sometimes the stereotype is worth celebrating
celebrating
celebrating I worked every angle in the book welcome
I worked every angle in the book welcome
I worked every angle in the book welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten dumb blonde characters in film and TV
dumb blonde characters in film and TV
dumb blonde characters in film and TV I know it’s tuned of it it says chicken
I know it’s tuned of it it says chicken
I know it’s tuned of it it says chicken for this list we’ve looked at those
for this list we’ve looked at those
for this list we’ve looked at those characters on the small and silver
characters on the small and silver
characters on the small and silver screen that have been created with dumb
screen that have been created with dumb
screen that have been created with dumb blonde credentials of plenty it’s like a
blonde credentials of plenty it’s like a
blonde credentials of plenty it’s like a totally important designer and I will
totally important designer and I will
totally important designer and I will totally shoot you in the head expect
totally shoot you in the head expect
totally shoot you in the head expect dizziness and dimness coupled with
dizziness and dimness coupled with
dizziness and dimness coupled with cuteness there are no era genre or
cuteness there are no era genre or
cuteness there are no era genre or gender specifications to this particular
gender specifications to this particular
gender specifications to this particular search is this gonna take long cuz I got
search is this gonna take long cuz I got
search is this gonna take long cuz I got me some digits to get on a few
me some digits to get on a few
me some digits to get on a few chick-fil-a’s number 10 Jason Stackhouse
chick-fil-a’s number 10 Jason Stackhouse
chick-fil-a’s number 10 Jason Stackhouse True Blood Jason Stackhouse a nice to
True Blood Jason Stackhouse a nice to
True Blood Jason Stackhouse a nice to meet you
meet you
meet you the blonde Jean certainly runs in the
the blonde Jean certainly runs in the
the blonde Jean certainly runs in the Stackhouse family but the blonde
Stackhouse family but the blonde
Stackhouse family but the blonde stereotype less owe me the dumbness is
stereotype less owe me the dumbness is
stereotype less owe me the dumbness is definitely not equally dealt as Anna
definitely not equally dealt as Anna
definitely not equally dealt as Anna Paquin Sookie reads minds but we doubt
Paquin Sookie reads minds but we doubt
Paquin Sookie reads minds but we doubt whether ryan Kwanten Jason could read a
whether ryan Kwanten Jason could read a
whether ryan Kwanten Jason could read a book
book
book come on trouble we’re all in trouble
come on trouble we’re all in trouble
come on trouble we’re all in trouble Jason the Big Brother to Paquin’s Fang
Jason the Big Brother to Paquin’s Fang
Jason the Big Brother to Paquin’s Fang banging lead character he scores well
banging lead character he scores well
banging lead character he scores well with the ladies but he’d score very
with the ladies but he’d score very
with the ladies but he’d score very badly on an IQ test oh here let me
badly on an IQ test oh here let me
badly on an IQ test oh here let me listen
hmm the blonde bombshell of Bontemps
hmm the blonde bombshell of Bontemps Jason is the perfect way to begin
Jason is the perfect way to begin
Jason is the perfect way to begin today’s bemusement okay number nine
today’s bemusement okay number nine
today’s bemusement okay number nine Hansel MacDonald Zoolander
we’re not quite sure how Oh Ann Wilson
we’re not quite sure how Oh Ann Wilson Flitz between the comically astute and
Flitz between the comically astute and
Flitz between the comically astute and the full-on stupid as effectively as he
the full-on stupid as effectively as he
the full-on stupid as effectively as he does but we love him for it
does but we love him for it
does but we love him for it holy shit Hansel have you been smoking
holy shit Hansel have you been smoking
holy shit Hansel have you been smoking peyote for six straight days and
peyote for six straight days and
peyote for six straight days and couldn’t some of this maybe be in your
couldn’t some of this maybe be in your
couldn’t some of this maybe be in your mind as Hansel and everyone’s favorite
mind as Hansel and everyone’s favorite
mind as Hansel and everyone’s favorite catwalk keeper Zoolander
catwalk keeper Zoolander
catwalk keeper Zoolander he’s the title character’s rival on the
he’s the title character’s rival on the
he’s the title character’s rival on the runway he’s the blond fluff to Ben
runway he’s the blond fluff to Ben
runway he’s the blond fluff to Ben Stiller’s blue steel I guess you can
Stiller’s blue steel I guess you can
Stiller’s blue steel I guess you can dare it lick my balls Capitan a movie
dare it lick my balls Capitan a movie
dare it lick my balls Capitan a movie that pokes fun at the superficial realms
that pokes fun at the superficial realms
that pokes fun at the superficial realms of the fashion industry in general
of the fashion industry in general
of the fashion industry in general Hansel is an airhead extraordinaire
Hansel is an airhead extraordinaire
Hansel is an airhead extraordinaire there in the computer forget comfortably
there in the computer forget comfortably
there in the computer forget comfortably numb’ this guy’s fashionably dumb number
numb’ this guy’s fashionably dumb number
numb’ this guy’s fashionably dumb number eight Brittany s Pierce Glee
eight Brittany s Pierce Glee
eight Brittany s Pierce Glee why no Brittany Brittany because my name
why no Brittany Brittany because my name
why no Brittany Brittany because my name is awesome Britney Spears as a
is awesome Britney Spears as a
is awesome Britney Spears as a cheerleader our next entry spends a lot
cheerleader our next entry spends a lot
cheerleader our next entry spends a lot of her life with pom-poms in her hands
of her life with pom-poms in her hands
of her life with pom-poms in her hands and she could well have them between her
and she could well have them between her
and she could well have them between her ears as well I rinse my mouth out a soda
ears as well I rinse my mouth out a soda
ears as well I rinse my mouth out a soda after I eat I was pretty sure dr. pepper
after I eat I was pretty sure dr. pepper
after I eat I was pretty sure dr. pepper was a dentist
was a dentist
was a dentist please Brittany is a valued member of
please Brittany is a valued member of
please Brittany is a valued member of New Directions as well as the
New Directions as well as the
New Directions as well as the well-choreographed
well-choreographed
well-choreographed Cheerios what she perhaps fits into
Cheerios what she perhaps fits into
Cheerios what she perhaps fits into today’s pack of peroxide peeps best of
today’s pack of peroxide peeps best of
today’s pack of peroxide peeps best of all why couldn’t you have just wish for
all why couldn’t you have just wish for
all why couldn’t you have just wish for Lord Tubbington to quit smoking
Lord Tubbington to quit smoking
Lord Tubbington to quit smoking that’s what then I have to leave the New
that’s what then I have to leave the New
that’s what then I have to leave the New Directions played by Heather Morris
Directions played by Heather Morris
Directions played by Heather Morris Brittany’s lovable yes Glee wouldn’t be
Brittany’s lovable yes Glee wouldn’t be
Brittany’s lovable yes Glee wouldn’t be the same without her yes but boy oh boy
the same without her yes but boy oh boy
the same without her yes but boy oh boy is she blonde but I don’t understand
is she blonde but I don’t understand
is she blonde but I don’t understand what you’re saying so if you want to
what you’re saying so if you want to
what you’re saying so if you want to make it in the Sun you really need to
make it in the Sun you really need to
make it in the Sun you really need to speak English
speak English
speak English number seven Kelly Bundy married with
number seven Kelly Bundy married with
number seven Kelly Bundy married with children God’s not create this package
children God’s not create this package
children God’s not create this package to work we head back into the 20th
to work we head back into the 20th
to work we head back into the 20th century for our next slice of simpleness
century for our next slice of simpleness
century for our next slice of simpleness as a young Christina Applegate brings to
as a young Christina Applegate brings to
as a young Christina Applegate brings to life Kelly the eldest least intelligent
life Kelly the eldest least intelligent
life Kelly the eldest least intelligent child of married with children’s Bundy
child of married with children’s Bundy
child of married with children’s Bundy Bunch why don’t you just give me the
Bunch why don’t you just give me the
Bunch why don’t you just give me the tickets you’re not getting out of here
tickets you’re not getting out of here
tickets you’re not getting out of here that’s what they said about the 10th
that’s what they said about the 10th
that’s what they said about the 10th grade but eventually I will this is a
grade but eventually I will this is a
grade but eventually I will this is a girl who regularly reads
girl who regularly reads
girl who regularly reads field but can never pronounce the
field but can never pronounce the
field but can never pronounce the keyword lasagna she can often be found
keyword lasagna she can often be found
keyword lasagna she can often be found watching cartoons
watching cartoons
watching cartoons but mistaking them for nature
but mistaking them for nature
but mistaking them for nature documentary programs I mean what am I
documentary programs I mean what am I
documentary programs I mean what am I ever gonna need to know math well you
ever gonna need to know math well you
ever gonna need to know math well you may need it for your career you know
may need it for your career you know
may need it for your career you know three whoppers large fries in a coat but
three whoppers large fries in a coat but
three whoppers large fries in a coat but the best thing about her she shows signs
the best thing about her she shows signs
the best thing about her she shows signs of being a latent genius even if that’s
of being a latent genius even if that’s
of being a latent genius even if that’s hard to believe most of the time boy I
hard to believe most of the time boy I
hard to believe most of the time boy I hate this this is the second time this
hate this this is the second time this
hate this this is the second time this week somebody is chained to a fence and
week somebody is chained to a fence and
week somebody is chained to a fence and wandered off number six
wandered off number six
wandered off number six Shelley Darlington the House Bunny he
Shelley Darlington the House Bunny he
Shelley Darlington the House Bunny he scared me my heart’s pounding like a
scared me my heart’s pounding like a
scared me my heart’s pounding like a nail if anyone epitomizes the dumb
nail if anyone epitomizes the dumb
nail if anyone epitomizes the dumb blonde character in modern cinema then
blonde character in modern cinema then
blonde character in modern cinema then it’s on a ferris this is a sorority not
it’s on a ferris this is a sorority not
it’s on a ferris this is a sorority not a problem a brothel oh I’m not looking
a problem a brothel oh I’m not looking
a problem a brothel oh I’m not looking to make soup and of all of her
to make soup and of all of her
to make soup and of all of her characters the undeniably dumbest slash
characters the undeniably dumbest slash
characters the undeniably dumbest slash blondest has to be Shelley Darlington
blondest has to be Shelley Darlington
blondest has to be Shelley Darlington also known as the House Bunny I like
also known as the House Bunny I like
also known as the House Bunny I like that word manhole the thing with the
that word manhole the thing with the
that word manhole the thing with the blonde bimbo stereotype is that in some
blonde bimbo stereotype is that in some
blonde bimbo stereotype is that in some circumstances it’s the best way to be
circumstances it’s the best way to be
circumstances it’s the best way to be instead of the mahi-mahi may I just get
instead of the mahi-mahi may I just get
instead of the mahi-mahi may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry
the one mahi because I’m not that hungry
the one mahi because I’m not that hungry an environment and special need of one
an environment and special need of one
an environment and special need of one such woman is the college sorority
such woman is the college sorority
such woman is the college sorority especially one filled with social
especially one filled with social
especially one filled with social outcasts Ferris may be an airhead but
outcasts Ferris may be an airhead but
outcasts Ferris may be an airhead but she’s a popular airhead my allergic
she’s a popular airhead my allergic
she’s a popular airhead my allergic reaction made me feel pretty and so I
reaction made me feel pretty and so I
reaction made me feel pretty and so I ignored all the bad side effects because
ignored all the bad side effects because
ignored all the bad side effects because suddenly people were talking to me and
suddenly people were talking to me and
suddenly people were talking to me and they were noticing me number five jenna
they were noticing me number five jenna
they were noticing me number five jenna maroney
maroney
maroney 30 rock thanks at first I was mad that
30 rock thanks at first I was mad that
30 rock thanks at first I was mad that Jessica Simpson was ahead of me but then
Jessica Simpson was ahead of me but then
Jessica Simpson was ahead of me but then I saw the Dukes of Hazzard honey with
I saw the Dukes of Hazzard honey with
I saw the Dukes of Hazzard honey with four Emmy and seven Screen Actors Guild
four Emmy and seven Screen Actors Guild
four Emmy and seven Screen Actors Guild nominations Jane Krakowski Jenna Maroney
nominations Jane Krakowski Jenna Maroney
nominations Jane Krakowski Jenna Maroney is more than just a pretty face Obama
is more than just a pretty face Obama
is more than just a pretty face Obama what is he Hispanic no he’s black and
what is he Hispanic no he’s black and
what is he Hispanic no he’s black and he’s running for president good luck
he’s running for president good luck
he’s running for president good luck this cognitively questionable character
this cognitively questionable character
this cognitively questionable character is laughably likable
is laughably likable
is laughably likable despite her tendencies to be more than a
despite her tendencies to be more than a
despite her tendencies to be more than a little over the top it is amazing how
little over the top it is amazing how
little over the top it is amazing how grounded I’ve been able to stay despite
grounded I’ve been able to stay despite
grounded I’ve been able to stay despite my celebrity the sufferer of some
my celebrity the sufferer of some
my celebrity the sufferer of some a personality disorder she’s very vain
a personality disorder she’s very vain
a personality disorder she’s very vain seriously self-centered and carries an
seriously self-centered and carries an
seriously self-centered and carries an obsessive need for attention it’s the
obsessive need for attention it’s the
obsessive need for attention it’s the Golden Globes
Golden Globes
Golden Globes the second most important awards in
the second most important awards in
the second most important awards in Hollywood she takes a lot of today’s
Hollywood she takes a lot of today’s
Hollywood she takes a lot of today’s criteria boxes and she ticks them in the
criteria boxes and she ticks them in the
criteria boxes and she ticks them in the most colorful decorative eye catching
most colorful decorative eye catching
most colorful decorative eye catching ways possible I’m going to get my
ways possible I’m going to get my
ways possible I’m going to get my eyeballs whitened I’ll be back in a
eyeballs whitened I’ll be back in a
eyeballs whitened I’ll be back in a couple of hours if I feel like it number
couple of hours if I feel like it number
couple of hours if I feel like it number four Johnny Bravo enough about you let’s
four Johnny Bravo enough about you let’s
four Johnny Bravo enough about you let’s talk about me
talk about me
talk about me Johnny Bravo the first and final
Johnny Bravo the first and final
Johnny Bravo the first and final animated airhead to make today’s
animated airhead to make today’s
animated airhead to make today’s countdown Johnny Bravo’s blonde
countdown Johnny Bravo’s blonde
countdown Johnny Bravo’s blonde pompadour is bigger than most but his
pompadour is bigger than most but his
pompadour is bigger than most but his general knowledge is far smaller ma’am
general knowledge is far smaller ma’am
general knowledge is far smaller ma’am today is your lucky day because I just
today is your lucky day because I just
today is your lucky day because I just happen to be a superhero
happen to be a superhero
happen to be a superhero this Cartoon Network King has tried to
this Cartoon Network King has tried to
this Cartoon Network King has tried to trade his intellectual ‘ti for his
trade his intellectual ‘ti for his
trade his intellectual ‘ti for his sexuality man I love when my hiney gets
sexuality man I love when my hiney gets
sexuality man I love when my hiney gets all sunshiny but has come out of the
all sunshiny but has come out of the
all sunshiny but has come out of the equation lacking in both I wanna go me
equation lacking in both I wanna go me
equation lacking in both I wanna go me prudence it’s been about projects so
prudence it’s been about projects so
prudence it’s been about projects so it’s often war Johnny thinks he’s a
it’s often war Johnny thinks he’s a
it’s often war Johnny thinks he’s a ladies man but he invariably isn’t no
ladies man but he invariably isn’t no
ladies man but he invariably isn’t no amount of Elvis Presley impersonation
amount of Elvis Presley impersonation
amount of Elvis Presley impersonation supposedly smooth lines or skin tight
supposedly smooth lines or skin tight
supposedly smooth lines or skin tight t-shirts can disguise the fact that this
t-shirts can disguise the fact that this
t-shirts can disguise the fact that this guy is dumb well and you must be my
guy is dumb well and you must be my
guy is dumb well and you must be my first groupie feel free to look and
first groupie feel free to look and
first groupie feel free to look and touch
touch
touch number three sherilyn cher Horowitz
number three sherilyn cher Horowitz
number three sherilyn cher Horowitz clueless F with Alicia Silverstone’s
clueless F with Alicia Silverstone’s
clueless F with Alicia Silverstone’s iconic 90s character it truly is a case
iconic 90s character it truly is a case
iconic 90s character it truly is a case of clueless is as clueless does it all
of clueless is as clueless does it all
of clueless is as clueless does it all boil down to one inevitable conclusion I
boil down to one inevitable conclusion I
boil down to one inevitable conclusion I was just totally clueless cher Horowitz
was just totally clueless cher Horowitz
was just totally clueless cher Horowitz means well but while she may be
means well but while she may be
means well but while she may be good-natured at heart she’s dim-witted
good-natured at heart she’s dim-witted
good-natured at heart she’s dim-witted in thought you think that’s how I do I’m
in thought you think that’s how I do I’m
in thought you think that’s how I do I’m just a debts with a credit card
just a debts with a credit card
just a debts with a credit card she’s a well of one-liners an
she’s a well of one-liners an
she’s a well of one-liners an encyclopedia of advice that may or may
encyclopedia of advice that may or may
encyclopedia of advice that may or may not be correct obsessed with boys and
not be correct obsessed with boys and
not be correct obsessed with boys and fashion she’s a VIP in the classroom
fashion she’s a VIP in the classroom
fashion she’s a VIP in the classroom with an IQ in the single figures you
with an IQ in the single figures you
with an IQ in the single figures you prefer fashion victim or zombie
prefer fashion victim or zombie
prefer fashion victim or zombie challenge ah though she did craftily
challenge ah though she did craftily
challenge ah though she did craftily convert a C+ average to an a-minus which
convert a C+ average to an a-minus which
convert a C+ average to an a-minus which is a skill in itself
is a skill in itself
is a skill in itself I felt impotent and out of control which
I felt impotent and out of control which
I felt impotent and out of control which I really hate number two Karen Smith
I really hate number two Karen Smith
I really hate number two Karen Smith Mean Girls so came from Africa why are
Mean Girls so came from Africa why are
Mean Girls so came from Africa why are you white a member of the plastics but
you white a member of the plastics but
you white a member of the plastics but the least mean of them all Karen Smith
the least mean of them all Karen Smith
the least mean of them all Karen Smith is about as impressionable as it’s
is about as impressionable as it’s
is about as impressionable as it’s possible to be why are you dressed as
possible to be why are you dressed as
possible to be why are you dressed as scary Halloween she will follow
scary Halloween she will follow
scary Halloween she will follow anybody’s example be it good bad crazy
anybody’s example be it good bad crazy
anybody’s example be it good bad crazy or just plain stupid what do you mean
or just plain stupid what do you mean
or just plain stupid what do you mean it’s like I have ESPN or something my
it’s like I have ESPN or something my
it’s like I have ESPN or something my breasts can always tell when it’s gonna
breasts can always tell when it’s gonna
breasts can always tell when it’s gonna rain played by Amanda Seyfried she has a
rain played by Amanda Seyfried she has a
rain played by Amanda Seyfried she has a reputation for promiscuity and it’s
reputation for promiscuity and it’s
reputation for promiscuity and it’s common knowledge that she made out with
common knowledge that she made out with
common knowledge that she made out with her first cousin based on the logic that
her first cousin based on the logic that
her first cousin based on the logic that first cousin is a more distant relation
first cousin is a more distant relation
first cousin is a more distant relation than cousin he’s your cousin yeah but
than cousin he’s your cousin yeah but
than cousin he’s your cousin yeah but he’s my first gun
he’s my first gun
he’s my first gun so you have your cousins and then you
so you have your cousins and then you
so you have your cousins and then you have your first cousins many of your
have your first cousins many of your
have your first cousins many of your second cousin Oh lights are on with this
second cousin Oh lights are on with this
second cousin Oh lights are on with this one but absolutely nobody is home
one but absolutely nobody is home
one but absolutely nobody is home hi this is Karen Smith it’s 68 degrees
hi this is Karen Smith it’s 68 degrees
hi this is Karen Smith it’s 68 degrees and there’s a 30% shift that it’s
and there’s a 30% shift that it’s
and there’s a 30% shift that it’s already raining before we unveil our top
already raining before we unveil our top
already raining before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
pick here are a few honorable mentions
pick here are a few honorable mentions he’s a bad boy sit some rough breaks but
he’s a bad boy sit some rough breaks but
he’s a bad boy sit some rough breaks but he isn’t bad in his soul say Jillian I
he isn’t bad in his soul say Jillian I
he isn’t bad in his soul say Jillian I love what you’ve done with the place
love what you’ve done with the place
love what you’ve done with the place what is it 1-bedroom 1-bath no it’s a
what is it 1-bedroom 1-bath no it’s a
what is it 1-bedroom 1-bath no it’s a whole apartment give you the partition
whole apartment give you the partition
whole apartment give you the partition and let’s book I thought you had it I
and let’s book I thought you had it I
and let’s book I thought you had it I thought you had an asswipe number one
thought you had an asswipe number one
thought you had an asswipe number one Chrissy snow Three’s Company I’m Chrissy
Chrissy snow Three’s Company I’m Chrissy
Chrissy snow Three’s Company I’m Chrissy and this is Janet she’s blonder she’s
and this is Janet she’s blonder she’s
and this is Janet she’s blonder she’s dumber she’s just plain better than any
dumber she’s just plain better than any
dumber she’s just plain better than any other character out there know something
other character out there know something
other character out there know something you have a one-track mind played by
you have a one-track mind played by
you have a one-track mind played by Suzanne Somers she laughs at her own
Suzanne Somers she laughs at her own
Suzanne Somers she laughs at her own jokes
jokes
jokes she cries way too often and she comes
she cries way too often and she comes
she cries way too often and she comes out with some of the greatest lines and
out with some of the greatest lines and
out with some of the greatest lines and all of TV you really laugh stuff that
all of TV you really laugh stuff that
all of TV you really laugh stuff that toast it’s not my fault Eleanor didn’t
toast it’s not my fault Eleanor didn’t
toast it’s not my fault Eleanor didn’t leave the recipe there are few girly
leave the recipe there are few girly
leave the recipe there are few girly girls as exaggerated as her and there
girls as exaggerated as her and there
girls as exaggerated as her and there are none more deserving up today’s top
are none more deserving up today’s top
are none more deserving up today’s top spot do you mind if I eat in my boots I
spot do you mind if I eat in my boots I
spot do you mind if I eat in my boots I graduate off the table Chrissy snow was
graduate off the table Chrissy snow was
graduate off the table Chrissy snow was in many ways the original
in many ways the original
in many ways the original the bimbo at the beginning the start of
the bimbo at the beginning the start of
the bimbo at the beginning the start of the stereotype and that’s why she takes
the stereotype and that’s why she takes
the stereotype and that’s why she takes top prize can you boil an egg well I
top prize can you boil an egg well I
top prize can you boil an egg well I don’t know
don’t know
don’t know Ellen are always doing the cooking do
Ellen are always doing the cooking do
Ellen are always doing the cooking do you agree with our list well I just
you agree with our list well I just
you agree with our list well I just think that we ought to get to know each
think that we ought to get to know each
think that we ought to get to know each other better
other better
other better which blonde passed us by I guess you
which blonde passed us by I guess you
which blonde passed us by I guess you wouldn’t know for more delightfully dumb
wouldn’t know for more delightfully dumb
wouldn’t know for more delightfully dumb top 10s published every day be sure to
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subscribe to watchmojo.com no thanks kid I got better things to think about like
I got better things to think about like
I got better things to think about like me
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