corny writing in videogames isn’t just reserved for dialogue welcome to
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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 cheesy
down our picks for the top 10 cheesy
down our picks for the top 10 cheesy video games songs and stage name are
video games songs and stage name are
video games songs and stage name are tunic design industries just be clear
tunic design industries just be clear
tunic design industries just be clear we’re not saying that them songs are
we’re not saying that them songs are
we’re not saying that them songs are necessarily bad but more that they’re
necessarily bad but more that they’re
necessarily bad but more that they’re hilarious lyrics won’t get them on any
hilarious lyrics won’t get them on any
hilarious lyrics won’t get them on any other lists which is why portals still
other lists which is why portals still
other lists which is why portals still alive please out also the song has to
alive please out also the song has to
alive please out also the song has to have lyrics and we’re excluding licensed
have lyrics and we’re excluding licensed
have lyrics and we’re excluding licensed songs so bayonetta’s fly me to the moon
songs so bayonetta’s fly me to the moon
songs so bayonetta’s fly me to the moon is out thank god check out our list for
is out thank god check out our list for
is out thank god check out our list for top 10 retro and modern video game
top 10 retro and modern video game
top 10 retro and modern video game themes for the good ones by the way how
themes for the good ones by the way how
themes for the good ones by the way how do you think I keep this lovely pin
do you think I keep this lovely pin
do you think I keep this lovely pin number 10 zombies on your lawn by Laura
number 10 zombies on your lawn by Laura
number 10 zombies on your lawn by Laura Shaggy Hara plants vs. zombies
starting things off is the charming
starting things off is the charming ballad sung by a sunflower about how a
ballad sung by a sunflower about how a
ballad sung by a sunflower about how a backyard garden of deadly plants defend
backyard garden of deadly plants defend
backyard garden of deadly plants defend their lawn against zombies and you wanna
their lawn against zombies and you wanna
their lawn against zombies and you wanna but all the pets off of my head and how
but all the pets off of my head and how
but all the pets off of my head and how zombies protect themselves against said
zombies protect themselves against said
zombies protect themselves against said plants
if Laura’s cute singing voice doesn’t
if Laura’s cute singing voice doesn’t get you in the mood for undead
get you in the mood for undead
get you in the mood for undead horticultural defense nothing else will
horticultural defense nothing else will
horticultural defense nothing else will also fun fact Laura did the song in
also fun fact Laura did the song in
also fun fact Laura did the song in Japanese as well
because the key
because the key tell me what
number nine I’m the wind by Cynthia
number nine I’m the wind by Cynthia Harold Castlevania Symphony of the Night
finally beating a game whose soundtrack
finally beating a game whose soundtrack has been a constant theme of energetic
has been a constant theme of energetic
has been a constant theme of energetic motivation you’re rewarded with this
motivation you’re rewarded with this
motivation you’re rewarded with this drifting high
the sky does end city it’s called space
the sky does end city it’s called space okay
okay
okay the song doesn’t really make a lot of
the song doesn’t really make a lot of
the song doesn’t really make a lot of sense but hey it’s a Japanese game what
sense but hey it’s a Japanese game what
sense but hey it’s a Japanese game what do you want
day still
day still the vocals are really good though sadly
the vocals are really good though sadly
the vocals are really good though sadly the song was removed from later versions
the song was removed from later versions
the song was removed from later versions of the game since Cynthia is now a
of the game since Cynthia is now a
of the game since Cynthia is now a signed artist
No
No there
there
there number eight following Stanley by Blake
number eight following Stanley by Blake
number eight following Stanley by Blake Robinson the Stanley parable
we had a bit of a debate in the
we had a bit of a debate in the WatchMojo office on whether duh d’duh
WatchMojo office on whether duh d’duh
WatchMojo office on whether duh d’duh Dom counts as lyrics but he came to the
Dom counts as lyrics but he came to the
Dom counts as lyrics but he came to the conclusion that for regular songs it
conclusion that for regular songs it
conclusion that for regular songs it doesn’t but for cheesy songs yes it does
this surprisingly motivating song
this surprisingly motivating song suddenly bursts out while you’re
suddenly bursts out while you’re
suddenly bursts out while you’re following an adventure line because um a
following an adventure line because um a
following an adventure line because um a narrator could you help us out with this
narrator could you help us out with this
narrator could you help us out with this one cut the music
one cut the music
one cut the music go back and look at that fern Stanley
go back and look at that fern Stanley
go back and look at that fern Stanley this fern will be very important later
this fern will be very important later
this fern will be very important later in the story that’s not all we met
in the story that’s not all we met
in the story that’s not all we met number seven you are dead total
number seven you are dead total
number seven you are dead total distortion we couldn’t find you for both
distortion we couldn’t find you for both
distortion we couldn’t find you for both this one but nonetheless it’s a classic
in case you weren’t able to figure out
in case you weren’t able to figure out what happens that you fail a challenge
what happens that you fail a challenge
what happens that you fail a challenge or run out of life force the game gives
or run out of life force the game gives
or run out of life force the game gives you a good hint in the form of this song
you a good hint in the form of this song
you a good hint in the form of this song your heart has stopped down your brain
your heart has stopped down your brain
your heart has stopped down your brain is cold your body is starting to show
is cold your body is starting to show
is cold your body is starting to show fans in the conscience who watch this
fans in the conscience who watch this
fans in the conscience who watch this play that they’re fine
songs with lyrics on 16-bit systems are
songs with lyrics on 16-bit systems are extremely rare nevertheless play fighter
extremely rare nevertheless play fighter
extremely rare nevertheless play fighter ended up pioneering the trend along with
ended up pioneering the trend along with
ended up pioneering the trend along with their song about clay fighter
add into that song some sweet 16-bit
add into that song some sweet 16-bit guitar shredding and you get a great
guitar shredding and you get a great
guitar shredding and you get a great intro to to start off your game
yeah the lyrics are pretty limited but
yeah the lyrics are pretty limited but considering its the SNES it’s forgivable
considering its the SNES it’s forgivable
considering its the SNES it’s forgivable number five rescue girl by jake kauffman
number five rescue girl by jake kauffman
number five rescue girl by jake kauffman mighty switch force – what better way to
mighty switch force – what better way to
mighty switch force – what better way to celebrate saving the world that by
celebrate saving the world that by
celebrate saving the world that by dancing to a tune that sounds like a mix
dancing to a tune that sounds like a mix
dancing to a tune that sounds like a mix of the Village People with some 90’s boy
of the Village People with some 90’s boy
of the Village People with some 90’s boy band thrown in
it’s rather fitting as the game is set
it’s rather fitting as the game is set on a burning planet with a female
on a burning planet with a female
on a burning planet with a female protagonist through the firefighter and
protagonist through the firefighter and
protagonist through the firefighter and rescues babies by kicking them wait what
rescues babies by kicking them wait what
rescues babies by kicking them wait what anyway a disco song paying tribute to
anyway a disco song paying tribute to
anyway a disco song paying tribute to her wealth color us
number four DK rap by grant kirkhope
number four DK rap by grant kirkhope Donkey Kong 64 to the intro to the game
Donkey Kong 64 to the intro to the game
Donkey Kong 64 to the intro to the game starts out with the Kong family breaking
starts out with the Kong family breaking
starts out with the Kong family breaking it down with crankiest the DJ with some
it down with crankiest the DJ with some
it down with crankiest the DJ with some infamously terrible lyrics grant stated
infamously terrible lyrics grant stated
infamously terrible lyrics grant stated on his website that he originally wrote
on his website that he originally wrote
on his website that he originally wrote the DK rap as a joke of that we can be
the DK rap as a joke of that we can be
the DK rap as a joke of that we can be sure but the question remains if we’re
sure but the question remains if we’re
sure but the question remains if we’re laughing at him or with him number three
laughing at him or with him number three
laughing at him or with him number three a pirate I was meant to be by Michael
a pirate I was meant to be by Michael
a pirate I was meant to be by Michael LAN the curse of Monkey Island his chest
LAN the curse of Monkey Island his chest
LAN the curse of Monkey Island his chest fur just is the life of guy brush
fur just is the life of guy brush
fur just is the life of guy brush Threepwood after losing the map to blood
Threepwood after losing the map to blood
Threepwood after losing the map to blood island to rottingham because his crew
island to rottingham because his crew
island to rottingham because his crew were sidetracked by the sight of a
were sidetracked by the sight of a
were sidetracked by the sight of a breaching whale hey look guys a whale
breaching whale hey look guys a whale
breaching whale hey look guys a whale ma’am said crew figure there’s only one
ma’am said crew figure there’s only one
ma’am said crew figure there’s only one way to get motivated come on men we’ve
way to get motivated come on men we’ve
way to get motivated come on men we’ve got to recover that map that IRA ttle be
got to recover that map that IRA ttle be
got to recover that map that IRA ttle be done for any falls into our trap
done for any falls into our trap
done for any falls into our trap what makes this song great is that the
what makes this song great is that the
what makes this song great is that the player can choose what lyrics come next
player can choose what lyrics come next
player can choose what lyrics come next even if that’s not what guy brushing
even if that’s not what guy brushing
even if that’s not what guy brushing Candice just to my heart owned am a
Candice just to my heart owned am a
Candice just to my heart owned am a pirate I was meant to be trim the sails
pirate I was meant to be trim the sails
pirate I was meant to be trim the sails and roam the sea the best part is when
and roam the sea the best part is when
and roam the sea the best part is when guy brush unintentionally contributes
guy brush unintentionally contributes
guy brush unintentionally contributes you say you’re nasty pirates leaving
you say you’re nasty pirates leaving
you say you’re nasty pirates leaving feeding bad bushwhackers from what I’ve
feeding bad bushwhackers from what I’ve
feeding bad bushwhackers from what I’ve seen I tell you you’re not pirates
seen I tell you you’re not pirates
seen I tell you you’re not pirates you’re to slap a fire I was meant to be
you’re to slap a fire I was meant to be
you’re to slap a fire I was meant to be trim the sails and roam the sea number
trim the sails and roam the sea number
trim the sails and roam the sea number to katamari on the rocks by you my Aki
to katamari on the rocks by you my Aki
to katamari on the rocks by you my Aki and masayuki Tanaka Katamari Damacy
and masayuki Tanaka Katamari Damacy
and masayuki Tanaka Katamari Damacy don’t only do your best
don’t only do your best
don’t only do your best well pretty much all of the songs on the
well pretty much all of the songs on the
well pretty much all of the songs on the katamari soundtrack are eligible of
katamari soundtrack are eligible of
katamari soundtrack are eligible of making this list our personal favorite
making this list our personal favorite
making this list our personal favorite is Katamari on the rocks
already the game itself is pretty weird
already the game itself is pretty weird so adding a kooky Japanese songs with a
so adding a kooky Japanese songs with a
so adding a kooky Japanese songs with a few breakout English lines pretty much
few breakout English lines pretty much
few breakout English lines pretty much takes the cake
takes the cake
takes the cake honestly we don’t think this needs any
honestly we don’t think this needs any
honestly we don’t think this needs any further explanations just watch listen
further explanations just watch listen
further explanations just watch listen judge for yourself
before we get to number one here are a
before we get to number one here are a few more kooky songs that had us been
few more kooky songs that had us been
few more kooky songs that had us been used when about know is time to rock
used when about know is time to rock
used when about know is time to rock with the biggity buck bumble what about
with the biggity buck bumble what about
with the biggity buck bumble what about now is time to rock with the pickety bum
now is time to rock with the pickety bum
now is time to rock with the pickety bum bum bum to the path to the bomb holidays
bum bum to the path to the bomb holidays
bum bum to the path to the bomb holidays bump to the bomb to the phone
torpedo run shoot the fly-in monkeys and
torpedo run shoot the fly-in monkeys and sink that funky little battleship don’t
sink that funky little battleship don’t
sink that funky little battleship don’t name walk to Russia don’t name
name walk to Russia don’t name
name walk to Russia don’t name you don’t do one
you don’t do one
you don’t do one is your door
is your door
is your door number one night trap by sunny blue
number one night trap by sunny blue
number one night trap by sunny blue skies night trap taking the top spot is
skies night trap taking the top spot is
skies night trap taking the top spot is the song that not only is one of the
the song that not only is one of the
the song that not only is one of the cheesiest songs ever but it could also
cheesiest songs ever but it could also
cheesiest songs ever but it could also easily pass as a cheesy P movie song
easily pass as a cheesy P movie song
easily pass as a cheesy P movie song tennis racket guitar and all
ladies and gentlemen I give you the
ladies and gentlemen I give you the result of game companies in the 90s
result of game companies in the 90s
result of game companies in the 90s experimenting with CD technology
by the way those blips you’re hearing
by the way those blips you’re hearing isn’t a glitch it’s actually the game
isn’t a glitch it’s actually the game
isn’t a glitch it’s actually the game telling you hey you missed an enemy why
telling you hey you missed an enemy why
telling you hey you missed an enemy why aren’t you watching the empty hallways
aren’t you watching the empty hallways
aren’t you watching the empty hallways in the house
do you agree with our list which
do you agree with our list which cringe-worthy game song do you keep on
cringe-worthy game song do you keep on
cringe-worthy game song do you keep on your iPod for more catchy top 10s
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and um well uh door hinge no no guess
and um well uh door hinge no no guess the songs over then guess ooh okay
the songs over then guess ooh okay
the songs over then guess ooh okay back to work
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