what are you doing here I’ve been asking myself the same
I’ve been asking myself the same
I’ve been asking myself the same question classic or not these are the
question classic or not these are the
question classic or not these are the movies that men fear welcome to
movies that men fear welcome to
movies that men fear welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down the top 10 chick flicks
counting down the top 10 chick flicks
counting down the top 10 chick flicks that men hate I don’t believe you baby
that men hate I don’t believe you baby
that men hate I don’t believe you baby just to be clear we’re not saying that
just to be clear we’re not saying that
just to be clear we’re not saying that these are necessarily bad movies
these are necessarily bad movies
these are necessarily bad movies we’re simply pointing out that they
we’re simply pointing out that they
we’re simply pointing out that they happen to be unappealing to those born
happen to be unappealing to those born
happen to be unappealing to those born with a y chromosome number 10 Bridget
with a y chromosome number 10 Bridget
with a y chromosome number 10 Bridget Jones’s Diary let’s get things started
Jones’s Diary let’s get things started
Jones’s Diary let’s get things started with a Hugh Grant movie well they’re all
with a Hugh Grant movie well they’re all
with a Hugh Grant movie well they’re all pretty painful to watch this one casts
pretty painful to watch this one casts
pretty painful to watch this one casts grants self-important overblown
grants self-important overblown
grants self-important overblown stuttering idiot persona in a bad-boy
stuttering idiot persona in a bad-boy
stuttering idiot persona in a bad-boy role beyond that his love interest is
role beyond that his love interest is
role beyond that his love interest is Renee Zellweger who plays the all too
Renee Zellweger who plays the all too
Renee Zellweger who plays the all too compelling role of a woman struggling
compelling role of a woman struggling
compelling role of a woman struggling with her weight age job and confidence
with her weight age job and confidence
with her weight age job and confidence all while keeping a diary about her male
all while keeping a diary about her male
all while keeping a diary about her male fantasies sounds fun doesn’t it I’m just
fantasies sounds fun doesn’t it I’m just
fantasies sounds fun doesn’t it I’m just good because well
number nine dirty dancing for a film
number nine dirty dancing for a film that sounds like it has promise
that sounds like it has promise
that sounds like it has promise it sure does have a lot of sappy moments
it sure does have a lot of sappy moments
it sure does have a lot of sappy moments I’ll never be sorry
neither will i its story centers on a
neither will i its story centers on a girl named baby falling in love with a
girl named baby falling in love with a
girl named baby falling in love with a frequently shirtless dance instructor
frequently shirtless dance instructor
frequently shirtless dance instructor played by Patrick Swayze while there was
played by Patrick Swayze while there was
played by Patrick Swayze while there was potential for something compelling it
potential for something compelling it
potential for something compelling it unfortunately comes off as so hokey that
unfortunately comes off as so hokey that
unfortunately comes off as so hokey that it’s sickening please not another Swayze
it’s sickening please not another Swayze
it’s sickening please not another Swayze a shot
a shot
a shot also it features a surprising amount of
also it features a surprising amount of
also it features a surprising amount of 80s music for a film set in the 60s yes
80s music for a film set in the 60s yes
80s music for a film set in the 60s yes I know what’s on your mind you see
I know what’s on your mind you see
I know what’s on your mind you see stay with me
number eight mama Mia we get it the
number eight mama Mia we get it the characters feel strongly about stuff do
characters feel strongly about stuff do
characters feel strongly about stuff do they really have to sing about it all
they really have to sing about it all
they really have to sing about it all the time for the uninitiated Mamma Mia
the time for the uninitiated Mamma Mia
the time for the uninitiated Mamma Mia is basically Abba music wrapped in fluff
is basically Abba music wrapped in fluff
is basically Abba music wrapped in fluff masquerading as Shakespeare I wasn’t
masquerading as Shakespeare I wasn’t
masquerading as Shakespeare I wasn’t jealous before we met at the center of
jealous before we met at the center of
jealous before we met at the center of this spectacle is a girl who doesn’t
this spectacle is a girl who doesn’t
this spectacle is a girl who doesn’t know who her biological father is which
know who her biological father is which
know who her biological father is which concludes with the important moral that
concludes with the important moral that
concludes with the important moral that you shouldn’t settle for one father when
you shouldn’t settle for one father when
you shouldn’t settle for one father when you can have three loaded ones number
you can have three loaded ones number
you can have three loaded ones number seven a lock to remember this romantic
seven a lock to remember this romantic
seven a lock to remember this romantic drama features a jerk-off jock that ends
drama features a jerk-off jock that ends
drama features a jerk-off jock that ends up falling for a terminally ill
up falling for a terminally ill
up falling for a terminally ill religious girl gut-wrenchingly
religious girl gut-wrenchingly
religious girl gut-wrenchingly depressing it’s also painfully formulaic
depressing it’s also painfully formulaic
depressing it’s also painfully formulaic specifically aimed at tugging on your
specifically aimed at tugging on your
specifically aimed at tugging on your heart strings while hammering home a few
heart strings while hammering home a few
heart strings while hammering home a few religious undertones just for good
religious undertones just for good
religious undertones just for good measure although there’s nothing
measure although there’s nothing
measure although there’s nothing fanatically wrong with the film watching
fanatically wrong with the film watching
fanatically wrong with the film watching it is like pulling off a band-aid for an
it is like pulling off a band-aid for an
it is like pulling off a band-aid for an hour and a half she taught me everything
hour and a half she taught me everything
hour and a half she taught me everything about life hope in the long journey
about life hope in the long journey
about life hope in the long journey ahead number six my best friend’s
ahead number six my best friend’s
ahead number six my best friend’s wedding it’s just makes everything so
wedding it’s just makes everything so
wedding it’s just makes everything so perfect weddings there’s always a winner
perfect weddings there’s always a winner
perfect weddings there’s always a winner here a woman realizes that she loves her
here a woman realizes that she loves her
here a woman realizes that she loves her best friend but it’s too late he’s about
best friend but it’s too late he’s about
best friend but it’s too late he’s about to marry a gorgeous rich chick you the
to marry a gorgeous rich chick you the
to marry a gorgeous rich chick you the shenanigans because everybody knows the
shenanigans because everybody knows the
shenanigans because everybody knows the best way to win somebody over is to
best way to win somebody over is to
best way to win somebody over is to sabotage his happiness ah but see it’s
sabotage his happiness ah but see it’s
sabotage his happiness ah but see it’s okay because the person who really
okay because the person who really
okay because the person who really stands to get hurt is a ditzy blonde
stands to get hurt is a ditzy blonde
stands to get hurt is a ditzy blonde girl so she obviously deserves it right
number five
number five Sex in the City apparently the joys of
Sex in the City apparently the joys of
Sex in the City apparently the joys of being a middle-aged woman are best
being a middle-aged woman are best
being a middle-aged woman are best expressed by a film which depicts men as
expressed by a film which depicts men as
expressed by a film which depicts men as unintelligent one-dimensional creatures
unintelligent one-dimensional creatures
unintelligent one-dimensional creatures that only desire sex aside from the
that only desire sex aside from the
that only desire sex aside from the brutal accuracy of that aspect the film
brutal accuracy of that aspect the film
brutal accuracy of that aspect the film is a redundant fantasy that is about as
is a redundant fantasy that is about as
is a redundant fantasy that is about as complex and compelling as the cliffnotes
complex and compelling as the cliffnotes
complex and compelling as the cliffnotes to an issue of Cosmo Jesus honey wax
to an issue of Cosmo Jesus honey wax
to an issue of Cosmo Jesus honey wax much
much
much why the fuck doesn’t anyone ever ask
why the fuck doesn’t anyone ever ask
why the fuck doesn’t anyone ever ask Carrie what the hell she’s wearing
Carrie what the hell she’s wearing
Carrie what the hell she’s wearing number four the English Patient Elaine
number four the English Patient Elaine
number four the English Patient Elaine from Seinfeld said it best and she
from Seinfeld said it best and she
from Seinfeld said it best and she wasn’t even a dude quit telling your
wasn’t even a dude quit telling your
wasn’t even a dude quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert and
stupid story about the stupid desert and
stupid story about the stupid desert and just die already
just die already
just die already die a tragic tale about a doomed romance
die a tragic tale about a doomed romance
die a tragic tale about a doomed romance between a field nurse and a horribly
between a field nurse and a horribly
between a field nurse and a horribly burned World War two pilot it’s the
burned World War two pilot it’s the
burned World War two pilot it’s the special kind of chick flick that
special kind of chick flick that
special kind of chick flick that celebrates adultery aiming to be the
celebrates adultery aiming to be the
celebrates adultery aiming to be the next Casablanca the long tedious
next Casablanca the long tedious
next Casablanca the long tedious flashbacks drag the film to torturously
flashbacks drag the film to torturously
flashbacks drag the film to torturously boring lengths rather than a sweeping
boring lengths rather than a sweeping
boring lengths rather than a sweeping romantic epic it’s actually just a
romantic epic it’s actually just a
romantic epic it’s actually just a surefire way to cure insomnia you’re
surefire way to cure insomnia you’re
surefire way to cure insomnia you’re wearing the thimble cause oh is where
wearing the thimble cause oh is where
wearing the thimble cause oh is where I’ve always worn it I’ve always loved
I’ve always worn it I’ve always loved
I’ve always worn it I’ve always loved number three Dear John heartthrob
number three Dear John heartthrob
number three Dear John heartthrob Channing Tatum stars in this depressing
Channing Tatum stars in this depressing
Channing Tatum stars in this depressing cliched and unwashable film and we’re
cliched and unwashable film and we’re
cliched and unwashable film and we’re not even speaking about GI Joe I don’t
not even speaking about GI Joe I don’t
not even speaking about GI Joe I don’t know why I came here attempting to
know why I came here attempting to
know why I came here attempting to capitalize on the notebooks fanatic
capitalize on the notebooks fanatic
capitalize on the notebooks fanatic popularity it drags the audience through
popularity it drags the audience through
popularity it drags the audience through a checklist of cliches in a story about
a checklist of cliches in a story about
a checklist of cliches in a story about love war and snail mail because you know
love war and snail mail because you know
love war and snail mail because you know email isn’t romantic yeah we’re looking
email isn’t romantic yeah we’re looking
email isn’t romantic yeah we’re looking at you Tom Hanks I’ve been staring at
at you Tom Hanks I’ve been staring at
at you Tom Hanks I’ve been staring at this blank page in the last two hours
this blank page in the last two hours
this blank page in the last two hours I’m being honest I’ve been staring at it
I’m being honest I’ve been staring at it
I’m being honest I’ve been staring at it for the last two months
for the last two months
for the last two months number two the notebook aside from the
number two the notebook aside from the
number two the notebook aside from the framing device with the old people which
framing device with the old people which
framing device with the old people which don’t lie nobody really likes you can
don’t lie nobody really likes you can
don’t lie nobody really likes you can basically describe the plot from the
basically describe the plot from the
basically describe the plot from the notebook by copying the plot of Lady and
notebook by copying the plot of Lady and
notebook by copying the plot of Lady and the Tramp and substituting all the
the Tramp and substituting all the
the Tramp and substituting all the instances of the word poodle or Ryan
instances of the word poodle or Ryan
instances of the word poodle or Ryan Gosling and the pound for World War two
Gosling and the pound for World War two
Gosling and the pound for World War two aside from the totally believable parts
aside from the totally believable parts
aside from the totally believable parts of the film where Ryan Gosling gets
of the film where Ryan Gosling gets
of the film where Ryan Gosling gets rejected we get to top the whole thing
rejected we get to top the whole thing
rejected we get to top the whole thing off with a crushing reminder that
off with a crushing reminder that
off with a crushing reminder that Alzheimer’s is still technically
Alzheimer’s is still technically
Alzheimer’s is still technically stronger than love what’s going on here
stronger than love what’s going on here
stronger than love what’s going on here am I supposed to know you no no no
am I supposed to know you no no no
am I supposed to know you no no no number one Twilight
taking the top spot is the chick flick
taking the top spot is the chick flick that takes werewolves and vampires two
that takes werewolves and vampires two
that takes werewolves and vampires two of the coolest things around and dfangs
of the coolest things around and dfangs
of the coolest things around and dfangs them making them all shirtless sparkly
them making them all shirtless sparkly
them making them all shirtless sparkly and sappy overflowing with tortured
and sappy overflowing with tortured
and sappy overflowing with tortured teenage angst cardboard characters and
teenage angst cardboard characters and
teenage angst cardboard characters and painfully awful acting only the pre
painfully awful acting only the pre
painfully awful acting only the pre tedious tub girl could enjoy a film that
tedious tub girl could enjoy a film that
tedious tub girl could enjoy a film that literally sucks this hard
agree with our list as a guy which
agree with our list as a guy which chick-flick is your greatest nightmare
chick-flick is your greatest nightmare
chick-flick is your greatest nightmare to be dragged to I for more entertaining
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