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Top 10 Celebrities You’d Want At Your Side In A Zombie Apocalypse


catch of the beach these famous faces

catch of the beach these famous faces would definitely help you make it

would definitely help you make it

would definitely help you make it through the end of days welcome to

through the end of days welcome to

through the end of days welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting

watchmojo.com and today we’re counting

watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10

down our picks for the top 10

down our picks for the top 10 celebrities you’d want at your side in a

celebrities you’d want at your side in a

celebrities you’d want at your side in a zombie apocalypse

for this list we’ve taken a look at the

for this list we’ve taken a look at the celebrities that are alive and well

celebrities that are alive and well

celebrities that are alive and well today and ranked those that would be

today and ranked those that would be

today and ranked those that would be most useful in a fight against the

most useful in a fight against the

most useful in a fight against the Living Dead

number ten Stone Cold Steve Austin pro

number ten Stone Cold Steve Austin pro wrestling’s iconic antihero Steve Austin

wrestling’s iconic antihero Steve Austin

wrestling’s iconic antihero Steve Austin could trash talk anyone into an early

could trash talk anyone into an early

could trash talk anyone into an early grave and he could throw a Stone Cold

grave and he could throw a Stone Cold

grave and he could throw a Stone Cold Stunner that’ll get any zombie back into

Stunner that’ll get any zombie back into

Stunner that’ll get any zombie back into theirs

give the Texas rattlesnake a beer or two

give the Texas rattlesnake a beer or two and he’ll be cruisin for a bruisin which

and he’ll be cruisin for a bruisin which

and he’ll be cruisin for a bruisin which means the zombies would hopefully be

means the zombies would hopefully be

means the zombies would hopefully be focusing on him instead of us

it’s easy to imagine the 316 whoopin

it’s easy to imagine the 316 whoopin ample undead ass leaving you to relax

ample undead ass leaving you to relax

ample undead ass leaving you to relax ringside the apocalypse ain’t got

ringside the apocalypse ain’t got

ringside the apocalypse ain’t got nothing on this guy and that’s the

nothing on this guy and that’s the

nothing on this guy and that’s the bottom line because stone cold said so

number nine

number nine Michael Cera thank you no problem

why on earth would you want an actor

why on earth would you want an actor famous for playing emotionally and

famous for playing emotionally and

famous for playing emotionally and socially awkward characters on your team

socially awkward characters on your team

socially awkward characters on your team I should go to my mom tonight and be

I should go to my mom tonight and be

I should go to my mom tonight and be like I met the cutest guy and then

like I met the cutest guy and then

like I met the cutest guy and then she’ll see you and me totally making out

she’ll see you and me totally making out

she’ll see you and me totally making out two words

two words

two words zombie fodder Michael Cera is your

zombie fodder Michael Cera is your

zombie fodder Michael Cera is your second chance card if you are ever

second chance card if you are ever

second chance card if you are ever cornered by a zombie looking for fresh

cornered by a zombie looking for fresh

cornered by a zombie looking for fresh flesh then Sara’s the guy to turn to

flesh then Sara’s the guy to turn to

flesh then Sara’s the guy to turn to these are he’d either start singing in a

these are he’d either start singing in a

these are he’d either start singing in a bid to soothe the bloodlust or else he’d

bid to soothe the bloodlust or else he’d

bid to soothe the bloodlust or else he’d serve as a sacrificial lamb kid you’re

serve as a sacrificial lamb kid you’re

serve as a sacrificial lamb kid you’re asking for trouble just don’t don’t

asking for trouble just don’t don’t

asking for trouble just don’t don’t Oh what are you gonna do shoot me with

Oh what are you gonna do shoot me with

Oh what are you gonna do shoot me with you guys

you guys

you guys there is no doubting Sara’s acting

there is no doubting Sara’s acting

there is no doubting Sara’s acting ability but someone’s got to be the

ability but someone’s got to be the

ability but someone’s got to be the bargaining chip and it’s not gonna be

bargaining chip and it’s not gonna be

bargaining chip and it’s not gonna be you

number eight Emma Stone you need some

number eight Emma Stone you need some help getting medicine it

help getting medicine it

help getting medicine it make your weapons your car keys your

make your weapons your car keys your

make your weapons your car keys your ammunition if her performance in

ammunition if her performance in

ammunition if her performance in Zombieland is anything to go by then

Zombieland is anything to go by then

Zombieland is anything to go by then emma stone knows how to handle herself

emma stone knows how to handle herself

emma stone knows how to handle herself when it comes to surviving an apocalypse

when it comes to surviving an apocalypse

when it comes to surviving an apocalypse as Wichita

as Wichita

as Wichita she took full command amid outrageous

she took full command amid outrageous

she took full command amid outrageous violence proving seriously skilled with

violence proving seriously skilled with

violence proving seriously skilled with a variety of weapons I’m Gerry save

a variety of weapons I’m Gerry save

a variety of weapons I’m Gerry save Terry I bet you got a duckie war story

Terry I bet you got a duckie war story

Terry I bet you got a duckie war story behind that lighter yeah sure I got

behind that lighter yeah sure I got

behind that lighter yeah sure I got stories in Gangster Squad

stories in Gangster Squad

stories in Gangster Squad she’s Sean as an especially dangerous

she’s Sean as an especially dangerous

she’s Sean as an especially dangerous femme fatale and on top of everything

femme fatale and on top of everything

femme fatale and on top of everything else she’s funny as hell a good joke

else she’s funny as hell a good joke

else she’s funny as hell a good joke goes a long way when you see zombies

goes a long way when you see zombies

goes a long way when you see zombies everywhere you turn you know I would

everywhere you turn you know I would

everywhere you turn you know I would have gone with something you know at

have gone with something you know at

have gone with something you know at least like mildly entertaining you know

least like mildly entertaining you know

least like mildly entertaining you know like like like family jewels nuts joke

like like like family jewels nuts joke

like like like family jewels nuts joke number seven Elon Musk people have

number seven Elon Musk people have

number seven Elon Musk people have called you the real Tony Stark okay

called you the real Tony Stark okay

called you the real Tony Stark okay you’ve got your finger in so many

you’ve got your finger in so many

you’ve got your finger in so many different advanced technologies behind

different advanced technologies behind

different advanced technologies behind every successful zombie survival bid

every successful zombie survival bid

every successful zombie survival bid there’s at least one brilliant brain

there’s at least one brilliant brain

there’s at least one brilliant brain Elon Musk could bring that brain the

Elon Musk could bring that brain the

Elon Musk could bring that brain the mind behind electric auto firm Tesla

mind behind electric auto firm Tesla

mind behind electric auto firm Tesla Motors he’s also CEO of SpaceX a space

Motors he’s also CEO of SpaceX a space

Motors he’s also CEO of SpaceX a space transport company with musk on your side

transport company with musk on your side

transport company with musk on your side you’ll end up evading zombies in some

you’ll end up evading zombies in some

you’ll end up evading zombies in some sort of renewably powered silent stealth

sort of renewably powered silent stealth

sort of renewably powered silent stealth machine and these are active all the

machine and these are active all the

machine and these are active all the time and it’s just a standard feature in

time and it’s just a standard feature in

time and it’s just a standard feature in the car he’s so clever he’d likely

the car he’s so clever he’d likely

the car he’s so clever he’d likely locate a cure for zombie bites in no

locate a cure for zombie bites in no

locate a cure for zombie bites in no time

time

time and if all else fails he’d fly you off

and if all else fails he’d fly you off

and if all else fails he’d fly you off of Earth entirely and land you on the

of Earth entirely and land you on the

of Earth entirely and land you on the moon for a zombie free life which will

moon for a zombie free life which will

moon for a zombie free life which will preserve the future of humanity in the

preserve the future of humanity in the

preserve the future of humanity in the event of a calamity on on earth

event of a calamity on on earth

event of a calamity on on earth number six Martha Stewart

an undisputed domestic goddess Martha

an undisputed domestic goddess Martha Stewart could probably cook or craft her

Stewart could probably cook or craft her

Stewart could probably cook or craft her way out of most tricky situations this

way out of most tricky situations this

way out of most tricky situations this is an odd dish because you’ll never

is an odd dish because you’ll never

is an odd dish because you’ll never believe you can cook pasta in so little

believe you can cook pasta in so little

believe you can cook pasta in so little water with all the other ingredients

water with all the other ingredients

water with all the other ingredients even when there seems to be nothing to

even when there seems to be nothing to

even when there seems to be nothing to eat she’d still be able to focus on

eat she’d still be able to focus on

eat she’d still be able to focus on making some kind of salad tastes really

making some kind of salad tastes really

making some kind of salad tastes really really good

really good

really good Japanese salad it’s a good thing a

Japanese salad it’s a good thing a

Japanese salad it’s a good thing a potential mother hen character in

potential mother hen character in

potential mother hen character in general she’s likely have a sterner side

general she’s likely have a sterner side

general she’s likely have a sterner side as well given that she’s done time in

as well given that she’s done time in

as well given that she’s done time in prison Martha Stewart is being

prison Martha Stewart is being

prison Martha Stewart is being prosecuted not because of who she is but

prosecuted not because of who she is but

prosecuted not because of who she is but because of what she did locked away for

because of what she did locked away for

because of what she did locked away for fraud from October 2004 until March 2005

fraud from October 2004 until March 2005

fraud from October 2004 until March 2005 she’s a tough cookie who knows how to

she’s a tough cookie who knows how to

she’s a tough cookie who knows how to make cookies what more could you want

make cookies what more could you want

make cookies what more could you want well audience you’re all getting a

well audience you’re all getting a

well audience you’re all getting a cookie to chase number five Shia LaBeouf

the wild card that every good Zombie

the wild card that every good Zombie Survival squad needs

Survival squad needs

Survival squad needs Shia LaBeouf could derail the whole

Shia LaBeouf could derail the whole

Shia LaBeouf could derail the whole entire operation but he could prove an

entire operation but he could prove an

entire operation but he could prove an incomparable asset as well it’s well

incomparable asset as well it’s well

incomparable asset as well it’s well publicized that the Transformers actor

publicized that the Transformers actor

publicized that the Transformers actor is sometimes a little crazy but contain

is sometimes a little crazy but contain

is sometimes a little crazy but contain that craziness and unleash it on an

that craziness and unleash it on an

that craziness and unleash it on an unsuspecting zombie and they’ll

unsuspecting zombie and they’ll

unsuspecting zombie and they’ll definitely be dazed and probably

definitely be dazed and probably

definitely be dazed and probably confused we’re survivors

confused we’re survivors

confused we’re survivors we control the fear and without the fear

we control the fear and without the fear

we control the fear and without the fear we are all as good as dead if LaBeouf is

we are all as good as dead if LaBeouf is

we are all as good as dead if LaBeouf is a liability

a liability

a liability then he’s prime zombie bait either way

then he’s prime zombie bait either way

then he’s prime zombie bait either way you’d want to take him with you just do

you’d want to take him with you just do

you’d want to take him with you just do it no what are you waiting for do it

it no what are you waiting for do it

it no what are you waiting for do it just do it yes you can

just do it yes you can

just do it yes you can number 4 Jennifer Lawrence

as katniss everdeen she won the 74th

as katniss everdeen she won the 74th Hunger Games and survived the third

Hunger Games and survived the third

Hunger Games and survived the third Quarter Quell

she’s the girl on fire the Mockingjay

she’s the girl on fire the Mockingjay and the face of the rebellion her

and the face of the rebellion her

and the face of the rebellion her credentials as an apocalypse buddy are

credentials as an apocalypse buddy are

credentials as an apocalypse buddy are incredible off screen as well Jennifer

incredible off screen as well Jennifer

incredible off screen as well Jennifer Lawrence seems like she could handle

Lawrence seems like she could handle

Lawrence seems like she could handle herself she’s a straight talker and can

herself she’s a straight talker and can

herself she’s a straight talker and can be seriously funny which is always good

be seriously funny which is always good

be seriously funny which is always good for morale and then my friend walked by

for morale and then my friend walked by

for morale and then my friend walked by and I grabbed her and I was like this is

and I grabbed her and I was like this is

and I grabbed her and I was like this is Elizabeth Taylor and she was like no

Elizabeth Taylor and she was like no

Elizabeth Taylor and she was like no it’s enough if she’s anything like her

it’s enough if she’s anything like her

it’s enough if she’s anything like her Everdeen character though then she’s an

Everdeen character though then she’s an

Everdeen character though then she’s an effective if reluctant leader with her

effective if reluctant leader with her

effective if reluctant leader with her the odds are ever in your favor fire is

the odds are ever in your favor fire is

the odds are ever in your favor fire is catching and if we burn you burn with us

catching and if we burn you burn with us

catching and if we burn you burn with us number three ken Jeong as a general

number three ken Jeong as a general

number three ken Jeong as a general practitioner GP when you spend your days

practitioner GP when you spend your days

practitioner GP when you spend your days running from a flesh-eating horde you’re

running from a flesh-eating horde you’re

running from a flesh-eating horde you’re gonna need a medic no one in the world

gonna need a medic no one in the world

gonna need a medic no one in the world of celebrity is more qualified to fill

of celebrity is more qualified to fill

of celebrity is more qualified to fill that role than Ken Jeong I don’t even

that role than Ken Jeong I don’t even

that role than Ken Jeong I don’t even see me as Hyun anymore I don’t know a

see me as Hyun anymore I don’t know a

see me as Hyun anymore I don’t know a star of the TV sitcom community and

star of the TV sitcom community and

star of the TV sitcom community and known as the crowbar wielding naked

known as the crowbar wielding naked

known as the crowbar wielding naked gangster in the hangover series he’s

gangster in the hangover series he’s

gangster in the hangover series he’s also a licensed physician in the state

also a licensed physician in the state

also a licensed physician in the state of California I just woke you up to tell

of California I just woke you up to tell

of California I just woke you up to tell you that before I was in movies like

you that before I was in movies like

you that before I was in movies like hangover knocked up role models and some

hangover knocked up role models and some

hangover knocked up role models and some other movies I used to be a real doctor

other movies I used to be a real doctor

other movies I used to be a real doctor even the most efficient zombie hunter is

even the most efficient zombie hunter is

even the most efficient zombie hunter is likely to suffer one or two wounds so

likely to suffer one or two wounds so

likely to suffer one or two wounds so doctor Ken would be indispensable all

doctor Ken would be indispensable all

doctor Ken would be indispensable all these patient’s wanna do is talk about

these patient’s wanna do is talk about

these patient’s wanna do is talk about my show number two

my show number two

my show number two Bear Grylls I’m this guy’s probably

Bear Grylls I’m this guy’s probably

Bear Grylls I’m this guy’s probably probably a couple of years old when it

probably a couple of years old when it

probably a couple of years old when it comes to survival this Brit knows his

comes to survival this Brit knows his

comes to survival this Brit knows his stuff he has conquered Everest crossed

stuff he has conquered Everest crossed

stuff he has conquered Everest crossed the North Atlantic and he’s the face of

the North Atlantic and he’s the face of

the North Atlantic and he’s the face of man vs. wild

man vs. wild

man vs. wild which is effectively a how-to guide for

which is effectively a how-to guide for

which is effectively a how-to guide for a zombie invasion

a zombie invasion

a zombie invasion then that’s it a skinned dead Grylls

then that’s it a skinned dead Grylls

then that’s it a skinned dead Grylls proves time and again that even in the

proves time and again that even in the

proves time and again that even in the most hopeless and inhospitable

most hopeless and inhospitable

most hopeless and inhospitable situations survival is just a state of

situations survival is just a state of

situations survival is just a state of mind

we almost included Edie Stafford here

we almost included Edie Stafford here but Grylls gets the nod because not only

but Grylls gets the nod because not only

but Grylls gets the nod because not only could he kill zombies he’d have a

could he kill zombies he’d have a

could he kill zombies he’d have a hundred and one uses for a zombie

hundred and one uses for a zombie

hundred and one uses for a zombie carcass as well it’s gonna be a bit of a

carcass as well it’s gonna be a bit of a

carcass as well it’s gonna be a bit of a squeeze

squeeze

squeeze that is he also a sealskin before we

that is he also a sealskin before we

that is he also a sealskin before we unveil our top pick here are some

unveil our top pick here are some

unveil our top pick here are some honorable mentions

also known as the rock and the Scorpion

also known as the rock and the Scorpion King with Dwayne Johnson at your side

King with Dwayne Johnson at your side

King with Dwayne Johnson at your side there’d be nothing to fear

there’d be nothing to fear

there’d be nothing to fear in fact the apocalypse might even be

in fact the apocalypse might even be

in fact the apocalypse might even be enjoyable there can’t be many things

enjoyable there can’t be many things

enjoyable there can’t be many things more satisfying than rock bottom exam

more satisfying than rock bottom exam

more satisfying than rock bottom exam B’s back into the ground from whence

B’s back into the ground from whence

B’s back into the ground from whence they came or people’s elbowing their

they came or people’s elbowing their

they came or people’s elbowing their heads off

and on top of the obvious physical

and on top of the obvious physical advantages the most electrifying man in

advantages the most electrifying man in

advantages the most electrifying man in sports-entertainment seems like a really

sports-entertainment seems like a really

sports-entertainment seems like a really good guy

good guy

good guy the zombies won’t like it but that

the zombies won’t like it but that

the zombies won’t like it but that doesn’t matter

do you agree with our list

do you agree with our list that which celeb would you want for more

that which celeb would you want for more

that which celeb would you want for more zombie hunting top 10s published every

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