they’re terribly long and terribly written goodluck sitting through these
written goodluck sitting through these
written goodluck sitting through these welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 worst movie monologues it seems to me
worst movie monologues it seems to me
worst movie monologues it seems to me like you’re the expert mark no
like you’re the expert mark no
like you’re the expert mark no definitely not an expert Johnny for this
definitely not an expert Johnny for this
definitely not an expert Johnny for this list we’re looking at speeches or
list we’re looking at speeches or
list we’re looking at speeches or extended pieces of big screen dialogue
extended pieces of big screen dialogue
extended pieces of big screen dialogue that are over-the-top poorly written or
that are over-the-top poorly written or
that are over-the-top poorly written or just too long I’ve been shown through
just too long I’ve been shown through
just too long I’ve been shown through the wisdom of others that there is one
the wisdom of others that there is one
the wisdom of others that there is one more battle to be waged they may also be
more battle to be waged they may also be
more battle to be waged they may also be poorly performed they may make you
poorly performed they may make you
poorly performed they may make you cringe they may be about a subject that
cringe they may be about a subject that
cringe they may be about a subject that isn’t worth spending time on or they may
isn’t worth spending time on or they may
isn’t worth spending time on or they may just be entirely out of place in the
just be entirely out of place in the
just be entirely out of place in the film tone or content wise I present now
film tone or content wise I present now
film tone or content wise I present now my story full of mystery and intrigue
my story full of mystery and intrigue
my story full of mystery and intrigue number 10
number 10
number 10 Snow White needs a brother Snow White
Snow White needs a brother Snow White
Snow White needs a brother Snow White and the Huntsman iron will melt but it
and the Huntsman iron will melt but it
and the Huntsman iron will melt but it will drive inside of itself after she
will drive inside of itself after she
will drive inside of itself after she took on the role of Bella in Twilight
took on the role of Bella in Twilight
took on the role of Bella in Twilight it’s hard to describe Kristen Stewart as
it’s hard to describe Kristen Stewart as
it’s hard to describe Kristen Stewart as a revered Hollywood actress she did
a revered Hollywood actress she did
a revered Hollywood actress she did nothing to enhance her reputation in
nothing to enhance her reputation in
nothing to enhance her reputation in this retelling of the classic fairy tale
this retelling of the classic fairy tale
this retelling of the classic fairy tale all these years
all these years
all these years oh I’ve known as darkness but I have
oh I’ve known as darkness but I have
oh I’ve known as darkness but I have never seen a brighter light than who my
never seen a brighter light than who my
never seen a brighter light than who my eyes just opened best described as
eyes just opened best described as
eyes just opened best described as safely generic the rallying cry in
safely generic the rallying cry in
safely generic the rallying cry in question comes just after Snow White
question comes just after Snow White
question comes just after Snow White wakes from a slumber induced by Queen
wakes from a slumber induced by Queen
wakes from a slumber induced by Queen Ravenna ‘he’s poison apple however by
Ravenna ‘he’s poison apple however by
Ravenna ‘he’s poison apple however by the look on snow’s face she’s still half
the look on snow’s face she’s still half
the look on snow’s face she’s still half asleep i will become your weapon though
asleep i will become your weapon though
asleep i will become your weapon though it’s my first fire that i know is in
it’s my first fire that i know is in
it’s my first fire that i know is in your hearts aside from raising the
your hearts aside from raising the
your hearts aside from raising the volume of her voice stuart is as wooden
volume of her voice stuart is as wooden
volume of her voice stuart is as wooden as ever barely looking anything more
as ever barely looking anything more
as ever barely looking anything more than mildly displeased at the oppression
than mildly displeased at the oppression
than mildly displeased at the oppression she suffered her whole life you all
she suffered her whole life you all
she suffered her whole life you all right with me
we all thought Bella was gone after
we all thought Bella was gone after Twilight concluded but this is all too
Twilight concluded but this is all too
Twilight concluded but this is all too reminiscent of that moody teenager here
reminiscent of that moody teenager here
reminiscent of that moody teenager here asking about the weather number 9 the
asking about the weather number 9 the
asking about the weather number 9 the most confusing opening ever
most confusing opening ever
most confusing opening ever Zardoz I am Arthur Frayn and I am
Zardoz I am Arthur Frayn and I am
Zardoz I am Arthur Frayn and I am does feeling like an abstract Monty
does feeling like an abstract Monty
does feeling like an abstract Monty Python sketch rather than the opening of
Python sketch rather than the opening of
Python sketch rather than the opening of a fantasy flick Zardoz is floating head
a fantasy flick Zardoz is floating head
a fantasy flick Zardoz is floating head bounces around the screen rambling about
bounces around the screen rambling about
bounces around the screen rambling about God and the entertainment business well
God and the entertainment business well
God and the entertainment business well at least we think that’s what’s going on
at least we think that’s what’s going on
at least we think that’s what’s going on it’s not entirely clear in this tale I
it’s not entirely clear in this tale I
it’s not entirely clear in this tale I am a fake god by occupation and a
am a fake god by occupation and a
am a fake god by occupation and a magician by inclination just to compound
magician by inclination just to compound
magician by inclination just to compound your confusion
your confusion
your confusion Zardoz his beard is drawn on with what
Zardoz his beard is drawn on with what
Zardoz his beard is drawn on with what seems to be a sharpie and his headdress
seems to be a sharpie and his headdress
seems to be a sharpie and his headdress looks like it’s made from a simple tea
looks like it’s made from a simple tea
looks like it’s made from a simple tea towel leaving you wondering if the whole
towel leaving you wondering if the whole
towel leaving you wondering if the whole thing is one big mistake and you poor
thing is one big mistake and you poor
thing is one big mistake and you poor creatures who conjured you out of the
creatures who conjured you out of the
creatures who conjured you out of the clay despite the fact that this is one
clay despite the fact that this is one
clay despite the fact that this is one of the most bizarre movie beginnings
of the most bizarre movie beginnings
of the most bizarre movie beginnings ever it actually does a pretty good job
ever it actually does a pretty good job
ever it actually does a pretty good job of setting the tone for the rest of this
of setting the tone for the rest of this
of setting the tone for the rest of this hilariously corny flick which also gives
hilariously corny flick which also gives
hilariously corny flick which also gives us the pleasure of seeing Sean Connery
us the pleasure of seeing Sean Connery
us the pleasure of seeing Sean Connery in a diaper venus is evil number 8 Geils
in a diaper venus is evil number 8 Geils
in a diaper venus is evil number 8 Geils speech street fighter you’re joking he
speech street fighter you’re joking he
speech street fighter you’re joking he may not have had much to work with but
may not have had much to work with but
may not have had much to work with but the muscles from Brussels sure does a
the muscles from Brussels sure does a
the muscles from Brussels sure does a magnificent job of butchering pretty
magnificent job of butchering pretty
magnificent job of butchering pretty much every line in this typically
much every line in this typically
much every line in this typically abysmal video game adaptation troopers
abysmal video game adaptation troopers
abysmal video game adaptation troopers I just received new orders our superiors
I just received new orders our superiors
I just received new orders our superiors say the war is canceled we know he can
say the war is canceled we know he can
say the war is canceled we know he can act his monologue and JCVD was excellent
act his monologue and JCVD was excellent
act his monologue and JCVD was excellent yet as Colonel guile he’s nearly
yet as Colonel guile he’s nearly
yet as Colonel guile he’s nearly unintelligible and what you can
unintelligible and what you can
unintelligible and what you can understand is rendered accidentally
understand is rendered accidentally
understand is rendered accidentally hilarious thanks to his thick
hilarious thanks to his thick
hilarious thanks to his thick supervillain desk Belgian accent my son
supervillain desk Belgian accent my son
supervillain desk Belgian accent my son is getting paid up for his crimes and
is getting paid up for his crimes and
is getting paid up for his crimes and our friends will have died here will
our friends will have died here will
our friends will have died here will have died for nothing
have died for nothing
have died for nothing it’s incredible that such a mediocre
it’s incredible that such a mediocre
it’s incredible that such a mediocre speech came from the likes of Stephen E
speech came from the likes of Stephen E
speech came from the likes of Stephen E D’Souza the same man who penned
D’Souza the same man who penned
D’Souza the same man who penned endlessly quotable hits from the 80s and
endlessly quotable hits from the 80s and
endlessly quotable hits from the 80s and 90s like the first to die hard movies
90s like the first to die hard movies
90s like the first to die hard movies I’m not going home I’m gonna get on my
I’m not going home I’m gonna get on my
I’m not going home I’m gonna get on my boat and I’m going a braver and I’m
boat and I’m going a braver and I’m
boat and I’m going a braver and I’m going to kick that son of a bitch Bisons
going to kick that son of a bitch Bisons
going to kick that son of a bitch Bisons ass so hard
ass so hard
ass so hard that the next by Sun wannabe is gonna
that the next by Sun wannabe is gonna
that the next by Sun wannabe is gonna feel it though the speech may be hard to
feel it though the speech may be hard to
feel it though the speech may be hard to understand at least it sounds vaguely
understand at least it sounds vaguely
understand at least it sounds vaguely motivational so he deserves a small
motivational so he deserves a small
motivational so he deserves a small cheer for that now who wants to go home
cheer for that now who wants to go home
cheer for that now who wants to go home and who wants to go with me number 7
and who wants to go with me number 7
and who wants to go with me number 7 Colin Firth’s generic final speech the
Colin Firth’s generic final speech the
Colin Firth’s generic final speech the last legion my friends we’ve all seen
last legion my friends we’ve all seen
last legion my friends we’ve all seen many morning’s like this one Colin Firth
many morning’s like this one Colin Firth
many morning’s like this one Colin Firth has often been typecast as a suave
has often been typecast as a suave
has often been typecast as a suave dashing English gent and after his role
dashing English gent and after his role
dashing English gent and after his role as general or Elias in the Roman army
as general or Elias in the Roman army
as general or Elias in the Roman army you’ll understand why together we’ve
you’ll understand why together we’ve
you’ll understand why together we’ve watched the Sun Rise and not known if
watched the Sun Rise and not known if
watched the Sun Rise and not known if that day would be our last
that day would be our last
that day would be our last so I’m comrades I’ve seen scarcely out
so I’m comrades I’ve seen scarcely out
so I’m comrades I’ve seen scarcely out of boyhood trembling before their first
of boyhood trembling before their first
of boyhood trembling before their first part this movie is loosely based on the
part this movie is loosely based on the
part this movie is loosely based on the story of the demise of the Western Roman
story of the demise of the Western Roman
story of the demise of the Western Roman Empire except there’s barely a sliver of
Empire except there’s barely a sliver of
Empire except there’s barely a sliver of originality in any scene which is
originality in any scene which is
originality in any scene which is demonstrated by this rousing speech
demonstrated by this rousing speech
demonstrated by this rousing speech honestly you could stick this passage of
honestly you could stick this passage of
honestly you could stick this passage of dialogue in literally any war movie
dialogue in literally any war movie
dialogue in literally any war movie together we have fought all our lives
together we have fought all our lives
together we have fought all our lives for the Empire that our ancestors
for the Empire that our ancestors
for the Empire that our ancestors created and together we have watched
created and together we have watched
created and together we have watched that Empire crumble to dust first to his
that Empire crumble to dust first to his
that Empire crumble to dust first to his credit gets a little worked up but as a
credit gets a little worked up but as a
credit gets a little worked up but as a viewer you can actually see all the
viewer you can actually see all the
viewer you can actually see all the mandatory elements for such a speech
mandatory elements for such a speech
mandatory elements for such a speech being ticked off swelling music check
being ticked off swelling music check
being ticked off swelling music check through the wisdom of others that there
through the wisdom of others that there
through the wisdom of others that there is one more battle to be waged call to
is one more battle to be waged call to
is one more battle to be waged call to action check let us defend to the last
action check let us defend to the last
action check let us defend to the last breath this island of Prytania against
breath this island of Prytania against
breath this island of Prytania against those who would tear out its heart and
those who would tear out its heart and
those who would tear out its heart and soul
soul
soul punchy catchphrase check that there was
punchy catchphrase check that there was
punchy catchphrase check that there was such a thing as a Roman soldier with a
such a thing as a Roman soldier with a
such a thing as a Roman soldier with a Roman sword and a Roman heart you’ve
Roman sword and a Roman heart you’ve
Roman sword and a Roman heart you’ve seen all these tropes before and after
seen all these tropes before and after
seen all these tropes before and after this news fest you can only pray that
this news fest you can only pray that
this news fest you can only pray that you’ll never have to suffer through them
you’ll never have to suffer through them
you’ll never have to suffer through them again season number 6
again season number 6
again season number 6 rocky solves the cold war rocky for I
rocky solves the cold war rocky for I
rocky solves the cold war rocky for I came here tonight I didn’t know what to
came here tonight I didn’t know what to
came here tonight I didn’t know what to expect
expect
expect the Italian stallion usually inspires us
the Italian stallion usually inspires us
the Italian stallion usually inspires us through acts of sheer physical will and
through acts of sheer physical will and
through acts of sheer physical will and awesome montages though he never quite
awesome montages though he never quite
awesome montages though he never quite sets the world on fire with his verbal
sets the world on fire with his verbal
sets the world on fire with his verbal eloquence
eloquence
eloquence however after defeating the steroid
however after defeating the steroid
however after defeating the steroid enhanced Ivan Drago and turning a
enhanced Ivan Drago and turning a
enhanced Ivan Drago and turning a previously partisan USSR crowd to his
previously partisan USSR crowd to his
previously partisan USSR crowd to his side rocky uses the platform he has to
side rocky uses the platform he has to
side rocky uses the platform he has to give a slurring speech imploring
give a slurring speech imploring
give a slurring speech imploring everyone including members of the
everyone including members of the
everyone including members of the Politburo to unite and move on from Cold
Politburo to unite and move on from Cold
Politburo to unite and move on from Cold War animosity during his fight I seen a
War animosity during his fight I seen a
War animosity during his fight I seen a lot of changing in a film rammed with
lot of changing in a film rammed with
lot of changing in a film rammed with kitschy moral lessons this contrived
kitschy moral lessons this contrived
kitschy moral lessons this contrived final speech written by Sylvester
final speech written by Sylvester
final speech written by Sylvester Stallone himself attempts to turn Balboa
Stallone himself attempts to turn Balboa
Stallone himself attempts to turn Balboa into some sort of social arbiter when
into some sort of social arbiter when
into some sort of social arbiter when three films before this he could barely
three films before this he could barely
three films before this he could barely spit out
spit out
spit out Adrian coherently let your fists do the
Adrian coherently let your fists do the
Adrian coherently let your fists do the talking next time Rocky if I can change
talking next time Rocky if I can change
talking next time Rocky if I can change get emotional Carsley coffees music and
get emotional Carsley coffees music and
get emotional Carsley coffees music and you can change we’re more fifties
you can change we’re more fifties
you can change we’re more fifties minutes number five Mark Wahlberg’s
minutes number five Mark Wahlberg’s
minutes number five Mark Wahlberg’s awkward flirting the happening what No
awkward flirting the happening what No
awkward flirting the happening what No Oh M night what happened how can the
Oh M night what happened how can the
Oh M night what happened how can the same guy who gave us the sixth sense
same guy who gave us the sixth sense
same guy who gave us the sixth sense come up with this tripe throughout this
come up with this tripe throughout this
come up with this tripe throughout this thriller slash unintentional comedy
thriller slash unintentional comedy
thriller slash unintentional comedy there are a number of horribly written
there are a number of horribly written
there are a number of horribly written passages of dialogue it’s the plans they
passages of dialogue it’s the plans they
passages of dialogue it’s the plans they can release chemicals you like hot dogs
can release chemicals you like hot dogs
can release chemicals you like hot dogs don’t you yet the one we’ve chosen is by
don’t you yet the one we’ve chosen is by
don’t you yet the one we’ve chosen is by far the worst if we’re gonna die alone
far the worst if we’re gonna die alone
far the worst if we’re gonna die alone you to know something I was in a
you to know something I was in a
you to know something I was in a pharmacy a while ago it was a really
pharmacy a while ago it was a really
pharmacy a while ago it was a really good looking pharmacist buy on the
good looking pharmacist buy on the
good looking pharmacist buy on the counter trying to get back at his wife
counter trying to get back at his wife
counter trying to get back at his wife for going out for a tiramisu with
for going out for a tiramisu with
for going out for a tiramisu with another guy yes it’s that specific Mark
another guy yes it’s that specific Mark
another guy yes it’s that specific Mark Wahlberg’s character Elliot confesses
Wahlberg’s character Elliot confesses
Wahlberg’s character Elliot confesses that he nearly spent $6 on cough syrup
that he nearly spent $6 on cough syrup
that he nearly spent $6 on cough syrup just to talk to a cute pharmacist I went
just to talk to a cute pharmacist I went
just to talk to a cute pharmacist I went up and I asked where the cough syrup was
up and I asked where the cough syrup was
up and I asked where the cough syrup was I didn’t even have a call and I almost
I didn’t even have a call and I almost
I didn’t even have a call and I almost bought it in a perfect storm of awful
bought it in a perfect storm of awful
bought it in a perfect storm of awful Wahlberg’s famously perma surprised
Wahlberg’s famously perma surprised
Wahlberg’s famously perma surprised performance combines with shamah lines
performance combines with shamah lines
performance combines with shamah lines horrendous script writing in what could
horrendous script writing in what could
horrendous script writing in what could well be one of the hardest scenes to
well be one of the hardest scenes to
well be one of the hardest scenes to watch in film history are you choking
watch in film history are you choking
watch in film history are you choking number four trivializing assault the
number four trivializing assault the
number four trivializing assault the room what’s new with you I’m just
room what’s new with you I’m just
room what’s new with you I’m just sitting up here thinking you know
sitting up here thinking you know
sitting up here thinking you know watching Tommy Wiseau’s disaster of a
watching Tommy Wiseau’s disaster of a
watching Tommy Wiseau’s disaster of a romantic drama these days is a
romantic drama these days is a
romantic drama these days is a bewildering guilty pleasure for many and
bewildering guilty pleasure for many and
bewildering guilty pleasure for many and it seems like this that fans love
it seems like this that fans love
it seems like this that fans love for you yeah you think girls like to
for you yeah you think girls like to
for you yeah you think girls like to cheat like guys do what makes you say
cheat like guys do what makes you say
cheat like guys do what makes you say that
that
that let’s all stop and marvel at wise OHS
let’s all stop and marvel at wise OHS
let’s all stop and marvel at wise OHS complete and utter lack of understanding
complete and utter lack of understanding
complete and utter lack of understanding of the craft yeah taemi partly job as
of the craft yeah taemi partly job as
of the craft yeah taemi partly job as with the rest of the film there is
with the rest of the film there is
with the rest of the film there is something slightly off with how casually
something slightly off with how casually
something slightly off with how casually mark talks about a woman being
mark talks about a woman being
mark talks about a woman being hospitalized by an angry partner I just
hospitalized by an angry partner I just
hospitalized by an angry partner I just know a girl she had a dozen guys one of
know a girl she had a dozen guys one of
know a girl she had a dozen guys one of them found out about it beat her up so
them found out about it beat her up so
them found out about it beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital in
bad she ended up in a hospital in
bad she ended up in a hospital in Guerrero Street hahaha
Guerrero Street hahaha
Guerrero Street hahaha the delivery is fine ish yet the script
the delivery is fine ish yet the script
the delivery is fine ish yet the script is so oblivious to the seriousness of
is so oblivious to the seriousness of
is so oblivious to the seriousness of the subject it’s trying to examine that
the subject it’s trying to examine that
the subject it’s trying to examine that the viewer and Johnny can’t help but
the viewer and Johnny can’t help but
the viewer and Johnny can’t help but laugh inappropriately what a story mark
laugh inappropriately what a story mark
laugh inappropriately what a story mark haha what a story mark number three
haha what a story mark number three
haha what a story mark number three Mickey Rourke’s musings on life the
Mickey Rourke’s musings on life the
Mickey Rourke’s musings on life the Expendables
Expendables
Expendables you know man we know Stanford but
you know man we know Stanford but
you know man we know Stanford but you stupid that try to look like this is
you stupid that try to look like this is
you stupid that try to look like this is going to dry up what film goers wanted
going to dry up what film goers wanted
going to dry up what film goers wanted from this orgy of testosterone-fueled
from this orgy of testosterone-fueled
from this orgy of testosterone-fueled action stars was ridiculous carnage
action stars was ridiculous carnage
action stars was ridiculous carnage interspersed with corny one-liners not
interspersed with corny one-liners not
interspersed with corny one-liners not shoehorned character development that’s
shoehorned character development that’s
shoehorned character development that’s desperately trying to paint this mix of
desperately trying to paint this mix of
desperately trying to paint this mix of mercenaries as tortured souls you
mercenaries as tortured souls you
mercenaries as tortured souls you remember that time we was up in Bosnia
remember that time we was up in Bosnia
remember that time we was up in Bosnia we took down them sir bad boys Roarke as
we took down them sir bad boys Roarke as
we took down them sir bad boys Roarke as Toole Ponder’s how war has destroyed him
Toole Ponder’s how war has destroyed him
Toole Ponder’s how war has destroyed him as a human being even churning out the
as a human being even churning out the
as a human being even churning out the old cliche about the possibility of
old cliche about the possibility of
old cliche about the possibility of saving a soul had he actually stopped a
saving a soul had he actually stopped a
saving a soul had he actually stopped a woman from committing suicide
woman from committing suicide
woman from committing suicide she looked at me and I knew she was
she looked at me and I knew she was
she looked at me and I knew she was going to jump
going to jump
going to jump you know what I did man I just turned
you know what I did man I just turned
you know what I did man I just turned around I kept walking you might have
around I kept walking you might have
around I kept walking you might have thought this hammy attempt at creating a
thought this hammy attempt at creating a
thought this hammy attempt at creating a sympathetic character would spark a
sympathetic character would spark a
sympathetic character would spark a change in Stallone’s Barney but no his
change in Stallone’s Barney but no his
change in Stallone’s Barney but no his whole squad carries on happily raining
whole squad carries on happily raining
whole squad carries on happily raining down wanton destruction it might be
down wanton destruction it might be
down wanton destruction it might be pointless for the plot but it’s the
pointless for the plot but it’s the
pointless for the plot but it’s the perfect time for the movie Gore to go to
perfect time for the movie Gore to go to
perfect time for the movie Gore to go to the bathroom or make him or herself a
the bathroom or make him or herself a
the bathroom or make him or herself a drink let us save that woman now let it
drink let us save that woman now let it
drink let us save that woman now let it no seed will be left of my soul you know
no seed will be left of my soul you know
no seed will be left of my soul you know number 2 hitting on a criminal Geely you
number 2 hitting on a criminal Geely you
number 2 hitting on a criminal Geely you know some you’re right it is sentence
know some you’re right it is sentence
know some you’re right it is sentence sounding like a rant that might come
sounding like a rant that might come
sounding like a rant that might come from a stereotypical frat boy the
from a stereotypical frat boy the
from a stereotypical frat boy the titular Larry G Lee uses a number of
titular Larry G Lee uses a number of
titular Larry G Lee uses a number of childish colloquialisms to bemoan the
childish colloquialisms to bemoan the
childish colloquialisms to bemoan the fact that he’s not able to have fellow
fact that he’s not able to have fellow
fact that he’s not able to have fellow criminal Ricky know why I’m said
criminal Ricky know why I’m said
criminal Ricky know why I’m said because I got this beautiful
because I got this beautiful
because I got this beautiful sexy gorgeous heartthrob arama
sexy gorgeous heartthrob arama
sexy gorgeous heartthrob arama smart amazing bombshell 17 on a intense
smart amazing bombshell 17 on a intense
smart amazing bombshell 17 on a intense scale girl sleeping in a bed right next
scale girl sleeping in a bed right next
scale girl sleeping in a bed right next to me unbelievably Ricky doesn’t even
to me unbelievably Ricky doesn’t even
to me unbelievably Ricky doesn’t even react when G Lee labels her a stone-cold
react when G Lee labels her a stone-cold
react when G Lee labels her a stone-cold Dyke and Dyke asaurus rex I remaining
Dyke and Dyke asaurus rex I remaining
Dyke and Dyke asaurus rex I remaining mute blank-faced
mute blank-faced
mute blank-faced and surprisingly unoffending by such
and surprisingly unoffending by such
and surprisingly unoffending by such terms she’s a stone-cold Dyke Afghan
terms she’s a stone-cold Dyke Afghan
terms she’s a stone-cold Dyke Afghan untouchable on a bubble unattainable
untouchable on a bubble unattainable
untouchable on a bubble unattainable brick wall dyke asaurus rex I’d the
brick wall dyke asaurus rex I’d the
brick wall dyke asaurus rex I’d the scene is designed to show G Lee’s soft
scene is designed to show G Lee’s soft
scene is designed to show G Lee’s soft innards sneaking through his hard
innards sneaking through his hard
innards sneaking through his hard exterior but the mysterious absence of
exterior but the mysterious absence of
exterior but the mysterious absence of chemistry shown by Bennifer means you
chemistry shown by Bennifer means you
chemistry shown by Bennifer means you might completely miss the fact that this
might completely miss the fact that this
might completely miss the fact that this is G Lee opening up about his feelings
is G Lee opening up about his feelings
is G Lee opening up about his feelings hmm also you’d never guess they were
hmm also you’d never guess they were
hmm also you’d never guess they were dating at the time not only she major
dating at the time not only she major
dating at the time not only she major babe
babe
babe but I really like this girl a lot okay
but I really like this girl a lot okay
but I really like this girl a lot okay but seriously who says heartthrob arama
but seriously who says heartthrob arama
but seriously who says heartthrob arama in real life jeez Oh in case you’re
in real life jeez Oh in case you’re
in real life jeez Oh in case you’re interested my life sucks
interested my life sucks
interested my life sucks before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions there’s
here are some honorable mentions there’s
here are some honorable mentions there’s a part of him that wants to Jimmy a part
a part of him that wants to Jimmy a part
a part of him that wants to Jimmy a part deep inside himself that sounds a
deep inside himself that sounds a
deep inside himself that sounds a warning
but there’s another one
but there’s another one needs to go your simplicity long ended
needs to go your simplicity long ended
needs to go your simplicity long ended when you took Persian mistresses and
when you took Persian mistresses and
when you took Persian mistresses and children and you thickened your holdings
children and you thickened your holdings
children and you thickened your holdings with plunder and jewels number one
with plunder and jewels number one
with plunder and jewels number one anakin dislikes sand Star Wars Episode
anakin dislikes sand Star Wars Episode
anakin dislikes sand Star Wars Episode two Attack of the Clones here everything
two Attack of the Clones here everything
two Attack of the Clones here everything is soft and smooth George Lucas arguably
is soft and smooth George Lucas arguably
is soft and smooth George Lucas arguably did such a stinking job telling Darth
did such a stinking job telling Darth
did such a stinking job telling Darth Vader’s origin story that it’s tough to
Vader’s origin story that it’s tough to
Vader’s origin story that it’s tough to decide if the brat from the Phantom
decide if the brat from the Phantom
decide if the brat from the Phantom Menace is better or worse than the
Menace is better or worse than the
Menace is better or worse than the angsty teen he later becomes are you an
angsty teen he later becomes are you an
angsty teen he later becomes are you an angel what
angel what
angel what while in Naboo with Padme Anakin
while in Naboo with Padme Anakin
while in Naboo with Padme Anakin awkwardly comes up with a line that even
awkwardly comes up with a line that even
awkwardly comes up with a line that even a 14 year old on their first date would
a 14 year old on their first date would
a 14 year old on their first date would be embarrassed about
be embarrassed about
be embarrassed about I don’t like sand it’s coarse rough and
I don’t like sand it’s coarse rough and
I don’t like sand it’s coarse rough and irritating and it gets everywhere Hayden
irritating and it gets everywhere Hayden
irritating and it gets everywhere Hayden Christensen is stiff and creepy when
Christensen is stiff and creepy when
Christensen is stiff and creepy when wooing the former queen he stares
wooing the former queen he stares
wooing the former queen he stares strokes and bites his lip which we can
strokes and bites his lip which we can
strokes and bites his lip which we can only assume our moves from Anakin’s
only assume our moves from Anakin’s
only assume our moves from Anakin’s warped point of view and he seems to
warped point of view and he seems to
warped point of view and he seems to think they’re more effective than a Jedi
think they’re more effective than a Jedi
think they’re more effective than a Jedi mind trick it might be shorter than many
mind trick it might be shorter than many
mind trick it might be shorter than many of the monologues on this list but the
of the monologues on this list but the
of the monologues on this list but the sand speech is unrivaled in terms of
sand speech is unrivaled in terms of
sand speech is unrivaled in terms of sheer density when it comes to
sheer density when it comes to
sheer density when it comes to horrendous meme worthy content if Master
horrendous meme worthy content if Master
horrendous meme worthy content if Master obi-wan caught me doing this he’d be
obi-wan caught me doing this he’d be
obi-wan caught me doing this he’d be very grumpy do you agree with our list
very grumpy do you agree with our list
very grumpy do you agree with our list which meandering piece of film dialog
which meandering piece of film dialog
which meandering piece of film dialog can you not bear to sit through for more
can you not bear to sit through for more
can you not bear to sit through for more entertaining top 10s published every day
entertaining top 10s published every day
entertaining top 10s published every day be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com is
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com is
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com is it some secret don’t forget I’ll talk to
it some secret don’t forget I’ll talk to
it some secret don’t forget I’ll talk to you later well whatever
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