Top 10 Cheesiest Hit Songs of the 2010s So Far

we got you that of it believe it’s the

we got you that of it believe it’s the 21st century people can we tone down the

21st century people can we tone down the

21st century people can we tone down the cheese just a little bit better than

cheese just a little bit better than

cheese just a little bit better than some of barefoot blue jean night welcome

some of barefoot blue jean night welcome

some of barefoot blue jean night welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

to watchmojo.com and today we’re

to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10 cheesiest hit songs of the 2010 so far

cheesiest hit songs of the 2010 so far

cheesiest hit songs of the 2010 so far if we wish a boyfriend and a fella to

if we wish a boyfriend and a fella to

if we wish a boyfriend and a fella to care for this list we’ve chosen hit

care for this list we’ve chosen hit

care for this list we’ve chosen hit songs from the 2010s that are known for

songs from the 2010s that are known for

songs from the 2010s that are known for being lyrically cheesy and musically

being lyrically cheesy and musically

being lyrically cheesy and musically unoriginal automatic these are not

unoriginal automatic these are not

unoriginal automatic these are not necessarily the worst songs of the

necessarily the worst songs of the

necessarily the worst songs of the decade but we can’t help but roll our

decade but we can’t help but roll our

decade but we can’t help but roll our eyes when we hear them on the radio

eyes when we hear them on the radio

eyes when we hear them on the radio while Rebecca Black’s Friday is

while Rebecca Black’s Friday is

while Rebecca Black’s Friday is technically as cheesy as a song can get

technically as cheesy as a song can get

technically as cheesy as a song can get it was also a hit for a different reason

it was also a hit for a different reason

it was also a hit for a different reason so we will be leaving it off this list

number 10 boyfriend Justin Bieber if I

number 10 boyfriend Justin Bieber if I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go

was your boyfriend I’d never let you go

was your boyfriend I’d never let you go I could take you places you ain’t never

I could take you places you ain’t never

I could take you places you ain’t never been before calling a Justin Bieber song

been before calling a Justin Bieber song

been before calling a Justin Bieber song cheesy may be akin to shooting fish in a

cheesy may be akin to shooting fish in a

cheesy may be akin to shooting fish in a barrel but this song is so cheesy we

barrel but this song is so cheesy we

barrel but this song is so cheesy we felt we had no choice but to include it

felt we had no choice but to include it

felt we had no choice but to include it here a song written for tween girls sung

here a song written for tween girls sung

here a song written for tween girls sung by the creator of Bieber fever

by the creator of Bieber fever

by the creator of Bieber fever Bieber’s whispering and singing is a

Bieber’s whispering and singing is a

Bieber’s whispering and singing is a little bit confusing and what the hell

little bit confusing and what the hell

little bit confusing and what the hell does I can be your buzz like you’re me I

does I can be your buzz like you’re me I

does I can be your buzz like you’re me I could be a buzz lightyear fly across the

could be a buzz lightyear fly across the

could be a buzz lightyear fly across the girl I don’t never want to fight yeah

girl I don’t never want to fight yeah

girl I don’t never want to fight yeah you already knew lyrically evoke a

you already knew lyrically evoke a

you already knew lyrically evoke a child’s understanding of what a

child’s understanding of what a

child’s understanding of what a boyfriend brings to your life there’s

boyfriend brings to your life there’s

boyfriend brings to your life there’s also nothing we want less than to chill

also nothing we want less than to chill

also nothing we want less than to chill by the fire and eat fondue with Justin

your boyfriend got in my car this let’s

your boyfriend got in my car this let’s tip number nine rude magic did you know

tip number nine rude magic did you know

tip number nine rude magic did you know there was such a thing as a Canadian

there was such a thing as a Canadian

there was such a thing as a Canadian reggae fusion band neither did we and we

reggae fusion band neither did we and we

reggae fusion band neither did we and we truly hope the rest of the genre isn’t

truly hope the rest of the genre isn’t

truly hope the rest of the genre isn’t as over-the-top as this song Justin

as over-the-top as this song Justin

as over-the-top as this song Justin Bieber’s boyfriend seems like it was

Bieber’s boyfriend seems like it was

Bieber’s boyfriend seems like it was written for children but this song’s

written for children but this song’s

written for children but this song’s lyrics make it seem like it was written

lyrics make it seem like it was written

lyrics make it seem like it was written by children today the tune about asking

by children today the tune about asking

by children today the tune about asking for your significant others parents hand

for your significant others parents hand

for your significant others parents hand in marriage the song comes off as whiny

in marriage the song comes off as whiny

in marriage the song comes off as whiny and the musical equivalent of a child

and the musical equivalent of a child

and the musical equivalent of a child making a scene at a toy store

number eight I love it Icona pop

number eight I love it Icona pop featuring Charli XCX I got this feeling

featuring Charli XCX I got this feeling

featuring Charli XCX I got this feeling I push my car into the bridge

I push my car into the bridge

I push my car into the bridge one of the catchiest tunes on this list

one of the catchiest tunes on this list

one of the catchiest tunes on this list I love it at its core is still cheesier

I love it at its core is still cheesier

I love it at its core is still cheesier than nearly every song released in the

than nearly every song released in the

than nearly every song released in the current decade

a breakup song that will get your blood

a breakup song that will get your blood pumping the supposed rebellion of the

pumping the supposed rebellion of the

pumping the supposed rebellion of the song sounds similar to when you hear a

song sounds similar to when you hear a

song sounds similar to when you hear a child tell their parents that they’ll

child tell their parents that they’ll

child tell their parents that they’ll run away if they don’t get their way

number seven classic mkto shiny like a

number seven classic mkto shiny like a fifth avenue diamond another catchy tune

fifth avenue diamond another catchy tune

fifth avenue diamond another catchy tune we hate to say it but this one is still

we hate to say it but this one is still

we hate to say it but this one is still a far away from being a classic

we have to imagine that when the song

we have to imagine that when the song was written they thought if they

was written they thought if they

was written they thought if they name-dropped legendary musicians like

name-dropped legendary musicians like

name-dropped legendary musicians like Michael Jackson Marvin Gaye and Prince

Michael Jackson Marvin Gaye and Prince

Michael Jackson Marvin Gaye and Prince that it would have to be taken seriously

that it would have to be taken seriously

that it would have to be taken seriously do you like my we’re sorry to tell you

do you like my we’re sorry to tell you

do you like my we’re sorry to tell you mkto that you’re cheesy over emotion and

mkto that you’re cheesy over emotion and

mkto that you’re cheesy over emotion and over-the-top rapping should make you a

over-the-top rapping should make you a

over-the-top rapping should make you a shoo-in for the Disney Channel I never

shoo-in for the Disney Channel I never

shoo-in for the Disney Channel I never met a girl like you never until we met a

met a girl like you never until we met a

met a girl like you never until we met a star in the bone in the fifties number 6

star in the bone in the fifties number 6

star in the bone in the fifties number 6 bad blood taylor swift featuring

bad blood taylor swift featuring

bad blood taylor swift featuring Kendrick Lamar I can’t take it back

Kendrick Lamar I can’t take it back

Kendrick Lamar I can’t take it back look where I’m at we went so deep I do

look where I’m at we went so deep I do

look where I’m at we went so deep I do see remember then do we truly live in a

see remember then do we truly live in a

see remember then do we truly live in a world where Taylor Swift is actually

world where Taylor Swift is actually

world where Taylor Swift is actually expecting anyone – not chocolate a song

expecting anyone – not chocolate a song

expecting anyone – not chocolate a song where she feebly attempts to come up as

where she feebly attempts to come up as

where she feebly attempts to come up as tough or fearsome in any way

we all know Kendrick is better than this

we all know Kendrick is better than this and while he certainly improves the song

and while he certainly improves the song

and while he certainly improves the song with his impressive flow and emotive

with his impressive flow and emotive

with his impressive flow and emotive vocals he simply can’t save this song

vocals he simply can’t save this song

vocals he simply can’t save this song from being pure fromage you say sorry

from being pure fromage you say sorry

from being pure fromage you say sorry just for show if you live like that you

just for show if you live like that you

just for show if you live like that you live with goes

live with goes

live with goes this song certainly shows potential but

this song certainly shows potential but

this song certainly shows potential but the tracks course is pretty lazy sorry

the tracks course is pretty lazy sorry

the tracks course is pretty lazy sorry Taylor

number five barefoot blue jean night

number five barefoot blue jean night Jake Owen the full moon

Jake Owen the full moon

Jake Owen the full moon Shannon Bryan into the water we were

Shannon Bryan into the water we were

Shannon Bryan into the water we were feeling alright when a man in their late

feeling alright when a man in their late

feeling alright when a man in their late 20s with a 5 o’clock shadow sings that

20s with a 5 o’clock shadow sings that

20s with a 5 o’clock shadow sings that they are never going to grow up

they are never going to grow up

they are never going to grow up something has gone seriously awry never

something has gone seriously awry never

something has gone seriously awry never gonna grow

on top of the fact that Jake Owens

on top of the fact that Jake Owens doesn’t understand the concept of aging

doesn’t understand the concept of aging

doesn’t understand the concept of aging this song is jam-packed of every country

this song is jam-packed of every country

this song is jam-packed of every country music cliche in the book

music cliche in the book

music cliche in the book jameelah like shooting stars Goa grab a

jameelah like shooting stars Goa grab a

jameelah like shooting stars Goa grab a beer and mouth guitar then we dubious

beer and mouth guitar then we dubious

beer and mouth guitar then we dubious lyrics about ice cold beer and Cadillacs

lyrics about ice cold beer and Cadillacs

lyrics about ice cold beer and Cadillacs and the inclusion of both banjos and

and the inclusion of both banjos and

and the inclusion of both banjos and drum machines is this pop country song

drum machines is this pop country song

drum machines is this pop country song really that much of a surprise to anyone

really that much of a surprise to anyone

really that much of a surprise to anyone we were shot a lot of ladders in the

we were shot a lot of ladders in the

we were shot a lot of ladders in the dark in the middle of a rock show we

dark in the middle of a rock show we

dark in the middle of a rock show we would do any ride we were coming

yeah caught up in a certain summer

yeah caught up in a certain summer barefoot blue jean

barefoot blue jean

barefoot blue jean shedule about Lafayette Americana baba

shedule about Lafayette Americana baba

shedule about Lafayette Americana baba lhamo la-tso con una number four we no

lhamo la-tso con una number four we no

lhamo la-tso con una number four we no speak americano you’ll want to be cool

speak americano you’ll want to be cool

speak americano you’ll want to be cool and DC you pee a song with extremely

and DC you pee a song with extremely

and DC you pee a song with extremely minimal lyrics and a repetitive beat we

minimal lyrics and a repetitive beat we

minimal lyrics and a repetitive beat we no speak americano was clearly not meant

no speak americano was clearly not meant

no speak americano was clearly not meant for music purists while the song is

for music purists while the song is

for music purists while the song is insanely catchy and has become a staple

insanely catchy and has become a staple

insanely catchy and has become a staple of sporting events we can’t deny that it

of sporting events we can’t deny that it

of sporting events we can’t deny that it is extremely gimmicky which is what

is extremely gimmicky which is what

is extremely gimmicky which is what makes this song incredibly cheesy

it gets our feet tapping but despite the

it gets our feet tapping but despite the smile on our faces our heads are

smile on our faces our heads are

smile on our faces our heads are swiveling in disapproval at the flagrant

swiveling in disapproval at the flagrant

swiveling in disapproval at the flagrant cheap thrills

number three boom clap Charli XCX boom

number three boom clap Charli XCX boom clap has an awful lot in common with the

clap has an awful lot in common with the

clap has an awful lot in common with the movie The Fault in Our Stars whose

movie The Fault in Our Stars whose

movie The Fault in Our Stars whose soundtrack it appears on an overly

soundtrack it appears on an overly

soundtrack it appears on an overly schmaltzy song that despite being

schmaltzy song that despite being

schmaltzy song that despite being undeniably affecting feels can try

we’re not saying we don’t like the song

we’re not saying we don’t like the song but we are saying that the trope of

but we are saying that the trope of

but we are saying that the trope of someone’s present sending your hearts

someone’s present sending your hearts

someone’s present sending your hearts aflutter though relatable is an awfully

aflutter though relatable is an awfully

aflutter though relatable is an awfully easy connection to make

go

go treading absolutely zero new ground boom

treading absolutely zero new ground boom

treading absolutely zero new ground boom clap is an easily digestible three

clap is an easily digestible three

clap is an easily digestible three minutes of inoffensive music that tried

minutes of inoffensive music that tried

minutes of inoffensive music that tried too hard to seem organic

number two

number two whistle flo rida can you blow my whistle

whistle flo rida can you blow my whistle

whistle flo rida can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know girl I’m

baby whistle baby let me know girl I’m

baby whistle baby let me know girl I’m gonna show you how to do it and we start

gonna show you how to do it and we start

gonna show you how to do it and we start real stuff on the topic of songs that

real stuff on the topic of songs that

real stuff on the topic of songs that are gimmicky the whistling in this song

are gimmicky the whistling in this song

are gimmicky the whistling in this song could not be more forced also really Flo

could not be more forced also really Flo

could not be more forced also really Flo Rida

Rida

Rida I’m betting you like people and I’m

I’m betting you like people and I’m

I’m betting you like people and I’m betting your love and I’m betting you

betting your love and I’m betting you

betting your love and I’m betting you like girls to give love the girls is no

like girls to give love the girls is no

like girls to give love the girls is no killer

killer

killer this track arguably has the most obvious

this track arguably has the most obvious

this track arguably has the most obvious sexual innuendo that couldn’t lack more

sexual innuendo that couldn’t lack more

sexual innuendo that couldn’t lack more subtlety if it tried you together you

subtlety if it tried you together you

subtlety if it tried you together you come real close can you blow my

come real close can you blow my

come real close can you blow my so baby with so baby

the fact that he had the few people who

the fact that he had the few people who didn’t catch the tunes meaning whistling

didn’t catch the tunes meaning whistling

didn’t catch the tunes meaning whistling on it is pretty hilarious but this track

on it is pretty hilarious but this track

on it is pretty hilarious but this track also has the earmarks of a song that

also has the earmarks of a song that

also has the earmarks of a song that will elicit groans in the years to come

fluoride has successfully created a

fluoride has successfully created a summer tune for the masses and we’re

summer tune for the masses and we’re

summer tune for the masses and we’re guessing the craft of songwriting is not

guessing the craft of songwriting is not

guessing the craft of songwriting is not foremost in his list of priorities which

foremost in his list of priorities which

foremost in his list of priorities which you can definitely see all over this

you can definitely see all over this

you can definitely see all over this track

before we reveal our top pick here are a

before we reveal our top pick here are a few honorable mentions what does the Fox

few honorable mentions what does the Fox

few honorable mentions what does the Fox say

number one marry me trained rebel could

number one marry me trained rebel could never be long enough for me feel like

never be long enough for me feel like

never be long enough for me feel like I’ve hello and move with you a band that

I’ve hello and move with you a band that

I’ve hello and move with you a band that is no stranger to cheesiness trains

is no stranger to cheesiness trains

is no stranger to cheesiness trains overly sappy music perfectly fits

overly sappy music perfectly fits

overly sappy music perfectly fits weddings for a reason if I ever get the

weddings for a reason if I ever get the

weddings for a reason if I ever get the nerve to say hello in this cafe say a

nerve to say hello in this cafe say a

nerve to say hello in this cafe say a marriage song that is so forced marry me

marriage song that is so forced marry me

marriage song that is so forced marry me may have stolen a place in your heart

may have stolen a place in your heart

may have stolen a place in your heart but trust us when we tell you that it is

but trust us when we tell you that it is

but trust us when we tell you that it is a magnificent achievement in cheesiness

a magnificent achievement in cheesiness

a magnificent achievement in cheesiness love has finally showed her my way

we’re sending out a warning to any

we’re sending out a warning to any musician who would like to steal the top

musician who would like to steal the top

musician who would like to steal the top slot by the time the decade comes to an

slot by the time the decade comes to an

slot by the time the decade comes to an end you’ve got your work cut out for you

so do you agree with our list which hits

so do you agree with our list which hits from the 2010 so far do you think is the

from the 2010 so far do you think is the

from the 2010 so far do you think is the cheesiest strong we could see Bob

cheesiest strong we could see Bob

cheesiest strong we could see Bob calling me McGrath for more cheesy top

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