mommy do I get to help you work absolutely darling
absolutely darling
absolutely darling you can be mommy’s executive assistant
you can be mommy’s executive assistant
you can be mommy’s executive assistant your wanting to carry my briefcase a
your wanting to carry my briefcase a
your wanting to carry my briefcase a mother’s love is unconditional under
mother’s love is unconditional under
mother’s love is unconditional under most circumstances welcome to
most circumstances welcome to
most circumstances welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten cartoon
down our picks for the top ten cartoon
down our picks for the top ten cartoon moms you’re glad aren’t yours like I’m
moms you’re glad aren’t yours like I’m
moms you’re glad aren’t yours like I’m all that you have well I hate it and I
all that you have well I hate it and I
all that you have well I hate it and I hate you
hate you
hate you darling Malory Archer you will eat every
darling Malory Archer you will eat every
darling Malory Archer you will eat every last crumb of that sandwich for this
last crumb of that sandwich for this
last crumb of that sandwich for this list while you may see some entries from
list while you may see some entries from
list while you may see some entries from our top ten cartoon moms from TV list
our top ten cartoon moms from TV list
our top ten cartoon moms from TV list this time around we’ll be ranking them
this time around we’ll be ranking them
this time around we’ll be ranking them based on their terrible parenting skills
based on their terrible parenting skills
based on their terrible parenting skills and annoying characteristics now there’s
and annoying characteristics now there’s
and annoying characteristics now there’s some news ermine pollution we won’t be
some news ermine pollution we won’t be
some news ermine pollution we won’t be seeing any time soon sweetie we’ll also
seeing any time soon sweetie we’ll also
seeing any time soon sweetie we’ll also be including stepmoms and non biological
be including stepmoms and non biological
be including stepmoms and non biological mothers number ten sheila broslovski
mothers number ten sheila broslovski
mothers number ten sheila broslovski South Park Terrance and Phillip are two
South Park Terrance and Phillip are two
South Park Terrance and Phillip are two very untalented actors from Canada
very untalented actors from Canada
very untalented actors from Canada nothing but foul language and toilet
nothing but foul language and toilet
nothing but foul language and toilet humor in every gang of young misfits
humor in every gang of young misfits
humor in every gang of young misfits there is always one kid’s mom that no
there is always one kid’s mom that no
there is always one kid’s mom that no one’s a fan of it seems like right about
one’s a fan of it seems like right about
one’s a fan of it seems like right about the same time every month Cosmo gets a
the same time every month Cosmo gets a
the same time every month Cosmo gets a hamper ass about something and I always
hamper ass about something and I always
hamper ass about something and I always end up getting screwed by it mrs.
end up getting screwed by it mrs.
end up getting screwed by it mrs. Broflovski is notorious for putting an
Broflovski is notorious for putting an
Broflovski is notorious for putting an end to anything the children of South
end to anything the children of South
end to anything the children of South Park find remotely fun making her the
Park find remotely fun making her the
Park find remotely fun making her the town’s designated buzzkill meet you
town’s designated buzzkill meet you
town’s designated buzzkill meet you walked over your aisle
walked over your aisle
walked over your aisle that is enough I’ve been reading up on
that is enough I’ve been reading up on
that is enough I’ve been reading up on your poor nurses condition and it is
your poor nurses condition and it is
your poor nurses condition and it is nothing to be made fun of her tolerance
nothing to be made fun of her tolerance
nothing to be made fun of her tolerance for anything inappropriate is at an
for anything inappropriate is at an
for anything inappropriate is at an all-time low and she isn’t scared to use
all-time low and she isn’t scared to use
all-time low and she isn’t scared to use protests or the legal system to make
protests or the legal system to make
protests or the legal system to make sure her voice is heard we will watch to
sure her voice is heard we will watch to
sure her voice is heard we will watch to the network and protest until our
the network and protest until our
the network and protest until our demands are match New York here we come
demands are match New York here we come
demands are match New York here we come Sheila isn’t one for negotiation and her
Sheila isn’t one for negotiation and her
Sheila isn’t one for negotiation and her overprotectiveness
overprotectiveness
overprotectiveness is what likely leads her son Kyle to
is what likely leads her son Kyle to
is what likely leads her son Kyle to distance himself from her damn it Kyle
distance himself from her damn it Kyle
distance himself from her damn it Kyle we’ve been working all week against that
we’ve been working all week against that
we’ve been working all week against that kind of behavior sorry dude we were here
kind of behavior sorry dude we were here
kind of behavior sorry dude we were here number nine
number nine
number nine mrs. Turner The Fairly OddParents
mrs. Turner The Fairly OddParents
mrs. Turner The Fairly OddParents honestly Jimmy someday you’re going to
honestly Jimmy someday you’re going to
honestly Jimmy someday you’re going to have to grow up you’re not a baby
have to grow up you’re not a baby
have to grow up you’re not a baby anymore you know most mothers are known
anymore you know most mothers are known
anymore you know most mothers are known to be highly wary of who they let
to be highly wary of who they let
to be highly wary of who they let babysit their kids
babysit their kids
babysit their kids that is when they managed to remember
that is when they managed to remember
that is when they managed to remember their kids even exists well we are off
their kids even exists well we are off
their kids even exists well we are off to read bedtime stories to
to read bedtime stories to
to read bedtime stories to underprivileged confused dolphins
underprivileged confused dolphins
underprivileged confused dolphins however this does not seem to be the
however this does not seem to be the
however this does not seem to be the case for young Timmy Turner as whenever
case for young Timmy Turner as whenever
case for young Timmy Turner as whenever his parents leave he’s left in the care
his parents leave he’s left in the care
his parents leave he’s left in the care of his maniacal babysitter Vicky ha
of his maniacal babysitter Vicky ha
of his maniacal babysitter Vicky ha not without hay that’s why we had Vicky
not without hay that’s why we had Vicky
not without hay that’s why we had Vicky come over mrs. Turner’s acts of
come over mrs. Turner’s acts of
come over mrs. Turner’s acts of negligence are largely due to her
negligence are largely due to her
negligence are largely due to her oblivious behavior yet she does nothing
oblivious behavior yet she does nothing
oblivious behavior yet she does nothing to make up for her overall lack of
to make up for her overall lack of
to make up for her overall lack of parenting skills mom it’s me Timmy
parenting skills mom it’s me Timmy
parenting skills mom it’s me Timmy honey it’s some old guy calling me from
honey it’s some old guy calling me from
honey it’s some old guy calling me from jail he says he’s Timmy
jail he says he’s Timmy
jail he says he’s Timmy Timmy’s cries for help usually go
Timmy’s cries for help usually go
Timmy’s cries for help usually go ignored which forces him instead to take
ignored which forces him instead to take
ignored which forces him instead to take solace in his fairy godparents which
solace in his fairy godparents which
solace in his fairy godparents which we’re sure he’s oh so glad to have did
we’re sure he’s oh so glad to have did
we’re sure he’s oh so glad to have did you see what a cool adult I’m gonna be
you see what a cool adult I’m gonna be
you see what a cool adult I’m gonna be but I only got that way because my
but I only got that way because my
but I only got that way because my parents raised me right
parents raised me right
parents raised me right number eight Margaret Peggy J platter
number eight Margaret Peggy J platter
number eight Margaret Peggy J platter Hill king of the hill they’re auctioning
Hill king of the hill they’re auctioning
Hill king of the hill they’re auctioning off Bill’s old barber equipment today
off Bill’s old barber equipment today
off Bill’s old barber equipment today and he’s absolutely heartbroken and oh
and he’s absolutely heartbroken and oh
and he’s absolutely heartbroken and oh and it’s all your fault try and look
and it’s all your fault try and look
and it’s all your fault try and look surprised
surprised
surprised while some mothers support the household
while some mothers support the household
while some mothers support the household this one tends to believe that she is
this one tends to believe that she is
this one tends to believe that she is the household you can help me pick out
the household you can help me pick out
the household you can help me pick out my new haircut mom we’ll talk about it
my new haircut mom we’ll talk about it
my new haircut mom we’ll talk about it over chocolate milk chocolate milk oh no
over chocolate milk chocolate milk oh no
over chocolate milk chocolate milk oh no you’re much too big a boy for chocolate
you’re much too big a boy for chocolate
you’re much too big a boy for chocolate milk Peggy Hills egotism seems to
milk Peggy Hills egotism seems to
milk Peggy Hills egotism seems to transcend her family and has spread to
transcend her family and has spread to
transcend her family and has spread to the entire town of Arlen so really what
the entire town of Arlen so really what
the entire town of Arlen so really what you’re saying is I will be helping
you’re saying is I will be helping
you’re saying is I will be helping create a better world for men and women
create a better world for men and women
create a better world for men and women I’d be like Rosa Parks her tendency to
I’d be like Rosa Parks her tendency to
I’d be like Rosa Parks her tendency to overvalue herself and her role in the
overvalue herself and her role in the
overvalue herself and her role in the community frequently causes her family
community frequently causes her family
community frequently causes her family mild embarrassment and endless
mild embarrassment and endless
mild embarrassment and endless frustration we need a distraction
frustration we need a distraction
frustration we need a distraction Braham her car with your truck then get
Braham her car with your truck then get
Braham her car with your truck then get into one of those high-speed chases this
into one of those high-speed chases this
into one of those high-speed chases this attitude is strongly linked to the
attitude is strongly linked to the
attitude is strongly linked to the unpleasant upbringing Peggy had with her
unpleasant upbringing Peggy had with her
unpleasant upbringing Peggy had with her own mother I did not have feelings for
own mother I did not have feelings for
own mother I did not have feelings for him mom no one asked you to we were
him mom no one asked you to we were
him mom no one asked you to we were trying to run a ranch not a feelings
trying to run a ranch not a feelings
trying to run a ranch not a feelings factory number seven mother Gothel
factory number seven mother Gothel
factory number seven mother Gothel tangled oh great
tangled oh great
tangled oh great no I’m the bad guy in the absence of her
no I’m the bad guy in the absence of her
no I’m the bad guy in the absence of her real mother rapunzel turned to this
real mother rapunzel turned to this
real mother rapunzel turned to this Wicked Witch to help fill the void
Wicked Witch to help fill the void
Wicked Witch to help fill the void though she’s led to believe that Gothel
though she’s led to believe that Gothel
though she’s led to believe that Gothel is her actual mother we go
is her actual mother we go
is her actual mother we go –home Rapunzel now you don’t understand
–home Rapunzel now you don’t understand
–home Rapunzel now you don’t understand I’ve been on this incredible journey and
I’ve been on this incredible journey and
I’ve been on this incredible journey and I’ve seen and learned so much in reality
I’ve seen and learned so much in reality
I’ve seen and learned so much in reality Mother Gothel kidnapped Rapunzel at a
Mother Gothel kidnapped Rapunzel at a
Mother Gothel kidnapped Rapunzel at a very young age to secure the magic of
very young age to secure the magic of
very young age to secure the magic of the young girl’s hair to retain her own
the young girl’s hair to retain her own
the young girl’s hair to retain her own youth and beauty call me mother
youth and beauty call me mother
youth and beauty call me mother keeping Rapunzel locked away in a tower
keeping Rapunzel locked away in a tower
keeping Rapunzel locked away in a tower Gothel believes she’s able to live out
Gothel believes she’s able to live out
Gothel believes she’s able to live out eternity in youthful bliss all the while
eternity in youthful bliss all the while
eternity in youthful bliss all the while betraying the princesses trust Rapunzel
betraying the princesses trust Rapunzel
betraying the princesses trust Rapunzel often excuses gothel’s
often excuses gothel’s
often excuses gothel’s overprotectiveness and jealousy because
overprotectiveness and jealousy because
overprotectiveness and jealousy because of a false sense of motherly love but
of a false sense of motherly love but
of a false sense of motherly love but she eventually learns the truth I am the
she eventually learns the truth I am the
she eventually learns the truth I am the lost princess aren’t I did I mumble
lost princess aren’t I did I mumble
lost princess aren’t I did I mumble mother or should I even call you that
mother or should I even call you that
mother or should I even call you that number six
number six
number six Pamela Manson Danny Phantom nothing
Pamela Manson Danny Phantom nothing
Pamela Manson Danny Phantom nothing could ruin this for me
could ruin this for me
could ruin this for me parents of avignon we urge you to bully
parents of avignon we urge you to bully
parents of avignon we urge you to bully cop there’s more of an assault on the
cop there’s more of an assault on the
cop there’s more of an assault on the morals of our children not all mothers
morals of our children not all mothers
morals of our children not all mothers can just accept you for who you are
can just accept you for who you are
can just accept you for who you are unable to put up with her daughter’s
unable to put up with her daughter’s
unable to put up with her daughter’s disdain for conformity and any color
disdain for conformity and any color
disdain for conformity and any color other than black Pamela Manson attempts
other than black Pamela Manson attempts
other than black Pamela Manson attempts to force Sam into her own image
to force Sam into her own image
to force Sam into her own image Sam sweetie I thought maybe we kind of
Sam sweetie I thought maybe we kind of
Sam sweetie I thought maybe we kind of mix it up a little with the Wardrobe
mix it up a little with the Wardrobe
mix it up a little with the Wardrobe today aside from their vast wealth
today aside from their vast wealth
today aside from their vast wealth Pamela believes it’s unbecoming for her
Pamela believes it’s unbecoming for her
Pamela believes it’s unbecoming for her daughter to represent their family the
daughter to represent their family the
daughter to represent their family the way she does which consequently forces
way she does which consequently forces
way she does which consequently forces Sam to rebel even more Sam
Sam to rebel even more Sam
Sam to rebel even more Sam shouldn’t you be in detention um Lancer
shouldn’t you be in detention um Lancer
shouldn’t you be in detention um Lancer let us out
let us out
let us out she also highly disapproves of her best
she also highly disapproves of her best
she also highly disapproves of her best friend Danny Fenton as they’ve
friend Danny Fenton as they’ve
friend Danny Fenton as they’ve established a rivalry with his family
established a rivalry with his family
established a rivalry with his family what have you heard my parents reek that
what have you heard my parents reek that
what have you heard my parents reek that cut rocks number five
cut rocks number five
cut rocks number five Agnes Skinner The Simpsons terrible
Agnes Skinner The Simpsons terrible
Agnes Skinner The Simpsons terrible Seymour you’re a disgrace to frozen
Seymour you’re a disgrace to frozen
Seymour you’re a disgrace to frozen water there are some moms who just don’t
water there are some moms who just don’t
water there are some moms who just don’t know when to let their sons leave the
know when to let their sons leave the
know when to let their sons leave the nest
nest
nest mother no
mother no
mother no watching me what’s that mother well they
watching me what’s that mother well they
watching me what’s that mother well they have a right to be here
have a right to be here
have a right to be here Seymour Skinner is seen still living
Seymour Skinner is seen still living
Seymour Skinner is seen still living with his mother with whom he shares a
with his mother with whom he shares a
with his mother with whom he shares a very unhealthy relationship same our did
very unhealthy relationship same our did
very unhealthy relationship same our did you use my wig glue to pack your shoes
you use my wig glue to pack your shoes
you use my wig glue to pack your shoes again I tied them together with used
again I tied them together with used
again I tied them together with used dental floss as per your memo their
dental floss as per your memo their
dental floss as per your memo their various arguments have ranged from who
various arguments have ranged from who
various arguments have ranged from who he’s dating to how he doesn’t show her
he’s dating to how he doesn’t show her
he’s dating to how he doesn’t show her enough attention yo start a car as well
enough attention yo start a car as well
enough attention yo start a car as well as you start a family
as you start a family
as you start a family Agnes refuses to treat her middle aged
Agnes refuses to treat her middle aged
Agnes refuses to treat her middle aged son like the adult he is which causes
son like the adult he is which causes
son like the adult he is which causes him to despise her company their rocky
him to despise her company their rocky
him to despise her company their rocky family affair has been present ever
family affair has been present ever
family affair has been present ever since Seymour was a child and is often
since Seymour was a child and is often
since Seymour was a child and is often attributed to his birth denying her a
attributed to his birth denying her a
attributed to his birth denying her a career as an Olympic gold medalist a
career as an Olympic gold medalist a
career as an Olympic gold medalist a whole nine-months see Maura just laid
whole nine-months see Maura just laid
whole nine-months see Maura just laid there like a lump
there like a lump
there like a lump then this prenatal nitwit decides to do
then this prenatal nitwit decides to do
then this prenatal nitwit decides to do his Rockettes impression mm huh number
his Rockettes impression mm huh number
his Rockettes impression mm huh number four Malory Archer Archer buzzer Oh
four Malory Archer Archer buzzer Oh
four Malory Archer Archer buzzer Oh Nicolo son why did he just call me son
Nicolo son why did he just call me son
Nicolo son why did he just call me son Nikolai what is this you mean besides
Nikolai what is this you mean besides
Nikolai what is this you mean besides incredibly awkward having your mother be
incredibly awkward having your mother be
incredibly awkward having your mother be the CEO of an international spy agency
the CEO of an international spy agency
the CEO of an international spy agency can be tough but working for said mother
can be tough but working for said mother
can be tough but working for said mother can make things even tougher and I just
can make things even tougher and I just
can make things even tougher and I just assume I don’t want to know what’s on
assume I don’t want to know what’s on
assume I don’t want to know what’s on that don’t worry nosey Parker you won’t
that don’t worry nosey Parker you won’t
that don’t worry nosey Parker you won’t but it’s a lot more interesting in my
but it’s a lot more interesting in my
but it’s a lot more interesting in my afternoon you think that Duke had never
afternoon you think that Duke had never
afternoon you think that Duke had never been with a woman before would vomit too
been with a woman before would vomit too
been with a woman before would vomit too tired Sterling’s convoluted childhood
tired Sterling’s convoluted childhood
tired Sterling’s convoluted childhood drama with Mallory has followed them to
drama with Mallory has followed them to
drama with Mallory has followed them to the office meaning that not only is her
the office meaning that not only is her
the office meaning that not only is her son subject to her unpleasantries but so
son subject to her unpleasantries but so
son subject to her unpleasantries but so are the rest of the employees of the
are the rest of the employees of the
are the rest of the employees of the International Secret Intelligence
International Secret Intelligence
International Secret Intelligence Service you two owe me an apology
Service you two owe me an apology
Service you two owe me an apology who what not believing me how about for
who what not believing me how about for
who what not believing me how about for you dragging us into your SNM dildo sex
you dragging us into your SNM dildo sex
you dragging us into your SNM dildo sex murder freak show due to her early
murder freak show due to her early
murder freak show due to her early espionage career
espionage career
espionage career Mallory’s mothering to the young
Mallory’s mothering to the young
Mallory’s mothering to the young Sterling was heavily limited um hit me
Sterling was heavily limited um hit me
Sterling was heavily limited um hit me busting and now all the candy is
busting and now all the candy is
busting and now all the candy is Mother’s cuz crybaby hit us 17 again and
Mother’s cuz crybaby hit us 17 again and
Mother’s cuz crybaby hit us 17 again and he often blames this for his unsavory
he often blames this for his unsavory
he often blames this for his unsavory lifestyle she’s best described as vain
lifestyle she’s best described as vain
lifestyle she’s best described as vain inconsiderate and a possible alcoholic
inconsiderate and a possible alcoholic
inconsiderate and a possible alcoholic which
which
which Ronna CLE begins to explain a lot oh my
Ronna CLE begins to explain a lot oh my
Ronna CLE begins to explain a lot oh my god did you hear that what do you think
god did you hear that what do you think
god did you hear that what do you think it is emigrants that’s how they do you
it is emigrants that’s how they do you
it is emigrants that’s how they do you know just drive around listening to raps
know just drive around listening to raps
know just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs number three
and shooting all the jobs number three
and shooting all the jobs number three misses months The Simpsons I didn’t give
misses months The Simpsons I didn’t give
misses months The Simpsons I didn’t give your son charity I gave them self
your son charity I gave them self
your son charity I gave them self respect self-respect huh-uh honor he
respect self-respect huh-uh honor he
respect self-respect huh-uh honor he came home with this vest all buttoned
came home with this vest all buttoned
came home with this vest all buttoned like he was somebody negligence is one
like he was somebody negligence is one
like he was somebody negligence is one of the causes of most of the world’s
of the causes of most of the world’s
of the causes of most of the world’s miserable children and this mother is a
miserable children and this mother is a
miserable children and this mother is a living proof and you really are into me
living proof and you really are into me
living proof and you really are into me huh where are you some kind of talking
huh where are you some kind of talking
huh where are you some kind of talking dog her son Nelson Muntz might be the
dog her son Nelson Muntz might be the
dog her son Nelson Muntz might be the best example of a kid with some serious
best example of a kid with some serious
best example of a kid with some serious mommy issues well I better get going the
mommy issues well I better get going the
mommy issues well I better get going the missus is cooking meatloaf tonight my
missus is cooking meatloaf tonight my
missus is cooking meatloaf tonight my mom misses months from a very early age
mom misses months from a very early age
mom misses months from a very early age mrs. Munts let her son to believe that
mrs. Munts let her son to believe that
mrs. Munts let her son to believe that his father’s departure was his fault he
his father’s departure was his fault he
his father’s departure was his fault he didn’t leave he went to the store and
didn’t leave he went to the store and
didn’t leave he went to the store and when he comes back I’ll waive those pop
when he comes back I’ll waive those pop
when he comes back I’ll waive those pop guards right in your face apart from her
guards right in your face apart from her
guards right in your face apart from her smoking and alcohol issues mrs. Munts
smoking and alcohol issues mrs. Munts
smoking and alcohol issues mrs. Munts has held a number of unfavorable jobs
has held a number of unfavorable jobs
has held a number of unfavorable jobs ranging from stripper to waitress at
ranging from stripper to waitress at
ranging from stripper to waitress at Hooters allowing her to adopt the
Hooters allowing her to adopt the
Hooters allowing her to adopt the persona of town whore hey Nelson
persona of town whore hey Nelson
persona of town whore hey Nelson say hello to moe he said he’d take you
say hello to moe he said he’d take you
say hello to moe he said he’d take you camping sometime hi shad I’m Ike number
camping sometime hi shad I’m Ike number
camping sometime hi shad I’m Ike number two lady tremaine Cinderella was
two lady tremaine Cinderella was
two lady tremaine Cinderella was Cinderella y’all not ready child
Cinderella y’all not ready child
Cinderella y’all not ready child I’m not going not go when in doubt blame
I’m not going not go when in doubt blame
I’m not going not go when in doubt blame it on the stepchild
it on the stepchild
it on the stepchild please wait may I try it on Oh pay no
please wait may I try it on Oh pay no
please wait may I try it on Oh pay no attention to uh huh only Cinderella got
attention to uh huh only Cinderella got
attention to uh huh only Cinderella got away from the kids it’s ridiculous also
away from the kids it’s ridiculous also
away from the kids it’s ridiculous also known as the wicked stepmother Lady
known as the wicked stepmother Lady
known as the wicked stepmother Lady Tremaine harsh treatment of Cinderella
Tremaine harsh treatment of Cinderella
Tremaine harsh treatment of Cinderella stems from her overwhelming jealousy of
stems from her overwhelming jealousy of
stems from her overwhelming jealousy of her stepdaughters superior grace and
her stepdaughters superior grace and
her stepdaughters superior grace and beauty above those of her own biological
beauty above those of her own biological
beauty above those of her own biological daughters after all I’m still a member
daughters after all I’m still a member
daughters after all I’m still a member of the family and it’s
of the family and it’s
of the family and it’s us by Royal Command every eligible
us by Royal Command every eligible
us by Royal Command every eligible maiden is to attend yes so it doesn’t in
maiden is to attend yes so it doesn’t in
maiden is to attend yes so it doesn’t in fear that she may one day recognize this
fear that she may one day recognize this
fear that she may one day recognize this lady tremaine keep Cinderella’s self
lady tremaine keep Cinderella’s self
lady tremaine keep Cinderella’s self esteem low at all times dresses her in
esteem low at all times dresses her in
esteem low at all times dresses her in old garbs and subjects her to housework
old garbs and subjects her to housework
old garbs and subjects her to housework oh yes
oh yes
oh yes and the tapestries and the draperies but
and the tapestries and the draperies but
and the tapestries and the draperies but I just filled them again but she’s not
I just filled them again but she’s not
I just filled them again but she’s not so great to her own kids either her hope
so great to her own kids either her hope
so great to her own kids either her hope to one day marry off her daughters into
to one day marry off her daughters into
to one day marry off her daughters into a rich family supersedes her hope for
a rich family supersedes her hope for
a rich family supersedes her hope for them to one day find true love and
them to one day find true love and
them to one day find true love and happiness mother do you realize what you
happiness mother do you realize what you
happiness mother do you realize what you just said of course I said if oh yeah
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions you
here are some honorable mentions you
here are some honorable mentions you were going to sing the lollipop song but
were going to sing the lollipop song but
were going to sing the lollipop song but I don’t feel like singing nobody gives a
I don’t feel like singing nobody gives a
I don’t feel like singing nobody gives a damn what you feel you’ve got an
damn what you feel you’ve got an
damn what you feel you’ve got an audience out there and they want to hear
audience out there and they want to hear
audience out there and they want to hear you sing now you want your mommy to love
you sing now you want your mommy to love
you sing now you want your mommy to love you yes and come come out and play come
you yes and come come out and play come
you yes and come come out and play come out and play unless you were the last
out and play unless you were the last
out and play unless you were the last man on earth goodbye my parents were
man on earth goodbye my parents were
man on earth goodbye my parents were expecting a brand-new baby girl my
expecting a brand-new baby girl my
expecting a brand-new baby girl my mother spent months knitting pretty
mother spent months knitting pretty
mother spent months knitting pretty dresses unfortunately the baby turned
dresses unfortunately the baby turned
dresses unfortunately the baby turned out to be a boy and because we were out
out to be a boy and because we were out
out to be a boy and because we were out of material I was forced to wear those
of material I was forced to wear those
of material I was forced to wear those same dresses no uh-huh
same dresses no uh-huh
same dresses no uh-huh Hey yeah ain’t gonna touch my front but
Hey yeah ain’t gonna touch my front but
Hey yeah ain’t gonna touch my front but as I get one aims for poor radio things
as I get one aims for poor radio things
as I get one aims for poor radio things with the ear bud number one mom Futurama
with the ear bud number one mom Futurama
with the ear bud number one mom Futurama can I wear your fat suit knowing there
can I wear your fat suit knowing there
can I wear your fat suit knowing there put that down Oh
put that down Oh
put that down Oh raising your kids can be really tedious
raising your kids can be really tedious
raising your kids can be really tedious when you’re plotting to take over the
when you’re plotting to take over the
when you’re plotting to take over the world a single drop of the anchovies
world a single drop of the anchovies
world a single drop of the anchovies natural oil would lubricate 10 robots
natural oil would lubricate 10 robots
natural oil would lubricate 10 robots permanently Wow it’s a shame he went
permanently Wow it’s a shame he went
permanently Wow it’s a shame he went extinct no it isn’t shut your filthy
extinct no it isn’t shut your filthy
extinct no it isn’t shut your filthy clam in the public’s eye Carol comes
clam in the public’s eye Carol comes
clam in the public’s eye Carol comes across as the caring and nurturing
across as the caring and nurturing
across as the caring and nurturing mother you never had so much so the
mother you never had so much so the
mother you never had so much so the cheese convinced the whole world to
cheese convinced the whole world to
cheese convinced the whole world to refer to her as such and remember mom’s
refer to her as such and remember mom’s
refer to her as such and remember mom’s oil is made with 10%
oil is made with 10%
oil is made with 10% more love than the next leading brand
more love than the next leading brand
more love than the next leading brand however her three sons have grown to
however her three sons have grown to
however her three sons have grown to know better mom is the CEO and owner of
know better mom is the CEO and owner of
know better mom is the CEO and owner of mom Corp a worldwide conglomerate that
mom Corp a worldwide conglomerate that
mom Corp a worldwide conglomerate that manufactures most of the Earth’s robots
manufactures most of the Earth’s robots
manufactures most of the Earth’s robots jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass
her bitter and cynical attitude is
her bitter and cynical attitude is largely attributed to the break-up she’s
largely attributed to the break-up she’s
largely attributed to the break-up she’s had with Professor Farnsworth in the
had with Professor Farnsworth in the
had with Professor Farnsworth in the past perhaps I’ll breathe some sort of
past perhaps I’ll breathe some sort of
past perhaps I’ll breathe some sort of albino shouting gorilla get out of my
albino shouting gorilla get out of my
albino shouting gorilla get out of my house you lying scum bile but even
house you lying scum bile but even
house you lying scum bile but even that’s not enough of an excuse for her
that’s not enough of an excuse for her
that’s not enough of an excuse for her evil nature and lack of empathy I live
evil nature and lack of empathy I live
evil nature and lack of empathy I live in a dumpster all I have in the world is
in a dumpster all I have in the world is
in a dumpster all I have in the world is this coupon for one free session at the
this coupon for one free session at the
this coupon for one free session at the tanning salon Oh John that’s really all
tanning salon Oh John that’s really all
tanning salon Oh John that’s really all you have then I’ll take it do you agree
you have then I’ll take it do you agree
you have then I’ll take it do you agree with our list
with our list
with our list what cartoon mother do you think is the
what cartoon mother do you think is the
what cartoon mother do you think is the worst what do you think he’s watching
worst what do you think he’s watching
worst what do you think he’s watching well whatever it is it smartly written
well whatever it is it smartly written
well whatever it is it smartly written well-thought-out and highly educational
well-thought-out and highly educational
well-thought-out and highly educational for more entertaining top 10s published
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