now here’s a show that really thinks outside the box
outside the box
outside the box welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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look at the best moments from the first
look at the best moments from the first three seasons of this HBO comedy series
three seasons of this HBO comedy series
three seasons of this HBO comedy series oh and a spoiler alert is probably in
oh and a spoiler alert is probably in
oh and a spoiler alert is probably in order what’s the thing it doesn’t make
order what’s the thing it doesn’t make
order what’s the thing it doesn’t make it happen yeah agree number 10
it happen yeah agree number 10
it happen yeah agree number 10 panic attack diagnosis so you will
panic attack diagnosis so you will
panic attack diagnosis so you will survive so it’s a garden-variety panic
survive so it’s a garden-variety panic
survive so it’s a garden-variety panic attack
attack
attack welcome to Silicon Valley whenever actor
welcome to Silicon Valley whenever actor
welcome to Silicon Valley whenever actor Andrew daily pops up on this show the
Andrew daily pops up on this show the
Andrew daily pops up on this show the results are always comedic gold daily
results are always comedic gold daily
results are always comedic gold daily plays Richards doctor who has the worst
plays Richards doctor who has the worst
plays Richards doctor who has the worst bedside manner imaginable as Richard
bedside manner imaginable as Richard
bedside manner imaginable as Richard faces a life-altering career decision he
faces a life-altering career decision he
faces a life-altering career decision he practically barfs up a lung his
practically barfs up a lung his
practically barfs up a lung his physician writes this off as a
physician writes this off as a
physician writes this off as a garden-variety panic attack which is
garden-variety panic attack which is
garden-variety panic attack which is common in Silicon Valley we’ve seen
common in Silicon Valley we’ve seen
common in Silicon Valley we’ve seen people like you all the time the doctor
people like you all the time the doctor
people like you all the time the doctor adds to Richards phobias when he tells
adds to Richards phobias when he tells
adds to Richards phobias when he tells them about another patient who was in a
them about another patient who was in a
them about another patient who was in a similar position long story short he
similar position long story short he
similar position long story short he ended up shooting and accidentally
ended up shooting and accidentally
ended up shooting and accidentally blinding himself because he really
blinding himself because he really
blinding himself because he really regretted not taking that money he shot
regretted not taking that money he shot
regretted not taking that money he shot himself because he turned down the money
himself because he turned down the money
himself because he turned down the money if that’s not bad enough the doc shows
if that’s not bad enough the doc shows
if that’s not bad enough the doc shows Richard the proper way to commit suicide
Richard the proper way to commit suicide
Richard the proper way to commit suicide and asks him to invest in his startup no
and asks him to invest in his startup no
and asks him to invest in his startup no wonder Richard vomits again so will you
wonder Richard vomits again so will you
wonder Richard vomits again so will you please let me know I’m gonna give you my
please let me know I’m gonna give you my
please let me know I’m gonna give you my number
number
number if you do end up taking that 10 million
if you do end up taking that 10 million
if you do end up taking that 10 million dollars because we could really make the
dollars because we could really make the
dollars because we could really make the world a better place
world a better place
world a better place oh oh ladies number 9 AT&T Park
after Richard hits it out of the park at
after Richard hits it out of the park at TechCrunch everybody in Silicon Valley
TechCrunch everybody in Silicon Valley
TechCrunch everybody in Silicon Valley wants a piece of him stern-taylor
wants a piece of him stern-taylor
wants a piece of him stern-taylor even invites Richard and company to AT&T
even invites Richard and company to AT&T
even invites Richard and company to AT&T Park to play with the San Francisco
Park to play with the San Francisco
Park to play with the San Francisco Giants
Giants
Giants needless to say Richard isn’t much of an
needless to say Richard isn’t much of an
needless to say Richard isn’t much of an athlete oh yeah doesn’t that whoa
athlete oh yeah doesn’t that whoa
athlete oh yeah doesn’t that whoa just as Richard feels out of place on a
just as Richard feels out of place on a
just as Richard feels out of place on a baseball field he isn’t sure whether or
baseball field he isn’t sure whether or
baseball field he isn’t sure whether or not to accept so many extravagant gifts
not to accept so many extravagant gifts
not to accept so many extravagant gifts just over here but in all these firms
just over here but in all these firms
just over here but in all these firms suck up to us even though we’re not
suck up to us even though we’re not
suck up to us even though we’re not going to pick them right Erlich on the
going to pick them right Erlich on the
going to pick them right Erlich on the other hand relishes is all these firms
other hand relishes is all these firms
other hand relishes is all these firms suck up to them this opening to season
suck up to them this opening to season
suck up to them this opening to season two has no shortage of memorable moments
two has no shortage of memorable moments
two has no shortage of memorable moments as Gilfoyle and Dinesh compete for a
as Gilfoyle and Dinesh compete for a
as Gilfoyle and Dinesh compete for a woman’s affection Erlich spots the
woman’s affection Erlich spots the
woman’s affection Erlich spots the Winklevoss twins and Richard realizes
Winklevoss twins and Richard realizes
Winklevoss twins and Richard realizes that everyone’s watching him where is
that everyone’s watching him where is
that everyone’s watching him where is that camera number eight the Pied Piper
that camera number eight the Pied Piper
that camera number eight the Pied Piper platform usability test although Pied
platform usability test although Pied
platform usability test although Pied Piper has surpassed five hundred
Piper has surpassed five hundred
Piper has surpassed five hundred thousand downloads the number of daily
thousand downloads the number of daily
thousand downloads the number of daily active users is surprisingly low to
active users is surprisingly low to
active users is surprisingly low to figure out what’s going on a focus group
figure out what’s going on a focus group
figure out what’s going on a focus group is assembled to test the platform they
is assembled to test the platform they
is assembled to test the platform they are totally freaked out but in all the
are totally freaked out but in all the
are totally freaked out but in all the wrong ways
wrong ways
wrong ways what specifically totally freaked you
what specifically totally freaked you
what specifically totally freaked you out everything does every single thing
out everything does every single thing
out everything does every single thing about it it suddenly dawns on Richard
about it it suddenly dawns on Richard
about it it suddenly dawns on Richard that he almost exclusively showed the
that he almost exclusively showed the
that he almost exclusively showed the Pied Piper platform to fellow engineers
Pied Piper platform to fellow engineers
Pied Piper platform to fellow engineers mainstream users however have no idea
mainstream users however have no idea
mainstream users however have no idea how it works this leads to a hysterical
how it works this leads to a hysterical
how it works this leads to a hysterical scene as Richard confronts the group and
scene as Richard confronts the group and
scene as Richard confronts the group and tries to explain the platform you’re
tries to explain the platform you’re
tries to explain the platform you’re right it’s not actually on the phone but
right it’s not actually on the phone but
right it’s not actually on the phone but you don’t need it to be on the phone if
you don’t need it to be on the phone if
you don’t need it to be on the phone if you can see it on the phone even though
you can see it on the phone even though
you can see it on the phone even though there’s nothing there at all but where
there’s nothing there at all but where
there’s nothing there at all but where the hell is it it takes a while but
the hell is it it takes a while but
the hell is it it takes a while but Richard eventually gets through to them
Richard eventually gets through to them
Richard eventually gets through to them and guarantees this isn’t a Skynet
and guarantees this isn’t a Skynet
and guarantees this isn’t a Skynet situation unfortunately you can’t give
situation unfortunately you can’t give
situation unfortunately you can’t give this lengthy tutorial to everybody that
this lengthy tutorial to everybody that
this lengthy tutorial to everybody that downloaded Pied Piper Pied Piper well in
downloaded Pied Piper Pied Piper well in
downloaded Pied Piper Pied Piper well in no way becomes sentient and tried to
no way becomes sentient and tried to
no way becomes sentient and tried to take over the world number seven they
take over the world number seven they
take over the world number seven they always travel in groups that’s weird
always travel in groups that’s weird
always travel in groups that’s weird they always travel in groups people
they always travel in groups people
they always travel in groups people often think of tech billionaires as
often think of tech billionaires as
often think of tech billionaires as supreme overlord that look down on
supreme overlord that look down on
supreme overlord that look down on others from their ivory towers while
others from their ivory towers while
others from their ivory towers while that might be a hasty generalization it
that might be a hasty generalization it
that might be a hasty generalization it pretty much sums up Gavin Belson in a
pretty much sums up Gavin Belson in a
pretty much sums up Gavin Belson in a nutshell the founder of hooli Gavin is
nutshell the founder of hooli Gavin is
nutshell the founder of hooli Gavin is constantly making hilarious observations
constantly making hilarious observations
constantly making hilarious observations about his employees in the pilot he
about his employees in the pilot he
about his employees in the pilot he can’t help but notice that programmers
can’t help but notice that programmers
can’t help but notice that programmers always travel in groups of five but it’s
always travel in groups of five but it’s
always travel in groups of five but it’s not just any five guys nope it’s a very
not just any five guys nope it’s a very
not just any five guys nope it’s a very very specific set of five types of guys
very specific set of five types of guys
very specific set of five types of guys there’s always a tall skinny white guy
there’s always a tall skinny white guy
there’s always a tall skinny white guy short skinny asian guy fat guy with the
short skinny asian guy fat guy with the
short skinny asian guy fat guy with the ponytail some guy with crazy facial hair
ponytail some guy with crazy facial hair
ponytail some guy with crazy facial hair and then an East Indian guy it’s like
and then an East Indian guy it’s like
and then an East Indian guy it’s like they trade guys until they all have the
they trade guys until they all have the
they trade guys until they all have the right group of course Gavin’s guru /
right group of course Gavin’s guru /
right group of course Gavin’s guru / yes-man is there to feed his boss’s ego
yes-man is there to feed his boss’s ego
yes-man is there to feed his boss’s ego and support his hypothesis you clearly
and support his hypothesis you clearly
and support his hypothesis you clearly have a great understanding of humanity
have a great understanding of humanity
have a great understanding of humanity number 6 the binding arbitration I find
number 6 the binding arbitration I find
number 6 the binding arbitration I find Richard Hendricks did indeed reach his
Richard Hendricks did indeed reach his
Richard Hendricks did indeed reach his contract with hooli when he hired away a
contract with hooli when he hired away a
contract with hooli when he hired away a hooli employee at a binding arbitration
hooli employee at a binding arbitration
hooli employee at a binding arbitration it looks like Richard is bound to lose
it looks like Richard is bound to lose
it looks like Richard is bound to lose Pied Pipers intellectual property to
Pied Pipers intellectual property to
Pied Pipers intellectual property to hooli excepting me inevitable
hooli excepting me inevitable
hooli excepting me inevitable Richard instructs his friends to wipe
Richard instructs his friends to wipe
Richard instructs his friends to wipe out the Pied Piper code before Gavin
out the Pied Piper code before Gavin
out the Pied Piper code before Gavin Belson gains control as soon as you run
Belson gains control as soon as you run
Belson gains control as soon as you run it will delete the entire code
it will delete the entire code
it will delete the entire code repository Piper literally vanish in an
repository Piper literally vanish in an
repository Piper literally vanish in an unexpected turn however the judge rules
unexpected turn however the judge rules
unexpected turn however the judge rules in Richards favor as a result hooli has
in Richards favor as a result hooli has
in Richards favor as a result hooli has no claim to ownership of Pied Pipers
no claim to ownership of Pied Pipers
no claim to ownership of Pied Pipers underlying IP the problem is that
underlying IP the problem is that
underlying IP the problem is that Richards phone dies with Pied Piper on
Richards phone dies with Pied Piper on
Richards phone dies with Pied Piper on the verge of deletion this amounts to an
the verge of deletion this amounts to an
the verge of deletion this amounts to an uproarious and even exciting race
uproarious and even exciting race
uproarious and even exciting race against the clock
against the clock
against the clock Richard faces one calamity after another
Richard faces one calamity after another
Richard faces one calamity after another and he loses his car keys tries to send
and he loses his car keys tries to send
and he loses his car keys tries to send an email and winds up just running to
an email and winds up just running to
an email and winds up just running to the house don’t delete it don’t delete
the house don’t delete it don’t delete
the house don’t delete it don’t delete it at first it appears that Richard is
it at first it appears that Richard is
it at first it appears that Richard is too late
too late
too late but luckily Pied Piper is reserved
but luckily Pied Piper is reserved
but luckily Pied Piper is reserved thanks to Dinesh’s garbage code the
thanks to Dinesh’s garbage code the
thanks to Dinesh’s garbage code the software you wrote to delete our
software you wrote to delete our
software you wrote to delete our software just shit the bed no sir
software just shit the bed no sir
software just shit the bed no sir number five Richard blows their cover if
number five Richard blows their cover if
number five Richard blows their cover if anyone catches wind of anything that
anyone catches wind of anything that
anyone catches wind of anything that we’ve done here we are this entire
we’ve done here we are this entire
we’ve done here we are this entire episode is like one big joke with a
episode is like one big joke with a
episode is like one big joke with a priceless punchline I’m willing to build
priceless punchline I’m willing to build
priceless punchline I’m willing to build a box Richard in the gang decide to
a box Richard in the gang decide to
a box Richard in the gang decide to build a Pied Piper platform in secrecy
build a Pied Piper platform in secrecy
build a Pied Piper platform in secrecy he thinks were being good little boys
he thinks were being good little boys
he thinks were being good little boys the guy spent the whole night devising a
the guy spent the whole night devising a
the guy spent the whole night devising a foolproof plan to develop the platform
foolproof plan to develop the platform
foolproof plan to develop the platform right under Jack Barker’s nose the
right under Jack Barker’s nose the
right under Jack Barker’s nose the audience is led to believe that this is
audience is led to believe that this is
audience is led to believe that this is the beginning of a major story art that
the beginning of a major story art that
the beginning of a major story art that will progress throughout the season
will progress throughout the season
will progress throughout the season instead we get the perfect anticlimax Oh
instead we get the perfect anticlimax Oh
instead we get the perfect anticlimax Oh Oh Richard Oh tripping over a hose
Oh Richard Oh tripping over a hose
Oh Richard Oh tripping over a hose Richard accidentally dropped several
Richard accidentally dropped several
Richard accidentally dropped several documents and reveals the team’s plan
documents and reveals the team’s plan
documents and reveals the team’s plan thus the top-secret project ends before
thus the top-secret project ends before
thus the top-secret project ends before it even gets started probably should
it even gets started probably should
it even gets started probably should have destroyed those documents at home
have destroyed those documents at home
have destroyed those documents at home Richard not your smoothest move number
Richard not your smoothest move number
Richard not your smoothest move number four the driverless car driverless car
four the driverless car driverless car
four the driverless car driverless car an autonomous car might seem like an
an autonomous car might seem like an
an autonomous car might seem like an incredible innovation if this subplot
incredible innovation if this subplot
incredible innovation if this subplot proves anything though it’s that
proves anything though it’s that
proves anything though it’s that driverless cars still have a long way to
driverless cars still have a long way to
driverless cars still have a long way to go Jared is overjoyed when a
go Jared is overjoyed when a
go Jared is overjoyed when a self-driving automobile picks him up
self-driving automobile picks him up
self-driving automobile picks him up unfortunately the car changes
unfortunately the car changes
unfortunately the car changes destinations to Peter Gregory Island
destinations to Peter Gregory Island
destinations to Peter Gregory Island which is over 4,000 miles away I’m sorry
which is over 4,000 miles away I’m sorry
which is over 4,000 miles away I’m sorry what mr. car we know what you’re
what mr. car we know what you’re
what mr. car we know what you’re thinking how can a car drive to an
thinking how can a car drive to an
thinking how can a car drive to an island well the car takes for Jared to a
island well the car takes for Jared to a
island well the car takes for Jared to a shipyard and drives him into a cargo
shipyard and drives him into a cargo
shipyard and drives him into a cargo container
container
container oh no no excuse me please
oh no no excuse me please
oh no no excuse me please unable to open the door he is sealed
unable to open the door he is sealed
unable to open the door he is sealed inside with a 103 hour journey ahead
inside with a 103 hour journey ahead
inside with a 103 hour journey ahead it’s a classic little problem that
it’s a classic little problem that
it’s a classic little problem that quickly escalates into a much bigger
quickly escalates into a much bigger
quickly escalates into a much bigger problem not to mention a definitive
problem not to mention a definitive
problem not to mention a definitive Jared moment
Jared moment
Jared moment and take me away number three Erlich
and take me away number three Erlich
and take me away number three Erlich slaps a kid hi
slaps a kid hi
slaps a kid hi which one was Earl ik is largely
which one was Earl ik is largely
which one was Earl ik is largely responsible for some of the funniest
responsible for some of the funniest
responsible for some of the funniest moments in the entire series in this
moments in the entire series in this
moments in the entire series in this scene finds him at his absolute best in
scene finds him at his absolute best in
scene finds him at his absolute best in desperate need of adderall to keep his
desperate need of adderall to keep his
desperate need of adderall to keep his young programmer friend awake Richard
young programmer friend awake Richard
young programmer friend awake Richard seeks out a young drug peddler and you
seeks out a young drug peddler and you
seeks out a young drug peddler and you guys currently on adderall and ya want
guys currently on adderall and ya want
guys currently on adderall and ya want to make $50 when Richard learns that the
to make $50 when Richard learns that the
to make $50 when Richard learns that the kid ripped him off he politely asked for
kid ripped him off he politely asked for
kid ripped him off he politely asked for some real adderall all he gets though is
some real adderall all he gets though is
some real adderall all he gets though is a demeaning flap I can give you some of
a demeaning flap I can give you some of
a demeaning flap I can give you some of this hey ya already full of pent-up
this hey ya already full of pent-up
this hey ya already full of pent-up frustration Erlich comes to Richard’s
frustration Erlich comes to Richard’s
frustration Erlich comes to Richard’s defense by smacking the little brat
defense by smacking the little brat
defense by smacking the little brat across the face you just brought piss to
across the face you just brought piss to
across the face you just brought piss to spite of them in epic fashion Erlich
spite of them in epic fashion Erlich
spite of them in epic fashion Erlich tosses the kids bike into the bushes and
tosses the kids bike into the bushes and
tosses the kids bike into the bushes and threatens his family Erlich may go a
threatens his family Erlich may go a
threatens his family Erlich may go a little overboard but it’s beyond
little overboard but it’s beyond
little overboard but it’s beyond satisfying seeing Church candy get his
satisfying seeing Church candy get his
satisfying seeing Church candy get his just desserts
just desserts
just desserts are you getting your teahouse you get me
are you getting your teahouse you get me
are you getting your teahouse you get me five adderall I want split your
five adderall I want split your
five adderall I want split your controller interest and number two
controller interest and number two
controller interest and number two Schrodinger’s Condor egg hey guys so
Schrodinger’s Condor egg hey guys so
Schrodinger’s Condor egg hey guys so almost two weeks since mother condors
almost two weeks since mother condors
almost two weeks since mother condors been to the nest do you think something
been to the nest do you think something
been to the nest do you think something might be wrong with the egg during a
might be wrong with the egg during a
might be wrong with the egg during a live stream of a condor egg Jared fears
live stream of a condor egg Jared fears
live stream of a condor egg Jared fears that the baby bird isn’t going to hatch
that the baby bird isn’t going to hatch
that the baby bird isn’t going to hatch this of course sparks a conversation
this of course sparks a conversation
this of course sparks a conversation about Schrodinger’s cat although the
about Schrodinger’s cat although the
about Schrodinger’s cat although the others advise Jared to leave it alone he
others advise Jared to leave it alone he
others advise Jared to leave it alone he decides to call the museum which results
decides to call the museum which results
decides to call the museum which results in the live stream being shut down when
in the live stream being shut down when
in the live stream being shut down when a technician arrives of the nest however
a technician arrives of the nest however
a technician arrives of the nest however he suffers a great fall while he doesn’t
he suffers a great fall while he doesn’t
he suffers a great fall while he doesn’t die it’s still jarring to see Silicon
die it’s still jarring to see Silicon
die it’s still jarring to see Silicon Valley enter 127 hours territory the
Valley enter 127 hours territory the
Valley enter 127 hours territory the fact that jared is kind of responsible
fact that jared is kind of responsible
fact that jared is kind of responsible for almost killing a guy only adds to
for almost killing a guy only adds to
for almost killing a guy only adds to the dark humor this is easily one of the
the dark humor this is easily one of the
the dark humor this is easily one of the most shocking moments in the series but
most shocking moments in the series but
most shocking moments in the series but it still prompts uncontrollable laughter
it still prompts uncontrollable laughter
it still prompts uncontrollable laughter I just got a text from Richard
I just got a text from Richard
I just got a text from Richard let me read it before we unveil our
let me read it before we unveil our
let me read it before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable
number one pick here are some honorable
number one pick here are some honorable mentions it never forgets and I assure
mentions it never forgets and I assure
mentions it never forgets and I assure you gentlemen of the hooli board and
you gentlemen of the hooli board and
you gentlemen of the hooli board and lady
lady
lady neither do I don’t tell me this is Zune
neither do I don’t tell me this is Zune
neither do I don’t tell me this is Zune bed
bed
bed I’m sorry Gavin a couple Maps bad
I’m sorry Gavin a couple Maps bad
I’m sorry Gavin a couple Maps bad I killed the BAM bot your fanboy you
I killed the BAM bot your fanboy you
I killed the BAM bot your fanboy you little Stanford my grill
number one the jerking off algorithm
number one the jerking off algorithm welcome everyone to a journey into the
welcome everyone to a journey into the
welcome everyone to a journey into the nucleus I hope that sucks at the
nucleus I hope that sucks at the
nucleus I hope that sucks at the TechCrunch startup battlefield Pied
TechCrunch startup battlefield Pied
TechCrunch startup battlefield Pied Piper goes head-to-head with hooli’s
Piper goes head-to-head with hooli’s
Piper goes head-to-head with hooli’s nucleus while both applications have the
nucleus while both applications have the
nucleus while both applications have the same Weissman score nucleus has the
same Weissman score nucleus has the
same Weissman score nucleus has the upper hand thanks to several additional
upper hand thanks to several additional
upper hand thanks to several additional features brainstorming ideas for their
features brainstorming ideas for their
features brainstorming ideas for their presentation Ehrlich suggests giving
presentation Ehrlich suggests giving
presentation Ehrlich suggests giving every guy in the audience a hand job
every guy in the audience a hand job
every guy in the audience a hand job we’re going to win even if I am to go
we’re going to win even if I am to go
we’re going to win even if I am to go into the auditorium and personally jerk
into the auditorium and personally jerk
into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience this
off every guy in the audience this
off every guy in the audience this prompts an extensive conversation about
prompts an extensive conversation about
prompts an extensive conversation about how Erlich could jerk off every crowd
how Erlich could jerk off every crowd
how Erlich could jerk off every crowd member in ten minutes so what we’re
member in ten minutes so what we’re
member in ten minutes so what we’re trying to do hypothetically is minimize
trying to do hypothetically is minimize
trying to do hypothetically is minimize time which is 800 dudes x mean jerk time
time which is 800 dudes x mean jerk time
time which is 800 dudes x mean jerk time divided by four dicks at a time the
divided by four dicks at a time the
divided by four dicks at a time the subject matter may be immature but this
subject matter may be immature but this
subject matter may be immature but this is quite possibly the most brilliantly
is quite possibly the most brilliantly
is quite possibly the most brilliantly written scene in the whole series
written scene in the whole series
written scene in the whole series furthermore it gives Richard a genius
furthermore it gives Richard a genius
furthermore it gives Richard a genius idea as he realizes how to improve Pied
idea as he realizes how to improve Pied
idea as he realizes how to improve Pied Pipers Weissman score overnight
Pipers Weissman score overnight
Pipers Weissman score overnight sometimes inspiration comes from the
sometimes inspiration comes from the
sometimes inspiration comes from the most unexpected places thread we got as
most unexpected places thread we got as
most unexpected places thread we got as a function of lambda sub JD a committal
a function of lambda sub JD a committal
a function of lambda sub JD a committal how queer you little house only $1,000
how queer you little house only $1,000
how queer you little house only $1,000 man-copter do you agree with our picks
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