this comedian always has something to say hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and
say hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and
say hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and today are chatting with Johnny
today are chatting with Johnny
today are chatting with Johnny guardhouse who is transfixed by
guardhouse who is transfixed by
guardhouse who is transfixed by Veronica’s beauty now you’ve been
Veronica’s beauty now you’ve been
Veronica’s beauty now you’ve been touring now for 17 years doing stand-up
touring now for 17 years doing stand-up
touring now for 17 years doing stand-up comedy what were you doing before you
comedy what were you doing before you
comedy what were you doing before you began I was trying to be a student
began I was trying to be a student
began I was trying to be a student uh-huh yeah I went to went to Carleton
uh-huh yeah I went to went to Carleton
uh-huh yeah I went to went to Carleton University I took English I think and
University I took English I think and
University I took English I think and then apparel if you don’t get a great
then apparel if you don’t get a great
then apparel if you don’t get a great part average didn’t I skip back
part average didn’t I skip back
part average didn’t I skip back so did being a student help your
so did being a student help your
so did being a student help your material I was just a jackass yeah I was
material I was just a jackass yeah I was
material I was just a jackass yeah I was just an idiot and humor kind of got me
just an idiot and humor kind of got me
just an idiot and humor kind of got me through a lot of stuff we met this woman
through a lot of stuff we met this woman
through a lot of stuff we met this woman on our plane she said that’s what they
you know my joke ready to start a hit a
you know my joke ready to start a hit a bit of a stride and everything kind of
bit of a stride and everything kind of
bit of a stride and everything kind of rocked out and then I did this thing
rocked out and then I did this thing
rocked out and then I did this thing with a comedy show been called the
with a comedy show been called the
with a comedy show been called the Blockheads we did Jerry Springer and
Blockheads we did Jerry Springer and
Blockheads we did Jerry Springer and that definitely was a combination of
that definitely was a combination of
that definitely was a combination of just kind of everything happening at
just kind of everything happening at
just kind of everything happening at once
once
once I mean that changed my career a couple
I mean that changed my career a couple
I mean that changed my career a couple years ago I I slept with our babysitter
years ago I I slept with our babysitter
years ago I I slept with our babysitter that stunt that you pulled on Jerry
that stunt that you pulled on Jerry
that stunt that you pulled on Jerry Springer is actually one of your most
Springer is actually one of your most
Springer is actually one of your most popular things online can you tell us
popular things online can you tell us
popular things online can you tell us more about it you know it was I lived
more about it you know it was I lived
more about it you know it was I lived with comics a muncher by the name of
with comics a muncher by the name of
with comics a muncher by the name of instant wrote on one at four I was
instant wrote on one at four I was
instant wrote on one at four I was married and when I was single and young
married and when I was single and young
married and when I was single and young you know we’d roll out of bed at the
you know we’d roll out of bed at the
you know we’d roll out of bed at the crack of 11:00 you know and we’d come
crack of 11:00 you know and we’d come
crack of 11:00 you know and we’d come downstairs and have a cup of tea and
downstairs and have a cup of tea and
downstairs and have a cup of tea and we’d watch we watch Springer and then at
we’d watch we watch Springer and then at
we’d watch we watch Springer and then at 2:30 in the morning it would be on again
2:30 in the morning it would be on again
2:30 in the morning it would be on again is that usually when we were rolled in
is that usually when we were rolled in
is that usually when we were rolled in from shows so we just kind of meet in
from shows so we just kind of meet in
from shows so we just kind of meet in the living room and watch Springer again
the living room and watch Springer again
the living room and watch Springer again him one night it was a plea have you
him one night it was a plea have you
him one night it was a plea have you ever slept with the babies here to know
ever slept with the babies here to know
ever slept with the babies here to know someone that has and I laughed and went
someone that has and I laughed and went
someone that has and I laughed and went to the kitchen to get ice cream I still
to the kitchen to get ice cream I still
to the kitchen to get ice cream I still remember it because we never had ice
remember it because we never had ice
remember it because we never had ice cream
cream
cream and Ian called and left my name and this
and Ian called and left my name and this
and Ian called and left my name and this towards story about how to had a fair of
towards story about how to had a fair of
towards story about how to had a fair of the babysitter that was Friday Monday
the babysitter that was Friday Monday
the babysitter that was Friday Monday they called back and I said didn’t know
they called back and I said didn’t know
they called back and I said didn’t know what you’re talking about and they just
what you’re talking about and they just
what you’re talking about and they just read the whole transcript back and then
read the whole transcript back and then
read the whole transcript back and then it just kind of rolled from there and by
it just kind of rolled from there and by
it just kind of rolled from there and by Sunday we were in Chicago why would you
Sunday we were in Chicago why would you
Sunday we were in Chicago why would you choose a television show to tell your
choose a television show to tell your
choose a television show to tell your wife something so intimate say for me
wife something so intimate say for me
wife something so intimate say for me then a reporter found out he watched it
then a reporter found out he watched it
then a reporter found out he watched it knowing where all it was a comedy
knowing where all it was a comedy
knowing where all it was a comedy reporter and he realized that we’re all
reporter and he realized that we’re all
reporter and he realized that we’re all full of crap and he called them on it
full of crap and he called them on it
full of crap and he called them on it and you know then they sued us oh yeah I
and you know then they sued us oh yeah I
and you know then they sued us oh yeah I was big that what they were suing us for
was big that what they were suing us for
was big that what they were suing us for a hundred and eighty thousand dollars
a hundred and eighty thousand dollars
a hundred and eighty thousand dollars each and our defense was good luck you
each and our defense was good luck you
each and our defense was good luck you know I combined everything I own is
know I combined everything I own is
know I combined everything I own is maybe two grand maybe it just kinda
maybe two grand maybe it just kinda
maybe two grand maybe it just kinda rolled and rolled and rolled until we
rolled and rolled and rolled until we
rolled and rolled and rolled until we settled out of court and there was a ban
settled out of court and there was a ban
settled out of court and there was a ban publication Menen on us that we could
publication Menen on us that we could
publication Menen on us that we could talk about the settlement for three
talk about the settlement for three
talk about the settlement for three years and i was a while ago so i used to
years and i was a while ago so i used to
years and i was a while ago so i used to say it was about nine bucks and below
say it was about nine bucks and below
say it was about nine bucks and below eleven so we settled for ten bucks
eleven so we settled for ten bucks
eleven so we settled for ten bucks now that’s something that you did when
now that’s something that you did when
now that’s something that you did when you were single now that you’re a
you were single now that you’re a
you were single now that you’re a married man how has your material
married man how has your material
married man how has your material changed it changed a lot every mail I
changed it changed a lot every mail I
changed it changed a lot every mail I always saw these comics were married
always saw these comics were married
always saw these comics were married they did jokes about their wives and
they did jokes about their wives and
they did jokes about their wives and their funny stuff and I thought
their funny stuff and I thought
their funny stuff and I thought literally I mean if I keep hearing am i
literally I mean if I keep hearing am i
literally I mean if I keep hearing am i mister doing lots of wife jokes yes I
was a great gauge for to I write a joke
was a great gauge for to I write a joke about her and I’ll be honest I tell her
about her and I’ll be honest I tell her
about her and I’ll be honest I tell her every joke I write nothing is a surprise
every joke I write nothing is a surprise
every joke I write nothing is a surprise on stage and nine times out of ten this
on stage and nine times out of ten this
on stage and nine times out of ten this is the way it works if I tell her and
is the way it works if I tell her and
is the way it works if I tell her and she goes yeah I’ll do it cuz it kills if
she goes yeah I’ll do it cuz it kills if
she goes yeah I’ll do it cuz it kills if she goes unlike that I don’t cuz it’ll
she goes unlike that I don’t cuz it’ll
she goes unlike that I don’t cuz it’ll die that is tried and tested tried and
die that is tried and tested tried and
die that is tried and tested tried and tested he’s in jail
tested he’s in jail
tested he’s in jail like she’ll say don’t you never seem to
like she’ll say don’t you never seem to
like she’ll say don’t you never seem to be at a loss for words is there anything
be at a loss for words is there anything
be at a loss for words is there anything that will actually make you speechless I
that will actually make you speechless I
that will actually make you speechless I think my kid number two and half year
think my kid number two and half year
think my kid number two and half year old and she definitely makes me
old and she definitely makes me
old and she definitely makes me speechless this whole process of seeing
speechless this whole process of seeing
speechless this whole process of seeing something grow and just change day by
something grow and just change day by
something grow and just change day by day I’m constantly speechless by that
day I’m constantly speechless by that
day I’m constantly speechless by that and the size of her dumps sometimes are
and the size of her dumps sometimes are
and the size of her dumps sometimes are absolutely they like well thanks is
absolutely they like well thanks is
absolutely they like well thanks is great you having you thanks for having
great you having you thanks for having
great you having you thanks for having me I really do appreciate thanks for
me I really do appreciate thanks for
me I really do appreciate thanks for coming out and I mean a lovely lovely
coming out and I mean a lovely lovely
coming out and I mean a lovely lovely girl lovely they want you to wake up
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