romantic comedies usually aren’t created to win Academy Awards
to win Academy Awards
to win Academy Awards but with lines like these we wonder how
but with lines like these we wonder how
but with lines like these we wonder how they ever got made in the first place I
they ever got made in the first place I
they ever got made in the first place I might kiss you
might kiss you
might kiss you welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten corniest rom-com lines what do you want
corniest rom-com lines what do you want
corniest rom-com lines what do you want to be married to me for anyhow
so I can kiss you an example for this
so I can kiss you an example for this list we are looking at those movie lines
list we are looking at those movie lines
list we are looking at those movie lines that come across as incredibly desperate
that come across as incredibly desperate
that come across as incredibly desperate or just plain cheesy do not try these at
or just plain cheesy do not try these at
or just plain cheesy do not try these at home kids if a kid wants to be together
home kids if a kid wants to be together
home kids if a kid wants to be together then then why do we need tonight huh
then then why do we need tonight huh
then then why do we need tonight huh number 10 talk to me hope floats oops
number 10 talk to me hope floats oops
number 10 talk to me hope floats oops he’s headed this way Harry Connick jr.
he’s headed this way Harry Connick jr.
he’s headed this way Harry Connick jr. may be dreaming but with lines like this
may be dreaming but with lines like this
may be dreaming but with lines like this it might be better if he stayed silent
it might be better if he stayed silent
it might be better if he stayed silent bother me while trying to rekindle
bother me while trying to rekindle
bother me while trying to rekindle things with his old flame who by the way
things with his old flame who by the way
things with his old flame who by the way has just been dumped by her husband on
has just been dumped by her husband on
has just been dumped by her husband on national television Connick lays it on
national television Connick lays it on
national television Connick lays it on thick I want to dance with
this luck hand
this luck hand excuse us we’re okay with the first part
excuse us we’re okay with the first part
excuse us we’re okay with the first part of this line after all
of this line after all
of this line after all comparing dancing to a conversation
comparing dancing to a conversation
comparing dancing to a conversation isn’t the worst metaphor we’ve heard
isn’t the worst metaphor we’ve heard
isn’t the worst metaphor we’ve heard that’s just a conversation between two
that’s just a conversation between two
that’s just a conversation between two people he had to take it a step further
people he had to take it a step further
people he had to take it a step further however by saying talk to me if we were
however by saying talk to me if we were
however by saying talk to me if we were Sandra Bullock we may have considered
Sandra Bullock we may have considered
Sandra Bullock we may have considered becoming a mute upon hearing that
becoming a mute upon hearing that
becoming a mute upon hearing that dreadful line
number nine you’re why cavemen chiseled
number nine you’re why cavemen chiseled on walls as good as it gets
on walls as good as it gets
on walls as good as it gets can you not be so violent I don’t think
can you not be so violent I don’t think
can you not be so violent I don’t think so as good as it gets
so as good as it gets
so as good as it gets is one of the best romantic comedies
is one of the best romantic comedies
is one of the best romantic comedies ever and saw both Jack Nicholson and
ever and saw both Jack Nicholson and
ever and saw both Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt
Helen Hunt
Helen Hunt when Academy Awards for their
when Academy Awards for their
when Academy Awards for their performances why what are you thinking
performances why what are you thinking
performances why what are you thinking about how to die mostly Greg Kinnear was
about how to die mostly Greg Kinnear was
about how to die mostly Greg Kinnear was nominated for Best Supporting Actor but
nominated for Best Supporting Actor but
nominated for Best Supporting Actor but didn’t win and we blame it entirely on
didn’t win and we blame it entirely on
didn’t win and we blame it entirely on this line I have to draw you no no
this line I have to draw you no no
this line I have to draw you no no absolutely not I’m a lot more shy than
absolutely not I’m a lot more shy than
absolutely not I’m a lot more shy than people think I give off the wrong
people think I give off the wrong
people think I give off the wrong impression my half too I haven’t
impression my half too I haven’t
impression my half too I haven’t sketched anything in weeks there’s less
sketched anything in weeks there’s less
sketched anything in weeks there’s less of a romance factor behind the caveman
of a romance factor behind the caveman
of a romance factor behind the caveman quote than meets the eye
quote than meets the eye
quote than meets the eye as Ken ears character is gay but that
as Ken ears character is gay but that
as Ken ears character is gay but that does not diminish the cheese put your
does not diminish the cheese put your
does not diminish the cheese put your beautiful Carol your skin your long neck
beautiful Carol your skin your long neck
beautiful Carol your skin your long neck Helen Hunt is beautiful
Helen Hunt is beautiful
Helen Hunt is beautiful sure but this is just too much we
sure but this is just too much we
sure but this is just too much we strongly suspect that even cavemen knew
strongly suspect that even cavemen knew
strongly suspect that even cavemen knew better than to trust their luck to a
better than to trust their luck to a
better than to trust their luck to a line like this you’re why cavemen
line like this you’re why cavemen
line like this you’re why cavemen chiseled on walls
chiseled on walls
chiseled on walls I cut me a break number eight
I cut me a break number eight
I cut me a break number eight I want you the notebook this is not
I want you the notebook this is not
I want you the notebook this is not about keeping your promise and it’s not
about keeping your promise and it’s not
about keeping your promise and it’s not about following your heart it’s about
about following your heart it’s about
about following your heart it’s about security the notebook meets every
security the notebook meets every
security the notebook meets every criteria when it comes to the chick
criteria when it comes to the chick
criteria when it comes to the chick flick and with lines like this we can
flick and with lines like this we can
flick and with lines like this we can see why what is that supposed to mean
see why what is that supposed to mean
see why what is that supposed to mean money he’s got a lot of money it follows
money he’s got a lot of money it follows
money he’s got a lot of money it follows that tried and true story of a girl from
that tried and true story of a girl from
that tried and true story of a girl from an upper-class family who falls in love
an upper-class family who falls in love
an upper-class family who falls in love with a poor boy from the wrong side of
with a poor boy from the wrong side of
with a poor boy from the wrong side of town you leave here I hate you anything
town you leave here I hate you anything
town you leave here I hate you anything that’s been happening I guess not I
that’s been happening I guess not I
that’s been happening I guess not I think I must have misread all of them
think I must have misread all of them
think I must have misread all of them saying yes you did luckily the poor boy
saying yes you did luckily the poor boy
saying yes you did luckily the poor boy is Ryan Gosling who seems to almost
is Ryan Gosling who seems to almost
is Ryan Gosling who seems to almost believe these lines as he tries to
believe these lines as he tries to
believe these lines as he tries to convince Rachel McAdams to stay with him
convince Rachel McAdams to stay with him
convince Rachel McAdams to stay with him you’re born you know it you wouldn’t be
you’re born you know it you wouldn’t be
you’re born you know it you wouldn’t be here if there wasn’t something missing
here if there wasn’t something missing
here if there wasn’t something missing but if you don’t look like Ryan Gosling
but if you don’t look like Ryan Gosling
but if you don’t look like Ryan Gosling we doubt this line would work for you so
we doubt this line would work for you so
we doubt this line would work for you so it’s not gonna be easy it’s gonna be
it’s not gonna be easy it’s gonna be
it’s not gonna be easy it’s gonna be really hard we’re gonna have to work at
really hard we’re gonna have to work at
really hard we’re gonna have to work at this every day but I want to do that
this every day but I want to do that
this every day but I want to do that because I want you I want all of you
because I want you I want all of you
because I want you I want all of you forever you and me every day number
forever you and me every day number
forever you and me every day number seven our love is like the wind a walk
seven our love is like the wind a walk
seven our love is like the wind a walk to remember it’s like the wind
to remember it’s like the wind
to remember it’s like the wind I can’t see it I feel it just because
I can’t see it I feel it just because
I can’t see it I feel it just because you know what a simile is doesn’t mean
you know what a simile is doesn’t mean
you know what a simile is doesn’t mean you have to use one this is particularly
you have to use one this is particularly
you have to use one this is particularly true when it comes to love people have
true when it comes to love people have
true when it comes to love people have been trying and failing to emulate
been trying and failing to emulate
been trying and failing to emulate Shakespeare’s classic shall I compare
Shakespeare’s classic shall I compare
Shakespeare’s classic shall I compare thee to a summers day sonnet for years
thee to a summers day sonnet for years
thee to a summers day sonnet for years Jamie and I had a perfect summer
Jamie and I had a perfect summer
Jamie and I had a perfect summer together with more love than lots of
together with more love than lots of
together with more love than lots of people know in a lifetime this terrible
people know in a lifetime this terrible
people know in a lifetime this terrible line may very well be the worst attempt
line may very well be the worst attempt
line may very well be the worst attempt yet sure Landon is no poet but after
yet sure Landon is no poet but after
yet sure Landon is no poet but after losing the woman he loves
losing the woman he loves
losing the woman he loves you’d think he’d come up with something
you’d think he’d come up with something
you’d think he’d come up with something more heartfelt she taught me everything
more heartfelt she taught me everything
more heartfelt she taught me everything about life hope in the long journey
about life hope in the long journey
about life hope in the long journey ahead a sixth grader could have come up
ahead a sixth grader could have come up
ahead a sixth grader could have come up with a better comparison truly an epic
with a better comparison truly an epic
with a better comparison truly an epic Nicholas Sparks level fail I’ll always
Nicholas Sparks level fail I’ll always
Nicholas Sparks level fail I’ll always miss her
but our love is like the wind I can’t
but our love is like the wind I can’t see it I can feel it number six
see it I can feel it number six
see it I can feel it number six destiny serendipity this is just wrong
destiny serendipity this is just wrong
destiny serendipity this is just wrong you don’t just have the most incredible
you don’t just have the most incredible
you don’t just have the most incredible night Ian live with a perfect stranger
night Ian live with a perfect stranger
night Ian live with a perfect stranger and then leave it all the chance do you
and then leave it all the chance do you
and then leave it all the chance do you just cuz we don’t have all the time in
just cuz we don’t have all the time in
just cuz we don’t have all the time in the world
the world
the world we’ll give serendipity a pass for having
we’ll give serendipity a pass for having
we’ll give serendipity a pass for having an incredibly illogical and unrealistic
an incredibly illogical and unrealistic
an incredibly illogical and unrealistic plot like seriously who intentionally
plot like seriously who intentionally
plot like seriously who intentionally loses a person’s number that they
loses a person’s number that they
loses a person’s number that they actually want to talk to where we going
actually want to talk to where we going
actually want to talk to where we going okay but sorry we just can’t let
okay but sorry we just can’t let
okay but sorry we just can’t let cheeseball lines like this slide if we
cheeseball lines like this slide if we
cheeseball lines like this slide if we both randomly pick the same floor we’re
both randomly pick the same floor we’re
both randomly pick the same floor we’re meant to be together now we don’t blame
meant to be together now we don’t blame
meant to be together now we don’t blame John Cusack for being confused in this
John Cusack for being confused in this
John Cusack for being confused in this situation a wiser man would have bailed
situation a wiser man would have bailed
situation a wiser man would have bailed in a hurry if he heard this ridiculous
in a hurry if he heard this ridiculous
in a hurry if he heard this ridiculous explanation from a girl he was trying to
explanation from a girl he was trying to
explanation from a girl he was trying to pick up then again there is only one
pick up then again there is only one
pick up then again there is only one Kate Beckinsale I don’t understand this
Kate Beckinsale I don’t understand this
Kate Beckinsale I don’t understand this you don’t have to understand you just
you don’t have to understand you just
you don’t have to understand you just have to have faith faith in what destiny
have to have faith faith in what destiny
have to have faith faith in what destiny number five I’m also just a girl Notting
number five I’m also just a girl Notting
number five I’m also just a girl Notting Hill of course is this supposed to be
Hill of course is this supposed to be
Hill of course is this supposed to be stage directions or dialogue with you
stage directions or dialogue with you
stage directions or dialogue with you I’m in real danger
I’m in real danger
I’m in real danger the critics seem to love Notting Hill
the critics seem to love Notting Hill
the critics seem to love Notting Hill another romantic comedy about a woman
another romantic comedy about a woman
another romantic comedy about a woman who wants to date a guy below her status
who wants to date a guy below her status
who wants to date a guy below her status but this line is painful even coming out
but this line is painful even coming out
but this line is painful even coming out of Julia Roberts mouth it seems like a
of Julia Roberts mouth it seems like a
of Julia Roberts mouth it seems like a perfect situation
perfect situation
perfect situation apart from that foul temper guilt
apart from that foul temper guilt
apart from that foul temper guilt actually we imagine it took her multiple
actually we imagine it took her multiple
actually we imagine it took her multiple takes to get through it without laughing
takes to get through it without laughing
takes to get through it without laughing Plus why is she narrating the scene we
Plus why is she narrating the scene we
Plus why is she narrating the scene we can see what’s happening how about
can see what’s happening how about
can see what’s happening how about saying something worthwhile rather than
saying something worthwhile rather than
saying something worthwhile rather than telling Hugh Grant what he already knows
telling Hugh Grant what he already knows
telling Hugh Grant what he already knows the fame thing isn’t really real you
the fame thing isn’t really real you
the fame thing isn’t really real you know no wonder he shuts you down I’m
know no wonder he shuts you down I’m
know no wonder he shuts you down I’m also just a girl standing in front of a
also just a girl standing in front of a
also just a girl standing in front of a boy
asking to love her number four take your
asking to love her number four take your breath away hitch after that you’re on
breath away hitch after that you’re on
breath away hitch after that you’re on your own there is no denying that Will
your own there is no denying that Will
your own there is no denying that Will Smith is smooth and his pickup artist
Smith is smooth and his pickup artist
Smith is smooth and his pickup artist character in this movie is even smoother
character in this movie is even smoother
character in this movie is even smoother but even he couldn’t do much with this
but even he couldn’t do much with this
but even he couldn’t do much with this groan inducing line but always remember
groan inducing line but always remember
groan inducing line but always remember life is not the amount of breaths you
life is not the amount of breaths you
life is not the amount of breaths you take it’s the moments that take your
take it’s the moments that take your
take it’s the moments that take your breath away
breath away
breath away sure it’s a cute play on words what the
sure it’s a cute play on words what the
sure it’s a cute play on words what the setup is all wrong what person ever said
setup is all wrong what person ever said
setup is all wrong what person ever said that the meaning of life relates to how
that the meaning of life relates to how
that the meaning of life relates to how many breaths you take as for the moments
many breaths you take as for the moments
many breaths you take as for the moments that take your breath away could you
that take your breath away could you
that take your breath away could you have come up with a more cliche line
have come up with a more cliche line
have come up with a more cliche line breathe just breathe we expect to hear
breathe just breathe we expect to hear
breathe just breathe we expect to hear these lines in soap operas and on
these lines in soap operas and on
these lines in soap operas and on Hallmark cards not in Hollywood
Hallmark cards not in Hollywood
Hallmark cards not in Hollywood blockbusters if you must steal steal
blockbusters if you must steal steal
blockbusters if you must steal steal away from bad company if you must cheat
away from bad company if you must cheat
away from bad company if you must cheat cheat death and if you must drink drink
cheat death and if you must drink drink
cheat death and if you must drink drink in the moments that take your breath
in the moments that take your breath
in the moments that take your breath away did you just make mama
away did you just make mama
away did you just make mama number three is it still raining I
number three is it still raining I
number three is it still raining I hadn’t noticed
hadn’t noticed
hadn’t noticed Four Weddings and a funeral hello what
Four Weddings and a funeral hello what
Four Weddings and a funeral hello what is it about Hugh Grant that turns female
is it about Hugh Grant that turns female
is it about Hugh Grant that turns female characters into blubbering idiots comes
characters into blubbering idiots comes
characters into blubbering idiots comes a point when you’re so wet you can’t get
a point when you’re so wet you can’t get
a point when you’re so wet you can’t get any wetter or at least that’s what
any wetter or at least that’s what
any wetter or at least that’s what screenwriters seem to think we’ve spent
screenwriters seem to think we’ve spent
screenwriters seem to think we’ve spent an entire movie including the titular
an entire movie including the titular
an entire movie including the titular Four Weddings and funeral dealing with
Four Weddings and funeral dealing with
Four Weddings and funeral dealing with the will they or won’t they romance of
the will they or won’t they romance of
the will they or won’t they romance of Carrie and Charles it was it was all my
Carrie and Charles it was it was all my
Carrie and Charles it was it was all my fault I mean I I’m the bastard here as
fault I mean I I’m the bastard here as
fault I mean I I’m the bastard here as Charles finally begins his speech about
Charles finally begins his speech about
Charles finally begins his speech about how much he loves her
how much he loves her
how much he loves her auntie McDowell’s character inexplicably
auntie McDowell’s character inexplicably
auntie McDowell’s character inexplicably comments on the weather the first time
comments on the weather the first time
comments on the weather the first time my whole life I realized I totally and
my whole life I realized I totally and
my whole life I realized I totally and utterly loved one person and it wasn’t
utterly loved one person and it wasn’t
utterly loved one person and it wasn’t the person standing next to me in the
the person standing next to me in the
the person standing next to me in the veil it’s
veil it’s
veil it’s the person standing opposite me now in
the person standing opposite me now in
the person standing opposite me now in the rain we’re not sure what’s worse the
the rain we’re not sure what’s worse the
the rain we’re not sure what’s worse the fact that she says the line while soaked
fact that she says the line while soaked
fact that she says the line while soaked from head to toe or the fact that grant
from head to toe or the fact that grant
from head to toe or the fact that grant completely ignores it and continues
completely ignores it and continues
completely ignores it and continues talking is it still raining I hadn’t
talking is it still raining I hadn’t
talking is it still raining I hadn’t noticed the truth of it is I loved you
noticed the truth of it is I loved you
noticed the truth of it is I loved you from the first second I met you number
from the first second I met you number
from the first second I met you number two love means never having to say
two love means never having to say
two love means never having to say you’re sorry love story wrong wrong
you’re sorry love story wrong wrong
you’re sorry love story wrong wrong wrong
wrong
wrong take this idiom as truth at your own
take this idiom as truth at your own
take this idiom as truth at your own risk the risk isn’t it Jenny love story
risk the risk isn’t it Jenny love story
risk the risk isn’t it Jenny love story is based on the Erich Segal novel of the
is based on the Erich Segal novel of the
is based on the Erich Segal novel of the same name and is the tale of two young
same name and is the tale of two young
same name and is the tale of two young lovers from you guessed it different
lovers from you guessed it different
lovers from you guessed it different social standings who fall in love
social standings who fall in love
social standings who fall in love despite their differences and without
despite their differences and without
despite their differences and without their family’s consent I forgot my key
their family’s consent I forgot my key
their family’s consent I forgot my key but even young love can excuse a
but even young love can excuse a
but even young love can excuse a philosophy this misguided anyone in a
philosophy this misguided anyone in a
philosophy this misguided anyone in a serious relationship will tell you that
serious relationship will tell you that
serious relationship will tell you that love is all about forgiveness and
love is all about forgiveness and
love is all about forgiveness and sometimes that means having to admit
sometimes that means having to admit
sometimes that means having to admit that you were wrong and apologizing
that you were wrong and apologizing
that you were wrong and apologizing Jenny up I’m sorry don’t
Jenny up I’m sorry don’t
Jenny up I’m sorry don’t love means never having to say you’re
love means never having to say you’re
love means never having to say you’re sorry an apology may save you when you
sorry an apology may save you when you
sorry an apology may save you when you forget your anniversary this line
forget your anniversary this line
forget your anniversary this line certainly won’t feel free to try it if
certainly won’t feel free to try it if
certainly won’t feel free to try it if you really must but don’t blame us if
you really must but don’t blame us if
you really must but don’t blame us if you have to sleep on the couch I’m sorry
you have to sleep on the couch I’m sorry
you have to sleep on the couch I’m sorry love
love means never having to say you’re
love means never having to say you’re sorry before we unveil our number one
sorry before we unveil our number one
sorry before we unveil our number one pick here are a few honorable or in this
pick here are a few honorable or in this
pick here are a few honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions
case dishonorable mentions
case dishonorable mentions I think I’d miss you even if we never
I think I’d miss you even if we never
I think I’d miss you even if we never met
boy I ever kissed Jake no one should be
boy I ever kissed Jake no one should be the last maybe you and I had our chance
the last maybe you and I had our chance
the last maybe you and I had our chance mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you
mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you
mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you not even close
not even close
not even close not even a little bit not even at all
not even a little bit not even at all
not even a little bit not even at all number one you complete me Jerry Maguire
this is not only the corniest rom-com
this is not only the corniest rom-com line of all time it may be the worst
line of all time it may be the worst
line of all time it may be the worst movie line in the history of film well
movie line in the history of film well
movie line in the history of film well if you hate rom-coms that is we live in
if you hate rom-coms that is we live in
if you hate rom-coms that is we live in a cynical world we’ve dealt with poorly
a cynical world we’ve dealt with poorly
a cynical world we’ve dealt with poorly written lines before but adding Tom
written lines before but adding Tom
written lines before but adding Tom Cruise’s overacting and this scene is
Cruise’s overacting and this scene is
Cruise’s overacting and this scene is almost unbearable to watch I love you
almost unbearable to watch I love you
almost unbearable to watch I love you you complete me Renee Zellweger’s
you complete me Renee Zellweger’s
you complete me Renee Zellweger’s response is equally bad but what do you
response is equally bad but what do you
response is equally bad but what do you expect when she’s reacting to this
expect when she’s reacting to this
expect when she’s reacting to this dreadful line you had me at hello plus
dreadful line you had me at hello plus
dreadful line you had me at hello plus at the end of the day the Joker said it
at the end of the day the Joker said it
at the end of the day the Joker said it better no no you you complete me do you
better no no you you complete me do you
better no no you you complete me do you agree with our list yeah what do you
agree with our list yeah what do you
agree with our list yeah what do you think is the corniest rom-com line ever
think is the corniest rom-com line ever
think is the corniest rom-com line ever and just banging around the mistletoe
and just banging around the mistletoe
and just banging around the mistletoe hoping to be kissed for more exciting
hoping to be kissed for more exciting
hoping to be kissed for more exciting top 10s published every day be sure to
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