the weird the dangerous and the dirty and these are supposed to be for
and these are supposed to be for
and these are supposed to be for children what do you call the new water
children what do you call the new water
children what do you call the new water news watch the news inator welcome to
news watch the news inator welcome to
news watch the news inator welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 most
down our picks for the top 10 most
down our picks for the top 10 most controversial kids toys for this list
controversial kids toys for this list
controversial kids toys for this list we’re looking at toys that caused
we’re looking at toys that caused
we’re looking at toys that caused controversy either for their strange
controversy either for their strange
controversy either for their strange design choices or through public outrage
design choices or through public outrage
design choices or through public outrage based on how nonsensical it was that
based on how nonsensical it was that
based on how nonsensical it was that they actually made it to store shelves
they actually made it to store shelves
they actually made it to store shelves number 10 shape shifters Punisher are
number 10 shape shifters Punisher are
number 10 shape shifters Punisher are you worried about the Punisher now let
you worried about the Punisher now let
you worried about the Punisher now let me tell you something about this
me tell you something about this
me tell you something about this Punisher whoever loses this transforming
Punisher whoever loses this transforming
Punisher whoever loses this transforming toy rendition of the comic-book
toy rendition of the comic-book
toy rendition of the comic-book character known as Frank Castle is
character known as Frank Castle is
character known as Frank Castle is famous for a very unfortunate step
famous for a very unfortunate step
famous for a very unfortunate step halfway through its change it turns out
halfway through its change it turns out
halfway through its change it turns out that the Punisher packs a lot of heat in
that the Punisher packs a lot of heat in
that the Punisher packs a lot of heat in his crotch
charged with a deadly load there’s no
charged with a deadly load there’s no question as to why this poorly designed
question as to why this poorly designed
question as to why this poorly designed action figure didn’t have a long shelf
action figure didn’t have a long shelf
action figure didn’t have a long shelf life take that message to your people
life take that message to your people
life take that message to your people it’s full transformation which changes
it’s full transformation which changes
it’s full transformation which changes the crotch rocket into a butt missile
the crotch rocket into a butt missile
the crotch rocket into a butt missile launcher so that mr. castle can take the
launcher so that mr. castle can take the
launcher so that mr. castle can take the form of a pistol didn’t help make this
form of a pistol didn’t help make this
form of a pistol didn’t help make this toy any better either
I’m gonna go smoke some cigarettes
I’m gonna go smoke some cigarettes number nine Super Soaker whose inator
number nine Super Soaker whose inator
number nine Super Soaker whose inator what do you call the new water news last
what do you call the new water news last
what do you call the new water news last news inator
news inator
news inator yeah scrutinized and parodied at the
yeah scrutinized and parodied at the
yeah scrutinized and parodied at the time of its release the use inator was a
time of its release the use inator was a
time of its release the use inator was a super soaker that didn’t only shoot
super soaker that didn’t only shoot
super soaker that didn’t only shoot water but also shot a bio news that
water but also shot a bio news that
water but also shot a bio news that brought dirty thoughts to even the most
brought dirty thoughts to even the most
brought dirty thoughts to even the most chaste of people conceived by people who
chaste of people conceived by people who
chaste of people conceived by people who we can only assume have never been on
we can only assume have never been on
we can only assume have never been on the Internet and with an opening
the Internet and with an opening
the Internet and with an opening description that reads sneak up on your
description that reads sneak up on your
description that reads sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio
opponents with a surprise bio
opponents with a surprise bio news attack this infamous contraption
news attack this infamous contraption
news attack this infamous contraption famously failed to make kids losing each
famously failed to make kids losing each
famously failed to make kids losing each other
other
other trendy my number eight hole dance full
trendy my number eight hole dance full
trendy my number eight hole dance full dancer
we hope this was never designed to
we hope this was never designed to actually be intended for children this
actually be intended for children this
actually be intended for children this doll represents what is probably the
doll represents what is probably the
doll represents what is probably the least desirable career choice for a
least desirable career choice for a
least desirable career choice for a parents precious daughter it was
parents precious daughter it was
parents precious daughter it was packaged in a box that cleans the toy
packaged in a box that cleans the toy
packaged in a box that cleans the toy goes round and round and up and down and
goes round and round and up and down and
goes round and round and up and down and comes equipped with a disco ball little
comes equipped with a disco ball little
comes equipped with a disco ball little is known about who made this doll and
is known about who made this doll and
is known about who made this doll and where it was sold but it was outrageous
where it was sold but it was outrageous
where it was sold but it was outrageous enough to be blogged about by Perez
enough to be blogged about by Perez
enough to be blogged about by Perez Hilton so it had to make our list
number seven enter tech howdy
number seven enter tech howdy never-before-seen realism enter Tech was
never-before-seen realism enter Tech was
never-before-seen realism enter Tech was a brand of water guns that recreated
a brand of water guns that recreated
a brand of water guns that recreated real-life firearms for kids moulded in
real-life firearms for kids moulded in
real-life firearms for kids moulded in black plastic with detachable magazine
black plastic with detachable magazine
black plastic with detachable magazine rounds that held the water the toys were
rounds that held the water the toys were
rounds that held the water the toys were so convincing that they led to
so convincing that they led to
so convincing that they led to unfortunate cases in which law
unfortunate cases in which law
unfortunate cases in which law enforcement officers opened fire on
enforcement officers opened fire on
enforcement officers opened fire on children after mistaking the toy for
children after mistaking the toy for
children after mistaking the toy for real weapon this led the toy
real weapon this led the toy
real weapon this led the toy manufacturer to voluntarily change to
manufacturer to voluntarily change to
manufacturer to voluntarily change to neon colored plastics for their later
neon colored plastics for their later
neon colored plastics for their later water pistols number six golliwog this
water pistols number six golliwog this
water pistols number six golliwog this early 19th century rag doll caused a lot
early 19th century rag doll caused a lot
early 19th century rag doll caused a lot of public uproar when it found itself
of public uproar when it found itself
of public uproar when it found itself back on store shelves in the early 2000s
back on store shelves in the early 2000s
back on store shelves in the early 2000s created in 1895 golliwog was the main
created in 1895 golliwog was the main
created in 1895 golliwog was the main character of a series of children’s
character of a series of children’s
character of a series of children’s books that eventually became the name of
books that eventually became the name of
books that eventually became the name of toys and dolls that resembled it
toys and dolls that resembled it
toys and dolls that resembled it nowadays the doll perpetuates racist
nowadays the doll perpetuates racist
nowadays the doll perpetuates racist stereotypes reminding us of the
stereotypes reminding us of the
stereotypes reminding us of the caricature of african-americans in
caricature of african-americans in
caricature of african-americans in minstrel shows of yesteryear amidst the
minstrel shows of yesteryear amidst the
minstrel shows of yesteryear amidst the controversy the public outrage is a
controversy the public outrage is a
controversy the public outrage is a positive sign that our society is
positive sign that our society is
positive sign that our society is evolving number five babay glue tone
evolving number five babay glue tone
evolving number five babay glue tone this realistic baby doll went a bit too
this realistic baby doll went a bit too
this realistic baby doll went a bit too far with its one very strange feature
far with its one very strange feature
far with its one very strange feature the baby was packaged with a halter top
the baby was packaged with a halter top
the baby was packaged with a halter top bra with flower shaped nipples designed
bra with flower shaped nipples designed
bra with flower shaped nipples designed for little girls to wear in order to
for little girls to wear in order to
for little girls to wear in order to simulate breastfeeding unsurprisingly
simulate breastfeeding unsurprisingly
simulate breastfeeding unsurprisingly the toy was unpopular with parents and
the toy was unpopular with parents and
the toy was unpopular with parents and generally panned with some critics even
generally panned with some critics even
generally panned with some critics even claiming it could lead to early teen
claiming it could lead to early teen
claiming it could lead to early teen pregnancy while it was an attempt to
pregnancy while it was an attempt to
pregnancy while it was an attempt to educate little girls on the natural ways
educate little girls on the natural ways
educate little girls on the natural ways to feed a newborn baby the big –let own
to feed a newborn baby the big –let own
to feed a newborn baby the big –let own just comes off as creepy number 4 rad
just comes off as creepy number 4 rad
just comes off as creepy number 4 rad repeating tarzan another case of
repeating tarzan another case of
repeating tarzan another case of unfortunate circumstances this toy was a
unfortunate circumstances this toy was a
unfortunate circumstances this toy was a victim of its packaging with its
victim of its packaging with its
victim of its packaging with its spring-loaded right arm placed so
spring-loaded right arm placed so
spring-loaded right arm placed so Tarzan’s hand would be over its crotch
Tarzan’s hand would be over its crotch
Tarzan’s hand would be over its crotch the Disney toy took a turn for the dirty
masturbating Tarzan had a short shelf
masturbating Tarzan had a short shelf life ultimately being recalled and
life ultimately being recalled and
life ultimately being recalled and repackaged so that he would stop
repackaged so that he would stop
repackaged so that he would stop touching himself to make matters worse
touching himself to make matters worse
touching himself to make matters worse the apeman also featured a button that
the apeman also featured a button that
the apeman also featured a button that led out his famous call needless to say
led out his famous call needless to say
led out his famous call needless to say this toy in its original packaging is
this toy in its original packaging is
this toy in its original packaging is becoming quite the collectable proving
becoming quite the collectable proving
becoming quite the collectable proving that we humans really do have a
that we humans really do have a
that we humans really do have a one-track mind
number three Oreo fun barbie bright
number three Oreo fun barbie bright ideas and an Oreo cookie it’s a bright
ideas and an Oreo cookie it’s a bright
ideas and an Oreo cookie it’s a bright idea to dunk it or to crunch it or
idea to dunk it or to crunch it or
idea to dunk it or to crunch it or unscrew it what could go wrong with
unscrew it what could go wrong with
unscrew it what could go wrong with cross promotion between America’s
cross promotion between America’s
cross promotion between America’s favorite cookie and one of the most
favorite cookie and one of the most
favorite cookie and one of the most popular toy lines in the world in 1997
popular toy lines in the world in 1997
popular toy lines in the world in 1997 the union saw the release of two Oreo
the union saw the release of two Oreo
the union saw the release of two Oreo themed dolls one Caucasian and another
themed dolls one Caucasian and another
themed dolls one Caucasian and another African American unbeknownst to the
African American unbeknownst to the
African American unbeknownst to the people at Mattel and Nabisco Oreo is
people at Mattel and Nabisco Oreo is
people at Mattel and Nabisco Oreo is also a pejorative term for a black
also a pejorative term for a black
also a pejorative term for a black person who acts white the black version
person who acts white the black version
person who acts white the black version of the dolls was understandably met with
of the dolls was understandably met with
of the dolls was understandably met with outrage and the racially insensitive
outrage and the racially insensitive
outrage and the racially insensitive model didn’t sell well and so was
model didn’t sell well and so was
model didn’t sell well and so was quickly recalled Oreo and Oreo Double
quickly recalled Oreo and Oreo Double
quickly recalled Oreo and Oreo Double Stuf cookies
number two the Nimbus 2000 a
number two the Nimbus 2000 a battery-operated replica of Harry
battery-operated replica of Harry
battery-operated replica of Harry Potter’s broomstick yes we did say
Potter’s broomstick yes we did say
Potter’s broomstick yes we did say battery-operated and no it did not make
battery-operated and no it did not make
battery-operated and no it did not make the broomstick fly but it did make it
the broomstick fly but it did make it
the broomstick fly but it did make it vibrate now once you’ve got hold of your
vibrate now once you’ve got hold of your
vibrate now once you’ve got hold of your broom I want you to mount it and grip it
broom I want you to mount it and grip it
broom I want you to mount it and grip it tight you don’t want to be sliding off
tight you don’t want to be sliding off
tight you don’t want to be sliding off the end for while kids aged eight and up
the end for while kids aged eight and up
the end for while kids aged eight and up we’re playing with a vibrating stick
we’re playing with a vibrating stick
we’re playing with a vibrating stick that they could stick between their legs
that they could stick between their legs
that they could stick between their legs probably discovering way more about
probably discovering way more about
probably discovering way more about their bodies than they should at that
their bodies than they should at that
their bodies than they should at that age Mattel quickly pulled the toy from
age Mattel quickly pulled the toy from
age Mattel quickly pulled the toy from the shelves but not before it gained
the shelves but not before it gained
the shelves but not before it gained popularity through internet memes and
popularity through internet memes and
popularity through internet memes and parody reviews on amazon.com I see a
parody reviews on amazon.com I see a
parody reviews on amazon.com I see a single broom in the air the one riding
single broom in the air the one riding
single broom in the air the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts
it will find themselves out of Hogwarts
it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say Quidditch before we
before they can say Quidditch before we
before they can say Quidditch before we unveil our top pick here are a few
unveil our top pick here are a few
unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions she is homeless
honorable mentions she is homeless
honorable mentions she is homeless apparently and lives in a car and that’s
apparently and lives in a car and that’s
apparently and lives in a car and that’s her that’s her back sort
Barbie let’s go party Oh Barbie how you
Barbie let’s go party Oh Barbie how you changed
changed
changed checkout Mattel’s Black Canary Barbie
checkout Mattel’s Black Canary Barbie
checkout Mattel’s Black Canary Barbie due out this September biker jacket
due out this September biker jacket
due out this September biker jacket boots heavy makeup and fishnets not sold
boots heavy makeup and fishnets not sold
boots heavy makeup and fishnets not sold separately this bad boy is illegal to
separately this bad boy is illegal to
separately this bad boy is illegal to buy himself there totally dangerous I
buy himself there totally dangerous I
buy himself there totally dangerous I just scored these off Craigslist oops
just scored these off Craigslist oops
just scored these off Craigslist oops that I Justin criminate myself number
that I Justin criminate myself number
that I Justin criminate myself number one Rafiki and Simba
if we’ve learned one thing from this
if we’ve learned one thing from this list it’s that our collective dirty
list it’s that our collective dirty
list it’s that our collective dirty minds will lead to toy controversy and
minds will lead to toy controversy and
minds will lead to toy controversy and recalls and so it’s not surprising that
recalls and so it’s not surprising that
recalls and so it’s not surprising that this toy designed to recreate one of the
this toy designed to recreate one of the
this toy designed to recreate one of the most memorable moments in the Lion King
most memorable moments in the Lion King
most memorable moments in the Lion King gets turned into a scene from the porn
gets turned into a scene from the porn
gets turned into a scene from the porn from hell in which Rafiki molest baby
from hell in which Rafiki molest baby
from hell in which Rafiki molest baby Simba rumored to be a Disney related
Simba rumored to be a Disney related
Simba rumored to be a Disney related product little is actually known about
product little is actually known about
product little is actually known about its origins but one thing’s for sure
its origins but one thing’s for sure
its origins but one thing’s for sure it’s our number one most controversial
it’s our number one most controversial
it’s our number one most controversial toy Hakuna Matata
toy Hakuna Matata
toy Hakuna Matata do you agree with our list did we miss
do you agree with our list did we miss
do you agree with our list did we miss any controversial toys for more strange
any controversial toys for more strange
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