the first date is always awkward but these ones will scar any hopeless
these ones will scar any hopeless
these ones will scar any hopeless romantic for life welcome to
romantic for life welcome to
romantic for life welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten awkward
down our picks for the top ten awkward
down our picks for the top ten awkward movie dates Oh coming on my neck leave a
movie dates Oh coming on my neck leave a
movie dates Oh coming on my neck leave a Domingo embarrass myself on a first date
Domingo embarrass myself on a first date
Domingo embarrass myself on a first date Oh for this list we’re taking a look at
Oh for this list we’re taking a look at
Oh for this list we’re taking a look at big screen romantic outings that started
big screen romantic outings that started
big screen romantic outings that started off fine and dandy until they amounted
off fine and dandy until they amounted
off fine and dandy until they amounted to that awkward moment right look I go
to that awkward moment right look I go
to that awkward moment right look I go to the prom with you later relax you
to the prom with you later relax you
to the prom with you later relax you already laid the tracks that’s the hot
already laid the tracks that’s the hot
already laid the tracks that’s the hot pot number ten I like to wear women’s
pot number ten I like to wear women’s
pot number ten I like to wear women’s clothes Ed Wood Edward D Wood jr. had
clothes Ed Wood Edward D Wood jr. had
clothes Ed Wood Edward D Wood jr. had its fair share of baggage but few would
its fair share of baggage but few would
its fair share of baggage but few would deny that the director was a passionate
deny that the director was a passionate
deny that the director was a passionate determined and all-around cheerful guy
determined and all-around cheerful guy
determined and all-around cheerful guy Oh stuck when he stranded on a
Oh stuck when he stranded on a
Oh stuck when he stranded on a broken-down carnival ride with his
broken-down carnival ride with his
broken-down carnival ride with his future wife Cathy wood decides to
future wife Cathy wood decides to
future wife Cathy wood decides to divulge his greatest secret Cathy I’m
divulge his greatest secret Cathy I’m
divulge his greatest secret Cathy I’m about to tell you something that I never
about to tell you something that I never
about to tell you something that I never told any girl on a first date his guilty
told any girl on a first date his guilty
told any girl on a first date his guilty pleasure of cross-dressing I like to
pleasure of cross-dressing I like to
pleasure of cross-dressing I like to wear women’s clothes while most women
wear women’s clothes while most women
wear women’s clothes while most women would be running for the hills
would be running for the hills
would be running for the hills Cathy decides to accept this
Cathy decides to accept this
Cathy decides to accept this delightfully quirky fella for who he is
delightfully quirky fella for who he is
delightfully quirky fella for who he is okay
okay
okay it goes to show that sometimes it’s best
it goes to show that sometimes it’s best
it goes to show that sometimes it’s best to get everything out in the open on the
to get everything out in the open on the
to get everything out in the open on the first date
first date
first date [Music]
number nine laundromat date anchorman 2
number nine laundromat date anchorman 2 the legend continues
it’s hard to imagine anyone could
it’s hard to imagine anyone could possibly be more awkward than brick
possibly be more awkward than brick
possibly be more awkward than brick Tamland the weatherman meets his match
Tamland the weatherman meets his match
Tamland the weatherman meets his match in the sequel to anchorman however upon
in the sequel to anchorman however upon
in the sequel to anchorman however upon encountering incompetent office worker
encountering incompetent office worker
encountering incompetent office worker Johnny lasnamäe can I ask you a
Johnny lasnamäe can I ask you a
Johnny lasnamäe can I ask you a personal question like a five-year-old
personal question like a five-year-old
personal question like a five-year-old on the playground the shy brick asks
on the playground the shy brick asks
on the playground the shy brick asks Johnny to go on a date with him can we
Johnny to go on a date with him can we
Johnny to go on a date with him can we go to a date as strange as it sounds a
go to a date as strange as it sounds a
go to a date as strange as it sounds a laundromat is the perfect romantic
laundromat is the perfect romantic
laundromat is the perfect romantic setting for these empty-headed lovebirds
setting for these empty-headed lovebirds
setting for these empty-headed lovebirds after downing several sodas the two
after downing several sodas the two
after downing several sodas the two engage in their first kiss and throw
engage in their first kiss and throw
engage in their first kiss and throw themselves a pants party talk about an
themselves a pants party talk about an
themselves a pants party talk about an upgrade from shoulder touching
number eight hard-on the size of Florida
number eight hard-on the size of Florida the Fisher King you’ll probably want
the Fisher King you’ll probably want
the Fisher King you’ll probably want come upstairs for some coffee Perry is a
come upstairs for some coffee Perry is a
come upstairs for some coffee Perry is a delusional homeless man who lost his
delusional homeless man who lost his
delusional homeless man who lost his wife and his sanity in a shooting find
wife and his sanity in a shooting find
wife and his sanity in a shooting find some pretty wonderful things in the
some pretty wonderful things in the
some pretty wonderful things in the trash
trash
trash Lydia is the mousy recluse he’s been
Lydia is the mousy recluse he’s been
Lydia is the mousy recluse he’s been following without ever directly
following without ever directly
following without ever directly approaching you don’t have to say that
approaching you don’t have to say that
approaching you don’t have to say that this scene from the Fisher King strikes
this scene from the Fisher King strikes
this scene from the Fisher King strikes the perfect balance between
the perfect balance between
the perfect balance between uncomfortable and romantic as Perry
uncomfortable and romantic as Perry
uncomfortable and romantic as Perry confesses his hard-on for Lydia I have a
confesses his hard-on for Lydia I have a
confesses his hard-on for Lydia I have a hard-on for you the size of Florida
hard-on for you the size of Florida
hard-on for you the size of Florida dishing out his feelings Perry could
dishing out his feelings Perry could
dishing out his feelings Perry could easily come off as a creepy stalker who
easily come off as a creepy stalker who
easily come off as a creepy stalker who needs psychological help love with you
needs psychological help love with you
needs psychological help love with you Lydia can see in Perry’s wide eyes
Lydia can see in Perry’s wide eyes
Lydia can see in Perry’s wide eyes though that he’s 100% sincere about his
though that he’s 100% sincere about his
though that he’s 100% sincere about his affection for her it’s totally bizarre
affection for her it’s totally bizarre
affection for her it’s totally bizarre but sometimes so is love real
number seven a meaningful relationship
number seven a meaningful relationship American Psycho Patrick it’s so elegant
American Psycho Patrick it’s so elegant
American Psycho Patrick it’s so elegant handsome sharp and wealthy Patrick
handsome sharp and wealthy Patrick
handsome sharp and wealthy Patrick Bateman might seem like a catch little
Bateman might seem like a catch little
Bateman might seem like a catch little does anyone realize however that he’s
does anyone realize however that he’s
does anyone realize however that he’s also a chainsaw wielding psychopath
while on a date with a secretary gene
while on a date with a secretary gene Bateman plays with lethal instruments in
Bateman plays with lethal instruments in
Bateman plays with lethal instruments in his apartment you really want to do with
his apartment you really want to do with
his apartment you really want to do with your life as the two casually converse
your life as the two casually converse
your life as the two casually converse the audience is convinced the
the audience is convinced the
the audience is convinced the unsuspecting gene will become Batemans
unsuspecting gene will become Batemans
unsuspecting gene will become Batemans next victim
next victim
next victim what’s that duct tape I need it for
what’s that duct tape I need it for
what’s that duct tape I need it for taping something but before he can fire
taping something but before he can fire
taping something but before he can fire a nail gun at his employees head she’s
a nail gun at his employees head she’s
a nail gun at his employees head she’s saved by an answering machine Patrick
saved by an answering machine Patrick
saved by an answering machine Patrick Patrick I know you’re there I got a
Patrick I know you’re there I got a
Patrick I know you’re there I got a phone you bad boy Bateman decides to let
phone you bad boy Bateman decides to let
phone you bad boy Bateman decides to let Jeanne live leaving her blissfully
Jeanne live leaving her blissfully
Jeanne live leaving her blissfully unaware of how close she came to certain
unaware of how close she came to certain
unaware of how close she came to certain death do you want me to go
[Music]
[Music] I don’t think I can control myself
I don’t think I can control myself
I don’t think I can control myself number six I’m pregnant
number six I’m pregnant
number six I’m pregnant knocked up oh sure sure that’s cool if
knocked up oh sure sure that’s cool if
knocked up oh sure sure that’s cool if you sleep with someone on the first date
you sleep with someone on the first date
you sleep with someone on the first date be prepared to receive some
be prepared to receive some
be prepared to receive some life-altering news on your second date
life-altering news on your second date
life-altering news on your second date anyway just talking get to know each
anyway just talking get to know each
anyway just talking get to know each other start in this scene from knocked
other start in this scene from knocked
other start in this scene from knocked up Alison prepares to inform her flabby
up Alison prepares to inform her flabby
up Alison prepares to inform her flabby chested one-night-stand Ben that there’s
chested one-night-stand Ben that there’s
chested one-night-stand Ben that there’s a bun in her oven so I have something
a bun in her oven so I have something
a bun in her oven so I have something that I really need to tell you is kind
that I really need to tell you is kind
that I really need to tell you is kind of why I called you before dropping the
of why I called you before dropping the
of why I called you before dropping the bombshell she hopes to learn a little
bombshell she hopes to learn a little
bombshell she hopes to learn a little more about the father of her baby she
more about the father of her baby she
more about the father of her baby she only grows more concerned as Ben
only grows more concerned as Ben
only grows more concerned as Ben prattles on that really lasts me I mean
prattles on that really lasts me I mean
prattles on that really lasts me I mean until now it’s been almost 10 years I
until now it’s been almost 10 years I
until now it’s been almost 10 years I have like 900 bucks left
have like 900 bucks left
have like 900 bucks left so that should last me for like I mean
so that should last me for like I mean
so that should last me for like I mean I’m not a mathematician but like another
I’m not a mathematician but like another
I’m not a mathematician but like another 2 years or some shit when Alison finally
2 years or some shit when Alison finally
2 years or some shit when Alison finally breaks the news then naturally reacts
breaks the news then naturally reacts
breaks the news then naturally reacts like an immature child I’m pregnant
like an immature child I’m pregnant
like an immature child I’m pregnant fuck off what what that’s why you always
fuck off what what that’s why you always
fuck off what what that’s why you always wear a condom kids I almost had the
wear a condom kids I almost had the
wear a condom kids I almost had the condom on my dick it was on the cusp and
condom on my dick it was on the cusp and
condom on my dick it was on the cusp and then you said just do it already
then you said just do it already
then you said just do it already I didn’t mean do it without a condom I
I didn’t mean do it without a condom I
I didn’t mean do it without a condom I meant do it like hurry up number 5
meant do it like hurry up number 5
meant do it like hurry up number 5 subtitles Annie Hall you know what
subtitles Annie Hall you know what
subtitles Annie Hall you know what Grammy Hall would call a real do what if
Grammy Hall would call a real do what if
Grammy Hall would call a real do what if people always told each other exactly
people always told each other exactly
people always told each other exactly what they were thinking on dates chances
what they were thinking on dates chances
what they were thinking on dates chances are they’d never speak again well it to
are they’d never speak again well it to
are they’d never speak again well it to me I mean it’s it’s it’s all instinctive
me I mean it’s it’s it’s all instinctive
me I mean it’s it’s it’s all instinctive you know I mean I just tried to feel it
you know I mean I just tried to feel it
you know I mean I just tried to feel it you know I try to get a sense of it and
you know I try to get a sense of it and
you know I try to get a sense of it and not think about it so much the romantic
not think about it so much the romantic
not think about it so much the romantic leads aren’t always upfront with one
leads aren’t always upfront with one
leads aren’t always upfront with one another in any Hall but the audience
another in any Hall but the audience
another in any Hall but the audience gets a glimpse at what’s on alvey’s and
gets a glimpse at what’s on alvey’s and
gets a glimpse at what’s on alvey’s and Annie’s minds as they have drinks on a
Annie’s minds as they have drinks on a
Annie’s minds as they have drinks on a balcony yeah yeah I sort of dabble
balcony yeah yeah I sort of dabble
balcony yeah yeah I sort of dabble around through subtitles the to express
around through subtitles the to express
around through subtitles the to express their internal insecurities curiosities
their internal insecurities curiosities
their internal insecurities curiosities and sexual urges Photography is
and sexual urges Photography is
and sexual urges Photography is interesting because you know it’s a new
interesting because you know it’s a new
interesting because you know it’s a new art form and a set of aesthetic criteria
art form and a set of aesthetic criteria
art form and a set of aesthetic criteria have not emerged yet they mask all of
have not emerged yet they mask all of
have not emerged yet they mask all of these repressed thoughts by uneasily
these repressed thoughts by uneasily
these repressed thoughts by uneasily discussing photography it’s a funny and
discussing photography it’s a funny and
discussing photography it’s a funny and clever commentary on how all
clever commentary on how all
clever commentary on how all conversations carry subtext
conversations carry subtext
conversations carry subtext even small talk get there and begin
even small talk get there and begin
even small talk get there and begin whining soon are you busy Friday night
whining soon are you busy Friday night
whining soon are you busy Friday night me oh no
me oh no
me oh no number four Marge and Mike Fargo Mart
number four Marge and Mike Fargo Mart
number four Marge and Mike Fargo Mart the Coen brothers are masters of
the Coen brothers are masters of
the Coen brothers are masters of uncomfortable comedy as represented in
uncomfortable comedy as represented in
uncomfortable comedy as represented in this scene from Fargo this is a nice
this scene from Fargo this is a nice
this scene from Fargo this is a nice play yeah you know it’s a Radisson so
play yeah you know it’s a Radisson so
play yeah you know it’s a Radisson so it’s pretty good the very pregnant Marge
it’s pretty good the very pregnant Marge
it’s pretty good the very pregnant Marge Gunderson thinks she’s going out to a
Gunderson thinks she’s going out to a
Gunderson thinks she’s going out to a friendly dinner with her high school
friendly dinner with her high school
friendly dinner with her high school chum mike yanagita well what about you
chum mike yanagita well what about you
chum mike yanagita well what about you Mike are you married
Mike are you married
Mike are you married but the lowly Mike has other intentions
but the lowly Mike has other intentions
but the lowly Mike has other intentions you might I sit over here
you might I sit over here
you might I sit over here I was married to Linda Cooksey no why
I was married to Linda Cooksey no why
I was married to Linda Cooksey no why don’t you sit over there I prefer that
don’t you sit over there I prefer that
don’t you sit over there I prefer that Oh Margie is too kind to flat out shoot
Oh Margie is too kind to flat out shoot
Oh Margie is too kind to flat out shoot Mike down as he invades her comfort zone
Mike down as he invades her comfort zone
Mike down as he invades her comfort zone though she tries to gracefully slip out
though she tries to gracefully slip out
though she tries to gracefully slip out well I always like Jerry’s likes you so
well I always like Jerry’s likes you so
well I always like Jerry’s likes you so much
so might I should we get together
so might I should we get together another time you know things only get
another time you know things only get
another time you know things only get more awkward as Mike breaks down in
more awkward as Mike breaks down in
more awkward as Mike breaks down in tears over his pathetic life which he’s
tears over his pathetic life which he’s
tears over his pathetic life which he’s been lying about to Margie this whole
been lying about to Margie this whole
been lying about to Margie this whole time number three Frank and beans
time number three Frank and beans
time number three Frank and beans there’s something about Mary are you
there’s something about Mary are you
there’s something about Mary are you going to the problem huh when Ted scores
going to the problem huh when Ted scores
going to the problem huh when Ted scores Mary as a prom date it seems too good to
Mary as a prom date it seems too good to
Mary as a prom date it seems too good to be true
be true
be true you mean like we could go together two
you mean like we could go together two
you mean like we could go together two of us yet everything that can possibly
of us yet everything that can possibly
of us yet everything that can possibly go wrong for the braces face teenager
go wrong for the braces face teenager
go wrong for the braces face teenager does go horribly wrong as he’s beaten by
does go horribly wrong as he’s beaten by
does go horribly wrong as he’s beaten by Mary’s mentally challenged brother
Mary’s mentally challenged brother
Mary’s mentally challenged brother mistaken for a peeper and suffers an
mistaken for a peeper and suffers an
mistaken for a peeper and suffers an accident with his zipper if you assume
accident with his zipper if you assume
accident with his zipper if you assume Mathers can’t get any more humiliating
Mathers can’t get any more humiliating
Mathers can’t get any more humiliating from there think again is it to Franco
from there think again is it to Franco
from there think again is it to Franco to beans Ted gets a second shot with his
to beans Ted gets a second shot with his
to beans Ted gets a second shot with his dream girl 13 years later but that date
dream girl 13 years later but that date
dream girl 13 years later but that date takes an equally awkward turn
takes an equally awkward turn
takes an equally awkward turn after an incident with some hair gel is
after an incident with some hair gel is
after an incident with some hair gel is that is that hair gel number two
that is that hair gel number two
that is that hair gel number two mother-son bonding back to the future
mother-son bonding back to the future
mother-son bonding back to the future you mind if we park Wow
you mind if we park Wow
you mind if we park Wow taking your own mother to the school
taking your own mother to the school
taking your own mother to the school dance is one thing having your mother
dance is one thing having your mother
dance is one thing having your mother come on to you at the school dance is
come on to you at the school dance is
come on to you at the school dance is quite another are they almost 18 years
quite another are they almost 18 years
quite another are they almost 18 years old it’s not like I’ve never parked
old it’s not like I’ve never parked
old it’s not like I’ve never parked before trapped in 1955 Marty McFly finds
before trapped in 1955 Marty McFly finds
before trapped in 1955 Marty McFly finds himself at the enchantment under the sea
himself at the enchantment under the sea
himself at the enchantment under the sea dance with the teenage version of his
dance with the teenage version of his
dance with the teenage version of his mom all right what are you doing as part
mom all right what are you doing as part
mom all right what are you doing as part of a ruse to bring his parents together
of a ruse to bring his parents together
of a ruse to bring his parents together the nervous Marty needs to make a move
the nervous Marty needs to make a move
the nervous Marty needs to make a move on her you shouldn’t drink why not
on her you shouldn’t drink why not
on her you shouldn’t drink why not because you you might regret it but
because you you might regret it but
because you you might regret it but before he can work up the courage his
before he can work up the courage his
before he can work up the courage his frisky date lands one right on her
frisky date lands one right on her
frisky date lands one right on her future son’s lips immediately she finds
future son’s lips immediately she finds
future son’s lips immediately she finds something isn’t right thank God they
something isn’t right thank God they
something isn’t right thank God they didn’t go any further this is all wrong
didn’t go any further this is all wrong
didn’t go any further this is all wrong I don’t know what it is but when I kiss
I don’t know what it is but when I kiss
I don’t know what it is but when I kiss you it’s like I’m kissing my brother I
you it’s like I’m kissing my brother I
you it’s like I’m kissing my brother I guess that doesn’t make any sense
guess that doesn’t make any sense
guess that doesn’t make any sense doesn’t only me it makes perfect sense
doesn’t only me it makes perfect sense
doesn’t only me it makes perfect sense before we kiss our top pick good night
before we kiss our top pick good night
before we kiss our top pick good night here are a few honorable mentions good
here are a few honorable mentions good
here are a few honorable mentions good evening hello how are you sir mr.
evening hello how are you sir mr.
evening hello how are you sir mr. Gladstone hello again I’ll see if the
Gladstone hello again I’ll see if the
Gladstone hello again I’ll see if the penis knows any I mean the pianist uh
penis knows any I mean the pianist uh
penis knows any I mean the pianist uh the guy playing the piano so you’re
the guy playing the piano so you’re
the guy playing the piano so you’re breaking up with me because I’m too long
breaking up with me because I’m too long
breaking up with me because I’m too long no that’s not entirely true here fill
no that’s not entirely true here fill
no that’s not entirely true here fill this 100% cashmere
this 100% cashmere
this 100% cashmere for the guy in the street man wow that
for the guy in the street man wow that
for the guy in the street man wow that is so well you know I and I want a baby
is so well you know I and I want a baby
is so well you know I and I want a baby now I’m 37 it’s too much for a first
now I’m 37 it’s too much for a first
now I’m 37 it’s too much for a first date isn’t it number one cinema date
date isn’t it number one cinema date
date isn’t it number one cinema date taxi driver
[Music]
[Music] all Travis Bickel wants is to make a
all Travis Bickel wants is to make a
all Travis Bickel wants is to make a connection with another human being and
connection with another human being and
connection with another human being and to serve a purpose president however he
to serve a purpose president however he
to serve a purpose president however he just doesn’t know how to function in
just doesn’t know how to function in
just doesn’t know how to function in this world gotta be kidding the audience
this world gotta be kidding the audience
this world gotta be kidding the audience begins to see just how socially inept
begins to see just how socially inept
begins to see just how socially inept Travis is when he takes his love
Travis is when he takes his love
Travis is when he takes his love interest betsy to a movie not your
interest betsy to a movie not your
interest betsy to a movie not your typical date movie but a swedish sex
typical date movie but a swedish sex
typical date movie but a swedish sex education film
education film
education film it’s called ferritin and you know not to
it’s called ferritin and you know not to
it’s called ferritin and you know not to be out were gone like you know Paulo’s
be out were gone like you know Paulo’s
be out were gone like you know Paulo’s okay as you might expect
okay as you might expect
okay as you might expect betsy is not impressed so bad the
betsy is not impressed so bad the
betsy is not impressed so bad the further she pushes Travis away the
further she pushes Travis away the
further she pushes Travis away the further he descends into madness
further he descends into madness
further he descends into madness as this unstable taxi driver attempts to
as this unstable taxi driver attempts to
as this unstable taxi driver attempts to find his place don’t you think the
find his place don’t you think the
find his place don’t you think the record please please I bought it for you
record please please I bought it for you
record please please I bought it for you Betsy
can I call you do you agree with our
can I call you do you agree with our list oh nothing not know what movie
list oh nothing not know what movie
list oh nothing not know what movie dates made you cringe just little the
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