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Top 10 D*ck Moves While Playing Video Games


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ah come on don’t be that guy welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be

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watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10 dick boobs when playing video games

dick boobs when playing video games

dick boobs when playing video games level 14 looking ass oh my god how did I

level 14 looking ass oh my god how did I

level 14 looking ass oh my god how did I even do for this list we’re taking a

even do for this list we’re taking a

even do for this list we’re taking a look at the morally questionable things

look at the morally questionable things

look at the morally questionable things you can do to irritate and wind-up

you can do to irritate and wind-up

you can do to irritate and wind-up fellow gamers whether it be online or

fellow gamers whether it be online or

fellow gamers whether it be online or with your friends in the couch these

with your friends in the couch these

with your friends in the couch these won’t be specific events like the

won’t be specific events like the

won’t be specific events like the funeral masker and world of warcraft but

funeral masker and world of warcraft but

funeral masker and world of warcraft but instead will be wider concepts that can

instead will be wider concepts that can

instead will be wider concepts that can apply to a variety of games that’s it

apply to a variety of games that’s it

apply to a variety of games that’s it give me the controllers you know just

give me the controllers you know just

give me the controllers you know just give me one mode number 10 ruining

give me one mode number 10 ruining

give me one mode number 10 ruining someone else’s creation I see flames

someone else’s creation I see flames

someone else’s creation I see flames over there this is a bad thing the

over there this is a bad thing the

over there this is a bad thing the popularity of survival games with

popularity of survival games with

popularity of survival games with creation and crafting elements has gone

creation and crafting elements has gone

creation and crafting elements has gone through the roof in recent years and so

through the roof in recent years and so

through the roof in recent years and so they were always destined to become a

they were always destined to become a

they were always destined to become a target for narrow do wells intent on

target for narrow do wells intent on

target for narrow do wells intent on destruction oh my god this jar of game

destruction oh my god this jar of game

destruction oh my god this jar of game can be hard enough as it is let alone

can be hard enough as it is let alone

can be hard enough as it is let alone with a group of griefers on your tail it

with a group of griefers on your tail it

with a group of griefers on your tail it would use any means necessary to destroy

would use any means necessary to destroy

would use any means necessary to destroy everything you have crafted for so long

they might use fire weapons or a

they might use fire weapons or a selection of mods that make it nearly

selection of mods that make it nearly

selection of mods that make it nearly impossible to combat them when playing

impossible to combat them when playing

impossible to combat them when playing by the game’s rules bans and kicks do

by the game’s rules bans and kicks do

by the game’s rules bans and kicks do stop them temporarily but the

stop them temporarily but the

stop them temporarily but the free-for-all nature of survival tunnels

free-for-all nature of survival tunnels

free-for-all nature of survival tunnels makes these occasional spiteful

makes these occasional spiteful

makes these occasional spiteful demolitions a difficult nuisance to

demolitions a difficult nuisance to

demolitions a difficult nuisance to prevent so we press so we press pee and

prevent so we press so we press pee and

prevent so we press so we press pee and look what happens the pickaxe starts

look what happens the pickaxe starts

look what happens the pickaxe starts bouncing and the building starts

bouncing and the building starts

bouncing and the building starts exploding number 9 button mashing

it might not be as malicious as other

it might not be as malicious as other entries on this list but this horribly

entries on this list but this horribly

entries on this list but this horribly random method of desperately trying to

random method of desperately trying to

random method of desperately trying to get your moves out quickly

get your moves out quickly

get your moves out quickly sure is annoying and no good whatsoever

sure is annoying and no good whatsoever

sure is annoying and no good whatsoever for the health of your controllers

generically a tactic employed by rookies

generically a tactic employed by rookies of fighting and hack and slash games it

of fighting and hack and slash games it

of fighting and hack and slash games it can be surprisingly effective against

can be surprisingly effective against

can be surprisingly effective against experienced players that are trying to

experienced players that are trying to

experienced players that are trying to link together advanced combos and then

link together advanced combos and then

link together advanced combos and then they manage to actually get a win you’re

they manage to actually get a win you’re

they manage to actually get a win you’re like no no no this can’t be happening

like no no no this can’t be happening

like no no no this can’t be happening we’ve all had a friend who might as well

we’ve all had a friend who might as well

we’ve all had a friend who might as well have been playing with their feet but

have been playing with their feet but

have been playing with their feet but don’t assign all the way into these

don’t assign all the way into these

don’t assign all the way into these noobs poor design and overpowered

noobs poor design and overpowered

noobs poor design and overpowered characters are just as responsible for

characters are just as responsible for

characters are just as responsible for legitimizing this gone awful approach

legitimizing this gone awful approach

legitimizing this gone awful approach and turning your favorite fighting title

and turning your favorite fighting title

and turning your favorite fighting title into an incoherent mess look the only

into an incoherent mess look the only

into an incoherent mess look the only way to get better at a game a fighting

way to get better at a game a fighting

way to get better at a game a fighting game in particular is to actually learn

game in particular is to actually learn

game in particular is to actually learn the fundamentals number 5 showboating

every now and then you’re gonna come up

every now and then you’re gonna come up against someone who is better than you

against someone who is better than you

against someone who is better than you or has already plowed hundreds of hours

or has already plowed hundreds of hours

or has already plowed hundreds of hours into online play it’s just an

into online play it’s just an

into online play it’s just an unavoidable reality of gaming feels good

unavoidable reality of gaming feels good

unavoidable reality of gaming feels good well we can all do without however is

well we can all do without however is

well we can all do without however is that same superior player rubbing their

that same superior player rubbing their

that same superior player rubbing their supremacy in your face literally sadly

supremacy in your face literally sadly

supremacy in your face literally sadly for those of us who don’t have the time

for those of us who don’t have the time

for those of us who don’t have the time to hone our skills this belittling

to hone our skills this belittling

to hone our skills this belittling showing off will be a bugbear in

showing off will be a bugbear in

showing off will be a bugbear in numerous multiplayer games until human

numerous multiplayer games until human

numerous multiplayer games until human nature ceases to exist that is so don’t

nature ceases to exist that is so don’t

nature ceases to exist that is so don’t hold your breath yeah how would you rate

hold your breath yeah how would you rate

hold your breath yeah how would you rate our humiliation factor high while we

our humiliation factor high while we

our humiliation factor high while we wait for that day we’ll have to win you

wait for that day we’ll have to win you

wait for that day we’ll have to win you were an unrelenting supply of teabags

were an unrelenting supply of teabags

were an unrelenting supply of teabags and cocky skill move spams but don’t

and cocky skill move spams but don’t

and cocky skill move spams but don’t worry

worry

worry every showboater gets their comeuppance

every showboater gets their comeuppance

every showboater gets their comeuppance sooner or later kicking team recovers

sooner or later kicking team recovers

sooner or later kicking team recovers and here they go

and here they go

and here they go number seven choosing to play as an

number seven choosing to play as an

number seven choosing to play as an unfair character all job owns you feel

unfair character all job owns you feel

unfair character all job owns you feel his own itch

his own itch

his own itch character selection in local multiplayer

character selection in local multiplayer

character selection in local multiplayer is always a tense process as each player

is always a tense process as each player

is always a tense process as each player scrambles to secure their favourite we

scrambles to secure their favourite we

scrambles to secure their favourite we both agreed you couldn’t use all job

both agreed you couldn’t use all job

both agreed you couldn’t use all job he’s too short he’s impossible to suit

he’s too short he’s impossible to suit

he’s too short he’s impossible to suit it gets truly contentious however when

it gets truly contentious however when

it gets truly contentious however when one sneaky brand starts to slide their

one sneaky brand starts to slide their

one sneaky brand starts to slide their selection towards the likes of odd job

selection towards the likes of odd job

selection towards the likes of odd job or Meta Knight these picks will

or Meta Knight these picks will

or Meta Knight these picks will unanimously be met without cries of

unanimously be met without cries of

unanimously be met without cries of dismay and often the unwillingness of

dismay and often the unwillingness of

dismay and often the unwillingness of others to even begin the game until the

others to even begin the game until the

others to even begin the game until the offender backs down from their

offender backs down from their

offender backs down from their notoriously advantageous selection

if you’re really that desperate to get

if you’re really that desperate to get an upper hand then sure go ahead just

an upper hand then sure go ahead just

an upper hand then sure go ahead just don’t be surprised if you have no

don’t be surprised if you have no

don’t be surprised if you have no friends by the end of what is guaranteed

friends by the end of what is guaranteed

friends by the end of what is guaranteed to be a particularly salty party game

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[Music] number six exploiting lesser-known

number six exploiting lesser-known

number six exploiting lesser-known unfair glitches during online

unfair glitches during online

unfair glitches during online multiplayer if you aim right at the spot

multiplayer if you aim right at the spot

multiplayer if you aim right at the spot right here you will actually spot the

right here you will actually spot the

right here you will actually spot the terrorists if they try to sneak up to

terrorists if they try to sneak up to

terrorists if they try to sneak up to Tetris also you can obviously just try

Tetris also you can obviously just try

Tetris also you can obviously just try and go for the kill

and go for the kill

and go for the kill just because you know about an exploit

just because you know about an exploit

just because you know about an exploit that will confuse annoy and destroy

that will confuse annoy and destroy

that will confuse annoy and destroy players abiding by the rules doesn’t

players abiding by the rules doesn’t

players abiding by the rules doesn’t mean you have to use it

mean you have to use it

mean you have to use it Yuri for it let’s do it do it do it do

Yuri for it let’s do it do it do it do

Yuri for it let’s do it do it do it do it do it please Hey all right gah gah

it do it please Hey all right gah gah

it do it please Hey all right gah gah gah gah gah gah dramatically skewing

gah gah gah gah dramatically skewing

gah gah gah gah dramatically skewing online results high level exploiters

online results high level exploiters

online results high level exploiters might argue that it’s fair strategy due

might argue that it’s fair strategy due

might argue that it’s fair strategy due to the effort and skill it often takes

to the effort and skill it often takes

to the effort and skill it often takes to discover safe zones hiding spots or

to discover safe zones hiding spots or

to discover safe zones hiding spots or buggy mechanics but developers will be

buggy mechanics but developers will be

buggy mechanics but developers will be quick to denounce anything that degrades

quick to denounce anything that degrades

quick to denounce anything that degrades the experience for everyone else I would

the experience for everyone else I would

the experience for everyone else I would not advise to play the slam trick in

not advise to play the slam trick in

not advise to play the slam trick in matchmaking since people that don’t know

matchmaking since people that don’t know

matchmaking since people that don’t know about this might report you for wall

about this might report you for wall

about this might report you for wall hacking even though you see the light

hacking even though you see the light

hacking even though you see the light disappear in the demo file as well

disappear in the demo file as well

disappear in the demo file as well profiting from a specific bug in

profiting from a specific bug in

profiting from a specific bug in competitive shooters or arena games is a

competitive shooters or arena games is a

competitive shooters or arena games is a short-lived enterprise

short-lived enterprise

short-lived enterprise they’re usually rapidly addressed but

they’re usually rapidly addressed but

they’re usually rapidly addressed but with so much content available to modern

with so much content available to modern

with so much content available to modern gamers it’s a constant battle to keep

gamers it’s a constant battle to keep

gamers it’s a constant battle to keep these cheaters away from the online play

these cheaters away from the online play

these cheaters away from the online play I’ll do these glitches in private

I’ll do these glitches in private

I’ll do these glitches in private matches every so often just for fun but

matches every so often just for fun but

matches every so often just for fun but I create these types of videos to create

I create these types of videos to create

I create these types of videos to create awareness so that way you guys know to

awareness so that way you guys know to

awareness so that way you guys know to expect when you’re playing online number

expect when you’re playing online number

expect when you’re playing online number 5 spamming a close relative of button

5 spamming a close relative of button

5 spamming a close relative of button mashing it’s again a strategy that many

mashing it’s again a strategy that many

mashing it’s again a strategy that many will argue is used by useless players

will argue is used by useless players

will argue is used by useless players who only hope to do the same

who only hope to do the same

who only hope to do the same possibly powerful move over and over

the constant rebuttal to those bemoaning

the constant rebuttal to those bemoaning the spammers is if you were any good

the spammers is if you were any good

the spammers is if you were any good they wouldn’t be able to beat you a fair

they wouldn’t be able to beat you a fair

they wouldn’t be able to beat you a fair enough argument when all you’re

enough argument when all you’re

enough argument when all you’re concerned about is winning but when you

concerned about is winning but when you

concerned about is winning but when you care about how the game should be played

care about how the game should be played

care about how the game should be played it becomes a more complex problem

it becomes a more complex problem

it becomes a more complex problem worldwide tournament your is a training

worldwide tournament your is a training

worldwide tournament your is a training is this really how you pictured it some

is this really how you pictured it some

is this really how you pictured it some strong characters do have movesets

strong characters do have movesets

strong characters do have movesets suited for repetitive strategies but

suited for repetitive strategies but

suited for repetitive strategies but just like in a real world sport they

just like in a real world sport they

just like in a real world sport they will always be viewed as a cheap option

will always be viewed as a cheap option

will always be viewed as a cheap option and never remembered as favorably as

and never remembered as favorably as

and never remembered as favorably as those that require real skill to master

those that require real skill to master

those that require real skill to master you know what I’m coming for you all

you know what I’m coming for you all

you know what I’m coming for you all right come on number four we reach quit

as much as gaming can be an escape from

as much as gaming can be an escape from our day-to-day existence it can also

our day-to-day existence it can also

our day-to-day existence it can also drive us up the wall and bring out the

drive us up the wall and bring out the

drive us up the wall and bring out the very worst of us we have all had an off

very worst of us we have all had an off

very worst of us we have all had an off day with the controller in our hand or

day with the controller in our hand or

day with the controller in our hand or feeling that the game is screwing you

feeling that the game is screwing you

feeling that the game is screwing you over and sometimes the only catharsis we

over and sometimes the only catharsis we

over and sometimes the only catharsis we have is this tried and tested method of

have is this tried and tested method of

have is this tried and tested method of swiftly bringing game to a premature end

swiftly bringing game to a premature end

swiftly bringing game to a premature end a similar move to restarting after a

a similar move to restarting after a

a similar move to restarting after a loss it might come in the form of a

loss it might come in the form of a

loss it might come in the form of a quick alt f4 or even an expletive filled

quick alt f4 or even an expletive filled

quick alt f4 or even an expletive filled throw of the controller whatever your

throw of the controller whatever your

throw of the controller whatever your chosen method of rage quit the end

chosen method of rage quit the end

chosen method of rage quit the end result is always the same you spoil

result is always the same you spoil

result is always the same you spoil everyone else is fun and realize you’ve

everyone else is fun and realize you’ve

everyone else is fun and realize you’ve been in kind of a douche I’ve made a

been in kind of a douche I’ve made a

been in kind of a douche I’ve made a huge mistake

number three unnecessary noise during

number three unnecessary noise during online multiplayer ok so you’ve already

online multiplayer ok so you’ve already

online multiplayer ok so you’ve already proven yourself a comedy genius but

proven yourself a comedy genius but

proven yourself a comedy genius but could you possibly stop blasting granny

could you possibly stop blasting granny

could you possibly stop blasting granny rick astley through your mic now please

rick astley through your mic now please

rick astley through your mic now please [Music]

as you might have gathered by now online

as you might have gathered by now online gaming can be an intimidating place to

gaming can be an intimidating place to

gaming can be an intimidating place to be at times and this audio invasion will

be at times and this audio invasion will

be at times and this audio invasion will take over your living room hearing

take over your living room hearing

take over your living room hearing others emotions and eggs aspirations can

others emotions and eggs aspirations can

others emotions and eggs aspirations can be part of an immersive experience I

be part of an immersive experience I

be part of an immersive experience I mean that’s what lets players are all

mean that’s what lets players are all

mean that’s what lets players are all about but this form of noise pollution

about but this form of noise pollution

about but this form of noise pollution is guaranteed to force you into pursuing

is guaranteed to force you into pursuing

is guaranteed to force you into pursuing a kick while you might get a quick

a kick while you might get a quick

a kick while you might get a quick giggle from the unusual sound board app

giggle from the unusual sound board app

giggle from the unusual sound board app it gets really tired really fast

it gets really tired really fast

it gets really tired really fast [Music]

we come number two

we come number two friendly fire while many annoyances on

friendly fire while many annoyances on

friendly fire while many annoyances on this list can be reasonably tolerated or

this list can be reasonably tolerated or

this list can be reasonably tolerated or countered this team-killing directly

countered this team-killing directly

countered this team-killing directly affects your ability to take part in the

affects your ability to take part in the

affects your ability to take part in the game many of us take pride in our

game many of us take pride in our

game many of us take pride in our serious video game accomplishments as

serious video game accomplishments as

serious video game accomplishments as titles like rainbow succeed allow us to

titles like rainbow succeed allow us to

titles like rainbow succeed allow us to truly feel like technical operators so

truly feel like technical operators so

truly feel like technical operators so when you get paired with a team killing

when you get paired with a team killing

when you get paired with a team killing troll desperate for some cheap walls you

troll desperate for some cheap walls you

troll desperate for some cheap walls you might find yourself asking my friendly

might find yourself asking my friendly

might find yourself asking my friendly fire is even possible in the game no

fire is even possible in the game no

fire is even possible in the game no that didn’t get you your own teammate

that didn’t get you your own teammate

that didn’t get you your own teammate killed you oh wow for some it does add a

killed you oh wow for some it does add a

killed you oh wow for some it does add a sense of realism but others will argue

sense of realism but others will argue

sense of realism but others will argue that it gifts creepers with an easy tool

that it gifts creepers with an easy tool

that it gifts creepers with an easy tool to grind your gears there have even been

to grind your gears there have even been

to grind your gears there have even been instances of a player you killed

instances of a player you killed

instances of a player you killed switching sides mid game to get revenge

switching sides mid game to get revenge

switching sides mid game to get revenge nice work douche who killed us heal me

nice work douche who killed us heal me

nice work douche who killed us heal me heal me bastard

heal me bastard

heal me bastard Kobe Gillman hit on it before we reveal

Kobe Gillman hit on it before we reveal

Kobe Gillman hit on it before we reveal our top pick let’s have a look at some

our top pick let’s have a look at some

our top pick let’s have a look at some honorable mentions

honorable mentions

honorable mentions congratulations enemy no matter where

congratulations enemy no matter where

congratulations enemy no matter where you go on this server and you know what

you go on this server and you know what

you go on this server and you know what Vanquisher will drop next week and will

Vanquisher will drop next week and will

Vanquisher will drop next week and will take care of it

we’ll call faraway a wall bounce that he

we’ll call faraway a wall bounce that he still caught me with that that’s why

still caught me with that that’s why

still caught me with that that’s why that’s how you know this game is

that’s how you know this game is

that’s how you know this game is bullshit it’s a lot more fun to win a

bullshit it’s a lot more fun to win a

bullshit it’s a lot more fun to win a game than it is to lose one and people

game than it is to lose one and people

game than it is to lose one and people know this and what better way to feel

know this and what better way to feel

know this and what better way to feel superior to others than to deliberately

superior to others than to deliberately

superior to others than to deliberately rank down so you’re effectively a God

rank down so you’re effectively a God

rank down so you’re effectively a God amongst men

amongst men

amongst men number one hacks

number one hacks

number one hacks [Music]

the drawing community is generally a

the drawing community is generally a determined group but none can match the

determined group but none can match the

determined group but none can match the perseverance and skill demonstrated by

perseverance and skill demonstrated by

perseverance and skill demonstrated by hackers who can alter their very

hackers who can alter their very

hackers who can alter their very mechanics of your virtual world mods are

mechanics of your virtual world mods are

mechanics of your virtual world mods are fair enough when it’s single-player and

fair enough when it’s single-player and

fair enough when it’s single-player and only your game stabilities at risk but

only your game stabilities at risk but

only your game stabilities at risk but when random objects respond or attach to

when random objects respond or attach to

when random objects respond or attach to other players it’s not only exim but can

other players it’s not only exim but can

other players it’s not only exim but can tear the fabric of your server apart

tear the fabric of your server apart

tear the fabric of your server apart these players will often be impossible

these players will often be impossible

these players will often be impossible to kill as they force their idea of fun

to kill as they force their idea of fun

to kill as they force their idea of fun upon other gamers who are just trying to

upon other gamers who are just trying to

upon other gamers who are just trying to enjoy the game that they’ve bought we

enjoy the game that they’ve bought we

enjoy the game that they’ve bought we will end on a note of hope for all you

will end on a note of hope for all you

will end on a note of hope for all you are honest gaming citizens however revel

are honest gaming citizens however revel

are honest gaming citizens however revel in this virtual execution of a notorious

in this virtual execution of a notorious

in this virtual execution of a notorious Guild Wars 2 hacker that’s justice

ah do you agree with our list what type

ah do you agree with our list what type of gaming dickery do you dread falling

of gaming dickery do you dread falling

of gaming dickery do you dread falling victim to she’s card maybe you won’t

victim to she’s card maybe you won’t

victim to she’s card maybe you won’t slip up for more gaming top 10s

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