pop that coochie pop the cushy pop it out stripper wars brain hacks and
out stripper wars brain hacks and
out stripper wars brain hacks and wu-tang Wang just because you don’t need
wu-tang Wang just because you don’t need
wu-tang Wang just because you don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t mean
to know about these stories doesn’t mean
to know about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you welcome to
they won’t interest you welcome to
they won’t interest you welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
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watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch where we bring you the Internet’s
where we bring you the Internet’s
where we bring you the Internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this
weirdest and coolest news stories this
weirdest and coolest news stories this week we’re looking at sisterly stripper
week we’re looking at sisterly stripper
week we’re looking at sisterly stripper Wars brainwave apps and schlong snips
Wars brainwave apps and schlong snips
Wars brainwave apps and schlong snips yikes yep shove it deck number three
yikes yep shove it deck number three
yikes yep shove it deck number three stripper Wars
according to British pop band right said
according to British pop band right said fred there’s definitely a threshold for
fred there’s definitely a threshold for
fred there’s definitely a threshold for sexiness 64 my car my car too sexy by
sexiness 64 my car my car too sexy by
sexiness 64 my car my car too sexy by far but as Deanna Miller of Springfield
far but as Deanna Miller of Springfield
far but as Deanna Miller of Springfield Massachusetts expressed it’s possible to
Massachusetts expressed it’s possible to
Massachusetts expressed it’s possible to be too sexy for your sister wow it
be too sexy for your sister wow it
be too sexy for your sister wow it really is easy to raise money when you
really is easy to raise money when you
really is easy to raise money when you sell out your gender 28 year old Miller
sell out your gender 28 year old Miller
sell out your gender 28 year old Miller was watching her younger sister dance at
was watching her younger sister dance at
was watching her younger sister dance at the center stage strip club and was
the center stage strip club and was
the center stage strip club and was appalled at the level of sexiness her
appalled at the level of sexiness her
appalled at the level of sexiness her sister was achieving on stage it is
sister was achieving on stage it is
sister was achieving on stage it is getting Jake and mas
an expert of filled rant ensued quote
an expert of filled rant ensued quote I’m gonna beat your fucking ass if you
I’m gonna beat your fucking ass if you
I’m gonna beat your fucking ass if you dance like that again which escalated
dance like that again which escalated
dance like that again which escalated into a fury of fists between the two
into a fury of fists between the two
into a fury of fists between the two siblings I don’t like to be touched
after requiring police intervention the
after requiring police intervention the two are scheduled to appear in court in
two are scheduled to appear in court in
two are scheduled to appear in court in may to address the sexual surplus
may to address the sexual surplus
may to address the sexual surplus exhibited by the younger sister but
exhibited by the younger sister but
exhibited by the younger sister but kudos to Deanna for opening the dialogue
kudos to Deanna for opening the dialogue
kudos to Deanna for opening the dialogue on hyper-sexualization in the stripping
on hyper-sexualization in the stripping
on hyper-sexualization in the stripping community
jellystone or your high school counselor
jellystone or your high school counselor may have told you that money can’t buy
may have told you that money can’t buy
may have told you that money can’t buy you happiness the well true this
you happiness the well true this
you happiness the well true this statement has no bearing on chemistry
statement has no bearing on chemistry
statement has no bearing on chemistry and that’s kind of the idea behind
and that’s kind of the idea behind
and that’s kind of the idea behind harvard-trained neurobiologist Jamie
harvard-trained neurobiologist Jamie
harvard-trained neurobiologist Jamie Tyler’s invention it’s called think and
Tyler’s invention it’s called think and
Tyler’s invention it’s called think and it’s used to quote activate the natural
it’s used to quote activate the natural
it’s used to quote activate the natural state of energy or calm by stimulating
state of energy or calm by stimulating
state of energy or calm by stimulating the same nerves triggered by neck
the same nerves triggered by neck
the same nerves triggered by neck massages splash of cold water on the
massages splash of cold water on the
massages splash of cold water on the face or a kiss from that special someone
face or a kiss from that special someone
face or a kiss from that special someone it’s company by an application that
it’s company by an application that
it’s company by an application that allows you to select between vibes
allows you to select between vibes
allows you to select between vibes depending on your mood
the verdict on this product is still out
the verdict on this product is still out two-thirds were happy with the
two-thirds were happy with the
two-thirds were happy with the performance of the product while other
performance of the product while other
performance of the product while other third reported no noticeable effects at
third reported no noticeable effects at
third reported no noticeable effects at all but clearly the technology is
all but clearly the technology is
all but clearly the technology is evolving I can feel that now okay
evolving I can feel that now okay
evolving I can feel that now okay interesting it’s just like consistent
interesting it’s just like consistent
interesting it’s just like consistent like bodies maybe one day we’ll be able
like bodies maybe one day we’ll be able
like bodies maybe one day we’ll be able to synthesize the feeling of jumping out
to synthesize the feeling of jumping out
to synthesize the feeling of jumping out of a plane for now we’ll have to stick
of a plane for now we’ll have to stick
of a plane for now we’ll have to stick to more homegrown solutions you get no
to more homegrown solutions you get no
to more homegrown solutions you get no rush from bowling brush you want to rush
rush from bowling brush you want to rush
rush from bowling brush you want to rush drop a ball on your toe my friend talk
drop a ball on your toe my friend talk
drop a ball on your toe my friend talk about a rush you’ll be throbbing number
about a rush you’ll be throbbing number
about a rush you’ll be throbbing number one wu-tang Wang I’m calm atomically
one wu-tang Wang I’m calm atomically
one wu-tang Wang I’m calm atomically socrates philosophies and hypotheses
socrates philosophies and hypotheses
socrates philosophies and hypotheses can’t define a while be dropping these
can’t define a while be dropping these
can’t define a while be dropping these mockeries lyrically perform home robbery
mockeries lyrically perform home robbery
mockeries lyrically perform home robbery brace yourself for a lot of johnson in
brace yourself for a lot of johnson in
brace yourself for a lot of johnson in this one so you heard that one about the
this one so you heard that one about the
this one so you heard that one about the girlfriend who cut her cheating
girlfriend who cut her cheating
girlfriend who cut her cheating boyfriends penis off women could cut off
boyfriends penis off women could cut off
boyfriends penis off women could cut off your penis were you sleeping toss it out
your penis were you sleeping toss it out
your penis were you sleeping toss it out the window of a moving car there’s
the window of a moving car there’s
the window of a moving car there’s always that well how about the one where
always that well how about the one where
always that well how about the one where some guy cut his own penis off and
some guy cut his own penis off and
some guy cut his own penis off and jumped out of a window now imagine
jumped out of a window now imagine
jumped out of a window now imagine waking up to a story reporting that you
waking up to a story reporting that you
waking up to a story reporting that you did just that
now you see our dilemma well for a
now you see our dilemma well for a former wu-tang clan collaborator marcus
former wu-tang clan collaborator marcus
former wu-tang clan collaborator marcus johnson AKA andre rocks that experience
johnson AKA andre rocks that experience
johnson AKA andre rocks that experience is a reality and he’s taking TMZ down
is a reality and he’s taking TMZ down
is a reality and he’s taking TMZ down for it they called me rocks and I’m gone
for it they called me rocks and I’m gone
for it they called me rocks and I’m gone two years ago the paparazzi and pop
two years ago the paparazzi and pop
two years ago the paparazzi and pop culture purveyors that TMZ reported that
culture purveyors that TMZ reported that
culture purveyors that TMZ reported that marques johnson severed his own penis
marques johnson severed his own penis
marques johnson severed his own penis and then jumped out a second-floor
and then jumped out a second-floor
and then jumped out a second-floor window however it was another route an
window however it was another route an
window however it was another route an affiliate Andre Johnson who actually did
affiliate Andre Johnson who actually did
affiliate Andre Johnson who actually did the deed when he was high on PCP Rogers
the deed when he was high on PCP Rogers
the deed when he was high on PCP Rogers High was high as a kite you know sorry
High was high as a kite you know sorry
High was high as a kite you know sorry this is mother fucker shit it was it was
this is mother fucker shit it was it was
this is mother fucker shit it was it was a flu / like my to watch say it was more
a flu / like my to watch say it was more
a flu / like my to watch say it was more than a mistake was a fool / a classic
than a mistake was a fool / a classic
than a mistake was a fool / a classic Johnson switch I’m up well thats which
Johnson switch I’m up well thats which
Johnson switch I’m up well thats which map could be costly as marques johnson
map could be costly as marques johnson
map could be costly as marques johnson is suing for damages since TMZ and other
is suing for damages since TMZ and other
is suing for damages since TMZ and other outlets have to this day failed to
outlets have to this day failed to
outlets have to this day failed to correct the story wu tang liang ain’t
correct the story wu tang liang ain’t
correct the story wu tang liang ain’t nothin to fuck with it ain’t gonna quit
nothin to fuck with it ain’t gonna quit
nothin to fuck with it ain’t gonna quit so what have you been falsely accused of
so what have you been falsely accused of
so what have you been falsely accused of no no do not let him pollute your brain
no no do not let him pollute your brain
no no do not let him pollute your brain with this crap for your weekly dispatch
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