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down our list for the top 10 running gags from archers I mean I didn’t invent
gags from archers I mean I didn’t invent
gags from archers I mean I didn’t invent the turtleneck Lana but I was the first
the turtleneck Lana but I was the first
the turtleneck Lana but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical
to recognize its potential as a tactical
to recognize its potential as a tactical garment the tactical turtleneck Lana
garment the tactical turtleneck Lana
garment the tactical turtleneck Lana Archer the tactful neck before we begin
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for this list we’re looking at the jokes
for this list we’re looking at the jokes references and elements recurring often
references and elements recurring often
references and elements recurring often in the animated spy office comedy Archer
in the animated spy office comedy Archer
in the animated spy office comedy Archer will be ranking them based on how funny
will be ranking them based on how funny
will be ranking them based on how funny frequent and or memorable they are ya
frequent and or memorable they are ya
frequent and or memorable they are ya know I mean obviously this was all due
know I mean obviously this was all due
know I mean obviously this was all due to the butterfly effect so what number
to the butterfly effect so what number
to the butterfly effect so what number 10 Kriegers experiments I called him
10 Kriegers experiments I called him
10 Kriegers experiments I called him Fister Roboto but it doesn’t just fit
Fister Roboto but it doesn’t just fit
Fister Roboto but it doesn’t just fit dr. Krieger is among the weirdest
dr. Krieger is among the weirdest
dr. Krieger is among the weirdest characters on Archer and that’s saying
characters on Archer and that’s saying
characters on Archer and that’s saying something the show’s resident technical
something the show’s resident technical
something the show’s resident technical expert precursors to devote most of his
expert precursors to devote most of his
expert precursors to devote most of his time to numerous bizarre side projects
time to numerous bizarre side projects
time to numerous bizarre side projects and experiments
and experiments
and experiments these include human-animal hybrids
these include human-animal hybrids
these include human-animal hybrids cyborgs robots a holographic girlfriend
cyborgs robots a holographic girlfriend
cyborgs robots a holographic girlfriend a pill to make you gay and even trying
a pill to make you gay and even trying
a pill to make you gay and even trying to give himself the proportional
to give himself the proportional
to give himself the proportional strength of an ant most of the
strength of an ant most of the
strength of an ant most of the experiments seem to act as a way to make
experiments seem to act as a way to make
experiments seem to act as a way to make money on the side services eccentric
money on the side services eccentric
money on the side services eccentric sexual fetishes or just because he can
sexual fetishes or just because he can
sexual fetishes or just because he can that’ll do Pig Lee that’ll do
that’ll do Pig Lee that’ll do
that’ll do Pig Lee that’ll do number nine torturing Woodhouse but if I
number nine torturing Woodhouse but if I
number nine torturing Woodhouse but if I find one single dog here when I get back
find one single dog here when I get back
find one single dog here when I get back I’ll rub sand in your dead little eyes
I’ll rub sand in your dead little eyes
I’ll rub sand in your dead little eyes any decent person would treat their
any decent person would treat their
any decent person would treat their ancient ballet and the man who basically
ancient ballet and the man who basically
ancient ballet and the man who basically raised them from birth with at least a
raised them from birth with at least a
raised them from birth with at least a modicum of respect but of course this is
modicum of respect but of course this is
modicum of respect but of course this is Archer we’re talking about it’s how hard
Archer we’re talking about it’s how hard
Archer we’re talking about it’s how hard is it to poach a goddamn egg properly
is it to poach a goddamn egg properly
is it to poach a goddamn egg properly seriously that’s like eggs 101 Woodhouse
seriously that’s like eggs 101 Woodhouse
seriously that’s like eggs 101 Woodhouse in spite of their long history together
in spite of their long history together
in spite of their long history together Archer treats Woodhouse worse than dirt
Archer treats Woodhouse worse than dirt
Archer treats Woodhouse worse than dirt frequently punishing him or threatening
frequently punishing him or threatening
frequently punishing him or threatening to punish him for the slightest
to punish him for the slightest
to punish him for the slightest perceived in fractions in cruel and
perceived in fractions in cruel and
perceived in fractions in cruel and rather unusual ways this includes
rather unusual ways this includes
rather unusual ways this includes rubbing sand in his eyes forcing him to
rubbing sand in his eyes forcing him to
rubbing sand in his eyes forcing him to eat spider webs and failing to tell him
eat spider webs and failing to tell him
eat spider webs and failing to tell him his brother died I’m sure Woodhouse
his brother died I’m sure Woodhouse
his brother died I’m sure Woodhouse never gets a vacation good kidding I
never gets a vacation good kidding I
never gets a vacation good kidding I didn’t even let him go to his brother’s
didn’t even let him go to his brother’s
didn’t even let him go to his brother’s funeral that poor old man is then II
funeral that poor old man is then II
funeral that poor old man is then II wonder he’s a heroin addict sometimes I
wonder he’s a heroin addict sometimes I
wonder he’s a heroin addict sometimes I think I should just run away but who
think I should just run away but who
think I should just run away but who would take me in no one would house no
would take me in no one would house no
would take me in no one would house no one number eight archers tinnitus
one number eight archers tinnitus
one number eight archers tinnitus ma excuse me ma it’s a secret agent who
ma excuse me ma it’s a secret agent who
ma excuse me ma it’s a secret agent who leads a very active lifestyle one filled
leads a very active lifestyle one filled
leads a very active lifestyle one filled with explosions gunshots and other
with explosions gunshots and other
with explosions gunshots and other dangers
dangers
dangers sterling Archer has plenty of injuries
sterling Archer has plenty of injuries
sterling Archer has plenty of injuries and ailments over the course of the
and ailments over the course of the
and ailments over the course of the series one of the more frequent ones
series one of the more frequent ones
series one of the more frequent ones being tinnitus great great for my ears
being tinnitus great great for my ears
being tinnitus great great for my ears the abrasive protagonist frequently
the abrasive protagonist frequently
the abrasive protagonist frequently feels a ringing in his ears common to
feels a ringing in his ears common to
feels a ringing in his ears common to the condition which can be exacerbated
the condition which can be exacerbated
the condition which can be exacerbated or brought on by loud noises and he
or brought on by loud noises and he
or brought on by loud noises and he experiences those in spades
experiences those in spades
experiences those in spades damn you tinnitus you’re a cruel
damn you tinnitus you’re a cruel
damn you tinnitus you’re a cruel mistress Archie’s favorite method of
mistress Archie’s favorite method of
mistress Archie’s favorite method of normalizing his hearing is to repeat the
normalizing his hearing is to repeat the
normalizing his hearing is to repeat the sound mop over and over until the
sound mop over and over until the
sound mop over and over until the ringing goes away though his co-workers
ringing goes away though his co-workers
ringing goes away though his co-workers take a page from his book on a few
take a page from his book on a few
take a page from his book on a few occasions – number seven do you want
occasions – number seven do you want
occasions – number seven do you want ants because that’s how you get ants oh
ants because that’s how you get ants oh
ants because that’s how you get ants oh is that what you want yeah because
is that what you want yeah because
is that what you want yeah because that’s how you get ants although its
that’s how you get ants although its
that’s how you get ants although its premise is somewhere between a spy
premise is somewhere between a spy
premise is somewhere between a spy thriller and a crime show Archer is also
thriller and a crime show Archer is also
thriller and a crime show Archer is also basically in-office comedy the
basically in-office comedy the
basically in-office comedy the characters bicker with each other about
characters bicker with each other about
characters bicker with each other about things people in offices fight over
things people in offices fight over
things people in offices fight over including food and its effects on the
including food and its effects on the
including food and its effects on the work environment namely the fact that it
work environment namely the fact that it
work environment namely the fact that it attracts ants might as well start an ant
attracts ants might as well start an ant
attracts ants might as well start an ant farm several characters make the
farm several characters make the
farm several characters make the sarcastic rhetorical remark do you want
sarcastic rhetorical remark do you want
sarcastic rhetorical remark do you want ants because that’s how you get ants
ants because that’s how you get ants
ants because that’s how you get ants whenever someone leaves food on the
whenever someone leaves food on the
whenever someone leaves food on the floor Archer even references the joke in
floor Archer even references the joke in
floor Archer even references the joke in a video made for the San Diego comic-con
a video made for the San Diego comic-con
a video made for the San Diego comic-con making a pun with the name of a certain
making a pun with the name of a certain
making a pun with the name of a certain insect themed superhero ant-man marvel’s
insect themed superhero ant-man marvel’s
insect themed superhero ant-man marvel’s running out of ideas that’s how you get
running out of ideas that’s how you get
running out of ideas that’s how you get ant-man
ant-man
ant-man number six Burt Reynolds just watch
number six Burt Reynolds just watch
number six Burt Reynolds just watch deliverance again huh I mean is Burt
deliverance again huh I mean is Burt
deliverance again huh I mean is Burt Reynolds not the man in that growing up
Reynolds not the man in that growing up
Reynolds not the man in that growing up without a father
without a father
without a father Archer grew attached to pop culture
Archer grew attached to pop culture
Archer grew attached to pop culture figures and by far his greatest hero is
figures and by far his greatest hero is
figures and by far his greatest hero is Burt Reynolds about Lana just like Burt
Burt Reynolds about Lana just like Burt
Burt Reynolds about Lana just like Burt Reynolds in white lightning the series
Reynolds in white lightning the series
Reynolds in white lightning the series title character is obsessed with the
title character is obsessed with the
title character is obsessed with the actor and references his movies
actor and references his movies
actor and references his movies regularly to the point where he dressed
regularly to the point where he dressed
regularly to the point where he dressed up as Reynolds character bandit up
up as Reynolds character bandit up
up as Reynolds character bandit up Smokey and the Bandit both as a child
Smokey and the Bandit both as a child
Smokey and the Bandit both as a child and as an adult we’re going eastbound
and as an adult we’re going eastbound
and as an adult we’re going eastbound and down however the biggest reference
and down however the biggest reference
and down however the biggest reference to the actor came when he appeared as
to the actor came when he appeared as
to the actor came when he appeared as himself in one episode making Archer
himself in one episode making Archer
himself in one episode making Archer understandably ecstatic oh my god you’re
understandably ecstatic oh my god you’re
understandably ecstatic oh my god you’re Burt Reynolds yes I am his fan boy Glee
Burt Reynolds yes I am his fan boy Glee
Burt Reynolds yes I am his fan boy Glee is offset somewhat by the fact that
is offset somewhat by the fact that
is offset somewhat by the fact that Reynolds is dating his mother a surefire
Reynolds is dating his mother a surefire
Reynolds is dating his mother a surefire way to kill any hero boner remember how
way to kill any hero boner remember how
way to kill any hero boner remember how I said I kind of have a date oh that’s
I said I kind of have a date oh that’s
I said I kind of have a date oh that’s kind
kind
kind would your mom number five Lana Lana
would your mom number five Lana Lana
would your mom number five Lana Lana Lana Lana Lana Lana Lana nice Archer
Lana Lana Lana Lana Lana nice Archer
Lana Lana Lana Lana Lana nice Archer gets in the nerves of nearly everyone he
gets in the nerves of nearly everyone he
gets in the nerves of nearly everyone he meets without even trying but one of his
meets without even trying but one of his
meets without even trying but one of his favorite pastimes is annoying lana kane
favorite pastimes is annoying lana kane
favorite pastimes is annoying lana kane on purpose Lana Lana although his
on purpose Lana Lana although his
on purpose Lana Lana although his methods vary his most recurring strategy
methods vary his most recurring strategy
methods vary his most recurring strategy is to say her name with ever increasing
is to say her name with ever increasing
is to say her name with ever increasing volume ooh Lana Lana Lana
archers figurative pigtail pulling of
archers figurative pigtail pulling of the woman that he probably loves is
the woman that he probably loves is
the woman that he probably loves is incredibly effective too as she always
incredibly effective too as she always
incredibly effective too as she always replies with an exacerbated what when
replies with an exacerbated what when
replies with an exacerbated what when he’s done yelling
he’s done yelling
he’s done yelling he doesn’t restrict his pattern of
he doesn’t restrict his pattern of
he doesn’t restrict his pattern of shouting to just her though as he uses
shouting to just her though as he uses
shouting to just her though as he uses it on his other coworkers as well yeah
it on his other coworkers as well yeah
it on his other coworkers as well yeah number four Archer is voicemails hello
number four Archer is voicemails hello
number four Archer is voicemails hello sterling sterling listen very much as
sterling sterling listen very much as
sterling sterling listen very much as we’ve already established sterling
we’ve already established sterling
we’ve already established sterling archer is a huge jackass his need to
archer is a huge jackass his need to
archer is a huge jackass his need to screw with people is an all-consuming
screw with people is an all-consuming
screw with people is an all-consuming one and few things illustrate that quite
one and few things illustrate that quite
one and few things illustrate that quite as well as his voicemail messages hello
as well as his voicemail messages hello
as well as his voicemail messages hello sterling it elaborate voicemail home
sterling it elaborate voicemail home
sterling it elaborate voicemail home leave it Archer frequently leaves
leave it Archer frequently leaves
leave it Archer frequently leaves messages that sound as if he’s actually
messages that sound as if he’s actually
messages that sound as if he’s actually talking or else messing with the person
talking or else messing with the person
talking or else messing with the person on the other line as the series goes on
on the other line as the series goes on
on the other line as the series goes on the pranks become so elaborate that
the pranks become so elaborate that
the pranks become so elaborate that eventually the characters don’t trust
eventually the characters don’t trust
eventually the characters don’t trust anything they hear when he answers the
anything they hear when he answers the
anything they hear when he answers the phone based on the assumption that what
phone based on the assumption that what
phone based on the assumption that what they’re hearing is essentially an
they’re hearing is essentially an
they’re hearing is essentially an extended fake out why did I tell you
extended fake out why did I tell you
extended fake out why did I tell you number three
number three
number three Brett getting shot
god damn it Archer every office has a
god damn it Archer every office has a sad-sack and Brett is the resident one
sad-sack and Brett is the resident one
sad-sack and Brett is the resident one at Isis only the office is a spy agency
at Isis only the office is a spy agency
at Isis only the office is a spy agency the sad-sack
the sad-sack
the sad-sack is the guy who always gets shot Oh God
is the guy who always gets shot Oh God
is the guy who always gets shot Oh God sorry I forgot that did I get ya Brett
sorry I forgot that did I get ya Brett
sorry I forgot that did I get ya Brett is often pumped full of lead whether on
is often pumped full of lead whether on
is often pumped full of lead whether on purpose or by accident either in cross
purpose or by accident either in cross
purpose or by accident either in cross fires or through ricochets though almost
fires or through ricochets though almost
fires or through ricochets though almost always by Archer I will take you up on
always by Archer I will take you up on
always by Archer I will take you up on that
that
that right after I go to the hospital one
right after I go to the hospital one
right after I go to the hospital one particularly memorable occasion sees a
particularly memorable occasion sees a
particularly memorable occasion sees a bullet bounce magically down a hallway
bullet bounce magically down a hallway
bullet bounce magically down a hallway and the flight of stairs to hit the
and the flight of stairs to hit the
and the flight of stairs to hit the unlucky man Brett Brett’s questionable
unlucky man Brett Brett’s questionable
unlucky man Brett Brett’s questionable luck does eventually run out though when
luck does eventually run out though when
luck does eventually run out though when a bullet finally kills him taking his
a bullet finally kills him taking his
a bullet finally kills him taking his running gag with him god damn it I can’t
running gag with him god damn it I can’t
running gag with him god damn it I can’t Brett well he died doing what he loves
Brett well he died doing what he loves
Brett well he died doing what he loves getting shot number two
getting shot number two
getting shot number two phrasing well your mouth better get over
phrasing well your mouth better get over
phrasing well your mouth better get over there and make toggled um phrasing it’s
there and make toggled um phrasing it’s
there and make toggled um phrasing it’s no secret that the cast of characters on
no secret that the cast of characters on
no secret that the cast of characters on Archer is full of dirty minded people
Archer is full of dirty minded people
Archer is full of dirty minded people most of them have had sex with each
most of them have had sex with each
most of them have had sex with each other at some point in the series but
other at some point in the series but
other at some point in the series but the most frequent expression of the
the most frequent expression of the
the most frequent expression of the characters minds being in the gutter is
characters minds being in the gutter is
characters minds being in the gutter is the expression phrasing you want to play
the expression phrasing you want to play
the expression phrasing you want to play me which they use like a catch-all
me which they use like a catch-all
me which they use like a catch-all version of that’s what she said whenever
version of that’s what she said whenever
version of that’s what she said whenever anyone says anything that can remotely
anyone says anything that can remotely
anyone says anything that can remotely be construed as sexual you can be sure
be construed as sexual you can be sure
be construed as sexual you can be sure this word will be said shortly after
this word will be said shortly after
this word will be said shortly after dammit my box so we’re just done with
dammit my box so we’re just done with
dammit my box so we’re just done with phrasing right that’s not a thing
phrasing right that’s not a thing
phrasing right that’s not a thing anymore well the crew is taking a couple
anymore well the crew is taking a couple
anymore well the crew is taking a couple of breaks from using it they always
of breaks from using it they always
of breaks from using it they always manage to bring it back I want to try
manage to bring it back I want to try
manage to bring it back I want to try yanking on the pipe phrasing but before
yanking on the pipe phrasing but before
yanking on the pipe phrasing but before we get to our top pick here are a few
we get to our top pick here are a few
we get to our top pick here are a few honorable mentions Grover Cleveland
honorable mentions Grover Cleveland
honorable mentions Grover Cleveland called he wants his watch back Archer he
called he wants his watch back Archer he
called he wants his watch back Archer he left two non-consecutive messages okay
left two non-consecutive messages okay
left two non-consecutive messages okay okay
okay
okay God your hands are like cricket bass
God your hands are like cricket bass
God your hands are like cricket bass sorry
sorry
sorry Conway
number one danger zone seriously Lana
number one danger zone seriously Lana call kenny loggins cuz you’re in the
call kenny loggins cuz you’re in the
call kenny loggins cuz you’re in the danger zone
danger zone
danger zone sterling Archer has a love of all things
sterling Archer has a love of all things
sterling Archer has a love of all things 80s including the film Top Gun as well
80s including the film Top Gun as well
80s including the film Top Gun as well as its hit single danger zone Lana Lana
danger zone
danger zone Archer frequently references the song
Archer frequently references the song
Archer frequently references the song and it’s singer Kenny Loggins often
and it’s singer Kenny Loggins often
and it’s singer Kenny Loggins often relating Lana’s interest in him to her
relating Lana’s interest in him to her
relating Lana’s interest in him to her being in a hypothetical danger zone his
being in a hypothetical danger zone his
being in a hypothetical danger zone his commitment to it is such that he even
commitment to it is such that he even
commitment to it is such that he even gets Loggins to play at Lana’s baby
gets Loggins to play at Lana’s baby
gets Loggins to play at Lana’s baby shower
[Music]
[Music] the show’s creators are no less
the show’s creators are no less
the show’s creators are no less committed as they created a version of
committed as they created a version of
committed as they created a version of the trailer for Top Gun with danger zone
the trailer for Top Gun with danger zone
the trailer for Top Gun with danger zone using the characters from Archer
Forte’s memorability and prominence in
Forte’s memorability and prominence in the series danger zone is our number one
the series danger zone is our number one
the series danger zone is our number one archer running gag
archer running gag
archer running gag welcome to the danger zone
welcome to the danger zone
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