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Subprime Mortgages Screwed Me Again


what can we do for you today mr. clube

what can we do for you today mr. clube check it’s Clark okay mr. Khrushchev

check it’s Clark okay mr. Khrushchev

check it’s Clark okay mr. Khrushchev just call me Frank can I make it

just call me Frank can I make it

just call me Frank can I make it withdrawal should think Frank hold on

withdrawal should think Frank hold on

withdrawal should think Frank hold on one second it says here you have

one second it says here you have

one second it says here you have insufficient funds I didn’t even tell

insufficient funds I didn’t even tell

insufficient funds I didn’t even tell you how much money I wanted to withdraw

you how much money I wanted to withdraw

you how much money I wanted to withdraw I must have at least a thousand what are

I must have at least a thousand what are

I must have at least a thousand what are you doing what are you doing with my

you doing what are you doing with my

you doing what are you doing with my guard what kind of bank is this we had

guard what kind of bank is this we had

guard what kind of bank is this we had idle bank value you as a client and

idle bank value you as a client and

idle bank value you as a client and appreciate your business but adverse

appreciate your business but adverse

appreciate your business but adverse conditions in the subprime mortgage

conditions in the subprime mortgage

conditions in the subprime mortgage credit markets have caused our

credit markets have caused our

credit markets have caused our shareholders abnormal losses as a result

shareholders abnormal losses as a result

shareholders abnormal losses as a result the bank has lost ten billion dollars

the bank has lost ten billion dollars

the bank has lost ten billion dollars and has been forced to lay off 10,000

and has been forced to lay off 10,000

and has been forced to lay off 10,000 employees to make up for the such losses

employees to make up for the such losses

employees to make up for the such losses we’ve had to allocate funds from your

we’ve had to allocate funds from your

we’ve had to allocate funds from your account to ours thanks for understanding

account to ours thanks for understanding

account to ours thanks for understanding agreeing to the terms and conditions of

agreeing to the terms and conditions of

agreeing to the terms and conditions of this contract you stole my money did you

this contract you stole my money did you

this contract you stole my money did you read the Terms and Conditions sir I

read the Terms and Conditions sir I

read the Terms and Conditions sir I never got any conditions I didn’t get

never got any conditions I didn’t get

never got any conditions I didn’t get anything in the mail we at idle bank

anything in the mail we at idle bank

anything in the mail we at idle bank value as a client and appreciate your

value as a client and appreciate your

value as a client and appreciate your business but adverse conditions in the

business but adverse conditions in the

business but adverse conditions in the subprime mortgage credit markets have

subprime mortgage credit markets have

subprime mortgage credit markets have caused their shareholders abnormal

caused their shareholders abnormal

caused their shareholders abnormal losses as a result that mangas replace

losses as a result that mangas replace

losses as a result that mangas replace most of its non-core documents with Pam

most of its non-core documents with Pam

most of its non-core documents with Pam Palace ones that we get found online at

Palace ones that we get found online at

Palace ones that we get found online at our website the last time I went to the

our website the last time I went to the

our website the last time I went to the site it was down we write Oh bank value

site it was down we write Oh bank value

site it was down we write Oh bank value as a client let me guess sub-prime loans

as a client let me guess sub-prime loans

as a client let me guess sub-prime loans this spank rock

excuse me sir turn around slowly hands

excuse me sir turn around slowly hands in the air I’m not a bank robber it’s

in the air I’m not a bank robber it’s

in the air I’m not a bank robber it’s just a figure of speech we at idle Bank

just a figure of speech we at idle Bank

just a figure of speech we at idle Bank appreciate your business and value you

appreciate your business and value you

appreciate your business and value you as a client but due to adverse

as a client but due to adverse

as a client but due to adverse conditions of the subprime mortgage

conditions of the subprime mortgage

conditions of the subprime mortgage credit markets our shareholders are

credit markets our shareholders are

credit markets our shareholders are suffered at a normal amount of losses as

suffered at a normal amount of losses as

suffered at a normal amount of losses as a result the bank has slashed budgets

a result the bank has slashed budgets

a result the bank has slashed budgets for security guard uniforms please take

for security guard uniforms please take

for security guard uniforms please take off your pants and hand them over

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