sometimes beauty and brains are mutually exclusive such as welcome to
exclusive such as welcome to
exclusive such as welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 American
down our picks for the top 10 American
down our picks for the top 10 American beauty pageant fails I have to say the
beauty pageant fails I have to say the
beauty pageant fails I have to say the biggest risk I’ve ever taken was when I
biggest risk I’ve ever taken was when I
biggest risk I’ve ever taken was when I went to Canada number 10 the force is
went to Canada number 10 the force is
went to Canada number 10 the force is not with her we’ve watched enough
not with her we’ve watched enough
not with her we’ve watched enough pageants to know the talent portion is
pageants to know the talent portion is
pageants to know the talent portion is tricky no matter how good you are tap
tricky no matter how good you are tap
tricky no matter how good you are tap dancing and baton twirling is not him
dancing and baton twirling is not him
dancing and baton twirling is not him never was this more obvious than at
never was this more obvious than at
never was this more obvious than at 1993’s miss Arizona competition when
1993’s miss Arizona competition when
1993’s miss Arizona competition when Stacey hedger attempted to woo Star Wars
Stacey hedger attempted to woo Star Wars
Stacey hedger attempted to woo Star Wars nerds with an off-key disco rendition of
nerds with an off-key disco rendition of
nerds with an off-key disco rendition of the theme on trumpet with dancing
and she’s not the only one with a
and she’s not the only one with a bizarre Talent
[Music]
[Music] number nine the united states of hawaii
number nine the united states of hawaii
number nine the united states of hawaii things start off so well for miss Hawaii
things start off so well for miss Hawaii
things start off so well for miss Hawaii Nadine tanaga
Nadine tanaga
Nadine tanaga when she’s asked why she’s proud to be
when she’s asked why she’s proud to be
when she’s asked why she’s proud to be an American I am especially proud to be
an American I am especially proud to be
an American I am especially proud to be a first-generation American and a
a first-generation American and a
a first-generation American and a resident of Hawaii our youngest state
resident of Hawaii our youngest state
resident of Hawaii our youngest state but you can pinpoint the moment where
but you can pinpoint the moment where
but you can pinpoint the moment where she falls off the rails and believe in
she falls off the rails and believe in
she falls off the rails and believe in ourself from the rocky shores of Hawaii
ourself from the rocky shores of Hawaii
ourself from the rocky shores of Hawaii to the beautiful sandy beaches of Hawaii
to the beautiful sandy beaches of Hawaii
to the beautiful sandy beaches of Hawaii America is our home when Alan Thicke
America is our home when Alan Thicke
America is our home when Alan Thicke mocks you you know you’re in trouble a
mocks you you know you’re in trouble a
mocks you you know you’re in trouble a wonderfully versatile state you have
wonderfully versatile state you have
wonderfully versatile state you have there she must be in that one-fifth of
there she must be in that one-fifth of
there she must be in that one-fifth of us Americans that don’t have maps don’t
us Americans that don’t have maps don’t
us Americans that don’t have maps don’t know what we’re talking about give it a
know what we’re talking about give it a
know what we’re talking about give it a minute number eight prostitutes are the
minute number eight prostitutes are the
minute number eight prostitutes are the paradigm of purity when Miss Ohio audrey
paradigm of purity when Miss Ohio audrey
paradigm of purity when Miss Ohio audrey bolt was asked at the 2012 Miss USA
bolt was asked at the 2012 Miss USA
bolt was asked at the 2012 Miss USA pageant about the portrayal of women in
pageant about the portrayal of women in
pageant about the portrayal of women in the media she spit out the first thing
the media she spit out the first thing
the media she spit out the first thing that came to mind and the beginning of
that came to mind and the beginning of
that came to mind and the beginning of her answer is almost passable I think it
her answer is almost passable I think it
her answer is almost passable I think it depends on the movie I think there are
depends on the movie I think there are
depends on the movie I think there are some movies that depict women in a very
some movies that depict women in a very
some movies that depict women in a very positive role and then some movies that
positive role and then some movies that
positive role and then some movies that put them in a little bit more of a
put them in a little bit more of a
put them in a little bit more of a negative role until such as movie pretty
negative role until such as movie pretty
negative role until such as movie pretty woman we had a wonderful beautiful woman
woman we had a wonderful beautiful woman
woman we had a wonderful beautiful woman Julia Roberts and she was having a rough
Julia Roberts and she was having a rough
Julia Roberts and she was having a rough time but you know what she came out on
time but you know what she came out on
time but you know what she came out on top and she didn’t let anybody stay on
top and she didn’t let anybody stay on
top and she didn’t let anybody stay on her path it’s pretty woman the most
her path it’s pretty woman the most
her path it’s pretty woman the most bizarre film choice no but it’s up there
bizarre film choice no but it’s up there
bizarre film choice no but it’s up there especially if you’re glossing over the
especially if you’re glossing over the
especially if you’re glossing over the fact that Julia Roberts character is
fact that Julia Roberts character is
fact that Julia Roberts character is well a hooker number seven the courage
well a hooker number seven the courage
well a hooker number seven the courage of her convictions health care in the
of her convictions health care in the
of her convictions health care in the United States is a contentious issue and
United States is a contentious issue and
United States is a contentious issue and no one knows that better than miss
no one knows that better than miss
no one knows that better than miss Arizona Alisha Monique Blanco at the
Arizona Alisha Monique Blanco at the
Arizona Alisha Monique Blanco at the 2009 Miss USA pageant she was asked
2009 Miss USA pageant she was asked
2009 Miss USA pageant she was asked whether health care should be a benefit
whether health care should be a benefit
whether health care should be a benefit of citizenship to the country somehow
of citizenship to the country somehow
of citizenship to the country somehow blanco turned it into a matter of right
blanco turned it into a matter of right
blanco turned it into a matter of right or wrong and avoided mentioning health
or wrong and avoided mentioning health
or wrong and avoided mentioning health care in any way shape or form during her
care in any way shape or form during her
care in any way shape or form during her response but such conviction is an issue
response but such conviction is an issue
response but such conviction is an issue of integrity regardless of which
of integrity regardless of which
of integrity regardless of which and of the political spectrum that I
and of the political spectrum that I
and of the political spectrum that I stand on I’ve been raised in the family
stand on I’ve been raised in the family
stand on I’ve been raised in the family to know right from wrong
to know right from wrong
to know right from wrong and politics whether or not you fall in
and politics whether or not you fall in
and politics whether or not you fall in the middle the left or the right it’s an
the middle the left or the right it’s an
the middle the left or the right it’s an issue of integrity whatever your opinion
issue of integrity whatever your opinion
issue of integrity whatever your opinion is a nice day I with the utmost
is a nice day I with the utmost
is a nice day I with the utmost conviction thank you very much
conviction thank you very much
conviction thank you very much [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] number six crackpot scientific theories
number six crackpot scientific theories
number six crackpot scientific theories no I do not believe in evolution I do
no I do not believe in evolution I do
no I do not believe in evolution I do not think it should be taught in schools
not think it should be taught in schools
not think it should be taught in schools and was this question designed to trip
and was this question designed to trip
and was this question designed to trip up contestants the 2011 Miss USA
up contestants the 2011 Miss USA
up contestants the 2011 Miss USA competitors were asked a series of
competitors were asked a series of
competitors were asked a series of pre-interview questions that ranged from
pre-interview questions that ranged from
pre-interview questions that ranged from would you use an online dating site to
would you use an online dating site to
would you use an online dating site to what’s your opinion on nude photo shoots
what’s your opinion on nude photo shoots
what’s your opinion on nude photo shoots so the query about evolution being
so the query about evolution being
so the query about evolution being taught in schools was outta left field
taught in schools was outta left field
taught in schools was outta left field answers varied but far too many agreed
answers varied but far too many agreed
answers varied but far too many agreed that schools shouldn’t teach so-called
that schools shouldn’t teach so-called
that schools shouldn’t teach so-called theories so math so to them either way
theories so math so to them either way
theories so math so to them either way somebody’s gonna be offended so I would
somebody’s gonna be offended so I would
somebody’s gonna be offended so I would say yes but you know somebody’s mad now
say yes but you know somebody’s mad now
say yes but you know somebody’s mad now number five Equal Opportunity nonsense
number five Equal Opportunity nonsense
number five Equal Opportunity nonsense affirmative action is is important in
affirmative action is is important in
affirmative action is is important in your career and I think that they they
your career and I think that they they
your career and I think that they they work together as long as there have been
work together as long as there have been
work together as long as there have been beauty contests there have been
beauty contests there have been
beauty contests there have been beautiful girls miss speaking their
beautiful girls miss speaking their
beautiful girls miss speaking their minds during 1995’s Miss USA competition
minds during 1995’s Miss USA competition
minds during 1995’s Miss USA competition miss Minnesota Angelique de maison was
miss Minnesota Angelique de maison was
miss Minnesota Angelique de maison was asked miss Minnesota do you think that
asked miss Minnesota do you think that
asked miss Minnesota do you think that your career prospects would be affected
your career prospects would be affected
your career prospects would be affected if affirmative action were dismantled
if affirmative action were dismantled
if affirmative action were dismantled long story short affirmative action has
long story short affirmative action has
long story short affirmative action has to do with equal opportunity employment
to do with equal opportunity employment
to do with equal opportunity employment but miss Minnesota clearly doesn’t know
but miss Minnesota clearly doesn’t know
but miss Minnesota clearly doesn’t know that as evidenced by the wide eyes and
that as evidenced by the wide eyes and
that as evidenced by the wide eyes and repeat requests
repeat requests
repeat requests I’m sorry could you repeat the question
I’m sorry could you repeat the question
I’m sorry could you repeat the question she soon regains her composure to give a
she soon regains her composure to give a
she soon regains her composure to give a completely clumsy and inappropriate
completely clumsy and inappropriate
completely clumsy and inappropriate response if you if you stand strong on
response if you if you stand strong on
response if you if you stand strong on what you believe that you should you
what you believe that you should you
what you believe that you should you should use that in all aspects of your
should use that in all aspects of your
should use that in all aspects of your life including your career I know that I
life including your career I know that I
life including your career I know that I do thank you alright that’s miss
do thank you alright that’s miss
do thank you alright that’s miss Minnesota don’t go
Minnesota don’t go
Minnesota don’t go number four an inoculation for idiocy
number four an inoculation for idiocy
number four an inoculation for idiocy we’ll start this one by giving credit
we’ll start this one by giving credit
we’ll start this one by giving credit where credit is due
where credit is due
where credit is due more pageant contestants should admit
more pageant contestants should admit
more pageant contestants should admit they don’t understand if that’s the case
they don’t understand if that’s the case
they don’t understand if that’s the case fortunately for Miss California Lea
fortunately for Miss California Lea
fortunately for Miss California Lea Cecil this interview took place before
Cecil this interview took place before
Cecil this interview took place before the 2013 Miss America pageant
the 2013 Miss America pageant
the 2013 Miss America pageant unfortunately cameras were rolling
unfortunately cameras were rolling
unfortunately cameras were rolling anyway when she was asked about her
anyway when she was asked about her
anyway when she was asked about her opinion on the legalization of
opinion on the legalization of
opinion on the legalization of euthanasia you know that’s actually one
euthanasia you know that’s actually one
euthanasia you know that’s actually one thing that I’m not very educated on so I
thing that I’m not very educated on so I
thing that I’m not very educated on so I need to look up on on exactly what that
need to look up on on exactly what that
need to look up on on exactly what that means okay but I do know it’s a vaccine
means okay but I do know it’s a vaccine
means okay but I do know it’s a vaccine correct
correct
correct no euthanasia is assisted suicide we’re
no euthanasia is assisted suicide we’re
no euthanasia is assisted suicide we’re guessing by now she’s an expert on the
guessing by now she’s an expert on the
guessing by now she’s an expert on the subject
subject
subject number three H Paradis hilarity you’d
number three H Paradis hilarity you’d
number three H Paradis hilarity you’d think by now these girls would focus
think by now these girls would focus
think by now these girls would focus more on interview prep but alas a 2013
more on interview prep but alas a 2013
more on interview prep but alas a 2013 Miss USA pageant miss Utah Marissa pal
Miss USA pageant miss Utah Marissa pal
Miss USA pageant miss Utah Marissa pal figuratively face-planted when asked why
figuratively face-planted when asked why
figuratively face-planted when asked why women still earn less than men I think
women still earn less than men I think
women still earn less than men I think we can relate this back to education
we can relate this back to education
we can relate this back to education how we are after a gibberish Laden run
how we are after a gibberish Laden run
how we are after a gibberish Laden run on Powell admits defeat and flashes the
on Powell admits defeat and flashes the
on Powell admits defeat and flashes the I have no idea where I’m going with this
I have no idea where I’m going with this
I have no idea where I’m going with this smile and then it gets worse I think
smile and then it gets worse I think
smile and then it gets worse I think especially the men are seen as the
especially the men are seen as the
especially the men are seen as the leaders of this and so we need to try to
leaders of this and so we need to try to
leaders of this and so we need to try to figure out how to create education
figure out how to create education
figure out how to create education better so that we can solve this problem
better so that we can solve this problem
better so that we can solve this problem thank you thank you Utah Thank You Sudan
thank you thank you Utah Thank You Sudan
thank you thank you Utah Thank You Sudan all’s well that ends well though she won
all’s well that ends well though she won
all’s well that ends well though she won Miss Photogenic number two marriage
Miss Photogenic number two marriage
Miss Photogenic number two marriage inequality controversy reigned at 2009’s
inequality controversy reigned at 2009’s
inequality controversy reigned at 2009’s Miss USA pageant where the girls were
Miss USA pageant where the girls were
Miss USA pageant where the girls were asked fairly politicized questions but
asked fairly politicized questions but
asked fairly politicized questions but none got as much press as Miss
none got as much press as Miss
none got as much press as Miss California Carrie Prejean when she was
California Carrie Prejean when she was
California Carrie Prejean when she was probed by openly gay personality Perez
probed by openly gay personality Perez
probed by openly gay personality Perez Hilton about same-sex marriage we live
Hilton about same-sex marriage we live
Hilton about same-sex marriage we live in a land that you can choose same-sex
in a land that you can choose same-sex
in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage and you
marriage or opposite marriage and you
marriage or opposite marriage and you know what in my country and in my family
know what in my country and in my family
know what in my country and in my family I think that I believe that a marriage
I think that I believe that a marriage
I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman no
should be between a man and a woman no
should be between a man and a woman no offense to anybody out there but that’s
offense to anybody out there but that’s
offense to anybody out there but that’s how I was raised and that’s how I think
how I was raised and that’s how I think
how I was raised and that’s how I think that it should be between a man and a
that it should be between a man and a
that it should be between a man and a woman praise John is entitled to her
woman praise John is entitled to her
woman praise John is entitled to her opinion but she bombed because she
opinion but she bombed because she
opinion but she bombed because she didn’t sympathize with everyone she was
didn’t sympathize with everyone she was
didn’t sympathize with everyone she was competing to represent and we didn’t
competing to represent and we didn’t
competing to represent and we didn’t even mention opposite marriage were the
even mention opposite marriage were the
even mention opposite marriage were the sixties I don’t think that needs to be
sixties I don’t think that needs to be
sixties I don’t think that needs to be discussed right now number one truth
discussed right now number one truth
discussed right now number one truth justice and the US American Way Miss
justice and the US American Way Miss
justice and the US American Way Miss South Carolina Caitlyn Upton’s
South Carolina Caitlyn Upton’s
South Carolina Caitlyn Upton’s is the face that launched a thousand
is the face that launched a thousand
is the face that launched a thousand means it’s 2007’s Miss Teen USA
means it’s 2007’s Miss Teen USA
means it’s 2007’s Miss Teen USA competition and Upton’s asked why one
competition and Upton’s asked why one
competition and Upton’s asked why one fifth of Americans can’t find the United
fifth of Americans can’t find the United
fifth of Americans can’t find the United States on a map what follows is a string
States on a map what follows is a string
States on a map what follows is a string of buzz words war garble and random
of buzz words war garble and random
of buzz words war garble and random references to south africa and the iraq
references to south africa and the iraq
references to south africa and the iraq i believe that our education like such
i believe that our education like such
i believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq
as in South Africa and the Iraq
as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and by the way
everywhere like such as and by the way
everywhere like such as and by the way we’ve never found such as on a map kudos
we’ve never found such as on a map kudos
we’ve never found such as on a map kudos to Mario Lopez for keeping it together
to Mario Lopez for keeping it together
to Mario Lopez for keeping it together thank you very much South
thank you very much South
thank you very much South do you agree with our list which beauty
do you agree with our list which beauty
do you agree with our list which beauty pageant trainwreck could you not look
pageant trainwreck could you not look
pageant trainwreck could you not look away from for more top 10s about your
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