some words should simply never be spoken let alone some welcome to watchmojo.com
let alone some welcome to watchmojo.com
let alone some welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our
and today we’ll be counting down our
and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 awkward music
picks for the top 10 awkward music
picks for the top 10 awkward music lyrics give it to me baby
lyrics give it to me baby
lyrics give it to me baby nice slow climb one like you in a rodeo
nice slow climb one like you in a rodeo
nice slow climb one like you in a rodeo for this list we’re taking a look at
for this list we’re taking a look at
for this list we’re taking a look at songs full of verses that range from
songs full of verses that range from
songs full of verses that range from outlandish to misguided to just plain
outlandish to misguided to just plain
outlandish to misguided to just plain wrong
wrong
wrong King got your dick caught dogfights and
King got your dick caught dogfights and
King got your dick caught dogfights and y’all all have it in the pocket are
y’all all have it in the pocket are
y’all all have it in the pocket are fresh out of the totally do anything for
fresh out of the totally do anything for
fresh out of the totally do anything for gluten Kim poster number 10
gluten Kim poster number 10
gluten Kim poster number 10 detachable penis king missile I woke up
detachable penis king missile I woke up
detachable penis king missile I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my
this morning with a bad hangover and my
this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again this happens all
penis was missing again this happens all
penis was missing again this happens all the time the title alone is enough to
the time the title alone is enough to
the time the title alone is enough to tell you just how awkward this song is
tell you just how awkward this song is
tell you just how awkward this song is from the avant-garde rock band King
from the avant-garde rock band King
from the avant-garde rock band King missile the lyrics to detachable penis
missile the lyrics to detachable penis
missile the lyrics to detachable penis tell the tale of a hungover man who
tell the tale of a hungover man who
tell the tale of a hungover man who wakes up to find his removable dong is
wakes up to find his removable dong is
wakes up to find his removable dong is missing again I’ve got a few people were
missing again I’ve got a few people were
missing again I’ve got a few people were in the party but
in the party but
in the party but I was starting to get desperate
I was starting to get desperate
I was starting to get desperate I really don’t like being without my
I really don’t like being without my
I really don’t like being without my penis for too long his morning consists
penis for too long his morning consists
penis for too long his morning consists of searching his apartment making phone
of searching his apartment making phone
of searching his apartment making phone calls and ultimately buying his
calls and ultimately buying his
calls and ultimately buying his misplaced Johnson back from a street
misplaced Johnson back from a street
misplaced Johnson back from a street vendor some guy was showing it I had to
vendor some guy was showing it I had to
vendor some guy was showing it I had to buy it off him he wanted 22 bucks but I
buy it off him he wanted 22 bucks but I
buy it off him he wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17 Jon s hauls
talked him down to 17 Jon s hauls
talked him down to 17 Jon s hauls delivery only makes detachable penis
delivery only makes detachable penis
delivery only makes detachable penis more bizarre almost giving it the
more bizarre almost giving it the
more bizarre almost giving it the essence of a stand-up routine meets a
essence of a stand-up routine meets a
essence of a stand-up routine meets a haunting acid trip
number nine get in the ring guns and
number nine get in the ring guns and roses
yet in the ring is guns and roses way of
yet in the ring is guns and roses way of saying cue to music journalists magazine
saying cue to music journalists magazine
saying cue to music journalists magazine bigwigs and any punks in the press
essentially challenging all these
essentially challenging all these bitches to a fight the heavy metal band
bitches to a fight the heavy metal band
bitches to a fight the heavy metal band spouts one obscene word after another
spouts one obscene word after another
spouts one obscene word after another getting the ring is the perfect song to
getting the ring is the perfect song to
getting the ring is the perfect song to play if you’re a pissed-off rocker
play if you’re a pissed-off rocker
play if you’re a pissed-off rocker looking to rock out alone in your room
looking to rock out alone in your room
looking to rock out alone in your room that goes for all you punks and oppress
that goes for all you punks and oppress
that goes for all you punks and oppress don’t want to start shit by pretty lines
don’t want to start shit by pretty lines
don’t want to start shit by pretty lines if the song were played at a party
if the song were played at a party
if the song were played at a party though the foul-mouthed lyrics and
though the foul-mouthed lyrics and
though the foul-mouthed lyrics and negative vibes would definitely turn a
negative vibes would definitely turn a
negative vibes would definitely turn a lot of people off especially if that
lot of people off especially if that
lot of people off especially if that party was filled with the people named
party was filled with the people named
party was filled with the people named in the song
by anaconda don’t my anaconda berate
by anaconda don’t my anaconda berate anaconda Nicki Minaj Blake 20 boys and
anaconda Nicki Minaj Blake 20 boys and
anaconda Nicki Minaj Blake 20 boys and live in Detroit they big dope than the
live in Detroit they big dope than the
live in Detroit they big dope than the money he was getting some point when
money he was getting some point when
money he was getting some point when Nicki Minaj released the song stupid ho
Nicki Minaj released the song stupid ho
Nicki Minaj released the song stupid ho we thought she had reached the summit of
we thought she had reached the summit of
we thought she had reached the summit of awkward lyrics how do a stupid help ya
awkward lyrics how do a stupid help ya
awkward lyrics how do a stupid help ya do it was with anaconda however Nicki
do it was with anaconda however Nicki
do it was with anaconda however Nicki proved that she hadn’t even reached the
proved that she hadn’t even reached the
proved that she hadn’t even reached the halfway point of that awkward Mountain
like many of Minaj’s songs the lyrics to
like many of Minaj’s songs the lyrics to anaconda fly by so fast it’s difficult
anaconda fly by so fast it’s difficult
anaconda fly by so fast it’s difficult to catch them all at first but when you
to catch them all at first but when you
to catch them all at first but when you really listen to the words the lyrics
really listen to the words the lyrics
really listen to the words the lyrics allegedly tell a raunchy narrative about
allegedly tell a raunchy narrative about
allegedly tell a raunchy narrative about a lust for drugs
a lust for drugs
a lust for drugs a lust for an anaconda and a lust for
a lust for an anaconda and a lust for
a lust for an anaconda and a lust for even bigger buns but oh my gosh
number seven candy shop 50 cent
number seven candy shop 50 cent featuring Olivia
featuring Olivia
featuring Olivia so I take you to the candy shop in 50
so I take you to the candy shop in 50
so I take you to the candy shop in 50 Cent’s candy shop a candy man and a
Cent’s candy shop a candy man and a
Cent’s candy shop a candy man and a ladies man are one and the same
ladies man are one and the same
ladies man are one and the same although the wholesome title suggests
although the wholesome title suggests
although the wholesome title suggests otherwise candy shop is about devouring
otherwise candy shop is about devouring
otherwise candy shop is about devouring a different kind of dark chocolate you
a different kind of dark chocolate you
a different kind of dark chocolate you can have it your way
can have it your way
can have it your way how do you want it you gonna back that
how do you want it you gonna back that
how do you want it you gonna back that thing up or should I push up or in
thing up or should I push up or in
thing up or should I push up or in temperature rising okay just go to the
temperature rising okay just go to the
temperature rising okay just go to the next level there’s four jam-packed
next level there’s four jam-packed
next level there’s four jam-packed artists at eco the song tries to be sexy
artists at eco the song tries to be sexy
artists at eco the song tries to be sexy and alluring but it’s hard to take candy
and alluring but it’s hard to take candy
and alluring but it’s hard to take candy shop too seriously with lyrics like I’ll
shop too seriously with lyrics like I’ll
shop too seriously with lyrics like I’ll let you lick the lollipop and in short
let you lick the lollipop and in short
let you lick the lollipop and in short it’s probably not the best idea to mix
it’s probably not the best idea to mix
it’s probably not the best idea to mix food and sex together yeah your money
food and sex together yeah your money
food and sex together yeah your money come on man
come on man
come on man I’m got all day what’s going on 1587
I’m got all day what’s going on 1587
I’m got all day what’s going on 1587 come on I miss sitting here number six
come on I miss sitting here number six
come on I miss sitting here number six let’s talk about sex salt and pepper
hopefully you learned about the birds
hopefully you learned about the birds and the bees from your family or school
and the bees from your family or school
and the bees from your family or school and not from this hip-hop number let’s
and not from this hip-hop number let’s
and not from this hip-hop number let’s talk about sex touches base on the
talk about sex touches base on the
talk about sex touches base on the censorship of sex and media and how
censorship of sex and media and how
censorship of sex and media and how there’s no shame in exploring these
there’s no shame in exploring these
there’s no shame in exploring these sexual urges hot two-track McKenney man
sexual urges hot two-track McKenney man
sexual urges hot two-track McKenney man body pops to you but she got to get
body pops to you but she got to get
body pops to you but she got to get whatever she don’t got fellas drew like
whatever she don’t got fellas drew like
whatever she don’t got fellas drew like fools but then again they’re only new
fools but then again they’re only new
fools but then again they’re only new miss the chick was a hit because the
miss the chick was a hit because the
miss the chick was a hit because the body was woman when it came out in the
body was woman when it came out in the
body was woman when it came out in the early 90s this hit single from salt and
early 90s this hit single from salt and
early 90s this hit single from salt and pepper might have been considered
pepper might have been considered
pepper might have been considered jarring and daring in its subject matter
nowadays though it’s enjoyably corny
nowadays though it’s enjoyably corny lyrics seem like something out of an
lyrics seem like something out of an
lyrics seem like something out of an after-school special promoting safe sex
what we have here is subject to
what we have here is subject to controversy number 5 I want to sex you
controversy number 5 I want to sex you
controversy number 5 I want to sex you up Color Me badd come inside take a feel
up Color Me badd come inside take a feel
up Color Me badd come inside take a feel have you ever used the phrase I want to
have you ever used the phrase I want to
have you ever used the phrase I want to sex you up to pick up a foxy lady did it
sex you up to pick up a foxy lady did it
sex you up to pick up a foxy lady did it work
work
work we didn’t think so that’s one of the
we didn’t think so that’s one of the
we didn’t think so that’s one of the reasons why this song from Color Me badd
reasons why this song from Color Me badd
reasons why this song from Color Me badd comes off as so ungainly and be light a
comes off as so ungainly and be light a
comes off as so ungainly and be light a candle so we can make it love a chilly
candle so we can make it love a chilly
candle so we can make it love a chilly dress
the lyrics aren’t so much deductive as
the lyrics aren’t so much deductive as they are hilarious expressing the RMV
they are hilarious expressing the RMV
they are hilarious expressing the RMV group’s desire to make sweet lovin all
group’s desire to make sweet lovin all
group’s desire to make sweet lovin all night long
night long
night long imagine a guy who thinks he’s a swingin
imagine a guy who thinks he’s a swingin
imagine a guy who thinks he’s a swingin player but also goes home alone
nevertheless it’s admittedly a hard song
nevertheless it’s admittedly a hard song not to shamefully dance to number four
not to shamefully dance to number four
not to shamefully dance to number four bring your whole crew
bring your whole crew
bring your whole crew DMX I got blood on my hands and there’s
DMX I got blood on my hands and there’s
DMX I got blood on my hands and there’s no remorse I got blood on my dick cuz I
no remorse I got blood on my dick cuz I
no remorse I got blood on my dick cuz I the sound of DMX screaming is the first
the sound of DMX screaming is the first
the sound of DMX screaming is the first sign that bring your whole crew is going
sign that bring your whole crew is going
sign that bring your whole crew is going to be an uncomfortable experience DMX
to be an uncomfortable experience DMX
to be an uncomfortable experience DMX has had a handful of run-ins with the
has had a handful of run-ins with the
has had a handful of run-ins with the law over the years this hardcore hip-hop
law over the years this hardcore hip-hop
law over the years this hardcore hip-hop song doesn’t exactly help the rapper’s
song doesn’t exactly help the rapper’s
song doesn’t exactly help the rapper’s image as he sings about some of the most
image as he sings about some of the most
image as he sings about some of the most heinous crimes imaginable from first
heinous crimes imaginable from first
heinous crimes imaginable from first degree murder to defiling a corpse
degree murder to defiling a corpse
degree murder to defiling a corpse so I paint the walls but it’s love
so I paint the walls but it’s love
so I paint the walls but it’s love enough addicting mud the constant use of
enough addicting mud the constant use of
enough addicting mud the constant use of the n-word doesn’t make bring your whole
the n-word doesn’t make bring your whole
the n-word doesn’t make bring your whole crew any easier to listen to then again
crew any easier to listen to then again
crew any easier to listen to then again it’s not aiming to be a feel-good tune
it’s not aiming to be a feel-good tune
it’s not aiming to be a feel-good tune bring his whole crew is just a bigger
bring his whole crew is just a bigger
bring his whole crew is just a bigger piece of cake for me get you a ho
Oh
Oh number three how many licks Lil Kim a
number three how many licks Lil Kim a
number three how many licks Lil Kim a lot of places seen a lot of faceless oh
lot of places seen a lot of faceless oh
lot of places seen a lot of faceless oh hell I go with different races it isn’t
hell I go with different races it isn’t
hell I go with different races it isn’t nice to boast about all the people
nice to boast about all the people
nice to boast about all the people you’ve had intercourse with little Kim
you’ve had intercourse with little Kim
you’ve had intercourse with little Kim gives the listener a rundown of her many
gives the listener a rundown of her many
gives the listener a rundown of her many male lovers damn from down south you
male lovers damn from down south you
male lovers damn from down south you said like me to spank such as a white
said like me to spank such as a white
said like me to spank such as a white dude named John dan from down south and
dude named John dan from down south and
dude named John dan from down south and an Italian named Tony Johnny he was a
an Italian named Tony Johnny he was a
an Italian named Tony Johnny he was a dad Pingu that’s what I liked about huh
dad Pingu that’s what I liked about huh
dad Pingu that’s what I liked about huh it would appear they all found out how
it would appear they all found out how
it would appear they all found out how many licks it takes to get to the center
many licks it takes to get to the center
many licks it takes to get to the center of the human Tootsie Pop that is a
of the human Tootsie Pop that is a
of the human Tootsie Pop that is a little Kim as for the rest of the world
little Kim as for the rest of the world
little Kim as for the rest of the world will likely never know too much
will likely never know too much
will likely never know too much information will
number two closer Nine Inch Nails do
number two closer Nine Inch Nails do violation closer by Nine Inch Nails is
violation closer by Nine Inch Nails is
violation closer by Nine Inch Nails is basically a laundry list of different
basically a laundry list of different
basically a laundry list of different ways to tell a person that you want to
ways to tell a person that you want to
ways to tell a person that you want to have sex with them
none of which are even pg-13-rated at
none of which are even pg-13-rated at least that’s what the song sounds like
least that’s what the song sounds like
least that’s what the song sounds like with lyrics like
singer-songwriter Trent Reznor actually
singer-songwriter Trent Reznor actually intended closer to promote a message
intended closer to promote a message
intended closer to promote a message about obsession and self-loathing the
about obsession and self-loathing the
about obsession and self-loathing the meaning clearly got lost in the
meaning clearly got lost in the
meaning clearly got lost in the misleading lyrics though before we sing
misleading lyrics though before we sing
misleading lyrics though before we sing along with our top pick here are a few
along with our top pick here are a few
along with our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
the topic of rape is enough to make any
the topic of rape is enough to make any person uneasy after all
person uneasy after all
person uneasy after all it’s one of the most despicable acts any
it’s one of the most despicable acts any
it’s one of the most despicable acts any human being can commit
according to Kurt Cobain Nirvana’s rape
according to Kurt Cobain Nirvana’s rape me is supposed to be an anti rape ballad
me is supposed to be an anti rape ballad
me is supposed to be an anti rape ballad no matter how you interpret the song
no matter how you interpret the song
no matter how you interpret the song though rape me are two words nobody
though rape me are two words nobody
though rape me are two words nobody wants to hear over and over again
the lyrics appropriately leave the
the lyrics appropriately leave the listener with the impression that they
listener with the impression that they
listener with the impression that they themselves have been violated easily
themselves have been violated easily
themselves have been violated easily making rape me some of the most awkward
making rape me some of the most awkward
making rape me some of the most awkward music lyrics of all time
do you agree with our list what lyrics
do you agree with our list what lyrics do you find most awkward pussies
do you find most awkward pussies
do you find most awkward pussies possessed asleep now we call em mean ice
possessed asleep now we call em mean ice
possessed asleep now we call em mean ice for more top 10 published daily be sure
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to subscribe to watchmojo.com I saw my
to subscribe to watchmojo.com I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a
penis lying on a blanket next to a
penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven some guy was selling
broken toaster oven some guy was selling
broken toaster oven some guy was selling it
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