just because they’re super doesn’t mean they’re without flaws spider-man just
they’re without flaws spider-man just
they’re without flaws spider-man just move around fine a huge welcome to
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counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten dysfunctional superhero relationships
sounded expensive
sounded expensive I’m guessing okay for this list we will
I’m guessing okay for this list we will
I’m guessing okay for this list we will be looking at super hero and super
be looking at super hero and super
be looking at super hero and super villain couples from comic books and
villain couples from comic books and
villain couples from comic books and other mediums that came with some heavy
other mediums that came with some heavy
other mediums that came with some heavy baggage whether it be emotional or
baggage whether it be emotional or
baggage whether it be emotional or physical disputes much did you do that I
physical disputes much did you do that I
physical disputes much did you do that I don’t do freaky deaky while their love
don’t do freaky deaky while their love
don’t do freaky deaky while their love triangle is legendary Archie Betty and
triangle is legendary Archie Betty and
triangle is legendary Archie Betty and Veronica aren’t super so they’re
Veronica aren’t super so they’re
Veronica aren’t super so they’re excluded
excluded
excluded we’re also excluding relationships that
we’re also excluding relationships that
we’re also excluding relationships that were short flings or one-night stands
were short flings or one-night stands
were short flings or one-night stands this is sitting around drinking cocoa
this is sitting around drinking cocoa
this is sitting around drinking cocoa and getting funny looks from rich people
and getting funny looks from rich people
and getting funny looks from rich people yeah well next time plan your own during
yeah well next time plan your own during
yeah well next time plan your own during vacation Oh she’ll wait number 10
vacation Oh she’ll wait number 10
vacation Oh she’ll wait number 10 Cyclops and Emma Frost you had me
Cyclops and Emma Frost you had me
Cyclops and Emma Frost you had me worried geez
oh yeah
oh yeah fans of the x-men franchise are fully
fans of the x-men franchise are fully
fans of the x-men franchise are fully aware that the most sought-after lady
aware that the most sought-after lady
aware that the most sought-after lady was Jean Grey
was Jean Grey
was Jean Grey aka Jean Grey she had Wolverine pining
aka Jean Grey she had Wolverine pining
aka Jean Grey she had Wolverine pining for her but in the end her heart
for her but in the end her heart
for her but in the end her heart belonged to the optic laser blasting
belonged to the optic laser blasting
belonged to the optic laser blasting Scott Summers she was nice to the guy he
Scott Summers she was nice to the guy he
Scott Summers she was nice to the guy he got the wrong idea
got the wrong idea
got the wrong idea so you finally confronted him about it
so you finally confronted him about it
so you finally confronted him about it you might say that in the comics however
you might say that in the comics however
you might say that in the comics however Jean dies as heroes are what to do
Jean dies as heroes are what to do
Jean dies as heroes are what to do however she stayed dead long enough for
however she stayed dead long enough for
however she stayed dead long enough for Cyclops to move on and start dating the
Cyclops to move on and start dating the
Cyclops to move on and start dating the reformed villain Emma Frost with whom he
reformed villain Emma Frost with whom he
reformed villain Emma Frost with whom he was already having a psychic affair with
was already having a psychic affair with
was already having a psychic affair with anyway
pathetic
pathetic their relationship was rocky at best
their relationship was rocky at best
their relationship was rocky at best however as Emma Frost was never able to
however as Emma Frost was never able to
however as Emma Frost was never able to fully shake her dark side and Cyclops
fully shake her dark side and Cyclops
fully shake her dark side and Cyclops felt guilty over genes death could we
felt guilty over genes death could we
felt guilty over genes death could we have done more to save her in the past
have done more to save her in the past
have done more to save her in the past she may have letters number 9 spider-man
she may have letters number 9 spider-man
she may have letters number 9 spider-man and black cat you got a sweet little
and black cat you got a sweet little
and black cat you got a sweet little steel set there’s fighting you want in
steel set there’s fighting you want in
steel set there’s fighting you want in on this gig we could split the take gig
on this gig we could split the take gig
on this gig we could split the take gig take these words are strange to me Peter
take these words are strange to me Peter
take these words are strange to me Peter Parker may have serious luck with the
Parker may have serious luck with the
Parker may have serious luck with the ladies but spider-man just seems to
ladies but spider-man just seems to
ladies but spider-man just seems to attract the wrong kind of girl the most
attract the wrong kind of girl the most
attract the wrong kind of girl the most dangerous of these was the master thief
dangerous of these was the master thief
dangerous of these was the master thief and Catwoman wannabe Felicia Hardy aka
and Catwoman wannabe Felicia Hardy aka
and Catwoman wannabe Felicia Hardy aka the black cat they began their
the black cat they began their
the black cat they began their relationship with simple fun and
relationship with simple fun and
relationship with simple fun and flirtation but quarreled over Felicia’s
flirtation but quarreled over Felicia’s
flirtation but quarreled over Felicia’s love of all things shiny
while the pair of had their share of
while the pair of had their share of physical rumps any chance of love was
physical rumps any chance of love was
physical rumps any chance of love was lost not only due to them operating on
lost not only due to them operating on
lost not only due to them operating on different sides of the law but also
different sides of the law but also
different sides of the law but also because black hat only has eyes for
because black hat only has eyes for
because black hat only has eyes for spider-man and not the man underneath
dare departure was probably for the best
dare departure was probably for the best but there’s no doubt they would have
but there’s no doubt they would have
but there’s no doubt they would have made an epic power couple I love it when
made an epic power couple I love it when
made an epic power couple I love it when a plan comes together
a plan comes together
a plan comes together thanks for waiting till the last second
thanks for waiting till the last second
thanks for waiting till the last second timing is everything let me do it this
timing is everything let me do it this
timing is everything let me do it this takes muscle number eight Bruce Banner
takes muscle number eight Bruce Banner
takes muscle number eight Bruce Banner and Betty Ross
the Incredible Hulk is known for
the Incredible Hulk is known for breaking lots of stuff unfortunately
breaking lots of stuff unfortunately
breaking lots of stuff unfortunately that also includes Bruce’s relationship
that also includes Bruce’s relationship
that also includes Bruce’s relationship with his sweetheart while the two tried
with his sweetheart while the two tried
with his sweetheart while the two tried their hardest to pursue a happy marriage
their hardest to pursue a happy marriage
their hardest to pursue a happy marriage the green behemoth didn’t make it easy
the green behemoth didn’t make it easy
the green behemoth didn’t make it easy for either of them
things were made infinitely more
things were made infinitely more complicated by the fact that Betty’s
complicated by the fact that Betty’s
complicated by the fact that Betty’s father general Ross swore to bring the
father general Ross swore to bring the
father general Ross swore to bring the Hulk down even if that means killing
Hulk down even if that means killing
Hulk down even if that means killing banner in the process please don’t do
banner in the process please don’t do
banner in the process please don’t do this you can’t see this clearly not
this you can’t see this clearly not
this you can’t see this clearly not getting serious
getting serious
getting serious target is in the overpass eventually
target is in the overpass eventually
target is in the overpass eventually Betty found herself unwillingly
Betty found herself unwillingly
Betty found herself unwillingly following in her father’s footsteps when
following in her father’s footsteps when
following in her father’s footsteps when she became the red she-hulk one of the
she became the red she-hulk one of the
she became the red she-hulk one of the Hulk’s most formidable enemies these two
Hulk’s most formidable enemies these two
Hulk’s most formidable enemies these two doomed lovers are basically a marriage
doomed lovers are basically a marriage
doomed lovers are basically a marriage counselors dream come true though
number seven Elektra and daredevil youth
number seven Elektra and daredevil youth any best I can trust
any best I can trust
any best I can trust mom sweetheart you don’t break into my
mom sweetheart you don’t break into my
mom sweetheart you don’t break into my house and then talk to me about trust
house and then talk to me about trust
house and then talk to me about trust justice and revenge are two sides of the
justice and revenge are two sides of the
justice and revenge are two sides of the same coin and so are these two trained
same coin and so are these two trained
same coin and so are these two trained to be lethal weapons each sharing a
to be lethal weapons each sharing a
to be lethal weapons each sharing a tragic past both operating outside the
tragic past both operating outside the
tragic past both operating outside the law they seem like they were made for
law they seem like they were made for
law they seem like they were made for each other
each other
each other we get arrested for breaking and
we get arrested for breaking and
we get arrested for breaking and entering the fun kind of stops shows
entering the fun kind of stops shows
entering the fun kind of stops shows what you know
what you know
what you know in some cases they are but with
in some cases they are but with
in some cases they are but with Daredevils moral code and Electra’s lack
Daredevils moral code and Electra’s lack
Daredevils moral code and Electra’s lack thereof there is some serious strain on
thereof there is some serious strain on
thereof there is some serious strain on their relationship throw in the fact
their relationship throw in the fact
their relationship throw in the fact that Elektra has a tendency to keep
that Elektra has a tendency to keep
that Elektra has a tendency to keep dying and that Matt Murdock has been
dying and that Matt Murdock has been
dying and that Matt Murdock has been known to take multiple women to bed it’s
known to take multiple women to bed it’s
known to take multiple women to bed it’s safe to say that these two were lacking
safe to say that these two were lacking
safe to say that these two were lacking a solid foundation to build their
a solid foundation to build their
a solid foundation to build their relationship on from the get-go no you
relationship on from the get-go no you
relationship on from the get-go no you said I was blind so you can see he’s
said I was blind so you can see he’s
said I was blind so you can see he’s complicated number six ultimate
complicated number six ultimate
complicated number six ultimate Quicksilver and ultimate Scarlet Witch
Quicksilver and ultimate Scarlet Witch
Quicksilver and ultimate Scarlet Witch send out the twins what’s too short
send out the twins what’s too short
send out the twins what’s too short it’s what they signed up for before you
it’s what they signed up for before you
it’s what they signed up for before you ask yes in the Ultimate Universe they
ask yes in the Ultimate Universe they
ask yes in the Ultimate Universe they are still siblings the children of the
are still siblings the children of the
are still siblings the children of the infamous mutant supremacist Magneto
infamous mutant supremacist Magneto
infamous mutant supremacist Magneto these two super powers twins have been
these two super powers twins have been
these two super powers twins have been portrayed as both heroes and villains in
portrayed as both heroes and villains in
portrayed as both heroes and villains in the Marvel Universe
the Marvel Universe
the Marvel Universe sometimes they’re by their father’s side
sometimes they’re by their father’s side
sometimes they’re by their father’s side fighting against the x-men while in
fighting against the x-men while in
fighting against the x-men while in other timelines they’re proud members of
other timelines they’re proud members of
other timelines they’re proud members of the Avengers they’re romantic and very
the Avengers they’re romantic and very
the Avengers they’re romantic and very physical relationship however is
physical relationship however is
physical relationship however is exclusive to the Ultimate Universe and
exclusive to the Ultimate Universe and
exclusive to the Ultimate Universe and certainly comes as a shock to the rest
certainly comes as a shock to the rest
certainly comes as a shock to the rest of the Ultimates the Marvel Cinematic
of the Ultimates the Marvel Cinematic
of the Ultimates the Marvel Cinematic Universe may take a lot of inspiration
Universe may take a lot of inspiration
Universe may take a lot of inspiration from The Ultimates but we’re glad that
from The Ultimates but we’re glad that
from The Ultimates but we’re glad that Joss Whedon didn’t decide to include
Joss Whedon didn’t decide to include
Joss Whedon didn’t decide to include this aspect in age of Ultron how could
this aspect in age of Ultron how could
this aspect in age of Ultron how could you how could I what number five rogue
you how could I what number five rogue
you how could I what number five rogue and gambit
and gambit
and gambit how about we go to the rien stand how
how about we go to the rien stand how
how about we go to the rien stand how about getting your butt out of my car
about getting your butt out of my car
about getting your butt out of my car the x-men’s casian master of cards and
the x-men’s casian master of cards and
the x-men’s casian master of cards and southern belle already have more
southern belle already have more
southern belle already have more problems than most when it comes to
problems than most when it comes to
problems than most when it comes to their relationship should anyone touch
their relationship should anyone touch
their relationship should anyone touch rogue for too long they risk going into
rogue for too long they risk going into
rogue for too long they risk going into a coma or even dying what in the world
imagine being in a relationship with
imagine being in a relationship with someone can’t even touch however a lot
someone can’t even touch however a lot
someone can’t even touch however a lot of their most romantic and tender
of their most romantic and tender
of their most romantic and tender moments have come from their inability
moments have come from their inability
moments have come from their inability to hold each other there one of the
to hold each other there one of the
to hold each other there one of the longest-running on-again off-again
longest-running on-again off-again
longest-running on-again off-again couples in the Marvel Universe and
couples in the Marvel Universe and
couples in the Marvel Universe and they’re at their most dramatic during
they’re at their most dramatic during
they’re at their most dramatic during their breaks
their breaks
their breaks don’t you know gammas ready for any time
don’t you know gammas ready for any time
don’t you know gammas ready for any time you sure you’re up to this call share em
you sure you’re up to this call share em
you sure you’re up to this call share em loose topspin while both of them have
loose topspin while both of them have
loose topspin while both of them have tried on multiple occasions to move on
tried on multiple occasions to move on
tried on multiple occasions to move on their relationship is one of their
their relationship is one of their
their relationship is one of their characters most defining aspects
number four hawkman and hawkgirl your
number four hawkman and hawkgirl your flying is still clumsy like a bird just
flying is still clumsy like a bird just
flying is still clumsy like a bird just out of the nest
out of the nest
out of the nest maybe that’s because up until two months
maybe that’s because up until two months
maybe that’s because up until two months ago I was a barista not some damn winged
ago I was a barista not some damn winged
ago I was a barista not some damn winged demigoddess the issue considered couples
demigoddess the issue considered couples
demigoddess the issue considered couples counseling in some ways you could say
counseling in some ways you could say
counseling in some ways you could say these two were made for each other
these two were made for each other
these two were made for each other and maybe that’s their biggest problem
and maybe that’s their biggest problem
and maybe that’s their biggest problem hailing from thanagar these two wicked
hailing from thanagar these two wicked
hailing from thanagar these two wicked pictures of physical perfection are
pictures of physical perfection are
pictures of physical perfection are stuck in a constant state of rebirth
stuck in a constant state of rebirth
stuck in a constant state of rebirth destined to find each other again and
destined to find each other again and
destined to find each other again and again until they are claimed by death
again until they are claimed by death
again until they are claimed by death starting the cycle all over again
starting the cycle all over again
starting the cycle all over again we’re not reincarnated lovers come with
we’re not reincarnated lovers come with
we’re not reincarnated lovers come with me
me
me once you touch it you’ll understand
once you touch it you’ll understand
once you touch it you’ll understand hands off huh it’s not surprising that
hands off huh it’s not surprising that
hands off huh it’s not surprising that once they become aware of this cycle
once they become aware of this cycle
once they become aware of this cycle they begin to drift apart in pursuit of
they begin to drift apart in pursuit of
they begin to drift apart in pursuit of their own lives I’ve been hoping to talk
their own lives I’ve been hoping to talk
their own lives I’ve been hoping to talk to you for a very long time and you are
to you for a very long time and you are
to you for a very long time and you are with each incarnation comes new trials
with each incarnation comes new trials
with each incarnation comes new trials to overcome whether they’re either
to overcome whether they’re either
to overcome whether they’re either running from or accepting their romantic
running from or accepting their romantic
running from or accepting their romantic prison
prison
prison I’ve waited thousands of years for us to
I’ve waited thousands of years for us to
I’ve waited thousands of years for us to fight each other
fight each other
fight each other I can write a little longer
number three ultimate giant man and
number three ultimate giant man and ultimate wasp easy Hank set down the
ultimate wasp easy Hank set down the
ultimate wasp easy Hank set down the very dangerous science thingy and talked
very dangerous science thingy and talked
very dangerous science thingy and talked to us you know what this was a bad idea
to us you know what this was a bad idea
to us you know what this was a bad idea why don’t you leave it’s no secret that
why don’t you leave it’s no secret that
why don’t you leave it’s no secret that while his genius was a crucial factor in
while his genius was a crucial factor in
while his genius was a crucial factor in helping the Avengers overcome all kinds
helping the Avengers overcome all kinds
helping the Avengers overcome all kinds of threats Hank Pym also has one hell of
of threats Hank Pym also has one hell of
of threats Hank Pym also has one hell of a dark side constrictor was our only
a dark side constrictor was our only
a dark side constrictor was our only lead to finding out who killed Hank
lead to finding out who killed Hank
lead to finding out who killed Hank so Pym was the weak link in your little
so Pym was the weak link in your little
so Pym was the weak link in your little Club better off without him probably the
Club better off without him probably the
Club better off without him probably the most famous case of domestic abuse among
most famous case of domestic abuse among
most famous case of domestic abuse among superheroes this was also a trait that
superheroes this was also a trait that
superheroes this was also a trait that carried over into the Ultimates comic
carried over into the Ultimates comic
carried over into the Ultimates comic book series despite being younger giant
book series despite being younger giant
book series despite being younger giant man and the wasps relationship was no
man and the wasps relationship was no
man and the wasps relationship was no less violent if anything it portrayed
less violent if anything it portrayed
less violent if anything it portrayed Hank in a much darker way than ever
Hank in a much darker way than ever
Hank in a much darker way than ever before the most infamous of these
before the most infamous of these
before the most infamous of these instances came when he uses his ants to
instances came when he uses his ants to
instances came when he uses his ants to torture Janet while she’s shrunk down to
torture Janet while she’s shrunk down to
torture Janet while she’s shrunk down to her wasp size and then sprayed her with
her wasp size and then sprayed her with
her wasp size and then sprayed her with bug spray when she refused to come out
bug spray when she refused to come out
bug spray when she refused to come out and talk to him
and talk to him
and talk to him yeesh you mentioned my wife again and
yeesh you mentioned my wife again and
yeesh you mentioned my wife again and I’ll show you ferocity number two Batman
I’ll show you ferocity number two Batman
I’ll show you ferocity number two Batman and Catwoman hmm probably my imagination
and Catwoman hmm probably my imagination
and Catwoman hmm probably my imagination probably not the Caped Crusader has an
probably not the Caped Crusader has an
probably not the Caped Crusader has an extensive list of ladies in his life
extensive list of ladies in his life
extensive list of ladies in his life while some are just arm candy to sell
while some are just arm candy to sell
while some are just arm candy to sell the Bruce Wayne playboy billionaire
the Bruce Wayne playboy billionaire
the Bruce Wayne playboy billionaire persona there are a few who have truly
persona there are a few who have truly
persona there are a few who have truly captured his heart and all my days are
captured his heart and all my days are
captured his heart and all my days are trances and all my nightly dreams are
trances and all my nightly dreams are
trances and all my nightly dreams are where thy dark eye glances and where thy
where thy dark eye glances and where thy
where thy dark eye glances and where thy footstep gleams our pick of the litter
footstep gleams our pick of the litter
footstep gleams our pick of the litter hand to go to the cat who complements
hand to go to the cat who complements
hand to go to the cat who complements the bat in almost every way while her
the bat in almost every way while her
the bat in almost every way while her love for thievery constantly causes her
love for thievery constantly causes her
love for thievery constantly causes her to clash with the dark night it also
to clash with the dark night it also
to clash with the dark night it also guarantees that they will always cross
guarantees that they will always cross
guarantees that they will always cross paths
there’s really no doubt that the to care
there’s really no doubt that the to care for each other and if they weren’t so
for each other and if they weren’t so
for each other and if they weren’t so stubborn about their own ideals they
stubborn about their own ideals they
stubborn about their own ideals they would be one of the greatest couples in
would be one of the greatest couples in
would be one of the greatest couples in comics but for now they’ll just have to
comics but for now they’ll just have to
comics but for now they’ll just have to stick to fleeting moonlit romances
before we reveal our number one pick
before we reveal our number one pick here are a few honorable mentions
number one the Joker and Harley Quinn
number one the Joker and Harley Quinn go away I’m busy come on puddin don’t
go away I’m busy come on puddin don’t
go away I’m busy come on puddin don’t you want to rev up your Harley Oh Harley
you want to rev up your Harley Oh Harley
you want to rev up your Harley Oh Harley we know a guy who can make you laugh is
we know a guy who can make you laugh is
we know a guy who can make you laugh is attractive but even you deserve so much
attractive but even you deserve so much
attractive but even you deserve so much better I give the punchlines around here
better I give the punchlines around here
better I give the punchlines around here got it yes the Clown Prince of Crime
got it yes the Clown Prince of Crime
got it yes the Clown Prince of Crime always manages to find himself thugs and
always manages to find himself thugs and
always manages to find himself thugs and henchmen in his mad quest to break the
henchmen in his mad quest to break the
henchmen in his mad quest to break the bat but his most dedicated follower is
bat but his most dedicated follower is
bat but his most dedicated follower is the woman who has given him her heart
the woman who has given him her heart
the woman who has given him her heart which of course he proceeds to step on
which of course he proceeds to step on
which of course he proceeds to step on and shatter whenever he’s in the mood
excuse me I’ll be just a minute
excuse me I’ll be just a minute verbal emotional and physical abuse are
verbal emotional and physical abuse are
verbal emotional and physical abuse are all par for the course with the Joker
all par for the course with the Joker
all par for the course with the Joker and sadly no matter how badly he messes
and sadly no matter how badly he messes
and sadly no matter how badly he messes her up
her up
her up his Harley will always come leaping back
his Harley will always come leaping back
his Harley will always come leaping back to him on a moment’s notice
to him on a moment’s notice
to him on a moment’s notice don’t you puddin me I go away and
don’t you puddin me I go away and
don’t you puddin me I go away and suddenly you’ve got new friends even
suddenly you’ve got new friends even
suddenly you’ve got new friends even picked a new guy you got it all wrong
picked a new guy you got it all wrong
picked a new guy you got it all wrong baby I was using them to help you escape
baby I was using them to help you escape
baby I was using them to help you escape do you agree with our list I’ll curse
do you agree with our list I’ll curse
do you agree with our list I’ll curse myself forever miss Kitka which
myself forever miss Kitka which
myself forever miss Kitka which superhero or super villain relationship
superhero or super villain relationship
superhero or super villain relationship do you think is the most dysfunctional
do you think is the most dysfunctional
do you think is the most dysfunctional with more top 10s published every day be
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heard gunfire occupational hazard
heard gunfire occupational hazard no let’s keep the mystery
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