I really treasure that early part of my
I really treasure that early part of my you know life in New York when I was a
you know life in New York when I was a
you know life in New York when I was a firefighter with engine 55 in the early
firefighter with engine 55 in the early
firefighter with engine 55 in the early eighties
eighties
eighties everyone needs a back-up plan but if
everyone needs a back-up plan but if
everyone needs a back-up plan but if fame and fortune hadn’t worked out what
fame and fortune hadn’t worked out what
fame and fortune hadn’t worked out what would some of these Hollywood types have
would some of these Hollywood types have
would some of these Hollywood types have done tell me what barney is else this
done tell me what barney is else this
done tell me what barney is else this guy gets I don’t even know this guy what
guy gets I don’t even know this guy what
guy gets I don’t even know this guy what the hell do I care
the hell do I care
the hell do I care welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 celebrities who could have had alternate
celebrities who could have had alternate
celebrities who could have had alternate careers to push you out of the light now
careers to push you out of the light now
careers to push you out of the light now you’re getting messed for this list
you’re getting messed for this list
you’re getting messed for this list we’re looking at those stars and famous
we’re looking at those stars and famous
we’re looking at those stars and famous personalities who have achieved notable
personalities who have achieved notable
personalities who have achieved notable success popularity and fame in the
success popularity and fame in the
success popularity and fame in the public eye but who also had potential to
public eye but who also had potential to
public eye but who also had potential to be successful in alternate career paths
be successful in alternate career paths
be successful in alternate career paths we’ve ranked these celebs based on our
we’ve ranked these celebs based on our
we’ve ranked these celebs based on our surprise and interest in finding out
surprise and interest in finding out
surprise and interest in finding out what could have been I’m ready max I’ve
what could have been I’m ready max I’ve
what could have been I’m ready max I’ve been down the edge all wrong number 10
been down the edge all wrong number 10
been down the edge all wrong number 10 ken Jeong physician you smoke cigarettes
ken Jeong physician you smoke cigarettes
ken Jeong physician you smoke cigarettes do you smoke cigarettes I have on
do you smoke cigarettes I have on
do you smoke cigarettes I have on occasion when was the last time you had
occasion when was the last time you had
occasion when was the last time you had one stick you know what I need to know
one stick you know what I need to know
one stick you know what I need to know or I will not be your doctor
or I will not be your doctor
or I will not be your doctor given his notable appearances in hugely
given his notable appearances in hugely
given his notable appearances in hugely popular comedic roles and his
popular comedic roles and his
popular comedic roles and his spectacular over-the-top style you’d
spectacular over-the-top style you’d
spectacular over-the-top style you’d think comedy was the obvious career path
think comedy was the obvious career path
think comedy was the obvious career path for Ken Jong
but not only did John graduate from
but not only did John graduate from medical school
medical school
medical school he is also to this day a licensed
he is also to this day a licensed
he is also to this day a licensed physician in the state of California
physician in the state of California
physician in the state of California foundation I was born at Ochsner I can’t
foundation I was born at Ochsner I can’t
foundation I was born at Ochsner I can’t believe you work at my husband yes yes
believe you work at my husband yes yes
believe you work at my husband yes yes my dad delivered her maybe in his
my dad delivered her maybe in his
my dad delivered her maybe in his downtime from his studies though he
downtime from his studies though he
downtime from his studies though he tried his hand at stand-up comedy and
tried his hand at stand-up comedy and
tried his hand at stand-up comedy and has since made a career out of that
has since made a career out of that
has since made a career out of that hobby as evidenced by his screen
hobby as evidenced by his screen
hobby as evidenced by his screen appearances in the hangover and
appearances in the hangover and
appearances in the hangover and community
community
community I am a Spanish genius in espanol my
I am a Spanish genius in espanol my
I am a Spanish genius in espanol my nickname is El Tigre Chino the lesson
nickname is El Tigre Chino the lesson
nickname is El Tigre Chino the lesson here it’s never too late to chang your
here it’s never too late to chang your
here it’s never too late to chang your career path saddam gayboys number 9
career path saddam gayboys number 9
career path saddam gayboys number 9 Danny DeVito hairdresser okay fine I’ve
Danny DeVito hairdresser okay fine I’ve
Danny DeVito hairdresser okay fine I’ve always wanted to do a beauty pageant but
always wanted to do a beauty pageant but
always wanted to do a beauty pageant but what will you do after school a lot of
what will you do after school a lot of
what will you do after school a lot of us don’t know and neither did Danny
us don’t know and neither did Danny
us don’t know and neither did Danny DeVito so after graduating high school
DeVito so after graduating high school
DeVito so after graduating high school he went to work in his sister’s hair
he went to work in his sister’s hair
he went to work in his sister’s hair salon from that moment on I was indebted
salon from that moment on I was indebted
salon from that moment on I was indebted to my sister for the rest of my life
to my sister for the rest of my life
to my sister for the rest of my life because there were 40 girls my age
because there were 40 girls my age
because there were 40 girls my age wanted to be hair dressers in there were
wanted to be hair dressers in there were
wanted to be hair dressers in there were about three guys so it was like really a
about three guys so it was like really a
about three guys so it was like really a fantastic job becoming quite skilled at
fantastic job becoming quite skilled at
fantastic job becoming quite skilled at his craft he began to apply his skills
his craft he began to apply his skills
his craft he began to apply his skills to the deceased doing their hair in
to the deceased doing their hair in
to the deceased doing their hair in preparation for their funerals who’s
preparation for their funerals who’s
preparation for their funerals who’s that he’s the mortician I invited him oh
that he’s the mortician I invited him oh
that he’s the mortician I invited him oh you brought the mortician okay well
you brought the mortician okay well
you brought the mortician okay well that’s like I seem strange to anybody at
that’s like I seem strange to anybody at
that’s like I seem strange to anybody at all eventually his acting talent would
all eventually his acting talent would
all eventually his acting talent would land in parts and plays and movies hey
land in parts and plays and movies hey
land in parts and plays and movies hey hit me hey huh you didn’t make a bet
hit me hey huh you didn’t make a bet
hit me hey huh you didn’t make a bet martini I can’t hit you yeah I better
martini I can’t hit you yeah I better
martini I can’t hit you yeah I better done huh I bet it done but to be honest
done huh I bet it done but to be honest
done huh I bet it done but to be honest we still can’t get over the idea of the
we still can’t get over the idea of the
we still can’t get over the idea of the penguin doing anyone’s hair especially
penguin doing anyone’s hair especially
penguin doing anyone’s hair especially considering what his own looks like
number eight Ryan Reynolds police
number eight Ryan Reynolds police officer you asked me to help you and I’m
officer you asked me to help you and I’m
officer you asked me to help you and I’m here to help Ryan Reynolds whole look
here to help Ryan Reynolds whole look
here to help Ryan Reynolds whole look can be summarized by the one word hunk I
can be summarized by the one word hunk I
can be summarized by the one word hunk I want to marry you because you’re the
want to marry you because you’re the
want to marry you because you’re the first person that I want to look at when
first person that I want to look at when
first person that I want to look at when I wake up morning and the only one I
I wake up morning and the only one I
I wake up morning and the only one I want to kiss goodnight it’s no secret
want to kiss goodnight it’s no secret
want to kiss goodnight it’s no secret that he’s defined himself by such
that he’s defined himself by such
that he’s defined himself by such archetypes as the hopeless romantic and
archetypes as the hopeless romantic and
archetypes as the hopeless romantic and the likable action star but before all
the likable action star but before all
the likable action star but before all that this Vancouver right might have
that this Vancouver right might have
that this Vancouver right might have been wearing blue for the public eye
Reynolds has two older brothers both of
Reynolds has two older brothers both of whom are police officers and he stated
whom are police officers and he stated
whom are police officers and he stated in interviews that he once considered
in interviews that he once considered
in interviews that he once considered joining them letsa disturb the shit out
joining them letsa disturb the shit out
joining them letsa disturb the shit out of me number seven Meryl Streep singer
of me number seven Meryl Streep singer
of me number seven Meryl Streep singer romance with sheer perfection
as if she wasn’t talented enough already
as if she wasn’t talented enough already right in her youth meryl streep once
right in her youth meryl streep once
right in her youth meryl streep once showed tremendous singing talent and
showed tremendous singing talent and
showed tremendous singing talent and even studied opera for four years I’m
even studied opera for four years I’m
even studied opera for four years I’m nice I’m what no one believes I’m Bob
nice I’m what no one believes I’m Bob
nice I’m what no one believes I’m Bob weak you’re all liars and thieves like
weak you’re all liars and thieves like
weak you’re all liars and thieves like his father thank the gods of movies bo
his father thank the gods of movies bo
his father thank the gods of movies bo but Streep made the decision to pursue a
but Streep made the decision to pursue a
but Streep made the decision to pursue a career in acting instead Streep has
career in acting instead Streep has
career in acting instead Streep has since had a few chances to show off her
since had a few chances to show off her
since had a few chances to show off her singing talents in movies Bo and Mamma
singing talents in movies Bo and Mamma
singing talents in movies Bo and Mamma Mia she certainly got some skill
is it possible to play the devil’s music
is it possible to play the devil’s music and worship the Lord at the same time
well you can always ask Gene Simmons the
well you can always ask Gene Simmons the co-founder of the ever-popular hard rock
co-founder of the ever-popular hard rock
co-founder of the ever-popular hard rock band kiss before this Israel born rocker
band kiss before this Israel born rocker
band kiss before this Israel born rocker ever stuck his tongue out on stage he
ever stuck his tongue out on stage he
ever stuck his tongue out on stage he attended a yeshiva where he briefly
attended a yeshiva where he briefly
attended a yeshiva where he briefly studied to become a rabbi
there’s not much more info than that all
there’s not much more info than that all we know is that he then heard the
we know is that he then heard the
we know is that he then heard the calling of rock and roll and he followed
calling of rock and roll and he followed
calling of rock and roll and he followed it how did you back Jane my back is good
it how did you back Jane my back is good
it how did you back Jane my back is good much much Michael not so much that’s
much much Michael not so much that’s
much much Michael not so much that’s very nice of you to joke it’s a joke
very nice of you to joke it’s a joke
very nice of you to joke it’s a joke where you going number five James
where you going number five James
where you going number five James Stewart architect anything else
Stewart architect anything else
Stewart architect anything else bothering you mmm-hmm who are you when
bothering you mmm-hmm who are you when
bothering you mmm-hmm who are you when you look back at Hollywood royalty you’d
you look back at Hollywood royalty you’d
you look back at Hollywood royalty you’d think these actors were born to become
think these actors were born to become
think these actors were born to become legends that’s not always the case
legends that’s not always the case
legends that’s not always the case though Jimmy Stewart the star who gave
though Jimmy Stewart the star who gave
though Jimmy Stewart the star who gave us so many spectacular performances once
us so many spectacular performances once
us so many spectacular performances once had his sights set on architecture or at
had his sights set on architecture or at
had his sights set on architecture or at least that’s what his father wanted him
least that’s what his father wanted him
least that’s what his father wanted him to do as he persuaded him to enroll at
to do as he persuaded him to enroll at
to do as he persuaded him to enroll at Princeton University
once there
once there Stewart showed great promise studying
Stewart showed great promise studying
Stewart showed great promise studying architecture at the Ivy League school
architecture at the Ivy League school
architecture at the Ivy League school but enjoyed the educational institutions
but enjoyed the educational institutions
but enjoyed the educational institutions theater and drama clubs much more and
theater and drama clubs much more and
theater and drama clubs much more and this is where he found his true passion
this is where he found his true passion
this is where he found his true passion I know I have acrophobia which gives me
I know I have acrophobia which gives me
I know I have acrophobia which gives me vertigo and I get dizzy boy what a
vertigo and I get dizzy boy what a
vertigo and I get dizzy boy what a moment to find out I had it we don’t
moment to find out I had it we don’t
moment to find out I had it we don’t know if he actually had problems with
know if he actually had problems with
know if he actually had problems with vertigo but if he did it was probably a
vertigo but if he did it was probably a
vertigo but if he did it was probably a good idea that he avoided designing
good idea that he avoided designing
good idea that he avoided designing buildings
goddamn pussy number for sting
goddamn pussy number for sting teacher Jung ji subject of schoolgirls
teacher Jung ji subject of schoolgirls
teacher Jung ji subject of schoolgirls once upon a time this British rocker had
once upon a time this British rocker had
once upon a time this British rocker had more on his mind than just music for one
more on his mind than just music for one
more on his mind than just music for one thing in his early life he qualified and
thing in his early life he qualified and
thing in his early life he qualified and worked as a teacher for two years
in the evenings and on weekends he
in the evenings and on weekends he played jazz in nightclubs honing his
played jazz in nightclubs honing his
played jazz in nightclubs honing his craft it wasn’t until the late 70s that
craft it wasn’t until the late 70s that
craft it wasn’t until the late 70s that he and the police made it big
we just wonder if he ever performed any
we just wonder if he ever performed any of his music for his students cuz
of his music for his students cuz
of his music for his students cuz considering some of the police’s work
considering some of the police’s work
considering some of the police’s work some of the songs would have been cool
some of the songs would have been cool
some of the songs would have been cool but others would have been creepy number
but others would have been creepy number
but others would have been creepy number three
three
three Steve Buscemi firefighter I know when I
Steve Buscemi firefighter I know when I
Steve Buscemi firefighter I know when I was a kid when I was five and I saw the
was a kid when I was five and I saw the
was a kid when I was five and I saw the fire trucks go by you know you say wow
fire trucks go by you know you say wow
fire trucks go by you know you say wow that looks great
that looks great
that looks great and then that feeling goes away after
and then that feeling goes away after
and then that feeling goes away after you really when you get older when you
you really when you get older when you
you really when you get older when you realize what they actually do we all
realize what they actually do we all
realize what they actually do we all know this celeb for his signature look
know this celeb for his signature look
know this celeb for his signature look lesser-known though is Steve Buscemi
lesser-known though is Steve Buscemi
lesser-known though is Steve Buscemi ‘he’s work as a firefighter in new york
‘he’s work as a firefighter in new york
‘he’s work as a firefighter in new york Buscemi worked for several years at
Buscemi worked for several years at
Buscemi worked for several years at FDNY’s engine 55 and still supports New
FDNY’s engine 55 and still supports New
FDNY’s engine 55 and still supports New York firefighters to this day it’s just
York firefighters to this day it’s just
York firefighters to this day it’s just a joke here a good guy to the core after
a joke here a good guy to the core after
a joke here a good guy to the core after the tragedy of 9/11 Buscemi volunteered
the tragedy of 9/11 Buscemi volunteered
the tragedy of 9/11 Buscemi volunteered to work with the company to look through
to work with the company to look through
to work with the company to look through the rubble
the rubble
the rubble firefighters are great at you know
firefighters are great at you know
firefighters are great at you know helping the public they’re great at
helping the public they’re great at
helping the public they’re great at helping each other they’re not so adept
helping each other they’re not so adept
helping each other they’re not so adept at you know asking for help or even
at you know asking for help or even
at you know asking for help or even knowing that they need it and certainly
knowing that they need it and certainly
knowing that they need it and certainly 9/11 brought that to the forefront for
9/11 brought that to the forefront for
9/11 brought that to the forefront for most actors they’re pre acting career
most actors they’re pre acting career
most actors they’re pre acting career jobs were just for the cash
jobs were just for the cash
jobs were just for the cash but for Buscemi it seems to have really
but for Buscemi it seems to have really
but for Buscemi it seems to have really mattered just trying to figure out who
mattered just trying to figure out who
mattered just trying to figure out who the bad guy is all right I was really
the bad guy is all right I was really
the bad guy is all right I was really exciting number two
exciting number two
exciting number two Harrison Ford carpenter
walk down any Street in LA and you
walk down any Street in LA and you should be able to throw a rock and hit
should be able to throw a rock and hit
should be able to throw a rock and hit an actor who has a day job on the side
an actor who has a day job on the side
an actor who has a day job on the side and lithic i-th
and lithic i-th
and lithic i-th I see getting stone for Harrison Ford
I see getting stone for Harrison Ford
I see getting stone for Harrison Ford before he hit it big of course that day
before he hit it big of course that day
before he hit it big of course that day job was carpentry which he took up to
job was carpentry which he took up to
job was carpentry which he took up to support his family and I only worked at
support his family and I only worked at
support his family and I only worked at night so I didn’t have to mix up
night so I didn’t have to mix up
night so I didn’t have to mix up people’s minds about what I did for a
people’s minds about what I did for a
people’s minds about what I did for a living those skills allowed him to be
living those skills allowed him to be
living those skills allowed him to be hired by George Lucas who then cast
hired by George Lucas who then cast
hired by George Lucas who then cast forward in American Graffiti hey I like
forward in American Graffiti hey I like
forward in American Graffiti hey I like to color your car there man what’s that
to color your car there man what’s that
to color your car there man what’s that supposed to be sort of a cross between
supposed to be sort of a cross between
supposed to be sort of a cross between pips yellow and puke green even though
pips yellow and puke green even though
pips yellow and puke green even though he nabbed some small film roles Ford
he nabbed some small film roles Ford
he nabbed some small film roles Ford kept at the carpentry and in the late
kept at the carpentry and in the late
kept at the carpentry and in the late 70s was asked by Lucas to run lines with
70s was asked by Lucas to run lines with
70s was asked by Lucas to run lines with other actors who are auditioning for
other actors who are auditioning for
other actors who are auditioning for Star Wars that you have eventually he
Star Wars that you have eventually he
Star Wars that you have eventually he would be cast in that too and the rest
would be cast in that too and the rest
would be cast in that too and the rest is history from a long time ago in a
is history from a long time ago in a
is history from a long time ago in a galaxy fuck well you get the idea not in
galaxy fuck well you get the idea not in
galaxy fuck well you get the idea not in it for you princess I expect to be well
it for you princess I expect to be well
it for you princess I expect to be well paid I’m in it for the money you need to
paid I’m in it for the money you need to
paid I’m in it for the money you need to worry about your reward money is all
worry about your reward money is all
worry about your reward money is all that you love and that’s what you’ll
that you love and that’s what you’ll
that you love and that’s what you’ll receive before we reveal the alternate
receive before we reveal the alternate
receive before we reveal the alternate destiny of our top pick here are a few
destiny of our top pick here are a few
destiny of our top pick here are a few honorable mentions I would be alive
honorable mentions I would be alive
honorable mentions I would be alive if I was to say to you
if I was to say to you
if I was to say to you and then he chased them all out at the
and then he chased them all out at the
and then he chased them all out at the end left one in there and I’d go in them
end left one in there and I’d go in them
end left one in there and I’d go in them this particular lion was really more
this particular lion was really more
this particular lion was really more like a dog and I would do things with
like a dog and I would do things with
like a dog and I would do things with the whip oh really
invite him out for a drink and then
invite him out for a drink and then after about 20 minutes casually drop
after about 20 minutes casually drop
after about 20 minutes casually drop into the conversation the fact that
into the conversation the fact that
into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and I’ve lost
you’d like to marry him and I’ve lost
you’d like to marry him and I’ve lost the sex and babies you know that yes
the sex and babies you know that yes
the sex and babies you know that yes thank you mister cause were you charged
thank you mister cause were you charged
thank you mister cause were you charged with perjury in this incident DJ no I
with perjury in this incident DJ no I
with perjury in this incident DJ no I was not
was not
was not is that because the prosecution was
is that because the prosecution was
is that because the prosecution was complicit in your confession judge
complicit in your confession judge
complicit in your confession judge number one Tom Cruise Catholic priest I
number one Tom Cruise Catholic priest I
number one Tom Cruise Catholic priest I feel
feel
feel Hey Oh we’re pretty sure we’re not
Hey Oh we’re pretty sure we’re not
Hey Oh we’re pretty sure we’re not surprising anyone when we say that Tom
surprising anyone when we say that Tom
surprising anyone when we say that Tom Cruise is really into religion like an
Cruise is really into religion like an
Cruise is really into religion like an egg calm down buddy Conaway dweller
egg calm down buddy Conaway dweller
egg calm down buddy Conaway dweller range but Scientology was not always his
range but Scientology was not always his
range but Scientology was not always his brand of choice
brand of choice
brand of choice growing up Tomas Cruz may father the
growing up Tomas Cruz may father the
growing up Tomas Cruz may father the fourth was raised Catholic and he
fourth was raised Catholic and he
fourth was raised Catholic and he briefly attended a seminary to become a
briefly attended a seminary to become a
briefly attended a seminary to become a priest
take a moment to imagine a world without
take a moment to imagine a world without Tom Cruise seeing such lines as talk to
Tom Cruise seeing such lines as talk to
Tom Cruise seeing such lines as talk to me goose and you complete me and
me goose and you complete me and
me goose and you complete me and remember the world is out one
remember the world is out one
remember the world is out one surprisingly short priest I love you do
surprisingly short priest I love you do
surprisingly short priest I love you do you agree with our list course God what
you agree with our list course God what
you agree with our list course God what alternate careers for celebrities do you
alternate careers for celebrities do you
alternate careers for celebrities do you think are the most interesting what was
think are the most interesting what was
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