hey there pretty birdie give yourself up we waited all year to see them and then
we waited all year to see them and then
we waited all year to see them and then instantly regretted that we did potty
instantly regretted that we did potty
instantly regretted that we did potty wanna kiss welcome to watchmojo.com and
wanna kiss welcome to watchmojo.com and
wanna kiss welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 most anticipated but
the top 10 most anticipated but
the top 10 most anticipated but disappointing movies you’ll forgive me
disappointing movies you’ll forgive me
disappointing movies you’ll forgive me for not attending but I have to try to
for not attending but I have to try to
for not attending but I have to try to salvage this debacle for this list we’re
salvage this debacle for this list we’re
salvage this debacle for this list we’re taking a look at the movies we were
taking a look at the movies we were
taking a look at the movies we were amped to see but that left us hollow
amped to see but that left us hollow
amped to see but that left us hollow wanting and kind of annoyed as the
wanting and kind of annoyed as the
wanting and kind of annoyed as the credits rolled B I want to talk to you
credits rolled B I want to talk to you
credits rolled B I want to talk to you about the college thing up over not
about the college thing up over not
about the college thing up over not taking you with you number 10 Tron
taking you with you number 10 Tron
taking you with you number 10 Tron Legacy the previews looked amazing it
Legacy the previews looked amazing it
Legacy the previews looked amazing it was like a CGI neon laser orgy for our
was like a CGI neon laser orgy for our
was like a CGI neon laser orgy for our eyes and we couldn’t get enough of the
eyes and we couldn’t get enough of the
eyes and we couldn’t get enough of the Daft Punk soundtrack but somewhere it
Daft Punk soundtrack but somewhere it
Daft Punk soundtrack but somewhere it fell flat I’m sorry maybe it was the
fell flat I’m sorry maybe it was the
fell flat I’m sorry maybe it was the fairly predictable plot or the visually
fairly predictable plot or the visually
fairly predictable plot or the visually stunning but not that exciting action
stunning but not that exciting action
stunning but not that exciting action sequences that left us wanting or maybe
sequences that left us wanting or maybe
sequences that left us wanting or maybe it was the underdeveloped characters and
it was the underdeveloped characters and
it was the underdeveloped characters and phoned in acting what’s it like
it was likely a combination of
it was likely a combination of everything that amounted to a big fat
everything that amounted to a big fat
everything that amounted to a big fat man
number nine Godzilla what the hell is
number nine Godzilla what the hell is the matter with you people
the matter with you people
the matter with you people you’ve caused more damage than that
you’ve caused more damage than that
you’ve caused more damage than that goddamn thing deadly some folks were
goddamn thing deadly some folks were
goddamn thing deadly some folks were looking forward to this sci-fi monster
looking forward to this sci-fi monster
looking forward to this sci-fi monster movie remake for over a year sucks for
movie remake for over a year sucks for
movie remake for over a year sucks for them because what they got was a lot of
them because what they got was a lot of
them because what they got was a lot of subpar special effects without all of
subpar special effects without all of
subpar special effects without all of the campy Godzilla charm the characters
the campy Godzilla charm the characters
the campy Godzilla charm the characters redesign made it look like a large
redesign made it look like a large
redesign made it look like a large iguana with long arms and notably
iguana with long arms and notably
iguana with long arms and notably missing where the sound effects we came
missing where the sound effects we came
missing where the sound effects we came to enjoy and expect from the colossal
to enjoy and expect from the colossal
to enjoy and expect from the colossal lizard monster
number eight The Matrix Revolutions
number eight The Matrix Revolutions it was the highly anticipated conclusion
it was the highly anticipated conclusion
it was the highly anticipated conclusion of The Matrix franchise but it really
of The Matrix franchise but it really
of The Matrix franchise but it really failed to deliver on its promise of
awesomeness it seemed as though the
awesomeness it seemed as though the matrix storyline was stretched thin in
matrix storyline was stretched thin in
matrix storyline was stretched thin in the sequel and by the third installment
the sequel and by the third installment
the sequel and by the third installment filmmakers were grasping at straws
filmmakers were grasping at straws
filmmakers were grasping at straws you’ve never believed in the one I still
you’ve never believed in the one I still
you’ve never believed in the one I still don’t then why are you doing this I
don’t then why are you doing this I
don’t then why are you doing this I believe in him as a final movie it was a
believe in him as a final movie it was a
believe in him as a final movie it was a massive washout with recycled plot
massive washout with recycled plot
massive washout with recycled plot points and been there done that special
points and been there done that special
points and been there done that special effects by the end of the movie
effects by the end of the movie
effects by the end of the movie we felt like we should have taken the
we felt like we should have taken the
we felt like we should have taken the other pill it ends tonight
other pill it ends tonight
other pill it ends tonight number seven The Hangover Part 2
following up on the success of a smash
following up on the success of a smash hit movie can be difficult and this
hit movie can be difficult and this
hit movie can be difficult and this flabby sequel can attest to that I can’t
flabby sequel can attest to that I can’t
flabby sequel can attest to that I can’t believe this happening again
believe this happening again
believe this happening again while the first hangover surprised us
while the first hangover surprised us
while the first hangover surprised us with its wantonness and brash humor it
with its wantonness and brash humor it
with its wantonness and brash humor it seems that the follow-up tried to
seems that the follow-up tried to
seems that the follow-up tried to duplicate the formula and botch the
duplicate the formula and botch the
duplicate the formula and botch the recipe oh my god what the with its
recipe oh my god what the with its
recipe oh my god what the with its fourths jokes and ham-fisted plot we’re
fourths jokes and ham-fisted plot we’re
fourths jokes and ham-fisted plot we’re left carrying even less about a wedding
left carrying even less about a wedding
left carrying even less about a wedding and the characters involved than ever
and the characters involved than ever
and the characters involved than ever before my word my bad number 6
before my word my bad number 6
before my word my bad number 6 Terminator Salvation you cannot say John
Terminator Salvation you cannot say John
Terminator Salvation you cannot say John Connor
Connor
Connor watch me they laid the groundwork for a
watch me they laid the groundwork for a
watch me they laid the groundwork for a good movie capitalizing on an already
good movie capitalizing on an already
good movie capitalizing on an already successful franchise the film had some
successful franchise the film had some
successful franchise the film had some respectable names behind the scenes and
respectable names behind the scenes and
respectable names behind the scenes and on-screen yeah
on-screen yeah
on-screen yeah we’ve been at war said before either of
we’ve been at war said before either of
we’ve been at war said before either of us even existed but even Christian
us even existed but even Christian
us even existed but even Christian Bale’s thin-lipped determination
Bale’s thin-lipped determination
Bale’s thin-lipped determination couldn’t revive this disappointment we
couldn’t revive this disappointment we
couldn’t revive this disappointment we have to be careful thank you but we have
have to be careful thank you but we have
have to be careful thank you but we have to try the film lacked the personality
to try the film lacked the personality
to try the film lacked the personality present in the first Terminator movies
present in the first Terminator movies
present in the first Terminator movies instead relying on explosions and
instead relying on explosions and
instead relying on explosions and special effects to carry it to salvation
special effects to carry it to salvation
special effects to carry it to salvation and it failed miserably I let you down
and it failed miserably I let you down
and it failed miserably I let you down you’ll kill everyone on this room just
you’ll kill everyone on this room just
you’ll kill everyone on this room just Giancana cuz I give a shit about you
number five Transformers Revenge of the
number five Transformers Revenge of the Fallen it’s a Michael Bay film so you
Fallen it’s a Michael Bay film so you
Fallen it’s a Michael Bay film so you know the movie is going to be about 76%
know the movie is going to be about 76%
know the movie is going to be about 76% explosions and slow-motion shots of
explosions and slow-motion shots of
explosions and slow-motion shots of things running
but this sequel manages to also cram in
but this sequel manages to also cram in some really crappy action sequences
some really crappy action sequences
some really crappy action sequences confusing plot holes and even some
confusing plot holes and even some
confusing plot holes and even some offensive stereotypes a mudflat what are
offensive stereotypes a mudflat what are
offensive stereotypes a mudflat what are we gonna do with this shrimp tacos but
we gonna do with this shrimp tacos but
we gonna do with this shrimp tacos but the Japanese asking me to truck it in
the Japanese asking me to truck it in
the Japanese asking me to truck it in there mango no that not me it’s like the
there mango no that not me it’s like the
there mango no that not me it’s like the sequel was comprised of everything that
sequel was comprised of everything that
sequel was comprised of everything that didn’t make it into the first film and
didn’t make it into the first film and
didn’t make it into the first film and for good reason unfortunately that
for good reason unfortunately that
for good reason unfortunately that didn’t stop us from watching it okay
didn’t stop us from watching it okay
didn’t stop us from watching it okay wait number 4 the Godfather Part 3 some
wait number 4 the Godfather Part 3 some
wait number 4 the Godfather Part 3 some blame the horrible failure of the third
blame the horrible failure of the third
blame the horrible failure of the third Godfather installment on Sofia Coppola
Godfather installment on Sofia Coppola
Godfather installment on Sofia Coppola while others hint that Robert Duvall’s
while others hint that Robert Duvall’s
while others hint that Robert Duvall’s absence is the missing link whatever the
absence is the missing link whatever the
absence is the missing link whatever the case the 1990 continuation of the
case the 1990 continuation of the
case the 1990 continuation of the classic film series managed to miss the
classic film series managed to miss the
classic film series managed to miss the mark completely lacking the intrigue and
mark completely lacking the intrigue and
mark completely lacking the intrigue and depth of the previous two films we have
depth of the previous two films we have
depth of the previous two films we have no interests or investment in anything
no interests or investment in anything
no interests or investment in anything village it and also marred by some
village it and also marred by some
village it and also marred by some wooden acting by the directors daughter
wooden acting by the directors daughter
wooden acting by the directors daughter the movie was a huge disappointment to
the movie was a huge disappointment to
the movie was a huge disappointment to die-hard fans and critics alike you know
die-hard fans and critics alike you know
die-hard fans and critics alike you know seen such terrible and it is just that
seen such terrible and it is just that
seen such terrible and it is just that your suffice number 3 The Last Airbender
your suffice number 3 The Last Airbender
your suffice number 3 The Last Airbender with his mastery the four elements he
with his mastery the four elements he
with his mastery the four elements he will begin to change hearts this cartoon
will begin to change hearts this cartoon
will begin to change hearts this cartoon – live-action movie based on a popular
– live-action movie based on a popular
– live-action movie based on a popular animated series had built-in fans
animated series had built-in fans
animated series had built-in fans unfortunately for them and everyone else
unfortunately for them and everyone else
unfortunately for them and everyone else this film managed to crash burn and flop
this film managed to crash burn and flop
this film managed to crash burn and flop all at the same time
all at the same time
all at the same time directed by M night Shyamalan for some
directed by M night Shyamalan for some
directed by M night Shyamalan for some reason the film suffered from horrendous
reason the film suffered from horrendous
reason the film suffered from horrendous casting choices crappy dialogue and a
casting choices crappy dialogue and a
casting choices crappy dialogue and a boring drawn-out plot what have you
boring drawn-out plot what have you
boring drawn-out plot what have you learned from the stolen Scrolls
learned from the stolen Scrolls
learned from the stolen Scrolls we have deciphered the location of the
we have deciphered the location of the
we have deciphered the location of the mood and ocean spirits
it is our destiny to have found this
it is our destiny to have found this information job it served as a wake-up
information job it served as a wake-up
information job it served as a wake-up call for children and tweens that adults
call for children and tweens that adults
call for children and tweens that adults will ruin everything they love you’re
will ruin everything they love you’re
will ruin everything they love you’re angry must let this go
angry must let this go
angry must let this go number two Indiana Jones and the Kingdom
number two Indiana Jones and the Kingdom
number two Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull this ain’t gonna be
of the Crystal Skull this ain’t gonna be
of the Crystal Skull this ain’t gonna be easy not as easy as it used to be none
easy not as easy as it used to be none
easy not as easy as it used to be none of the things that made this franchise
of the things that made this franchise
of the things that made this franchise grade showed up in the fourth
grade showed up in the fourth
grade showed up in the fourth installment
yeah I thought that was closer fans of
yeah I thought that was closer fans of Indy may have been expecting a
Indy may have been expecting a
Indy may have been expecting a continuation of the highly entertaining
continuation of the highly entertaining
continuation of the highly entertaining and enjoyable film series but what they
and enjoyable film series but what they
and enjoyable film series but what they received was a sad attempt to reclaim
received was a sad attempt to reclaim
received was a sad attempt to reclaim former glory put you to sleep just by
former glory put you to sleep just by
former glory put you to sleep just by talking with tepid storytelling and
talking with tepid storytelling and
talking with tepid storytelling and horrible CGI the film manages to
horrible CGI the film manages to
horrible CGI the film manages to simultaneously try too hard and not try
simultaneously try too hard and not try
simultaneously try too hard and not try at all oh and there’s Shia LaBeouf
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here are a few honorable mentions Henry
here are a few honorable mentions Henry
here are a few honorable mentions Henry this is Logan
this is Logan
this is Logan he’s arene I hear you’re quite an animal
he’s arene I hear you’re quite an animal
he’s arene I hear you’re quite an animal look who’s talking
let’s get some ice would that be so
let’s get some ice would that be so terrible mr. super famous racecar driver
terrible mr. super famous racecar driver
terrible mr. super famous racecar driver I don’t know maybe we should practice
I don’t know maybe we should practice
I don’t know maybe we should practice maybe we should
number one Star Wars Episode one The
number one Star Wars Episode one The Phantom Menace this is so wizard I’m
Phantom Menace this is so wizard I’m
Phantom Menace this is so wizard I’m sure you’ll do it this time throughout
sure you’ll do it this time throughout
sure you’ll do it this time throughout finish the race of course George Lucas
finish the race of course George Lucas
finish the race of course George Lucas captured lightning in a bottle with the
captured lightning in a bottle with the
captured lightning in a bottle with the Star Wars saga in the late 1970’s and
Star Wars saga in the late 1970’s and
Star Wars saga in the late 1970’s and early 80’s and that was apparently not
early 80’s and that was apparently not
early 80’s and that was apparently not enough
enough
enough just a very very bad aiming to establish
just a very very bad aiming to establish
just a very very bad aiming to establish a prologue to the series we’re
a prologue to the series we’re
a prologue to the series we’re introduced to a time before Darth Vader
introduced to a time before Darth Vader
introduced to a time before Darth Vader and Han Solo I’m a person my name is
and Han Solo I’m a person my name is
and Han Solo I’m a person my name is Anakin while the premise may not have
Anakin while the premise may not have
Anakin while the premise may not have been awful fans were treated to dreadful
been awful fans were treated to dreadful
been awful fans were treated to dreadful characters stilted acting and some
characters stilted acting and some
characters stilted acting and some pretty awful lines to the point where it
pretty awful lines to the point where it
pretty awful lines to the point where it enraged dedicated fans and nerds across
enraged dedicated fans and nerds across
enraged dedicated fans and nerds across the galaxy
do you agree with our list you’ve done
do you agree with our list you’ve done enough already
enough already
enough already which highly anticipated movie ended up
which highly anticipated movie ended up
which highly anticipated movie ended up disappointing you for more entertaining
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