we’d all love to have Batman’s utility belt full of tricks but there’s a few
belt full of tricks but there’s a few
belt full of tricks but there’s a few items that we rather leave behind you’re
items that we rather leave behind you’re
items that we rather leave behind you’re right honey there was somebody walking
right honey there was somebody walking
right honey there was somebody walking up the wall
up the wall
up the wall welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the
be counting down our picks for the
be counting down our picks for the dumbest Batman gadgets I would give him
dumbest Batman gadgets I would give him
dumbest Batman gadgets I would give him a bat gasps whoa what’s that vodkas a
a bat gasps whoa what’s that vodkas a
a bat gasps whoa what’s that vodkas a harmless anesthetic from movies to
harmless anesthetic from movies to
harmless anesthetic from movies to animated series video games and comics
animated series video games and comics
animated series video games and comics these are hands down the worst most
these are hands down the worst most
these are hands down the worst most ridiculous exceedingly silly gadgets to
ridiculous exceedingly silly gadgets to
ridiculous exceedingly silly gadgets to keep crusader has ever employed in his
keep crusader has ever employed in his
keep crusader has ever employed in his crime-fighting career
these were dark days they not only broke
these were dark days they not only broke the bats back but with it his spirit and
the bats back but with it his spirit and
the bats back but with it his spirit and confidence in the Nolan vers Gotham fell
confidence in the Nolan vers Gotham fell
confidence in the Nolan vers Gotham fell under Bane’s control but in a comic book
under Bane’s control but in a comic book
under Bane’s control but in a comic book storyline the mantle of the bat was
storyline the mantle of the bat was
storyline the mantle of the bat was taken up by jean-paul Valley who
taken up by jean-paul Valley who
taken up by jean-paul Valley who defeated Bane say hello to the world’s
defeated Bane say hello to the world’s
defeated Bane say hello to the world’s craziest most hyper violent gadget
craziest most hyper violent gadget
craziest most hyper violent gadget obsessed Batman seriously this guy’s
obsessed Batman seriously this guy’s
obsessed Batman seriously this guy’s brutality could put Tim Burton’s Batman
brutality could put Tim Burton’s Batman
brutality could put Tim Burton’s Batman to shame we could do a whole list of bad
to shame we could do a whole list of bad
to shame we could do a whole list of bad as real Batman gadgets but his
as real Batman gadgets but his
as real Batman gadgets but his flamethrower attachment is definitely
flamethrower attachment is definitely
flamethrower attachment is definitely the worst for a generally non-lethal
the worst for a generally non-lethal
the worst for a generally non-lethal Batman master of stealth how is this
Batman master of stealth how is this
Batman master of stealth how is this effective also not a great idea with
effective also not a great idea with
effective also not a great idea with people shooting at Jeff number nine
people shooting at Jeff number nine
people shooting at Jeff number nine Mirrormask
let’s forget how ridiculous this mask
let’s forget how ridiculous this mask looks for a second and just consider it
looks for a second and just consider it
looks for a second and just consider it from a practical standpoint what purpose
from a practical standpoint what purpose
from a practical standpoint what purpose could it serve it was in a convoluted
could it serve it was in a convoluted
could it serve it was in a convoluted plot involving mirror man and this was
plot involving mirror man and this was
plot involving mirror man and this was Batman’s defense against the villains
Batman’s defense against the villains
Batman’s defense against the villains ability to see through costumes
ability to see through costumes
ability to see through costumes honestly it’s best not to think about it
honestly it’s best not to think about it
honestly it’s best not to think about it too much it’s a cowl made of mirrors and
too much it’s a cowl made of mirrors and
too much it’s a cowl made of mirrors and while we can blame its shoddy appearance
while we can blame its shoddy appearance
while we can blame its shoddy appearance on the fact that the style of art from
on the fact that the style of art from
on the fact that the style of art from the time is clearly not detail-oriented
the time is clearly not detail-oriented
the time is clearly not detail-oriented it looks like Batman went to the closest
it looks like Batman went to the closest
it looks like Batman went to the closest public washroom punched the mirror
public washroom punched the mirror
public washroom punched the mirror collecting the shards and hastily glued
collecting the shards and hastily glued
collecting the shards and hastily glued them to his face gotta visualize
them to his face gotta visualize
them to his face gotta visualize visualize what the heck does that mean
visualize what the heck does that mean
visualize what the heck does that mean number eight that poom teehee after so
number eight that poom teehee after so
number eight that poom teehee after so many decades of Batman stories one thing
many decades of Batman stories one thing
many decades of Batman stories one thing has become clear he has a bit of an ego
has become clear he has a bit of an ego
has become clear he has a bit of an ego problem look we love the guy but it’s
problem look we love the guy but it’s
problem look we love the guy but it’s bit silly that he insists on attaching
bit silly that he insists on attaching
bit silly that he insists on attaching the word back to everything he touches
if your buddy Tom called his skateboards
if your buddy Tom called his skateboards the Tom board or his sandwich the Tom
the Tom board or his sandwich the Tom
the Tom board or his sandwich the Tom which would you let that slide no it’s
which would you let that slide no it’s
which would you let that slide no it’s absolutely sure we accept it because
absolutely sure we accept it because
absolutely sure we accept it because he’s Batman and for the most part it
he’s Batman and for the most part it
he’s Batman and for the most part it winds up sounding cool bat-arang that
winds up sounding cool bat-arang that
winds up sounding cool bat-arang that cloth both awesome bat copter not bad
cloth both awesome bat copter not bad
cloth both awesome bat copter not bad that moon that sounds like the term
that moon that sounds like the term
that moon that sounds like the term alternate-reality misogynist rock star
alternate-reality misogynist rock star
alternate-reality misogynist rock star Batman would use to describe his bat
Batman would use to describe his bat
Batman would use to describe his bat rubies let’s just call it a harpoon no
rubies let’s just call it a harpoon no
rubies let’s just call it a harpoon no matter who’s using it
scat those wonderful toys number seven
scat those wonderful toys number seven Batman’s robot guardian the Caped
Batman’s robot guardian the Caped
Batman’s robot guardian the Caped Crusader himself was not a fan of this
Crusader himself was not a fan of this
Crusader himself was not a fan of this gadget that an alien Ally gifted to him
gadget that an alien Ally gifted to him
gadget that an alien Ally gifted to him it was supposed to help him in his
it was supposed to help him in his
it was supposed to help him in his dangerous self-imposed quest against
dangerous self-imposed quest against
dangerous self-imposed quest against crime in Gotham by swooping in and
crime in Gotham by swooping in and
crime in Gotham by swooping in and saving him when things got too
saving him when things got too
saving him when things got too treacherous unfortunately the robot
treacherous unfortunately the robot
treacherous unfortunately the robot Guardian was a little overzealous in his
Guardian was a little overzealous in his
Guardian was a little overzealous in his mandate repeatedly getting in Batman’s
mandate repeatedly getting in Batman’s
mandate repeatedly getting in Batman’s way and saving him when he really didn’t
way and saving him when he really didn’t
way and saving him when he really didn’t need saving so what did Batman finally
need saving so what did Batman finally
need saving so what did Batman finally have to do about it
have to do about it
have to do about it faked his own death making the robot
faked his own death making the robot
faked his own death making the robot think it failed it short-circuited and
think it failed it short-circuited and
think it failed it short-circuited and died on the spot what a piece of crap
died on the spot what a piece of crap
died on the spot what a piece of crap number six napalm capsule that’s a bit
number six napalm capsule that’s a bit
number six napalm capsule that’s a bit no so am I
hey did you catch that it was real quick
hey did you catch that it was real quick so where we’ll show you again that is
so where we’ll show you again that is
so where we’ll show you again that is apparently the Napalm capsule this is
apparently the Napalm capsule this is
apparently the Napalm capsule this is problematic for a number of reasons
problematic for a number of reasons
problematic for a number of reasons first of all Napalm capsule is a
first of all Napalm capsule is a
first of all Napalm capsule is a horribly inaccurate name for this thing
horribly inaccurate name for this thing
horribly inaccurate name for this thing although that’s the only name we’ve been
although that’s the only name we’ve been
although that’s the only name we’ve been able to find in our research you see
able to find in our research you see
able to find in our research you see napalm does two things it sticks to you
napalm does two things it sticks to you
napalm does two things it sticks to you and it burns you to death note that
and it burns you to death note that
and it burns you to death note that neither of these things happen here so
neither of these things happen here so
neither of these things happen here so basically this slip-and-slide glow stick
basically this slip-and-slide glow stick
basically this slip-and-slide glow stick that Batman uses on Catwoman could have
that Batman uses on Catwoman could have
that Batman uses on Catwoman could have been called the batch water balloon and
been called the batch water balloon and
been called the batch water balloon and it would have been more accurate but hey
it would have been more accurate but hey
it would have been more accurate but hey napalm capsule does sound kind of cool
napalm capsule does sound kind of cool
napalm capsule does sound kind of cool in a war-cry me kind of way forget about
in a war-cry me kind of way forget about
in a war-cry me kind of way forget about that one and you keep them coming in
that one and you keep them coming in
that one and you keep them coming in you’re doing well son number five
you’re doing well son number five
you’re doing well son number five plastic lips disappoint you but rubber
plastic lips disappoint you but rubber
plastic lips disappoint you but rubber lips are immune to your charms well at
lips are immune to your charms well at
lips are immune to your charms well at least he didn’t call them bat lips this
least he didn’t call them bat lips this
least he didn’t call them bat lips this gadget isn’t used by Batman himself but
gadget isn’t used by Batman himself but
gadget isn’t used by Batman himself but rather his sidekick Robin Robin as
rather his sidekick Robin Robin as
rather his sidekick Robin Robin as played by Chris O’Donnell is clearly not
played by Chris O’Donnell is clearly not
played by Chris O’Donnell is clearly not the brilliant inventive type Joel
the brilliant inventive type Joel
the brilliant inventive type Joel Schumaker on the other hand dumb idea
Schumaker on the other hand dumb idea
Schumaker on the other hand dumb idea city population Batman and Robin you get
city population Batman and Robin you get
city population Batman and Robin you get the ice
the ice
the ice did the Ice Man the male members of the
did the Ice Man the male members of the
did the Ice Man the male members of the bat family are notorious for their habit
bat family are notorious for their habit
bat family are notorious for their habit of romancing female villains Batman has
of romancing female villains Batman has
of romancing female villains Batman has Catwoman so why can’t rob and steal a
Catwoman so why can’t rob and steal a
Catwoman so why can’t rob and steal a kiss from poison I mean one kiss
usually because her litter poisonous but
usually because her litter poisonous but aha he’s wearing a lip condom joke’s on
aha he’s wearing a lip condom joke’s on
aha he’s wearing a lip condom joke’s on you my Thurman you’re not the only one
you my Thurman you’re not the only one
you my Thurman you’re not the only one that set a trap Venus sorry my vines
that set a trap Venus sorry my vines
that set a trap Venus sorry my vines have a crush on number 4 Batman’s
have a crush on number 4 Batman’s
have a crush on number 4 Batman’s robotic t-rex this gadget is often
robotic t-rex this gadget is often
robotic t-rex this gadget is often thought of more as a trophy wait how
thought of more as a trophy wait how
thought of more as a trophy wait how does Batman have such large trophies in
does Batman have such large trophies in
does Batman have such large trophies in a secret lair don’t think about it it’s
a secret lair don’t think about it it’s
a secret lair don’t think about it it’s a rant for another day
a rant for another day
a rant for another day the t-rex was explained in Batman number
the t-rex was explained in Batman number
the t-rex was explained in Batman number 35 released in 1946 when Batman is
35 released in 1946 when Batman is
35 released in 1946 when Batman is invited to go hunting for charity on
invited to go hunting for charity on
invited to go hunting for charity on dinosaur island fear not animal
dinosaur island fear not animal
dinosaur island fear not animal activists is they’re all animatronic
activists is they’re all animatronic
activists is they’re all animatronic Batman’s big robotic game trophy usually
Batman’s big robotic game trophy usually
Batman’s big robotic game trophy usually just stands there but as Alfred proved
just stands there but as Alfred proved
just stands there but as Alfred proved in Detective Comics number eight fifty
in Detective Comics number eight fifty
in Detective Comics number eight fifty when hush broke into the Batcave the
when hush broke into the Batcave the
when hush broke into the Batcave the t-rex is more than just a keepsake it’s
t-rex is more than just a keepsake it’s
t-rex is more than just a keepsake it’s a fully functional very large gadget
a fully functional very large gadget
a fully functional very large gadget that can be used to defend the Batcave
that can be used to defend the Batcave
that can be used to defend the Batcave from silly origins to ridiculous
from silly origins to ridiculous
from silly origins to ridiculous remote-control guard dog it’s kind of
remote-control guard dog it’s kind of
remote-control guard dog it’s kind of hard to take it seriously
Joel Schumacher strikes again from the
Joel Schumacher strikes again from the filmmaker who publicly apologized to
filmmaker who publicly apologized to
filmmaker who publicly apologized to fans for his film comes another
fans for his film comes another
fans for his film comes another appalling gadget we’re not saying they
appalling gadget we’re not saying they
appalling gadget we’re not saying they didn’t come in handy we’re just saying
didn’t come in handy we’re just saying
didn’t come in handy we’re just saying that a substantial amount of work must
that a substantial amount of work must
that a substantial amount of work must have gone into fitting a set of
have gone into fitting a set of
have gone into fitting a set of retractable skates into the souls of
retractable skates into the souls of
retractable skates into the souls of Batman and Robin’s respective Footwear
we appreciate that the dynamic duo
we appreciate that the dynamic duo always come prepared but this was some
always come prepared but this was some
always come prepared but this was some real Nostradamus right there freeze
real Nostradamus right there freeze
real Nostradamus right there freeze is definitely a villain who takes
is definitely a villain who takes
is definitely a villain who takes creativity in order to take down as the
creativity in order to take down as the
creativity in order to take down as the Batman Arkham City video games proof
Batman Arkham City video games proof
Batman Arkham City video games proof brilliantly given me on last order this
brilliantly given me on last order this
brilliantly given me on last order this is not a time for negotiation in this
is not a time for negotiation in this
is not a time for negotiation in this film however Batman meets freeze on his
film however Batman meets freeze on his
film however Batman meets freeze on his own terms
own terms
own terms hockey brawl Batman derp why not I got
hockey brawl Batman derp why not I got
hockey brawl Batman derp why not I got mine where’s yours number two shark
mine where’s yours number two shark
mine where’s yours number two shark repellent bat spray happy now the shark
repellent bat spray happy now the shark
repellent bat spray happy now the shark repellent bat spray
repellent bat spray
repellent bat spray no way were we going to leave out this
no way were we going to leave out this
no way were we going to leave out this classic 60s Batman gadget the show went
classic 60s Batman gadget the show went
classic 60s Batman gadget the show went for a decidedly more campy light hard to
for a decidedly more campy light hard to
for a decidedly more campy light hard to take on Batman and it made Sunday
take on Batman and it made Sunday
take on Batman and it made Sunday mornings fun if you’re looking to
mornings fun if you’re looking to
mornings fun if you’re looking to introduce your kids to Batman without
introduce your kids to Batman without
introduce your kids to Batman without risk of scaring them this is probably
risk of scaring them this is probably
risk of scaring them this is probably the place to start we need to draw a
the place to start we need to draw a
the place to start we need to draw a line at shark repellent however
holy sardine when a shark latches on to
holy sardine when a shark latches on to Batman’s like during a daring high-seas
Batman’s like during a daring high-seas
Batman’s like during a daring high-seas operation Robin is forced to pull a
operation Robin is forced to pull a
operation Robin is forced to pull a pretty badass maneuver to get Batman the
pretty badass maneuver to get Batman the
pretty badass maneuver to get Batman the least badass gadget in history contrary
least badass gadget in history contrary
least badass gadget in history contrary to popular belief the repellant is
to popular belief the repellant is
to popular belief the repellant is actually non-lethal as the shark blowing
actually non-lethal as the shark blowing
actually non-lethal as the shark blowing up was part of the Penguins sinister
up was part of the Penguins sinister
up was part of the Penguins sinister plan number one bat credit card a
plan number one bat credit card a
plan number one bat credit card a utility belt not a money belt six
utility belt not a money belt six
utility belt not a money belt six million seven minutes we all know that
million seven minutes we all know that
million seven minutes we all know that this film was just an excuse to sell
this film was just an excuse to sell
this film was just an excuse to sell toys but that doesn’t mean they needed
toys but that doesn’t mean they needed
toys but that doesn’t mean they needed to turn the entire movie into one big
to turn the entire movie into one big
to turn the entire movie into one big parody of the previous films in the
parody of the previous films in the
parody of the previous films in the series why not just title the movie
series why not just title the movie
series why not just title the movie Batman and Robin can you tell we don’t
Batman and Robin can you tell we don’t
Batman and Robin can you tell we don’t care I call this little number hey ain’t
care I call this little number hey ain’t
care I call this little number hey ain’t no humanity Batman has a secret identity
no humanity Batman has a secret identity
no humanity Batman has a secret identity the very notion of him having a credit
the very notion of him having a credit
the very notion of him having a credit card is idiotic and the way he just
card is idiotic and the way he just
card is idiotic and the way he just whips the thing out he thinks he’s being
whips the thing out he thinks he’s being
whips the thing out he thinks he’s being so fricking cool never leave the cave
so fricking cool never leave the cave
so fricking cool never leave the cave without it you two boys aren’t gonna
without it you two boys aren’t gonna
without it you two boys aren’t gonna stop fighting over little old me now are
stop fighting over little old me now are
stop fighting over little old me now are you are we to believe that the Batcave
you are we to believe that the Batcave
you are we to believe that the Batcave has a billing address it’s such a black
has a billing address it’s such a black
has a billing address it’s such a black mark on the characters history and
mark on the characters history and
mark on the characters history and Schumaker you will never live this down
Schumaker you will never live this down
Schumaker you will never live this down and we really hate this movie in as
and we really hate this movie in as
and we really hate this movie in as monkey business
monkey business
monkey business we’ve got work to do do you removed our
we’ve got work to do do you removed our
we’ve got work to do do you removed our list what Batman gadget makes you cringe
list what Batman gadget makes you cringe
list what Batman gadget makes you cringe at their mere mention
at their mere mention
at their mere mention just reversed the polarity for more
just reversed the polarity for more
just reversed the polarity for more notorious top 10s published every day be
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