[Music] we’re all for embracing the suspension
we’re all for embracing the suspension
we’re all for embracing the suspension of disbelief when it comes to gaming but
of disbelief when it comes to gaming but
of disbelief when it comes to gaming but you gotta draw the line somewhere
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 absurd video game hairstyles for this
absurd video game hairstyles for this
absurd video game hairstyles for this list we’re looking at the most
list we’re looking at the most
list we’re looking at the most unbelievable heads of hair from the wild
unbelievable heads of hair from the wild
unbelievable heads of hair from the wild world of gaming please don’t try to
world of gaming please don’t try to
world of gaming please don’t try to recreate any of these hairstyles at home
recreate any of these hairstyles at home
recreate any of these hairstyles at home these video game characters and their
these video game characters and their
these video game characters and their respective styles are clearly
respective styles are clearly
respective styles are clearly professionals your warning
professionals your warning
professionals your warning some hairdos may involve jagged edges or
some hairdos may involve jagged edges or
some hairdos may involve jagged edges or sharp points proceed with caution I’m
sharp points proceed with caution I’m
sharp points proceed with caution I’m still stuck in the cycle of causing
still stuck in the cycle of causing
still stuck in the cycle of causing others great number 10 Cloud Strife
others great number 10 Cloud Strife
others great number 10 Cloud Strife Final Fantasy 7 love it or hate it this
Final Fantasy 7 love it or hate it this
Final Fantasy 7 love it or hate it this hairdo has carved out an important place
hairdo has carved out an important place
hairdo has carved out an important place for itself in videogame history
for itself in videogame history
for itself in videogame history [Music]
[Music]
[Music] sitting squarely atop the head of
sitting squarely atop the head of
sitting squarely atop the head of arguably Square Enix’s most popular
arguably Square Enix’s most popular
arguably Square Enix’s most popular character from arguably the best entry
character from arguably the best entry
character from arguably the best entry in the franchise this spiky mass of hair
in the franchise this spiky mass of hair
in the franchise this spiky mass of hair has inspired countless cosplayers to
has inspired countless cosplayers to
has inspired countless cosplayers to challenge gravity and the limitations of
challenge gravity and the limitations of
challenge gravity and the limitations of hair gel the wig is definitely what I
hair gel the wig is definitely what I
hair gel the wig is definitely what I think is like the focal point you look
think is like the focal point you look
think is like the focal point you look spectacular in this way the harsh angles
spectacular in this way the harsh angles
spectacular in this way the harsh angles at which cloud strikes hair can change
at which cloud strikes hair can change
at which cloud strikes hair can change directions suggest that it might have
directions suggest that it might have
directions suggest that it might have been carved from stone by Edward
been carved from stone by Edward
been carved from stone by Edward Scissorhands himself shut up later
Scissorhands himself shut up later
Scissorhands himself shut up later entries in the series may have taken his
entries in the series may have taken his
entries in the series may have taken his due to a more realistic direction in
due to a more realistic direction in
due to a more realistic direction in terms of length texture and shape but
terms of length texture and shape but
terms of length texture and shape but his first appearance including the
his first appearance including the
his first appearance including the pseudo Super Saiyan hair is the
pseudo Super Saiyan hair is the
pseudo Super Saiyan hair is the definitive one for the average fan
number nine agent J elite beat agents
number nine agent J elite beat agents [Music]
[Music]
[Music] let’s be clear not since the three
let’s be clear not since the three
let’s be clear not since the three stooges have three men with such
stooges have three men with such
stooges have three men with such remarkably distinct haircuts thought it
remarkably distinct haircuts thought it
remarkably distinct haircuts thought it appropriate to hang out together
complete the visual style of the Elite
complete the visual style of the Elite Beat Agents is taken from comic books
Beat Agents is taken from comic books
Beat Agents is taken from comic books and agent Morris Derek and J all clearly
and agent Morris Derek and J all clearly
and agent Morris Derek and J all clearly visit comic book inspired hair stylists
visit comic book inspired hair stylists
visit comic book inspired hair stylists regularly to maintain these
regularly to maintain these
regularly to maintain these larger-than-life do’s agent J and his
larger-than-life do’s agent J and his
larger-than-life do’s agent J and his fellow government agents use their sweet
fellow government agents use their sweet
fellow government agents use their sweet moves and angelic voices to motivate
moves and angelic voices to motivate
moves and angelic voices to motivate citizens in need helping them achieve
citizens in need helping them achieve
citizens in need helping them achieve their goals the premise may seem silly
their goals the premise may seem silly
their goals the premise may seem silly but it’s rather sweet and a heck of a
but it’s rather sweet and a heck of a
but it’s rather sweet and a heck of a lot of fun
[Music]
[Music] besides Agent J’s giant pompadour topped
besides Agent J’s giant pompadour topped
besides Agent J’s giant pompadour topped with a cinnamon roll cyclone of hair is
with a cinnamon roll cyclone of hair is
with a cinnamon roll cyclone of hair is infinitely less believable than the game
infinitely less believable than the game
infinitely less believable than the game storyline
number eight birdie Street Fighter
number eight birdie Street Fighter series nope that can’t possibly be hair
series nope that can’t possibly be hair
series nope that can’t possibly be hair someone must have taken a giant yellow
someone must have taken a giant yellow
someone must have taken a giant yellow boomerang and managed to embed about
boomerang and managed to embed about
boomerang and managed to embed about half of it in this human wrecking balls
half of it in this human wrecking balls
half of it in this human wrecking balls head at least in the original Street
head at least in the original Street
head at least in the original Street Fighter and again in Street Fighter 5
Fighter and again in Street Fighter 5
Fighter and again in Street Fighter 5 birdie has a relatively straight punk
birdie has a relatively straight punk
birdie has a relatively straight punk mohawk it may have been a little garish
mohawk it may have been a little garish
mohawk it may have been a little garish but at least it was believable in the
but at least it was believable in the
but at least it was believable in the Street Fighter Alpha franchise however
Street Fighter Alpha franchise however
Street Fighter Alpha franchise however it’s presented as an impeccably
it’s presented as an impeccably
it’s presented as an impeccably sharpened shark-fin which when coupled
sharpened shark-fin which when coupled
sharpened shark-fin which when coupled with a wildly unnecessary cookie cutter
with a wildly unnecessary cookie cutter
with a wildly unnecessary cookie cutter circle of hair removed from the middle
circle of hair removed from the middle
circle of hair removed from the middle makes for a hair cut that crosses a line
makes for a hair cut that crosses a line
makes for a hair cut that crosses a line but new hairdresser whatever consider
but sure enough when birdy gets moving
but sure enough when birdy gets moving the hair gets displaced proving however
the hair gets displaced proving however
the hair gets displaced proving however unlikely that it’s the real deal
number seven julen million star
number seven julen million star gladiator series there’s nothing that
gladiator series there’s nothing that
gladiator series there’s nothing that remarkable about regular pigtails in
remarkable about regular pigtails in
remarkable about regular pigtails in fact it’s one of the first hairdos that
fact it’s one of the first hairdos that
fact it’s one of the first hairdos that most young girls learn but to achieve an
most young girls learn but to achieve an
most young girls learn but to achieve an effect where two pigtails go straight up
effect where two pigtails go straight up
effect where two pigtails go straight up and then swirl into a bun type shape
and then swirl into a bun type shape
and then swirl into a bun type shape that’s impressive hair styling like so
that’s impressive hair styling like so
that’s impressive hair styling like so many ridiculous haircuts featured in
many ridiculous haircuts featured in
many ridiculous haircuts featured in fighting games it’s hard to fathom how
fighting games it’s hard to fathom how
fighting games it’s hard to fathom how such distinctly precarious stylings can
such distinctly precarious stylings can
such distinctly precarious stylings can hold up walking down the street on a
hold up walking down the street on a
hold up walking down the street on a slightly windy day let alone in a fight
slightly windy day let alone in a fight
slightly windy day let alone in a fight Oh watching Jun go flying through the
Oh watching Jun go flying through the
Oh watching Jun go flying through the air land on her head and then stand up
air land on her head and then stand up
air land on her head and then stand up her hair spirals still in tact is simply
her hair spirals still in tact is simply
her hair spirals still in tact is simply too much to take she might use plasma
too much to take she might use plasma
too much to take she might use plasma rings in combat but we’re calling
rings in combat but we’re calling
rings in combat but we’re calling witchcraft in the hair department number
witchcraft in the hair department number
witchcraft in the hair department number six Gary and Chris and Apollo justice
six Gary and Chris and Apollo justice
six Gary and Chris and Apollo justice Ace Attorney
Ace Attorney
Ace Attorney [Music]
[Music]
[Music] so is that a missile on his head or is
so is that a missile on his head or is
so is that a missile on his head or is he just happy to see you Chris end is a
he just happy to see you Chris end is a
he just happy to see you Chris end is a musician and criminal who uses his
musician and criminal who uses his
musician and criminal who uses his acoustic guitar to smuggle a
acoustic guitar to smuggle a
acoustic guitar to smuggle a particularly deadly piece of contraband
with a hair cut like this though it’s a
with a hair cut like this though it’s a wonder that he didn’t just hide the
wonder that he didn’t just hide the
wonder that he didn’t just hide the stuff in his giant oblong
stuff in his giant oblong
stuff in his giant oblong record-breaking pompadour on second
record-breaking pompadour on second
record-breaking pompadour on second thought that thing already looks pretty
thought that thing already looks pretty
thought that thing already looks pretty heavy
heavy
heavy and he added weight and this
and he added weight and this
and he added weight and this overconfident front-heavy hairdo
overconfident front-heavy hairdo
overconfident front-heavy hairdo sporting guitarist might tip forward and
sporting guitarist might tip forward and
sporting guitarist might tip forward and fall flat on his face that hair looks
fall flat on his face that hair looks
fall flat on his face that hair looks like it takes a good few hours to put
like it takes a good few hours to put
like it takes a good few hours to put together each morning so it would be a
together each morning so it would be a
together each morning so it would be a shame to mess it up number five Millia
shame to mess it up number five Millia
shame to mess it up number five Millia Guilty Gear series
imagine if your long golden locks of
imagine if your long golden locks of hair endlessly curled around your body
hair endlessly curled around your body
hair endlessly curled around your body how could you possibly walk how
how could you possibly walk how
how could you possibly walk how complicated could getting dressed and
complicated could getting dressed and
complicated could getting dressed and undressed be
milia rages resting hairstyle mate look
milia rages resting hairstyle mate look impractical but her hair is actually as
impractical but her hair is actually as
impractical but her hair is actually as versatile as it can be
versatile as it can be
versatile as it can be it’s her primary weapon and can become
it’s her primary weapon and can become
it’s her primary weapon and can become rock-hard and razor sharp when taking on
rock-hard and razor sharp when taking on
rock-hard and razor sharp when taking on a variety of shapes it can transform
a variety of shapes it can transform
a variety of shapes it can transform into singular shapes or act as distinct
into singular shapes or act as distinct
into singular shapes or act as distinct shards she’s walking proof of the same
shards she’s walking proof of the same
shards she’s walking proof of the same blondes have more fun and it’s most
blondes have more fun and it’s most
blondes have more fun and it’s most certainly all thanks to her hair it’s
certainly all thanks to her hair it’s
certainly all thanks to her hair it’s about um you know yet
about um you know yet
about um you know yet Smith as for everyone else who comes
Smith as for everyone else who comes
Smith as for everyone else who comes into contact with the hair on the other
into contact with the hair on the other
into contact with the hair on the other hand fun isn’t probably the word that
hand fun isn’t probably the word that
hand fun isn’t probably the word that comes to mind number four
comes to mind number four
comes to mind number four Bayonetta Bayonetta series at least
Bayonetta Bayonetta series at least
Bayonetta Bayonetta series at least you’ll lots still knows how to make it
you’ll lots still knows how to make it
you’ll lots still knows how to make it in
in
in for those of you who are unfamiliar with
for those of you who are unfamiliar with
for those of you who are unfamiliar with this character we’re not just talking
this character we’re not just talking
this character we’re not just talking about that beehive hairdo that looks
about that beehive hairdo that looks
about that beehive hairdo that looks like a witch’s hat though that is pretty
like a witch’s hat though that is pretty
like a witch’s hat though that is pretty crazy you’re much too ugly not to put
crazy you’re much too ugly not to put
crazy you’re much too ugly not to put out of your misery rather since
out of your misery rather since
out of your misery rather since Bayonetta is a witch the source of her
Bayonetta is a witch the source of her
Bayonetta is a witch the source of her strength comes from her black hair which
strength comes from her black hair which
strength comes from her black hair which she cannot only control but also be use
she cannot only control but also be use
she cannot only control but also be use it to summon demons and incorporate them
it to summon demons and incorporate them
it to summon demons and incorporate them into her fighting style
her hairstyle changed between bayonetta
her hairstyle changed between bayonetta one and two but according to the game’s
one and two but according to the game’s
one and two but according to the game’s director Yusuke Hashimoto Bayonetta
director Yusuke Hashimoto Bayonetta
director Yusuke Hashimoto Bayonetta never cuts her hair she just uses her
never cuts her hair she just uses her
never cuts her hair she just uses her magic to manipulate its appearance
her hair also forms part of her outfit
her hair also forms part of her outfit so what makes it absurd the fact that
so what makes it absurd the fact that
so what makes it absurd the fact that it’s constantly moving in shape shifting
it’s constantly moving in shape shifting
it’s constantly moving in shape shifting Bayonetta’s hairstyle can only be
Bayonetta’s hairstyle can only be
Bayonetta’s hairstyle can only be described as ever-changing and never
described as ever-changing and never
described as ever-changing and never boring
boring
boring [Music]
[Music]
[Music] hmm number three guille Street Fighter
hmm number three guille Street Fighter
hmm number three guille Street Fighter series
what happens when you take the hairstyle
what happens when you take the hairstyle known as a plat top and mix it with
known as a plat top and mix it with
known as a plat top and mix it with battle-ax well no one knows what to call
battle-ax well no one knows what to call
battle-ax well no one knows what to call it
it
it I promise charlie their days are
I promise charlie their days are
I promise charlie their days are numbered gal must know though since he’s
numbered gal must know though since he’s
numbered gal must know though since he’s got one on his head
got one on his head
got one on his head but who’s got the nerve to ask this
but who’s got the nerve to ask this
but who’s got the nerve to ask this strapping military man anything
apparently he originally had a standard
apparently he originally had a standard flattop but the character artist for
flattop but the character artist for
flattop but the character artist for Street Fighter too stretched out his
Street Fighter too stretched out his
Street Fighter too stretched out his hair as a joke
hair as a joke
hair as a joke unfortunately for guile and any
unfortunately for guile and any
unfortunately for guile and any potential romantic interests the joke
potential romantic interests the joke
potential romantic interests the joke went over so well with the team they
went over so well with the team they
went over so well with the team they decided to just keep it he’s been going
decided to just keep it he’s been going
decided to just keep it he’s been going through tubs of American military
through tubs of American military
through tubs of American military strength hair gel just to keep it up
strength hair gel just to keep it up
strength hair gel just to keep it up ever since he even keeps a comb handy to
ever since he even keeps a comb handy to
ever since he even keeps a comb handy to make sure the hair stays in shape after
make sure the hair stays in shape after
make sure the hair stays in shape after the battle and that’s dedication
the battle and that’s dedication
the battle and that’s dedication [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number two hi Hachi Mishima check-in
number two hi Hachi Mishima check-in
number two hi Hachi Mishima check-in series
series
series [Music]
male pattern baldness that affects many
male pattern baldness that affects many men not even videogame characters are
men not even videogame characters are
men not even videogame characters are spared the question is when it hits you
spared the question is when it hits you
spared the question is when it hits you will you shave your head like mr. clean
will you shave your head like mr. clean
will you shave your head like mr. clean turn to an ever unflattering toupee or
turn to an ever unflattering toupee or
turn to an ever unflattering toupee or will you rock that male pattern baldness
will you rock that male pattern baldness
will you rock that male pattern baldness hi Hachi style
mr. Mishima hair can only be described
mr. Mishima hair can only be described as two Mohawks sitting on either side of
as two Mohawks sitting on either side of
as two Mohawks sitting on either side of his fully receded hairline think bald
his fully receded hairline think bald
his fully receded hairline think bald Wolverine but as Paul Phoenix
Wolverine but as Paul Phoenix
Wolverine but as Paul Phoenix demonstrates hair stylists in the Tekken
demonstrates hair stylists in the Tekken
demonstrates hair stylists in the Tekken Universe seem to firmly believe in the
Universe seem to firmly believe in the
Universe seem to firmly believe in the old saying if you got it flaunt it
old saying if you got it flaunt it
old saying if you got it flaunt it [Music]
[Music]
[Music] hai hai ji Mishima may not have much of
hai hai ji Mishima may not have much of
hai hai ji Mishima may not have much of it but he certainly seems to be doing
it but he certainly seems to be doing
it but he certainly seems to be doing the best to flaunt whatever he’s got
the best to flaunt whatever he’s got
the best to flaunt whatever he’s got left how about those eyebrows and
left how about those eyebrows and
left how about those eyebrows and mustache though
before we unveil our top pick here a few
before we unveil our top pick here a few honorable mentions
honorable mentions
honorable mentions [Music]
number one Meister seymour guado Final
number one Meister seymour guado Final Fantasy 10 this sphere is a
Fantasy 10 this sphere is a
Fantasy 10 this sphere is a reconstruction created from the thoughts
reconstruction created from the thoughts
reconstruction created from the thoughts of the dead that wonder the father
of the dead that wonder the father
of the dead that wonder the father we might be impressed by seymour guado
we might be impressed by seymour guado
we might be impressed by seymour guado stunningly complex hair if it weren’t so
stunningly complex hair if it weren’t so
stunningly complex hair if it weren’t so damn terrifying it really doesn’t make
damn terrifying it really doesn’t make
damn terrifying it really doesn’t make sense
sense
sense Spira is no play house a moment’s
Spira is no play house a moment’s
Spira is no play house a moment’s diversion may amuse an audience but it
diversion may amuse an audience but it
diversion may amuse an audience but it changes nothing
changes nothing
changes nothing it’s a good thing that he’s such a
it’s a good thing that he’s such a
it’s a good thing that he’s such a well-regarded figure in the world of
well-regarded figure in the world of
well-regarded figure in the world of Spira because anyone with less charisma
Spira because anyone with less charisma
Spira because anyone with less charisma political clout power and and absurdly
political clout power and and absurdly
political clout power and and absurdly handsome face certainly could not pull
handsome face certainly could not pull
handsome face certainly could not pull off this particular look isn’t that
off this particular look isn’t that
off this particular look isn’t that maester Seymour
maester Seymour
maester Seymour [Music]
[Music]
[Music] his hair looks like it sprouted berry
his hair looks like it sprouted berry
his hair looks like it sprouted berry wings or tentacles maybe it’s some sort
wings or tentacles maybe it’s some sort
wings or tentacles maybe it’s some sort of living bat based hairpiece I am
of living bat based hairpiece I am
of living bat based hairpiece I am honoured to receive the title of Meister
honoured to receive the title of Meister
honoured to receive the title of Meister whatever the origin this striking head
whatever the origin this striking head
whatever the origin this striking head of hair maybe it takes the award for the
of hair maybe it takes the award for the
of hair maybe it takes the award for the most absurd hairstyle and considering
most absurd hairstyle and considering
most absurd hairstyle and considering the steep competition see more faces
the steep competition see more faces
the steep competition see more faces from characters in his own franchise
from characters in his own franchise
from characters in his own franchise that is saying a lot
do you agree with our list once I get
do you agree with our list once I get rid of you the darkness will go away
rid of you the darkness will go away
rid of you the darkness will go away what’s the most absurd video game
what’s the most absurd video game
what’s the most absurd video game hairstyle you’ve ever seen
hairstyle you’ve ever seen
hairstyle you’ve ever seen four more slightly out there top 10s
four more slightly out there top 10s
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toast just yet old friend the day will
toast just yet old friend the day will come
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