
rule number one no touching of the hair or face welcome to watchmojo.com and
or face welcome to watchmojo.com and
or face welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 actors we want to see fight
the top 10 actors we want to see fight
the top 10 actors we want to see fight each other I thought you were here to
each other I thought you were here to
each other I thought you were here to kill me what’d you do what do you need
kill me what’d you do what do you need
kill me what’d you do what do you need to know Hobie for this list we’ve
to know Hobie for this list we’ve
to know Hobie for this list we’ve considered multiple combinations of
considered multiple combinations of
considered multiple combinations of actors getting together for a good
actors getting together for a good
actors getting together for a good old-fashioned scrap imagine the amazing
old-fashioned scrap imagine the amazing
old-fashioned scrap imagine the amazing possibilities and determined which
possibilities and determined which
possibilities and determined which fights we’d like to see the most we’re
fights we’d like to see the most we’re
fights we’d like to see the most we’re looking at fights that have never
looking at fights that have never
looking at fights that have never happened before as far as we know but it
happened before as far as we know but it
happened before as far as we know but it is we who have found you just as we
is we who have found you just as we
is we who have found you just as we intended to do I understand so even
intended to do I understand so even
intended to do I understand so even though we’d be happy to watch Arnold and
though we’d be happy to watch Arnold and
though we’d be happy to watch Arnold and Stallone go at it again they will not be
Stallone go at it again they will not be
Stallone go at it again they will not be on this list
number 10 Eric Bana vs. Edward Norton
number 10 Eric Bana vs. Edward Norton vs. Mark Ruffalo
then Hulk smash again and how about one
then Hulk smash again and how about one more time
for years
for years Marvel has struggled to solidify the
Marvel has struggled to solidify the
Marvel has struggled to solidify the green Goliath on the silver screen it
green Goliath on the silver screen it
green Goliath on the silver screen it was been is boring Hulk in 2003 Norton’s
was been is boring Hulk in 2003 Norton’s
was been is boring Hulk in 2003 Norton’s slightly more exciting The Incredible
slightly more exciting The Incredible
slightly more exciting The Incredible Hulk in 2008 and since then they’ve kind
Hulk in 2008 and since then they’ve kind
Hulk in 2008 and since then they’ve kind of just let Mark Ruffalo run around and
of just let Mark Ruffalo run around and
of just let Mark Ruffalo run around and smash things in The Avengers movies this
smash things in The Avengers movies this
smash things in The Avengers movies this fight between all three major studio
fight between all three major studio
fight between all three major studio Hulk’s could finally give us the
Hulk’s could finally give us the
Hulk’s could finally give us the destructive movie we’ve all been waiting
destructive movie we’ve all been waiting
destructive movie we’ve all been waiting for
think of the chaos and carnage one
think of the chaos and carnage one banner not enough number 9 jean-claude
banner not enough number 9 jean-claude
banner not enough number 9 jean-claude van damme vs. Steven Seagal please God
van damme vs. Steven Seagal please God
van damme vs. Steven Seagal please God let me run into this guy someday we
let me run into this guy someday we
let me run into this guy someday we should really be mad at Hollywood for
should really be mad at Hollywood for
should really be mad at Hollywood for not making this movie already seriously
not making this movie already seriously
not making this movie already seriously what are they doing two of the most
what are they doing two of the most
what are they doing two of the most well-known ass kickers in film history
well-known ass kickers in film history
well-known ass kickers in film history and we haven’t seen them square off
and we haven’t seen them square off
and we haven’t seen them square off against one another
against one another
against one another shame on you Hollywood so that means you
shame on you Hollywood so that means you
shame on you Hollywood so that means you can’t touch me that’s right I forgot
these two would provide a technically
these two would provide a technically brilliant fight as both are experts in
brilliant fight as both are experts in
brilliant fight as both are experts in different forms of martial arts it’s
different forms of martial arts it’s
different forms of martial arts it’s only for you guys and
only for you guys and
only for you guys and you only have one shot left in here yeah
they’d also divide audiences as each has
they’d also divide audiences as each has their own fan base we just like to see
their own fan base we just like to see
their own fan base we just like to see these guys return to a bit of stardom
these guys return to a bit of stardom
these guys return to a bit of stardom they’re too good to be doing Volvo
they’re too good to be doing Volvo
they’re too good to be doing Volvo commercials and getting ripped apart on
commercials and getting ripped apart on
commercials and getting ripped apart on South Park I’m a big action movie star
number eight Leonardo DiCaprio versus
number eight Leonardo DiCaprio versus Matthew McConaughey with a common
Matthew McConaughey with a common
Matthew McConaughey with a common denominator all right all right all
denominator all right all right all
denominator all right all right all right here’s a fight that breaks the
right here’s a fight that breaks the
right here’s a fight that breaks the mold hey you fellas come from Providence
mold hey you fellas come from Providence
mold hey you fellas come from Providence Dissidia business where we come from is
Dissidia business where we come from is
Dissidia business where we come from is in our whatever in cannolis
these guys meet to uncommon categories
these guys meet to uncommon categories for fighters first they’re both method
for fighters first they’re both method
for fighters first they’re both method actors or at least they’ve used the
actors or at least they’ve used the
actors or at least they’ve used the technique before past rom-coms aside
technique before past rom-coms aside
technique before past rom-coms aside McConaughey now like leo goes for the
McConaughey now like leo goes for the
McConaughey now like leo goes for the Oscar bait it’s Muslim country we know
Oscar bait it’s Muslim country we know
Oscar bait it’s Muslim country we know they’d invest their entire being into
they’d invest their entire being into
they’d invest their entire being into the role we’re giving them now producing
the role we’re giving them now producing
the role we’re giving them now producing an incredibly realistic and brutal fight
an incredibly realistic and brutal fight
an incredibly realistic and brutal fight second they’re both smooth eloquent
second they’re both smooth eloquent
second they’re both smooth eloquent talkers gifted at delivering captivating
talkers gifted at delivering captivating
talkers gifted at delivering captivating monologues that’s the factor that has us
monologues that’s the factor that has us
monologues that’s the factor that has us most excited you see under the laws
most excited you see under the laws
most excited you see under the laws Chickasaw County boom hill dia is my
Chickasaw County boom hill dia is my
Chickasaw County boom hill dia is my property and I can choose to do with my
property and I can choose to do with my
property and I can choose to do with my property whatever I so desire imagine
property whatever I so desire imagine
property whatever I so desire imagine the verbal sparring these two would
the verbal sparring these two would
the verbal sparring these two would engage in just before they turn to
engage in just before they turn to
engage in just before they turn to violence I think human consciousness was
violence I think human consciousness was
violence I think human consciousness was a tragic misstep in evolution we became
a tragic misstep in evolution we became
a tragic misstep in evolution we became too self-aware nature created an aspect
too self-aware nature created an aspect
too self-aware nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself we are
of nature separate from itself we are
of nature separate from itself we are creatures that should not exist by
creatures that should not exist by
creatures that should not exist by natural law the increasing tension would
natural law the increasing tension would
natural law the increasing tension would be palpable as each disarms the other
be palpable as each disarms the other
be palpable as each disarms the other with brutal intellectual wordplay
with brutal intellectual wordplay
with brutal intellectual wordplay I want to that’s not why I do it I do
I want to that’s not why I do it I do
I want to that’s not why I do it I do because I need to number seven Milla
because I need to number seven Milla
because I need to number seven Milla Jovovich vs. Charlize Theron Hey I was
Jovovich vs. Charlize Theron Hey I was
Jovovich vs. Charlize Theron Hey I was just gonna time in 2006 vh1 kindly
just gonna time in 2006 vh1 kindly
just gonna time in 2006 vh1 kindly awarded Milla Jovovich the title of
awarded Milla Jovovich the title of
awarded Milla Jovovich the title of reigning queen of kick but it’s easy to
reigning queen of kick but it’s easy to
reigning queen of kick but it’s easy to see why considering her badass roles as
see why considering her badass roles as
see why considering her badass roles as Alice in the Resident Evil franchise and
Alice in the Resident Evil franchise and
Alice in the Resident Evil franchise and violet in ultraviolet
but there may be a new queen in
but there may be a new queen in Hollywood Charlize Theron certainly
Hollywood Charlize Theron certainly
Hollywood Charlize Theron certainly demonstrated her kick-ass abilities as
demonstrated her kick-ass abilities as
demonstrated her kick-ass abilities as the titular character in Aeon Flux and
the titular character in Aeon Flux and
the titular character in Aeon Flux and as a super-powered human in Hancock
but it was her unexpectedly brilliant
but it was her unexpectedly brilliant performance as furiosa in Mad Max fury
performance as furiosa in Mad Max fury
performance as furiosa in Mad Max fury road that amazed audiences you’ve done
road that amazed audiences you’ve done
road that amazed audiences you’ve done this before
this before
this before many times these two fought
many times these two fought
many times these two fought we’d be guaranteed and intelligent and
we’d be guaranteed and intelligent and
we’d be guaranteed and intelligent and intense yet gritty battle what more
intense yet gritty battle what more
intense yet gritty battle what more could we ask for
could we ask for
could we ask for when I yell fool you drive out of here
when I yell fool you drive out of here
when I yell fool you drive out of here as fast as you can
as fast as you can
as fast as you can number six Gary Busey versus Nick Nolte
okay stay with us here for a minute
okay stay with us here for a minute Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are pretty
Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are pretty
Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are pretty much interchangeable you see the spirit
much interchangeable you see the spirit
much interchangeable you see the spirit a newsman you see the new spirit it’s
a newsman you see the new spirit it’s
a newsman you see the new spirit it’s incredibly hard to tell them apart and
incredibly hard to tell them apart and
incredibly hard to tell them apart and that’s pretty amazing considering how
that’s pretty amazing considering how
that’s pretty amazing considering how outrageous they look right now the hair
outrageous they look right now the hair
outrageous they look right now the hair the wide mouth the crazy eyes think of
the wide mouth the crazy eyes think of
the wide mouth the crazy eyes think of it all in a mess of fists kicks tackles
it all in a mess of fists kicks tackles
it all in a mess of fists kicks tackles and fury
imagine all the gifs that would come
imagine all the gifs that would come from this outrageous fight there’s also
from this outrageous fight there’s also
from this outrageous fight there’s also the insanity factor these two
the insanity factor these two
the insanity factor these two doppelgangers pose viable threats for
doppelgangers pose viable threats for
doppelgangers pose viable threats for their reps as being or at least playing
their reps as being or at least playing
their reps as being or at least playing total nut jobs in the past at least we
total nut jobs in the past at least we
total nut jobs in the past at least we hope they bring that fervor to a fight
hope they bring that fervor to a fight
hope they bring that fervor to a fight if they do not even a coin toss could
if they do not even a coin toss could
if they do not even a coin toss could call this one number five Daniel Craig
call this one number five Daniel Craig
call this one number five Daniel Craig versus Matt Damon James Bowman James
versus Matt Damon James Bowman James
versus Matt Damon James Bowman James Bowman from the madness of Busey we’re
Bowman from the madness of Busey we’re
Bowman from the madness of Busey we’re now on to the suave sophisticated
now on to the suave sophisticated
now on to the suave sophisticated fighters Jason Bourne is dead you hear
fighters Jason Bourne is dead you hear
fighters Jason Bourne is dead you hear me he drank two weeks ago you’re gonna
me he drank two weeks ago you’re gonna
me he drank two weeks ago you’re gonna go tell him that Jason Bourne is dead
go tell him that Jason Bourne is dead
go tell him that Jason Bourne is dead Daniel Craig’s modern interpretation of
Daniel Craig’s modern interpretation of
Daniel Craig’s modern interpretation of James Bond it’s one of the best versions
James Bond it’s one of the best versions
James Bond it’s one of the best versions audiences have ever been treated to and
audiences have ever been treated to and
audiences have ever been treated to and then are coming to kill us we’re gonna
then are coming to kill us we’re gonna
then are coming to kill us we’re gonna kill him first
kill him first
kill him first similarly Matt Damon’s Jason Bourne
similarly Matt Damon’s Jason Bourne
similarly Matt Damon’s Jason Bourne instantly cemented himself in film war
instantly cemented himself in film war
instantly cemented himself in film war for being beyond cool and completely
for being beyond cool and completely
for being beyond cool and completely badass
they’re both intellectual fighters who
they’re both intellectual fighters who take advantage of their environments
take advantage of their environments
take advantage of their environments bond is a little scrappier while Bourne
bond is a little scrappier while Bourne
bond is a little scrappier while Bourne is 100 percent calculating both always
is 100 percent calculating both always
is 100 percent calculating both always find a way to win and both can be brutal
find a way to win and both can be brutal
find a way to win and both can be brutal when the situation proves necessary
they’re also master escape artists
they’re also master escape artists guaranteeing several late changes in
guaranteeing several late changes in
guaranteeing several late changes in fate but in the end there can only be
fate but in the end there can only be
fate but in the end there can only be one winner number 4 Nicolas Cage versus
one winner number 4 Nicolas Cage versus
one winner number 4 Nicolas Cage versus himself that way we can all agree Nic
himself that way we can all agree Nic
himself that way we can all agree Nic Cage is probably the best actor in the
Cage is probably the best actor in the
Cage is probably the best actor in the world right well at least he’s among the
world right well at least he’s among the
world right well at least he’s among the most committed that’s why we think he
most committed that’s why we think he
most committed that’s why we think he doesn’t need to fight anyone but himself
we already know that Cage is capable of
we already know that Cage is capable of being in more than one place at one time
being in more than one place at one time
being in more than one place at one time considering how many films he releases
considering how many films he releases
considering how many films he releases in any given year so physically playing
in any given year so physically playing
in any given year so physically playing multiple roles is a non-issue I couldn’t
multiple roles is a non-issue I couldn’t
multiple roles is a non-issue I couldn’t think of a more horrible job if I wanted
think of a more horrible job if I wanted
think of a more horrible job if I wanted to we also know his supreme dedication
to we also know his supreme dedication
to we also know his supreme dedication as an actor guarantees total investment
as an actor guarantees total investment
as an actor guarantees total investment into his characters seriously who needs
into his characters seriously who needs
into his characters seriously who needs other actors when you have the Nic Cage
number three Ryan Gosling versus Ryan
number three Ryan Gosling versus Ryan Reynolds wanna fight the ultimate
Reynolds wanna fight the ultimate
Reynolds wanna fight the ultimate showdown of male Beauty Gosling v
showdown of male Beauty Gosling v
showdown of male Beauty Gosling v Reynolds would pose one major dilemma
Reynolds would pose one major dilemma
Reynolds would pose one major dilemma and a few twists I’d say that you sound
and a few twists I’d say that you sound
and a few twists I’d say that you sound like an infomercial but not a good one
like an infomercial but not a good one
like an infomercial but not a good one like Slap Chop the elephant in the room
like Slap Chop the elephant in the room
like Slap Chop the elephant in the room these are two of the most beautiful men
these are two of the most beautiful men
these are two of the most beautiful men crafted since Michelangelo’s David
crafted since Michelangelo’s David
crafted since Michelangelo’s David Lean’s that way the world would be
Lean’s that way the world would be
Lean’s that way the world would be devastated if either of these men
devastated if either of these men
devastated if either of these men suffered even a scratch – they’re
suffered even a scratch – they’re
suffered even a scratch – they’re perfect faces crazy kids with their
perfect faces crazy kids with their
perfect faces crazy kids with their crazy baby looks aside the fight is
crazy baby looks aside the fight is
crazy baby looks aside the fight is interesting both are tough and a rugged
interesting both are tough and a rugged
interesting both are tough and a rugged roll-up-your-sleeves hair on the arms
roll-up-your-sleeves hair on the arms
roll-up-your-sleeves hair on the arms kind of way are you stalking me because
kind of way are you stalking me because
kind of way are you stalking me because that would be super Reynolds would talk
that would be super Reynolds would talk
that would be super Reynolds would talk a lot of trash as he does best
a lot of trash as he does best
a lot of trash as he does best well Gosling would silently brood as he
well Gosling would silently brood as he
well Gosling would silently brood as he does best ultimately we see this one as
does best ultimately we see this one as
does best ultimately we see this one as a street fight for the title of world’s
a street fight for the title of world’s
a street fight for the title of world’s sexiest man that’d be okay yeah sure
sexiest man that’d be okay yeah sure
sexiest man that’d be okay yeah sure number two Tom Cruise versus John
number two Tom Cruise versus John
number two Tom Cruise versus John Travolta we’re going to do it no sense
Travolta we’re going to do it no sense
Travolta we’re going to do it no sense dancing around this one we’re here for a
dancing around this one we’re here for a
dancing around this one we’re here for a Scientology showdown nothing at a
Scientology showdown nothing at a
Scientology showdown nothing at a certain point both of these actors
certain point both of these actors
certain point both of these actors dominated Hollywood now neither is the
dominated Hollywood now neither is the
dominated Hollywood now neither is the heavyweight he once was and there’s no
heavyweight he once was and there’s no
heavyweight he once was and there’s no doubt their love for Scientology had a
doubt their love for Scientology had a
doubt their love for Scientology had a little something to do with it is that a
little something to do with it is that a
little something to do with it is that a fact
fact
fact throughout the years Travolta and Cruz
throughout the years Travolta and Cruz
throughout the years Travolta and Cruz have become poster boys for the Church
have become poster boys for the Church
have become poster boys for the Church of Scientology can I at least come in
of Scientology can I at least come in
of Scientology can I at least come in and talk to you Wow
and talk to you Wow
and talk to you Wow okay but no tricks no tricks
hey we’d love to see these to battle in
hey we’d love to see these to battle in a secret church arena with an audience
a secret church arena with an audience
a secret church arena with an audience of fellow Hollywood Scientologists
of fellow Hollywood Scientologists
of fellow Hollywood Scientologists assuming anything goes this would be a
assuming anything goes this would be a
assuming anything goes this would be a ruthless brawl to determine top dog Oh
ruthless brawl to determine top dog Oh
ruthless brawl to determine top dog Oh Plan B let’s just kill each other before
Plan B let’s just kill each other before
Plan B let’s just kill each other before we unveil our number one pick here are
we unveil our number one pick here are
we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions to show you that
some honorable mentions to show you that
some honorable mentions to show you that it’s full of people ready to believe in
it’s full of people ready to believe in
it’s full of people ready to believe in God the instant I let it go I swear to
God the instant I let it go I swear to
God the instant I let it go I swear to you I’m gonna cry
you I’m gonna cry
you I’m gonna cry somebody came and got me on the track
somebody came and got me on the track
somebody came and got me on the track here’s how this happened we were sitting
here’s how this happened we were sitting
here’s how this happened we were sitting around having a meeting and we said
around having a meeting and we said
around having a meeting and we said let’s have a Bieber week an entire
let’s have a Bieber week an entire
let’s have a Bieber week an entire Bieber week and we’re like who would do
Bieber week and we’re like who would do
Bieber week and we’re like who would do it and they were like well what about
it and they were like well what about
it and they were like well what about Justin Bieber but still the place you
Justin Bieber but still the place you
Justin Bieber but still the place you live in is that much more drab and
live in is that much more drab and
live in is that much more drab and emigrate if they’re gone I guess I just
emigrate if they’re gone I guess I just
emigrate if they’re gone I guess I just miss my friend some men aren’t looking
miss my friend some men aren’t looking
miss my friend some men aren’t looking for anything logical like money they
for anything logical like money they
for anything logical like money they can’t be bought bullied reasoned or
can’t be bought bullied reasoned or
can’t be bought bullied reasoned or negotiated with number one Michael Cera
negotiated with number one Michael Cera
negotiated with number one Michael Cera versus Jesse Eisenberg okay so what
versus Jesse Eisenberg okay so what
versus Jesse Eisenberg okay so what they’re gonna be there are a few reasons
they’re gonna be there are a few reasons
they’re gonna be there are a few reasons to watch a fight many times it’s about
to watch a fight many times it’s about
to watch a fight many times it’s about the passion of the fighters or the
the passion of the fighters or the
the passion of the fighters or the talent on display yeah let me rephrase
talent on display yeah let me rephrase
talent on display yeah let me rephrase this other times you just want to see
this other times you just want to see
this other times you just want to see someone get what he or she deserves a
someone get what he or she deserves a
someone get what he or she deserves a nice punch to the face you have part of
nice punch to the face you have part of
nice punch to the face you have part of my attention you have the minimal amount
my attention you have the minimal amount
my attention you have the minimal amount the rest of my attention is back at the
the rest of my attention is back at the
the rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook where my colleagues
offices of Facebook where my colleagues
offices of Facebook where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in
and I are doing things that no one in
and I are doing things that no one in this room including and especially your
this room including and especially your
this room including and especially your clients are intellectually or creatively
clients are intellectually or creatively
clients are intellectually or creatively capable of doing Michael Cera and Jesse
capable of doing Michael Cera and Jesse
capable of doing Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg are both good character actors
Eisenberg are both good character actors
Eisenberg are both good character actors but we can’t stand a lot of the
but we can’t stand a lot of the
but we can’t stand a lot of the characters they portray my theory is if
characters they portray my theory is if
characters they portray my theory is if you can’t just avoid everybody you screw
you can’t just avoid everybody you screw
you can’t just avoid everybody you screw up we both have perfected playing
up we both have perfected playing
up we both have perfected playing annoying Tweedy characters that either
annoying Tweedy characters that either
annoying Tweedy characters that either talk fast or silently stew and are
talk fast or silently stew and are
talk fast or silently stew and are always supremely awkward you’re a virgin
always supremely awkward you’re a virgin
always supremely awkward you’re a virgin I can tell kiss me you meanie movies are
I can tell kiss me you meanie movies are
I can tell kiss me you meanie movies are usually better without these irritating
usually better without these irritating
usually better without these irritating character types let’s have them fight to
character types let’s have them fight to
character types let’s have them fight to the death instead and let’s make it
the death instead and let’s make it
the death instead and let’s make it painful it’s the least we deserve I
painful it’s the least we deserve I
painful it’s the least we deserve I don’t really miss dad do you agree with
don’t really miss dad do you agree with
don’t really miss dad do you agree with our list which actors would you like to
our list which actors would you like to
our list which actors would you like to see in a fight it’s not my fault you’re
see in a fight it’s not my fault you’re
see in a fight it’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something
like in love with me or something
like in love with me or something what oh no she did not for more unique
what oh no she did not for more unique
what oh no she did not for more unique top 10s published every day be sure to
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