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Top 10 Disappointing Arcade Ports


if you’re watching this they may take it

if you’re watching this they may take it over sometimes you shouldn’t compromise

over sometimes you shouldn’t compromise

over sometimes you shouldn’t compromise when it comes to the classics

when it comes to the classics

when it comes to the classics welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll

welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll

welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our top 10 picks for

be counting down our top 10 picks for

be counting down our top 10 picks for the most disappointing arcade parts of

the most disappointing arcade parts of

the most disappointing arcade parts of all time number 10 Mortal Kombat for the

all time number 10 Mortal Kombat for the

all time number 10 Mortal Kombat for the SNES kicking off our list is an arcade

SNES kicking off our list is an arcade

SNES kicking off our list is an arcade port that showcased full second control

port that showcased full second control

port that showcased full second control delay harder to pull off special moves

delay harder to pull off special moves

delay harder to pull off special moves and gratuitous censorship Mortal Kombat

and gratuitous censorship Mortal Kombat

and gratuitous censorship Mortal Kombat was famous for its rapid arcade action

was famous for its rapid arcade action

was famous for its rapid arcade action abundance of blood and dismemberment

abundance of blood and dismemberment

abundance of blood and dismemberment so when Nintendo’s family-friendly

so when Nintendo’s family-friendly

so when Nintendo’s family-friendly politics turned blood into sweat gamers

politics turned blood into sweat gamers

politics turned blood into sweat gamers flocked to the unneutered genesis

flocked to the unneutered genesis

flocked to the unneutered genesis version for the real deal number nine

version for the real deal number nine

version for the real deal number nine Donkey Kong for the Atari 2600

Donkey Kong for the Atari 2600

Donkey Kong for the Atari 2600 everyone knows Donkey Kong is the

everyone knows Donkey Kong is the

everyone knows Donkey Kong is the granddaddy of gaming too bad this port

granddaddy of gaming too bad this port

granddaddy of gaming too bad this port was a shell of his arcade counterpart a

was a shell of his arcade counterpart a

was a shell of his arcade counterpart a casualty of rapid development time and

casualty of rapid development time and

casualty of rapid development time and limited hardware several major

limited hardware several major

limited hardware several major concessions were made namely the sound

concessions were made namely the sound

concessions were made namely the sound effects were wrong and jump man aka

effects were wrong and jump man aka

effects were wrong and jump man aka Mario wore pajamas while jumping over

Mario wore pajamas while jumping over

Mario wore pajamas while jumping over oatmeal cookies you think that’s bad

oatmeal cookies you think that’s bad

oatmeal cookies you think that’s bad Pauline had no limbs and Donkey Kong

Pauline had no limbs and Donkey Kong

Pauline had no limbs and Donkey Kong became the gingerbread man

became the gingerbread man

became the gingerbread man number 8 Street Fighter 2 special

number 8 Street Fighter 2 special

number 8 Street Fighter 2 special Championship Edition for the Sega

Championship Edition for the Sega

Championship Edition for the Sega Genesis

the SNES had Street Fighter 2 and Sega

the SNES had Street Fighter 2 and Sega gamers wanted in on the action the only

gamers wanted in on the action the only

gamers wanted in on the action the only problem was that the Sega Genesis

problem was that the Sega Genesis

problem was that the Sega Genesis standard controller only had three

standard controller only had three

standard controller only had three buttons this meant that you had to press

buttons this meant that you had to press

buttons this meant that you had to press Start to toggle the alternate three

Start to toggle the alternate three

Start to toggle the alternate three buttons that is of course unless you had

buttons that is of course unless you had

buttons that is of course unless you had the new revamped six button game pad

the new revamped six button game pad

the new revamped six button game pad having to buy a new accessory after you

having to buy a new accessory after you

having to buy a new accessory after you purchased the game is hard to justify

purchased the game is hard to justify

purchased the game is hard to justify especially if the game is meant for two

especially if the game is meant for two

especially if the game is meant for two players

players

players number seven revolution X for the SNES

number seven revolution X for the SNES

number seven revolution X for the SNES and Genesis yes yes this Aerosmith light

and Genesis yes yes this Aerosmith light

and Genesis yes yes this Aerosmith light gun shooter was a phenomenal arcade

gun shooter was a phenomenal arcade

gun shooter was a phenomenal arcade cabinet unfortunately the console

cabinet unfortunately the console

cabinet unfortunately the console versions became unplayable messes no

versions became unplayable messes no

versions became unplayable messes no we’re not even talking about the

we’re not even talking about the

we’re not even talking about the unpolished visuals in glitchy audio it

unpolished visuals in glitchy audio it

unpolished visuals in glitchy audio it sucked for not supporting light guns and

sucked for not supporting light guns and

sucked for not supporting light guns and the gamepad controlled cursor was way

the gamepad controlled cursor was way

the gamepad controlled cursor was way too fast to aim properly

too fast to aim properly

too fast to aim properly I think that’s frustrating this title

I think that’s frustrating this title

I think that’s frustrating this title only granted players 20 measly credits

only granted players 20 measly credits

only granted players 20 measly credits to make it to the end and the genesis

to make it to the end and the genesis

to make it to the end and the genesis version didn’t even bother to tell you

version didn’t even bother to tell you

version didn’t even bother to tell you how many you had left number 6

how many you had left number 6

how many you had left number 6 10-yard fight for the NES that’s right

10-yard fight for the NES that’s right

10-yard fight for the NES that’s right classic sports games are not immune to

classic sports games are not immune to

classic sports games are not immune to disappointment either even though this

disappointment either even though this

disappointment either even though this football game retains similar graphics

football game retains similar graphics

football game retains similar graphics to its source it was broken by a

to its source it was broken by a

to its source it was broken by a fundamental gameplay change namely the

fundamental gameplay change namely the

fundamental gameplay change namely the console version added a simultaneous

console version added a simultaneous

console version added a simultaneous second player mode that gave the second

second player mode that gave the second

second player mode that gave the second player full access to all of the

player full access to all of the

player full access to all of the computers cheats so much for a

computers cheats so much for a

computers cheats so much for a home-field advantage number 5 Popeye for

home-field advantage number 5 Popeye for

home-field advantage number 5 Popeye for the Odyssey 2

there’s no denying it one of the biggest

there’s no denying it one of the biggest and most frequent disappointments with

and most frequent disappointments with

and most frequent disappointments with ports are the graphical downgrades fair

ports are the graphical downgrades fair

ports are the graphical downgrades fair or not this transition only had access

or not this transition only had access

or not this transition only had access to 64 bytes of RAM turning Popeye into a

to 64 bytes of RAM turning Popeye into a

to 64 bytes of RAM turning Popeye into a stickman this nemesis Bluto into another

stickman this nemesis Bluto into another

stickman this nemesis Bluto into another stickman the spinach cans into green

stickman the spinach cans into green

stickman the spinach cans into green circles and the staircases in – I don’t

circles and the staircases in – I don’t

circles and the staircases in – I don’t know division symbols on top of all that

know division symbols on top of all that

know division symbols on top of all that the biggest disappointment was the fact

the biggest disappointment was the fact

the biggest disappointment was the fact that it featured only one playable stage

that it featured only one playable stage

that it featured only one playable stage number four final fight for the SNES

number four final fight for the SNES

number four final fight for the SNES this beat’em up port looked and played

this beat’em up port looked and played

this beat’em up port looked and played phenomenally however it sinds included

phenomenally however it sinds included

phenomenally however it sinds included removing one of the three playable

removing one of the three playable

removing one of the three playable characters and the entire two-player

characters and the entire two-player

characters and the entire two-player mode which was basically the game star

mode which was basically the game star

mode which was basically the game star feature stage forest factory level was

feature stage forest factory level was

feature stage forest factory level was also deleted and censorship forced sex

also deleted and censorship forced sex

also deleted and censorship forced sex changes upon all of the game’s female

changes upon all of the game’s female

changes upon all of the game’s female enemies number 3 Double Dragon for the

enemies number 3 Double Dragon for the

enemies number 3 Double Dragon for the Atari 2600

Atari 2600

Atari 2600 this games focus on delivering the

this games focus on delivering the

this games focus on delivering the Smackdown to legions of foes made it the

Smackdown to legions of foes made it the

Smackdown to legions of foes made it the true foundation of the beat’em up genre

true foundation of the beat’em up genre

true foundation of the beat’em up genre however everything had to be stripped

however everything had to be stripped

however everything had to be stripped down for the Atari version while we

down for the Atari version while we

down for the Atari version while we understand the loss of detail the real

understand the loss of detail the real

understand the loss of detail the real shocker here is that the three button

shocker here is that the three button

shocker here is that the three button control scheme was even attempted on a

control scheme was even attempted on a

control scheme was even attempted on a one button system it didn’t even have

one button system it didn’t even have

one button system it didn’t even have proper collision detection blasphemy

number 2 Dragon’s Lair for the NES there

number 2 Dragon’s Lair for the NES there have been countless ports of this

have been countless ports of this

have been countless ports of this landmark choose-your-own-adventure game

landmark choose-your-own-adventure game

landmark choose-your-own-adventure game while it was understandable that none of

while it was understandable that none of

while it was understandable that none of the older home consoles could handle

the older home consoles could handle

the older home consoles could handle full motion video it didn’t mean that it

full motion video it didn’t mean that it

full motion video it didn’t mean that it should be made into an unplayable

should be made into an unplayable

should be made into an unplayable platformer the terrible controls were

platformer the terrible controls were

platformer the terrible controls were only the beginning

only the beginning

only the beginning centered exclusively on memorization it

centered exclusively on memorization it

centered exclusively on memorization it was literally impossible to move several

was literally impossible to move several

was literally impossible to move several steps without dying for no apparent

steps without dying for no apparent

steps without dying for no apparent reason

this is one of if not the greatest and

this is one of if not the greatest and most iconic arcade game of all time due

most iconic arcade game of all time due

most iconic arcade game of all time due to its simplicity art style sound

to its simplicity art style sound

to its simplicity art style sound effects and addictive gameplay

effects and addictive gameplay

effects and addictive gameplay understandably Atari wanted in on that

understandably Atari wanted in on that

understandably Atari wanted in on that action

action

action but gobbled up everything that gamers

but gobbled up everything that gamers

but gobbled up everything that gamers knew and loved in the process dots

knew and loved in the process dots

knew and loved in the process dots became wafers fruits became vitamins

became wafers fruits became vitamins

became wafers fruits became vitamins ghosts literally turned invisible

ghosts literally turned invisible

ghosts literally turned invisible and the Wacka Wacka sound changed into a

and the Wacka Wacka sound changed into a

and the Wacka Wacka sound changed into a cringe-worthy well just listen agree

cringe-worthy well just listen agree

cringe-worthy well just listen agree with our list which arcade port

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