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Top 10 Cheesiest Songs by Actors and Actresses


music and movies go hand in hand

music and movies go hand in hand well sometimes they do welcome to

well sometimes they do welcome to

well sometimes they do welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be

watchmojo.com and today we’ll be

watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top ten

counting down our picks for the top ten

counting down our picks for the top ten cheesiest songs by actors and actresses

for this list we’re looking at those

for this list we’re looking at those rare occasions where actors dip their

rare occasions where actors dip their

rare occasions where actors dip their toes into the musical waters while we’re

toes into the musical waters while we’re

toes into the musical waters while we’re not saying any of these songs are bad

not saying any of these songs are bad

not saying any of these songs are bad they are most certainly cheesy

I claim all right now beliefs we got

I claim all right now beliefs we got some rough shape

some rough shape

some rough shape we’re gonna break member ten rappin

we’re gonna break member ten rappin

we’re gonna break member ten rappin Rodney Rodney Dangerfield when I was

Rodney Rodney Dangerfield when I was

Rodney Rodney Dangerfield when I was free in 1983 some music executive heard

free in 1983 some music executive heard

free in 1983 some music executive heard the brakes by Kurtis Blow and said I

the brakes by Kurtis Blow and said I

the brakes by Kurtis Blow and said I like that now let’s have an old white

like that now let’s have an old white

like that now let’s have an old white man it seemed to make sense given Rodney

man it seemed to make sense given Rodney

man it seemed to make sense given Rodney Dangerfield’s fame so the actual writers

Dangerfield’s fame so the actual writers

Dangerfield’s fame so the actual writers of the brakes were hired and America was

of the brakes were hired and America was

of the brakes were hired and America was blessed with the appropriately titled

blessed with the appropriately titled

blessed with the appropriately titled rappin Rodney with a theme of no respect

rappin Rodney with a theme of no respect

rappin Rodney with a theme of no respect Dangerfield rhymes about the

Dangerfield rhymes about the

Dangerfield rhymes about the difficulties of sex at an old age while

difficulties of sex at an old age while

difficulties of sex at an old age while expressing his love for a juicy steak

why you ask

why you ask well because it’s rapping Rodney now

well because it’s rapping Rodney now

well because it’s rapping Rodney now break it down

number nine girl it’s alright steven

number nine girl it’s alright steven seagal

the album cover says it all

the album cover says it all Steven Seagal has arrived to melt your

Steven Seagal has arrived to melt your

Steven Seagal has arrived to melt your face off with blazing hot lyrics

the production is a highlight but then

the production is a highlight but then kings of foreign lands are referenced

kings of foreign lands are referenced

kings of foreign lands are referenced and not before long we realize that

and not before long we realize that

and not before long we realize that cigars lyrics are off-the-wall

although knowing Segal’s background in

although knowing Segal’s background in the action world makes the musical

the action world makes the musical

the action world makes the musical talent all the more impressive

talent all the more impressive

talent all the more impressive Steven seeing a serenading ballad is

Steven seeing a serenading ballad is

Steven seeing a serenading ballad is just too strange for us we love you

just too strange for us we love you

just too strange for us we love you regardless Steven

number eight treat your mother right mr.

number eight treat your mother right mr. t loosen up fools are you ready to be

t loosen up fools are you ready to be

t loosen up fools are you ready to be schooled with knowledge at the height of

schooled with knowledge at the height of

schooled with knowledge at the height of his 18 fame mr. t released an

his 18 fame mr. t released an

his 18 fame mr. t released an educational video which featured the

educational video which featured the

educational video which featured the classic tune treat your mother right

okay nobody said that mr. t lyrically

okay nobody said that mr. t lyrically influenced the likes of Tupac Shakur and

influenced the likes of Tupac Shakur and

influenced the likes of Tupac Shakur and the notorious Vig but his message was

the notorious Vig but his message was

the notorious Vig but his message was heartfelt it’s not clear if any mother’s

heartfelt it’s not clear if any mother’s

heartfelt it’s not clear if any mother’s actually made their children watch the

actually made their children watch the

actually made their children watch the unique music video but in the age of the

unique music video but in the age of the

unique music video but in the age of the internet it is certain that it’s been

internet it is certain that it’s been

internet it is certain that it’s been seen by millions

number seven looking for freedom David

number seven looking for freedom David Hasselhoff

imagine the reaction of David Hasselhoff

imagine the reaction of David Hasselhoff when the news first spread what number

when the news first spread what number

when the news first spread what number one in West Germany sure maybe America

one in West Germany sure maybe America

one in West Germany sure maybe America doesn’t get this inspiring David

doesn’t get this inspiring David

doesn’t get this inspiring David Hasselhoff number but the song became a

Hasselhoff number but the song became a

Hasselhoff number but the song became a surprise anthem for the tear down of the

surprise anthem for the tear down of the

surprise anthem for the tear down of the Berlin Wall

in fact David Hasselhoff performed the

in fact David Hasselhoff performed the song at the Berlin Wall weeks after the

song at the Berlin Wall weeks after the

song at the Berlin Wall weeks after the walls started being taken down

unfortunately hasselhoff success was

unfortunately hasselhoff success was minimal outside of Europe as the song

minimal outside of Europe as the song

minimal outside of Europe as the song was ranked as the 98th worst song ever

was ranked as the 98th worst song ever

was ranked as the 98th worst song ever by AOL radio

the touchdown

the touchdown please leave a can to find out

please leave a can to find out

please leave a can to find out welcome to the lyricist lounge aka the

welcome to the lyricist lounge aka the

welcome to the lyricist lounge aka the 1978 science fiction film awards today

1978 science fiction film awards today

1978 science fiction film awards today everyone seems to have their own unique

everyone seems to have their own unique

everyone seems to have their own unique William Shatner impression however back

William Shatner impression however back

William Shatner impression however back in the 70s smoked out audiences were

in the 70s smoked out audiences were

in the 70s smoked out audiences were legitimately stunned by the spoken word

legitimately stunned by the spoken word

legitimately stunned by the spoken word prowess of Captain Kirk just at all five

prowess of Captain Kirk just at all five

prowess of Captain Kirk just at all five days a week

in 2011 Shatner recorded a studio

in 2011 Shatner recorded a studio version proving that the legacy of his

version proving that the legacy of his

version proving that the legacy of his performance decades ago has lived on

performance decades ago has lived on

performance decades ago has lived on through the years with a cigarette in

through the years with a cigarette in

through the years with a cigarette in hand and posed like Rodin’s thinker

hand and posed like Rodin’s thinker

hand and posed like Rodin’s thinker Captain Kirk truly gave his crewmate

Captain Kirk truly gave his crewmate

Captain Kirk truly gave his crewmate Spock a run for his money in the music

Spock a run for his money in the music

Spock a run for his money in the music game

and I think it’s gonna be number five

and I think it’s gonna be number five respect yourself Bruce Willis

oh the irony in the late 80s

oh the irony in the late 80s HBO premiered a mockumentary in which

HBO premiered a mockumentary in which

HBO premiered a mockumentary in which Bruce Willis starred as a legendary

Bruce Willis starred as a legendary

Bruce Willis starred as a legendary blues singer named Bruno rad aleni

blues singer named Bruno rad aleni

blues singer named Bruno rad aleni and his subsequent single was not only

and his subsequent single was not only

and his subsequent single was not only released by Motown but reached number 5

released by Motown but reached number 5

released by Motown but reached number 5 on the Billboard Hot 100

what does that mean mojo holics it

what does that mean mojo holics it likely means that your parents once

likely means that your parents once

likely means that your parents once decided to pay actual money for this

decided to pay actual money for this

decided to pay actual money for this single and you know what happened next

single and you know what happened next

single and you know what happened next Bruce Willis played the harmonica all

Bruce Willis played the harmonica all

Bruce Willis played the harmonica all over the world

number four MacArthur Park Richard

number four MacArthur Park Richard Harris was never away too far one step

Harris was never away too far one step

Harris was never away too far one step ahead in 1968 Richard Harris was hot off

ahead in 1968 Richard Harris was hot off

ahead in 1968 Richard Harris was hot off a Golden Globe win for his Camelot

a Golden Globe win for his Camelot

a Golden Globe win for his Camelot performance and was already an

performance and was already an

performance and was already an established actor what’s the logical

established actor what’s the logical

established actor what’s the logical next step perform a chart-topping song

next step perform a chart-topping song

next step perform a chart-topping song that’s what

written by Jimmy Webb and arguably one

written by Jimmy Webb and arguably one of the strangest songs ever recorded the

of the strangest songs ever recorded the

of the strangest songs ever recorded the song made it all the way to number one

song made it all the way to number one

song made it all the way to number one in Australia

in Australia

in Australia later covered by disco legend Donna

later covered by disco legend Donna

later covered by disco legend Donna Summer and country star Waylon Jennings

Summer and country star Waylon Jennings

Summer and country star Waylon Jennings Richard Harris has no doubt made his

Richard Harris has no doubt made his

Richard Harris has no doubt made his mark on music history despite it being

mark on music history despite it being

mark on music history despite it being his only major success

number three heartbeat Don Johnson

number three heartbeat Don Johnson you can give it away you money don’t be

you can give it away you money don’t be

you can give it away you money don’t be much to me 50 shades of hey maybe you

much to me 50 shades of hey maybe you

much to me 50 shades of hey maybe you shouldn’t do that just a few years

shouldn’t do that just a few years

shouldn’t do that just a few years before the birth of his daughter Dakota

before the birth of his daughter Dakota

before the birth of his daughter Dakota Johnson the star of Miami Vice was

Johnson the star of Miami Vice was

Johnson the star of Miami Vice was rolling in the cash and naturally

rolling in the cash and naturally

rolling in the cash and naturally decided it was time to release an album

dressed in all black like a poor man’s

dressed in all black like a poor man’s Johnny Cash in the songs music video Don

Johnny Cash in the songs music video Don

Johnny Cash in the songs music video Don Johnson creeped on women in the streets

Johnson creeped on women in the streets

Johnson creeped on women in the streets in search of the ultimate heartbeat

audiences literally bought the message

audiences literally bought the message and this classic 80s cheese fest reached

and this classic 80s cheese fest reached

and this classic 80s cheese fest reached number five on the Billboard Hot 100

number two she’s like the wind Patrick

number two she’s like the wind Patrick Swayze she’s done to win

– mud trees originally written in 1984

– mud trees originally written in 1984 for the film Grand View USA this power

for the film Grand View USA this power

for the film Grand View USA this power ballad faithfully slipped through the

ballad faithfully slipped through the

ballad faithfully slipped through the cracks and found itself on the dirty

cracks and found itself on the dirty

cracks and found itself on the dirty dancing soundtrack

with the opening lyrica she’s like the

with the opening lyrica she’s like the wind through my tree

wind through my tree

wind through my tree the singer/songwriter sets the tone for

the singer/songwriter sets the tone for

the singer/songwriter sets the tone for a passionate love affair as seen in the

a passionate love affair as seen in the

a passionate love affair as seen in the grainy black and white music video

the song isn’t necessarily horrible

the song isn’t necessarily horrible it’s simply over-the-top and the worst

it’s simply over-the-top and the worst

it’s simply over-the-top and the worst part of it all is that nobody remembers

part of it all is that nobody remembers

part of it all is that nobody remembers the name of Wendy Fraser and her

the name of Wendy Fraser and her

the name of Wendy Fraser and her beautiful vocal contributions

before we unveil our topic here are a

before we unveil our topic here are a few honorable mentions

number one party all the time

number one party all the time Eddie Murphy produced by a Rick James

Eddie Murphy produced by a Rick James

Eddie Murphy produced by a Rick James and performed by stand-up comedian Eddie

and performed by stand-up comedian Eddie

and performed by stand-up comedian Eddie Murphy this mid-80s release was a

Murphy this mid-80s release was a

Murphy this mid-80s release was a legitimate billboard hits in fact only

legitimate billboard hits in fact only

legitimate billboard hits in fact only Lionel Richie’s say you say me kept it

Lionel Richie’s say you say me kept it

Lionel Richie’s say you say me kept it from reaching number one the cheese

from reaching number one the cheese

from reaching number one the cheese factor is strong with this one as people

factor is strong with this one as people

factor is strong with this one as people dance like maniacs in the music video

dance like maniacs in the music video

dance like maniacs in the music video while Eddie Murphy becomes more dramatic

while Eddie Murphy becomes more dramatic

while Eddie Murphy becomes more dramatic with each passing moment

unintentionally hilarious and a classic

unintentionally hilarious and a classic example of cheesy synth-pop party all

example of cheesy synth-pop party all

example of cheesy synth-pop party all the time remains an American and nygma

the time remains an American and nygma

the time remains an American and nygma I’m one of Eddie Murphy’s biggest career

I’m one of Eddie Murphy’s biggest career

I’m one of Eddie Murphy’s biggest career moves

so do you agree with our selections what

so do you agree with our selections what is your favorite cheesiest song by an

is your favorite cheesiest song by an

is your favorite cheesiest song by an actor or actress for more mind-blowing

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