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Top 10 Family Guy Jokes that Crossed the Line


but where are those good old-fashioned

but where are those good old-fashioned values well you won’t find them here

values well you won’t find them here

values well you won’t find them here welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10 Family Guy jokes that crossed the line

Family Guy jokes that crossed the line

Family Guy jokes that crossed the line I’m Bob Costas here with Boston Marathon

I’m Bob Costas here with Boston Marathon

I’m Bob Costas here with Boston Marathon winner Peter Griffin

winner Peter Griffin

winner Peter Griffin Peter how did you do it I’ll tell you

Peter how did you do it I’ll tell you

Peter how did you do it I’ll tell you Bob I just got in my car and drove it

Bob I just got in my car and drove it

Bob I just got in my car and drove it before we begin we published new videos

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more great content for this list we’ll be highlighting the Family Guy gags that

be highlighting the Family Guy gags that

be highlighting the Family Guy gags that went too far whether they made light a

went too far whether they made light a

went too far whether they made light a very sensitive topics or were just

very sensitive topics or were just

very sensitive topics or were just incredibly disgusting expect both mature

incredibly disgusting expect both mature

incredibly disgusting expect both mature content and spoilers ahead number 10

content and spoilers ahead number 10

content and spoilers ahead number 10 Jesus’s visit I’m actually glad you’re

Jesus’s visit I’m actually glad you’re

Jesus’s visit I’m actually glad you’re all here tonight I want to tell you that

all here tonight I want to tell you that

all here tonight I want to tell you that one of you will betray me

one of you will betray me

one of you will betray me when Peter learns that Jesus Christ has

when Peter learns that Jesus Christ has

when Peter learns that Jesus Christ has returned to earth and is keeping a low

returned to earth and is keeping a low

returned to earth and is keeping a low profile in Quahog the Griffin patriarch

profile in Quahog the Griffin patriarch

profile in Quahog the Griffin patriarch invites him over for dinner there Jesus

invites him over for dinner there Jesus

invites him over for dinner there Jesus tells the story of his crucifixion which

tells the story of his crucifixion which

tells the story of his crucifixion which doesn’t exactly make for a wholesome

doesn’t exactly make for a wholesome

doesn’t exactly make for a wholesome dinner conversation then they put me in

dinner conversation then they put me in

dinner conversation then they put me in a hole with a rock in front of it for

a hole with a rock in front of it for

a hole with a rock in front of it for two whole days and come Sunday BAM I

two whole days and come Sunday BAM I

two whole days and come Sunday BAM I rise from the dead okay that sounds like

rise from the dead okay that sounds like

rise from the dead okay that sounds like a nutty weekend but I can tap it Peter

a nutty weekend but I can tap it Peter

a nutty weekend but I can tap it Peter convinces Jesus to reveal himself to the

convinces Jesus to reveal himself to the

convinces Jesus to reveal himself to the world and the son of God quickly becomes

world and the son of God quickly becomes

world and the son of God quickly becomes a nationwide celebrity soaking up the

a nationwide celebrity soaking up the

a nationwide celebrity soaking up the limelight wow it’s not an intentionally

limelight wow it’s not an intentionally

limelight wow it’s not an intentionally harmful episode critics agree there’s

harmful episode critics agree there’s

harmful episode critics agree there’s something off-putting about Jesus being

something off-putting about Jesus being

something off-putting about Jesus being portrayed as a reckless Rockstar wannabe

portrayed as a reckless Rockstar wannabe

portrayed as a reckless Rockstar wannabe well at least there was one silver

well at least there was one silver

well at least there was one silver lining about this episode or have you

lining about this episode or have you

lining about this episode or have you not heard well a bad bad bird the bird

not heard well a bad bad bird the bird

not heard well a bad bad bird the bird is the word

is the word

is the word number nine somewhere that’s green here

number nine somewhere that’s green here

number nine somewhere that’s green here at rapture grass

at rapture grass

at rapture grass he loves to mow and we family guy takes

he loves to mow and we family guy takes

he loves to mow and we family guy takes pride in its funny / unique musical

pride in its funny / unique musical

pride in its funny / unique musical numbers but this this is just something

numbers but this this is just something

numbers but this this is just something else Herbert the creepy old man obsessed

else Herbert the creepy old man obsessed

else Herbert the creepy old man obsessed with Kris takes the teen out for dinner

with Kris takes the teen out for dinner

with Kris takes the teen out for dinner we then cut to a fantasy musical number

we then cut to a fantasy musical number

we then cut to a fantasy musical number of Herbert singing somewhere that’s

of Herbert singing somewhere that’s

of Herbert singing somewhere that’s green from Little Shop of Horrors with

green from Little Shop of Horrors with

green from Little Shop of Horrors with him as Audrey and Chris as Seymour

apparently you were supposed to

apparently you were supposed to sympathize with Herbert because he’s old

sympathize with Herbert because he’s old

sympathize with Herbert because he’s old and looking for love that doesn’t excuse

and looking for love that doesn’t excuse

and looking for love that doesn’t excuse his constant stalking all the scene does

his constant stalking all the scene does

his constant stalking all the scene does is take his obsession to a creepy new

is take his obsession to a creepy new

is take his obsession to a creepy new level in dressing him like Donna Reed

level in dressing him like Donna Reed

level in dressing him like Donna Reed does nothing to help his case

does nothing to help his case

does nothing to help his case [Music]

number eight prom night dumpster baby

number eight prom night dumpster baby I’m just a prom night dumpster baby I

I’m just a prom night dumpster baby I

I’m just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mom or dad the scene starts out

got no mom or dad the scene starts out

got no mom or dad the scene starts out as a cutaway of a girl at a prom

as a cutaway of a girl at a prom

as a cutaway of a girl at a prom dropping something in the dumpster and

dropping something in the dumpster and

dropping something in the dumpster and then it gets disturbing an abandoned

then it gets disturbing an abandoned

then it gets disturbing an abandoned baby with a Sinatra like voice sings the

baby with a Sinatra like voice sings the

baby with a Sinatra like voice sings the blues’ about being abandoned and is soon

blues’ about being abandoned and is soon

blues’ about being abandoned and is soon joined by other discarded infants all of

joined by other discarded infants all of

joined by other discarded infants all of them strutting their stuff while using

them strutting their stuff while using

them strutting their stuff while using their umbilical cords like canes I miss

their umbilical cords like canes I miss

their umbilical cords like canes I miss my mom she’s at the prom while the song

my mom she’s at the prom while the song

my mom she’s at the prom while the song has a certain charm to it and the

has a certain charm to it and the

has a certain charm to it and the visuals are definitely creative it still

visuals are definitely creative it still

visuals are definitely creative it still carries a note of shock value by

carries a note of shock value by

carries a note of shock value by featuring discarded infants left in the

featuring discarded infants left in the

featuring discarded infants left in the cold this is undoubtedly one of the show

cold this is undoubtedly one of the show

cold this is undoubtedly one of the show strangest musical numbers and yet it

strangest musical numbers and yet it

strangest musical numbers and yet it still managed to sneak its way past the

still managed to sneak its way past the

still managed to sneak its way past the censors

number seven Vietnam Memorial and

number seven Vietnam Memorial and there’s the Vietnam War Memorial during

there’s the Vietnam War Memorial during

there’s the Vietnam War Memorial during a road trip Peter in the gang passed by

a road trip Peter in the gang passed by

a road trip Peter in the gang passed by the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in

the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in

the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington DC while there they notice a

Washington DC while there they notice a

Washington DC while there they notice a Vietnamese man harassing two US veterans

Vietnamese man harassing two US veterans

Vietnamese man harassing two US veterans boasting loudly about how he killed

boasting loudly about how he killed

boasting loudly about how he killed several of their friends and referring

several of their friends and referring

several of their friends and referring to the memorial as a scoreboard like an

to the memorial as a scoreboard like an

to the memorial as a scoreboard like an obnoxious gamer scoreboard scoreboard

obnoxious gamer scoreboard scoreboard

obnoxious gamer scoreboard scoreboard who is this supposed to be funny for

who is this supposed to be funny for

who is this supposed to be funny for exactly not only does it paint

exactly not only does it paint

exactly not only does it paint Vietnamese people in an irritating

Vietnamese people in an irritating

Vietnamese people in an irritating negative light it’s also insulting the

negative light it’s also insulting the

negative light it’s also insulting the memories of those who served in the war

memories of those who served in the war

memories of those who served in the war Family Guy cutaways are usually

Family Guy cutaways are usually

Family Guy cutaways are usually pointless but entertaining but this one

pointless but entertaining but this one

pointless but entertaining but this one seems like it was made just to mock both

seems like it was made just to mock both

seems like it was made just to mock both parties hey I know that guy I killed him

parties hey I know that guy I killed him

parties hey I know that guy I killed him he cry like a bitch Vietnam number six

he cry like a bitch Vietnam number six

he cry like a bitch Vietnam number six Brian cleans Stewie’s diaper all right

Brian cleans Stewie’s diaper all right

Brian cleans Stewie’s diaper all right I’ll do it

I’ll do it

I’ll do it what are you talking about after getting

what are you talking about after getting

what are you talking about after getting locked in a bank vault

locked in a bank vault

locked in a bank vault Stewie poops his diaper and enlists

Stewie poops his diaper and enlists

Stewie poops his diaper and enlists Brian to help clean up the mess

Brian to help clean up the mess

Brian to help clean up the mess the two go back and forth as Stewie

the two go back and forth as Stewie

the two go back and forth as Stewie tries to convince Brian to lick his

tries to convince Brian to lick his

tries to convince Brian to lick his diaper clean until the latter

diaper clean until the latter

diaper clean until the latter reluctantly agrees okay but do it right

reluctantly agrees okay but do it right

reluctantly agrees okay but do it right here I don’t want to watch what follows

here I don’t want to watch what follows

here I don’t want to watch what follows is an agonizingly long sequence of brian

is an agonizingly long sequence of brian

is an agonizingly long sequence of brian eating Stewie’s waist and then Stewie’s

eating Stewie’s waist and then Stewie’s

eating Stewie’s waist and then Stewie’s vomit while we don’t see any of the

vomit while we don’t see any of the

vomit while we don’t see any of the feces fortunately this revolting scene

feces fortunately this revolting scene

feces fortunately this revolting scene is dragged on further than it should be

is dragged on further than it should be

is dragged on further than it should be and with no music or cutaway gags we

and with no music or cutaway gags we

and with no music or cutaway gags we have to endure every second of gross-out

have to endure every second of gross-out

have to endure every second of gross-out humor gone wrong foo yeah thanks number

humor gone wrong foo yeah thanks number

humor gone wrong foo yeah thanks number five Michael J Fox cutaway you only have

five Michael J Fox cutaway you only have

five Michael J Fox cutaway you only have two white shirts well I had a third one

two white shirts well I had a third one

two white shirts well I had a third one but I got ruined at that wine tasting at

but I got ruined at that wine tasting at

but I got ruined at that wine tasting at Michael J Fox his house Wow recollecting

Michael J Fox his house Wow recollecting

Michael J Fox his house Wow recollecting what happened to one of his shirts Peter

what happened to one of his shirts Peter

what happened to one of his shirts Peter makes a statement about a censored

makes a statement about a censored

makes a statement about a censored cutaway gag see he has this disease and

cutaway gag see he has this disease and

cutaway gag see he has this disease and it makes him shake a lot and what would

it makes him shake a lot and what would

it makes him shake a lot and what would all the shaking he spilled his wine all

all the shaking he spilled his wine all

all the shaking he spilled his wine all over my shirt and my shirt was ruined

over my shirt and my shirt was ruined

over my shirt and my shirt was ruined the cutaway was supposed to show Michael

the cutaway was supposed to show Michael

the cutaway was supposed to show Michael J Fox spilling wine on Peters shirt

J Fox spilling wine on Peters shirt

J Fox spilling wine on Peters shirt because of his Parkinson’s disease but

because of his Parkinson’s disease but

because of his Parkinson’s disease but Peter explains in detail why they

Peter explains in detail why they

Peter explains in detail why they weren’t going to show it and then

weren’t going to show it and then

weren’t going to show it and then they show it anyway so anyway that’s

they show it anyway so anyway that’s

they show it anyway so anyway that’s what happened to my shirt I’m glad we

what happened to my shirt I’m glad we

what happened to my shirt I’m glad we took the high road on this one what what

took the high road on this one what what

took the high road on this one what what yeah oh wait now they’re telling me they

yeah oh wait now they’re telling me they

yeah oh wait now they’re telling me they do want to show it this wasn’t the first

do want to show it this wasn’t the first

do want to show it this wasn’t the first time they’ve made a crack about

time they’ve made a crack about

time they’ve made a crack about Parkinson’s either having previously

Parkinson’s either having previously

Parkinson’s either having previously jabbed at Muhammad Ali drove it dumbass

jabbed at Muhammad Ali drove it dumbass

jabbed at Muhammad Ali drove it dumbass but this time they had the gall to say

but this time they had the gall to say

but this time they had the gall to say they wanted to take the high road only

they wanted to take the high road only

they wanted to take the high road only to completely backpedal for a cheap

to completely backpedal for a cheap

to completely backpedal for a cheap laugh at Michael’s expense I really like

laugh at Michael’s expense I really like

laugh at Michael’s expense I really like the finish on this garage son of a bitch

the finish on this garage son of a bitch

the finish on this garage son of a bitch what is your problem number four

what is your problem number four

what is your problem number four Quagmire’s dad’s sex change

Quagmire’s dad’s sex change

Quagmire’s dad’s sex change while I’m in Quahog I plan to have a

while I’m in Quahog I plan to have a

while I’m in Quahog I plan to have a sex-change operation oh come on just be

sex-change operation oh come on just be

sex-change operation oh come on just be gay Quagmire’s Navy man father is in

gay Quagmire’s Navy man father is in

gay Quagmire’s Navy man father is in town but the others are puzzled by his

town but the others are puzzled by his

town but the others are puzzled by his effeminate mannerisms they write it off

effeminate mannerisms they write it off

effeminate mannerisms they write it off as him being gay but it turns out it’s

as him being gay but it turns out it’s

as him being gay but it turns out it’s deeper than that he’s actually a

deeper than that he’s actually a

deeper than that he’s actually a transgender woman in town for a sex

transgender woman in town for a sex

transgender woman in town for a sex change and is changing his name to Ida

change and is changing his name to Ida

change and is changing his name to Ida all I’ve talked about for years with

all I’ve talked about for years with

all I’ve talked about for years with these people is what a war hero you were

these people is what a war hero you were

these people is what a war hero you were and I was I’m changing my future not my

and I was I’m changing my future not my

and I was I’m changing my future not my past

past

past Quagmire’s bitter attitude is more

Quagmire’s bitter attitude is more

Quagmire’s bitter attitude is more realistic he is uncomfortable and

realistic he is uncomfortable and

realistic he is uncomfortable and confused by the sudden change in someone

confused by the sudden change in someone

confused by the sudden change in someone he deeply admires everyone else’s

he deeply admires everyone else’s

he deeply admires everyone else’s attitude however is downright appalling

attitude however is downright appalling

attitude however is downright appalling as they make crude remarks and treat Ida

as they make crude remarks and treat Ida

as they make crude remarks and treat Ida like some sort of monster Ryan’s

like some sort of monster Ryan’s

like some sort of monster Ryan’s reaction is worst of all making what

reaction is worst of all making what

reaction is worst of all making what happens to him in the end all the more

happens to him in the end all the more

happens to him in the end all the more cathartic lay there and die you piece of

cathartic lay there and die you piece of

cathartic lay there and die you piece of crap

crap

crap number three epic act drinking contest

number three epic act drinking contest

number three epic act drinking contest all right you guys I got eight crates of

all right you guys I got eight crates of

all right you guys I got eight crates of ipecac from what all on my tab

ipecac from what all on my tab

ipecac from what all on my tab recklessly enjoying his new tab at

recklessly enjoying his new tab at

recklessly enjoying his new tab at Goldman’s pharmacy Peter goes off the

Goldman’s pharmacy Peter goes off the

Goldman’s pharmacy Peter goes off the deep end and buys eight cases of ipecac

deep end and buys eight cases of ipecac

deep end and buys eight cases of ipecac even challenges Brian Stewie and Chris

even challenges Brian Stewie and Chris

even challenges Brian Stewie and Chris to a drinking contest to see who vomited

to a drinking contest to see who vomited

to a drinking contest to see who vomited oohing good good so far in a matter of

oohing good good so far in a matter of

oohing good good so far in a matter of seconds everything goes south everyone

seconds everything goes south everyone

seconds everything goes south everyone starts regurgitating all over the room

starts regurgitating all over the room

starts regurgitating all over the room and each other crying in agony

and each other crying in agony

and each other crying in agony throughout the whole ordeal Oh God

oh my god my insides are on from there

oh my god my insides are on from there this goes on for a whole minute while

this goes on for a whole minute while

this goes on for a whole minute while we’re left watching in disgust as the

we’re left watching in disgust as the

we’re left watching in disgust as the idiots clutch their stomachs in pain the

idiots clutch their stomachs in pain the

idiots clutch their stomachs in pain the one saving grace is the punchline at the

one saving grace is the punchline at the

one saving grace is the punchline at the end o Mon chouchou however there is

end o Mon chouchou however there is

end o Mon chouchou however there is something worse than watching this

something worse than watching this

something worse than watching this gruesome display watching it in Reverse

– you have AIDS yo have a I hate to tell

– you have AIDS yo have a I hate to tell you boy dat you have AIDS when Peter

you boy dat you have AIDS when Peter

you boy dat you have AIDS when Peter boasts about being an ace at delivering

boasts about being an ace at delivering

boasts about being an ace at delivering bad news it leads to a cutaway gag of

bad news it leads to a cutaway gag of

bad news it leads to a cutaway gag of him and a barbershop quartet performing

him and a barbershop quartet performing

him and a barbershop quartet performing for a patient in the hospital informing

for a patient in the hospital informing

for a patient in the hospital informing the poor guy that he has developed

the poor guy that he has developed

the poor guy that he has developed full-blown AIDS

while the tune itself is a catchy

while the tune itself is a catchy earworm

earworm

earworm that fact didn’t make people any less

that fact didn’t make people any less

that fact didn’t make people any less upset especially protestors from several

upset especially protestors from several

upset especially protestors from several aids service organizations as it turns

aids service organizations as it turns

aids service organizations as it turns out making light of a deadly disease

out making light of a deadly disease

out making light of a deadly disease with an upbeat song doesn’t make a joke

with an upbeat song doesn’t make a joke

with an upbeat song doesn’t make a joke any less offensive

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

the DVD commentary revealed that the

the DVD commentary revealed that the song was made intentionally tasteless so

song was made intentionally tasteless so

song was made intentionally tasteless so the joke would work and it looks like

the joke would work and it looks like

the joke would work and it looks like they reaped what they sowed

[Applause]

[Applause] before we unveil our number one pick

before we unveil our number one pick

before we unveil our number one pick here are a few dishonorable mentions

here are a few dishonorable mentions

here are a few dishonorable mentions it’s just so horrible I’m sorry Louis I

it’s just so horrible I’m sorry Louis I

it’s just so horrible I’m sorry Louis I thought if I shook him enough he’d stop

thought if I shook him enough he’d stop

thought if I shook him enough he’d stop crying

crying

crying I haven’t felt a rush like this since I

I haven’t felt a rush like this since I

I haven’t felt a rush like this since I won that marathon hey was if I was gonna

won that marathon hey was if I was gonna

won that marathon hey was if I was gonna kill myself do I sweat my risks this way

kill myself do I sweat my risks this way

kill myself do I sweat my risks this way or this way number one I need a Jew with

or this way number one I need a Jew with

or this way number one I need a Jew with the Griffins facing financial

the Griffins facing financial

the Griffins facing financial destitution Peter wishes that he knew

destitution Peter wishes that he knew

destitution Peter wishes that he knew someone Jewish to handle his money

someone Jewish to handle his money

someone Jewish to handle his money troubles obviously playing into old

troubles obviously playing into old

troubles obviously playing into old stereotypes desperate Peter starts

stereotypes desperate Peter starts

stereotypes desperate Peter starts singing about his need for a Jew a

singing about his need for a Jew a

singing about his need for a Jew a musical number that features Hebrew

musical number that features Hebrew

musical number that features Hebrew imagery and one over the line lyric

imagery and one over the line lyric

imagery and one over the line lyric [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I need

in fact the episode was deemed too

in fact the episode was deemed too anti-semitic for Fox instead Adult Swim

anti-semitic for Fox instead Adult Swim

anti-semitic for Fox instead Adult Swim first aired it after the show’s

first aired it after the show’s

first aired it after the show’s cancellation now my troubles

cancellation now my troubles

cancellation now my troubles [Music]

hey the rest of the episode is actually

hey the rest of the episode is actually fairly tame and silly by Family Guy

fairly tame and silly by Family Guy

fairly tame and silly by Family Guy standards but that one jab opened the

standards but that one jab opened the

standards but that one jab opened the door for even more digs at religion in

door for even more digs at religion in

door for even more digs at religion in the future

the future

the future Shalom Jews do you agree with our pics

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