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Top 10 Actors We Want To See Fight Each Other


rule number one no touching of the hair

rule number one no touching of the hair or face welcome to watchmojo.com and

or face welcome to watchmojo.com and

or face welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for

today we’re counting down our picks for

today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 actors we want to see fight

the top 10 actors we want to see fight

the top 10 actors we want to see fight each other I thought you were here to

each other I thought you were here to

each other I thought you were here to kill me what’d you do what do you need

kill me what’d you do what do you need

kill me what’d you do what do you need to know Hobie for this list we’ve

to know Hobie for this list we’ve

to know Hobie for this list we’ve considered multiple combinations of

considered multiple combinations of

considered multiple combinations of actors getting together for a good

actors getting together for a good

actors getting together for a good old-fashioned scrap imagine the amazing

old-fashioned scrap imagine the amazing

old-fashioned scrap imagine the amazing possibilities and determined which

possibilities and determined which

possibilities and determined which fights we’d like to see the most we’re

fights we’d like to see the most we’re

fights we’d like to see the most we’re looking at fights that have never

looking at fights that have never

looking at fights that have never happened before as far as we know but it

happened before as far as we know but it

happened before as far as we know but it is we who have found you just as we

is we who have found you just as we

is we who have found you just as we intended to do I understand so even

intended to do I understand so even

intended to do I understand so even though we’d be happy to watch Arnold and

though we’d be happy to watch Arnold and

though we’d be happy to watch Arnold and Stallone go at it again they will not be

Stallone go at it again they will not be

Stallone go at it again they will not be on this list

number 10 Eric Bana vs. Edward Norton

number 10 Eric Bana vs. Edward Norton vs. Mark Ruffalo

then Hulk smash again and how about one

then Hulk smash again and how about one more time

for years

for years Marvel has struggled to solidify the

Marvel has struggled to solidify the

Marvel has struggled to solidify the green Goliath on the silver screen it

green Goliath on the silver screen it

green Goliath on the silver screen it was been is boring Hulk in 2003 Norton’s

was been is boring Hulk in 2003 Norton’s

was been is boring Hulk in 2003 Norton’s slightly more exciting The Incredible

slightly more exciting The Incredible

slightly more exciting The Incredible Hulk in 2008 and since then they’ve kind

Hulk in 2008 and since then they’ve kind

Hulk in 2008 and since then they’ve kind of just let Mark Ruffalo run around and

of just let Mark Ruffalo run around and

of just let Mark Ruffalo run around and smash things in The Avengers movies this

smash things in The Avengers movies this

smash things in The Avengers movies this fight between all three major studio

fight between all three major studio

fight between all three major studio Hulk’s could finally give us the

Hulk’s could finally give us the

Hulk’s could finally give us the destructive movie we’ve all been waiting

destructive movie we’ve all been waiting

destructive movie we’ve all been waiting for

think of the chaos and carnage one

think of the chaos and carnage one banner not enough number 9 jean-claude

banner not enough number 9 jean-claude

banner not enough number 9 jean-claude van damme vs. Steven Seagal please God

van damme vs. Steven Seagal please God

van damme vs. Steven Seagal please God let me run into this guy someday we

let me run into this guy someday we

let me run into this guy someday we should really be mad at Hollywood for

should really be mad at Hollywood for

should really be mad at Hollywood for not making this movie already seriously

not making this movie already seriously

not making this movie already seriously what are they doing two of the most

what are they doing two of the most

what are they doing two of the most well-known ass kickers in film history

well-known ass kickers in film history

well-known ass kickers in film history and we haven’t seen them square off

and we haven’t seen them square off

and we haven’t seen them square off against one another

against one another

against one another shame on you Hollywood so that means you

shame on you Hollywood so that means you

shame on you Hollywood so that means you can’t touch me that’s right I forgot

these two would provide a technically

these two would provide a technically brilliant fight as both are experts in

brilliant fight as both are experts in

brilliant fight as both are experts in different forms of martial arts it’s

different forms of martial arts it’s

different forms of martial arts it’s only for you guys and

only for you guys and

only for you guys and you only have one shot left in here yeah

they’d also divide audiences as each has

they’d also divide audiences as each has their own fan base we just like to see

their own fan base we just like to see

their own fan base we just like to see these guys return to a bit of stardom

these guys return to a bit of stardom

these guys return to a bit of stardom they’re too good to be doing Volvo

they’re too good to be doing Volvo

they’re too good to be doing Volvo commercials and getting ripped apart on

commercials and getting ripped apart on

commercials and getting ripped apart on South Park I’m a big action movie star

number eight Leonardo DiCaprio versus

number eight Leonardo DiCaprio versus Matthew McConaughey with a common

Matthew McConaughey with a common

Matthew McConaughey with a common denominator all right all right all

denominator all right all right all

denominator all right all right all right here’s a fight that breaks the

right here’s a fight that breaks the

right here’s a fight that breaks the mold hey you fellas come from Providence

mold hey you fellas come from Providence

mold hey you fellas come from Providence Dissidia business where we come from is

Dissidia business where we come from is

Dissidia business where we come from is in our whatever in cannolis

these guys meet to uncommon categories

these guys meet to uncommon categories for fighters first they’re both method

for fighters first they’re both method

for fighters first they’re both method actors or at least they’ve used the

actors or at least they’ve used the

actors or at least they’ve used the technique before past rom-coms aside

technique before past rom-coms aside

technique before past rom-coms aside McConaughey now like leo goes for the

McConaughey now like leo goes for the

McConaughey now like leo goes for the Oscar bait it’s Muslim country we know

Oscar bait it’s Muslim country we know

Oscar bait it’s Muslim country we know they’d invest their entire being into

they’d invest their entire being into

they’d invest their entire being into the role we’re giving them now producing

the role we’re giving them now producing

the role we’re giving them now producing an incredibly realistic and brutal fight

an incredibly realistic and brutal fight

an incredibly realistic and brutal fight second they’re both smooth eloquent

second they’re both smooth eloquent

second they’re both smooth eloquent talkers gifted at delivering captivating

talkers gifted at delivering captivating

talkers gifted at delivering captivating monologues that’s the factor that has us

monologues that’s the factor that has us

monologues that’s the factor that has us most excited you see under the laws

most excited you see under the laws

most excited you see under the laws Chickasaw County boom hill dia is my

Chickasaw County boom hill dia is my

Chickasaw County boom hill dia is my property and I can choose to do with my

property and I can choose to do with my

property and I can choose to do with my property whatever I so desire imagine

property whatever I so desire imagine

property whatever I so desire imagine the verbal sparring these two would

the verbal sparring these two would

the verbal sparring these two would engage in just before they turn to

engage in just before they turn to

engage in just before they turn to violence I think human consciousness was

violence I think human consciousness was

violence I think human consciousness was a tragic misstep in evolution we became

a tragic misstep in evolution we became

a tragic misstep in evolution we became too self-aware nature created an aspect

too self-aware nature created an aspect

too self-aware nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself we are

of nature separate from itself we are

of nature separate from itself we are creatures that should not exist by

creatures that should not exist by

creatures that should not exist by natural law the increasing tension would

natural law the increasing tension would

natural law the increasing tension would be palpable as each disarms the other

be palpable as each disarms the other

be palpable as each disarms the other with brutal intellectual wordplay

with brutal intellectual wordplay

with brutal intellectual wordplay I want to that’s not why I do it I do

I want to that’s not why I do it I do

I want to that’s not why I do it I do because I need to number seven Milla

because I need to number seven Milla

because I need to number seven Milla Jovovich vs. Charlize Theron Hey I was

Jovovich vs. Charlize Theron Hey I was

Jovovich vs. Charlize Theron Hey I was just gonna time in 2006 vh1 kindly

just gonna time in 2006 vh1 kindly

just gonna time in 2006 vh1 kindly awarded Milla Jovovich the title of

awarded Milla Jovovich the title of

awarded Milla Jovovich the title of reigning queen of kick but it’s easy to

reigning queen of kick but it’s easy to

reigning queen of kick but it’s easy to see why considering her badass roles as

see why considering her badass roles as

see why considering her badass roles as Alice in the Resident Evil franchise and

Alice in the Resident Evil franchise and

Alice in the Resident Evil franchise and violet in ultraviolet

but there may be a new queen in

but there may be a new queen in Hollywood Charlize Theron certainly

Hollywood Charlize Theron certainly

Hollywood Charlize Theron certainly demonstrated her kick-ass abilities as

demonstrated her kick-ass abilities as

demonstrated her kick-ass abilities as the titular character in Aeon Flux and

the titular character in Aeon Flux and

the titular character in Aeon Flux and as a super-powered human in Hancock

but it was her unexpectedly brilliant

but it was her unexpectedly brilliant performance as furiosa in Mad Max fury

performance as furiosa in Mad Max fury

performance as furiosa in Mad Max fury road that amazed audiences you’ve done

road that amazed audiences you’ve done

road that amazed audiences you’ve done this before

this before

this before many times these two fought

many times these two fought

many times these two fought we’d be guaranteed and intelligent and

we’d be guaranteed and intelligent and

we’d be guaranteed and intelligent and intense yet gritty battle what more

intense yet gritty battle what more

intense yet gritty battle what more could we ask for

could we ask for

could we ask for when I yell fool you drive out of here

when I yell fool you drive out of here

when I yell fool you drive out of here as fast as you can

as fast as you can

as fast as you can number six Gary Busey versus Nick Nolte

okay stay with us here for a minute

okay stay with us here for a minute Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are pretty

Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are pretty

Gary Busey and Nick Nolte are pretty much interchangeable you see the spirit

much interchangeable you see the spirit

much interchangeable you see the spirit a newsman you see the new spirit it’s

a newsman you see the new spirit it’s

a newsman you see the new spirit it’s incredibly hard to tell them apart and

incredibly hard to tell them apart and

incredibly hard to tell them apart and that’s pretty amazing considering how

that’s pretty amazing considering how

that’s pretty amazing considering how outrageous they look right now the hair

outrageous they look right now the hair

outrageous they look right now the hair the wide mouth the crazy eyes think of

the wide mouth the crazy eyes think of

the wide mouth the crazy eyes think of it all in a mess of fists kicks tackles

it all in a mess of fists kicks tackles

it all in a mess of fists kicks tackles and fury

imagine all the gifs that would come

imagine all the gifs that would come from this outrageous fight there’s also

from this outrageous fight there’s also

from this outrageous fight there’s also the insanity factor these two

the insanity factor these two

the insanity factor these two doppelgangers pose viable threats for

doppelgangers pose viable threats for

doppelgangers pose viable threats for their reps as being or at least playing

their reps as being or at least playing

their reps as being or at least playing total nut jobs in the past at least we

total nut jobs in the past at least we

total nut jobs in the past at least we hope they bring that fervor to a fight

hope they bring that fervor to a fight

hope they bring that fervor to a fight if they do not even a coin toss could

if they do not even a coin toss could

if they do not even a coin toss could call this one number five Daniel Craig

call this one number five Daniel Craig

call this one number five Daniel Craig versus Matt Damon James Bowman James

versus Matt Damon James Bowman James

versus Matt Damon James Bowman James Bowman from the madness of Busey we’re

Bowman from the madness of Busey we’re

Bowman from the madness of Busey we’re now on to the suave sophisticated

now on to the suave sophisticated

now on to the suave sophisticated fighters Jason Bourne is dead you hear

fighters Jason Bourne is dead you hear

fighters Jason Bourne is dead you hear me he drank two weeks ago you’re gonna

me he drank two weeks ago you’re gonna

me he drank two weeks ago you’re gonna go tell him that Jason Bourne is dead

go tell him that Jason Bourne is dead

go tell him that Jason Bourne is dead Daniel Craig’s modern interpretation of

Daniel Craig’s modern interpretation of

Daniel Craig’s modern interpretation of James Bond it’s one of the best versions

James Bond it’s one of the best versions

James Bond it’s one of the best versions audiences have ever been treated to and

audiences have ever been treated to and

audiences have ever been treated to and then are coming to kill us we’re gonna

then are coming to kill us we’re gonna

then are coming to kill us we’re gonna kill him first

kill him first

kill him first similarly Matt Damon’s Jason Bourne

similarly Matt Damon’s Jason Bourne

similarly Matt Damon’s Jason Bourne instantly cemented himself in film war

instantly cemented himself in film war

instantly cemented himself in film war for being beyond cool and completely

for being beyond cool and completely

for being beyond cool and completely badass

they’re both intellectual fighters who

they’re both intellectual fighters who take advantage of their environments

take advantage of their environments

take advantage of their environments bond is a little scrappier while Bourne

bond is a little scrappier while Bourne

bond is a little scrappier while Bourne is 100 percent calculating both always

is 100 percent calculating both always

is 100 percent calculating both always find a way to win and both can be brutal

find a way to win and both can be brutal

find a way to win and both can be brutal when the situation proves necessary

they’re also master escape artists

they’re also master escape artists guaranteeing several late changes in

guaranteeing several late changes in

guaranteeing several late changes in fate but in the end there can only be

fate but in the end there can only be

fate but in the end there can only be one winner number 4 Nicolas Cage versus

one winner number 4 Nicolas Cage versus

one winner number 4 Nicolas Cage versus himself that way we can all agree Nic

himself that way we can all agree Nic

himself that way we can all agree Nic Cage is probably the best actor in the

Cage is probably the best actor in the

Cage is probably the best actor in the world right well at least he’s among the

world right well at least he’s among the

world right well at least he’s among the most committed that’s why we think he

most committed that’s why we think he

most committed that’s why we think he doesn’t need to fight anyone but himself

we already know that Cage is capable of

we already know that Cage is capable of being in more than one place at one time

being in more than one place at one time

being in more than one place at one time considering how many films he releases

considering how many films he releases

considering how many films he releases in any given year so physically playing

in any given year so physically playing

in any given year so physically playing multiple roles is a non-issue I couldn’t

multiple roles is a non-issue I couldn’t

multiple roles is a non-issue I couldn’t think of a more horrible job if I wanted

think of a more horrible job if I wanted

think of a more horrible job if I wanted to we also know his supreme dedication

to we also know his supreme dedication

to we also know his supreme dedication as an actor guarantees total investment

as an actor guarantees total investment

as an actor guarantees total investment into his characters seriously who needs

into his characters seriously who needs

into his characters seriously who needs other actors when you have the Nic Cage

number three Ryan Gosling versus Ryan

number three Ryan Gosling versus Ryan Reynolds wanna fight the ultimate

Reynolds wanna fight the ultimate

Reynolds wanna fight the ultimate showdown of male Beauty Gosling v

showdown of male Beauty Gosling v

showdown of male Beauty Gosling v Reynolds would pose one major dilemma

Reynolds would pose one major dilemma

Reynolds would pose one major dilemma and a few twists I’d say that you sound

and a few twists I’d say that you sound

and a few twists I’d say that you sound like an infomercial but not a good one

like an infomercial but not a good one

like an infomercial but not a good one like Slap Chop the elephant in the room

like Slap Chop the elephant in the room

like Slap Chop the elephant in the room these are two of the most beautiful men

these are two of the most beautiful men

these are two of the most beautiful men crafted since Michelangelo’s David

crafted since Michelangelo’s David

crafted since Michelangelo’s David Lean’s that way the world would be

Lean’s that way the world would be

Lean’s that way the world would be devastated if either of these men

devastated if either of these men

devastated if either of these men suffered even a scratch – they’re

suffered even a scratch – they’re

suffered even a scratch – they’re perfect faces crazy kids with their

perfect faces crazy kids with their

perfect faces crazy kids with their crazy baby looks aside the fight is

crazy baby looks aside the fight is

crazy baby looks aside the fight is interesting both are tough and a rugged

interesting both are tough and a rugged

interesting both are tough and a rugged roll-up-your-sleeves hair on the arms

roll-up-your-sleeves hair on the arms

roll-up-your-sleeves hair on the arms kind of way are you stalking me because

kind of way are you stalking me because

kind of way are you stalking me because that would be super Reynolds would talk

that would be super Reynolds would talk

that would be super Reynolds would talk a lot of trash as he does best

a lot of trash as he does best

a lot of trash as he does best well Gosling would silently brood as he

well Gosling would silently brood as he

well Gosling would silently brood as he does best ultimately we see this one as

does best ultimately we see this one as

does best ultimately we see this one as a street fight for the title of world’s

a street fight for the title of world’s

a street fight for the title of world’s sexiest man that’d be okay yeah sure

sexiest man that’d be okay yeah sure

sexiest man that’d be okay yeah sure number two Tom Cruise versus John

number two Tom Cruise versus John

number two Tom Cruise versus John Travolta we’re going to do it no sense

Travolta we’re going to do it no sense

Travolta we’re going to do it no sense dancing around this one we’re here for a

dancing around this one we’re here for a

dancing around this one we’re here for a Scientology showdown nothing at a

Scientology showdown nothing at a

Scientology showdown nothing at a certain point both of these actors

certain point both of these actors

certain point both of these actors dominated Hollywood now neither is the

dominated Hollywood now neither is the

dominated Hollywood now neither is the heavyweight he once was and there’s no

heavyweight he once was and there’s no

heavyweight he once was and there’s no doubt their love for Scientology had a

doubt their love for Scientology had a

doubt their love for Scientology had a little something to do with it is that a

little something to do with it is that a

little something to do with it is that a fact

fact

fact throughout the years Travolta and Cruz

throughout the years Travolta and Cruz

throughout the years Travolta and Cruz have become poster boys for the Church

have become poster boys for the Church

have become poster boys for the Church of Scientology can I at least come in

of Scientology can I at least come in

of Scientology can I at least come in and talk to you Wow

and talk to you Wow

and talk to you Wow okay but no tricks no tricks

hey we’d love to see these to battle in

hey we’d love to see these to battle in a secret church arena with an audience

a secret church arena with an audience

a secret church arena with an audience of fellow Hollywood Scientologists

of fellow Hollywood Scientologists

of fellow Hollywood Scientologists assuming anything goes this would be a

assuming anything goes this would be a

assuming anything goes this would be a ruthless brawl to determine top dog Oh

ruthless brawl to determine top dog Oh

ruthless brawl to determine top dog Oh Plan B let’s just kill each other before

Plan B let’s just kill each other before

Plan B let’s just kill each other before we unveil our number one pick here are

we unveil our number one pick here are

we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions to show you that

some honorable mentions to show you that

some honorable mentions to show you that it’s full of people ready to believe in

it’s full of people ready to believe in

it’s full of people ready to believe in God the instant I let it go I swear to

God the instant I let it go I swear to

God the instant I let it go I swear to you I’m gonna cry

you I’m gonna cry

you I’m gonna cry somebody came and got me on the track

somebody came and got me on the track

somebody came and got me on the track here’s how this happened we were sitting

here’s how this happened we were sitting

here’s how this happened we were sitting around having a meeting and we said

around having a meeting and we said

around having a meeting and we said let’s have a Bieber week an entire

let’s have a Bieber week an entire

let’s have a Bieber week an entire Bieber week and we’re like who would do

Bieber week and we’re like who would do

Bieber week and we’re like who would do it and they were like well what about

it and they were like well what about

it and they were like well what about Justin Bieber but still the place you

Justin Bieber but still the place you

Justin Bieber but still the place you live in is that much more drab and

live in is that much more drab and

live in is that much more drab and emigrate if they’re gone I guess I just

emigrate if they’re gone I guess I just

emigrate if they’re gone I guess I just miss my friend some men aren’t looking

miss my friend some men aren’t looking

miss my friend some men aren’t looking for anything logical like money they

for anything logical like money they

for anything logical like money they can’t be bought bullied reasoned or

can’t be bought bullied reasoned or

can’t be bought bullied reasoned or negotiated with number one Michael Cera

negotiated with number one Michael Cera

negotiated with number one Michael Cera versus Jesse Eisenberg okay so what

versus Jesse Eisenberg okay so what

versus Jesse Eisenberg okay so what they’re gonna be there are a few reasons

they’re gonna be there are a few reasons

they’re gonna be there are a few reasons to watch a fight many times it’s about

to watch a fight many times it’s about

to watch a fight many times it’s about the passion of the fighters or the

the passion of the fighters or the

the passion of the fighters or the talent on display yeah let me rephrase

talent on display yeah let me rephrase

talent on display yeah let me rephrase this other times you just want to see

this other times you just want to see

this other times you just want to see someone get what he or she deserves a

someone get what he or she deserves a

someone get what he or she deserves a nice punch to the face you have part of

nice punch to the face you have part of

nice punch to the face you have part of my attention you have the minimal amount

my attention you have the minimal amount

my attention you have the minimal amount the rest of my attention is back at the

the rest of my attention is back at the

the rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook where my colleagues

offices of Facebook where my colleagues

offices of Facebook where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in

and I are doing things that no one in

and I are doing things that no one in this room including and especially your

this room including and especially your

this room including and especially your clients are intellectually or creatively

clients are intellectually or creatively

clients are intellectually or creatively capable of doing Michael Cera and Jesse

capable of doing Michael Cera and Jesse

capable of doing Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg are both good character actors

Eisenberg are both good character actors

Eisenberg are both good character actors but we can’t stand a lot of the

but we can’t stand a lot of the

but we can’t stand a lot of the characters they portray my theory is if

characters they portray my theory is if

characters they portray my theory is if you can’t just avoid everybody you screw

you can’t just avoid everybody you screw

you can’t just avoid everybody you screw up we both have perfected playing

up we both have perfected playing

up we both have perfected playing annoying Tweedy characters that either

annoying Tweedy characters that either

annoying Tweedy characters that either talk fast or silently stew and are

talk fast or silently stew and are

talk fast or silently stew and are always supremely awkward you’re a virgin

always supremely awkward you’re a virgin

always supremely awkward you’re a virgin I can tell kiss me you meanie movies are

I can tell kiss me you meanie movies are

I can tell kiss me you meanie movies are usually better without these irritating

usually better without these irritating

usually better without these irritating character types let’s have them fight to

character types let’s have them fight to

character types let’s have them fight to the death instead and let’s make it

the death instead and let’s make it

the death instead and let’s make it painful it’s the least we deserve I

painful it’s the least we deserve I

painful it’s the least we deserve I don’t really miss dad do you agree with

don’t really miss dad do you agree with

don’t really miss dad do you agree with our list which actors would you like to

our list which actors would you like to

our list which actors would you like to see in a fight it’s not my fault you’re

see in a fight it’s not my fault you’re

see in a fight it’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something

like in love with me or something

like in love with me or something what oh no she did not for more unique

what oh no she did not for more unique

what oh no she did not for more unique top 10s published every day be sure to

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