when you run out of Holidays to celebrate just make one up all of you
celebrate just make one up all of you
celebrate just make one up all of you are an important part of my life pal I’m
are an important part of my life pal I’m
are an important part of my life pal I’m glad I could be welcome to watchmojo.com
glad I could be welcome to watchmojo.com
glad I could be welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down the top
and today we’ll be counting down the top
and today we’ll be counting down the top 10 fictional TV holidays number 10
10 fictional TV holidays number 10
10 fictional TV holidays number 10 Chrismukkah The OC its Chrismukkah we
Chrismukkah The OC its Chrismukkah we
Chrismukkah The OC its Chrismukkah we make her own rules we credit Seth Cohen
make her own rules we credit Seth Cohen
make her own rules we credit Seth Cohen and his interfaith family with sparking
and his interfaith family with sparking
and his interfaith family with sparking this alternative holiday decorate the
this alternative holiday decorate the
this alternative holiday decorate the Christmas tree and light the Chanukah
Christmas tree and light the Chanukah
Christmas tree and light the Chanukah menorah Chrismukkah is eight days of
menorah Chrismukkah is eight days of
menorah Chrismukkah is eight days of presents followed by one day of many
presents followed by one day of many
presents followed by one day of many presents to honor Jewish traditions the
presents to honor Jewish traditions the
presents to honor Jewish traditions the family orders Chinese food and watches
family orders Chinese food and watches
family orders Chinese food and watches holiday flicks at home on Christmas Day
holiday flicks at home on Christmas Day
holiday flicks at home on Christmas Day you better pray for a Chrismukkah
you better pray for a Chrismukkah
you better pray for a Chrismukkah miracle
miracle
miracle I’ve got jesus and moses on my side man
I’ve got jesus and moses on my side man
I’ve got jesus and moses on my side man number nine the festival of the bells
number nine the festival of the bells
number nine the festival of the bells Fraggle Rock a Muppet family Christmas
Fraggle Rock a Muppet family Christmas
Fraggle Rock a Muppet family Christmas the Bell is silly it’s a waste of time
the Bell is silly it’s a waste of time
the Bell is silly it’s a waste of time Oh The Rock will fall on you saying
Oh The Rock will fall on you saying
Oh The Rock will fall on you saying things like that Fraggle legend says
things like that Fraggle legend says
things like that Fraggle legend says that when the weather gets colder near
that when the weather gets colder near
that when the weather gets colder near winter solstice the rock slows down to
winter solstice the rock slows down to
winter solstice the rock slows down to kick start it for another year the great
kick start it for another year the great
kick start it for another year the great Bell found at the center of the rock
Bell found at the center of the rock
Bell found at the center of the rock must ring for that to happen all
must ring for that to happen all
must ring for that to happen all Fraggles must ring their own bells other
Fraggles must ring their own bells other
Fraggles must ring their own bells other rituals include the dance of the weave
rituals include the dance of the weave
rituals include the dance of the weave of beasts and giving the same pebble to
of beasts and giving the same pebble to
of beasts and giving the same pebble to each other over and over when it’s nice
each other over and over when it’s nice
each other over and over when it’s nice [Music]
number eight yaks miss Ren and Stimpy
number eight yaks miss Ren and Stimpy why win don’t you know it’s yaks massif
why win don’t you know it’s yaks massif
why win don’t you know it’s yaks massif don’t forget to hang your dirty long
don’t forget to hang your dirty long
don’t forget to hang your dirty long johns on the wall yaks mas’ is upon us
johns on the wall yaks mas’ is upon us
johns on the wall yaks mas’ is upon us every child dreams of seeing stinky
every child dreams of seeing stinky
every child dreams of seeing stinky whistle teats as he floats through the
whistle teats as he floats through the
whistle teats as he floats through the air and his enchanted canoe make sure to
air and his enchanted canoe make sure to
air and his enchanted canoe make sure to decorate appropriately so he chooses
decorate appropriately so he chooses
decorate appropriately so he chooses your lawn to pass out on if you’ve been
your lawn to pass out on if you’ve been
your lawn to pass out on if you’ve been nice you can expect lots of sausage and
nice you can expect lots of sausage and
nice you can expect lots of sausage and pre-chewed bubble gum for the whole
pre-chewed bubble gum for the whole
pre-chewed bubble gum for the whole family to enjoy number seven
family to enjoy number seven
family to enjoy number seven weasel stompin Day Robot Chicken
weasel stompin Day Robot Chicken
weasel stompin Day Robot Chicken featuring Weird Al Yankovic grab your
featuring Weird Al Yankovic grab your
featuring Weird Al Yankovic grab your heaviest boots and your viking helmet
heaviest boots and your viking helmet
heaviest boots and your viking helmet and don’t forget to smear the line with
and don’t forget to smear the line with
and don’t forget to smear the line with mayonnaise to attract your furry victims
mayonnaise to attract your furry victims
mayonnaise to attract your furry victims weasel stompin day happens every year on
weasel stompin day happens every year on
weasel stompin day happens every year on the fictional date of
the fictional date of
the fictional date of June 31st and is just one example of a
June 31st and is just one example of a
June 31st and is just one example of a holiday PETA would hate but boy there’s
holiday PETA would hate but boy there’s
holiday PETA would hate but boy there’s nothing like the sound of cracking
nothing like the sound of cracking
nothing like the sound of cracking weasel bones number six merlinpeen the
weasel bones number six merlinpeen the
weasel bones number six merlinpeen the verdukianism secret santa invent a
verdukianism secret santa invent a
verdukianism secret santa invent a religion merlinpeen is one of the most
religion merlinpeen is one of the most
religion merlinpeen is one of the most celebrated traditions of verdukianism
celebrated traditions of verdukianism
celebrated traditions of verdukianism and allows adherents to leave work early
and allows adherents to leave work early
and allows adherents to leave work early to go see a movie other bizarre customs
to go see a movie other bizarre customs
to go see a movie other bizarre customs include decorating with a bowl of meat
include decorating with a bowl of meat
include decorating with a bowl of meat cubes and a picture of Jimmy Connors and
cubes and a picture of Jimmy Connors and
cubes and a picture of Jimmy Connors and much much more there is even a
much much more there is even a
much much more there is even a merlinpeen Carol sort of number five
merlinpeen Carol sort of number five
merlinpeen Carol sort of number five refrigerator day dinosaurs before the
refrigerator day dinosaurs before the
refrigerator day dinosaurs before the fridge dinosaurs roamed for food so
fridge dinosaurs roamed for food so
fridge dinosaurs roamed for food so pangaea’s most important holiday
pangaea’s most important holiday
pangaea’s most important holiday celebrates this life-changing invention
celebrates this life-changing invention
celebrates this life-changing invention fridge day is the dinosaurs answer to
fridge day is the dinosaurs answer to
fridge day is the dinosaurs answer to Christmas and is observed by giving
Christmas and is observed by giving
Christmas and is observed by giving presents decorating the home singing
presents decorating the home singing
presents decorating the home singing festive carols and a pageant however
festive carols and a pageant however
festive carols and a pageant however like Christmas
like Christmas
like Christmas commercialization can interfere and even
commercialization can interfere and even
commercialization can interfere and even dinosaurs can get carried away using
dinosaurs can get carried away using
dinosaurs can get carried away using refrigerator day to sell paints or the
refrigerator day to sell paints or the
refrigerator day to sell paints or the cheapens the holiday don’t you think Oh
cheapens the holiday don’t you think Oh
cheapens the holiday don’t you think Oh who’s to say that’s one of those big
who’s to say that’s one of those big
who’s to say that’s one of those big confusing moral issues number 4 blacking
confusing moral issues number 4 blacking
confusing moral issues number 4 blacking day The Simpsons this ritual is not for
day The Simpsons this ritual is not for
day The Simpsons this ritual is not for the faint of heart
the faint of heart
the faint of heart every May 10th the people of Springfield
every May 10th the people of Springfield
every May 10th the people of Springfield leur snakes into town to beat them with
leur snakes into town to beat them with
leur snakes into town to beat them with wooden clubs the holiday actually
wooden clubs the holiday actually
wooden clubs the holiday actually originated as a way to beat the Irish
originated as a way to beat the Irish
originated as a way to beat the Irish but fortunately Bart and Barry White
but fortunately Bart and Barry White
but fortunately Bart and Barry White helped the town change their ways in
helped the town change their ways in
helped the town change their ways in reality whacking day was based on a
reality whacking day was based on a
reality whacking day was based on a similar snake beating festival in Texas
similar snake beating festival in Texas
similar snake beating festival in Texas don’t pretend you’re surprised snakes
don’t pretend you’re surprised snakes
don’t pretend you’re surprised snakes everywhere
everywhere
everywhere getting ready for whacking Bay what’s
getting ready for whacking Bay what’s
getting ready for whacking Bay what’s working day number 3 Freedom Day
working day number 3 Freedom Day
working day number 3 Freedom Day robanukah Futurama Futurama invent
robanukah Futurama Futurama invent
robanukah Futurama Futurama invent – awesome fictional holidays Freedom Day
– awesome fictional holidays Freedom Day
– awesome fictional holidays Freedom Day allows you to do whatever you want
allows you to do whatever you want
allows you to do whatever you want including nude hot tubbing if you want
including nude hot tubbing if you want
including nude hot tubbing if you want to do something you do it
to do something you do it
to do something you do it and to split with the consequences you
and to split with the consequences you
and to split with the consequences you know like how I live every day Oh
know like how I live every day Oh
know like how I live every day Oh robanukah
robanukah
robanukah on the other hand is a robot holiday
on the other hand is a robot holiday
on the other hand is a robot holiday Benner invented to skip work this is the
Benner invented to skip work this is the
Benner invented to skip work this is the first actual work you’ve ever had to do
first actual work you’ve ever had to do
first actual work you’ve ever had to do around here well I’m not doing it it’s
around here well I’m not doing it it’s
around here well I’m not doing it it’s the holiest time on the robot calendar
the holiest time on the robot calendar
the holiest time on the robot calendar and comes after the equally fake Robo
and comes after the equally fake Robo
and comes after the equally fake Robo mode on and ro bonza – mark robanukah
mode on and ro bonza – mark robanukah
mode on and ro bonza – mark robanukah Fembots wrestle and petroleum for six
Fembots wrestle and petroleum for six
Fembots wrestle and petroleum for six and a half weeks
and a half weeks
and a half weeks number two life day the Star Wars
number two life day the Star Wars
number two life day the Star Wars Holiday Special
Holiday Special
Holiday Special I wouldn’t worry about Chewbacca I know
I wouldn’t worry about Chewbacca I know
I wouldn’t worry about Chewbacca I know him and he hasn’t missed a life day yet
him and he hasn’t missed a life day yet
him and he hasn’t missed a life day yet right the sacred Wookiee ritual of life
right the sacred Wookiee ritual of life
right the sacred Wookiee ritual of life day is celebrated by the residents of
day is celebrated by the residents of
day is celebrated by the residents of Kashyyyk – remember family members
Kashyyyk – remember family members
Kashyyyk – remember family members who’ve passed away and to honor the
who’ve passed away and to honor the
who’ve passed away and to honor the young others in the Star Wars universe
young others in the Star Wars universe
young others in the Star Wars universe celebrate as well in the spirit of
celebrate as well in the spirit of
celebrate as well in the spirit of galactic peace traditions include eating
galactic peace traditions include eating
galactic peace traditions include eating lighting fireworks and singing please
number one Festivus Seinfeld the
number one Festivus Seinfeld the tradition of Festivus begins with the
tradition of Festivus begins with the
tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances I got a lot of
airing of grievances I got a lot of
airing of grievances I got a lot of problems with your people dig that pull
problems with your people dig that pull
problems with your people dig that pull out of the crawlspace prepare for the
out of the crawlspace prepare for the
out of the crawlspace prepare for the feats of strength and make sure you’ve
feats of strength and make sure you’ve
feats of strength and make sure you’ve got plenty of grievances to air best
got plenty of grievances to air best
got plenty of grievances to air best service time is here
service time is here
service time is here Frank Costanza invented the celebration
Frank Costanza invented the celebration
Frank Costanza invented the celebration to fight holiday consumerism after
to fight holiday consumerism after
to fight holiday consumerism after getting into a fistfight over a doll for
getting into a fistfight over a doll for
getting into a fistfight over a doll for his son who doesn’t love a celebration
his son who doesn’t love a celebration
his son who doesn’t love a celebration where you tell your friends and family
where you tell your friends and family
where you tell your friends and family how they’ve disappointed you December
how they’ve disappointed you December
how they’ve disappointed you December 23rd it’s a Festivus for the rest of us
23rd it’s a Festivus for the rest of us
23rd it’s a Festivus for the rest of us it’s nothing it’s a stupid holiday my
it’s nothing it’s a stupid holiday my
it’s nothing it’s a stupid holiday my father invented it doesn’t exist
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