if you think spotty Wi-Fi and no plumbing are the worst things that can
plumbing are the worst things that can
plumbing are the worst things that can happen at a weekend retreat think again
happen at a weekend retreat think again
happen at a weekend retreat think again people kill their pets right they’re
people kill their pets right they’re
people kill their pets right they’re everywhere
everywhere
everywhere welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten cabin in the woods horror movies for
cabin in the woods horror movies for
cabin in the woods horror movies for this list we’re looking at horror movies
this list we’re looking at horror movies
this list we’re looking at horror movies that mainly feature a cabin set in the
that mainly feature a cabin set in the
that mainly feature a cabin set in the woods so whether there are supernatural
woods so whether there are supernatural
woods so whether there are supernatural forces at play or basket cases looking
forces at play or basket cases looking
forces at play or basket cases looking for fun it’s fair game let’s do this
for fun it’s fair game let’s do this
for fun it’s fair game let’s do this number 10 sleepaway camp eat shit and
number 10 sleepaway camp eat shit and
number 10 sleepaway camp eat shit and die Ricky each it live bill welcome to
die Ricky each it live bill welcome to
die Ricky each it live bill welcome to camp Arawak where kids come to enjoy
camp Arawak where kids come to enjoy
camp Arawak where kids come to enjoy outdoor activities make friends and get
outdoor activities make friends and get
outdoor activities make friends and get murdered
years after a traumatic event a shy
years after a traumatic event a shy Angela attends the sleepaway camp with
Angela attends the sleepaway camp with
Angela attends the sleepaway camp with her cousin who protects her from bullies
her cousin who protects her from bullies
her cousin who protects her from bullies soon after bodies start piling up and
soon after bodies start piling up and
soon after bodies start piling up and it’s becoming very clear that these
it’s becoming very clear that these
it’s becoming very clear that these deaths are no accident barring the fact
deaths are no accident barring the fact
deaths are no accident barring the fact that the low-budget movie capitalized on
that the low-budget movie capitalized on
that the low-budget movie capitalized on the popularity of other slasher films
the popularity of other slasher films
the popularity of other slasher films sleepaway camp was a success and
sleepaway camp was a success and
sleepaway camp was a success and inspired a couple of sequels I just
inspired a couple of sequels I just
inspired a couple of sequels I just don’t see how something like that could
don’t see how something like that could
don’t see how something like that could happen while the acting is admittedly
happen while the acting is admittedly
happen while the acting is admittedly terrible the movie is best remembered
terrible the movie is best remembered
terrible the movie is best remembered for the shocking reveal and the most
for the shocking reveal and the most
for the shocking reveal and the most haunting freeze-frame you’ll ever see
haunting freeze-frame you’ll ever see
haunting freeze-frame you’ll ever see spoiler alert
spoiler alert
spoiler alert by the way
number nine secret window I killed a
number nine secret window I killed a mirror and my shower door in the midst
mirror and my shower door in the midst
mirror and my shower door in the midst of a mental breakdown famous writer Mort
of a mental breakdown famous writer Mort
of a mental breakdown famous writer Mort Rainey escapes to his cabin where a
Rainey escapes to his cabin where a
Rainey escapes to his cabin where a mysterious man named John shooter
mysterious man named John shooter
mysterious man named John shooter accuses him of plagiarism you stole my
accuses him of plagiarism you stole my
accuses him of plagiarism you stole my story he then must take a cold hard look
story he then must take a cold hard look
story he then must take a cold hard look in the mirror as his run-ins with
in the mirror as his run-ins with
in the mirror as his run-ins with shooter become increasingly frequent and
shooter become increasingly frequent and
shooter become increasingly frequent and violent what do you want I want to kill
violent what do you want I want to kill
violent what do you want I want to kill me why don’t you just do it kill me no
me why don’t you just do it kill me no
me why don’t you just do it kill me no sir based on Stephen King’s novella
sir based on Stephen King’s novella
sir based on Stephen King’s novella secret window secret garden which was
secret window secret garden which was
secret window secret garden which was praised by readers it’s unfortunate that
praised by readers it’s unfortunate that
praised by readers it’s unfortunate that the movie received only mixed reviews
the movie received only mixed reviews
the movie received only mixed reviews you strike me as the kind of guy who’s
you strike me as the kind of guy who’s
you strike me as the kind of guy who’s on the lookout for a head he can knock
on the lookout for a head he can knock
on the lookout for a head he can knock off with his shovel the plot is
off with his shovel the plot is
off with his shovel the plot is intriguing and keeps you captivated
intriguing and keeps you captivated
intriguing and keeps you captivated until the very end which is ironic
until the very end which is ironic
until the very end which is ironic considering mort’s opinion on story
considering mort’s opinion on story
considering mort’s opinion on story endings the only thing that matters is
endings the only thing that matters is
endings the only thing that matters is the ending it’s the most important part
the ending it’s the most important part
the ending it’s the most important part of the story the ending and this one
of the story the ending and this one
of the story the ending and this one it’s very good
this one’s perfect number eight Tucker
this one’s perfect number eight Tucker and Dale vs. evil you guys uh go camping
meet the two most benevolent Hicks
meet the two most benevolent Hicks you’ll ever find in a horror movie I
you’ll ever find in a horror movie I
you’ll ever find in a horror movie I know what this is what this is a suicide
know what this is what this is a suicide
know what this is what this is a suicide pact best buds Tucker and Dale set out
pact best buds Tucker and Dale set out
pact best buds Tucker and Dale set out to renovate their dream vacation spot a
to renovate their dream vacation spot a
to renovate their dream vacation spot a rundown cabin you guessed it in the
rundown cabin you guessed it in the
rundown cabin you guessed it in the middle of the woods it’s just a cabin it
middle of the woods it’s just a cabin it
middle of the woods it’s just a cabin it doesn’t mean they’re psycho killers when
doesn’t mean they’re psycho killers when
doesn’t mean they’re psycho killers when a group of college students encounters
a group of college students encounters
a group of college students encounters them they mistake the duo for the usual
them they mistake the duo for the usual
them they mistake the duo for the usual homicidal hillbillies you’ll find in
homicidal hillbillies you’ll find in
homicidal hillbillies you’ll find in horror flicks and fight them to survive
horror flicks and fight them to survive
horror flicks and fight them to survive we got your friend
we’ve got your friend while the hell
we’ve got your friend while the hell they’re running away hi
they’re running away hi
they’re running away hi Tucker and Dale vs. evil appends the
Tucker and Dale vs. evil appends the
Tucker and Dale vs. evil appends the traditional conventions of heroes and
traditional conventions of heroes and
traditional conventions of heroes and villains while displaying some of the
villains while displaying some of the
villains while displaying some of the most gruesome accidental deaths ever to
most gruesome accidental deaths ever to
most gruesome accidental deaths ever to grace the silver screen Alan Tudyk and
grace the silver screen Alan Tudyk and
grace the silver screen Alan Tudyk and Tyler Labine are phenomenal as the
Tyler Labine are phenomenal as the
Tyler Labine are phenomenal as the lovable rednecks and teach us that
lovable rednecks and teach us that
lovable rednecks and teach us that Hillbillies are people too
Hillbillies are people too
Hillbillies are people too how see you walking right out sup he
how see you walking right out sup he
how see you walking right out sup he looks like he’s gonna walk it off he’s
looks like he’s gonna walk it off he’s
looks like he’s gonna walk it off he’s gonna be fine
number seven The Strangers there’s
number seven The Strangers there’s someone out there to say that Kristen
someone out there to say that Kristen
someone out there to say that Kristen and James are hitting a rough patch is
and James are hitting a rough patch is
and James are hitting a rough patch is the biggest understatement of this movie
the biggest understatement of this movie
the biggest understatement of this movie which claims to be inspired by true
which claims to be inspired by true
which claims to be inspired by true events
the couple is terrorized by three masked
the couple is terrorized by three masked individuals who strip them of their
individuals who strip them of their
individuals who strip them of their means of escape and communication with
means of escape and communication with
means of escape and communication with the outside world trapped in a summer
the outside world trapped in a summer
the outside world trapped in a summer home with limited resources and fearing
home with limited resources and fearing
home with limited resources and fearing for their lives it’s a frightening
for their lives it’s a frightening
for their lives it’s a frightening situation that no one wants to
situation that no one wants to
situation that no one wants to experience what do you want
experience what do you want
experience what do you want I get the fatty here the suspense is
I get the fatty here the suspense is
I get the fatty here the suspense is palpable and the performances by Liv
palpable and the performances by Liv
palpable and the performances by Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman are what keep
Tyler and Scott Speedman are what keep
Tyler and Scott Speedman are what keep the plot moving forward just don’t look
the plot moving forward just don’t look
the plot moving forward just don’t look too closely for an explanation from the
too closely for an explanation from the
too closely for an explanation from the strangers some evil is just random why
strangers some evil is just random why
strangers some evil is just random why are you doing this to us
cuz your home number six the burning
cuz your home number six the burning don’t breathe they’ll hear you
don’t breathe they’ll hear you
don’t breathe they’ll hear you Tomo if dead based on the urban legend
Tomo if dead based on the urban legend
Tomo if dead based on the urban legend of crop see this movie centers on a camp
of crop see this movie centers on a camp
of crop see this movie centers on a camp caretaker who is horrific Lee mutilated
caretaker who is horrific Lee mutilated
caretaker who is horrific Lee mutilated in a failed prank tonight’s the night we
in a failed prank tonight’s the night we
in a failed prank tonight’s the night we scare the shit
scare the shit
scare the shit armed with garden shears cropsy hunts
armed with garden shears cropsy hunts
armed with garden shears cropsy hunts down the culprits and exacts revenge on
down the culprits and exacts revenge on
down the culprits and exacts revenge on those who disfigured him the low-budget
those who disfigured him the low-budget
those who disfigured him the low-budget slasher horror may not have been a box
slasher horror may not have been a box
slasher horror may not have been a box office hit but it is notable for gaining
office hit but it is notable for gaining
office hit but it is notable for gaining cult status and for featuring the debut
cult status and for featuring the debut
cult status and for featuring the debut performances of Holly Hunter Fisher
performances of Holly Hunter Fisher
performances of Holly Hunter Fisher Stevens and Jason Alexander in addition
Stevens and Jason Alexander in addition
Stevens and Jason Alexander in addition the makeup and special effects were done
the makeup and special effects were done
the makeup and special effects were done by Tom Savini
by Tom Savini
by Tom Savini the Sultan of splatter known for Dawn of
the Sultan of splatter known for Dawn of
the Sultan of splatter known for Dawn of the Dead and maniac over-the-top and
the Dead and maniac over-the-top and
the Dead and maniac over-the-top and quite the splatter fest this movie is
quite the splatter fest this movie is
quite the splatter fest this movie is full of highlights cheesy as they may be
number five cabin fever oh my gosh Wow
number five cabin fever oh my gosh Wow the best weekend ever turns into an
the best weekend ever turns into an
the best weekend ever turns into an absolute nightmare as a group of college
absolute nightmare as a group of college
absolute nightmare as a group of college students struggles to contain those
students struggles to contain those
students struggles to contain those infected with a flesh-eating virus
sounds far-fetched right well this movie
sounds far-fetched right well this movie was actually inspired by a real-life
was actually inspired by a real-life
was actually inspired by a real-life experience when co-writer slash director
experience when co-writer slash director
experience when co-writer slash director Eli Roth had a ringworm infections so
Eli Roth had a ringworm infections so
Eli Roth had a ringworm infections so severe that when he shaved his face
severe that when he shaved his face
severe that when he shaved his face chunks of skin peeled off so as you can
chunks of skin peeled off so as you can
chunks of skin peeled off so as you can imagine cabin fever has blood and gore
imagine cabin fever has blood and gore
imagine cabin fever has blood and gore in spades at times the horror is
in spades at times the horror is
in spades at times the horror is interrupted by absurd moments no
interrupted by absurd moments no
interrupted by absurd moments no pancakes no pancakes
however the concept the terror isn’t a
however the concept the terror isn’t a crazed chainsaw enthusiast but a deadly
crazed chainsaw enthusiast but a deadly
crazed chainsaw enthusiast but a deadly virus is what really gets under our skin
virus is what really gets under our skin
virus is what really gets under our skin good night
gamma ulna Salton Sea hablo what’s more
gamma ulna Salton Sea hablo what’s more sinister than a zombie uh nazi zombie of
sinister than a zombie uh nazi zombie of
sinister than a zombie uh nazi zombie of course
course
course well at least according to the writers
well at least according to the writers
well at least according to the writers of dead snow well listen Alan hey that’s
of dead snow well listen Alan hey that’s
of dead snow well listen Alan hey that’s a each other but Huntington I’ve made
a each other but Huntington I’ve made
a each other but Huntington I’ve made appear I gave that up unless dissolution
appear I gave that up unless dissolution
appear I gave that up unless dissolution just comes around speak seven students
just comes around speak seven students
just comes around speak seven students spend Easter vacation in a cabin in the
spend Easter vacation in a cabin in the
spend Easter vacation in a cabin in the Norwegian mountains and after learning
Norwegian mountains and after learning
Norwegian mountains and after learning the story of a faction of brutal Nazis
the story of a faction of brutal Nazis
the story of a faction of brutal Nazis who terrorized the town during World War
who terrorized the town during World War
who terrorized the town during World War two and we’re supposedly left to die
two and we’re supposedly left to die
two and we’re supposedly left to die they must contend with said horde of
they must contend with said horde of
they must contend with said horde of undead zombies Asami’s today students on
undead zombies Asami’s today students on
undead zombies Asami’s today students on the beach the plot may be lacking but
the beach the plot may be lacking but
the beach the plot may be lacking but the action effects and infusion of
the action effects and infusion of
the action effects and infusion of Scandinavian folklore are what makes
Scandinavian folklore are what makes
Scandinavian folklore are what makes dead snow stand apart from other zombie
dead snow stand apart from other zombie
dead snow stand apart from other zombie movies
if you’re looking for a twist on the
if you’re looking for a twist on the classic setting with brutal
classic setting with brutal
classic setting with brutal dismemberments and grisly deaths then
dismemberments and grisly deaths then
dismemberments and grisly deaths then this movie’s gotcha Covered while also
this movie’s gotcha Covered while also
this movie’s gotcha Covered while also teaching you a thing or two about the
teaching you a thing or two about the
teaching you a thing or two about the human anatomy number three
human anatomy number three
human anatomy number three Friday the 13th I think we better stop a
Friday the 13th I think we better stop a
Friday the 13th I think we better stop a relentless killer stalks a group of
relentless killer stalks a group of
relentless killer stalks a group of would be camp counselors who want to
would be camp counselors who want to
would be camp counselors who want to reopen the abandoned Camp Crystal Lake
reopen the abandoned Camp Crystal Lake
reopen the abandoned Camp Crystal Lake hello mommy
hello mommy
hello mommy hey Ella Friday the 13th is considered
hey Ella Friday the 13th is considered
hey Ella Friday the 13th is considered one of the most iconic slasher horror
one of the most iconic slasher horror
one of the most iconic slasher horror movies ever and remains as a continuing
movies ever and remains as a continuing
movies ever and remains as a continuing inspiration for horror movies everywhere
what distinguishes the original from its
what distinguishes the original from its sequels crossover and reboot however is
sequels crossover and reboot however is
sequels crossover and reboot however is the reveal of the killer’s identity and
the reveal of the killer’s identity and
the reveal of the killer’s identity and motivation behind the killings don’t let
motivation behind the killings don’t let
motivation behind the killings don’t let it get away mommy
it get away mommy
it get away mommy don’t let her live i watch
don’t let her live i watch
don’t let her live i watch I won’t at the time many critics gave
I won’t at the time many critics gave
I won’t at the time many critics gave negative reviews while also voicing
negative reviews while also voicing
negative reviews while also voicing concerns that the audience would side
concerns that the audience would side
concerns that the audience would side with the killer as you can probably
with the killer as you can probably
with the killer as you can probably guess Friday the 13th later received
guess Friday the 13th later received
guess Friday the 13th later received official praise for breaking new ground
official praise for breaking new ground
official praise for breaking new ground and it’s truly become a cabin in the
and it’s truly become a cabin in the
and it’s truly become a cabin in the woods horror classic number two The
woods horror classic number two The
woods horror classic number two The Cabin in the Woods okay I’m drawing a
Cabin in the Woods okay I’m drawing a
Cabin in the Woods okay I’m drawing a line in the sand here do not read the
line in the sand here do not read the
line in the sand here do not read the Latin stop us if you’ve heard this one
Latin stop us if you’ve heard this one
Latin stop us if you’ve heard this one before a group of college students
before a group of college students
before a group of college students spends the weekend at a remote cabin in
spends the weekend at a remote cabin in
spends the weekend at a remote cabin in the woods what’s believed to be in
the woods what’s believed to be in
the woods what’s believed to be in homage to horror classics takes an
homage to horror classics takes an
homage to horror classics takes an unexpected turn as the predictable
unexpected turn as the predictable
unexpected turn as the predictable script is thrown out the window
script is thrown out the window
script is thrown out the window congratulations go to maintenance
who share the pot with Ronald Lee in
who share the pot with Ronald Lee in turn this movie written by Joss Whedon
turn this movie written by Joss Whedon
turn this movie written by Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard functions as a typical
and Drew Goddard functions as a typical
and Drew Goddard functions as a typical slasher horror flick while at the same
slasher horror flick while at the same
slasher horror flick while at the same time exploring the horror genre and its
time exploring the horror genre and its
time exploring the horror genre and its cultural significance so meta I’m sorry
cultural significance so meta I’m sorry
cultural significance so meta I’m sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and
I let you get attacked by a werewolf and
I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then into the world the screenplay is
then into the world the screenplay is
then into the world the screenplay is sharpened peppered with clever lines and
sharpened peppered with clever lines and
sharpened peppered with clever lines and pulls no punches cleanse the world of
pulls no punches cleanse the world of
pulls no punches cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin bathe them in
their ignorance and sin bathe them in
their ignorance and sin bathe them in the Crimson them am I on speakerphone
the Crimson them am I on speakerphone
the Crimson them am I on speakerphone while the cabin in the woods is stuffed
while the cabin in the woods is stuffed
while the cabin in the woods is stuffed with humor and references to beloved
with humor and references to beloved
with humor and references to beloved horror movies
horror movies
horror movies it doesn’t shy away from getting its
it doesn’t shy away from getting its
it doesn’t shy away from getting its hands bloody Hitler stop here
before we reveal our number one pick
before we reveal our number one pick here are some honorable mentions we’re
here are some honorable mentions we’re
here are some honorable mentions we’re gonna find a road we’re gonna get to a
gonna find a road we’re gonna get to a
gonna find a road we’re gonna get to a town we’re going home we’re gonna get
town we’re going home we’re gonna get
town we’re going home we’re gonna get married
married
married alright and we’re never going into the
alright and we’re never going into the
alright and we’re never going into the woods again I’m probably twice your age
woods again I’m probably twice your age
woods again I’m probably twice your age us because I come burger no why are you
us because I come burger no why are you
us because I come burger no why are you are you are you heading for the cabin
number one Evil Dead – Dead by Dawn
number one Evil Dead – Dead by Dawn movie while we love the original Evil
movie while we love the original Evil
movie while we love the original Evil Dead the 1987 sequel slash remake
Dead the 1987 sequel slash remake
Dead the 1987 sequel slash remake surpasses it in every way Oh swallow
surpasses it in every way Oh swallow
surpasses it in every way Oh swallow this bringing us all the chills spills
this bringing us all the chills spills
this bringing us all the chills spills and thrills of the original Sam Raimi’s
and thrills of the original Sam Raimi’s
and thrills of the original Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead 2 adds the right amount of
Evil Dead 2 adds the right amount of
Evil Dead 2 adds the right amount of madness to the formula
bruce campbell returns as the cabin
bruce campbell returns as the cabin bound ash Williams and gives the
bound ash Williams and gives the
bound ash Williams and gives the performance of a lifetime a presence
performance of a lifetime a presence
performance of a lifetime a presence that was sorely missed in the 2013
that was sorely missed in the 2013
that was sorely missed in the 2013 remake for the most part coupey taking
remake for the most part coupey taking
remake for the most part coupey taking place in an isolated cottage replete
place in an isolated cottage replete
place in an isolated cottage replete with demons possessed limbs and cackling
with demons possessed limbs and cackling
with demons possessed limbs and cackling inanimate objects Evil Dead is not only
inanimate objects Evil Dead is not only
inanimate objects Evil Dead is not only the horror franchise that all other
the horror franchise that all other
the horror franchise that all other cabin in the woods movies draw influence
cabin in the woods movies draw influence
cabin in the woods movies draw influence from Evil Dead 2 is one of the best
from Evil Dead 2 is one of the best
from Evil Dead 2 is one of the best horror movies ever made period hail to
horror movies ever made period hail to
horror movies ever made period hail to the king baby
the king baby
the king baby gotcha didn’t you little sucker do you
gotcha didn’t you little sucker do you
gotcha didn’t you little sucker do you agree with our list which movie made you
agree with our list which movie made you
agree with our list which movie made you cringe about being in the woods for more
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