure knows how to rally the troops well Jack – my from
the troops well Jack – my from
the troops well Jack – my from and not me I’m not gonna take this Ludo
and not me I’m not gonna take this Ludo
and not me I’m not gonna take this Ludo is an inspiration to college party
is an inspiration to college party
is an inspiration to college party animals slackers and academic
animals slackers and academic
animals slackers and academic degenerates around the world the college
degenerates around the world the college
degenerates around the world the college crewneck sweatshirt
crewneck sweatshirt
crewneck sweatshirt everyone’s been wearing for decades
everyone’s been wearing for decades
everyone’s been wearing for decades since this film yeah he invented that
since this film yeah he invented that
since this film yeah he invented that the humans it yep is doing amaz it get
the humans it yep is doing amaz it get
the humans it yep is doing amaz it get it and cafeteria food fights well you
it and cafeteria food fights well you
it and cafeteria food fights well you can blame him for that too number six
can blame him for that too number six
can blame him for that too number six professor Sherman Klump the Nutty
professor Sherman Klump the Nutty
professor Sherman Klump the Nutty Professor quoting he’s gentle sweet
Professor quoting he’s gentle sweet
Professor quoting he’s gentle sweet lovable and adorable but clumsy and
lovable and adorable but clumsy and
lovable and adorable but clumsy and lacking in confidence due to his weight
lacking in confidence due to his weight
lacking in confidence due to his weight issues whose titters Oh unlike most
issues whose titters Oh unlike most
issues whose titters Oh unlike most politically incorrect fatty caricatures
politically incorrect fatty caricatures
politically incorrect fatty caricatures the sherman klump character is no fool
the sherman klump character is no fool
the sherman klump character is no fool showing UI brilliant man in fact he’s
showing UI brilliant man in fact he’s
showing UI brilliant man in fact he’s quite the contrary and that’s why he
quite the contrary and that’s why he
quite the contrary and that’s why he gets so much audience sympathy yes
gets so much audience sympathy yes
gets so much audience sympathy yes absolutely yes you may be subject to the
absolutely yes you may be subject to the
absolutely yes you may be subject to the standard fat joke fair of breaking
standard fat joke fair of breaking
standard fat joke fair of breaking chairs and ripping clothes but these
chairs and ripping clothes but these
chairs and ripping clothes but these cheap shots and comedy have never been
cheap shots and comedy have never been
cheap shots and comedy have never been so endearing I mean the fact the matter
so endearing I mean the fact the matter
so endearing I mean the fact the matter is I’m a big man now I will lose weight
is I’m a big man now I will lose weight
is I’m a big man now I will lose weight but I’m always gonna be big no matter
but I’m always gonna be big no matter
but I’m always gonna be big no matter what I do so anybody I wound up with is
what I do so anybody I wound up with is
what I do so anybody I wound up with is just gonna have to accept me for who I
just gonna have to accept me for who I
just gonna have to accept me for who I am
number five Fat Albert Jackson Fat
number five Fat Albert Jackson Fat Albert and the Cosby kids
hey hey hey it’s the leader of the
hey hey hey it’s the leader of the junkyard gang and all the gang this big
junkyard gang and all the gang this big
junkyard gang and all the gang this big guy is a musician that plays sports and
guy is a musician that plays sports and
guy is a musician that plays sports and leads by positive example everybody
through his adventures he and his gang
through his adventures he and his gang dispense advice on social issues like
dispense advice on social issues like
dispense advice on social issues like what like peer pressure and bullying
what like peer pressure and bullying
what like peer pressure and bullying while having fun and staying cool oh gee
while having fun and staying cool oh gee
while having fun and staying cool oh gee he’s based on Bill Cosby’s own memories
he’s based on Bill Cosby’s own memories
he’s based on Bill Cosby’s own memories and it’s no wonder his legacy spans
and it’s no wonder his legacy spans
and it’s no wonder his legacy spans generations
generations
generations hey I guess that wraps up dole bogging
number four Homer Simpson The Simpsons
number four Homer Simpson The Simpsons Oh The Simpsons has its share of funny
Oh The Simpsons has its share of funny
Oh The Simpsons has its share of funny fatties this one’s yours rappy
we’re thinking everyone spends a little
we’re thinking everyone spends a little too much time at Krusty Burger and Moe’s
too much time at Krusty Burger and Moe’s
too much time at Krusty Burger and Moe’s well why can’t I hang out at the bar all
well why can’t I hang out at the bar all
well why can’t I hang out at the bar all day but no one’s as fat lazy and funny
day but no one’s as fat lazy and funny
day but no one’s as fat lazy and funny as Homer who over the show’s decades
as Homer who over the show’s decades
as Homer who over the show’s decades long run has evolved slightly beyond the
long run has evolved slightly beyond the
long run has evolved slightly beyond the bumbling working-class stereotype Oh
bumbling working-class stereotype Oh
bumbling working-class stereotype Oh save on calories I won’t eat the paper
save on calories I won’t eat the paper
save on calories I won’t eat the paper in the fortune cookie slightly Moe’s you
in the fortune cookie slightly Moe’s you
in the fortune cookie slightly Moe’s you get back to the treadmill
get back to the treadmill
get back to the treadmill hey he’s lovable and innocent even
hey he’s lovable and innocent even
hey he’s lovable and innocent even pitiful on occasion I cheat on my diet
pitiful on occasion I cheat on my diet
pitiful on occasion I cheat on my diet but nobody knows
but nobody knows
but nobody knows cuz the damage is on the inside and the
cuz the damage is on the inside and the
cuz the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death but
first warning sign is sudden death but
first warning sign is sudden death but beyond a little absent mindedness that’s
beyond a little absent mindedness that’s
beyond a little absent mindedness that’s weird my armpits are getting wet this
weird my armpits are getting wet this
weird my armpits are getting wet this donut loving beer swagger can be a
donut loving beer swagger can be a
donut loving beer swagger can be a responsible parent that’s supportive of
responsible parent that’s supportive of
responsible parent that’s supportive of his family parenting it’s the one job
his family parenting it’s the one job
his family parenting it’s the one job you know you’re always doing right
you know you’re always doing right
you know you’re always doing right number three Thomas Tommy Callahan the
number three Thomas Tommy Callahan the
number three Thomas Tommy Callahan the third Tommy Boy b-plus oh my god I pass
third Tommy Boy b-plus oh my god I pass
third Tommy Boy b-plus oh my god I pass there’s no need to doll up the
there’s no need to doll up the
there’s no need to doll up the description here Tommy is a buffoon
description here Tommy is a buffoon
description here Tommy is a buffoon that’s my name the late Chris Farley
that’s my name the late Chris Farley
that’s my name the late Chris Farley pretty much pioneered the lowbrow funny
pretty much pioneered the lowbrow funny
pretty much pioneered the lowbrow funny fat man for modern slapstick with all
fat man for modern slapstick with all
fat man for modern slapstick with all his flailing stubby arms and Humpty
his flailing stubby arms and Humpty
his flailing stubby arms and Humpty Dumpty tumbles look out I’ve got
Dumpty tumbles look out I’ve got
Dumpty tumbles look out I’ve got cat-like speed reflexes in this film
cat-like speed reflexes in this film
cat-like speed reflexes in this film Tommy is a fat slob plain and simple
Tommy is a fat slob plain and simple
Tommy is a fat slob plain and simple that guy in little Oh still he’s a
that guy in little Oh still he’s a
that guy in little Oh still he’s a driven determined protagonist that we
driven determined protagonist that we
driven determined protagonist that we laugh both at and with because of his
laugh both at and with because of his
laugh both at and with because of his ability to entertain us so thoroughly me
ability to entertain us so thoroughly me
ability to entertain us so thoroughly me on the fall and I’m dashing like I’m
on the fall and I’m dashing like I’m
on the fall and I’m dashing like I’m never danced before and because he
never danced before and because he
never danced before and because he genuinely seems to be trying to protect
genuinely seems to be trying to protect
genuinely seems to be trying to protect his father’s legacy I was checking the
his father’s legacy I was checking the
his father’s legacy I was checking the US specs on the end line for the rotary
US specs on the end line for the rotary
US specs on the end line for the rotary girder I’m retarded
girder I’m retarded
girder I’m retarded number two Jabba the Hutt Star Wars
number two Jabba the Hutt Star Wars
number two Jabba the Hutt Star Wars Episode six Return of the Jedi
Episode six Return of the Jedi
Episode six Return of the Jedi cool ha ha ha so Java isn’t yucking up
cool ha ha ha so Java isn’t yucking up
cool ha ha ha so Java isn’t yucking up one-liners or embarrassing himself for
one-liners or embarrassing himself for
one-liners or embarrassing himself for us she saw Peeta wonky Chewbacca because
us she saw Peeta wonky Chewbacca because
us she saw Peeta wonky Chewbacca because he’s a villain and a crime boss that
he’s a villain and a crime boss that
he’s a villain and a crime boss that were supposed to take semi seriously hey
were supposed to take semi seriously hey
were supposed to take semi seriously hey Jabba look this Java I was just on my
Jabba look this Java I was just on my
Jabba look this Java I was just on my way to pay you back
way to pay you back
way to pay you back it’s really hard to do this however
it’s really hard to do this however
it’s really hard to do this however seeing as he’s a big blob and basically
seeing as he’s a big blob and basically
seeing as he’s a big blob and basically the punch line for what happens when
the punch line for what happens when
the punch line for what happens when sloth marries obesity yet he’s the
sloth marries obesity yet he’s the
sloth marries obesity yet he’s the ultimate boss with every kind of
ultimate boss with every kind of
ultimate boss with every kind of criminal and entertainer and Tatooine at
criminal and entertainer and Tatooine at
criminal and entertainer and Tatooine at his beck and call fear him oh my god
his beck and call fear him oh my god
his beck and call fear him oh my god better watch before we reveal our top
better watch before we reveal our top
better watch before we reveal our top pick here are some honorable mentions
pick here are some honorable mentions
pick here are some honorable mentions this is gonna end with you and me
this is gonna end with you and me
this is gonna end with you and me running through the jungle screaming and
running through the jungle screaming and
running through the jungle screaming and crying catches me first because I’m
crying catches me first because I’m
crying catches me first because I’m having like a cramps a mountain I
having like a cramps a mountain I
having like a cramps a mountain I wouldn’t miss your kiss relative atif or
wouldn’t miss your kiss relative atif or
wouldn’t miss your kiss relative atif or would you prefer to order straight away
would you prefer to order straight away
would you prefer to order straight away oh I’ll show you dickless
I would so love to see her bring a ray
I would so love to see her bring a ray of sunshine into her tragic life but
of sunshine into her tragic life but
of sunshine into her tragic life but alas I can’t afford it
alas I can’t afford it
alas I can’t afford it for I am as you know but a simple postal
for I am as you know but a simple postal
for I am as you know but a simple postal worker number one fat bastard
worker number one fat bastard
worker number one fat bastard the Austin Powers franchise he’s a
the Austin Powers franchise he’s a
the Austin Powers franchise he’s a disgruntled Scottish guard known for his
disgruntled Scottish guard known for his
disgruntled Scottish guard known for his lethal temper and his unusual eating
lethal temper and his unusual eating
lethal temper and his unusual eating habits he weighs a metric ton his name
habits he weighs a metric ton his name
habits he weighs a metric ton his name Fat Bastard batsuits fart jokes and
Fat Bastard batsuits fart jokes and
Fat Bastard batsuits fart jokes and furries yes sir if any one of those f
furries yes sir if any one of those f
furries yes sir if any one of those f words offends you then Fat Bastard sure
words offends you then Fat Bastard sure
words offends you then Fat Bastard sure will faster than he can say one of his
will faster than he can say one of his
will faster than he can say one of his signature catchphrases I want my baby
signature catchphrases I want my baby
signature catchphrases I want my baby back baby back David that baby that
back baby back David that baby that
back baby back David that baby that David that creams this nemesis of Austin
David that creams this nemesis of Austin
David that creams this nemesis of Austin Powers is a Scottish accented employee
Powers is a Scottish accented employee
Powers is a Scottish accented employee of dr. evil who weighs one metric ton
of dr. evil who weighs one metric ton
of dr. evil who weighs one metric ton I’m dead sexy look at my sexy body and
I’m dead sexy look at my sexy body and
I’m dead sexy look at my sexy body and that’s doubly terrifying because it
that’s doubly terrifying because it
that’s doubly terrifying because it means he’s strong too yeah man I’m gonna
means he’s strong too yeah man I’m gonna
means he’s strong too yeah man I’m gonna eat ya he’s vulgarity in every sense of
eat ya he’s vulgarity in every sense of
eat ya he’s vulgarity in every sense of the word and his poor taste pun intended
the word and his poor taste pun intended
the word and his poor taste pun intended isn’t limited to food since he threatens
isn’t limited to food since he threatens
isn’t limited to food since he threatens and boasts of actually eating people
and boasts of actually eating people
and boasts of actually eating people well listen up today Jim is a bad man do
well listen up today Jim is a bad man do
well listen up today Jim is a bad man do you agree with our list like why did you
you agree with our list like why did you
you agree with our list like why did you do this
do this
do this which pop-culture fat guys did we miss
which pop-culture fat guys did we miss
which pop-culture fat guys did we miss to feed on more top 10s published every
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