these are the corniest concoctions of cinema dialog sometimes there’s so much
cinema dialog sometimes there’s so much
cinema dialog sometimes there’s so much beauty welcome to watchmojo.com and
beauty welcome to watchmojo.com and
beauty welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten cheesiest movie quotes who
the top ten cheesiest movie quotes who
the top ten cheesiest movie quotes who reaches have dinner tomorrow night just
reaches have dinner tomorrow night just
reaches have dinner tomorrow night just talk for this list we’re focusing on the
talk for this list we’re focusing on the
talk for this list we’re focusing on the cheesiest bits of dialogue from feature
cheesiest bits of dialogue from feature
cheesiest bits of dialogue from feature films rather than entire works as a
films rather than entire works as a
films rather than entire works as a whole we’re not gonna worry about
whole we’re not gonna worry about
whole we’re not gonna worry about anything right now we went after only
anything right now we went after only
anything right now we went after only the most devastatingly brutal lines that
the most devastatingly brutal lines that
the most devastatingly brutal lines that made us laugh until we cried can you
made us laugh until we cried can you
made us laugh until we cried can you show me number 10 you’re why cavemen
show me number 10 you’re why cavemen
show me number 10 you’re why cavemen chiseled on walls as good as it gets
chiseled on walls as good as it gets
chiseled on walls as good as it gets can you not be so violent women gushed
can you not be so violent women gushed
can you not be so violent women gushed and men cringed at these ridiculous
and men cringed at these ridiculous
and men cringed at these ridiculous words that were spoken in James L Brooks
words that were spoken in James L Brooks
words that were spoken in James L Brooks romantic comedy Why What are you
romantic comedy Why What are you
romantic comedy Why What are you thinking about how to die mostly after
thinking about how to die mostly after
thinking about how to die mostly after losing his artistic mojo a tortured
losing his artistic mojo a tortured
losing his artistic mojo a tortured artist played by Greg Kinnear sketches
artist played by Greg Kinnear sketches
artist played by Greg Kinnear sketches Helen Hunt in the buff which inspires
Helen Hunt in the buff which inspires
Helen Hunt in the buff which inspires him to deliver the well-intentioned but
him to deliver the well-intentioned but
him to deliver the well-intentioned but awful line I have to draw you huh the
awful line I have to draw you huh the
awful line I have to draw you huh the dialogue might have worked decades ago
dialogue might have worked decades ago
dialogue might have worked decades ago for someone like Humphrey Bogart but in
for someone like Humphrey Bogart but in
for someone like Humphrey Bogart but in the real world a man would be laughed at
the real world a man would be laughed at
the real world a man would be laughed at endlessly for such a line but your
endlessly for such a line but your
endlessly for such a line but your beautiful Carol your skinning your long
beautiful Carol your skinning your long
beautiful Carol your skinning your long neck
neck
neck the back the line of you but sometimes
the back the line of you but sometimes
the back the line of you but sometimes that says good as it gets
that says good as it gets
that says good as it gets your white cavemen chiseled on moles i
cut me a break
cut me a break number nine no it’s because I’m so in
number nine no it’s because I’m so in
number nine no it’s because I’m so in love with you
love with you
love with you Star Wars Episode three Revenge of the
Star Wars Episode three Revenge of the
Star Wars Episode three Revenge of the Sith we used to lie out on the sand and
Sith we used to lie out on the sand and
Sith we used to lie out on the sand and let the Sun joyous while we could have
let the Sun joyous while we could have
let the Sun joyous while we could have chosen Anakin’s reasons for his dislike
chosen Anakin’s reasons for his dislike
chosen Anakin’s reasons for his dislike of sand in Episode two I don’t like sand
of sand in Episode two I don’t like sand
of sand in Episode two I don’t like sand it’s coarse rough and irritating and it
it’s coarse rough and irritating and it
it’s coarse rough and irritating and it gets everywhere it’s this gentle battle
gets everywhere it’s this gentle battle
gets everywhere it’s this gentle battle of cheeseball lines from Episode three
of cheeseball lines from Episode three
of cheeseball lines from Episode three that has Hayden Christensen and Natalie
that has Hayden Christensen and Natalie
that has Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman gushing over each other like two
Portman gushing over each other like two
Portman gushing over each other like two insecure college students that’s got our
insecure college students that’s got our
insecure college students that’s got our vote feels like we’ve been apart for a
vote feels like we’ve been apart for a
vote feels like we’ve been apart for a lifetime George Lucas set the stage with
lifetime George Lucas set the stage with
lifetime George Lucas set the stage with Padme twirling her locks in delight as
Padme twirling her locks in delight as
Padme twirling her locks in delight as her secret husband obviously tried to
her secret husband obviously tried to
her secret husband obviously tried to hide his physical arousal her so
hide his physical arousal her so
hide his physical arousal her so beautiful why else would a man speak
beautiful why else would a man speak
beautiful why else would a man speak this way no no it’s because I’m so in
this way no no it’s because I’m so in
this way no no it’s because I’m so in love with you when it was finally over
love with you when it was finally over
love with you when it was finally over the face of Padme and Anakin’s vision
the face of Padme and Anakin’s vision
the face of Padme and Anakin’s vision reflected the disturbed sentiments of
reflected the disturbed sentiments of
reflected the disturbed sentiments of viewers
viewers
viewers unfortunately the scene was only one of
unfortunately the scene was only one of
unfortunately the scene was only one of the film’s many problems so love has
the film’s many problems so love has
the film’s many problems so love has blinded you
well that’s not exactly what I meant
well that’s not exactly what I meant number eight is it still raining for
number eight is it still raining for
number eight is it still raining for weddings and a funeral and it definitely
weddings and a funeral and it definitely
weddings and a funeral and it definitely sorted out one thing which is marriage
sorted out one thing which is marriage
sorted out one thing which is marriage and me with very clearly not meant for
and me with very clearly not meant for
and me with very clearly not meant for one another Mike Newell’s British
one another Mike Newell’s British
one another Mike Newell’s British rom-com highlighted the usual charm of
rom-com highlighted the usual charm of
rom-com highlighted the usual charm of Hugh Grant with confused yet emotionally
Hugh Grant with confused yet emotionally
Hugh Grant with confused yet emotionally profound dialogue but in a surprise turn
profound dialogue but in a surprise turn
profound dialogue but in a surprise turn of events Andie McDowell’s character
of events Andie McDowell’s character
of events Andie McDowell’s character ultimately delivered the worst line
ultimately delivered the worst line
ultimately delivered the worst line comes apart when you’re so wet you can’t
comes apart when you’re so wet you can’t
comes apart when you’re so wet you can’t get any wetter as Charles unleashes his
get any wetter as Charles unleashes his
get any wetter as Charles unleashes his love for his precious Carrie temporarily
love for his precious Carrie temporarily
love for his precious Carrie temporarily leaves her own body in pure bliss the
leaves her own body in pure bliss the
leaves her own body in pure bliss the person standing opposite me now
person standing opposite me now
person standing opposite me now in the rain as a result a robotic voice
in the rain as a result a robotic voice
in the rain as a result a robotic voice produced a line that was absolutely
produced a line that was absolutely
produced a line that was absolutely unnecessary now undeniably unforgettable
unnecessary now undeniably unforgettable
unnecessary now undeniably unforgettable in a bad way is it still raining I
in a bad way is it still raining I
in a bad way is it still raining I hadn’t noticed
hadn’t noticed
hadn’t noticed don’t ever attempt to out charm Hugh
don’t ever attempt to out charm Hugh
don’t ever attempt to out charm Hugh Grant let this scene be a lesson it was
Grant let this scene be a lesson it was
Grant let this scene be a lesson it was on my fault I mean I I I’m the bastard
on my fault I mean I I I’m the bastard
on my fault I mean I I I’m the bastard here number seven we were made to fit
here number seven we were made to fit
here number seven we were made to fit together City of Angels Nicolas Cage and
together City of Angels Nicolas Cage and
together City of Angels Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan starred in this Brad Silberling
Meg Ryan starred in this Brad Silberling
Meg Ryan starred in this Brad Silberling tearjerker about a balding angel who
tearjerker about a balding angel who
tearjerker about a balding angel who chooses nookie over the heavens
I can’t after getting sprung over a
I can’t after getting sprung over a beautiful surgeon the afterlife guide
beautiful surgeon the afterlife guide
beautiful surgeon the afterlife guide known as Seth decides to go full human
known as Seth decides to go full human
known as Seth decides to go full human and hurls himself from a skyscraper to
and hurls himself from a skyscraper to
and hurls himself from a skyscraper to feel human emotion
a series of setbacks follows but Seth
a series of setbacks follows but Seth reunites with Maggie and together they
reunites with Maggie and together they
reunites with Maggie and together they enjoy steamy fireplace sex as the eyes
enjoy steamy fireplace sex as the eyes
enjoy steamy fireplace sex as the eyes of viewers welled up and Seth’s
of viewers welled up and Seth’s
of viewers welled up and Seth’s described his lovers lady parts meg Ryan
described his lovers lady parts meg Ryan
described his lovers lady parts meg Ryan stated the obvious incomplete
stated the obvious incomplete
stated the obvious incomplete preposterous fashion mitigated number
preposterous fashion mitigated number
preposterous fashion mitigated number six I’m pretty sure that only counts
six I’m pretty sure that only counts
six I’m pretty sure that only counts when you’re kissing a human man of steel
when you’re kissing a human man of steel
when you’re kissing a human man of steel the experience of a Superman kiss may
the experience of a Superman kiss may
the experience of a Superman kiss may cause any woman to feel a warm sensation
cause any woman to feel a warm sensation
cause any woman to feel a warm sensation but a dreadful line of dialogue may
but a dreadful line of dialogue may
but a dreadful line of dialogue may cause a burning resentment at least
cause a burning resentment at least
cause a burning resentment at least among fans
such was the case in 2013 when David s
such was the case in 2013 when David s Goyer screenplay resulted in Henry
Goyer screenplay resulted in Henry
Goyer screenplay resulted in Henry Cavill and Amy Adams trading lines
Cavill and Amy Adams trading lines
Cavill and Amy Adams trading lines typically found in cutesy Holiday
typically found in cutesy Holiday
typically found in cutesy Holiday releases even though they say it’s all
releases even though they say it’s all
releases even though they say it’s all downhill after the first kiss while the
downhill after the first kiss while the
downhill after the first kiss while the film received mixed reactions from
film received mixed reactions from
film received mixed reactions from critics and moviegoers Clark Kent’s less
critics and moviegoers Clark Kent’s less
critics and moviegoers Clark Kent’s less than average romance game caused a
than average romance game caused a
than average romance game caused a collective roll of the eyes I’m pretty
collective roll of the eyes I’m pretty
collective roll of the eyes I’m pretty sure the only character isn’t shoot
sure the only character isn’t shoot
sure the only character isn’t shoot number 5 you had me at hello
number 5 you had me at hello
number 5 you had me at hello Jerry Maguire oh I miss my wife Tom
Jerry Maguire oh I miss my wife Tom
Jerry Maguire oh I miss my wife Tom Cruise played a hotshot sports agent and
Cruise played a hotshot sports agent and
Cruise played a hotshot sports agent and Cameron Crowe’s Academy award-winning
Cameron Crowe’s Academy award-winning
Cameron Crowe’s Academy award-winning film but the character’s obsessive Drive
film but the character’s obsessive Drive
film but the character’s obsessive Drive left him swimming alone in a pile of
left him swimming alone in a pile of
left him swimming alone in a pile of cash after the brilliant Epiphany that
cash after the brilliant Epiphany that
cash after the brilliant Epiphany that most women respond favorably to public
most women respond favorably to public
most women respond favorably to public displays of affection Jerry Maguire puts
displays of affection Jerry Maguire puts
displays of affection Jerry Maguire puts on his serious facade and drops several
on his serious facade and drops several
on his serious facade and drops several truth bombs on his adoring wife you beat
truth bombs on his adoring wife you beat
truth bombs on his adoring wife you beat me
me
me audiences initially gasped at Renee
audiences initially gasped at Renee
audiences initially gasped at Renee Zellweger’s tender reaction but slightly
Zellweger’s tender reaction but slightly
Zellweger’s tender reaction but slightly vomited after the second whisper just
vomited after the second whisper just
vomited after the second whisper just shut you had me at hello
shut you had me at hello
shut you had me at hello number four bullshit you can be mine Top
number four bullshit you can be mine Top
number four bullshit you can be mine Top Gun
Gun
Gun Tony Scott’s 1986 classic not only
Tony Scott’s 1986 classic not only
Tony Scott’s 1986 classic not only produced remarkable nicknames but also a
produced remarkable nicknames but also a
produced remarkable nicknames but also a homoerotic staredown of smiles who are
homoerotic staredown of smiles who are
homoerotic staredown of smiles who are still dangerous
still dangerous
still dangerous after Iceman and maverick whoops a
after Iceman and maverick whoops a
after Iceman and maverick whoops a mig-28 ass they share a poignant moment
mig-28 ass they share a poignant moment
mig-28 ass they share a poignant moment of celebration as moviegoers waited for
of celebration as moviegoers waited for
of celebration as moviegoers waited for the inevitable cheeseball line a field
the inevitable cheeseball line a field
the inevitable cheeseball line a field need
need
need Hey Oh val kilmer embraces his inner
Hey Oh val kilmer embraces his inner
Hey Oh val kilmer embraces his inner frat boy by confronting his fellow
frat boy by confronting his fellow
frat boy by confronting his fellow aviator while Tom Cruise responds with a
aviator while Tom Cruise responds with a
aviator while Tom Cruise responds with a crooked smile and a most laughable
crooked smile and a most laughable
crooked smile and a most laughable response you can be my wingman anytime
response you can be my wingman anytime
response you can be my wingman anytime bullshit you can be mine yeah cool
bullshit you can be mine yeah cool
bullshit you can be mine yeah cool nicknames aside these characters are
nicknames aside these characters are
nicknames aside these characters are stone-cold masters of predictable
stone-cold masters of predictable
stone-cold masters of predictable dialogue
number three I’m just a girl standing in
number three I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her
front of a boy asking him to love her
front of a boy asking him to love her Notting Hill course Hugh Grant once
Notting Hill course Hugh Grant once
Notting Hill course Hugh Grant once again furrowed his brows and spoke in a
again furrowed his brows and spoke in a
again furrowed his brows and spoke in a constant state of confusion in this
constant state of confusion in this
constant state of confusion in this Roger Mitchell rom-com it seems like a
Roger Mitchell rom-com it seems like a
Roger Mitchell rom-com it seems like a perfect situation
perfect situation
perfect situation apart from that foul temper guilt after
apart from that foul temper guilt after
apart from that foul temper guilt after meeting a famous Hollywood actress
meeting a famous Hollywood actress
meeting a famous Hollywood actress played by Julia Roberts France character
played by Julia Roberts France character
played by Julia Roberts France character begins to feel a fire deep in his loins
begins to feel a fire deep in his loins
begins to feel a fire deep in his loins but stresses over the actresses puzzling
but stresses over the actresses puzzling
but stresses over the actresses puzzling behavior with you I’m in real danger
behavior with you I’m in real danger
behavior with you I’m in real danger once the two have a moment alone all
once the two have a moment alone all
once the two have a moment alone all drama is tossed aside as Roberts
drama is tossed aside as Roberts
drama is tossed aside as Roberts hypnotizes grant with an emotional plea
hypnotizes grant with an emotional plea
hypnotizes grant with an emotional plea for love the same thing isn’t really
for love the same thing isn’t really
for love the same thing isn’t really real you know although the line was
real you know although the line was
real you know although the line was sweet it was the modern equivalent of
sweet it was the modern equivalent of
sweet it was the modern equivalent of Kim Kardashian telling a Barnes & Noble
Kim Kardashian telling a Barnes & Noble
Kim Kardashian telling a Barnes & Noble employee no nobody will be watching us
employee no nobody will be watching us
employee no nobody will be watching us I’m also just a girl standing in front
I’m also just a girl standing in front
I’m also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her
of a boy asking him to love her
of a boy asking him to love her Hugh Grant’s confused looks would later
Hugh Grant’s confused looks would later
Hugh Grant’s confused looks would later go on to inspire every jesse eisenberg
go on to inspire every jesse eisenberg
go on to inspire every jesse eisenberg role number two nobody puts Baby in a
role number two nobody puts Baby in a
role number two nobody puts Baby in a corner
corner
corner Dirty Dancing never mess with a dance
Dirty Dancing never mess with a dance
Dirty Dancing never mess with a dance instructor and never put his girl
instructor and never put his girl
instructor and never put his girl against the wall at a public event
although Johnny castle wasn’t able to
although Johnny castle wasn’t able to convince baby’s father that he wasn’t
convince baby’s father that he wasn’t
convince baby’s father that he wasn’t impregnating girls all around town he
impregnating girls all around town he
impregnating girls all around town he damn well was not going to allow his
damn well was not going to allow his
damn well was not going to allow his dance partner to sit in the dark nobody
dance partner to sit in the dark nobody
dance partner to sit in the dark nobody puts baby
puts baby
puts baby Patrick Swayze managed to bring some bad
Patrick Swayze managed to bring some bad
Patrick Swayze managed to bring some bad boy swag was twirling character but his
boy swag was twirling character but his
boy swag was twirling character but his famous line was better suited to a 50s
famous line was better suited to a 50s
famous line was better suited to a 50s era Elia Kazan movie I got a lot of
era Elia Kazan movie I got a lot of
era Elia Kazan movie I got a lot of ideas
ideas
ideas despite the leather jacket and deep
despite the leather jacket and deep
despite the leather jacket and deep cleavage the dialogue was the antithesis
cleavage the dialogue was the antithesis
cleavage the dialogue was the antithesis of dangerous before we unveil our top
of dangerous before we unveil our top
of dangerous before we unveil our top pick here are some honorable mentions
pick here are some honorable mentions
pick here are some honorable mentions you are so beautiful and it’s your nose
you are so beautiful and it’s your nose
you are so beautiful and it’s your nose been hurts I think it’s my heart
been hurts I think it’s my heart
been hurts I think it’s my heart love means never having to say you’re
love means never having to say you’re
love means never having to say you’re sorry
sorry
sorry tonight’s forecast a breeze is coming
tonight’s forecast a breeze is coming
tonight’s forecast a breeze is coming ditto
ditto
ditto number one I’m the king of the world
number one I’m the king of the world
number one I’m the king of the world Titanic I can see the Statue of Liberty
Titanic I can see the Statue of Liberty
Titanic I can see the Statue of Liberty already James Cameron’s story of
already James Cameron’s story of
already James Cameron’s story of star-crossed lovers inspired worldwide
star-crossed lovers inspired worldwide
star-crossed lovers inspired worldwide theatres weeping and this unbearable
theatres weeping and this unbearable
theatres weeping and this unbearable line added to the ocean of Tears playing
line added to the ocean of Tears playing
line added to the ocean of Tears playing the doomed passengers of the RMS Titanic
the doomed passengers of the RMS Titanic
the doomed passengers of the RMS Titanic Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet
Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet
Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet captivated audiences with their
captivated audiences with their
captivated audiences with their sensational performances however nobody
sensational performances however nobody
sensational performances however nobody was prepared for Jack’s enthusiastic
was prepared for Jack’s enthusiastic
was prepared for Jack’s enthusiastic exclamation from the ship’s bow the
exclamation from the ship’s bow the
exclamation from the ship’s bow the overt melodrama figuratively sunk
overt melodrama figuratively sunk
overt melodrama figuratively sunk theatergoers in their own hysterical
theatergoers in their own hysterical
theatergoers in their own hysterical emotion and the cheese factor was
emotion and the cheese factor was
emotion and the cheese factor was undoubtedly titanic in nature oh oh
liver let go though we can’t forget the
liver let go though we can’t forget the supremely cheesy line made by elderly
supremely cheesy line made by elderly
supremely cheesy line made by elderly Roe’s near the end of the film it’s this
Roe’s near the end of the film it’s this
Roe’s near the end of the film it’s this one that steals the throne a woman’s
one that steals the throne a woman’s
one that steals the throne a woman’s heart is a deep ocean secrets do you
heart is a deep ocean secrets do you
heart is a deep ocean secrets do you agree with our list I can imagine this
agree with our list I can imagine this
agree with our list I can imagine this is a little uncomfortable for you to
is a little uncomfortable for you to
is a little uncomfortable for you to talk about what’s your favorite cheesy
talk about what’s your favorite cheesy
talk about what’s your favorite cheesy movie quote I mean the reason people
movie quote I mean the reason people
movie quote I mean the reason people treat me like nothing is because I’m
treat me like nothing is because I’m
treat me like nothing is because I’m nothing for more mind-blowing top 10s
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