hey will man lino ain’t no st. Patrick’s Day is held in honor of Ireland’s patron
Day is held in honor of Ireland’s patron
Day is held in honor of Ireland’s patron saint don’t you find it curious that a
saint don’t you find it curious that a
saint don’t you find it curious that a man bent on changing entire populations
man bent on changing entire populations
man bent on changing entire populations beliefs is so widely celebrated no I’m
beliefs is so widely celebrated no I’m
beliefs is so widely celebrated no I’m still gonna tell you
make sure the Holy Trinity is on your
make sure the Holy Trinity is on your side once likened to the three sides of
side once likened to the three sides of
side once likened to the three sides of a shamrock by st. Patrick himself focus
a shamrock by st. Patrick himself focus
a shamrock by st. Patrick himself focus is swayed from the Father Son and Holy
is swayed from the Father Son and Holy
is swayed from the Father Son and Holy Ghost to three other essential items a
Ghost to three other essential items a
Ghost to three other essential items a huge pint glass a canceled work day or
huge pint glass a canceled work day or
huge pint glass a canceled work day or two and drinking buddies as many as you
two and drinking buddies as many as you
two and drinking buddies as many as you can find
can find
can find when st. Patrick originally went to
when st. Patrick originally went to
when st. Patrick originally went to Ireland he became a shepherd are you
Ireland he became a shepherd are you
Ireland he became a shepherd are you ready to lead the masses to greener
ready to lead the masses to greener
ready to lead the masses to greener pastures know your areas local Irish
pastures know your areas local Irish
pastures know your areas local Irish pubs and forget about finding one that
pubs and forget about finding one that
pubs and forget about finding one that isn’t completely packed unless you get
isn’t completely packed unless you get
isn’t completely packed unless you get there for breakfast if that is the case
there for breakfast if that is the case
there for breakfast if that is the case and you plant yourself in a pub
and you plant yourself in a pub
and you plant yourself in a pub diligently for 18 straight hours chair
diligently for 18 straight hours chair
diligently for 18 straight hours chair saving and doing up three meals at the
saving and doing up three meals at the
saving and doing up three meals at the same pub then you’re a modern day
same pub then you’re a modern day
same pub then you’re a modern day candidate for sainthood st. Patrick
candidate for sainthood st. Patrick
candidate for sainthood st. Patrick became a priest in England but returned
became a priest in England but returned
became a priest in England but returned to Ireland after being drawn by the
to Ireland after being drawn by the
to Ireland after being drawn by the voices of the Irish seeking to be
voices of the Irish seeking to be
voices of the Irish seeking to be converted and you will probably be
converted and you will probably be
converted and you will probably be hearing these voices too seen his over a
hearing these voices too seen his over a
hearing these voices too seen his over a hundred American cities hold parades to
hundred American cities hold parades to
hundred American cities hold parades to celebrate the occasion except for you’re
celebrate the occasion except for you’re
celebrate the occasion except for you’re there to convert yourself into a drunken
there to convert yourself into a drunken
there to convert yourself into a drunken munkey
munkey
munkey and wear some green for Patrick’s it
and wear some green for Patrick’s it
and wear some green for Patrick’s it clovers facepaint food coloring
clovers facepaint food coloring
clovers facepaint food coloring leprechaun hats do something green you
leprechaun hats do something green you
leprechaun hats do something green you may not be one of the 34 million
may not be one of the 34 million
may not be one of the 34 million Americans with ancestry from the Emerald
Americans with ancestry from the Emerald
Americans with ancestry from the Emerald Isle but on this day everyone’s Irish
Isle but on this day everyone’s Irish
Isle but on this day everyone’s Irish st. Patrick’s mission Ireland lasted 30
st. Patrick’s mission Ireland lasted 30
st. Patrick’s mission Ireland lasted 30 years that pales in comparison to your
years that pales in comparison to your
years that pales in comparison to your mission stay conscious stay fun and keep
mission stay conscious stay fun and keep
mission stay conscious stay fun and keep your meals down the whole day look at
your meals down the whole day look at
your meals down the whole day look at the Irish
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