everyone has a dark side and that side likes to laugh – seriously just fuck off
likes to laugh – seriously just fuck off
likes to laugh – seriously just fuck off now nan the fuckin mouth welcome to
now nan the fuckin mouth welcome to
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down our picks for the top ten dark
down our picks for the top ten dark comedies any money to fix your sleigh
comedies any money to fix your sleigh
comedies any money to fix your sleigh exactly for this list we’re taking a
exactly for this list we’re taking a
exactly for this list we’re taking a look at movies that are dark or
look at movies that are dark or
look at movies that are dark or sensitive in terms of subject matter but
sensitive in terms of subject matter but
sensitive in terms of subject matter but also managed to infuse humor into the
also managed to infuse humor into the
also managed to infuse humor into the plot it’s not necessarily offensive
plot it’s not necessarily offensive
plot it’s not necessarily offensive humor but more of a comical take on
humor but more of a comical take on
humor but more of a comical take on things that would otherwise have is
things that would otherwise have is
things that would otherwise have is blubbering into our popcorn I’d like to
blubbering into our popcorn I’d like to
blubbering into our popcorn I’d like to dedicate this to my grandpa who showed
dedicate this to my grandpa who showed
dedicate this to my grandpa who showed me these moves oh that is so sweet
me these moves oh that is so sweet
me these moves oh that is so sweet is he here where’s your grandpa right in
is he here where’s your grandpa right in
is he here where’s your grandpa right in the trunk of our car okay number 10
the trunk of our car okay number 10
the trunk of our car okay number 10 death at a Funeral who’s this pardon me
death at a Funeral who’s this pardon me
death at a Funeral who’s this pardon me that’s not my father a death at a
that’s not my father a death at a
that’s not my father a death at a funeral would seem like the natural
funeral would seem like the natural
funeral would seem like the natural order of things
order of things
order of things sorta but in this British comedy it’s
sorta but in this British comedy it’s
sorta but in this British comedy it’s really just the backdrop the film
really just the backdrop the film
really just the backdrop the film focuses on a family’s attempt to have a
focuses on a family’s attempt to have a
focuses on a family’s attempt to have a proper send-off for their beloved
proper send-off for their beloved
proper send-off for their beloved patriarch what’s going on but between
patriarch what’s going on but between
patriarch what’s going on but between dealing with guests on hallucinogenic
dealing with guests on hallucinogenic
dealing with guests on hallucinogenic drugs deep dark family secrets I think I
drugs deep dark family secrets I think I
drugs deep dark family secrets I think I deserve something I mean your father and
deserve something I mean your father and
deserve something I mean your father and I were lovers and blackmail attempts
I were lovers and blackmail attempts
I were lovers and blackmail attempts it’s all they can do to deliver the
it’s all they can do to deliver the
it’s all they can do to deliver the eulogy
number nine Trainspotting when i do it
number nine Trainspotting when i do it right this time gonna get it sorted out
right this time gonna get it sorted out
right this time gonna get it sorted out get offer for good
get offer for good
get offer for good I should I’ve heard that one before the
I should I’ve heard that one before the
I should I’ve heard that one before the sec boy method oh really what’s that hat
sec boy method oh really what’s that hat
sec boy method oh really what’s that hat man well he’s always been lacking in
man well he’s always been lacking in
man well he’s always been lacking in moral fiber you know there’s a lot of
moral fiber you know there’s a lot of
moral fiber you know there’s a lot of Bashan kya is hardly a substitute
Bashan kya is hardly a substitute
Bashan kya is hardly a substitute debilitating heroin addiction isn’t
debilitating heroin addiction isn’t
debilitating heroin addiction isn’t usually a comedy gold mine people think
usually a comedy gold mine people think
usually a comedy gold mine people think is all about Missouri and desperation
is all about Missouri and desperation
is all about Missouri and desperation and death and all that shite which is
and death and all that shite which is
and death and all that shite which is not to be ignored come on
not to be ignored come on
not to be ignored come on but this twisted 90s classic works a
but this twisted 90s classic works a
but this twisted 90s classic works a fair amount of chuckles into the story
fair amount of chuckles into the story
fair amount of chuckles into the story despite its decidedly dark subject
despite its decidedly dark subject
despite its decidedly dark subject matter doesn’t it make it plain to be
matter doesn’t it make it plain to be
matter doesn’t it make it plain to be schoolish Scheib and scottish following
schoolish Scheib and scottish following
schoolish Scheib and scottish following the exploits of a group of junkies
the exploits of a group of junkies
the exploits of a group of junkies Trainspotting manages to weave humor
Trainspotting manages to weave humor
Trainspotting manages to weave humor throughout and after a neglected baby
throughout and after a neglected baby
throughout and after a neglected baby dies while they’re busy shooting up it’s
dies while they’re busy shooting up it’s
dies while they’re busy shooting up it’s safe to say there are moments when a
safe to say there are moments when a
safe to say there are moments when a good laugh is needed
good laugh is needed
good laugh is needed I make spuds Hussain sister guards or at
I make spuds Hussain sister guards or at
I make spuds Hussain sister guards or at least I think that’s what you said
least I think that’s what you said
least I think that’s what you said nobody the OD number 8 Harold and Maude
nobody the OD number 8 Harold and Maude
nobody the OD number 8 Harold and Maude I suppose you think that’s very funny
I suppose you think that’s very funny
I suppose you think that’s very funny Errol a 79 year old free spirit and a
Errol a 79 year old free spirit and a
Errol a 79 year old free spirit and a 20-something young man are drawn
20-something young man are drawn
20-something young man are drawn together by one thing their fascination
together by one thing their fascination
together by one thing their fascination with death their unconventional
with death their unconventional
with death their unconventional friendship sees them exploring and
friendship sees them exploring and
friendship sees them exploring and enjoying life going on a number of
enjoying life going on a number of
enjoying life going on a number of adventures together but as their
adventures together but as their
adventures together but as their friendship evolves into a romantic
friendship evolves into a romantic
friendship evolves into a romantic relationship the two are pulled together
relationship the two are pulled together
relationship the two are pulled together even more disapprove may now of course
even more disapprove may now of course
even more disapprove may now of course not causing Harold’s family to lose
not causing Harold’s family to lose
not causing Harold’s family to lose their cool and turning the may-december
their cool and turning the may-december
their cool and turning the may-december romance into a doomed Romeo and Juliet
romance into a doomed Romeo and Juliet
romance into a doomed Romeo and Juliet story but a darkly funny one at that a
story but a darkly funny one at that a
story but a darkly funny one at that a very common neurosis particularly in
very common neurosis particularly in
very common neurosis particularly in this society whereby the male child
this society whereby the male child
this society whereby the male child subconsciously wishes to sleep with his
subconsciously wishes to sleep with his
subconsciously wishes to sleep with his mother
mother
mother of course what puzzles me Harold is that
of course what puzzles me Harold is that
of course what puzzles me Harold is that you want to sleep with your grandmother
number seven Bad Santa I know that
number seven Bad Santa I know that Christmas Eve is in a couple days and
Christmas Eve is in a couple days and
Christmas Eve is in a couple days and you have to fly around the whole world
you have to fly around the whole world
you have to fly around the whole world and give presents to everyone you know
and give presents to everyone you know
and give presents to everyone you know won’t be around anymore when you’re an
won’t be around anymore when you’re an
won’t be around anymore when you’re an alcoholic
alcoholic
alcoholic thief moonlighting as a mall Santa you
thief moonlighting as a mall Santa you
thief moonlighting as a mall Santa you gotta wonder what went wrong in your
gotta wonder what went wrong in your
gotta wonder what went wrong in your life if you were saying you could do
life if you were saying you could do
life if you were saying you could do magic your ass do some magic here was
magic your ass do some magic here was
magic your ass do some magic here was what you disappear at least you might be
what you disappear at least you might be
what you disappear at least you might be inclined to if you cared about anything
inclined to if you cared about anything
inclined to if you cared about anything other than sex and getting drunk Jesus
other than sex and getting drunk Jesus
other than sex and getting drunk Jesus mother Mary Joseph you piss yourself
well Jesus throw in a naive and
well Jesus throw in a naive and idealistic kid who still believes in
idealistic kid who still believes in
idealistic kid who still believes in Santa Claus and the movie is ripe for
Santa Claus and the movie is ripe for
Santa Claus and the movie is ripe for inappropriate and offensive behavior
number six
number six Heather’s I can’t believe it I just
Heather’s I can’t believe it I just
Heather’s I can’t believe it I just killed my best friend
killed my best friend
killed my best friend this one’s both quintessentially 80s and
this one’s both quintessentially 80s and
this one’s both quintessentially 80s and an anti teen film in an era when most
an anti teen film in an era when most
an anti teen film in an era when most teen movies have the kids dancing in the
teen movies have the kids dancing in the
teen movies have the kids dancing in the streets or winning over the boy of their
streets or winning over the boy of their
streets or winning over the boy of their dreams
dreams
dreams Heather’s bucked the tradition you were
Heather’s bucked the tradition you were
Heather’s bucked the tradition you were nothing before you met me you’re playing
nothing before you met me you’re playing
nothing before you met me you’re playing Barbies with Betty Finn
Barbies with Betty Finn
Barbies with Betty Finn instead it sees Winona Ryder and
instead it sees Winona Ryder and
instead it sees Winona Ryder and Christian Slater as a pair of teenaged
Christian Slater as a pair of teenaged
Christian Slater as a pair of teenaged lovers with blood on their hands
lovers with blood on their hands
lovers with blood on their hands technically I did not kill Heather
technically I did not kill Heather
technically I did not kill Heather Chandler but hey Who am I trying to kid
Chandler but hey Who am I trying to kid
Chandler but hey Who am I trying to kid right I just want my high school to be a
right I just want my high school to be a
right I just want my high school to be a nice place amen that’s so bitchy popular
nice place amen that’s so bitchy popular
nice place amen that’s so bitchy popular teens being killed off under the guise
teens being killed off under the guise
teens being killed off under the guise of suicide makes for some tricky comedic
of suicide makes for some tricky comedic
of suicide makes for some tricky comedic material to me those suicide is natural
material to me those suicide is natural
material to me those suicide is natural answer to the myriad of problems life
answer to the myriad of problems life
answer to the myriad of problems life has given me but somehow this film
has given me but somehow this film
has given me but somehow this film manages to pull it off I must say I was
manages to pull it off I must say I was
manages to pull it off I must say I was impressed to see that she made proper
impressed to see that she made proper
impressed to see that she made proper use of the word myriad in her suicide
use of the word myriad in her suicide
use of the word myriad in her suicide note
note
note number five Seven Psychopaths this guy
number five Seven Psychopaths this guy
number five Seven Psychopaths this guy just telephone a psycho killer to put
just telephone a psycho killer to put
just telephone a psycho killer to put down a psycho killers that this guy’s
down a psycho killers that this guy’s
down a psycho killers that this guy’s down a lifelong belief in the afterlife
down a lifelong belief in the afterlife
down a lifelong belief in the afterlife because of a psychedelic cactus he’s
because of a psychedelic cactus he’s
because of a psychedelic cactus he’s just a it’s a convoluted dark comedy
just a it’s a convoluted dark comedy
just a it’s a convoluted dark comedy involving dognapping serial killer
involving dognapping serial killer
involving dognapping serial killer and violent criminals but somehow
and violent criminals but somehow
and violent criminals but somehow through all the death and destruction
through all the death and destruction
through all the death and destruction wit and humor managed to be the driving
wit and humor managed to be the driving
wit and humor managed to be the driving force of the film
force of the film
force of the film it doesn’t even want to help writer with
it doesn’t even want to help writer with
it doesn’t even want to help writer with you his wife just died only helping as
you his wife just died only helping as
you his wife just died only helping as long as it isn’t gonna be too vile of
long as it isn’t gonna be too vile of
long as it isn’t gonna be too vile of course it’s gonna be too violent whole
course it’s gonna be too violent whole
course it’s gonna be too violent whole point I told you 20 times Benny I don’t
point I told you 20 times Benny I don’t
point I told you 20 times Benny I don’t want it to be violence it probably helps
want it to be violence it probably helps
want it to be violence it probably helps that it’s got the eternally weird
that it’s got the eternally weird
that it’s got the eternally weird Christopher Walken
Christopher Walken
Christopher Walken since he’s mastered the darkly funny
since he’s mastered the darkly funny
since he’s mastered the darkly funny schtick are you okay yeah it’s okay
schtick are you okay yeah it’s okay
schtick are you okay yeah it’s okay I stepped blood it’s his puke plus the
I stepped blood it’s his puke plus the
I stepped blood it’s his puke plus the cute doggie manages to survive in the
cute doggie manages to survive in the
cute doggie manages to survive in the end so how dark can it be really just
end so how dark can it be really just
end so how dark can it be really just kind of like that window of time when
kind of like that window of time when
kind of like that window of time when you’re waiting in that waiting room VD
you’re waiting in that waiting room VD
you’re waiting in that waiting room VD clinic isn’t it – the door – open and
clinic isn’t it – the door – open and
clinic isn’t it – the door – open and the doctor coming out and say Billy
the doctor coming out and say Billy
the doctor coming out and say Billy you’re good to go
you’re good to go
you’re good to go Oh Billy you’ve got VD I got you let you
Oh Billy you’ve got VD I got you let you
Oh Billy you’ve got VD I got you let you get away number four the War of the
get away number four the War of the
get away number four the War of the Roses when some marriages go bad they go
Roses when some marriages go bad they go
Roses when some marriages go bad they go very bad
very bad
very bad okay the gloves are off others get
okay the gloves are off others get
okay the gloves are off others get deadly Kathleen Turner and Michael
deadly Kathleen Turner and Michael
deadly Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas play a rich married couple that
Douglas play a rich married couple that
Douglas play a rich married couple that appears to have it all except they hate
appears to have it all except they hate
appears to have it all except they hate each other what the hell is wrong with
each other what the hell is wrong with
each other what the hell is wrong with you and while that may seem pretty
you and while that may seem pretty
you and while that may seem pretty standard
standard
standard their way of dealing with their
their way of dealing with their
their way of dealing with their contemptuous feelings is not is
contemptuous feelings is not is
contemptuous feelings is not is everything all right I wouldn’t ever
everything all right I wouldn’t ever
everything all right I wouldn’t ever humiliate you like this you’re not
humiliate you like this you’re not
humiliate you like this you’re not equipped to honey as the divorce
equipped to honey as the divorce
equipped to honey as the divorce proceedings grow more and more heated
proceedings grow more and more heated
proceedings grow more and more heated the two are pitted against each other in
the two are pitted against each other in
the two are pitted against each other in an all-out battle for possession of the
an all-out battle for possession of the
an all-out battle for possession of the family home I am the one who found this
family home I am the one who found this
family home I am the one who found this house I bought everything with my money
house I bought everything with my money
house I bought everything with my money it’s a lot easier to spend than his a
it’s a lot easier to spend than his a
it’s a lot easier to spend than his a bacon honey bun you might not have made
bacon honey bun you might not have made
bacon honey bun you might not have made it enough for me so we take you weren’t
it enough for me so we take you weren’t
it enough for me so we take you weren’t even multi-orgasmic before you met me
even multi-orgasmic before you met me
even multi-orgasmic before you met me boys
boys
boys number three pulp fiction so he hid it
number three pulp fiction so he hid it
number three pulp fiction so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide
in one place he knew he could hide
in one place he knew he could hide something his ass
something his ass
something his ass five long years he wore this watch up
five long years he wore this watch up
five long years he wore this watch up his ass from the same mind that later
his ass from the same mind that later
his ass from the same mind that later brought the equally dark and glorious
brought the equally dark and glorious
brought the equally dark and glorious bastards to the big screen comes the
bastards to the big screen comes the
bastards to the big screen comes the exceedingly violent film that sneaks in
exceedingly violent film that sneaks in
exceedingly violent film that sneaks in comedy when you least expect it what
comedy when you least expect it what
comedy when you least expect it what flavor is this like it actually what I
flavor is this like it actually what I
flavor is this like it actually what I need you to tell me how could my coffee
need you to tell me how could my coffee
need you to tell me how could my coffee is okay I’m the one who buys it I know
is okay I’m the one who buys it I know
is okay I’m the one who buys it I know how good it is following several
how good it is following several
how good it is following several intersecting storylines this Quentin
intersecting storylines this Quentin
intersecting storylines this Quentin Tarantino film is underscored by
Tarantino film is underscored by
Tarantino film is underscored by brilliant moments of absurdity and
brilliant moments of absurdity and
brilliant moments of absurdity and brevity check out the big brain on bread
brevity check out the big brain on bread
brevity check out the big brain on bread it may seem like everyone in town is out
it may seem like everyone in town is out
it may seem like everyone in town is out to kill each other but the violence is
to kill each other but the violence is
to kill each other but the violence is interspersed with enough humor witty
interspersed with enough humor witty
interspersed with enough humor witty dialogue and sharp writing to elevate
dialogue and sharp writing to elevate
dialogue and sharp writing to elevate the movie and make it more than just a
the movie and make it more than just a
the movie and make it more than just a gritty crime drama what you got to have
gritty crime drama what you got to have
gritty crime drama what you got to have an opinion I mean do you think that God
an opinion I mean do you think that God
an opinion I mean do you think that God came down from heaven and stopped oh man
came down from heaven and stopped oh man
came down from heaven and stopped oh man I shot Marvin in the face you do that I
I shot Marvin in the face you do that I
I shot Marvin in the face you do that I didn’t mean the duel as an accident
didn’t mean the duel as an accident
didn’t mean the duel as an accident number two Fargo with films like Barton
number two Fargo with films like Barton
number two Fargo with films like Barton Fink under their belt dark comedies are
Fink under their belt dark comedies are
Fink under their belt dark comedies are where the Coen brothers shine sake he’s
where the Coen brothers shine sake he’s
where the Coen brothers shine sake he’s fleeing the interview he’s fleeing the
fleeing the interview he’s fleeing the
fleeing the interview he’s fleeing the interview Fargo centers on a pregnant
interview Fargo centers on a pregnant
interview Fargo centers on a pregnant police chief as she investigates the
police chief as she investigates the
police chief as she investigates the link between a kidnapping
link between a kidnapping
link between a kidnapping and a series of deaths we got a shooting
and a series of deaths we got a shooting
and a series of deaths we got a shooting these folks drive by there’s a
these folks drive by there’s a
these folks drive by there’s a high-speed pursuit ends here and then
high-speed pursuit ends here and then
high-speed pursuit ends here and then this execution type deal yeah what makes
this execution type deal yeah what makes
this execution type deal yeah what makes this film so darkly comical is the stark
this film so darkly comical is the stark
this film so darkly comical is the stark contrast between the grimness of the
contrast between the grimness of the
contrast between the grimness of the deaths and the politeness of the central
deaths and the politeness of the central
deaths and the politeness of the central antagonist and protagonist well he’s got
antagonist and protagonist well he’s got
antagonist and protagonist well he’s got his gun on his hip there and he looks
his gun on his hip there and he looks
his gun on his hip there and he looks like a nice enough guy it’s a real shame
like a nice enough guy it’s a real shame
like a nice enough guy it’s a real shame but ultimately there’s really no way to
but ultimately there’s really no way to
but ultimately there’s really no way to be polite about running a body through a
be polite about running a body through a
be polite about running a body through a wood chipper
before we unveil our top pick
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions once
here are a few honorable mentions once
here are a few honorable mentions once diseased nearest and dearest put in an
diseased nearest and dearest put in an
diseased nearest and dearest put in an incinerator I think that mrs. d’ascoyne
incinerator I think that mrs. d’ascoyne
incinerator I think that mrs. d’ascoyne should leave the wind is turning curl as
should leave the wind is turning curl as
should leave the wind is turning curl as mrs. d’ascoyne things best people
mrs. d’ascoyne things best people
mrs. d’ascoyne things best people probably don’t listen to the lips
probably don’t listen to the lips
probably don’t listen to the lips but they should because it’s not just
but they should because it’s not just
but they should because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity and
about the pleasures of conformity and
about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends it’s also a
the importance of trends it’s also a
the importance of trends it’s also a personal statement about the band itself
see right now you’re jailbait they’re
see right now you’re jailbait they’re jailbait it’s perfect I mean you hit
jailbait it’s perfect I mean you hit
jailbait it’s perfect I mean you hit eighteen man you’re talking about three
eighteen man you’re talking about three
eighteen man you’re talking about three to four I will pull this truck over
to four I will pull this truck over
to four I will pull this truck over right now I’ll pull the truck over
right now I’ll pull the truck over
right now I’ll pull the truck over you’re not gonna shut me up like you I
you’re not gonna shut me up like you I
you’re not gonna shut me up like you I can say what I want what exactly you
can say what I want what exactly you
can say what I want what exactly you trying to say what exactly are we trying
trying to say what exactly are we trying
trying to say what exactly are we trying to say these are bunch of fuckin
to say these are bunch of fuckin
to say these are bunch of fuckin elephants right all right somebody get
elephants right all right somebody get
elephants right all right somebody get his core so find his torso
his core so find his torso
his core so find his torso get the head start we gotta start early
get the head start we gotta start early
get the head start we gotta start early age number one dr. Strangelove well boys
age number one dr. Strangelove well boys
age number one dr. Strangelove well boys I reckon this is it nuclear combat
I reckon this is it nuclear combat
I reckon this is it nuclear combat toe-to-toe with the Russkies if you
toe-to-toe with the Russkies if you
toe-to-toe with the Russkies if you don’t think the threat of potential
don’t think the threat of potential
don’t think the threat of potential global annihilation is funny well we
global annihilation is funny well we
global annihilation is funny well we don’t blame you well listen how do you
don’t blame you well listen how do you
don’t blame you well listen how do you think I feel about it
think I feel about it
think I feel about it but then again maybe you just need to
but then again maybe you just need to
but then again maybe you just need to watch a darkly funny movie about it and
watch a darkly funny movie about it and
watch a darkly funny movie about it and thanks to Stanley Kubrick and several
thanks to Stanley Kubrick and several
thanks to Stanley Kubrick and several Peter Sellers you can the doomsday
Peter Sellers you can the doomsday
Peter Sellers you can the doomsday machine is terrifying this simple to
machine is terrifying this simple to
machine is terrifying this simple to understand the threat of nuclear war and
understand the threat of nuclear war and
understand the threat of nuclear war and mutual assured destruction looks
mutual assured destruction looks
mutual assured destruction looks imminent after a paranoid us senior
imminent after a paranoid us senior
imminent after a paranoid us senior officer orders an errant attack as
officer orders an errant attack as
officer orders an errant attack as multiple factions scrambled to prevent a
multiple factions scrambled to prevent a
multiple factions scrambled to prevent a cold war from turning hot dark comedy
cold war from turning hot dark comedy
cold war from turning hot dark comedy underscores the entirety of the film
underscores the entirety of the film
underscores the entirety of the film shoot it up shoot with that gun
shoot it up shoot with that gun
shoot it up shoot with that gun okay I’m gonna get your money for you
okay I’m gonna get your money for you
okay I’m gonna get your money for you but if you don’t get the prison out it
but if you don’t get the prison out it
but if you don’t get the prison out it stays on that phone you know what’s
stays on that phone you know what’s
stays on that phone you know what’s gonna happen to you what you’re gonna
gonna happen to you what you’re gonna
gonna happen to you what you’re gonna have to answer to the coca-cola company
do you agree with our list don’t tell
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these scum sucking mother cuz nothing
these scum sucking mother cuz nothing what’s your favorite dark comedy for
what’s your favorite dark comedy for
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