Sex Tips From Internationally Famous Comedian John Hastings

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what the world needs now is love sweet love it oh hey guys just John Hastings

love it oh hey guys just John Hastings

love it oh hey guys just John Hastings Randy Randy Randy Randy get personal

Randy Randy Randy Randy get personal

Randy Randy Randy Randy get personal with you guys I’m going to talk to you

with you guys I’m going to talk to you

with you guys I’m going to talk to you thought you put something near and dear

thought you put something near and dear

thought you put something near and dear to my heart and lower than my heart

to my heart and lower than my heart

to my heart and lower than my heart everyone wants to be the best lover with

everyone wants to be the best lover with

everyone wants to be the best lover with the biggest Wang knowing how to please

the biggest Wang knowing how to please

the biggest Wang knowing how to please the labia like nothing else but here is

the labia like nothing else but here is

the labia like nothing else but here is the issue I do not consider myself a

the issue I do not consider myself a

the issue I do not consider myself a good lover but I do consider myself an

good lover but I do consider myself an

good lover but I do consider myself an original lover s you and your standards

original lover s you and your standards

original lover s you and your standards gold medal Olympic Council I’m going to

gold medal Olympic Council I’m going to

gold medal Olympic Council I’m going to be an original lover I will be the Andy

be an original lover I will be the Andy

be an original lover I will be the Andy Warhol of getting it on I will be the

Warhol of getting it on I will be the

Warhol of getting it on I will be the Marcel Proust of the clitoris I would be

Marcel Proust of the clitoris I would be

Marcel Proust of the clitoris I would be the bertolt brecht of the Avila do you

the bertolt brecht of the Avila do you

the bertolt brecht of the Avila do you see what I’m saying do you see what I’m

see what I’m saying do you see what I’m

see what I’m saying do you see what I’m sad for example all of you out there to

sad for example all of you out there to

sad for example all of you out there to get a girl into your boudoir I’m sure

get a girl into your boudoir I’m sure

get a girl into your boudoir I’m sure you’re pouring wine buying drinks making

you’re pouring wine buying drinks making

you’re pouring wine buying drinks making it rain and mitten jobs not John

it rain and mitten jobs not John

it rain and mitten jobs not John Hastings no not John Hastings what i do

Hastings no not John Hastings what i do

Hastings no not John Hastings what i do is i lure an unsuspecting girl into my

is i lure an unsuspecting girl into my

is i lure an unsuspecting girl into my apartment wait till she’s checking

apartment wait till she’s checking

apartment wait till she’s checking emails or watching some television then

emails or watching some television then

emails or watching some television then i take off all my clothes and I rub my

i take off all my clothes and I rub my

i take off all my clothes and I rub my dick on her shoulder and she sleeps with

dick on her shoulder and she sleeps with

dick on her shoulder and she sleeps with me so I stopped doing that

me so I stopped doing that

me so I stopped doing that genius genius for your sex drive for

genius genius for your sex drive for

genius genius for your sex drive for watchmojo.com and for the internet I am

watchmojo.com and for the internet I am

watchmojo.com and for the internet I am John Hastings

John Hastings

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