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down our picks for the top 10 songs from
down our picks for the top 10 songs from Family Guy take me out to place tonight
Family Guy take me out to place tonight
Family Guy take me out to place tonight where a woman caps on tight before we
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content for this list we’re looking at the songs both original and covers that
the songs both original and covers that
the songs both original and covers that have been featured on this long-running
have been featured on this long-running
have been featured on this long-running animated series we’ll be ranking the
animated series we’ll be ranking the
animated series we’ll be ranking the entries based on how entertaining catchy
entries based on how entertaining catchy
entries based on how entertaining catchy inventive and funny they are well I like
inventive and funny they are well I like
inventive and funny they are well I like fart ah yes I like part number 10
fart ah yes I like part number 10
fart ah yes I like part number 10 prom night dumpster baby I’m just a prom
prom night dumpster baby I’m just a prom
prom night dumpster baby I’m just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mom or dad
night dumpster baby I got no mom or dad
night dumpster baby I got no mom or dad Family Guy and Seth MacFarlane are never
Family Guy and Seth MacFarlane are never
Family Guy and Seth MacFarlane are never afraid to try a weird or potentially
afraid to try a weird or potentially
afraid to try a weird or potentially offensive thing if it has the potential
offensive thing if it has the potential
offensive thing if it has the potential to be funny and this is our song has it
to be funny and this is our song has it
to be funny and this is our song has it all and though I came from a ho ho ho
all and though I came from a ho ho ho
all and though I came from a ho ho ho I’m singing right from the soul sing it
I’m singing right from the soul sing it
I’m singing right from the soul sing it right appropriately sung by a baby
right appropriately sung by a baby
right appropriately sung by a baby abandoned in a dumpster on prom night
abandoned in a dumpster on prom night
abandoned in a dumpster on prom night the number features the primary singing
the number features the primary singing
the number features the primary singing baby backed up by other abandoned
baby backed up by other abandoned
baby backed up by other abandoned infants swing their umbilical cords like
infants swing their umbilical cords like
infants swing their umbilical cords like canes in what has to be one of the
canes in what has to be one of the
canes in what has to be one of the strangest things ever put on network
strangest things ever put on network
strangest things ever put on network television and I’m taking a school well
television and I’m taking a school well
television and I’m taking a school well it’s far from inoffensive this songs odd
it’s far from inoffensive this songs odd
it’s far from inoffensive this songs odd charisma and creative imagery make it
charisma and creative imagery make it
charisma and creative imagery make it unnecessary pic for this list stroll
unnecessary pic for this list stroll
unnecessary pic for this list stroll in a stole number nine mr. booth mr.
in a stole number nine mr. booth mr.
in a stole number nine mr. booth mr. Boies mr. Boies when Peter and Brian
Boies mr. Boies when Peter and Brian
Boies mr. Boies when Peter and Brian convinced their fellow Alcoholics
convinced their fellow Alcoholics
convinced their fellow Alcoholics Anonymous members to start drinking in
Anonymous members to start drinking in
Anonymous members to start drinking in secret again the group is surprisingly
secret again the group is surprisingly
secret again the group is surprisingly well prepared when the police come
well prepared when the police come
well prepared when the police come a-knockin they launch into a revival
a-knockin they launch into a revival
a-knockin they launch into a revival style musical number railing against the
style musical number railing against the
style musical number railing against the dangers of alcohol you will wind up
dangers of alcohol you will wind up
dangers of alcohol you will wind up wearing can’t choose if you mess with
wearing can’t choose if you mess with
wearing can’t choose if you mess with mr. Foos mr. big decide being a toe
mr. Foos mr. big decide being a toe
mr. Foos mr. big decide being a toe tapping li catchy song with some
tapping li catchy song with some
tapping li catchy song with some improbable good choreography performed
improbable good choreography performed
improbable good choreography performed by drunks the whole sequence is a loving
by drunks the whole sequence is a loving
by drunks the whole sequence is a loving tribute to a near identical one from the
tribute to a near identical one from the
tribute to a near identical one from the classic Rat Pack film Robin and the
classic Rat Pack film Robin and the
classic Rat Pack film Robin and the Seven hoods in which bootleggers pull a
Seven hoods in which bootleggers pull a
Seven hoods in which bootleggers pull a similar stunt to avoid suspicion from
similar stunt to avoid suspicion from
similar stunt to avoid suspicion from the authorities this may be the first
the authorities this may be the first
the authorities this may be the first entry on our list to demonstrate the
entry on our list to demonstrate the
entry on our list to demonstrate the show’s love of older cinema but it won’t
show’s love of older cinema but it won’t
show’s love of older cinema but it won’t be the last
be the last
be the last [Music]
[Applause]
[Applause] number eight vasectomy father sect amis
number eight vasectomy father sect amis
number eight vasectomy father sect amis a medical procedure one that makes you
a medical procedure one that makes you
a medical procedure one that makes you have after Peter expresses his
have after Peter expresses his
have after Peter expresses his unfamiliarity with what a vasectomy is
unfamiliarity with what a vasectomy is
unfamiliarity with what a vasectomy is Brian calls in a barbershop quartet that
Brian calls in a barbershop quartet that
Brian calls in a barbershop quartet that was apparently waiting just outside the
was apparently waiting just outside the
was apparently waiting just outside the door to explain it to him we make a
door to explain it to him we make a
door to explain it to him we make a small incision in the scrotal skin
small incision in the scrotal skin
small incision in the scrotal skin commence isolate the bass and hold it in
commence isolate the bass and hold it in
commence isolate the bass and hold it in position with the towel clasp sung to
position with the towel clasp sung to
position with the towel clasp sung to the tune of goodbye my Coney Island baby
the tune of goodbye my Coney Island baby
the tune of goodbye my Coney Island baby vasectomy alternates between a detailed
vasectomy alternates between a detailed
vasectomy alternates between a detailed medical explanation on how it’s done and
medical explanation on how it’s done and
medical explanation on how it’s done and an explanation on how the procedure
an explanation on how the procedure
an explanation on how the procedure somehow diminishes one’s manhood the
somehow diminishes one’s manhood the
somehow diminishes one’s manhood the song also goes on a significant tangent
song also goes on a significant tangent
song also goes on a significant tangent with the quartet suggesting that Peter
with the quartet suggesting that Peter
with the quartet suggesting that Peter could have an affair in disparaging
could have an affair in disparaging
could have an affair in disparaging sexual harassment seminars sung all in
sexual harassment seminars sung all in
sexual harassment seminars sung all in perfect unison and it’s like why do you
perfect unison and it’s like why do you
perfect unison and it’s like why do you wear that if you don’t want attention
wear that if you don’t want attention
wear that if you don’t want attention but you know you shouldn’t think that
but you know you shouldn’t think that
but you know you shouldn’t think that way because of the sexual harassment
way because of the sexual harassment
way because of the sexual harassment meaning you all had to go to Family Guy
meaning you all had to go to Family Guy
meaning you all had to go to Family Guy tends to run jokes into the ground in
tends to run jokes into the ground in
tends to run jokes into the ground in very amusing ways and this is a perfect
very amusing ways and this is a perfect
very amusing ways and this is a perfect example of that
example of that
example of that kids like thank you mount your sack
kids like thank you mount your sack
kids like thank you mount your sack number seven Christmas time is killing
number seven Christmas time is killing
number seven Christmas time is killing us what now instead of repealing his
us what now instead of repealing his
us what now instead of repealing his bread christmas time is killing us upon
bread christmas time is killing us upon
bread christmas time is killing us upon arriving at the North Pole do we and
arriving at the North Pole do we and
arriving at the North Pole do we and Brian discover the Santa Claus and his
Brian discover the Santa Claus and his
Brian discover the Santa Claus and his elves are strung out and overworked from
elves are strung out and overworked from
elves are strung out and overworked from their grueling schedule other uncracked
their grueling schedule other uncracked
their grueling schedule other uncracked at it feels like Iraq before Christmas
at it feels like Iraq before Christmas
at it feels like Iraq before Christmas time telling us st. Nick and company
time telling us st. Nick and company
time telling us st. Nick and company then deliver an incredibly grim and dour
then deliver an incredibly grim and dour
then deliver an incredibly grim and dour song in which they reveal the less than
song in which they reveal the less than
song in which they reveal the less than jolly side of the Christmas season which
jolly side of the Christmas season which
jolly side of the Christmas season which concludes with most of the elves
concludes with most of the elves
concludes with most of the elves apparently hanging themselves and Santa
apparently hanging themselves and Santa
apparently hanging themselves and Santa coughing up blood
coughing up blood
coughing up blood it’s Jingle Bell it’s a requiem now and
it’s Jingle Bell it’s a requiem now and
it’s Jingle Bell it’s a requiem now and I’ll make it swell via calling in well
I’ll make it swell via calling in well
I’ll make it swell via calling in well while we were tempted to include the
while we were tempted to include the
while we were tempted to include the other Christmas beam song from the
other Christmas beam song from the
other Christmas beam song from the episode all I really want for Christmas
episode all I really want for Christmas
episode all I really want for Christmas changing a feel and Megan Fox
changing a feel and Megan Fox
changing a feel and Megan Fox where
where
where nothing my dear sharks is all I really
nothing my dear sharks is all I really
nothing my dear sharks is all I really want for Christmas
ultimately we have to go with this
ultimately we have to go with this grammy-nominated tune for its more
grammy-nominated tune for its more
grammy-nominated tune for its more memorable darker tone number 6 I need a
memorable darker tone number 6 I need a
memorable darker tone number 6 I need a Jew one dress dancing speck of light I
Jew one dress dancing speck of light I
Jew one dress dancing speck of light I need a Jew when Peter is in need of
need a Jew when Peter is in need of
need a Jew when Peter is in need of financial advice these things about his
financial advice these things about his
financial advice these things about his wish to have someone seemly a
wish to have someone seemly a
wish to have someone seemly a stereotypical Jewish person help him
stereotypical Jewish person help him
stereotypical Jewish person help him sort out his money in a number
sort out his money in a number
sort out his money in a number satirizing when you wish upon a star way
satirizing when you wish upon a star way
satirizing when you wish upon a star way to barstein or Stine
to barstein or Stine
to barstein or Stine besides being offensive if rather funny
besides being offensive if rather funny
besides being offensive if rather funny I needed you got the show in hot water
I needed you got the show in hot water
I needed you got the show in hot water in the form of a lawsuit but not for the
in the form of a lawsuit but not for the
in the form of a lawsuit but not for the reason you think the Bourne company who
reason you think the Bourne company who
reason you think the Bourne company who owns the rights to when you wish upon a
owns the rights to when you wish upon a
owns the rights to when you wish upon a star filed the suit claiming that the
star filed the suit claiming that the
star filed the suit claiming that the new lyrics damaged the original
new lyrics damaged the original
new lyrics damaged the original integrity and infringed upon copyright
integrity and infringed upon copyright
integrity and infringed upon copyright however parody falls within fair use
however parody falls within fair use
however parody falls within fair use so Family Guy won the case and this
so Family Guy won the case and this
so Family Guy won the case and this outrageous song continues to run in
outrageous song continues to run in
outrageous song continues to run in syndication find me
syndication find me
syndication find me No
number five it’s a wonderful day for pie
number five it’s a wonderful day for pie it’s a wonderful day for pie the
it’s a wonderful day for pie the
it’s a wonderful day for pie the multiverse is full of musical
multiverse is full of musical
multiverse is full of musical possibilities which Brian and Stewie
possibilities which Brian and Stewie
possibilities which Brian and Stewie discover on their journey through
discover on their journey through
discover on their journey through alternate reality in one such locale the
alternate reality in one such locale the
alternate reality in one such locale the dual encounters a version of their
dual encounters a version of their
dual encounters a version of their family that spontaneously bursts into a
family that spontaneously bursts into a
family that spontaneously bursts into a song about pie in a musical moment
song about pie in a musical moment
song about pie in a musical moment inspired by Disney it’s a wonderful day
inspired by Disney it’s a wonderful day
inspired by Disney it’s a wonderful day for pie for pie ah hi accompanied by
for pie for pie ah hi accompanied by
for pie for pie ah hi accompanied by visuals like anthropomorphic animals and
visuals like anthropomorphic animals and
visuals like anthropomorphic animals and objects it’s a wonderful day for pie
objects it’s a wonderful day for pie
objects it’s a wonderful day for pie pokes fun at the typical Disney musical
pokes fun at the typical Disney musical
pokes fun at the typical Disney musical style but it’s just as catchy enchanting
style but it’s just as catchy enchanting
style but it’s just as catchy enchanting and enthralling as the material it
and enthralling as the material it
and enthralling as the material it Lampoon number four you have a you have
Lampoon number four you have a you have
Lampoon number four you have a you have a just you have a I hate to tell you boy
a just you have a I hate to tell you boy
a just you have a I hate to tell you boy that you have AIDS it must have taken a
that you have AIDS it must have taken a
that you have AIDS it must have taken a special kind of demented genius to come
special kind of demented genius to come
special kind of demented genius to come up with this cutaway song gag after
up with this cutaway song gag after
up with this cutaway song gag after Peter claims to be good at delivering
Peter claims to be good at delivering
Peter claims to be good at delivering bad news
bad news
bad news I got a neck for delivering bad news the
I got a neck for delivering bad news the
I got a neck for delivering bad news the scene cuts to him leading a barbershop
scene cuts to him leading a barbershop
scene cuts to him leading a barbershop quartet the serenading a poor AIDS
quartet the serenading a poor AIDS
quartet the serenading a poor AIDS patient about the fact that he has the
patient about the fact that he has the
patient about the fact that he has the terrible incurable disease not HIV but
terrible incurable disease not HIV but
terrible incurable disease not HIV but full the song is catchy a beat and in
full the song is catchy a beat and in
full the song is catchy a beat and in the worst possible taste which caused
the worst possible taste which caused
the worst possible taste which caused several aids support organizations to
several aids support organizations to
several aids support organizations to protest it however the fact that the
protest it however the fact that the
protest it however the fact that the song is so ironically tone-deaf is what
song is so ironically tone-deaf is what
song is so ironically tone-deaf is what makes it so effectively cringe-worthy
makes it so effectively cringe-worthy
makes it so effectively cringe-worthy and hilarious
yeah
yeah [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] a number three a bag of weed now
a number three a bag of weed now
a number three a bag of weed now everybody gather round and listen if you
everybody gather round and listen if you
everybody gather round and listen if you would when I tell you every person needs
would when I tell you every person needs
would when I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good frien’s attempts
a way of feeling good frien’s attempts
a way of feeling good frien’s attempts to get people excited to legalize
to get people excited to legalize
to get people excited to legalize marijuana at a park so strangely unheard
marijuana at a park so strangely unheard
marijuana at a park so strangely unheard so Stewie offers to spice up his
so Stewie offers to spice up his
so Stewie offers to spice up his presentation with an improvised musical
presentation with an improvised musical
presentation with an improvised musical number what follows is a cheerful and
number what follows is a cheerful and
number what follows is a cheerful and incredibly catchy song backed by a
incredibly catchy song backed by a
incredibly catchy song backed by a marching band and accompanied by
marching band and accompanied by
marching band and accompanied by creative choreography and fancy footwork
creative choreography and fancy footwork
creative choreography and fancy footwork in yet another example of Family Guy
in yet another example of Family Guy
in yet another example of Family Guy using a tune from film a bag of weed is
using a tune from film a bag of weed is
using a tune from film a bag of weed is based on the song me ol bamboo from
based on the song me ol bamboo from
based on the song me ol bamboo from chitty-chitty-bang-bang this
chitty-chitty-bang-bang this
chitty-chitty-bang-bang this countercultural melody blazes its own
countercultural melody blazes its own
countercultural melody blazes its own unique trail though
unique trail though
[Music]
[Music] number two shipoopi dammit Griffin I
number two shipoopi dammit Griffin I
number two shipoopi dammit Griffin I said no showboating
said no showboating
said no showboating when Peter joins the New England
when Peter joins the New England
when Peter joins the New England Patriots football team he shows off a
Patriots football team he shows off a
Patriots football team he shows off a bit after making a touchdown
bit after making a touchdown
bit after making a touchdown shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi
shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi
shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi you can on one
shipoopi shipoopi you can on one
shipoopi shipoopi you can on one occasion however he manages to take it
occasion however he manages to take it
occasion however he manages to take it to another level entirely launching into
to another level entirely launching into
to another level entirely launching into a rendition of shipoopi the song from
a rendition of shipoopi the song from
a rendition of shipoopi the song from the classic musical The Music Man
the classic musical The Music Man
the classic musical The Music Man shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi he is readily
shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi he is readily
shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi he is readily joined not only by the other players but
joined not only by the other players but
joined not only by the other players but also by the audience referees band and
also by the audience referees band and
also by the audience referees band and even viewers watching on TV in an
even viewers watching on TV in an
even viewers watching on TV in an elaborate utterly spontaneous
elaborate utterly spontaneous
elaborate utterly spontaneous extravaganza of song and dance this is
extravaganza of song and dance this is
extravaganza of song and dance this is one high-stepping show-stopping
one high-stepping show-stopping
one high-stepping show-stopping unforgettable moment in the show’s
unforgettable moment in the show’s
unforgettable moment in the show’s history that we still can’t get out of
history that we still can’t get out of
history that we still can’t get out of our heads
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions oh he
here are some honorable mentions oh he
here are some honorable mentions oh he doesn’t smell like Irish Spring and he
doesn’t smell like Irish Spring and he
doesn’t smell like Irish Spring and he never taught me anything but still I
never taught me anything but still I
never taught me anything but still I slept by Cheston sing of my drunken
slept by Cheston sing of my drunken
slept by Cheston sing of my drunken Irish dad we’re off on the Rhode Island
Irish dad we’re off on the Rhode Island
Irish dad we’re off on the Rhode Island we’re having the time of our lives we’ll
we’re having the time of our lives we’ll
we’re having the time of our lives we’ll do your homework every night is really
do your homework every night is really
do your homework every night is really hard that’s why we thought let’s keep it
hard that’s why we thought let’s keep it
hard that’s why we thought let’s keep it poppin my god this house is freakin
poppin my god this house is freakin
poppin my god this house is freakin swing number one the FBC song they will
swing number one the FBC song they will
swing number one the FBC song they will clean up all your talking in a managed
clean up all your talking in a managed
clean up all your talking in a managed such as this they will make you take a
such as this they will make you take a
such as this they will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
tinkle when you want to take a piss
tinkle when you want to take a piss after Peter creates his own TV station
after Peter creates his own TV station
after Peter creates his own TV station Lois calls in the FCC to censor him when
Lois calls in the FCC to censor him when
Lois calls in the FCC to censor him when its programming gets a bit too risque
its programming gets a bit too risque
its programming gets a bit too risque however Peter is ready with a rebuttal
however Peter is ready with a rebuttal
however Peter is ready with a rebuttal and launches into this song which is set
and launches into this song which is set
and launches into this song which is set to the tune of volunteer fireman’s
to the tune of volunteer fireman’s
to the tune of volunteer fireman’s picnic from the stage musical take me
picnic from the stage musical take me
picnic from the stage musical take me along Jacobson
along Jacobson
along Jacobson you’ll never win by messin with some
you’ll never win by messin with some
you’ll never win by messin with some fella Jessup I can fgg here accompanied
fella Jessup I can fgg here accompanied
fella Jessup I can fgg here accompanied by see li and brian things about
by see li and brian things about
by see li and brian things about america’s censorship bureau and there’s
america’s censorship bureau and there’s
america’s censorship bureau and there’s Rico nyan attempts to enforce decency
Rico nyan attempts to enforce decency
Rico nyan attempts to enforce decency upon television complete with clips of
upon television complete with clips of
upon television complete with clips of the many times Family Guy has given
the many times Family Guy has given
the many times Family Guy has given decency the big ol finger with its
decency the big ol finger with its
decency the big ol finger with its inspections melody and funny visuals
inspections melody and funny visuals
inspections melody and funny visuals this song is a hit with everyone even
this song is a hit with everyone even
this song is a hit with everyone even the FCC itself who unfortunately hasn’t
the FCC itself who unfortunately hasn’t
the FCC itself who unfortunately hasn’t taken the hint mr. Griffin that was
taken the hint mr. Griffin that was
taken the hint mr. Griffin that was terrific
terrific
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