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today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 British slang terms I shagged
the top 10 British slang terms I shagged
the top 10 British slang terms I shagged a boss for this list we’ve looked at the
a boss for this list we’ve looked at the
a boss for this list we’ve looked at the greatest slang words and expressions
greatest slang words and expressions
greatest slang words and expressions that Great Britain has to offer
that Great Britain has to offer
that Great Britain has to offer shai been Scottish we’re not so
shai been Scottish we’re not so
shai been Scottish we’re not so interested in the Queen’s English today
interested in the Queen’s English today
interested in the Queen’s English today more the weird wonderful and witty
more the weird wonderful and witty
more the weird wonderful and witty colloquialisms that litter everyday
colloquialisms that litter everyday
colloquialisms that litter everyday speech on the British Isles even those
speech on the British Isles even those
speech on the British Isles even those that are a wee bit naughty I’m the
that are a wee bit naughty I’m the
that are a wee bit naughty I’m the bloody Queen mate recently our room
bloody Queen mate recently our room
bloody Queen mate recently our room we’re excluding any terms or phrases
we’re excluding any terms or phrases
we’re excluding any terms or phrases that are also synonymous with other
that are also synonymous with other
that are also synonymous with other countries such as the English /
countries such as the English /
countries such as the English / Australian term for a friend mate well
Australian term for a friend mate well
Australian term for a friend mate well then g’day mate let’s put another shrimp
then g’day mate let’s put another shrimp
then g’day mate let’s put another shrimp on the barbie
on the barbie
on the barbie number 10 dodgy don’t you might like you
number 10 dodgy don’t you might like you
number 10 dodgy don’t you might like you superb at murder it’s talking shit now
superb at murder it’s talking shit now
superb at murder it’s talking shit now just get down to Brian and finish the
just get down to Brian and finish the
just get down to Brian and finish the job ever get the feeling that
job ever get the feeling that
job ever get the feeling that something’s not quite right that
something’s not quite right that
something’s not quite right that something feels dodgy when you’ve bought
something feels dodgy when you’ve bought
something feels dodgy when you’ve bought a winning lottery ticket but you got it
a winning lottery ticket but you got it
a winning lottery ticket but you got it off a guy on the street that tickets
off a guy on the street that tickets
off a guy on the street that tickets probably dodgy one euro a ticket I put
probably dodgy one euro a ticket I put
probably dodgy one euro a ticket I put on the tickets five tails in Euro
on the tickets five tails in Euro
on the tickets five tails in Euro forests price I tell the people if they
forests price I tell the people if they
forests price I tell the people if they win I’ll call them then nobody wins
win I’ll call them then nobody wins
win I’ll call them then nobody wins except us it’s foolproof
except us it’s foolproof
except us it’s foolproof fake IDs are definitely dodgy you look
fake IDs are definitely dodgy you look
fake IDs are definitely dodgy you look like a future pedophile in this picture
like a future pedophile in this picture
like a future pedophile in this picture number one number two it doesn’t even
number one number two it doesn’t even
number one number two it doesn’t even have a first name it just says McLovin
have a first name it just says McLovin
have a first name it just says McLovin and if you dress like a gangster and you
and if you dress like a gangster and you
and if you dress like a gangster and you spend your free time in the parking lot
spend your free time in the parking lot
spend your free time in the parking lot you look just a little bit dodgy
it’s not quite wrong but it’s halfway
it’s not quite wrong but it’s halfway there
there
there things get bad budget I just cannot be
things get bad budget I just cannot be
things get bad budget I just cannot be Bala but you know get good vibes but
Bala but you know get good vibes but
Bala but you know get good vibes but let’s interview thinking Avenal mine
let’s interview thinking Avenal mine
let’s interview thinking Avenal mine seems to me like it’s going pretty well
seems to me like it’s going pretty well
seems to me like it’s going pretty well at number nine shag I shagged her won’t
at number nine shag I shagged her won’t
at number nine shag I shagged her won’t I shagged her rotten baby yeah probably
I shagged her rotten baby yeah probably
I shagged her rotten baby yeah probably made most famous in the Austin Powers
made most famous in the Austin Powers
made most famous in the Austin Powers movies to shag is to have sexual
movies to shag is to have sexual
movies to shag is to have sexual relations with and not usually in an
relations with and not usually in an
relations with and not usually in an overly committal way yeah I got a ticket
overly committal way yeah I got a ticket
overly committal way yeah I got a ticket eight three of a shotgun senseless no
eight three of a shotgun senseless no
eight three of a shotgun senseless no three alone there’s absolutely nothing
three alone there’s absolutely nothing
three alone there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it
wrong with it
wrong with it it’s just that shagging is less for the
it’s just that shagging is less for the
it’s just that shagging is less for the one and only in your life and more for a
one and only in your life and more for a
one and only in your life and more for a one-night stand it’s usually a quick
one-night stand it’s usually a quick
one-night stand it’s usually a quick arrangement often had between two people
arrangement often had between two people
arrangement often had between two people who’ve only recently met
shag is such a great slang though
shag is such a great slang though because it’s really unassuming and
because it’s really unassuming and
because it’s really unassuming and largely inoffensive
largely inoffensive
largely inoffensive it’s a fun word for fun times what do
it’s a fun word for fun times what do
it’s a fun word for fun times what do you think of my shag pad darling
you think of my shag pad darling
you think of my shag pad darling it’s amazing Austin number eight snog so
it’s amazing Austin number eight snog so
it’s amazing Austin number eight snog so what’s the best thing about having a
what’s the best thing about having a
what’s the best thing about having a boyfriend then just feels really natural
boyfriend then just feels really natural
boyfriend then just feels really natural and a really grown-up and thus noggin is
and a really grown-up and thus noggin is
and a really grown-up and thus noggin is wicked if shag is home base then snug is
wicked if shag is home base then snug is
wicked if shag is home base then snug is first and it carries slightly more
first and it carries slightly more
first and it carries slightly more emotionally attached connotations as
emotionally attached connotations as
emotionally attached connotations as well snogging is essentially french
well snogging is essentially french
well snogging is essentially french kissing we have got snub there what now
kissing we have got snub there what now
kissing we have got snub there what now hey ryan front of everyone um
hey ryan front of everyone um
hey ryan front of everyone um yeah it’s a step above a polite peck on
yeah it’s a step above a polite peck on
yeah it’s a step above a polite peck on the cheek but things are yet especially
the cheek but things are yet especially
the cheek but things are yet especially steamy you snog someone at the back row
steamy you snog someone at the back row
steamy you snog someone at the back row of the cinema or on their parents front
of the cinema or on their parents front
of the cinema or on their parents front porch provided no one catches you or on
porch provided no one catches you or on
porch provided no one catches you or on kiss cam
kiss cam
kiss cam that place is snog central just don’t
that place is snog central just don’t
that place is snog central just don’t get too into it for too long if you’re
get too into it for too long if you’re
get too into it for too long if you’re in public and it’s with the wrong person
number seven pissed you when you hear a
number seven pissed you when you hear a girl saying like I was so shit-faced
girl saying like I was so shit-faced
girl saying like I was so shit-faced last night
last night
last night I shouldn’t a guy we could be that
I shouldn’t a guy we could be that
I shouldn’t a guy we could be that mistake in the English language there
mistake in the English language there
mistake in the English language there are so so many ways of saying that
are so so many ways of saying that
are so so many ways of saying that you’re drunk but the British tend to
you’re drunk but the British tend to
you’re drunk but the British tend to favor this phrase or variations they’re
favor this phrase or variations they’re
favor this phrase or variations they’re up when you’re going on the piss you’re
up when you’re going on the piss you’re
up when you’re going on the piss you’re aiming to get drunk when you are pissed
aiming to get drunk when you are pissed
aiming to get drunk when you are pissed you’re more than tipsy but you’re not
you’re more than tipsy but you’re not
you’re more than tipsy but you’re not yet completely sloshed ready to party
yet completely sloshed ready to party
yet completely sloshed ready to party you with the best of them and I’m gonna
you with the best of them and I’m gonna
you with the best of them and I’m gonna go down to the river at the point of
go down to the river at the point of
go down to the river at the point of being pissed though you’ve probably had
being pissed though you’ve probably had
being pissed though you’ve probably had just about enough was wise label guy
just about enough was wise label guy
just about enough was wise label guy trying to punch me you punch you first
trying to punch me you punch you first
trying to punch me you punch you first label guy I gotta go pee I don’t I want
label guy I gotta go pee I don’t I want
label guy I gotta go pee I don’t I want to want to get up one more drink and God
to want to get up one more drink and God
to want to get up one more drink and God knows what you’ll do next or how many
knows what you’ll do next or how many
knows what you’ll do next or how many embarrassing Facebook photos there will
embarrassing Facebook photos there will
embarrassing Facebook photos there will be in the morning to frenzy
nice rubbish a noun and an adjective the
nice rubbish a noun and an adjective the us noun translation is trash as in
us noun translation is trash as in
us noun translation is trash as in taking out the trash or throwing it in
taking out the trash or throwing it in
taking out the trash or throwing it in the trash
the trash
the trash however rubbish is also a common
however rubbish is also a common
however rubbish is also a common descriptive word used for anything
descriptive word used for anything
descriptive word used for anything that’s undesirable you must look beyond
that’s undesirable you must look beyond
that’s undesirable you must look beyond what’s a little rubbish and we mean
what’s a little rubbish and we mean
what’s a little rubbish and we mean anything at all just got a bad haircut
anything at all just got a bad haircut
anything at all just got a bad haircut your hair is rubbish failed a quiz that
your hair is rubbish failed a quiz that
your hair is rubbish failed a quiz that grade was rubbish having a bad day know
grade was rubbish having a bad day know
grade was rubbish having a bad day know you’re having a rubbish one gone off
you’re having a rubbish one gone off
you’re having a rubbish one gone off milk is rubbish bad smells are rubbish
milk is rubbish bad smells are rubbish
milk is rubbish bad smells are rubbish movies without agreeable endings are
movies without agreeable endings are
movies without agreeable endings are rubbish this countdown isn’t rubbish
rubbish this countdown isn’t rubbish
rubbish this countdown isn’t rubbish though this countdowns bloody brilliant
though this countdowns bloody brilliant
though this countdowns bloody brilliant oh this is is pretty rubbish
oh this is is pretty rubbish
oh this is is pretty rubbish number five taking the piss piss bows
not to be confused with taking a piss or
not to be confused with taking a piss or being pissed
being pissed
being pissed our next slice of slang is all to do
our next slice of slang is all to do
our next slice of slang is all to do with mockery ain’t taking the piss
with mockery ain’t taking the piss
with mockery ain’t taking the piss because if you are you gonna get a slap
because if you are you gonna get a slap
because if you are you gonna get a slap I’m not taking a piss I don’t even know
I’m not taking a piss I don’t even know
I’m not taking a piss I don’t even know how to fish if you are taking the piss
how to fish if you are taking the piss
how to fish if you are taking the piss then you’re mocking and/or ridiculing
then you’re mocking and/or ridiculing
then you’re mocking and/or ridiculing someone else tonight’s winner is the
someone else tonight’s winner is the
someone else tonight’s winner is the most extraordinary person I have ever
most extraordinary person I have ever
most extraordinary person I have ever met our winner Barret if you’re having
met our winner Barret if you’re having
met our winner Barret if you’re having the piss taken out of you then you’re
the piss taken out of you then you’re
the piss taken out of you then you’re being mocked yourself got that hey Greg
being mocked yourself got that hey Greg
being mocked yourself got that hey Greg once you go piss your pants again those
once you go piss your pants again those
once you go piss your pants again those like eight years ago asshole people
like eight years ago asshole people
like eight years ago asshole people don’t forget it only gets really tricky
don’t forget it only gets really tricky
don’t forget it only gets really tricky if you’re ever mocking somebody else
if you’re ever mocking somebody else
if you’re ever mocking somebody else whilst they’re drunkenly urinating
whilst they’re drunkenly urinating
whilst they’re drunkenly urinating because then you’d be taking the piss of
because then you’d be taking the piss of
because then you’d be taking the piss of them taking a piss pissed and that’s
them taking a piss pissed and that’s
them taking a piss pissed and that’s both weird and really confusing nice
d
d another word with multi meanings first
another word with multi meanings first
another word with multi meanings first and foremost the bollocks are a crude
and foremost the bollocks are a crude
and foremost the bollocks are a crude name for certain parts of the male
name for certain parts of the male
name for certain parts of the male anatomy we’re crazy on fun itself out
anatomy we’re crazy on fun itself out
anatomy we’re crazy on fun itself out here you can be kicked in them for
here you can be kicked in them for
here you can be kicked in them for instance and it will hurt grow those
instance and it will hurt grow those
instance and it will hurt grow those back secondly it’s an exclamation for
back secondly it’s an exclamation for
back secondly it’s an exclamation for whenever anything goes wrong as in Oh
whenever anything goes wrong as in Oh
whenever anything goes wrong as in Oh bollocks I forgot to do the laundry or
bollocks I forgot to do the laundry or
bollocks I forgot to do the laundry or Oh bollocks I thought it was Saturday
Oh bollocks I thought it was Saturday
Oh bollocks I thought it was Saturday bollocks bollocks
bollocks bollocks
bollocks bollocks Buck’s bollocks off thirdly and most
Buck’s bollocks off thirdly and most
Buck’s bollocks off thirdly and most famously it’s a term for anything that’s
famously it’s a term for anything that’s
famously it’s a term for anything that’s stupid or a serious waste of time
stupid or a serious waste of time
stupid or a serious waste of time I’ll ask Sex Pistols and they’re
I’ll ask Sex Pistols and they’re
I’ll ask Sex Pistols and they’re notorious 1977 album never mind the
notorious 1977 album never mind the
notorious 1977 album never mind the bollocks
number three brilliant hello Simon your
number three brilliant hello Simon your parent sells me to check if you okay me
parent sells me to check if you okay me
parent sells me to check if you okay me I’m really an absolutely fucking durian
I’m really an absolutely fucking durian
I’m really an absolutely fucking durian the two-edged sword of British slang is
the two-edged sword of British slang is
the two-edged sword of British slang is never more notable than with this word
never more notable than with this word
never more notable than with this word most of the time
most of the time
most of the time brilliant has positive connotations some
brilliant has positive connotations some
brilliant has positive connotations some mountains of volcanoes and there really
mountains of volcanoes and there really
mountains of volcanoes and there really are brilliant
are brilliant
are brilliant see ya know brilliant it’s used when
see ya know brilliant it’s used when
see ya know brilliant it’s used when something is especially good similar to
something is especially good similar to
something is especially good similar to words like super superb excellent or ace
words like super superb excellent or ace
words like super superb excellent or ace what’s your name Amelia pond oh just
what’s your name Amelia pond oh just
what’s your name Amelia pond oh just bring it in however sometimes it’s used
bring it in however sometimes it’s used
bring it in however sometimes it’s used sarcastically in a situation that’s the
sarcastically in a situation that’s the
sarcastically in a situation that’s the exact opposite of good popular British
exact opposite of good popular British
exact opposite of good popular British sitcom The Inbetweeners championed this
sitcom The Inbetweeners championed this
sitcom The Inbetweeners championed this alternative use alongside tradition as a
alternative use alongside tradition as a
alternative use alongside tradition as a way of expressing the characters at
way of expressing the characters at
way of expressing the characters at times extreme exasperation Tyson men
times extreme exasperation Tyson men
times extreme exasperation Tyson men around a filled with your top off what
around a filled with your top off what
around a filled with your top off what could be more gay than that you
could be more gay than that you
could be more gay than that you brilliant number two knackered
good with so much slang to sift through
good with so much slang to sift through we’d forgive you for being a little bit
we’d forgive you for being a little bit
we’d forgive you for being a little bit tired but our runner-up is at another
tired but our runner-up is at another
tired but our runner-up is at another level of lethargy if you or anything
level of lethargy if you or anything
level of lethargy if you or anything else is knackered then you’re totally
else is knackered then you’re totally
else is knackered then you’re totally unable to function you’re entirely
unable to function you’re entirely
unable to function you’re entirely exhausted I’m tired now in the sixteenth
exhausted I’m tired now in the sixteenth
exhausted I’m tired now in the sixteenth century the phrase was coined to
century the phrase was coined to
century the phrase was coined to describe a worn-out horse and that’s
describe a worn-out horse and that’s
describe a worn-out horse and that’s exactly how you feel sometimes some
exactly how you feel sometimes some
exactly how you feel sometimes some things can even be described as
things can even be described as
things can even be described as knackering running a marathon for
knackering running a marathon for
knackering running a marathon for example is really knackering we’re
example is really knackering we’re
example is really knackering we’re knackered just thinking about it any
knackered just thinking about it any
knackered just thinking about it any crime to meet well your gun sort like
crime to meet well your gun sort like
crime to meet well your gun sort like some method before we unveil our top
some method before we unveil our top
some method before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
pick here are a few honorable mentions
pick here are a few honorable mentions oh my god roughly vamping everybody
oh my god roughly vamping everybody
oh my god roughly vamping everybody likes a little bit of rumpy-pumpy any
likes a little bit of rumpy-pumpy any
likes a little bit of rumpy-pumpy any jailbreaks a risky proposition 108 Oh
jailbreaks a risky proposition 108 Oh
jailbreaks a risky proposition 108 Oh cock up and we are dangling at a
cock up and we are dangling at a
cock up and we are dangling at a majesty’s pleasure life has finally got
majesty’s pleasure life has finally got
majesty’s pleasure life has finally got to work for me here in Nouveau so I’ve
to work for me here in Nouveau so I’ve
to work for me here in Nouveau so I’ve decided to leg it for Spain and pray the
decided to leg it for Spain and pray the
decided to leg it for Spain and pray the day is intelligent life somewhere up in
day is intelligent life somewhere up in
day is intelligent life somewhere up in space comes this bugger all
number one wanker
number one wanker wanker you’re the one come I if anyone
wanker you’re the one come I if anyone
wanker you’re the one come I if anyone is a mild to moderate swear word
is a mild to moderate swear word
is a mild to moderate swear word synonymous with the Brits wanker wins
synonymous with the Brits wanker wins
synonymous with the Brits wanker wins today’s list but you’d rather not be
today’s list but you’d rather not be
today’s list but you’d rather not be called one all the same slug that a mini
called one all the same slug that a mini
called one all the same slug that a mini saw plus y cos literally speaking a
saw plus y cos literally speaking a
saw plus y cos literally speaking a wanker should translate as one who wanks
wanker should translate as one who wanks
wanker should translate as one who wanks or masturbates however when you call
or masturbates however when you call
or masturbates however when you call someone a wanker
someone a wanker
someone a wanker you’re very rarely alluding to their
you’re very rarely alluding to their
you’re very rarely alluding to their solo sex habits UK it’s just a film film
solo sex habits UK it’s just a film film
solo sex habits UK it’s just a film film change gal it’s more just a general
change gal it’s more just a general
change gal it’s more just a general perennial insult I’m Dave I’ve got a 6
perennial insult I’m Dave I’ve got a 6
perennial insult I’m Dave I’ve got a 6 ok what’s yours Dave wanker is heard
ok what’s yours Dave wanker is heard
ok what’s yours Dave wanker is heard especially at the soccer pitch which of
especially at the soccer pitch which of
especially at the soccer pitch which of course is called football in the UK
course is called football in the UK
course is called football in the UK where the poor referee will almost
where the poor referee will almost
where the poor referee will almost always be one
do you agree with our list I had to
do you agree with our list I had to teach him a lesson so he was mark Emile
teach him a lesson so he was mark Emile
teach him a lesson so he was mark Emile what’s lying did we skip well this is
what’s lying did we skip well this is
what’s lying did we skip well this is great balancer it really is for more
great balancer it really is for more
great balancer it really is for more cracking smashing parka and proper fit
cracking smashing parka and proper fit
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